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Stephanie's taken to calling my
boyfriend Hank Mr. Perfect, but not
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reason. You see, in baseball, there's a
rare breed of player known for having
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the five tools. They do all the big
things well. They hit for average in
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are fast, have strong arms, and are
great in the field.
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Hank is what you'd call a five -tool
boyfriend.
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He's successful, intelligent, charming,
handsome.
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And he's great in bed, too, right?
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I knew it.
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The man's perfect.
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Oh, trust me, Steph. He's not perfect,
okay? He drives so slow. He puts black
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pepper on everything. And, you know, he
moonwalks. I'm sorry, what?
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Hank moonwalks. Like Michael Jackson?
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Oh, I wish.
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More like Andrew Jackson or Kate Jackson
or any other Jackson that cannot
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moonwalk. That's so cute.
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I know.
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Oh, perfect.
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No, you hang up first.
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Okay, ready? One, two, three.
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I knew you weren't going to do that. Oh,
my God, would you hang up the phone,
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please?
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Okay, I'm going to go.
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Sorry,
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it was Hank.
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I thought we said no more phone calls
while we're playing.
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Dude, I thought that was for Andy.
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Hey, Meredith's got me ignoring FAA
regulations.
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Like, I'm going to turn it off here.
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So when are we actually going to get to
hang out with Hank?
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Wait, you guys haven't hung out
together?
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No, he takes you to fancy places. That's
all we know. Yeah, and we're not
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allowed in Fancy Town.
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I was there once.
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It's fun.
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Well, we should totally hang out. He's
so great. You guys are going to love
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Hey, what if we don't like him?
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You will.
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Yeah, but what if we don't? It'd be like
you and Wendy.
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I like Wendy. Just because we don't hang
out doesn't mean I don't like her.
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But you don't like her. You don't.
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I like Wendy.
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She doesn't.
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I like Wendy, okay?
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What? You know what? I would hang out
more with her. It's just that we're, you
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know... Busy. Busy. Right, right.
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Right, well, I will remember that you
said that.
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Great. Well, looks like the game's over.
We're out of beer. No, don't worry
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about it. Trouty's bringing some. Oh,
dude, Trouty's the worst.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Trouty, is he the hugger guy?
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Yeah. You know I'm not comfortable with
that. I thought he moved to Cleveland.
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No, they sent him back.
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Adding a disruptive personality to any
group can cause all kinds of problems.
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In baseball, that person's called a
clubhouse cancer.
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With us, he's Trouty.
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I'm confused. Who's Trouty?
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Trouty's a guy I grew up with. His
father supplies the popcorn pretty much
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all the major stadiums and fairgrounds
in the Midwest.
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What, is he some kind of a dick or
something?
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No, no, he's too harmless to be a dick.
He's just kind of a bad hang is all. You
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know, it's like a struggle to talk to
him. Things he says just makes you cry.
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All right, hey, all right, lay off.
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He's a good guy.
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You're just saying that because he gets
you stuff.
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No, he doesn't. Dude, he got you the
shoes you're wearing. He knew my size.
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Oh, my God, that's so creepy, dude.
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I'm pretty sure that nobody else here
knows anybody else's shoe size. Dude, I
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don't even know my own shoe size. Ten
and a half. I'm sorry. Oh, my God.
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Hey, Andy, are you going to play or
what?
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No, seriously, I have to go. I'm taking
Savannah to the American Girl Cafe for
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the daddy -daughter dolly breakfast
thing tomorrow morning. Oh, my God. Is
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your doll or her? It's that doll, Pais.
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All right, well, I'm taking your
property.
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Oh, snap.
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Stop being so pouty, because here comes
the trouty. What's up, L .A. Law? How
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are you? Bring me the sugar. Come on.
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Sorry I've been gone, guys.
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I was up in K -Zoo, got myself into a
beef, had to stay an extra night.
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My bad.
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Ten dogs.
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What's up?
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Booyah! Oh, snap. Before I forget, I got
you that iPod charger that you want.
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Oh, thanks, man.
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Diamond Mike, got your message?
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Snap, man. Really, I'm sorry. I couldn't
hit you back.
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B, looking big. Let me check that. Oh,
yeah, Jim. Yeah,
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you are. Look at that. PJ, looking
lovely as ever.
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Oh, hey.
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Gotcha.
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What's up, new guy?
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Oh, Bobby, Trouty.
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Man, nice to meet you. Come on, let's
love. Yeah, yeah.
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All right, let me just put those brews
in the fridge.
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Oh, dude.
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Got it. Hey.
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The handshake was so, like, clammy.
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Oh, let's see the fish, right? That's
why they call him Trouty. All right, you
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know what? He's a good friend of mine.
You know what? He's kind of fun.
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Hey, nice people, check it. I've been
doing that Krav Maga.
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Ken Dog, punch me in the stomach as hard
as you possibly can. I swear to God.
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Could I hit you, please?
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Go. Hey, let me grab my bat. Go.
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I just can't believe that Hank and the
guys have never hung out before. Are you
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afraid of that?
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No, not at all.
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Uh -huh. What? Seriously?
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It's not that easy anyhow. I mean,
everybody's very busy.
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Isn't that your Wendy excuse?
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Well, what do you want me to do?
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Ambush Hank and the guys and force them
to hang out?
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See? Now there's an idea.
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I'm thinking about getting hair
extensions.
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Well, that was kind of what we were just
talking about. I think that guys like
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long hair.
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Okay, so we're not going back at all?
No.
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Okay. Well, I like the short hair.
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It's so Stephanie.
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And Stephanie's been single for too
long.
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Well, don't get anything weird, Pierce.
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Hello? Hey, PJ, it's Wendy. Oh, hey,
Bren's not home. I'll tell him you
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though. Oh, no, wait, PJ. I'm calling
for you.
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Brendan told me you really want to get
together sometime.
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Oh, he did, did he?
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Yeah, so what do you say we get together
next weekend?
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My treat.
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Yes.
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I'll see you next weekend.
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Ciao.
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Who was that?
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That was Wendy. She wants to hang out,
just the two of us. Like, one -on -one.
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Oh, God.
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There's no rule that says you have to
hang out with your frank, significant
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others. And I certainly wasn't looking
forward to hanging out with Wendy. So,
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what did Wendy do to make you dislike
her so much?
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Well, I don't dislike her. I like her.
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Okay, so you do like her. Well, kind of.
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Okay, it's just that there are a couple
of annoying things about her.
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She always says goodbye and thank you in
some foreign language. And she carries
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this giant handbag with the entire
contents of the known universe inside of
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Oh, and she does not laugh like a normal
human being because when she finds
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something funny, she just left out this
one single emphatic ha.
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Ha. Oh, no.
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It's more like this.
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Ha!
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Sorry. Well, I hope your friends aren't
as hard on me as you are on Wendy. Hey,
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you know, honestly, they don't know you
very well. I mean, you guys haven't
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really gotten a chance to hang out, you
know? Well, I mean, that's just because
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we're all so busy.
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Yeah, yeah, I know. Why is it that Hank
and the guys never hang out? Am I hiding
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Hank from them?
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Hey, you know what we never do?
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We never stay over at my place.
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Well, it's because you have a roommate.
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Oh, Scott.
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And he's actually staying at his
fiance's.
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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No, wait, wait. Be my blanket.
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Blanket or coffee?
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Coffee, duh.
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I will be right back.
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God, it kills me. Why do you do that
with your face?
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What?
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It would make sense if I had the hat and
glove.
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What's up, dude?
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Hey, bro.
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Hey.
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Your friends are on the couch.
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Really?
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Yeah. Oh, my God, the Bears game. I
totally forgot.
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The Bears game.
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We all sort of watch every Bears game
over at my place. Uh -huh. I don't know
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what I was thinking.
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Why didn't you just tell me you wanted
me to get a chance to hang with your
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friends?
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Because this was cuter?
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Hey, you guys.
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We're going to go just get changed, and
Hank's going to hang out with you guys
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for a little bit, okay?
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Okay. I'll be back in a little bit.
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Oh, they're the Vikings, huh?
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Dante Culpepper is a good QB.
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Actually, Culpepper's on Miami now.
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Really? Yeah, all the Finns had to give
up was a second rounder. Yeah, and the
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Dolphins totally got the better end of
that deal, right, Hank?
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Totally.
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I don't know, man. I think the Vikings
made out there. You know, Culpepper's
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coming off major knee surgery.
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Well, I mean, there is that.
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You're on crack.
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Culpepper's a MVP quality quarterback.
You just don't give that up, right,
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Absolutely. I mean, what's your backup
playing going to be? Brad Johnson?
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Okay,
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so I took your advice.
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What advice?
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The ambush.
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I set it up so Hank and the guys have to
hang out together.
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So how's it going?
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I don't know. They're in the living room
by themselves.
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You got your man and your boys chilling
all together?
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What's wrong with you? I'm trying on
wigs to see how I would look with long
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hair, and I don't know. They just, they
overtake me.
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Okay, wait. I gotta go. I gotta go get
changed.
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All right, then.
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Holla.
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Oh, God.
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No matter what, it's a great move for
Culpepper. I got two words for you.
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Beach. Hank, back me up.
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South Beach.
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Really? What's up, Frizzella?
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Cafe Americano, two splendors? Oh, man.
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Damn, a new new guy?
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Hey, I'm Hank. This is Trouty. What's
up, Easy Street? How you feeling?
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What is that? That's nice.
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All right, player.
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What's going on with the Lions game?
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We don't get the Lions game.
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It's a satellite, isn't it? Yeah. Then
you get the Lions game.
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All you need is a screwdriver.
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We're watching the bears, man. Calm
down, B. We'll switch in between.
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It'll be tight. Trouty, are you even
sure you know what you're doing back
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Yeah.
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All you gotta do is strip down to the
wires, and the rest is cream cheese.
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Oh, dude!
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Dude, you just killed the TV.
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One sec.
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How about now? Is it on? No.
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Now? No.
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How about now?
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No!
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Snap. So what do we do now? We missed a
game. No, no, let's just go down to
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Crowley's and watch the game there.
We'll deal with this later.
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I'd mess up some Crowley's right now.
Get out of here.
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No, yo, Hank, we're just going to head
down to the corner bar and watch the
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game. You with us there?
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Yeah, uh, we'll try and swing by.
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God bless.
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You'd think a five -tool player would
hit it out of the park every time.
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All right, what I meant, what I meant.
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They don't.
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Bears lost by 10.
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I mean, so you guys hanging out with
Hank.
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The other night, you asked me why he's
never around, and then you ditch him at
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the first opportunity. We don't have it
in ourselves to ditch Trouty, all right?
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Why would we ditch Hank?
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I don't know. It doesn't seem like you
tried very hard.
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Well, Hank's all right.
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You know, not much of a football fan,
but, you know, he's a good guy.
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Yeah, he is.
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All right, fine. If it makes you feel
better, I will get the guys together for
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night out with Hank, okay?
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Really? Yeah, sure.
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Least I can do. After all, you're making
the effort to get to know Wendy, right?
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And I'm excited!
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Sometimes all it takes to neutralize a
clubhouse cancer is finding even one
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person who can handle their personality.
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Hola, Chica! I don't think I'm that
good. Hey, Wendy!
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Oh. Oh!
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I'm so glad that we're doing this.
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Yeah, me too.
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00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,540
So, where are we off to?
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Oh, uh, well... I...
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Suggested cafe around the corner, but
I've already eaten. Oh, me too.
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Um... I don't suppose you want to watch
the game, huh?
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Well... Oh, I don't suppose you'd want
to hit any of the stores on Michigan
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Avenue.
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00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:09,040
Well... You know, too bad it's too early
in the day to get a drink.
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Oh, you can just leave the bottle.
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So, Hank, you're a lawyer, right?
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Really? I thought you worked for the
city.
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Oh, well, I'm a lawyer whose clients do
a lot of work with the city.
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Working for the city, though, there's
got to be some great stories there,
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00:13:31,340 --> 00:13:33,480
Well, Chicago, you wouldn't believe it.
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Like what?
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00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,020
Oh, no, that's confidential.
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I get it.
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00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:47,660
No, seriously, it's confidential lawyer
-client privilege. I could lose my job.
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Should we get another pitcher? Yeah.
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Hey, I don't drink beer, so I'm going to
get a vodka martini. But one pitcher,
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00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:02,820
right? I'll be right back.
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We are going to need to do shots. A lot
of shots.
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Hey, hey!
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00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:12,860
Really? All right, boys, the circle's
complete. Anything can happen.
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Hey, Tattoo, how are you feeling today?
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Night is young, B. Night is young. Yes,
it is. It is.
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Well.
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00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:27,300
It's good we're able to do this now, for
everything gets all hectic because of
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the wedding. So who's getting married?
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Brendan and I.
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That's right.
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That's right.
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My short -term memory sometimes is like,
I guess I better cut back on my
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drinking, you know.
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After today.
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That's a nice watch you got there.
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00:14:52,510 --> 00:14:54,010
Oh, yeah. Thanks. I got it for
Christmas.
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Oh.
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00:14:57,490 --> 00:14:58,490
This past year?
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A year before, actually. Very cool.
Yeah. Very cool.
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It's pretty cool.
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Pretty cool.
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00:15:04,230 --> 00:15:05,270
Hey, you guys up for a game?
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00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:11,930
You know what, PJ? I'm just going to
come out and say it. I am secretly a
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jealous of you. Oh, my God.
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00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:18,470
Why? Well, I guess in the back of my
mind, I always thought that there was
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something between you and Brendan.
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00:15:21,570 --> 00:15:24,470
Oh. Well, you know, we're just friends.
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00:15:24,930 --> 00:15:27,450
I know. No, but, like, seriously, yeah?
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I know. Okay.
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00:15:29,910 --> 00:15:32,510
And that's part of the reason I wanted
us to get together.
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Anyone who is so important to Brendan is
important to me.
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00:15:38,350 --> 00:15:41,150
Well, I want to get to know anyone who's
so important to him, too.
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00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:47,580
So, it's... Sounds like you're saying
you work with the mob.
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You didn't hear it from me, but I could
get into a lot of trouble for it, I just
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00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,320
told you. You know, lawyer -client
privilege.
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00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,160
This is the guy.
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00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:58,140
Really? What's up, quick love? You seen
Kenny around?
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00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:02,260
No, I'm sorry, I haven't. So, uh,
anyway, this guy... If you do, will you
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00:16:02,260 --> 00:16:03,260
him Trouty got him a beer?
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00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:04,620
Sure. Yeah.
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00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,160
Oh, pardon. I haven't introduced myself.
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00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:12,380
My name's Trouty. Oh, Trouty! Snap, my
bad. Let me make it up to you. Do you
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00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:14,520
like shiatsu? Don't worry about it.
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00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:16,760
He... She'll be back.
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00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:18,820
What'd I miss?
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00:16:18,860 --> 00:16:20,120
Oh, let me get you a fresh beer.
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00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,080
Thanks. What happened here?
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00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,720
Trouty happened, dude.
329
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:28,280
Seriously, I thought you guys were
exaggerating, but he is horrible, man.
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00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,400
breathtakingly horrible.
331
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:31,619
You know what, Kenny?
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00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:32,700
It's all starting to make sense.
333
00:16:32,940 --> 00:16:35,780
What's starting to make sense? Why you
hang out with Trouty. You're using him.
334
00:16:35,980 --> 00:16:39,620
I'm not using him. He's an old friend of
mine, and I wouldn't use him, okay?
335
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:45,290
Really? The iPod thingy, the coffee, the
beers. He bought you a pair of shoes.
336
00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:46,550
He knows my size.
337
00:16:46,910 --> 00:16:49,770
No! Trouty's always bringing you stuff,
man. Trouty?
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00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,210
Trouty is your bitch.
339
00:16:51,590 --> 00:16:52,770
Trouty's not my bitch.
340
00:16:53,090 --> 00:16:54,510
He is kind of your bitch.
341
00:16:55,050 --> 00:16:57,790
He is kind of your bitch, because I'll
bet if he stopped hooking you up all the
342
00:16:57,790 --> 00:16:59,090
time that you wouldn't put up with his
bullshit.
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00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,510
Come on, guys. He's not that bad.
344
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:05,130
He is a bad hang, but you know what?
He's your bad hang. He's not mine. Cool.
345
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:05,949
Thanks, man.
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00:17:05,950 --> 00:17:07,670
Guys, check it. I just hit up my
contact.
347
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,480
Stones tickets tomorrow night, road
dose, backstage passes. You guys in?
348
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,400
Yep.
349
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:14,800
Droughty!
350
00:17:15,339 --> 00:17:16,599
Come on, brother, rock and roll.
351
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:20,940
Okay, so what is his obsession with
spicy food?
352
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:25,260
Oh, my God, I know. He always orders too
much of it, and then he gets sick. And
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00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:30,400
then he lays back and he does the... You
354
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,840
know what?
355
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,320
This was fun.
356
00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:35,539
Yeah, it was.
357
00:17:35,540 --> 00:17:36,620
I'm glad we did this.
358
00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:38,130
Me too.
359
00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:39,190
A toast.
360
00:17:39,450 --> 00:17:41,390
To new beginnings. To new beginnings.
361
00:17:42,830 --> 00:17:46,370
Wendy and I may not have a ton in
common, but there's something about her
362
00:17:46,370 --> 00:17:47,370
really respect.
363
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:48,750
She's honest.
364
00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:51,970
And despite what I thought, she's not a
clubhouse cancer.
365
00:17:52,370 --> 00:17:53,370
Merci beaucoup.
366
00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:56,090
And I'll have to keep reminding myself
of that.
367
00:17:57,010 --> 00:17:57,929
All right, man.
368
00:17:57,930 --> 00:18:00,550
We need one more bullseye. We close up
bulls and we win.
369
00:18:01,050 --> 00:18:02,050
You got it.
370
00:18:05,290 --> 00:18:06,249
There it is. Nice.
371
00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:06,909
Good job.
372
00:18:06,910 --> 00:18:07,910
Good job.
373
00:18:08,550 --> 00:18:09,550
Good game, Brendan.
374
00:18:09,690 --> 00:18:12,410
Oh, God, are you kidding me? You carried
it. How'd you get so good at darts?
375
00:18:12,930 --> 00:18:16,670
Oh, I spent my last year abroad at
Oxford hanging out in pubs, throwing
376
00:18:16,670 --> 00:18:17,970
and drinking too much Bonningtons.
377
00:18:19,810 --> 00:18:20,810
Hey.
378
00:18:22,570 --> 00:18:23,570
Hey.
379
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:24,649
How'd it go?
380
00:18:24,650 --> 00:18:30,090
It was really fun. Yeah? Yeah, I know
I've said a lot of stuff about Wendy in
381
00:18:30,090 --> 00:18:33,150
the past, and I am sorry because she's
great.
382
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:35,720
Really? Yeah, we had a great time.
383
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:40,700
You know, I used to think it didn't
matter if Wendy and I were friends, and
384
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:44,060
was wrong. It does matter, because she's
important to you.
385
00:18:45,380 --> 00:18:46,460
I am so glad.
386
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:51,660
And we had a great time with Hank, too.
Okay. Oh, yeah, you know, it started off
387
00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:55,480
a little rocky at first, but he's just a
cool guy, you know?
388
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,180
Hell of a darts player, too.
389
00:18:57,420 --> 00:19:00,000
Really? Amazing. Like, assassin.
390
00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:01,880
Unbelievable. Wow. Yeah.
391
00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:08,020
The four of us should all go out on,
like, a double date sometime. You know,
392
00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:09,020
sometime before the wedding.
393
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,240
Oh, who's getting married?
394
00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:11,780
You and Wendy.
395
00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:13,900
I know. I was kidding, dude.
396
00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:15,740
Man,
397
00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:21,320
I can't believe Trouty hooked us up like
that.
398
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:22,800
Unbelievable, right?
399
00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:26,380
I mean, sitting in the second row. I
mean, that's how close we were. Yeah, I
400
00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:29,380
know. I mean, you could see how big and
luscious his lips were. I mean, that's
401
00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:32,080
how close we were. Yeah, I know. I was
sitting next to you. I'm not gonna kiss
402
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:35,860
him, but I'm just saying that's close.
We were right next to you. Same show.
403
00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:36,860
know what, also?
404
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:37,920
Tickets aside,
405
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,940
Charlie was a pretty cool guy tonight.
406
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,320
Yeah, he just tries too hard. Yeah. But
you know, the guy actually does have a
407
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,320
pretty good heart. See?
408
00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:47,880
I mean, this is what I've been trying to
tell you guys. I know. Hey, did you
409
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,060
guys go to the Stone Show, too?
410
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:53,380
Yeah! That was the greatest show ever,
wasn't it? It was the best I've seen.
411
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,520
hey! Hey. I'm Mike.
412
00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:58,740
Corrine. Great to meet you. Hey, what's
going on? Oh, Charlie's back. Sorry it
413
00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,639
took so long.
414
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:02,620
Oh, snappity -snap. What's up,
Lizvady's?
415
00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:06,200
You're looking sweeter than a snacking
cake. Yeah, you like this? This is
416
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,700
popcorn money, baby. Yeah, okay.
417
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:09,440
It's nice to meet you guys.
418
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,980
Trouty. Oh, relax, dude. They'll be
back.
419
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:17,800
Dude, they are never coming back. Well,
if not, then this faux pas is on you,
420
00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:18,940
Ralph Mouth.
421
00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:20,220
Wait.
422
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,740
Well, so, are you surprised?
423
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:28,180
Oh, I'm as surprised as anyone. We had a
good time.
424
00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:30,040
Wendy's a cool person.
425
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,240
Well, that's great.
426
00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:34,100
Yeah, and I was talking to Brendan, and
I thought it might be nice if we all
427
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,100
went out together sometime.
428
00:20:35,540 --> 00:20:36,540
Really? Yeah.
429
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000
Huh.
430
00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:39,220
What's wrong?
431
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,960
I don't know.
432
00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:48,280
Look, hon, I don't think I'm a good fit
with your friends.
433
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:53,420
I mean, they're all nice enough guys,
but I feel like I don't have anything in
434
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,420
common with them.
435
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,900
And, hey, I mean, nowhere is it written
that friends have to spend time with
436
00:20:57,900 --> 00:20:59,400
their friends' significant others,
right?
437
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000
Yeah.
438
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:05,320
Yeah.
439
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:10,840
In sports, regardless of what they look
like on paper, you have to be careful
440
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,000
about who you introduce into the
clubhouse.
441
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:20,780
And the same can be said for
friendships, relationships, even your
442
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:21,780
of yourself.
443
00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:27,830
Because even a five -tool player can
upset the balance of a strong, promising
444
00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:28,830
team.
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