All language subtitles for lilhum.19.09.17.katie.morgan.and.brandi.love.puzzled.over.pussy

One Earl Grey for you, madame.

Lovely. Thank you so much.

So, how are we doing?

I'm so frustrated. I cannot figure out
where this little guy goes.

Anyway, I am so glad we're doing this.

Me too.

It's been so long.

You've just been so busy.

I know.

I know.

It's been crazy.

I'm just glad we've decided to, you
know, make the time and spend a little

time. Me too, girl.

We're going to get this puzzle.

Yes, we got this.

We're going to kill it. A thousand
pieces can suck my ass.

You do these all the time and just... I
don't think I have the patience for

them. That's what it is.

It's very satisfying, though.

I like how this one's all just swirly
and there's not really any...

So have you guys tried any of the new
restaurants that have come into town

lately? We did. We tried the place that
used to be down there over by the old

Chinese buffet, remember?

It closed like two years ago. They just
reopened. It's this awesome French

place. I know the one you're talking
about.

I forget what it's called. Okay, but I
should go. Rock something.

Okay, okay.

It's fantastic.

It's fantastic. I know the one you're
talking about.

Yes, they have the cutest waiters.

Oh, really? And there's this one
bartender. I swear I would bring her

You would what? What? I would totally.
Oh, okay. I know.

I know you so well.

Oh, you guys are so crazy. I don't know
what to do with you. Grab another hand.

There you go. We need more blind ones.

other things we're good at. Well, that's
okay.

It's okay that we can't be puzzled.

Blue. Blue.

Oh, there's another orange, too.

Wait. Oh, my God. You're right. It goes
all the way across.

Okay, so the greens and blues we should
focus on. Maybe we should be drinking

wine instead of tea. That would
definitely help. It would.

We're getting there, anyway.

We are. I got one. You got two.

You're better at this than me. I love
how you discount that we've completed

entire outside.

Well, come on. That is the easiest part.
It is.

It is. The flat ones are the easiest.

Mm -hmm.

All right. It's the whole thing. Where
is it?

It goes right up the middle.

How are we going to figure this out?

I have faith. I know.

Teamwork. Teamwork.

Start with the green. Maybe if we both
focus on the green.

Right? Look for more green ones.

There are

things.

No.

Maybe that's all there is. We just have
to fill it. Can't you tell them they

don't go anywhere?

No. Oh.

No, because it popped back up. It
doesn't have a line in here.

Oh, my God.

Ricky, get in here.

Sorry, I totally forgot Ricky was home.

Ricky, meet my friend Brandy.

Brandy, Ricky.

Ricky, Brandy.

Ricky, say hello.

Sorry, he's a little shy.

Katie, who the hell is this guy?

Oh.

You don't know. John and I have been
having foreign traveling college

stay with us as they come through our
country.

He's here for a few weeks.

He's a very bright student.

He's 18.

And, well, you know, in his country,
jerking off isn't considered strange.

It's actually considered really polite.

I guess that makes sense.

Lacey is engaged.

Her and Phil are so cute together.

Yeah.

Is it going to be a big one?

It's going to be... The wedding's going
to be in September, and it's a smallish

reception.

Oh, honey, if it really bothers you, I
can ask him to leave.

No, no. I mean, he is visiting our
country, and...

It's only right that we try to accept
his cultural practices.

I agree completely.

Okay.

I'm trying.

I really am trying. This is just... How
was Ron's retirement

party? Was it super sad?

No, he was happy.

There was a big take and he was
painting.

It's best to just ignore him. He'll
knock it off eventually.

Really, he'll wear himself out.

Knock it off?

Yeah.

He's like a fucking puppy.

So the party was good then?

Yeah, the cake was great.

That's it. He's such a nice man.

Yeah, he is.

It's great company. He doesn't seem that
old to me.

Well, he just looked good for his age.
Yeah, I guess.

Yeah.

So, do you miss working?

Oh, no. I love laying around doing
puzzles all day.

Is that what you call this?

No, I keep myself amused. You can see, I
find... That's amusing, all right. I

find things to do.

Oh,

baby, not the puzzle. Come on.

Really? Boys.

Yeah, yeah. You'll be done in a minute.

A minute, huh?

It's usually pretty quick.

Okay. Okay.

It does make it hard to do the puzzle
without... Seriously. I mean, okay, I'm

sleeping.

There you go.

Okay, here we go.

Are you with me?

We got this. Okay. We're making real
progress.

Yeah, she's making progress.

Oh, I thought I had a good one right
there.

Girl, you have changed.

I'm just trying for it. I'm trying.

Really aggressive with that thing. The
penis? Yeah. Yeah, he likes it.

Oh, there's something about that sound
when it fits.

Right? So satisfying.

Extremely satisfying. I love
satisfaction.

Does that piece... Oh, yeah.

He's... He has a lot of stamina today.

Oh, my God. He's not gonna...

Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

It's like a vacation.

Okay, that's one way to look at this.

You think this is funny?

I mean, wouldn't it be rude, though, if
you were like... Oh my god.

It's really fucking hard to concentrate.

Yeah! Okay, wait, wait. I think that
goes in here.

Yes, get it.

I'm getting it.

He has so much stamina today. He's
usually done by now.

Done by now?

Yeah. I don't know what it is. It must
be the puzzle.

I made him scramble the eggs.

I bet that's what it is. That's what it
is.

My God, it's so hard.

process here.

Yeah.

Where did you say he's from?

Oh, gosh, baby. What is it? What is it
called?

I don't worry about it.

Ricky. You're going to tell me later.

Maybe.

Oh, my God.

Oh, oh, my turn.

Oh, yeah.

Some serious intensity.

Oh, yeah.

He just gets it.

Okay.

Well, while you're getting that, I'm
going to get some more puzzle pieces.

Oh, yes.

Oh, no. I fucked it up.

Oh. Back away from this. It took a long
time. Come on.

Wait. Katie, move your hair. Thank you.

Thanks He's very passionate

There you go. Get them.

Oh, yes,

the green. More green. We need more
green. Perfect.

I mean, it's almost here. How'd this one
get over here?

Up your arm?

He's very distracting.

You know, I was going to mention, your
hair looks bomb.

Did you go to a new stylist?

I did.

Oh, my God. He's amazing. I'll give you
his number. Please do.

Oh, my God.

Like a rabbit. Yeah, you see.

Oh, my God.

It's so much more fun.

I didn't know I was going to get all
this when I came to visit you.

It pays to be sensitive.

Yeah.

I would say you're right.

Oh, shit.

Wow,

that's nice.

Yeah, I like to write on it sometimes.

Really?

He's always horny.

And your husband's okay with it? Oh,
fuck yeah. He loves to watch.

I am learning so much about you. I
swear.

So, what else do you have to say? You
should really come over more often.

I'm thinking I might.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

My house is not quite this exciting.

No. I keep it pretty low -key. I told
you about the Lurita.

Yeah, you did.

Good job.

Good night.

I'm really impressed.

Give me a minute and I'll help you find
something.

Look for the other piece.

Oh, yeah. I'm going to want that back in
a minute.

Oh, my God.

It's really important to travel.

I see why now. Right. We need to go on a
vacation.

We should.

We totally should.

Let him focus. Let him focus. Yeah.

Maybe, like, I don't know, France?

That would be fun. Italy? Spain.

Oh, yeah.

I like their accent.

Oh, my God.

You can tour Europe.

Or is that his place? You're just
letting him know? I find mine these

Okay.

I'm finding mine right now. Yeah, you
are.

You get that.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, no. Shit.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah.

This stays hard.

Don't mess with me first. Oh, baby.

Okay, okay.

My turn.

Can you scoot a little that way?

Sure. Oh, shit. We're losing pieces.
That's not good.

Anything else?

No. I got them all. Okay.

Because it's going to be the one piece I
need. Oh, if there's one missing at the

end, I'm going to be so fucking mad.

Oh, the tea. Oh, yeah, I know.

I actually really prefer coffee. That's
good.

I meant the oral, but whatever.

Oh.

Excuse me.

Oh, baby, take a break. Let me ride it.

Don't worry. He's working so hard. I
feel sorry. He's got to be getting

Sorry for him. He's young.

Yes, he is. He's jerking off all the
time like that. His stamina must be

amazing. All the time. He does it every
fucking day.

You know,

he really just works so hard.

So tell me something else. Like, what's
going on with work?

Oh, God. I got a promotion, didn't I
tell you? What?

Yes.

What's your new title?

Yes.

You don't remember?

Oh. Manager.

Nice. You wanted that so bad.

I really did.

I'm going to jerk it off again.

Oh, is he? Then that means he's going to
bug me again.

Oh. Oh, it's a good thing. Usually he
comes by now.

Because there's two of us. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. I think I threw him off his game.

Oh, my God. I still think it's weird.
I'm not going to lie.

Yeah, but it's so cool.

I suppose. I mean, if you're in the
mood, but... I was really kind of just

wanting to spend some one -on -one time.
Remember?

When he's done, we'll finish the puzzle.

Oh,

no,

you didn't. Come on, Katie.

I know I'm, you know, more competitive
than you.

I'm sorry. No, you're right. Scoot back,
Frankie.

I don't think that's any better.

Oh, shit. Sorry.

I guess I'll just work on this by
myself.

Yes, baby, get it, get it, get it, get
it.

Oh, shit.

Hi. Hi. Sorry, you keep going. I'll be
there in a minute.

It's really fun with you. I don't like
playing by myself.

Don't worry, no fucking more.

We're like, you know, pushing all my
buttons here today. Maybe we could slow

down just a little. Buttons or
boundaries?

I think both.

Well.

Tea, maybe?

You need some more Earl Grey.

Your tits look amazing, by the way.

Oh, thanks. Did you get them redone?

You know, since last time I saw you.

There you go.

Oh, see, your turn. I told you, get
them.

He really likes you.

Oh, that's not so bad, huh?

Exactly.

I thought you said he just jerked off,
but it was a lot of help.

I mean, usually that's how it starts.

As soon as he comes, he'll go away. It's
fine.

Look how happy he is.

He's kind of cute. It's adorable.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

He did it.

Thanks. I appreciate that.

Oh,

I'm away. Go, Vicki.

That's nice.

I got two more. I got two more.

I did.

Your tits look really good too.

They do.

That's so good.

Thank

you.

What do they taste like?

Like beautiful tin.

And honey.

I've honestly never had a tea date like
this.

You know, it could be a team.

It's kind of setting a benchmark.

I knew there wasn't enough to share.
Yeah.

Clearly.

Oh, right there, right there, right
there. Keep going.

Oh, yeah.

Is that your thing when you come?

Oh, yeah. Yeah?

Yeah. But, I mean, he comes too. He
comes so much. Well, that's fine, but

asking about me, like, culturally
speaking. Oh, yeah. No, that's a

acceptable thing. Okay, good, good,
good.

Good. Right there.

Ricky. Oh, that's good, Ricky.

Sunday's paper, the coupons were off the
chain.

They were triple for, what's that one
grocery store?

Oh, God.

I'm going to think of it. I'll tell you.
Oh, God.

The line is so long because of all the
fucking coupons.

Yes.

Three. Five.

Three.

Got those?

No. Yeah.

You're not helping at all. I'm sorry.
I'm very distracted.

Do puzzle. You got that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, bug, bug, bug, bug.

You know, I interestingly feel a lot
closer to you.

Yeah. Yeah.

So much more than tea.

Really? Oh.

Puzzle piece.

face like that.

Oh. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck. He sucks my clit so hard.

Stupid. Yes.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Where is he going? He really needs to
learn

more English.

You're just trying to get some tea.

I was trying to help you for a minute,
but... Okay.

You're totally distracting.

This is ridiculous.

Oh, thanks.

What do you think?

tight ball.

And energetic.

Don't spill my tea.

Don't stay in the carpet.

Okay,

baby.

She's got to come soon, right?

You're telling me. You said, I mean.

Maybe it's a language barrier.

He's very enthusiastic.

Enthusiasm. That's the word I was
looking for.

Yeah, I remember those days.

College. Oh, my God. I just got one. Oh.

Where? Which one?

Fuck. I was working on that one. I can
find it.

Like butter. Like butter.

What I was saying. Very young guy in
college.

Yeah. Wait. Which one?

Well, the guy with his enthusiasm.

Oh, yes. The guy.

Yes. I can't say his name.

Oh, I can't say his name. What's his
name?

Brandon? Andrew?

Brandon.

Brandon. I don't know.

Oh, fuck. I don't know.

Brennan. You're right. Oh, my God. I
have a really good memory.

Oh, yeah.

He was fun.

Yeah. He was. This was pretty fun,
honestly.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Just get maybe.

Vicky, come.

Vicky.

Come.

Hurry. We're busy.

Okay.

Good boy. Okay. Okay.

Good. I'm gonna tell you, you know, this
was supposed to be about us. Yeah, it's

okay. We'll finish it. It's, we got
this.

There has to be more grief. Where? I
don't know where.

I don't know either.

Is that one?

Oh! Ricky!

Are you kidding?

Oh, baby.

Hmm. Hmm.

That one.

Maybe he's trying to be polite.

Definitely finished now.

I don't think that was very polite. We
worked hard on this. Didn't you just say

about gluing it together?

I'll try it.

No, it is.

I think the best of what we got right.

They're going to stay set.

That was terrible.

Well, he's going to sleep.

That's what happened? You did that too.
Would you like some more cake?

You know what? That would be lovely.

Thank you so much. Next time you should
bring a friend.

Yeah. I will depart now.