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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,017 --> 00:00:02,035 (cameras clicking) 2 00:00:02,035 --> 00:00:05,202 (midtempo rock music) 3 00:00:15,088 --> 00:00:17,831 - I'm gonna be a movie star. 4 00:00:17,831 --> 00:00:20,506 - [Jimmy] Well, that was the plan, at least. 5 00:00:20,506 --> 00:00:24,309 My father said that mediocrity's for cunts. 6 00:00:24,309 --> 00:00:26,771 - [Priest] We are gathered on this day to celebrate 7 00:00:26,771 --> 00:00:30,188 the life of James Rupertson, Jimmy Starr. 8 00:00:32,784 --> 00:00:34,508 - Jimmy Starr. 9 00:00:34,508 --> 00:00:36,381 Oh, what a great name. 10 00:00:36,381 --> 00:00:37,577 He could have gone far. 11 00:00:37,577 --> 00:00:42,221 He could have been one of the greats, but he was just, 12 00:00:42,221 --> 00:00:44,926 just too self destructive. 13 00:00:44,926 --> 00:00:45,759 - And he was right. 14 00:00:45,759 --> 00:00:50,442 ♪ Nothin's gonna change how you stole my heart away ♪ 15 00:00:50,442 --> 00:00:53,442 - [Child] Chapter One: Starr Power. 16 00:00:54,469 --> 00:00:58,802 - I was born James Rupertson on February 20th, 1989. 17 00:00:59,713 --> 00:01:02,715 That's not a good name. That's a terrible name. 18 00:01:02,715 --> 00:01:05,215 But tonight, I'm Jimmy Starr. 19 00:01:09,456 --> 00:01:13,124 In the City of Angels and washed up prom queens, 20 00:01:13,124 --> 00:01:15,738 I'm not just gonna be another pawn. 21 00:01:15,738 --> 00:01:19,041 I'm gonna be Genghis fucking Khan. 22 00:01:19,041 --> 00:01:21,374 'Cause there's war out here. 23 00:01:22,557 --> 00:01:27,557 (cameras clicking) (paparazzi chattering) 24 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:38,703 In this day and age of social media, 25 00:01:38,703 --> 00:01:40,589 you gotta be a media whore, 26 00:01:40,589 --> 00:01:44,046 and I never had a problem being a whore. 27 00:01:44,046 --> 00:01:46,876 Fame and fortunate are the American dream, right? 28 00:01:46,876 --> 00:01:49,972 And the fact is, if you wanna make it out here, 29 00:01:49,972 --> 00:01:51,555 you gotta be seen. 30 00:01:56,039 --> 00:01:58,091 This room is filled with Insta-famous 31 00:01:58,091 --> 00:02:01,322 Botox infested millennials from the Midwest, 32 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:03,027 with their heads full of Adderall 33 00:02:03,027 --> 00:02:05,527 and their hearts full of hope. 34 00:02:06,777 --> 00:02:09,546 Every time a grocery store clerk told a housewife mom 35 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:12,062 that her kid was special and beautiful 36 00:02:12,062 --> 00:02:15,580 and should be on TV, their angry, meaningless 37 00:02:15,580 --> 00:02:17,492 and empty lives were made whole 38 00:02:17,492 --> 00:02:20,684 and the proverbial star was born. 39 00:02:20,684 --> 00:02:25,684 Those kids, we're all here. (dramatic electronic music) 40 00:02:31,836 --> 00:02:34,987 And your mom was right. Everyone here is on drugs. 41 00:02:34,987 --> 00:02:36,809 If it's not something to fuck you up, 42 00:02:36,809 --> 00:02:41,389 it's something to unfuck you up the next day. 43 00:02:41,389 --> 00:02:45,056 (dramatic electronic music) 44 00:03:11,288 --> 00:03:12,752 You see, you're only as famous 45 00:03:12,752 --> 00:03:15,502 as you make people think you are. 46 00:03:17,655 --> 00:03:21,322 (dramatic electronic music) 47 00:03:25,207 --> 00:03:26,790 - Do you know him? 48 00:03:28,244 --> 00:03:29,499 - [Jimmy] That's Deanna on the right 49 00:03:29,499 --> 00:03:32,832 and that's uh, that's her wife, Valerie. 50 00:03:36,255 --> 00:03:38,291 It's not easy getting in the VIP room. 51 00:03:38,291 --> 00:03:40,954 Sometimes you just gotta pay your dues. 52 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:42,663 This girl right here made me smash her 53 00:03:42,663 --> 00:03:44,134 in Jack Nicholson's bathroom. 54 00:03:44,134 --> 00:03:45,207 - Johnny. 55 00:03:45,207 --> 00:03:46,887 Just pull my fuckin' hair. 56 00:03:46,887 --> 00:03:50,039 - I'm Jimmy Starr. I'm gonna fuck Los Angeles. 57 00:03:50,039 --> 00:03:54,330 I'm gonna fuck it like I own it, because I will. 58 00:03:54,330 --> 00:03:56,193 There's a fascination with staying hidden, 59 00:03:56,193 --> 00:03:57,694 exclusivity and pretending like you don't 60 00:03:57,694 --> 00:04:01,631 want the limelight, but it's all bullshit. 61 00:04:01,631 --> 00:04:03,329 - Jimmy Starr? 62 00:04:03,329 --> 00:04:05,446 Man, I saw you on "The Mentalist." 63 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:08,569 Oh man, I'm about your biggest fan in the whole world. 64 00:04:08,569 --> 00:04:09,577 - Listen, man, I'm just trying to keep 65 00:04:09,577 --> 00:04:10,660 a low profile tonight. 66 00:04:10,660 --> 00:04:12,176 - Low profile, man? 67 00:04:12,176 --> 00:04:13,907 This is about the luckiest day in my life. 68 00:04:13,907 --> 00:04:16,199 - Listen, man- - That's Jimmy Starr! 69 00:04:16,199 --> 00:04:17,409 - [Jimmy] I'm not trying to make any scene. 70 00:04:17,409 --> 00:04:19,534 - A scene? (laughs) 71 00:04:19,534 --> 00:04:21,383 Because you shoot scenes. - Sir. 72 00:04:21,383 --> 00:04:22,854 - You're funny in real life, too. 73 00:04:22,854 --> 00:04:25,488 - Sir, let's step outside. - That's Jimmy Starr. 74 00:04:25,488 --> 00:04:26,837 - He's cool, he's cool. 75 00:04:26,837 --> 00:04:28,387 - Sir. - What's your name, man? 76 00:04:28,387 --> 00:04:29,327 - Wallace Winterly. 77 00:04:29,327 --> 00:04:30,859 - Wallace Winterly? - Yeah. 78 00:04:30,859 --> 00:04:32,293 - You want a picture? 79 00:04:32,293 --> 00:04:33,998 - Yeah, of course. Absolutely. 80 00:04:33,998 --> 00:04:34,831 Thank you. 81 00:04:34,831 --> 00:04:36,204 Oh my God, this is getting- 82 00:04:36,204 --> 00:04:39,274 - Let's take this for your mom. 83 00:04:39,274 --> 00:04:40,211 - Oh, man. 84 00:04:40,211 --> 00:04:41,499 Thank you, Jimmy Starr. 85 00:04:41,499 --> 00:04:42,475 - Yeah no problem, man. 86 00:04:42,475 --> 00:04:43,308 You take- - Golly. 87 00:04:43,308 --> 00:04:44,141 - Okay, you can take him out. 88 00:04:44,141 --> 00:04:45,869 - Sir, let's go outside. - Yeah, of course. 89 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:47,166 - [Bouncer] Come back later. Let's go. 90 00:04:47,166 --> 00:04:48,131 - I love you, man. 91 00:04:48,131 --> 00:04:50,267 - When anyone says they just go with the flow, 92 00:04:50,267 --> 00:04:51,453 they're doomed to lose. 93 00:04:51,453 --> 00:04:54,634 Winning life is about calculated choices. 94 00:04:54,634 --> 00:04:58,717 You gotta get out there, engage, and sometimes... 95 00:05:00,358 --> 00:05:02,275 Pieces get compromised. 96 00:05:04,153 --> 00:05:05,520 Check out this hack. 97 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:06,889 He's Harrison Pounder. 98 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:08,241 It's hip to hire him and even hipper 99 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:09,885 to pretend like his movies make sense. 100 00:05:09,885 --> 00:05:10,718 - Yeah. 101 00:05:12,557 --> 00:05:14,160 - They don't. 102 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,993 He has ladder value and I want it. 103 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:20,634 Women are the best at this game. 104 00:05:20,634 --> 00:05:22,226 Anyone who says anything different 105 00:05:22,226 --> 00:05:24,476 is just fooling themselves. 106 00:05:27,549 --> 00:05:30,291 - I like the way you handled that Midwesterner. 107 00:05:30,291 --> 00:05:31,291 - Thank you. 108 00:05:32,337 --> 00:05:34,296 I'm Jimmy Starr. 109 00:05:34,296 --> 00:05:35,476 - I'll try two rosé. 110 00:05:35,476 --> 00:05:37,003 - Now this is Rebecca Francis. 111 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,810 She's one of the busiest casting directors in town 112 00:05:38,810 --> 00:05:41,331 doing two series and six movies right now. 113 00:05:41,331 --> 00:05:42,831 Overworked, right? 114 00:05:43,854 --> 00:05:46,187 And she's recently divorced. 115 00:05:47,030 --> 00:05:47,863 Thank you. 116 00:05:47,863 --> 00:05:49,739 - So "Mentalist," huh? 117 00:05:49,739 --> 00:05:51,327 - Small role. 118 00:05:51,327 --> 00:05:54,132 - There are no small roles, only small actors. 119 00:05:54,132 --> 00:05:55,178 - Oh, I like that. (glasses clinking) 120 00:05:55,178 --> 00:05:56,011 - Mm. 121 00:05:56,011 --> 00:05:57,100 (women laughing) 122 00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:58,522 - Have you met Harrison Pounder? 123 00:05:58,522 --> 00:06:00,837 He's directing an indie I'm casting. 124 00:06:00,837 --> 00:06:02,038 - A very niche film. 125 00:06:02,038 --> 00:06:05,121 - I could bring you in for the lead. 126 00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:07,404 - Took it over the top... 127 00:06:07,404 --> 00:06:09,962 - So did you pick up on any "Mentalist" tricks? 128 00:06:09,962 --> 00:06:11,545 What am I thinking? 129 00:06:13,119 --> 00:06:14,826 - [Jimmy] Oh, I know what she's thinking. 130 00:06:14,826 --> 00:06:17,821 ♪ All you girls that wanna be a superstar ♪ 131 00:06:17,821 --> 00:06:22,154 ♪ While you drive around the town in your daddy's car ♪ 132 00:06:22,154 --> 00:06:23,753 - Jimmy? 133 00:06:23,753 --> 00:06:25,081 - I'm right here. I got you. 134 00:06:25,081 --> 00:06:25,914 I got you. 135 00:06:25,914 --> 00:06:27,029 Whoa. (Rebecca laughs) 136 00:06:27,029 --> 00:06:28,058 You're wasted. 137 00:06:28,058 --> 00:06:29,522 - I know. 138 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:32,074 - Listen, Becks, I like you, I really do. 139 00:06:32,074 --> 00:06:34,057 But I think we should, you know, maybe take it slow? 140 00:06:34,057 --> 00:06:35,212 - But I thought you wanted to come see 141 00:06:35,212 --> 00:06:37,470 my view of the Hills, baby. 142 00:06:37,470 --> 00:06:39,550 Come on, take me home and fuck me. 143 00:06:39,550 --> 00:06:41,012 And hurry up. 144 00:06:41,012 --> 00:06:43,821 I already told you you're perfect for the role. 145 00:06:43,821 --> 00:06:45,420 Come in at 10. - Okay. 146 00:06:45,420 --> 00:06:47,382 Hurry. - Knock it out. 147 00:06:47,382 --> 00:06:49,632 (mountain lion growls) 148 00:06:49,632 --> 00:06:53,965 - [Child] Chapter Two: Jimmy Starr Does Los Angeles. 149 00:06:55,011 --> 00:06:57,428 (rock music) 150 00:07:03,046 --> 00:07:06,112 - If only my father could see me now. 151 00:07:06,112 --> 00:07:08,117 I never really knew my father. 152 00:07:08,117 --> 00:07:11,189 He was a salesman. Sold Bibles. 153 00:07:11,189 --> 00:07:13,222 They found him dead in a hotel room 154 00:07:13,222 --> 00:07:15,410 murdered by a hooker he was banging. 155 00:07:15,410 --> 00:07:17,051 Turns out the big book 156 00:07:17,051 --> 00:07:20,096 was a great place to hide a shitload of cocaine. 157 00:07:20,096 --> 00:07:22,561 We all know hookers love cocaine. 158 00:07:22,561 --> 00:07:26,374 Wally just got to Hollywood, wants to be an actor someday. 159 00:07:26,374 --> 00:07:27,850 But look at him. 160 00:07:27,850 --> 00:07:28,898 That's how I was. 161 00:07:28,898 --> 00:07:31,368 Well, I wasn't that bad. 162 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:35,008 Wally's like the Titanic, except a lot less important. 163 00:07:35,008 --> 00:07:35,967 - Hey, Jimmy. 164 00:07:35,967 --> 00:07:37,479 (Wallace chuckles) 165 00:07:37,479 --> 00:07:39,379 They had me audition for a role, man. 166 00:07:39,379 --> 00:07:40,462 - Wait, what? 167 00:07:41,588 --> 00:07:42,954 What? You auditioned? 168 00:07:42,954 --> 00:07:44,483 - Yeah. Isn't that great? 169 00:07:44,483 --> 00:07:45,316 - Are you serious? 170 00:07:45,316 --> 00:07:46,213 - Yeah, it was for a supporting role. 171 00:07:46,213 --> 00:07:47,484 I was up in the lobby. 172 00:07:47,484 --> 00:07:48,973 - What if Rebecca recognized you from last night? 173 00:07:48,973 --> 00:07:51,111 Did you think about that? 174 00:07:51,111 --> 00:07:53,377 I can't believe you'd take me like this, man. 175 00:07:53,377 --> 00:07:54,477 - Right, I'm sorry. 176 00:07:54,477 --> 00:07:57,066 I'm sorry, Jimmy. - Wow! 177 00:07:57,066 --> 00:07:59,936 You don't even belong here, Wally. 178 00:07:59,936 --> 00:08:01,259 Go back to Kansas, Dorothy. 179 00:08:01,259 --> 00:08:02,379 Go fuckin'- - Jimmy, look, I'm sorry. 180 00:08:02,379 --> 00:08:04,346 - Don't touch me. - I'm sorry, Jimmy. 181 00:08:04,346 --> 00:08:05,179 - God. 182 00:08:06,451 --> 00:08:07,582 I'm talking to a moron. 183 00:08:07,582 --> 00:08:08,804 Here. 184 00:08:08,804 --> 00:08:10,505 - Thank you, Jimmy. 185 00:08:10,505 --> 00:08:11,839 Hey, do you have any Adderall you could sell me? 186 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:12,899 - No Adderall. - Just a little bit more? 187 00:08:12,899 --> 00:08:13,732 - No. 188 00:08:15,802 --> 00:08:16,752 - Hey, how'd I do last night? 189 00:08:16,752 --> 00:08:19,045 Was it, like, perfect timing? - Not good, Wally. 190 00:08:19,045 --> 00:08:20,355 Not good. 191 00:08:20,355 --> 00:08:23,516 It was "CSI," douchetard, not "The Mentalist." 192 00:08:23,516 --> 00:08:25,267 "The Mentalist" has been canceled for years now. 193 00:08:25,267 --> 00:08:26,526 - Right. - Okay? 194 00:08:26,526 --> 00:08:27,968 - Yeah. - We discussed it. 195 00:08:27,968 --> 00:08:29,135 C-S-fucking-I. 196 00:08:30,090 --> 00:08:33,039 There's a thousand "CSI's," Wally. 197 00:08:33,039 --> 00:08:33,872 A thousand. 198 00:08:33,872 --> 00:08:35,850 You could have said CSI Nebraska: Cheese-fuckin'-Unit, 199 00:08:35,850 --> 00:08:38,053 she would've never questioned it. 200 00:08:38,053 --> 00:08:38,886 - Look I'm sorry, Jimmy. 201 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:42,315 - No. Just please, please learn your lines next time. 202 00:08:42,315 --> 00:08:43,760 - Bet, Jimmy. Thanks for giving me a shot, Jimmy. 203 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:45,588 - Fuck off! - Break a leg. 204 00:08:45,588 --> 00:08:46,505 - Fuck you! 205 00:08:47,762 --> 00:08:50,262 (Jimmy sighs) 206 00:08:52,664 --> 00:08:55,914 (Jimmy clears throat) 207 00:08:58,264 --> 00:09:00,732 So did you get my message? 208 00:09:00,732 --> 00:09:01,756 - Fiona Paragon? 209 00:09:01,756 --> 00:09:03,330 - Oh, that's me. 210 00:09:03,330 --> 00:09:05,749 - Heard great things about you from Nathaniel. 211 00:09:05,749 --> 00:09:07,023 Come on in. - Thank you, thank you. 212 00:09:07,023 --> 00:09:08,146 - You are welcome. 213 00:09:08,146 --> 00:09:09,400 - [Fiona] Hello. 214 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,382 I'm Fiona. 215 00:09:10,382 --> 00:09:12,905 - [Woman] Hi, nice to meet you. 216 00:09:12,905 --> 00:09:16,072 - If you love somebody, set them free. 217 00:09:16,929 --> 00:09:18,262 Sting said that. 218 00:09:19,580 --> 00:09:20,497 Fuck Sting. 219 00:09:21,542 --> 00:09:26,542 ♪ Don't try ♪ 220 00:09:27,331 --> 00:09:28,164 ♪ If I don't ♪ 221 00:09:28,164 --> 00:09:30,802 I was a father for exactly one hour, 222 00:09:30,802 --> 00:09:33,219 eight minutes and 22 seconds. 223 00:09:34,484 --> 00:09:37,377 Fiona and I didn't make it, either. 224 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:38,210 - James. 225 00:09:41,007 --> 00:09:42,473 - Hi, my name is Jimmy Starr 226 00:09:42,473 --> 00:09:45,640 and I'm reading for the role of Romeo. 227 00:09:50,503 --> 00:09:51,920 I have a dream... 228 00:09:55,298 --> 00:09:58,465 That one day, my four little children, 229 00:10:01,245 --> 00:10:03,912 that they'll live in the ghetto, 230 00:10:04,868 --> 00:10:08,785 not to be judged by the color of their kicks... 231 00:10:13,062 --> 00:10:17,229 Only to be judged by the contents on their phones. 232 00:10:21,423 --> 00:10:24,503 (Jimmy sighs) 233 00:10:24,503 --> 00:10:25,762 - Yeah. - James. 234 00:10:25,762 --> 00:10:26,855 That was wow. 235 00:10:26,855 --> 00:10:28,105 - [Aaron] Yeah. 236 00:10:29,188 --> 00:10:30,393 - Tom Berenger. 237 00:10:30,393 --> 00:10:31,857 "Platoon." - Yeah. 238 00:10:31,857 --> 00:10:33,418 - Amen, brother. 239 00:10:33,418 --> 00:10:35,505 (Jimmy sighs) 240 00:10:35,505 --> 00:10:36,539 (Jimmy exhales deeply) 241 00:10:36,539 --> 00:10:37,739 - It's exactly what I'm looking for. 242 00:10:37,739 --> 00:10:39,219 - What is this role? 243 00:10:39,219 --> 00:10:40,767 - Ready for it? - Yeah. 244 00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:42,184 - "Afrikan Pie." 245 00:10:43,114 --> 00:10:45,614 Urban twist on "American Pie." 246 00:10:46,617 --> 00:10:47,868 See you play the white boyfriend 247 00:10:47,868 --> 00:10:51,161 in this Romeo-Juliet taboo telenovela 248 00:10:51,161 --> 00:10:53,578 with a twist of teen pop and, 249 00:10:55,449 --> 00:10:59,154 I don't know, some torture porn feel to it. 250 00:10:59,154 --> 00:11:00,617 A lot of shit like that. 251 00:11:00,617 --> 00:11:01,450 - Whoa. 252 00:11:02,321 --> 00:11:03,782 It's original. I like it. 253 00:11:03,782 --> 00:11:04,755 - Yeah, you better. 254 00:11:04,755 --> 00:11:06,429 - It's a funny, kind of sad, 255 00:11:06,429 --> 00:11:09,445 actiony, romantic popcorn indie. 256 00:11:09,445 --> 00:11:12,152 The classic futuristic modern feel- 257 00:11:12,152 --> 00:11:13,337 - No, no, no, that's not it. 258 00:11:13,337 --> 00:11:16,003 It's a fun Hollywood romp that's also, 259 00:11:16,003 --> 00:11:17,634 and here's the brilliance of this man, 260 00:11:17,634 --> 00:11:21,562 that's actually a darkly comedic character study 261 00:11:21,562 --> 00:11:24,112 of a sociopathic narcissist 262 00:11:24,112 --> 00:11:28,394 who has a ADD, BDP and is also addicted S-E-X. 263 00:11:28,394 --> 00:11:30,528 - That's all of my qualities. - We're aiming high here. 264 00:11:30,528 --> 00:11:32,635 - Imagine "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner," 265 00:11:32,635 --> 00:11:34,250 meets "Rosemary's Baby." 266 00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:37,959 - No, no, no. It's "Rambo" meets "Gandhi." 267 00:11:37,959 --> 00:11:39,469 - It's not that, white boy. 268 00:11:39,469 --> 00:11:41,313 It's "Airplane" meets "Roots-" 269 00:11:41,313 --> 00:11:42,237 - But in outer space. 270 00:11:42,237 --> 00:11:43,834 - In space. 271 00:11:43,834 --> 00:11:44,979 - And you're fired. 272 00:11:44,979 --> 00:11:46,100 Get out. - Are you serious? 273 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:48,594 - You're okay with onscreen nudity, right? 274 00:11:48,594 --> 00:11:49,759 - Uh... 275 00:11:49,759 --> 00:11:51,392 - Kidding. 276 00:11:51,392 --> 00:11:52,932 - Oh yeah, you know- - Because in the 277 00:11:52,932 --> 00:11:55,120 throughs of passion with your Nubian goddess 278 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:57,834 while spore ships are crashing down around you, 279 00:11:57,834 --> 00:12:01,424 I want you to know that the virus inside her- 280 00:12:01,424 --> 00:12:02,605 - It's your baby. - Your baby. 281 00:12:02,605 --> 00:12:05,009 - Yeah, so- - Cut me off again. 282 00:12:05,009 --> 00:12:07,389 - And I'm sure, and that's of course 283 00:12:07,389 --> 00:12:10,179 when the evil stepbrother, the white stepbrother, Ronaldo, 284 00:12:10,179 --> 00:12:14,454 comes in with his thugs and carries you away, 285 00:12:14,454 --> 00:12:15,826 torturing and maiming you. 286 00:12:15,826 --> 00:12:17,207 - Right, you mentioned the torture porn, 287 00:12:17,207 --> 00:12:19,239 which I think is pretty cool. 288 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,342 - It's a truly beautiful scene. 289 00:12:21,342 --> 00:12:25,135 We have "Mighty Who's" Heffenbarger shooting it. 290 00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:26,234 Heifa-Heffenbarger? 291 00:12:26,234 --> 00:12:28,794 - Heintzelheffenbarger, but you were close. 292 00:12:28,794 --> 00:12:29,627 It was good. 293 00:12:29,627 --> 00:12:31,798 - I also loved the "Romeo and Juliet" aspect. 294 00:12:31,798 --> 00:12:32,631 That was- 295 00:12:32,631 --> 00:12:33,467 - Oh, we're gonna wax poetic 296 00:12:33,467 --> 00:12:35,031 up in this shit. - Oh yeah. 297 00:12:35,031 --> 00:12:35,864 Cool, yeah. 298 00:12:35,864 --> 00:12:38,587 - Yeah. On that note, can you turn around? 299 00:12:38,587 --> 00:12:39,422 - I'm sorry, what? 300 00:12:39,422 --> 00:12:40,255 - Turn. 301 00:12:40,255 --> 00:12:42,171 - Yeah, I just need you to face the wall. 302 00:12:42,171 --> 00:12:44,030 - Turn my body? - Turn around, yes. 303 00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:45,408 - Drop it. - Mm-hm. 304 00:12:45,408 --> 00:12:46,330 In English. 305 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,678 Turn around means face the other way. 306 00:12:48,678 --> 00:12:51,660 - Yeah, sure. - Drop your pants. 307 00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:52,854 - Oh. 308 00:12:52,854 --> 00:12:54,498 - Um... 309 00:12:54,498 --> 00:12:57,010 Okay, so, yeah, the role requires 310 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,697 for you to have your anus bleached. 311 00:12:58,697 --> 00:12:59,945 - Oh yeah, no, cool. I'm good with anything. 312 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:00,778 Wait. 313 00:13:00,778 --> 00:13:01,959 Wait, what? - You would be on top 314 00:13:01,959 --> 00:13:05,959 and your tight butt cheeks will be to the camera 315 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:10,247 and, um, cheeks spread. 316 00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:11,775 - The studio wants diversity, 317 00:13:11,775 --> 00:13:14,813 so we need you to be a white-ass cracker for this role. 318 00:13:14,813 --> 00:13:16,658 We need you to be white. 319 00:13:16,658 --> 00:13:20,121 Like white-white, from top to- - To bottom. 320 00:13:20,121 --> 00:13:20,954 - To bottom. 321 00:13:20,954 --> 00:13:24,153 - We don't want the audience to experience any... 322 00:13:24,153 --> 00:13:24,986 - Discoloration. 323 00:13:24,986 --> 00:13:27,917 - Discoloration or unpleasantness when viewing. 324 00:13:27,917 --> 00:13:29,428 - It's a thing. - It's a thing. 325 00:13:29,428 --> 00:13:33,251 - Yeah, it's a thing. (Jimmy chuckles) 326 00:13:33,251 --> 00:13:34,084 - Okay. 327 00:13:35,063 --> 00:13:37,729 The joke, I mean you guys are just kidding? 328 00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:38,562 - Uh huh. 329 00:13:39,737 --> 00:13:41,325 - [Rebecca] Hm? 330 00:13:41,325 --> 00:13:44,744 ♪ The chick is saved ♪ 331 00:13:44,744 --> 00:13:47,700 ♪ Mama, the chick is saved ♪ 332 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:51,270 ♪ The chick is saved ♪ 333 00:13:51,270 --> 00:13:53,938 ♪ Mama, the chick is saved ♪ 334 00:13:53,938 --> 00:13:56,334 ♪ She said she should've been a princess ♪ 335 00:13:56,334 --> 00:13:58,019 ♪ She should've been an heiress ♪ 336 00:13:58,019 --> 00:14:01,052 ♪ An actress in a glamor shot ♪ 337 00:14:01,052 --> 00:14:03,081 ♪ Give the girl ♪ 338 00:14:03,081 --> 00:14:03,938 - Okay. 339 00:14:03,938 --> 00:14:05,387 I think I got it. 340 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:06,800 - What? 341 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,484 Man, that's amazing. 342 00:14:08,484 --> 00:14:09,492 - We'll see, we'll see. 343 00:14:09,492 --> 00:14:11,239 - [Wallace] Of course you did, Jimmy. 344 00:14:11,239 --> 00:14:12,898 You know, Jimmy, I was thinking maybe 345 00:14:12,898 --> 00:14:13,898 you should fake your own death. 346 00:14:13,898 --> 00:14:16,431 - [Jimmy] Oh, wow, congratulations, Wally. 347 00:14:16,431 --> 00:14:17,639 You have done it. 348 00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:18,472 You've basically said 349 00:14:18,472 --> 00:14:20,865 the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. 350 00:14:20,865 --> 00:14:22,733 - I'm just saying, that way you can become famous. 351 00:14:22,733 --> 00:14:24,481 You know, like Tupac. 352 00:14:24,481 --> 00:14:26,574 He put out way more records after he faked his own death. 353 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,846 - Oh, hello handsome devil. - Hey. 354 00:14:28,846 --> 00:14:31,712 Lookin' all Tom Cruise-like. 355 00:14:31,712 --> 00:14:32,868 - Thank you, thank you. 356 00:14:32,868 --> 00:14:34,464 - Oh my gosh. - Oh, you're welcome. 357 00:14:34,464 --> 00:14:36,354 - You guys look awesome. 358 00:14:36,354 --> 00:14:38,007 - What? - Yeah. 359 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,298 - Who you? - No, this energy. 360 00:14:39,298 --> 00:14:40,131 No. 361 00:14:40,131 --> 00:14:40,964 - Can I get a selfie? 362 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,738 - Yeah, yeah. Hey, Wally, smile. 363 00:14:42,738 --> 00:14:44,389 - [Redhead] I don't like this energy. 364 00:14:44,389 --> 00:14:46,972 (all shouting) 365 00:14:51,435 --> 00:14:52,268 - Back, back, back. 366 00:14:52,268 --> 00:14:53,101 Ladies, back. 367 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,088 He's from Kansas. 368 00:14:55,088 --> 00:14:56,245 - Oh. - So... 369 00:14:56,245 --> 00:14:57,745 - Oh, oh. - Okay? 370 00:14:58,795 --> 00:15:01,061 - Well that's unfortunate. - Can we get a selfie? 371 00:15:01,061 --> 00:15:01,978 - Goddammit Wally, come on. 372 00:15:01,978 --> 00:15:02,811 Wally, stay. 373 00:15:02,811 --> 00:15:04,025 We're gonna walk this way 374 00:15:04,025 --> 00:15:06,807 and you ladies are gonna enjoy your evening, okay? 375 00:15:06,807 --> 00:15:08,383 Okay, Wally. - Fuckin' talk to your boy. 376 00:15:08,383 --> 00:15:09,216 - Wally, walk. 377 00:15:09,216 --> 00:15:11,023 - Motherfucker! - Oh, Jesus. 378 00:15:11,023 --> 00:15:12,765 Run Wally, run, run, Wally. 379 00:15:12,765 --> 00:15:13,598 - Bitch. 380 00:15:13,598 --> 00:15:14,943 - I'm gonna cut you, motherfucker! 381 00:15:14,943 --> 00:15:15,776 - Bitch! 382 00:15:16,779 --> 00:15:18,589 - Fucked up my nails and shit. 383 00:15:18,589 --> 00:15:19,756 - Oh, Kansas? 384 00:15:22,538 --> 00:15:23,676 ♪ 'Cause when I smell fake friends ♪ 385 00:15:23,676 --> 00:15:25,328 ♪ Get attacked like gorillas ♪ 386 00:15:25,328 --> 00:15:26,161 ♪ Running the thrilla ♪ 387 00:15:26,161 --> 00:15:27,670 ♪ Silly raps as a killa ♪ 388 00:15:27,670 --> 00:15:28,753 ♪ And I ain't ever ♪ 389 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,474 - Don't touch anything. 390 00:15:30,474 --> 00:15:32,708 - This is great. - Dude, don't touch anything. 391 00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:34,294 - So when's our next mark? 392 00:15:34,294 --> 00:15:35,940 When are you and I gonna meet again, huh? 393 00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:36,773 Tonight? (phone ringing) 394 00:15:36,773 --> 00:15:37,952 - Shut up. 395 00:15:37,952 --> 00:15:42,369 It's my bro, let go. (phone ringing) 396 00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:45,304 Cocksucker. 397 00:15:45,304 --> 00:15:47,129 - I've told you not to call me that. 398 00:15:47,129 --> 00:15:48,493 - Dude, how's Wendy? 399 00:15:48,493 --> 00:15:50,746 How are the kids? 400 00:15:50,746 --> 00:15:51,625 Where are you? 401 00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:54,708 - I'm driving somewhere in the south. 402 00:15:55,735 --> 00:15:57,702 I don't know how Wendy and the kids are. 403 00:15:57,702 --> 00:15:59,233 I haven't talked to 'em in two days 404 00:15:59,233 --> 00:16:01,603 because we're separated, so. 405 00:16:01,603 --> 00:16:04,053 - God, I'm sorry to hear that. 406 00:16:04,053 --> 00:16:06,465 When did we decide this? 407 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,034 - [Grant] We didn't decide shit. 408 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,393 It was completely her decision. 409 00:16:09,393 --> 00:16:10,531 - [Jimmy] Get out, Wally. 410 00:16:10,531 --> 00:16:11,595 - [Grant] I wasn't involved in the- 411 00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:12,633 - God, that just sounds horrible. 412 00:16:12,633 --> 00:16:13,466 I'm sorry, bro. 413 00:16:13,466 --> 00:16:16,098 - She just decided she'd file for divorce 414 00:16:16,098 --> 00:16:18,379 because she likes to fuck 25 year olds. 415 00:16:18,379 --> 00:16:20,167 - So when you think she's gonna figure it out? 416 00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:21,476 - [Grant] Figure what out? 417 00:16:21,476 --> 00:16:22,553 - That you're a homo. 418 00:16:22,553 --> 00:16:25,409 - I am not in the mood for your bullshit right now, man. 419 00:16:25,409 --> 00:16:26,413 - Who's bullshitting? 420 00:16:26,413 --> 00:16:27,297 Come on, when are you gonna tell the world 421 00:16:27,297 --> 00:16:28,571 that you crave cock? 422 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:29,404 - You know what? 423 00:16:29,404 --> 00:16:30,237 It'd be great for you for me 424 00:16:30,237 --> 00:16:31,994 to be the black sheep for once, wouldn't it? 425 00:16:31,994 --> 00:16:32,951 - [Jimmy] Calm down, bro. 426 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:33,981 I'm just fuckin' with you. 427 00:16:33,981 --> 00:16:37,323 - Hey uh, bro, can I crash with you? 428 00:16:37,323 --> 00:16:38,996 - Uh, yeah. 429 00:16:38,996 --> 00:16:39,829 - Yes. 430 00:16:39,829 --> 00:16:40,662 - ETA? 431 00:16:40,662 --> 00:16:42,929 - Couple days-ish. 432 00:16:42,929 --> 00:16:43,762 - Okay. 433 00:16:43,762 --> 00:16:44,804 - Ah ha ha ha. 434 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:45,637 Bye. 435 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,260 (phone line beeps) 436 00:16:48,260 --> 00:16:49,619 - [Wallace] So what's next? 437 00:16:49,619 --> 00:16:50,925 - Oh Jesus Christ. You're still here? 438 00:16:50,925 --> 00:16:52,486 - Well I got nowhere else to go. 439 00:16:52,486 --> 00:16:54,379 - Wally, go get a job. 440 00:16:54,379 --> 00:16:55,962 - Right. - Dude, change your clothes. 441 00:16:55,962 --> 00:16:57,810 You stink. Go the fuck home. 442 00:16:57,810 --> 00:16:58,937 - Can't go home. 443 00:16:58,937 --> 00:16:59,770 - Why? 444 00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:01,899 - I don't have one. 445 00:17:01,899 --> 00:17:02,949 - What are you, like a bum? 446 00:17:02,949 --> 00:17:05,691 - No, I just can't get a lease. 447 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:06,524 No credit. 448 00:17:08,858 --> 00:17:10,827 - Well what about that motel that you live in? 449 00:17:10,827 --> 00:17:12,470 How much you pay for that? 450 00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:14,584 - About $100 a day. 451 00:17:14,584 --> 00:17:17,712 That's $80 on Tuesdays and Wednesday, so. 452 00:17:17,712 --> 00:17:20,157 - So you pay about $3,000 a month to live there? 453 00:17:20,157 --> 00:17:21,454 - Yeah. 454 00:17:21,454 --> 00:17:23,480 But, like, that includes like a vending machine, 455 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:24,869 full access to the pool 456 00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:29,763 and I get a whole laundry facility, so, evens itself out. 457 00:17:29,763 --> 00:17:32,324 - Wally, how do you pay for that? 458 00:17:32,324 --> 00:17:33,975 - My parents. 459 00:17:33,975 --> 00:17:35,329 - Your parents pay for it? 460 00:17:35,329 --> 00:17:36,562 - Yeah. 461 00:17:36,562 --> 00:17:39,604 (Wallace chuckles) 462 00:17:39,604 --> 00:17:41,333 - I'll tell you what. 463 00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:44,405 Look, for $3,000 a month, I'll agree to be your manager 464 00:17:44,405 --> 00:17:46,298 and let you live here for free. 465 00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:48,979 Wally, look at me. For free. 466 00:17:48,979 --> 00:17:50,605 Look, I'll take you around, I'll take you to parties. 467 00:17:50,605 --> 00:17:51,896 Do you like pussy? 468 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:52,729 - Yeah. 469 00:17:52,729 --> 00:17:54,244 - I'll even let you be my number one fan 470 00:17:54,244 --> 00:17:56,320 and member of my entourage. 471 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,660 - That money has to include my food, too. 472 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:02,267 - I'm strongly confident you'll figure it out, Wally. 473 00:18:02,267 --> 00:18:03,684 Wally, stand up. 474 00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:09,411 Wally, sit down. - Right. 475 00:18:09,411 --> 00:18:11,494 - Wally, stand up. - Yeah. 476 00:18:13,064 --> 00:18:16,018 - Wally, sit the fuck down. - Sorry. 477 00:18:16,018 --> 00:18:17,891 - I need you to stop being such a fucking loser. 478 00:18:17,891 --> 00:18:19,128 - Yeah. - Okay? 479 00:18:19,128 --> 00:18:19,961 - Yeah. - Jesus Christ, 480 00:18:19,961 --> 00:18:21,730 you're a fucking loser, Wally. - I'm sorry, Jimmy. 481 00:18:21,730 --> 00:18:22,707 You know, I'm sorry. 482 00:18:22,707 --> 00:18:24,381 I'm trying. - You're a rapist, Wally. 483 00:18:24,381 --> 00:18:27,110 - No I'm not. - Oh, you're a rapist. 484 00:18:27,110 --> 00:18:28,673 - I don't wanna rape anybody. 485 00:18:28,673 --> 00:18:30,173 - You're a rapist. 486 00:18:31,191 --> 00:18:32,690 - I am? 487 00:18:32,690 --> 00:18:33,865 - You're gonna rape Los Angeles. 488 00:18:33,865 --> 00:18:38,532 ♪ It's been the ruin of many a poor boy ♪ 489 00:18:44,010 --> 00:18:46,869 ♪ And God ♪ 490 00:18:46,869 --> 00:18:49,722 Once upon a time, an unknown actor named Robert de Niro 491 00:18:49,722 --> 00:18:52,947 read for the role of Sonny in the first "Godfather." 492 00:18:52,947 --> 00:18:55,184 It went to James Cann instead. 493 00:18:55,184 --> 00:18:57,233 I can't let that happen again. 494 00:18:57,233 --> 00:18:59,683 The casting director said, "There's nothing we can do. 495 00:18:59,683 --> 00:19:02,441 Sorry, Jimmy, we need a name." 496 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:04,331 She said that Harrison loved me, 497 00:19:04,331 --> 00:19:06,633 but that big shot producer, Brian Weintraub, 498 00:19:06,633 --> 00:19:10,016 would never let me lead the film. 499 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,911 So much for discovering talent, huh? 500 00:19:12,911 --> 00:19:15,978 So they've already made an offer out to Ryan Gosling. 501 00:19:15,978 --> 00:19:17,242 Fuck that guy. 502 00:19:17,242 --> 00:19:19,052 I'm way better looking. 503 00:19:19,052 --> 00:19:21,117 And he's been in enough fuckin' movies. 504 00:19:21,117 --> 00:19:23,649 So Brian Weintraub, here I come, baby, 505 00:19:23,649 --> 00:19:27,247 like a drone headed for a Syrian village. 506 00:19:27,247 --> 00:19:28,747 - Jimmy. - Katie. 507 00:19:31,809 --> 00:19:33,556 (Katie chuckles) - That's a 20. 508 00:19:33,556 --> 00:19:34,528 - I'm a starving artist. 509 00:19:34,528 --> 00:19:35,421 - Well I'm an Easter bunny 510 00:19:35,421 --> 00:19:37,417 poppin' golden eggs out of my vagina. 511 00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:38,936 - And that would be a sight to see, huh? 512 00:19:38,936 --> 00:19:40,553 - Yeah, it would. 513 00:19:40,553 --> 00:19:43,812 Um, Jimmy, there is Brian over there, okay? 514 00:19:43,812 --> 00:19:44,645 - [Jimmy] Okay. 515 00:19:44,645 --> 00:19:48,591 - So he like Bushmills and there's a bar, 516 00:19:48,591 --> 00:19:50,174 just remember that. 517 00:19:51,626 --> 00:19:53,746 That's the Jimmy I know. 518 00:19:53,746 --> 00:19:55,746 - Good girl. - Good boy. 519 00:19:57,266 --> 00:19:59,092 - This may look like a social event, 520 00:19:59,092 --> 00:20:02,970 but honestly, everyone here is doing business. 521 00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:04,860 Make your connections in person, 522 00:20:04,860 --> 00:20:07,002 socialize on social media. 523 00:20:07,002 --> 00:20:11,941 You gotta control what people say, make your own fake news. 524 00:20:11,941 --> 00:20:13,777 You ever wonder what happens to child actors 525 00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,510 who don't OD when they grow up? 526 00:20:15,510 --> 00:20:17,411 Well, here it is, folks. 527 00:20:17,411 --> 00:20:19,247 - What up? - Yo, what up, stud? 528 00:20:19,247 --> 00:20:20,345 - What up, pimp? 529 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,375 How you doin', kid? - I'm good, I'm good. 530 00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:23,529 Wow, man. 531 00:20:23,529 --> 00:20:24,829 How do you maintain all this? 532 00:20:24,829 --> 00:20:26,046 - Yo, check it. 533 00:20:26,046 --> 00:20:29,207 I own the copyright on the dollar symbol, son. 534 00:20:29,207 --> 00:20:30,319 - Are you serious? 535 00:20:30,319 --> 00:20:31,839 - No dumbass. 536 00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:33,339 I'm slinging dope. 537 00:20:34,222 --> 00:20:38,187 What? You think Weintraub's here for the ambiance? 538 00:20:38,187 --> 00:20:39,870 No, but seriously, though, Jimmy, 539 00:20:39,870 --> 00:20:40,858 I hope you got a backup plan 540 00:20:40,858 --> 00:20:43,581 for when you burn out, Jimmy Starr. 541 00:20:43,581 --> 00:20:46,263 Yes, all the puns intended. (chuckles) 542 00:20:46,263 --> 00:20:49,772 No, but look, you know, I've been in this since what, 543 00:20:49,772 --> 00:20:51,161 six years old? 544 00:20:51,161 --> 00:20:53,144 Got out when I was 16. 545 00:20:53,144 --> 00:20:55,144 Shit don't last forever. 546 00:20:56,696 --> 00:21:00,013 You just need a product that'll always have demand. 547 00:21:00,013 --> 00:21:01,888 - And what? I don't? 548 00:21:01,888 --> 00:21:04,220 - Nah, man, it's bigger than dope. 549 00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:05,053 Infamy. 550 00:21:07,582 --> 00:21:09,563 Go get a drink. I got some shit to do. 551 00:21:09,563 --> 00:21:10,662 - Well, at least he turned out 552 00:21:10,662 --> 00:21:13,079 better than Macaulay Caulkin. 553 00:21:16,373 --> 00:21:17,959 Infamy. 554 00:21:17,959 --> 00:21:19,423 He has a point. 555 00:21:19,423 --> 00:21:21,340 It's still fame, right? 556 00:21:25,114 --> 00:21:26,197 - Hey, Jimmy. 557 00:21:27,890 --> 00:21:31,454 (Wallace mumbling) 558 00:21:31,454 --> 00:21:34,704 Jimmy Starr? Jimmy, I saw you on "CSI!" 559 00:21:35,579 --> 00:21:36,412 - I done told you. 560 00:21:36,412 --> 00:21:37,245 - [Wallace] You're- 561 00:21:37,245 --> 00:21:39,028 (punch thuds) (party goers gasp) 562 00:21:39,028 --> 00:21:40,099 - [Bouncer] Fuck outta here! 563 00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:40,932 - [Wallace] Jimmy! 564 00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:43,051 - [Bouncer] Let's go, fuckin' snowflake. 565 00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:46,162 (Brian laughing) Caught you, motherfucker. 566 00:21:46,162 --> 00:21:47,168 - [Wallace] Jimmy! 567 00:21:47,168 --> 00:21:51,418 - [Jimmy] They call it show business for a reason. 568 00:21:53,089 --> 00:21:55,127 So why not show 'em what they wanna see? 569 00:21:55,127 --> 00:21:57,360 - Goddamn sycophants. 570 00:21:57,360 --> 00:22:00,374 - Tell me about it. It's nonstop. 571 00:22:00,374 --> 00:22:03,024 - You're an actor, eh, kid? 572 00:22:03,024 --> 00:22:04,107 - Yes I am. 573 00:22:04,107 --> 00:22:04,940 - "CSI." 574 00:22:06,133 --> 00:22:08,133 What age range you play? 575 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,462 - Oh, well, you know. 576 00:22:11,462 --> 00:22:15,158 - I guess anywhere between 21 and 39. 577 00:22:15,158 --> 00:22:17,119 - Good answer, kid. 578 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:18,127 Good answer. 579 00:22:18,127 --> 00:22:19,833 - I actually respect this guy. 580 00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:22,600 Any hit show you've seen, he probably created it. 581 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,292 He's been on top so long, 582 00:22:24,292 --> 00:22:25,330 he forgot what the bottom looks like. 583 00:22:25,330 --> 00:22:27,287 Wait a second, I know you. 584 00:22:27,287 --> 00:22:28,397 - Yeah? - I know your face. 585 00:22:28,397 --> 00:22:29,538 You're that guy on that reality show 586 00:22:29,538 --> 00:22:30,574 with that amazing dog. 587 00:22:30,574 --> 00:22:31,462 (Brian chuckles) 588 00:22:31,462 --> 00:22:32,788 - Oh God, I'm sure. 589 00:22:32,788 --> 00:22:34,673 - What was his name? 590 00:22:34,673 --> 00:22:35,506 - My baby? 591 00:22:35,506 --> 00:22:36,807 - Yeah. - Mel Gibson. 592 00:22:36,807 --> 00:22:39,351 - Of course. How could I forget? 593 00:22:39,351 --> 00:22:42,147 Do you have any pictures? 594 00:22:42,147 --> 00:22:44,309 - Does an Emmy weigh six pounds? 595 00:22:44,309 --> 00:22:47,309 Sure, I got pictures. Hold on, kid. 596 00:22:48,153 --> 00:22:49,986 - That's Tanya, his wife. 597 00:22:49,986 --> 00:22:51,902 She's famous, too. 598 00:22:51,902 --> 00:22:54,124 You probably saw her blow Sheen on the internet. 599 00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:56,275 That's before he got the HIV, I think. 600 00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:58,088 - There he is, my baby Mel Gibson. 601 00:22:58,088 --> 00:22:59,365 - Oh, he's so cute. 602 00:22:59,365 --> 00:23:00,198 (Jimmy chuckles) 603 00:23:00,198 --> 00:23:01,745 Oh my god. 604 00:23:01,745 --> 00:23:04,528 How can anyone love a dog that fuckin' ugly? 605 00:23:04,528 --> 00:23:07,672 - Don't you just want to squeeze the little guy? (laughs) 606 00:23:07,672 --> 00:23:09,420 - I got the Bushmills for my cousin 607 00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:10,866 and I don't know where he is. 608 00:23:10,866 --> 00:23:12,190 - Too bad for your cousin, kid. 609 00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:13,741 - Here you go. - Happy days. 610 00:23:13,741 --> 00:23:15,116 - Cheers. - Cheers. 611 00:23:15,116 --> 00:23:15,949 Good luck. 612 00:23:18,301 --> 00:23:21,218 ♪ I sit in my room ♪ 613 00:23:22,322 --> 00:23:25,054 - So, is that your wife? 614 00:23:25,054 --> 00:23:26,701 - [Brian] Why? 615 00:23:26,701 --> 00:23:28,644 - Oh well, just, she's so pretty. 616 00:23:28,644 --> 00:23:32,750 - I don't like to keep her from expressing herself. 617 00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:34,417 She's a free spirit. 618 00:23:35,377 --> 00:23:36,345 - Yeah. 619 00:23:36,345 --> 00:23:39,394 - Women should be celebrated. 620 00:23:39,394 --> 00:23:41,200 - [Tanya] That's right, baby. 621 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,401 - Look at those tits. 622 00:23:43,401 --> 00:23:45,881 - [Jimmy] Anybody and nobody knows that Brian Weintraub 623 00:23:45,881 --> 00:23:49,178 likes to stick his cream filled ding dong in anything new. 624 00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:52,706 Doesn't really matter what or who it is. 625 00:23:52,706 --> 00:23:55,999 - Listen, uh, what's your name? 626 00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:58,113 - It's Jimmy Starr. 627 00:23:58,113 --> 00:24:00,207 - A good name. It's an A-lister name. 628 00:24:00,207 --> 00:24:02,662 Jimmy Starr. You got a girlfriend? 629 00:24:02,662 --> 00:24:04,578 - I don't. Not this week, man. 630 00:24:04,578 --> 00:24:05,635 - Why not? 631 00:24:05,635 --> 00:24:07,826 - I was engaged, but I, 632 00:24:07,826 --> 00:24:09,556 I thought my career was more important. 633 00:24:09,556 --> 00:24:11,649 - That's good. Stay focused. 634 00:24:11,649 --> 00:24:13,613 Get the power. 635 00:24:13,613 --> 00:24:14,936 Get the money. 636 00:24:14,936 --> 00:24:16,490 And then you got the pussy. 637 00:24:16,490 --> 00:24:18,764 - You show me the way, sir. 638 00:24:18,764 --> 00:24:21,347 - So I'm leaving soon with her. 639 00:24:22,839 --> 00:24:27,589 Wanna come along and have a little nightcap or something? 640 00:24:30,535 --> 00:24:32,977 Come here, you little bastard. Come here. 641 00:24:32,977 --> 00:24:35,089 Yeah, there he is. 642 00:24:35,089 --> 00:24:35,994 Oh, look at that. 643 00:24:35,994 --> 00:24:40,494 Oh, there's my Mel Gibson, the best dog in the world. 644 00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:43,429 - This is a beautiful penthouse. 645 00:24:43,429 --> 00:24:44,454 It's an amazing view. 646 00:24:44,454 --> 00:24:47,663 - Too noisy, too many buses, too many tourists, man. 647 00:24:47,663 --> 00:24:48,496 Fuck. 648 00:24:49,703 --> 00:24:53,453 I'm a New Yorker. I like the Hamptons better. 649 00:24:54,971 --> 00:24:57,723 - You have a place in the Hamptons as well? 650 00:24:57,723 --> 00:24:59,228 - Kid, I have four. 651 00:24:59,228 --> 00:25:01,658 Three houses in Hamptons and a loft in New York. 652 00:25:01,658 --> 00:25:02,606 If you play your cards right, 653 00:25:02,606 --> 00:25:06,291 one day you can come and party there. (chuckles) 654 00:25:06,291 --> 00:25:08,102 So is it sexy? 655 00:25:08,102 --> 00:25:08,935 - Is what sexy? 656 00:25:08,935 --> 00:25:10,816 - The script, your script, is it sexy? 657 00:25:10,816 --> 00:25:12,634 You gotta have it sexy. 658 00:25:12,634 --> 00:25:14,952 That's how the TV shows sell here. It's sexy. 659 00:25:14,952 --> 00:25:16,677 Look at "True Blood." 660 00:25:16,677 --> 00:25:17,510 Fuck, man. 661 00:25:17,510 --> 00:25:19,322 - Mr. Weintraub, I don't have a script. 662 00:25:19,322 --> 00:25:20,933 I'm just an actor. 663 00:25:20,933 --> 00:25:24,387 (Brian sniffling) 664 00:25:24,387 --> 00:25:25,716 - You're an actor. You want a bump? 665 00:25:25,716 --> 00:25:28,101 - [Tanya] I can't sleep. 666 00:25:28,101 --> 00:25:29,011 - Oh, God. 667 00:25:29,011 --> 00:25:30,345 - Can you call Dr. Phil and tell him 668 00:25:30,345 --> 00:25:31,740 to get me some of that shit 669 00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:33,821 that Michael Jackson used to sleep? 670 00:25:33,821 --> 00:25:35,634 - Fuck no, I'll call Michael Jackson myself. 671 00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:37,196 Do you want me to diddle you to sleep? 672 00:25:37,196 --> 00:25:39,372 (Brian and Tanya laughing) 673 00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:41,660 - Jimmy, do you wanna watch my faggot husband 674 00:25:41,660 --> 00:25:44,673 try to stick his limp noodle inside me? 675 00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:46,881 - This little ungrateful little cunt. 676 00:25:46,881 --> 00:25:47,780 After all I've done for you, 677 00:25:47,780 --> 00:25:50,288 you spout off with all these fucking lies 678 00:25:50,288 --> 00:25:52,842 to this good looking guest we have here? 679 00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:55,092 (Tanya chuckles) 680 00:25:55,092 --> 00:25:58,735 You wanna fuck my wife, Jimmy? Do ya? 681 00:25:58,735 --> 00:26:01,904 Everybody wants to fuck her. 682 00:26:01,904 --> 00:26:03,987 - No, I wanna fuck Jimmy. 683 00:26:05,406 --> 00:26:07,754 Jimmy wants you to give him a job. 684 00:26:07,754 --> 00:26:09,225 Am I right? 685 00:26:09,225 --> 00:26:10,386 - Well why aren't you on a series? 686 00:26:10,386 --> 00:26:12,548 Who's repping you, for fuck's sake? 687 00:26:12,548 --> 00:26:15,736 - Well, I've just been hip pocketed by a boutique agency. 688 00:26:15,736 --> 00:26:18,570 I'm looking to, you know, go bigger. 689 00:26:18,570 --> 00:26:19,578 - You need to get out there, man. 690 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,639 You wanna be with ICM, huh? Yeah? 691 00:26:22,639 --> 00:26:23,973 - Really? 692 00:26:23,973 --> 00:26:24,884 - Yeah? 693 00:26:24,884 --> 00:26:26,242 (Tanya chuckles) 694 00:26:26,242 --> 00:26:27,502 - You'd do that for me? 695 00:26:27,502 --> 00:26:28,633 - Hurry up. 696 00:26:28,633 --> 00:26:29,800 I wanna sleep. 697 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:32,661 - Oh, come on. 698 00:26:32,661 --> 00:26:37,578 - [Tanya] Don't be shy, sailor. (chuckles) 699 00:26:39,266 --> 00:26:43,134 (phone line trilling) 700 00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:43,967 Oh, shit. 701 00:26:43,967 --> 00:26:44,800 - Hello? 702 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:45,657 - Yeah, hi, Fred. 703 00:26:45,657 --> 00:26:46,706 Did I wake you up? 704 00:26:46,706 --> 00:26:47,539 - [Fred] What's up? 705 00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:48,729 - [Brian] You on the golf course? 706 00:26:48,729 --> 00:26:50,029 - Waiting for the sunrise 707 00:26:50,029 --> 00:26:54,140 over Nepal in a penthouse in the W Hotel. 708 00:26:54,140 --> 00:26:56,776 Don't fuck this up for me, Brian. 709 00:26:56,776 --> 00:26:59,712 - Do what I say and your dreams will come true. 710 00:26:59,712 --> 00:27:02,522 - [Tanya] Yeah, just listen to him. 711 00:27:02,522 --> 00:27:04,164 Shut the fuck up. 712 00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:06,602 - Listen, I got a young kid here. 713 00:27:06,602 --> 00:27:08,260 I'm signing him to a three picture deal. 714 00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:11,290 He's between somewhat of a Matt Damon and Dillon. 715 00:27:11,290 --> 00:27:12,803 (gong chimes) Okay? 716 00:27:12,803 --> 00:27:13,720 - Oh, shit. 717 00:27:15,939 --> 00:27:17,124 - [Tanya] Yeah. 718 00:27:17,124 --> 00:27:18,840 - The sacrifices you make for your art. 719 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,150 (Tanya and Jimmy laughing) 720 00:27:21,150 --> 00:27:24,321 - I've been waiting here seven days 721 00:27:24,321 --> 00:27:27,195 for this fucking sunrise, Brian! 722 00:27:27,195 --> 00:27:28,326 - I'm so sorry, Fred. 723 00:27:28,326 --> 00:27:29,446 He's wrecked again. 724 00:27:29,446 --> 00:27:31,322 - [Fred] Brian, please, Brian. 725 00:27:31,322 --> 00:27:32,318 - [Tanya] Yes, yes! 726 00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:33,981 - I'm not wrecked. I'm not wrecked. 727 00:27:33,981 --> 00:27:35,577 Do what I say, okay? 728 00:27:35,577 --> 00:27:36,679 - Son of a bitch. 729 00:27:36,679 --> 00:27:37,512 - Ah! 730 00:27:39,378 --> 00:27:40,628 - I know I'm... 731 00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:43,474 I'm sober, man. I don't do booze no more. 732 00:27:43,474 --> 00:27:45,356 Occasionally I do too much Red Bull. 733 00:27:45,356 --> 00:27:48,643 I got a heart murmur but my cardiologist says... 734 00:27:48,643 --> 00:27:50,221 Turn her around, turn her around. 735 00:27:50,221 --> 00:27:52,122 Go on, all the way. Turn around. 736 00:27:52,122 --> 00:27:54,320 Okay, whatever. I'll talk to you later, okay? 737 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,134 - Cocksucker! 738 00:27:56,134 --> 00:27:57,720 - Yeah, that's it. 739 00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,531 Oh god yes, call me daddy. 740 00:27:59,531 --> 00:28:00,663 Call me daddy. - Yeah, daddy. 741 00:28:00,663 --> 00:28:01,496 - Yes! 742 00:28:03,309 --> 00:28:04,142 Yes. 743 00:28:05,606 --> 00:28:06,956 I own you now, you're mine. 744 00:28:06,956 --> 00:28:08,618 You understand that? You're mine. 745 00:28:08,618 --> 00:28:09,451 (Mel Gibson whining) 746 00:28:09,451 --> 00:28:11,800 - [Tanya] Oh, daddy, daddy. 747 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,271 (Tanya moaning) 748 00:28:13,271 --> 00:28:15,188 - Check mate, bitches. 749 00:28:16,968 --> 00:28:19,137 Real life, things just don't drop in your lap. 750 00:28:19,137 --> 00:28:20,627 You gotta make it happen. 751 00:28:20,627 --> 00:28:23,133 burn a few extra calories before my nude scenes? 752 00:28:23,133 --> 00:28:27,216 Can't hurt. (soft acoustic music) 753 00:28:29,550 --> 00:28:34,550 ♪ Comes a day when a river of love will find you ♪ 754 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:40,839 ♪ Gotta say that today I can't feel it come true ♪ 755 00:28:41,695 --> 00:28:46,565 Fiona and I used to come here every Saturday at noon. 756 00:28:46,565 --> 00:28:48,769 It looks like I've been replaced. 757 00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:52,693 ♪ This must be the difference ♪ 758 00:28:52,693 --> 00:28:54,776 - But I'm just like yo... 759 00:28:55,935 --> 00:28:56,768 - [Man] Desperate? 760 00:28:56,768 --> 00:28:57,601 - James. 761 00:28:57,601 --> 00:28:58,836 - How serendipitous is this? 762 00:28:58,836 --> 00:28:59,669 - Hm? 763 00:28:59,669 --> 00:29:01,553 - How are you? 764 00:29:01,553 --> 00:29:03,919 - I am hungry. I'm on a 400 calorie a day diet. 765 00:29:03,919 --> 00:29:05,798 - That is great. 766 00:29:05,798 --> 00:29:06,798 How's work? 767 00:29:07,865 --> 00:29:10,949 - I just landed a pilot and I booked a national commercial, 768 00:29:10,949 --> 00:29:11,855 thank you for asking. 769 00:29:11,855 --> 00:29:14,756 - So happy for you. I mean, that's terrific. 770 00:29:14,756 --> 00:29:15,589 Who's, uh... 771 00:29:15,589 --> 00:29:16,797 Oh look, it's Rumple-foreskin. 772 00:29:16,797 --> 00:29:17,630 Who's this? 773 00:29:17,630 --> 00:29:20,935 - This is Nathaniel. He writes for television. 774 00:29:20,935 --> 00:29:23,142 James is an old friend. 775 00:29:23,142 --> 00:29:25,640 - Oh, well it is good to meet you, sir. 776 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,178 - That is a terrific llama sweater. 777 00:29:27,178 --> 00:29:30,159 - Oh, it's actually an alpaca. 778 00:29:30,159 --> 00:29:31,114 Peruvian, actually. 779 00:29:31,114 --> 00:29:33,394 Do you know they bred them for about 5,000 years 780 00:29:33,394 --> 00:29:35,672 to make sure they have the nice fiber like that? 781 00:29:35,672 --> 00:29:36,654 We were talking earlier, 782 00:29:36,654 --> 00:29:40,691 they're like the show dogs of the llama world. (chuckles) 783 00:29:40,691 --> 00:29:41,561 - [Jimmy] Oh, that's terrific. 784 00:29:41,561 --> 00:29:42,766 It really accentuates his tits. 785 00:29:42,766 --> 00:29:44,457 - You know, I just love encountering 786 00:29:44,457 --> 00:29:46,667 Fiona's old acquaintances, you know? 787 00:29:46,667 --> 00:29:48,157 It's like a glimpse into her past. 788 00:29:48,157 --> 00:29:49,276 - [Jimmy] Look at this fuck up. 789 00:29:49,276 --> 00:29:51,591 He probably pees sitting down and shops at Whole Foods. 790 00:29:51,591 --> 00:29:53,971 - James and I first met when we moved out here. 791 00:29:53,971 --> 00:29:55,098 - So you guys fucking today? 792 00:29:55,098 --> 00:29:56,904 - Good gracious me. Come on, man. 793 00:29:56,904 --> 00:29:58,710 - No, I said are you guys hiking today? 794 00:29:58,710 --> 00:29:59,543 - Oh. 795 00:30:00,518 --> 00:30:01,518 Well, sorry. 796 00:30:03,064 --> 00:30:07,222 Yes, well we enjoy a nice picnic walk to clear our heads. 797 00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:09,868 Like to give thanks for the week, don't we, sweetheart? 798 00:30:09,868 --> 00:30:11,857 - Yeah, we've been coming here for about six months- 799 00:30:11,857 --> 00:30:12,832 - [Nathaniel] Six and a half. 800 00:30:12,832 --> 00:30:14,340 - Six and a half months now. 801 00:30:14,340 --> 00:30:16,349 Nathaniel also writes features. 802 00:30:16,349 --> 00:30:17,182 - Guilty. 803 00:30:17,182 --> 00:30:18,568 - Do you remember that indie audition? 804 00:30:18,568 --> 00:30:19,696 - Yes. Yeah. 805 00:30:19,696 --> 00:30:21,268 - Yeah, it's him. 806 00:30:21,268 --> 00:30:22,990 - You were there. - I was. 807 00:30:22,990 --> 00:30:27,812 - Well, now I shall have to talk to Harrison about this one. 808 00:30:27,812 --> 00:30:29,055 - Thank you. 809 00:30:29,055 --> 00:30:31,560 That's great. So who do you give thanks to? 810 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:32,393 - Pardon me? 811 00:30:32,393 --> 00:30:34,268 - When you go on your little thanks-giving walks. 812 00:30:34,268 --> 00:30:35,724 - The world, really. 813 00:30:35,724 --> 00:30:36,953 Mother Earth goddess. 814 00:30:36,953 --> 00:30:37,908 - Wow, what a cunt. 815 00:30:37,908 --> 00:30:39,278 - You know, James, I'm really just thankful 816 00:30:39,278 --> 00:30:43,478 for the fresh air and loving spirit in general, you know? 817 00:30:43,478 --> 00:30:44,311 - Wow. 818 00:30:44,311 --> 00:30:46,738 - You know, there's actually a couple's arcoyoga club 819 00:30:46,738 --> 00:30:50,419 that meets on the beach this afternoon down in Santa Monica. 820 00:30:50,419 --> 00:30:53,700 So if you have a date, I think you should meet us there. 821 00:30:53,700 --> 00:30:55,834 - No, you know what? I got plans tonight. 822 00:30:55,834 --> 00:30:57,533 Thank you for the invite. 823 00:30:57,533 --> 00:30:58,723 I'm actually, I'm gonna head out for a jog, 824 00:30:58,723 --> 00:31:00,609 but let's do coffee, yeah? 825 00:31:00,609 --> 00:31:02,259 We'll do the usual spot, huh? 826 00:31:02,259 --> 00:31:04,348 I'ma take off, but listen. 827 00:31:04,348 --> 00:31:05,181 Later? 828 00:31:05,181 --> 00:31:08,519 ♪ This must be the difference between ♪ 829 00:31:08,519 --> 00:31:09,966 - That's a disgusting habit. 830 00:31:09,966 --> 00:31:10,799 - Excuse me? 831 00:31:10,799 --> 00:31:11,756 What'd you say? 832 00:31:11,756 --> 00:31:13,366 - I hope you get cancer and die. 833 00:31:13,366 --> 00:31:15,949 - Fuck off, fuckin' dirty cunt! 834 00:31:18,528 --> 00:31:22,028 (tense electronic music) 835 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:27,113 You're probably wondering 836 00:31:27,113 --> 00:31:29,890 how I sustain such a lavish lifestyle. 837 00:31:29,890 --> 00:31:32,347 Look, some people pay with American Express, 838 00:31:32,347 --> 00:31:33,978 some people pay with cash. 839 00:31:33,978 --> 00:31:35,572 I pay with Adderall. 840 00:31:35,572 --> 00:31:37,570 It's the currency in Hollywood. 841 00:31:37,570 --> 00:31:40,908 Why give people money when you can give 'em self-esteem? 842 00:31:40,908 --> 00:31:43,763 If Adderall is gold, Xanax is silver. 843 00:31:43,763 --> 00:31:46,096 Together, they're priceless. 844 00:31:47,793 --> 00:31:50,855 - [Justin] Oh, look at this sexy mother. 845 00:31:50,855 --> 00:31:51,688 Mm. 846 00:31:51,688 --> 00:31:53,728 - Justin, Justin. - Yo, what's up, son? 847 00:31:53,728 --> 00:31:54,704 - Justins. 848 00:31:54,704 --> 00:31:55,682 - Hey. - Hey. 849 00:31:55,682 --> 00:31:56,843 - Justine. 850 00:31:56,843 --> 00:31:58,425 Lookin' hot. - Oh, thank you. 851 00:31:58,425 --> 00:32:00,151 - What up, brotha? - What up? 852 00:32:00,151 --> 00:32:01,551 - Beer? - No, I'm good, man. 853 00:32:01,551 --> 00:32:02,430 I could use some Addies, though. 854 00:32:02,430 --> 00:32:03,937 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 855 00:32:03,937 --> 00:32:04,825 You still owe us from last time. 856 00:32:04,825 --> 00:32:06,810 - Come on, guys. You know I'm good for it. 857 00:32:06,810 --> 00:32:07,643 (Justin 3 sighs) 858 00:32:07,643 --> 00:32:09,127 - [Justin 3] How many you want? 859 00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:10,179 - 10. 860 00:32:10,179 --> 00:32:11,191 - 10? - What, 10. 861 00:32:11,191 --> 00:32:12,274 - That's nothing, dude. 862 00:32:12,274 --> 00:32:14,508 Why do you even waste my time with 10? 863 00:32:14,508 --> 00:32:16,529 - Look, I'd say these guys are all idiots. 864 00:32:16,529 --> 00:32:17,534 They're so eccentric. 865 00:32:17,534 --> 00:32:18,686 How can you hate 'em? 866 00:32:18,686 --> 00:32:21,865 Eccentricity is a sign of intelligence. 867 00:32:21,865 --> 00:32:23,783 I mean, Justin 3 is a pharmacist, 868 00:32:23,783 --> 00:32:25,594 hence the sale on candies. 869 00:32:25,594 --> 00:32:27,427 And they're in a band. 870 00:32:28,723 --> 00:32:30,412 So, uh, don't you guys have like a gig 871 00:32:30,412 --> 00:32:31,420 to rehearse for or somethin'? 872 00:32:31,420 --> 00:32:32,759 - Hey don't you have like an audition 873 00:32:32,759 --> 00:32:34,267 or something you got to be at, huh? 874 00:32:34,267 --> 00:32:37,064 - Yeah, we don't have a gig for another few weeks. 875 00:32:37,064 --> 00:32:39,297 - When one is in the apex of fame, 876 00:32:39,297 --> 00:32:40,669 one doesn't overexpose themselves. 877 00:32:40,669 --> 00:32:42,459 - Fame? You guys think you're famous? 878 00:32:42,459 --> 00:32:43,638 - Well I'm Twitter verified. 879 00:32:43,638 --> 00:32:45,335 - You guys are called Justin Heber. 880 00:32:45,335 --> 00:32:46,297 - It's Heeber. 881 00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:49,391 All of our names are Justin or Justine 882 00:32:49,391 --> 00:32:51,402 and we're all Jewish. 883 00:32:51,402 --> 00:32:52,585 Heeb. 884 00:32:52,585 --> 00:32:54,156 - They think they're going to see Justin Bieber. 885 00:32:54,156 --> 00:32:56,034 - Whatever. - That's just the truth. 886 00:32:56,034 --> 00:32:57,345 That's why you're famous. 887 00:32:57,345 --> 00:32:59,505 - No, that's like one part of it. 888 00:32:59,505 --> 00:33:01,130 But I mean like- - Def Leppard aren't 889 00:33:01,130 --> 00:33:03,713 actual leopards, now are they? 890 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:06,204 - Nor are they actually deaf. 891 00:33:06,204 --> 00:33:09,080 - All right, seriously, lay off the drugs, guys. 892 00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:09,974 I'm out. I'm going hiking. 893 00:33:09,974 --> 00:33:10,807 - Lay off the drugs. 894 00:33:10,807 --> 00:33:12,397 - Okay, get your chakras in a row. 895 00:33:12,397 --> 00:33:13,460 - Shalom. 896 00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:15,832 - Do anal. Do something fun. 897 00:33:15,832 --> 00:33:18,751 ♪ Give me a reason just because ♪ 898 00:33:18,751 --> 00:33:19,984 ♪ Say anything ♪ 899 00:33:19,984 --> 00:33:23,019 - Wally, these fucking kids are making millions. 900 00:33:23,019 --> 00:33:25,689 I should just become a YouTuber. 901 00:33:25,689 --> 00:33:28,885 - Hey, Jimmy, how you doin'? 902 00:33:28,885 --> 00:33:29,802 - Hey. Hey, Terri. 903 00:33:29,802 --> 00:33:32,088 - Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. 904 00:33:32,088 --> 00:33:35,088 So do I need to ask or should I just 905 00:33:36,068 --> 00:33:37,663 file for an eviction now? 906 00:33:37,663 --> 00:33:38,951 - Terri, we're good. Don't worry. 907 00:33:38,951 --> 00:33:40,956 Actually I got steady income now. 908 00:33:40,956 --> 00:33:42,405 Oh, Wally. 909 00:33:42,405 --> 00:33:45,226 Wally, got that management fee we talked about? 910 00:33:45,226 --> 00:33:46,646 The fucking cash. Wally, come on. 911 00:33:46,646 --> 00:33:48,378 (Wally grunts) 912 00:33:48,378 --> 00:33:49,211 - Yeah, it's right- 913 00:33:49,211 --> 00:33:50,044 - Is he living here because- - You don't need to count it. 914 00:33:50,044 --> 00:33:51,731 - Because if he's living here, 915 00:33:51,731 --> 00:33:52,564 I can evict you for that, too. 916 00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:54,865 - Listen, he's not. 917 00:33:54,865 --> 00:33:55,698 Please go sit down. 918 00:33:55,698 --> 00:33:57,129 He's not living here. Wally's actually my client. 919 00:33:57,129 --> 00:33:58,955 Isn't that right, Wally? (Terri chuckles) 920 00:33:58,955 --> 00:33:59,788 Is that... 921 00:34:01,251 --> 00:34:02,084 Here. 922 00:34:02,930 --> 00:34:03,763 Jesus. 923 00:34:03,763 --> 00:34:04,596 - Where's all your fuckin' money? 924 00:34:04,596 --> 00:34:05,757 I thought you were a model. 925 00:34:05,757 --> 00:34:08,424 (Terri scoffs) 926 00:34:12,136 --> 00:34:13,606 - Are you fucking serious? 927 00:34:13,606 --> 00:34:14,453 - Who was that? I have no- 928 00:34:14,453 --> 00:34:15,501 - What is this? 929 00:34:15,501 --> 00:34:16,433 What is this, Wally? (Wally mumbling) 930 00:34:16,433 --> 00:34:17,266 What the fuck? 931 00:34:17,266 --> 00:34:18,116 You keep this up, (doorbell chiming) 932 00:34:18,116 --> 00:34:19,117 you're gonna be sleeping in the alleyway 933 00:34:19,117 --> 00:34:21,440 next to Superman and Rat Boy. 934 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,107 Coming, I'm coming. 935 00:34:25,073 --> 00:34:26,715 Oh, shit! 936 00:34:26,715 --> 00:34:28,723 Come here, come in with a big one. 937 00:34:28,723 --> 00:34:30,980 I gotta lock my bedroom door now, huh? 938 00:34:30,980 --> 00:34:33,072 Crawl between the sheets with me, huh, like old times? 939 00:34:33,072 --> 00:34:34,624 - We were seven when that happened. 940 00:34:34,624 --> 00:34:35,891 - Oh yes, we were. 941 00:34:35,891 --> 00:34:37,776 Never forget it, either. 942 00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:39,860 - Well, how are you, James? 943 00:34:39,860 --> 00:34:41,256 - I go by Jimmy here. 944 00:34:41,256 --> 00:34:42,089 - [Grant] What? 945 00:34:42,089 --> 00:34:42,969 - They call me Jimmy. 946 00:34:42,969 --> 00:34:45,277 - Even for family? I thought that was a stage name. 947 00:34:45,277 --> 00:34:46,610 - This is Wally. 948 00:34:48,368 --> 00:34:49,608 - Didn't think to mention you have 949 00:34:49,608 --> 00:34:51,815 a special needs child staying on the couch? 950 00:34:51,815 --> 00:34:53,565 - Well shit, Grant, you didn't ask. 951 00:34:53,565 --> 00:34:55,249 - That's not the normal question one asks. 952 00:34:55,249 --> 00:34:56,379 Hey, bro, can I crash with you 953 00:34:56,379 --> 00:34:58,719 or are you running a fucking orphanage for homeless people? 954 00:34:58,719 --> 00:34:59,552 - I don't know what's normal. 955 00:34:59,552 --> 00:35:01,425 You just drove 2000 miles away from a woman 956 00:35:01,425 --> 00:35:05,528 who defeated you, who stole your children in your own home. 957 00:35:05,528 --> 00:35:07,667 You tell me what's normal. 958 00:35:07,667 --> 00:35:09,478 - You don't have to be so mean about it. 959 00:35:09,478 --> 00:35:11,624 - I'm not being mean, I'm just being honest. 960 00:35:11,624 --> 00:35:15,408 - Well if I'm gonna be honest, this is it. 961 00:35:15,408 --> 00:35:16,241 - What's it? 962 00:35:16,241 --> 00:35:17,704 - Dude, you got enough life size 963 00:35:17,704 --> 00:35:19,171 ab-tastic posters of yourself. 964 00:35:19,171 --> 00:35:20,837 I think you'd be living next door to Ryan Gosling. 965 00:35:20,837 --> 00:35:22,326 (Wallace chuckles) 966 00:35:22,326 --> 00:35:23,701 - Was that fuckin' funny, Wally? 967 00:35:23,701 --> 00:35:24,534 Yeah? 968 00:35:25,586 --> 00:35:26,578 Grant, this works for me. 969 00:35:26,578 --> 00:35:27,411 - [Grant] It does? 970 00:35:27,411 --> 00:35:28,299 - [Jimmy] Yeah. 971 00:35:28,299 --> 00:35:30,799 - What the fuck is that smell? 972 00:35:31,738 --> 00:35:34,395 - You shit your pants, Wally? 973 00:35:34,395 --> 00:35:35,463 - You don't smell anything? 974 00:35:35,463 --> 00:35:37,247 - No, dude, I don't smell anything. 975 00:35:37,247 --> 00:35:39,948 - That's incredible. - No, I smell nothing. 976 00:35:39,948 --> 00:35:42,797 - Where am I gonna sleep? 977 00:35:42,797 --> 00:35:44,406 - [Jimmy] You're sitting on it. 978 00:35:44,406 --> 00:35:45,926 - Oh, okay. 979 00:35:45,926 --> 00:35:47,892 (Wallace scoffs) 980 00:35:47,892 --> 00:35:49,181 - Where am I gonna sleep? 981 00:35:49,181 --> 00:35:50,319 - Wally, stand the fuck up. 982 00:35:50,319 --> 00:35:53,205 - Come on, man. - Stand the fuck up. 983 00:35:53,205 --> 00:35:54,204 Come on, Wally, stand up. 984 00:35:54,204 --> 00:35:55,887 Let's go. - Come on, man. 985 00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:57,887 I can't sleep on the fuckin' balcony. 986 00:35:57,887 --> 00:35:59,142 - Be safe out there, Wally. 987 00:35:59,142 --> 00:36:00,962 - I can't sleep on the patio. 988 00:36:00,962 --> 00:36:02,491 - Think about Ryan Seacrest. - Ryan Seacrest? 989 00:36:02,491 --> 00:36:03,368 - Yes. 990 00:36:03,368 --> 00:36:04,744 Five years from now when Ryan Seacrest 991 00:36:04,744 --> 00:36:06,468 is interviewing on a red carpet, 992 00:36:06,468 --> 00:36:09,157 it'll be your anecdote to laugh at. 993 00:36:09,157 --> 00:36:11,229 - Without a ceiling and a wall, I'm just gonna be homeless. 994 00:36:11,229 --> 00:36:12,062 - Exactly. 995 00:36:12,062 --> 00:36:13,991 It's a character builder. 996 00:36:13,991 --> 00:36:15,821 Wally, trust me. I've been through worse. 997 00:36:15,821 --> 00:36:18,404 And besides, he's only gonna be here a couple days. 998 00:36:18,404 --> 00:36:19,237 Isn't that right, Grant? 999 00:36:19,237 --> 00:36:21,205 - [Grant]] I was thinking indefinitely. 1000 00:36:21,205 --> 00:36:23,272 - Okay, maybe more than a couple days, but you know, 1001 00:36:23,272 --> 00:36:24,272 look at the bright side. 1002 00:36:24,272 --> 00:36:26,296 It never rains in LA. 1003 00:36:26,296 --> 00:36:27,144 Okay? 1004 00:36:27,144 --> 00:36:28,404 You're gonna be okay, I promise. 1005 00:36:28,404 --> 00:36:30,214 - It's cold. Please, man. 1006 00:36:30,214 --> 00:36:31,656 Come on, Jimmy. Have a heart. 1007 00:36:31,656 --> 00:36:33,280 - Yeah, there's no room for that. 1008 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,113 Goodnight. 1009 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,800 (soft upbeat music) 1010 00:36:40,325 --> 00:36:42,587 ♪ I like the way that you move ♪ 1011 00:36:42,587 --> 00:36:44,861 ♪ The way your hair is fallin' ♪ 1012 00:36:44,861 --> 00:36:49,440 ♪ Silky smooth, I really like the smile you used to pick out ♪ 1013 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,636 - [Man] This is where getting un-relevant gets you, baby. 1014 00:36:51,636 --> 00:36:53,966 Warm. Woo hoo hoo. 1015 00:36:53,966 --> 00:36:58,883 - [Child] Chapter Three: Jimmy and Fiona Sitting In A Tree. 1016 00:37:01,623 --> 00:37:04,319 ♪ I really think we'd make a ♪ 1017 00:37:04,319 --> 00:37:07,844 ♪ You know I'd take you everywhere ♪ 1018 00:37:07,844 --> 00:37:10,601 - It's literally just coffee, Fiona. 1019 00:37:10,601 --> 00:37:12,299 It's not like I'm asking you to go to Honolulu with me. 1020 00:37:12,299 --> 00:37:13,132 Come on. 1021 00:37:13,132 --> 00:37:15,605 - It's inappropriate and Nathaniel would see it 1022 00:37:15,605 --> 00:37:16,970 as us crossing a boundary. 1023 00:37:16,970 --> 00:37:18,874 - Will you tell that hipster mustache fuck 1024 00:37:18,874 --> 00:37:19,707 that I don't care? 1025 00:37:19,707 --> 00:37:20,591 - [Fiona] Uh, yeah, no... 1026 00:37:20,591 --> 00:37:21,424 - All right, Grant, just hold on a second. 1027 00:37:21,424 --> 00:37:22,257 Chill out. 1028 00:37:22,257 --> 00:37:23,259 - Anything I do anymore. 1029 00:37:23,259 --> 00:37:25,509 And I'm too fuckin' busy these days anyway. 1030 00:37:25,509 --> 00:37:27,412 - Busy, Fiona? Really? 1031 00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:28,467 Busy with what? 1032 00:37:28,467 --> 00:37:29,710 Sleeping with the enemy? 1033 00:37:29,710 --> 00:37:30,543 - That's a good movie. 1034 00:37:30,543 --> 00:37:32,397 - Busy with my life, Jimmy. - Grant, shut up. 1035 00:37:32,397 --> 00:37:34,483 - Yeah, I booked that role in "Afrikan Pie." 1036 00:37:34,483 --> 00:37:36,444 I'm actually there at the fitting right now, 1037 00:37:36,444 --> 00:37:37,525 so I have to go. 1038 00:37:37,525 --> 00:37:38,358 - You know what, Fiona? 1039 00:37:38,358 --> 00:37:40,195 The only reason why you got the part 1040 00:37:40,195 --> 00:37:42,149 is because your boyfriend is the Hobbit. 1041 00:37:42,149 --> 00:37:47,149 - Even when I was pregnant, I worked more than you ever did. 1042 00:37:47,945 --> 00:37:50,529 I have believed in you. 1043 00:37:50,529 --> 00:37:52,566 I supported you. 1044 00:37:52,566 --> 00:37:56,733 I don't ever want to have this conversation again. 1045 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,277 (cell phone beeps) 1046 00:38:02,317 --> 00:38:04,836 - Bro, you have always had a way with the ladies. 1047 00:38:04,836 --> 00:38:06,658 - Fuck you, Grant. 1048 00:38:06,658 --> 00:38:08,509 - People in general, actually. 1049 00:38:08,509 --> 00:38:09,676 They love you. 1050 00:38:11,362 --> 00:38:13,882 - Dude, why does she hate me so much? 1051 00:38:13,882 --> 00:38:15,743 - Bro, what is it with this fuckin' chick? 1052 00:38:15,743 --> 00:38:16,576 I mean is she the only woman 1053 00:38:16,576 --> 00:38:17,918 in the greater Los Angeles area? 1054 00:38:17,918 --> 00:38:18,751 Why her? 1055 00:38:24,406 --> 00:38:25,489 - It's Fiona. 1056 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,225 She's my ex fiancee. (Grant spits) 1057 00:38:28,225 --> 00:38:29,471 - Your what? - Really? 1058 00:38:29,471 --> 00:38:31,542 - You got engaged and you didn't tell the family? 1059 00:38:31,542 --> 00:38:33,375 - What family, Grant? 1060 00:38:34,669 --> 00:38:36,539 Family? - That hurts, dude. 1061 00:38:36,539 --> 00:38:37,372 I love you. 1062 00:38:37,372 --> 00:38:38,522 Just 'cause I live a long ways away 1063 00:38:38,522 --> 00:38:39,683 doesn't mean I don't love you. 1064 00:38:39,683 --> 00:38:41,747 Leila and the kids ask about you all the time, man. 1065 00:38:41,747 --> 00:38:43,780 - Fucked up morning, man. 1066 00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:45,793 - It's not fucked up, dude. 1067 00:38:45,793 --> 00:38:49,412 We're two handsome single men in Los Angeles, bro. 1068 00:38:49,412 --> 00:38:52,580 Let's go find a house of guys or a Forever 21. 1069 00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:54,486 I'm gonna buy you a little sweater. 1070 00:38:54,486 --> 00:38:56,287 We're gonna get- - We're going hiking. 1071 00:38:56,287 --> 00:38:57,120 - What? 1072 00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,222 - It's what we do in LA. We hike, Grant. 1073 00:38:59,222 --> 00:39:00,380 - Why? - Not fucking shopping. 1074 00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:01,723 We hike. 1075 00:39:01,723 --> 00:39:02,764 Hike. 1076 00:39:02,764 --> 00:39:03,597 Let's go. 1077 00:39:03,597 --> 00:39:04,575 - Take advantage of the fresh air. 1078 00:39:04,575 --> 00:39:05,408 - [Jimmy] Pansy bitch. 1079 00:39:05,408 --> 00:39:08,529 - Because you love nature 'cause you litter. 1080 00:39:08,529 --> 00:39:10,131 Fuckin' litterer. 1081 00:39:10,131 --> 00:39:12,487 (Grant coughing) - Oh yeah. 1082 00:39:12,487 --> 00:39:13,320 Oh yeah! 1083 00:39:14,511 --> 00:39:16,678 I'm the king of the world! 1084 00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:19,614 What the fuck is wrong with you, Grant? 1085 00:39:19,614 --> 00:39:20,447 - What's wrong? - We haven't even left 1086 00:39:20,447 --> 00:39:22,060 the fuckin' parking lot you lazy fuck. 1087 00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:24,572 Let's go. - I live below sea level. 1088 00:39:24,572 --> 00:39:26,376 - Grant, we haven't even left the fucking parking lot yet. 1089 00:39:26,376 --> 00:39:28,258 (Grant coughing) 1090 00:39:28,258 --> 00:39:29,841 - Slow down, champ. 1091 00:39:32,599 --> 00:39:33,864 - You out of breath? 1092 00:39:33,864 --> 00:39:35,316 - Little bit. 1093 00:39:35,316 --> 00:39:36,271 - I thought you'd like it out here. 1094 00:39:36,271 --> 00:39:37,829 - It's beautiful. 1095 00:39:37,829 --> 00:39:38,824 - It is beautiful. 1096 00:39:38,824 --> 00:39:42,326 - I just didn't dress for hiking. 1097 00:39:42,326 --> 00:39:44,489 (punches thudding) 1098 00:39:44,489 --> 00:39:45,322 Fucker. 1099 00:39:45,322 --> 00:39:49,436 - You still hit like a little bitch. (chuckles) 1100 00:39:49,436 --> 00:39:50,930 - I'm about to lose my kids, bro, 1101 00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:52,777 and you're fuckin' around. 1102 00:39:52,777 --> 00:39:54,465 - What happened? 1103 00:39:54,465 --> 00:39:56,632 - Leila's bangin' my boss. 1104 00:39:58,921 --> 00:40:02,088 - That's fucked up. - It is fucked up. 1105 00:40:02,932 --> 00:40:03,765 - Bro, she's leaving you 1106 00:40:03,765 --> 00:40:06,534 because you look like Freddie fuckin' Mercury, bro. 1107 00:40:06,534 --> 00:40:07,367 - Really? 1108 00:40:07,367 --> 00:40:09,353 - [Jimmy] You do! 1109 00:40:09,353 --> 00:40:10,186 - Okay. 1110 00:40:12,665 --> 00:40:16,248 I wanna walk through this world as a woman. 1111 00:40:20,747 --> 00:40:22,747 I want to have a vagina. 1112 00:40:24,014 --> 00:40:25,710 I don't fully understand it all yet, 1113 00:40:25,710 --> 00:40:28,043 but it's what feels natural. 1114 00:40:29,319 --> 00:40:30,238 - Are you serious? 1115 00:40:30,238 --> 00:40:33,527 - Yeah, as R. Kelly pissin' on chicks, I'm serious. 1116 00:40:33,527 --> 00:40:34,497 - Grant, what are you talking about 1117 00:40:34,497 --> 00:40:36,505 you wanna walk through this world as a woman? 1118 00:40:36,505 --> 00:40:37,465 - [Grant] Yeah. 1119 00:40:37,465 --> 00:40:38,992 - What are you gonna do with your dick? 1120 00:40:38,992 --> 00:40:41,000 - Well I wouldn't have a dick. I'd have a pussy. 1121 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,633 That's the nature of the procedure. 1122 00:40:44,633 --> 00:40:45,753 - Procedure? 1123 00:40:45,753 --> 00:40:46,586 - Shoop. 1124 00:40:52,464 --> 00:40:53,297 - Okay. 1125 00:40:54,725 --> 00:40:55,960 - Okay? 1126 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:56,837 - Well yeah. 1127 00:40:56,837 --> 00:40:59,327 Yeah, I mean bro, you'll always be my lone ranger. 1128 00:40:59,327 --> 00:41:00,585 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1129 00:41:00,585 --> 00:41:01,418 - Come here. 1130 00:41:01,418 --> 00:41:03,139 I love you. 1131 00:41:03,139 --> 00:41:04,222 - I love you. 1132 00:41:05,309 --> 00:41:06,559 I do, man. I... 1133 00:41:09,765 --> 00:41:14,308 Long time I thought I was a lesbian with my wife. 1134 00:41:14,308 --> 00:41:15,597 - Well you're in luck. - What? 1135 00:41:15,597 --> 00:41:16,430 - Because we're about to go meet 1136 00:41:16,430 --> 00:41:18,470 my best friend and her wife. 1137 00:41:18,470 --> 00:41:19,915 - You have friends? 1138 00:41:19,915 --> 00:41:21,178 - Sure fuckin' do. 1139 00:41:21,178 --> 00:41:22,011 - Wow. 1140 00:41:22,011 --> 00:41:23,279 - We're actually meeting them at a gay bar. 1141 00:41:23,279 --> 00:41:25,213 - I'm not gay, bro. 1142 00:41:25,213 --> 00:41:26,848 - Well you're somethin'. 1143 00:41:26,848 --> 00:41:27,765 - Am I gay? 1144 00:41:29,725 --> 00:41:32,243 (soft acoustic music) 1145 00:41:32,243 --> 00:41:34,416 (phone ringing) 1146 00:41:34,416 --> 00:41:35,689 - Yo, it's Starr. 1147 00:41:35,689 --> 00:41:38,323 - You fuck better than my nephew. 1148 00:41:38,323 --> 00:41:40,263 - It's one of your strangers of the night. 1149 00:41:40,263 --> 00:41:41,558 - No. - Excuse me? 1150 00:41:41,558 --> 00:41:43,566 Where are you? 1151 00:41:43,566 --> 00:41:44,913 - We're on the way to a club. 1152 00:41:44,913 --> 00:41:46,280 - Yeah? Come over. 1153 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,117 - [Jimmy] Hey listen, just meet me the club. 1154 00:41:48,117 --> 00:41:48,950 - [Tanya] Now? 1155 00:41:48,950 --> 00:41:50,684 - Yes, now. (Grant laughing) 1156 00:41:50,684 --> 00:41:53,691 - I love it when you're forceful. 1157 00:41:53,691 --> 00:41:55,440 - You know what's funny, Wally? 1158 00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:56,661 The fact that he thinks he's gonna make it 1159 00:41:56,661 --> 00:42:00,996 to old age before some hard dick murders him. 1160 00:42:00,996 --> 00:42:03,829 (soft rock music) 1161 00:42:10,463 --> 00:42:13,546 (people chattering) 1162 00:42:16,219 --> 00:42:19,351 - Is this your first time at a gay bar, kid? 1163 00:42:19,351 --> 00:42:20,846 Well, there's nothing to be afraid of. 1164 00:42:20,846 --> 00:42:24,169 No one's gonna change your orientation 1165 00:42:24,169 --> 00:42:26,169 unless you want them to. 1166 00:42:28,201 --> 00:42:31,076 Aye chi mama, look at those little asses. 1167 00:42:31,076 --> 00:42:32,406 - Hey. 1168 00:42:32,406 --> 00:42:34,067 - What? They're straight. 1169 00:42:34,067 --> 00:42:35,127 - [Wallace] Really? 1170 00:42:35,127 --> 00:42:35,960 How can you tell? 1171 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:36,793 (Wallace thuds) 1172 00:42:36,793 --> 00:42:38,683 - [Deanna] Oh! 1173 00:42:38,683 --> 00:42:40,933 - Oh my gosh, are you okay? 1174 00:42:42,830 --> 00:42:44,152 - Thank you! 1175 00:42:44,152 --> 00:42:46,347 - It's the least I could do. 1176 00:42:46,347 --> 00:42:47,847 Hi. I'm Elizabeth. 1177 00:42:48,882 --> 00:42:49,860 - Wally! 1178 00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:51,185 (Wally and Elizabeth chuckle) 1179 00:42:51,185 --> 00:42:53,518 - See? Gotta get him tested. 1180 00:42:54,794 --> 00:42:58,819 ♪ This your delusion ♪ 1181 00:42:58,819 --> 00:43:00,524 ♪ There's no happy ending ♪ 1182 00:43:00,524 --> 00:43:02,561 I've never held hands with a boy this long. 1183 00:43:02,561 --> 00:43:03,410 - Me neither. 1184 00:43:03,410 --> 00:43:04,977 (Wallace and Elizabeth laughing) 1185 00:43:04,977 --> 00:43:06,953 - Are you new here, too? 1186 00:43:06,953 --> 00:43:08,786 - At the bar or in LA? 1187 00:43:09,950 --> 00:43:11,117 - You're cute. 1188 00:43:12,187 --> 00:43:14,743 - [Grant] My bro just banged a hot chick in the bathroom. 1189 00:43:14,743 --> 00:43:17,029 (Grant chuckles) 1190 00:43:17,029 --> 00:43:17,862 - Love it. 1191 00:43:17,862 --> 00:43:18,695 Woo. 1192 00:43:18,695 --> 00:43:20,607 Smell that? Take that whiff. 1193 00:43:20,607 --> 00:43:22,937 - Ladies. - That's Jimmy! 1194 00:43:22,937 --> 00:43:23,770 Jimmy! 1195 00:43:23,770 --> 00:43:24,611 - [Grant] Jack Daniel's. 1196 00:43:24,611 --> 00:43:25,487 - Take a double. 1197 00:43:25,487 --> 00:43:26,611 - [Tanya] Hey, ladies. 1198 00:43:26,611 --> 00:43:27,522 - Hi. - Hi. 1199 00:43:27,522 --> 00:43:29,718 - I'll take that. - Okay. 1200 00:43:29,718 --> 00:43:31,468 - [Tanya] Let's see. 1201 00:43:32,464 --> 00:43:34,015 - Jimmy, you know you're the reason 1202 00:43:34,015 --> 00:43:35,527 I quit dating men, right? 1203 00:43:35,527 --> 00:43:37,156 - I should thank you for that. 1204 00:43:37,156 --> 00:43:38,157 - Mm-hm. 1205 00:43:38,157 --> 00:43:39,527 You should. 1206 00:43:39,527 --> 00:43:41,364 - But it wasn't because of the sex. 1207 00:43:41,364 --> 00:43:44,208 - I don't really understand how Deanna 1208 00:43:44,208 --> 00:43:47,206 let you stick your nasty, hairy pecker 1209 00:43:47,206 --> 00:43:49,345 inside her beautiful love muffin. 1210 00:43:49,345 --> 00:43:51,645 - [Deanna] Oh, you are so sweet. 1211 00:43:51,645 --> 00:43:52,527 (kiss smacking) 1212 00:43:52,527 --> 00:43:54,748 - Thanks, guys. You're making me feel real sexy now. 1213 00:43:54,748 --> 00:43:58,351 - Relax. Your penis has been on her mind a lot lately. 1214 00:43:58,351 --> 00:44:00,941 - Mm-hm. - Of course it has. 1215 00:44:00,941 --> 00:44:03,257 I might have to smash that. 1216 00:44:03,257 --> 00:44:04,705 Wait... 1217 00:44:04,705 --> 00:44:05,982 What? 1218 00:44:05,982 --> 00:44:08,281 - Listen, man-slut, we would like to discuss 1219 00:44:08,281 --> 00:44:10,653 how you could help us out for once. 1220 00:44:10,653 --> 00:44:12,060 - Anything for you two dykes. 1221 00:44:12,060 --> 00:44:13,545 - Really now? 1222 00:44:13,545 --> 00:44:16,389 You're a handsome, smart guy and- 1223 00:44:16,389 --> 00:44:17,862 - Tell me about it. 1224 00:44:17,862 --> 00:44:19,365 Here. - What is this? 1225 00:44:19,365 --> 00:44:20,415 - It's the Adderall. That's what you guys- 1226 00:44:20,415 --> 00:44:22,590 - I don't want any pills, you fuckin' drug dealer. 1227 00:44:22,590 --> 00:44:24,155 You can't take anything seriously. Forget it. 1228 00:44:24,155 --> 00:44:25,276 - Sorry, sorry. 1229 00:44:25,276 --> 00:44:27,385 - Personality is not genetic. 1230 00:44:27,385 --> 00:44:30,723 It's an adapted, learned behavior for the most part. 1231 00:44:30,723 --> 00:44:32,251 - Are you sure? - Mm-hm. 1232 00:44:32,251 --> 00:44:33,084 Yeah. 1233 00:44:35,069 --> 00:44:37,486 - I want you to fuck my wife. 1234 00:44:38,718 --> 00:44:41,448 - You want me to fuck your wife? 1235 00:44:41,448 --> 00:44:44,530 - I want you to knock her up so we can have a kid 1236 00:44:44,530 --> 00:44:46,885 who looks like you but who never meets you, 1237 00:44:46,885 --> 00:44:49,235 so he's nothing like you. 1238 00:44:49,235 --> 00:44:51,305 Just say yes or no. 1239 00:44:51,305 --> 00:44:52,666 - Hey, hey, little bitch! 1240 00:44:52,666 --> 00:44:54,136 Hey, bro. 1241 00:44:54,136 --> 00:44:56,219 We can make meth at home. 1242 00:44:57,189 --> 00:44:59,046 - What the fuck, Grant? Really? 1243 00:44:59,046 --> 00:45:00,841 - We'll pay you 10 G's. 1244 00:45:00,841 --> 00:45:01,677 - Hold on, hold on. 1245 00:45:01,677 --> 00:45:02,954 Dude, dude. 1246 00:45:02,954 --> 00:45:05,965 For like 100 bucks in the bathtub. 1247 00:45:05,965 --> 00:45:07,882 Like street level meth. 1248 00:45:09,088 --> 00:45:10,682 Oh, hey. 1249 00:45:10,682 --> 00:45:13,093 I'm jealous of you bitches. 1250 00:45:13,093 --> 00:45:13,941 - Pussy envy. 1251 00:45:13,941 --> 00:45:14,971 - Right. 1252 00:45:14,971 --> 00:45:16,604 - I got it pretty bad. 1253 00:45:16,604 --> 00:45:17,783 - Understandable. 1254 00:45:17,783 --> 00:45:18,616 - Let me get this right. 1255 00:45:18,616 --> 00:45:20,172 You guys just want me to come in a turkey baster? 1256 00:45:20,172 --> 00:45:22,520 - No, no, no you can't. 1257 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,243 We want it to happen naturally. 1258 00:45:24,243 --> 00:45:25,701 - Oh. - That's the best way. 1259 00:45:25,701 --> 00:45:27,194 - We do? 1260 00:45:27,194 --> 00:45:28,546 - Never tried it before. 1261 00:45:28,546 --> 00:45:30,971 Figured I'd give it a shot, if you're clean. 1262 00:45:30,971 --> 00:45:34,463 - 10 G's, Jimmy. You can live on that for months. 1263 00:45:34,463 --> 00:45:36,776 - I'm gonna be a guncle. 1264 00:45:36,776 --> 00:45:39,003 Gay Uncle dancing- - Okay. 1265 00:45:39,003 --> 00:45:42,614 - So, when are we gonna perform this procedure? 1266 00:45:42,614 --> 00:45:45,301 - What? Are you looking forward to it? 1267 00:45:45,301 --> 00:45:47,441 - No, I'm just trying to schedule it. 1268 00:45:47,441 --> 00:45:48,511 Someone has to. 1269 00:45:48,511 --> 00:45:49,776 He hasn't even committed to it yet. 1270 00:45:49,776 --> 00:45:50,609 - You know what, guys? 1271 00:45:50,609 --> 00:45:51,455 I don't think this is a good idea. 1272 00:45:51,455 --> 00:45:52,288 - You know what? You're right? 1273 00:45:52,288 --> 00:45:54,065 No test, no sex with my wife. 1274 00:45:54,065 --> 00:45:55,275 - Fine. 1275 00:45:55,275 --> 00:45:57,332 I'll get tested. 1276 00:45:57,332 --> 00:45:58,698 But you two are fucking paying for it. 1277 00:45:58,698 --> 00:46:02,951 - There's a fucking free clinic in Venice, you cheapskate. 1278 00:46:02,951 --> 00:46:05,149 - [Jimmy] Oh no, no. 1279 00:46:05,149 --> 00:46:08,656 I was supposed to meet Fiona for coffee. 1280 00:46:08,656 --> 00:46:10,073 Way to go, Jimmy. 1281 00:46:11,108 --> 00:46:13,941 (soft rock music) 1282 00:46:19,150 --> 00:46:20,595 - That's her, that's her. 1283 00:46:20,595 --> 00:46:23,538 Oh my god, she's an actress, I'm an actor. 1284 00:46:23,538 --> 00:46:24,496 It's like we're meant to be. 1285 00:46:24,496 --> 00:46:25,878 - No, you know I want to give her 1286 00:46:25,878 --> 00:46:27,432 the script I wrote in prison. 1287 00:46:27,432 --> 00:46:29,258 - The world's not ready for a prison love story. 1288 00:46:29,258 --> 00:46:32,769 - You can't know you root for prison love until it happens. 1289 00:46:32,769 --> 00:46:37,769 ♪ Heart never mends ♪ 1290 00:46:38,110 --> 00:46:43,110 ♪ You painted it black for a friend ♪ 1291 00:46:43,213 --> 00:46:45,099 - You know, Wally, I hope you're listening 1292 00:46:45,099 --> 00:46:46,424 to everything I'm telling you. 1293 00:46:46,424 --> 00:46:47,708 I'm looking out for you. - Yeah. 1294 00:46:47,708 --> 00:46:49,643 - You know, I watch people coming in and outta of town 1295 00:46:49,643 --> 00:46:52,108 and leave with their tail between the legs, you know? 1296 00:46:52,108 --> 00:46:54,299 And women, women are good, 1297 00:46:54,299 --> 00:46:56,183 good at sneaking in and breaking your heart. 1298 00:46:56,183 --> 00:46:57,509 They'll suck you for everything you're worth. 1299 00:46:57,509 --> 00:46:58,914 I mean, you're not worth much. 1300 00:46:58,914 --> 00:47:02,165 You know, Hollywood's tough and these women are worse. 1301 00:47:02,165 --> 00:47:03,744 Dude, they're gold diggers - Yeah. 1302 00:47:03,744 --> 00:47:05,894 - I mean, you're living good, Wally, you know? 1303 00:47:05,894 --> 00:47:07,246 You've got a great place to stay. 1304 00:47:07,246 --> 00:47:08,079 - Yeah. 1305 00:47:08,079 --> 00:47:09,034 - Right? - Yeah. 1306 00:47:09,034 --> 00:47:11,050 - I've given you hope, a place to live. 1307 00:47:11,050 --> 00:47:11,883 - Yeah. 1308 00:47:11,883 --> 00:47:13,127 - I mean, look at your view, Wally. 1309 00:47:13,127 --> 00:47:13,960 - [Wallace] Yeah. 1310 00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:14,793 - You got the stars. 1311 00:47:14,793 --> 00:47:16,130 You're living like you're fuckin' Aladdin out here. 1312 00:47:16,130 --> 00:47:18,560 That's your magic carpet. - Yeah. 1313 00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:20,469 - You're like Aladdin, bro. 1314 00:47:20,469 --> 00:47:21,647 - I know, Jimmy. 1315 00:47:21,647 --> 00:47:23,660 - I just, I don't want you 1316 00:47:23,660 --> 00:47:26,493 to go through what I went through. 1317 00:47:28,044 --> 00:47:29,421 They'll wait 'til you're down. 1318 00:47:29,421 --> 00:47:31,523 Wait 'til you're down and they'll come in for the kill. 1319 00:47:31,523 --> 00:47:32,356 - Right. 1320 00:47:35,335 --> 00:47:36,571 - Checkmate, bitch. 1321 00:47:36,571 --> 00:47:38,284 - Come on, Jimmy. 1322 00:47:38,284 --> 00:47:40,506 You beat me again. 1323 00:47:40,506 --> 00:47:44,256 - Yeah. (cell phone ringing) 1324 00:47:46,576 --> 00:47:47,453 Starr. 1325 00:47:47,453 --> 00:47:48,327 - [Harrison] Hey, kid. 1326 00:47:48,327 --> 00:47:49,246 - Harrison. 1327 00:47:49,246 --> 00:47:50,093 - [Harrison] Role's yours. 1328 00:47:50,093 --> 00:47:50,926 - Really? 1329 00:47:50,926 --> 00:47:52,084 - Yeah. - Oh that's fantastic. 1330 00:47:52,084 --> 00:47:53,555 - [Harrison] Come in Monday, 9:00 AM. 1331 00:47:53,555 --> 00:47:56,057 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Monday 9:00 AM. 1332 00:47:56,057 --> 00:47:57,141 - [Harrison] Gosling's out, you're in. 1333 00:47:57,141 --> 00:47:58,143 - Yeah, you got it. 1334 00:47:58,143 --> 00:47:59,090 - [Harrison] Bring the slow blonde kid, too. 1335 00:47:59,090 --> 00:48:01,285 - Oh yeah, he isn't here right now. 1336 00:48:01,285 --> 00:48:02,334 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll let him know. 1337 00:48:02,334 --> 00:48:03,171 - [Harrison] You're a lucky man. 1338 00:48:03,171 --> 00:48:04,275 - For sure. - Don't fuck this up. 1339 00:48:04,275 --> 00:48:05,454 - Yo da man. 1340 00:48:05,454 --> 00:48:07,457 - I am. - All right, peace. 1341 00:48:07,457 --> 00:48:10,719 - You got it? - Of course I got it. 1342 00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:11,978 - Congratulations. 1343 00:48:11,978 --> 00:48:13,059 - [Jimmy] Thanks, man. 1344 00:48:13,059 --> 00:48:14,053 - What about the other part? 1345 00:48:14,053 --> 00:48:16,156 - What are you talking about? 1346 00:48:16,156 --> 00:48:17,922 - You said he isn't there. 1347 00:48:17,922 --> 00:48:19,546 Was he talking about me? What? 1348 00:48:19,546 --> 00:48:20,379 Did I get the other part? 1349 00:48:20,379 --> 00:48:24,007 - Wally, everything's not always about you, man. 1350 00:48:24,007 --> 00:48:25,198 - Yeah. yeah. 1351 00:48:25,198 --> 00:48:26,031 Yeah, I know. (Jimmy scoffs) 1352 00:48:26,031 --> 00:48:26,864 - Really? 1353 00:48:26,864 --> 00:48:29,868 After everything I've given you? 1354 00:48:29,868 --> 00:48:32,488 You ungrateful little shit. 1355 00:48:32,488 --> 00:48:35,497 - Congratulations, man. I'm sorry, bro, you know? 1356 00:48:35,497 --> 00:48:37,901 - We're not quite bros yet, man. 1357 00:48:37,901 --> 00:48:38,734 - Y- 1358 00:48:38,734 --> 00:48:39,567 - You fuckin' ruined my moment, man. 1359 00:48:39,567 --> 00:48:40,509 This is my moment. - No, bro. 1360 00:48:40,509 --> 00:48:41,391 You know, you're on your way up. 1361 00:48:41,391 --> 00:48:43,065 It's really- (doorbell chiming) 1362 00:48:43,065 --> 00:48:43,898 - Shit. 1363 00:48:44,999 --> 00:48:45,832 That might be Terri. 1364 00:48:45,832 --> 00:48:47,457 You stay here. - The land lady? 1365 00:48:47,457 --> 00:48:49,624 - Yes. Fucking stay here. 1366 00:48:52,978 --> 00:48:53,811 (Wallace muttering) 1367 00:48:53,811 --> 00:48:56,408 Fuckin' stay here, Wally! You stay here. 1368 00:48:56,408 --> 00:48:58,408 - You touched my pillow. 1369 00:48:59,344 --> 00:49:00,677 - You stay here. 1370 00:49:01,632 --> 00:49:04,299 (Wallace sighs) 1371 00:49:12,106 --> 00:49:12,939 - Oh. 1372 00:49:14,188 --> 00:49:15,021 - Hello. 1373 00:49:15,021 --> 00:49:16,342 - Hi. 1374 00:49:16,342 --> 00:49:17,509 Is Wally here? 1375 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,748 - No, you know what? He just took off. 1376 00:49:22,748 --> 00:49:24,136 - That's weird. 1377 00:49:24,136 --> 00:49:25,372 He said he'd be here. 1378 00:49:25,372 --> 00:49:26,394 - Yeah, he was with some chick. 1379 00:49:26,394 --> 00:49:28,949 They were doing a lot of blow. 1380 00:49:28,949 --> 00:49:31,701 - Gosh. I didn't know he was into all of that. 1381 00:49:31,701 --> 00:49:33,657 - You know what, do you wanna come in for a drink? 1382 00:49:33,657 --> 00:49:35,324 I'm actually kind of working on this script, this new movie. 1383 00:49:35,324 --> 00:49:37,151 Maybe you can help me with the lines? 1384 00:49:37,151 --> 00:49:38,405 - I actually made a pledge at Bible camp 1385 00:49:38,405 --> 00:49:40,910 that I wouldn't drink until after college. 1386 00:49:40,910 --> 00:49:42,541 - You smoke weed? 1387 00:49:42,541 --> 00:49:44,431 - Um, well, I don't know. 1388 00:49:44,431 --> 00:49:45,977 The pledge is no drugs or alcohol. 1389 00:49:45,977 --> 00:49:47,545 - Oh, we could take a shower together. 1390 00:49:47,545 --> 00:49:48,434 - Huh? 1391 00:49:48,434 --> 00:49:50,741 - You know, wash away all your sins. 1392 00:49:50,741 --> 00:49:52,554 - Is that what Jesus wants? 1393 00:49:52,554 --> 00:49:53,387 - I think so. 1394 00:49:53,387 --> 00:49:55,438 - Oh. (chuckles) 1395 00:49:55,438 --> 00:49:56,400 Okay. 1396 00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:57,269 Jesus Christ! 1397 00:49:57,269 --> 00:50:00,204 - One day I'm gonna be just like Jimmy Starr. 1398 00:50:00,204 --> 00:50:03,871 (dramatic electronic music) 1399 00:50:08,067 --> 00:50:11,343 - [Child] Chapter Four: What's For Breakfast? 1400 00:50:11,343 --> 00:50:13,067 Afrikan Pie. 1401 00:50:13,067 --> 00:50:14,261 - [Wallace] You sure they said it's okay? 1402 00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:15,094 - Yes, Wally. 1403 00:50:15,094 --> 00:50:18,731 I convinced him to give you the role. My one demand. 1404 00:50:18,731 --> 00:50:21,494 - Thanks, Jimmy. How can I repay you? 1405 00:50:21,494 --> 00:50:23,661 - One day, buddy. One day. 1406 00:50:24,967 --> 00:50:28,358 I'll get a low cal with almond milk in coconut broth. 1407 00:50:28,358 --> 00:50:29,531 - No. 1408 00:50:29,531 --> 00:50:31,341 - That's not even a real drink. 1409 00:50:31,341 --> 00:50:32,174 - I'm sorry, are you speaking? 1410 00:50:32,174 --> 00:50:33,103 - It's not real. 1411 00:50:33,103 --> 00:50:34,084 - Ridiculous. 1412 00:50:34,084 --> 00:50:35,832 - Oh, you guys must not know who I am. 1413 00:50:35,832 --> 00:50:37,370 (baristas laughing) 1414 00:50:37,370 --> 00:50:40,058 - Please, I starred in six pilots last year alone. 1415 00:50:40,058 --> 00:50:42,397 - Everybody starred in six pilots last year, okay? 1416 00:50:42,397 --> 00:50:44,289 I'm about to be a fucking movie star. 1417 00:50:44,289 --> 00:50:47,523 - Oh, you gotta read "Yard Hard." 1418 00:50:47,523 --> 00:50:49,655 Even in the lowest life love lives. 1419 00:50:49,655 --> 00:50:51,139 It's a prison love story that I wrote 1420 00:50:51,139 --> 00:50:52,748 from my time in prison. 1421 00:50:52,748 --> 00:50:53,893 - Oh, that's great, it really is. 1422 00:50:53,893 --> 00:50:55,976 Barista, move, drink now. 1423 00:50:59,564 --> 00:51:01,366 (phone vibrating) 1424 00:51:01,366 --> 00:51:02,199 - [Wallace] Who is it? 1425 00:51:02,199 --> 00:51:04,520 - Oh, it's nobody. 1426 00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:06,083 ♪ Soon as I pull up they better mob out ♪ 1427 00:51:06,083 --> 00:51:07,699 ♪ Runnin' up deep, you know we all out ♪ 1428 00:51:07,699 --> 00:51:09,445 ♪ Hold on little homie you better calm down ♪ 1429 00:51:09,445 --> 00:51:10,990 ♪ You don't honey to put her bombs out ♪ 1430 00:51:10,990 --> 00:51:12,678 ♪ Me and my people, we roll deep ♪ 1431 00:51:12,678 --> 00:51:16,511 ♪ Having to rep from concrete ♪ 1432 00:51:18,875 --> 00:51:20,466 - About time. 1433 00:51:20,466 --> 00:51:23,352 (Nathaniel sighs) 1434 00:51:23,352 --> 00:51:26,776 (hip hop music) 1435 00:51:26,776 --> 00:51:28,765 - Mr. Pounder, I am so sorry. 1436 00:51:28,765 --> 00:51:31,265 The traffic- - Sit down, Starr. 1437 00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:35,295 - Here? - Yes, sit. 1438 00:51:35,295 --> 00:51:37,045 - [Rebecca] Yes, sit. 1439 00:51:38,944 --> 00:51:40,914 - Did they shoot "The Dark Knight" here? 1440 00:51:40,914 --> 00:51:42,586 - Yeah, they did. 1441 00:51:42,586 --> 00:51:44,408 That movie was a piece of shit. 1442 00:51:44,408 --> 00:51:45,899 It was racist. 1443 00:51:45,899 --> 00:51:48,079 Rich white butler havin' motherfucker 1444 00:51:48,079 --> 00:51:52,748 beating up on poor folk with mental disabilities. 1445 00:51:52,748 --> 00:51:53,730 - Sure. 1446 00:51:53,730 --> 00:51:54,647 - Sit down. 1447 00:52:00,474 --> 00:52:02,044 - It's fuckable. - He needs to work out. 1448 00:52:02,044 --> 00:52:02,877 - Yeah. 1449 00:52:02,877 --> 00:52:05,757 I've seen better. Good call. 1450 00:52:05,757 --> 00:52:07,066 - Good bum. 1451 00:52:07,066 --> 00:52:08,723 Tight fit. 1452 00:52:08,723 --> 00:52:10,698 Like Spacey's. 1453 00:52:10,698 --> 00:52:11,630 - Yeah, it's hammer time. 1454 00:52:11,630 --> 00:52:15,084 Let's take it from the top, people. 1455 00:52:15,084 --> 00:52:17,977 (Jimmy sighs) 1456 00:52:17,977 --> 00:52:20,874 - What did you do to my baby? 1457 00:52:20,874 --> 00:52:25,462 I feel him turning over inside me, burning my womb, 1458 00:52:25,462 --> 00:52:28,879 splitting like the twin stars in our sky. 1459 00:52:30,605 --> 00:52:33,052 - He'll have beautiful, beautiful eyes, 1460 00:52:33,052 --> 00:52:34,939 like the red- - Speak up! 1461 00:52:34,939 --> 00:52:36,079 (Jimmy clears throat) 1462 00:52:36,079 --> 00:52:36,912 - I'm sorry? 1463 00:52:36,912 --> 00:52:38,152 - Louder! 1464 00:52:38,152 --> 00:52:39,093 - [Jimmy] I'm sorry? 1465 00:52:39,093 --> 00:52:40,843 - [Harrison] Louder. 1466 00:52:42,058 --> 00:52:46,448 - He'll have beautiful eyes, like the red setting suns. 1467 00:52:46,448 --> 00:52:51,171 - They are coming for us both, and our demigod twins. 1468 00:52:51,171 --> 00:52:52,055 - I know. 1469 00:52:52,055 --> 00:52:53,138 - Cut! - Cut. 1470 00:52:54,510 --> 00:52:57,525 (tables scraping) 1471 00:52:57,525 --> 00:53:00,858 (lightsaber whooshing) 1472 00:53:10,905 --> 00:53:14,314 - The enemy is here, the rebel camp is here. 1473 00:53:14,314 --> 00:53:18,454 You just ran your white ass from here to here 1474 00:53:18,454 --> 00:53:20,719 from a pack of wild zombies. 1475 00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:22,552 Hungry zombie hyenas. 1476 00:53:25,888 --> 00:53:27,305 Be out of breath. 1477 00:53:28,301 --> 00:53:29,860 Out of breath. 1478 00:53:29,860 --> 00:53:33,110 (lightsaber whooshing) 1479 00:53:35,614 --> 00:53:37,788 - Thank you Mr. Power. - Don't apologize. 1480 00:53:37,788 --> 00:53:38,621 Act. 1481 00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:42,864 - Thank you so much for the opportunity. 1482 00:53:42,864 --> 00:53:44,032 I'm grateful. 1483 00:53:44,032 --> 00:53:47,371 - Jimmy, don't spit out my words. 1484 00:53:47,371 --> 00:53:48,853 Don't spit 'em out like you're in 1485 00:53:48,853 --> 00:53:51,353 a damn remake of "Full House." 1486 00:53:52,801 --> 00:53:53,801 - Of course. 1487 00:53:55,369 --> 00:53:59,060 I actually really like "Full House." 1488 00:53:59,060 --> 00:53:59,893 - Proceed. 1489 00:54:02,759 --> 00:54:04,182 - I just have one question. 1490 00:54:04,182 --> 00:54:07,240 It says right here that I'm supposed to stand up 1491 00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:11,674 and there's a window- - There's a window behind you. 1492 00:54:11,674 --> 00:54:14,217 - [Aaron] There will be a window behind you in post. 1493 00:54:14,217 --> 00:54:15,204 It's movie magic. 1494 00:54:15,204 --> 00:54:16,894 - We're gonna have a green screen, Jimmy. 1495 00:54:16,894 --> 00:54:19,034 Special effects. It's how the big boys do it. 1496 00:54:19,034 --> 00:54:21,284 - Mm-hm, like "Star Wars." 1497 00:54:22,279 --> 00:54:24,344 - Oh, like "Empire Strikes Back." 1498 00:54:24,344 --> 00:54:25,577 - No. - Mm-mm. 1499 00:54:25,577 --> 00:54:27,244 - That movie sucked. 1500 00:54:28,634 --> 00:54:30,780 I'm thinking bigger than that. 1501 00:54:30,780 --> 00:54:33,447 Two words: "The Phantom Menace." 1502 00:54:34,371 --> 00:54:35,731 - That's great. 1503 00:54:35,731 --> 00:54:38,652 - And you? You're my Luke Skywalker. 1504 00:54:38,652 --> 00:54:39,924 - Yeah. - And my Luke Skywalker's 1505 00:54:39,924 --> 00:54:42,126 not gonna be such a damn pussy. 1506 00:54:42,126 --> 00:54:44,728 "The Phantom Menace." Can you feel it? 1507 00:54:44,728 --> 00:54:45,781 - Mr. Pounder, I feel it. 1508 00:54:45,781 --> 00:54:47,596 - Can you feel it? - I feel it. 1509 00:54:47,596 --> 00:54:49,364 - I need you to feel it. - I feel it. 1510 00:54:49,364 --> 00:54:50,197 - [Harrison] Feel it. 1511 00:54:50,197 --> 00:54:51,030 (all laughing) 1512 00:54:51,030 --> 00:54:51,863 Sit down, sit down. 1513 00:54:51,863 --> 00:54:53,196 - [Jimmy] Okay. 1514 00:54:54,900 --> 00:54:56,233 - You see Jimmy, 1515 00:54:58,797 --> 00:55:02,373 nobody wants to procreate with Luke Skywalker 1516 00:55:02,373 --> 00:55:04,819 when they watch "Star Wars." 1517 00:55:04,819 --> 00:55:08,402 But all of us wanted Han Solo in our mouth. 1518 00:55:10,958 --> 00:55:11,791 Right? 1519 00:55:14,836 --> 00:55:17,919 Jimmy, that is the character I wrote. 1520 00:55:19,589 --> 00:55:21,268 - Thank you guys so much for the opportunity. 1521 00:55:21,268 --> 00:55:24,225 I'm serious. I'm forever grateful for this. 1522 00:55:24,225 --> 00:55:25,058 - Ugh. 1523 00:55:29,929 --> 00:55:32,498 Everybody get outta here, okay? 1524 00:55:32,498 --> 00:55:34,562 And mustache? (Nathaniel grunts) 1525 00:55:34,562 --> 00:55:37,000 Bring me my lightsaber. 1526 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,479 I'm gonna need a bagel with cream cheese, please. 1527 00:55:39,479 --> 00:55:40,312 - [Aaron] One bagel, cream cheese- 1528 00:55:40,312 --> 00:55:41,838 - Wait, wait, wait. 1529 00:55:41,838 --> 00:55:43,650 Sir Pounder, I just drove an hour and a half 1530 00:55:43,650 --> 00:55:45,636 on the 101 for this. 1531 00:55:45,636 --> 00:55:47,153 - [Aaron] For our brilliant director. 1532 00:55:47,153 --> 00:55:48,250 - [Harrison] It ain't about him. 1533 00:55:48,250 --> 00:55:52,450 - [Rebecca] Would you just go ahead and die? 1534 00:55:52,450 --> 00:55:55,302 - Tanya and I are expecting you tonight 1535 00:55:55,302 --> 00:55:58,635 if you wanna tie this role up, capeesh? 1536 00:55:59,599 --> 00:56:04,599 (Tanya giggling) (Jimmy grunting) 1537 00:56:04,747 --> 00:56:07,221 - Open wide, baby boy. 1538 00:56:07,221 --> 00:56:08,607 (Jimmy chuckles) 1539 00:56:08,607 --> 00:56:11,452 All that glitters is gold. 1540 00:56:11,452 --> 00:56:16,452 (Jimmy grunting) (Tanya laughing) 1541 00:56:18,766 --> 00:56:20,101 Do you like that? 1542 00:56:20,101 --> 00:56:21,299 I know you do. 1543 00:56:21,299 --> 00:56:23,060 - Never put your eyes on me, all right? 1544 00:56:23,060 --> 00:56:25,003 Don't look at me! 1545 00:56:25,003 --> 00:56:28,125 - Never look him in the eye. 1546 00:56:28,125 --> 00:56:28,958 (Tanya scoffs) 1547 00:56:28,958 --> 00:56:30,689 Well now I'm not even in character anymore. 1548 00:56:30,689 --> 00:56:32,353 Thanks a lot. 1549 00:56:32,353 --> 00:56:33,186 So bored. 1550 00:56:35,168 --> 00:56:36,530 I have a new game for you. 1551 00:56:36,530 --> 00:56:39,457 I have a new game for you. You're gonna like this. 1552 00:56:39,457 --> 00:56:42,830 (Tanya and Jimmy laughing) 1553 00:56:42,830 --> 00:56:44,803 Say "I'm a bitch." 1554 00:56:44,803 --> 00:56:45,636 - I'm a bitch. 1555 00:56:45,636 --> 00:56:46,992 - Bark, bitch. 1556 00:56:46,992 --> 00:56:51,992 (Jimmy barking) (Tanya laughing) 1557 00:56:52,955 --> 00:56:53,788 Ooh. 1558 00:56:54,777 --> 00:56:57,360 (Tanya laughs) 1559 00:57:00,789 --> 00:57:02,789 Say "I wanna be famous." 1560 00:57:05,363 --> 00:57:06,680 - I wanna be famous. 1561 00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:09,263 - Now, I wanna be a Starfucker. 1562 00:57:11,333 --> 00:57:15,693 (Tanya grunting) (Jimmy yelling) 1563 00:57:15,693 --> 00:57:18,360 (Brian moaning) 1564 00:57:19,746 --> 00:57:22,141 (dramatic electronic music) 1565 00:57:22,141 --> 00:57:25,654 - [Jimmy] Alfred Hitchcock used to call actors cattle, 1566 00:57:25,654 --> 00:57:27,071 but he was wrong. 1567 00:57:28,257 --> 00:57:30,247 We're prostitutes. 1568 00:57:30,247 --> 00:57:33,752 But instead of selling you sex, we sell you celebrity. 1569 00:57:33,752 --> 00:57:36,952 And whether you are a Kardashian or Donald fucking Trump, 1570 00:57:36,952 --> 00:57:39,726 the way to immortality is a reality show, 1571 00:57:39,726 --> 00:57:44,429 or the right to fuck up your life with Twitter. 1572 00:57:44,429 --> 00:57:48,429 - [Child] Chapter Five: Jimmy Eats Afrikan Pie. 1573 00:57:52,067 --> 00:57:54,159 - Free STD tests. 1574 00:57:54,159 --> 00:57:54,992 Get cured. 1575 00:57:55,975 --> 00:57:57,058 Disease free! 1576 00:57:59,057 --> 00:58:00,188 - Hey yo, yo, what's up, man? 1577 00:58:00,188 --> 00:58:02,030 Y'all want to hear some of this beat, man? 1578 00:58:02,030 --> 00:58:03,094 - No one wants to hear that shit, man. 1579 00:58:03,094 --> 00:58:03,999 Take your ass down the road, man. 1580 00:58:03,999 --> 00:58:05,973 - Come on, man. There's some heat right here, bro. 1581 00:58:05,973 --> 00:58:06,857 You don't know what you're missin'. 1582 00:58:06,857 --> 00:58:07,875 - That ain't fuckin heat, man. 1583 00:58:07,875 --> 00:58:08,708 Take your shit that way, dude. 1584 00:58:08,708 --> 00:58:09,891 Everybody in LA thinks they can rap. 1585 00:58:09,891 --> 00:58:11,442 - Hey, who you fuckin' talkin' to like that, white boy? 1586 00:58:11,442 --> 00:58:13,651 - I'm talking to you, man. I ain't your boy. 1587 00:58:13,651 --> 00:58:15,083 What, are you Eminem now? 1588 00:58:15,083 --> 00:58:15,916 This ain't "8 Mile." 1589 00:58:15,916 --> 00:58:18,098 Walk your ass about seven miles down the fuckin' road, man. 1590 00:58:18,098 --> 00:58:20,245 Why does every white boy in LA think they can rap? 1591 00:58:20,245 --> 00:58:21,078 With your ripped ass jeans 1592 00:58:21,078 --> 00:58:23,584 and your fuckin' neck tattoo and your Illuminati signs, 1593 00:58:23,584 --> 00:58:24,818 does that mean you can rap? 1594 00:58:24,818 --> 00:58:26,121 You can't spit shit. 1595 00:58:26,121 --> 00:58:27,737 I guarantee anyone else on the street 1596 00:58:27,737 --> 00:58:28,939 could spit better than you. 1597 00:58:28,939 --> 00:58:30,082 Anybody. 1598 00:58:30,082 --> 00:58:30,917 Yo, B. 1599 00:58:30,917 --> 00:58:32,991 I guarantee all the money in my wallet 1600 00:58:32,991 --> 00:58:34,273 she spits more game than you. 1601 00:58:34,273 --> 00:58:35,385 - Okay. - Fuck him up. 1602 00:58:35,385 --> 00:58:36,218 - Okay. 1603 00:58:36,218 --> 00:58:37,540 - Fuck Illuminati up. 1604 00:58:37,540 --> 00:58:39,423 - As a feminist, I don't feel comfortable 1605 00:58:39,423 --> 00:58:41,732 with this patriarchal competition. 1606 00:58:41,732 --> 00:58:44,656 - Oh, she just pissed on you, Jurassic Park. 1607 00:58:44,656 --> 00:58:45,574 - You know what? Go ahead. 1608 00:58:45,574 --> 00:58:46,779 Go ahead, white boy, let's hear it. 1609 00:58:46,779 --> 00:58:48,127 - Oh, you want to hear some of this? 1610 00:58:48,127 --> 00:58:49,507 - Show me what you got. 1611 00:58:49,507 --> 00:58:51,371 ♪ When I light that, it's like that ♪ 1612 00:58:51,371 --> 00:58:52,842 ♪ We stronger than a bike rake ♪ 1613 00:58:52,842 --> 00:58:54,075 ♪ You know I fuckin' strife cast ♪ 1614 00:58:54,075 --> 00:58:55,653 ♪ It ain't no point to fight back ♪ 1615 00:58:55,653 --> 00:58:57,165 ♪ I see a dime, I wife that ♪ 1616 00:58:57,165 --> 00:58:58,468 ♪ I make her mine and bite that ♪ 1617 00:58:58,468 --> 00:59:00,516 ♪ Stay on my grind, got high stacks ♪ 1618 00:59:00,516 --> 00:59:02,149 - Ooh ho! 1619 00:59:02,149 --> 00:59:03,971 That heat! - That shit was horrible. 1620 00:59:03,971 --> 00:59:05,491 - That's that heat. - That was awful. 1621 00:59:05,491 --> 00:59:06,700 I guarantee she can out spit you. 1622 00:59:06,700 --> 00:59:07,533 - Okay. 1623 00:59:07,533 --> 00:59:08,783 - Guarantee it. 1624 00:59:10,107 --> 00:59:12,545 ♪ You're giving me that look like you think I am below you ♪ 1625 00:59:12,545 --> 00:59:13,506 ♪ But you're so fuckin' whack ♪ 1626 00:59:13,506 --> 00:59:15,317 ♪ Your mom pretends she doesn't know you ♪ 1627 00:59:15,317 --> 00:59:16,250 - [Man] Damn! 1628 00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:18,740 ♪ I'll show you how my rhymes are gonna snow you ♪ 1629 00:59:18,740 --> 00:59:20,302 ♪ You're so fuckin' desperate ♪ 1630 00:59:20,302 --> 00:59:22,157 ♪ You try to get your aunt to blow you ♪ 1631 00:59:22,157 --> 00:59:23,333 - Ooh! 1632 00:59:23,333 --> 00:59:24,736 ♪ You're sellin' this CD ♪ 1633 00:59:24,736 --> 00:59:26,376 ♪ Ah, I regret I must decline ♪ 1634 00:59:26,376 --> 00:59:29,434 ♪ 'Cause no one's had a CD player since 1999 ♪ 1635 00:59:29,434 --> 00:59:30,267 - [Man] 99, yeah! 1636 00:59:30,267 --> 00:59:32,693 ♪ And I saw you at the K-Mart buyin' all your gear ♪ 1637 00:59:32,693 --> 00:59:34,246 ♪ So take your fuckin' Q-tip dick ♪ 1638 00:59:34,246 --> 00:59:36,755 ♪ And stick it in your ear ♪ 1639 00:59:36,755 --> 00:59:37,869 - [Jimmy] She is fuckin' you up! 1640 00:59:37,869 --> 00:59:39,977 ♪ One bitch, two bitch, three bitch, four ♪ 1641 00:59:39,977 --> 00:59:41,981 ♪ You're a little bitch from the little bitch store ♪ 1642 00:59:41,981 --> 00:59:44,403 ♪ Put me to sleep 'cause your rhymes are a bore ♪ 1643 00:59:44,403 --> 00:59:46,469 ♪ Walkin' with a limp 'cause your asshole's sore ♪ 1644 00:59:46,469 --> 00:59:47,377 - [Jimmy] Oh my god! 1645 00:59:47,377 --> 00:59:49,805 ♪ Five bitch, six bitch, seven bitch, eight ♪ 1646 00:59:49,805 --> 00:59:50,717 ♪ You ain't got no flow ♪ 1647 00:59:50,717 --> 00:59:52,230 ♪ So don't even try to hate ♪ 1648 00:59:52,230 --> 00:59:53,063 ♪ Rule number one ♪ 1649 00:59:53,063 --> 00:59:54,733 ♪ Don't you underestimate my ability ♪ 1650 00:59:54,733 --> 00:59:56,659 ♪ To tear you up an serve you on a plate ♪ 1651 00:59:56,659 --> 00:59:59,674 - Damn! - You're served bitch! 1652 00:59:59,674 --> 01:00:01,892 - You just got fucked up. 1653 01:00:01,892 --> 01:00:03,780 I'll tell you what, I'll buy a CD. 1654 01:00:03,780 --> 01:00:06,284 Yeah, take your ass that way. 1655 01:00:06,284 --> 01:00:07,544 - Whatever. - Fuck outta here. 1656 01:00:07,544 --> 01:00:10,794 Learn how to rap, you fuckin' asshole. 1657 01:00:12,663 --> 01:00:14,808 Everyone knows that nice guys finish last, 1658 01:00:14,808 --> 01:00:18,852 so being nice is technically self depreciating. 1659 01:00:18,852 --> 01:00:19,984 I mean, would you wanna be the last guy 1660 01:00:19,984 --> 01:00:21,636 in line at a bukakke? 1661 01:00:21,636 --> 01:00:23,878 ♪ Fake ass friends ♪ 1662 01:00:23,878 --> 01:00:27,998 ♪ Don't care if I see your face again ♪ 1663 01:00:27,998 --> 01:00:32,926 ♪ I'm like damn well that all depends where you left ♪ 1664 01:00:32,926 --> 01:00:34,980 - I'm moving out. 1665 01:00:34,980 --> 01:00:37,147 - What do you want, Wally? 1666 01:00:38,126 --> 01:00:40,125 - I'm already packed. 1667 01:00:40,125 --> 01:00:40,958 (Jimmy scoffs) 1668 01:00:40,958 --> 01:00:42,249 - What? 1669 01:00:42,249 --> 01:00:43,082 Why? 1670 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:53,482 Fuck. 1671 01:00:54,729 --> 01:00:57,062 (upbeat rock music) 1672 01:00:57,062 --> 01:00:59,176 - Here they come down the red carpet, Nancy. 1673 01:00:59,176 --> 01:01:01,590 This city is insanity. 1674 01:01:01,590 --> 01:01:03,757 How do you live here, bro? 1675 01:01:04,817 --> 01:01:05,742 Hey, you freakin' out? 1676 01:01:05,742 --> 01:01:07,106 You need one of your fancy coffees? 1677 01:01:07,106 --> 01:01:08,439 - No, I'm good. 1678 01:01:10,573 --> 01:01:12,240 - What's wrong, bro? 1679 01:01:13,848 --> 01:01:15,237 - I can't feel my toes. 1680 01:01:15,237 --> 01:01:16,070 - Really? 1681 01:01:17,589 --> 01:01:20,119 - Grant, I can't breathe. 1682 01:01:20,119 --> 01:01:21,611 I think I'm having one of those panic attacks, you know? 1683 01:01:21,611 --> 01:01:24,298 They talk about on Dr. Phil all the time? 1684 01:01:24,298 --> 01:01:28,545 - Is my little wolf on Hollywood Street nervous? 1685 01:01:28,545 --> 01:01:29,394 - Boulevard. 1686 01:01:29,394 --> 01:01:30,731 - Whatever! - Hollywood Boulevard, Grant. 1687 01:01:30,731 --> 01:01:31,564 - Whatever. 1688 01:01:31,564 --> 01:01:32,896 Why would you ever be nervous? 1689 01:01:32,896 --> 01:01:34,625 You're so good looking, multi talented. 1690 01:01:34,625 --> 01:01:36,375 You got charisma to burn. 1691 01:01:36,375 --> 01:01:39,254 If I were a real woman, I would fuck you- 1692 01:01:39,254 --> 01:01:40,529 - Please don't finish that sentence. 1693 01:01:40,529 --> 01:01:41,362 Please. 1694 01:01:42,304 --> 01:01:45,138 Look, there's this big director. 1695 01:01:45,138 --> 01:01:45,971 - Mm-hm. 1696 01:01:45,971 --> 01:01:48,032 - Harrison Pounder. 1697 01:01:48,032 --> 01:01:51,329 Remember that movie, um, what's the name, what's the name? 1698 01:01:51,329 --> 01:01:52,753 "Black Day At the White House." 1699 01:01:52,753 --> 01:01:53,586 You remember that movie? 1700 01:01:53,586 --> 01:01:54,419 - Yeah. 1701 01:01:54,419 --> 01:01:56,426 The action flick or the porno? 1702 01:01:56,426 --> 01:01:57,574 - I don't know. The porn, I think. 1703 01:01:57,574 --> 01:01:59,665 I don't know. - Gay or straight? 1704 01:01:59,665 --> 01:02:00,589 - There's a gay version? 1705 01:02:00,589 --> 01:02:02,022 - Fuck yeah. 1706 01:02:02,022 --> 01:02:04,160 - Oh, then he directed the other version. 1707 01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:05,646 - Well, he isn't Spike Lee, is he? 1708 01:02:05,646 --> 01:02:07,823 But it's a paying gig, bro. 1709 01:02:07,823 --> 01:02:09,983 - I have nude scenes. 1710 01:02:09,983 --> 01:02:12,622 - Okay? You used to streak sorority row. 1711 01:02:12,622 --> 01:02:14,289 What's the problem? 1712 01:02:16,019 --> 01:02:16,852 - Fiona. 1713 01:02:18,032 --> 01:02:20,011 My scenes are with Fiona. 1714 01:02:20,011 --> 01:02:22,000 - Oh, so let me get this straight. 1715 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,472 So you have to fuck your ex-fiancee, 1716 01:02:24,472 --> 01:02:26,946 who's you've laid in sin with thousands of times, 1717 01:02:26,946 --> 01:02:28,368 in front of a big time Hollywood director 1718 01:02:28,368 --> 01:02:29,796 and you're worried about what? 1719 01:02:29,796 --> 01:02:31,169 - No, the fucking writer. 1720 01:02:31,169 --> 01:02:32,381 The writer with his little fucking dick 1721 01:02:32,381 --> 01:02:33,972 that's putting it inside her, 1722 01:02:33,972 --> 01:02:35,461 he's gonna fucking be there, too. 1723 01:02:35,461 --> 01:02:36,653 - He has micro penis? 1724 01:02:36,653 --> 01:02:39,386 - It's a micro penis. I'm assuming. 1725 01:02:39,386 --> 01:02:41,246 - You know what I think is sweet? 1726 01:02:41,246 --> 01:02:44,069 That although you still objectify Fiona sexually, 1727 01:02:44,069 --> 01:02:46,135 that you love her in your own sweet way. 1728 01:02:46,135 --> 01:02:46,968 Right? 1729 01:02:46,968 --> 01:02:47,801 (car honking) 1730 01:02:47,801 --> 01:02:48,634 - Fuck you, Grant. - Hey! 1731 01:02:48,634 --> 01:02:50,303 You fuckin' cunt! - Fuckin' whore. 1732 01:02:50,303 --> 01:02:52,073 - Eat my pussy! - Eat his pussy. 1733 01:02:52,073 --> 01:02:53,529 - You know, who pulls a move like that? 1734 01:02:53,529 --> 01:02:54,362 Don't. 1735 01:02:54,362 --> 01:02:55,195 Be nice! 1736 01:02:55,195 --> 01:02:56,975 Okay, I was watching a documentary 1737 01:02:56,975 --> 01:02:58,975 on men who are affectionate to their adopted 1738 01:02:58,975 --> 01:03:01,080 college-aged children and the consensus 1739 01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:02,730 in the indie film world is you gotta wear 1740 01:03:02,730 --> 01:03:04,413 a sock on your cock. 1741 01:03:04,413 --> 01:03:05,649 - So? 1742 01:03:05,649 --> 01:03:06,511 What the fuck are you talking about? 1743 01:03:06,511 --> 01:03:08,930 - So fuckin' lose the sock and fuck her 1744 01:03:08,930 --> 01:03:12,443 in front of that dude and show him who's boss. 1745 01:03:12,443 --> 01:03:14,142 - Who are you? 1746 01:03:14,142 --> 01:03:15,416 (Jimmy chuckles) 1747 01:03:15,416 --> 01:03:16,325 This isn't you. 1748 01:03:16,325 --> 01:03:17,908 - No, but it's you. 1749 01:03:19,016 --> 01:03:24,016 That's what my little bro, that's what Jimmy Starr would do. 1750 01:03:26,723 --> 01:03:28,056 - You're right. 1751 01:03:30,639 --> 01:03:31,472 It is me. 1752 01:03:33,727 --> 01:03:35,579 That's what Jimmy Starr would do. 1753 01:03:35,579 --> 01:03:37,996 (rock music) 1754 01:03:46,016 --> 01:03:47,454 - Mr. Weintraub. 1755 01:03:47,454 --> 01:03:49,557 - Oh hey, you can call me Brian. 1756 01:03:49,557 --> 01:03:53,103 - Hey, you know, I can't thank you enough. Really. 1757 01:03:53,103 --> 01:03:56,263 - Well you thanked my wife last night. (chuckles) 1758 01:03:56,263 --> 01:03:57,506 - Oh, you remembered that, huh? 1759 01:03:57,506 --> 01:04:01,534 - Well, it could have happened to anybody. 1760 01:04:01,534 --> 01:04:03,390 One thing, kid. 1761 01:04:03,390 --> 01:04:07,390 Please try and keep down using the blow so much. 1762 01:04:09,395 --> 01:04:11,154 There was snow all over the gaming room last. 1763 01:04:11,154 --> 01:04:12,412 - Oh, yes. 1764 01:04:12,412 --> 01:04:15,344 - Just remember, Hollywood is a shit town. 1765 01:04:15,344 --> 01:04:18,710 Keep your friends close, your enemies close 1766 01:04:18,710 --> 01:04:20,520 and you'll be fine. 1767 01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:22,541 - Everything in moderation, right, sir? 1768 01:04:22,541 --> 01:04:23,820 - That's right, kid. 1769 01:04:23,820 --> 01:04:25,139 All right. 1770 01:04:25,139 --> 01:04:26,161 Wish you good luck. 1771 01:04:26,161 --> 01:04:27,558 See you again soon. 1772 01:04:27,558 --> 01:04:28,573 Okay? 1773 01:04:28,573 --> 01:04:31,707 - [Woman] So Fiona asked that we double up on the junk sock. 1774 01:04:31,707 --> 01:04:33,221 - I'm not surprised. 1775 01:04:33,221 --> 01:04:34,971 - She is so gorgeous. 1776 01:04:36,106 --> 01:04:37,773 You must be excited. 1777 01:04:39,064 --> 01:04:40,610 - It's complicated. 1778 01:04:40,610 --> 01:04:41,933 - Oh, I'm super jelly. 1779 01:04:41,933 --> 01:04:44,153 I wanna be engaged. 1780 01:04:44,153 --> 01:04:45,297 - Wait. 1781 01:04:45,297 --> 01:04:46,130 What? 1782 01:04:47,181 --> 01:04:48,540 Engaged? 1783 01:04:48,540 --> 01:04:50,358 - Oh yeah, you didn't hear? 1784 01:04:50,358 --> 01:04:51,792 Nathaniel bought her a ring. 1785 01:04:51,792 --> 01:04:53,739 It's really gorgeous. 1786 01:04:53,739 --> 01:04:54,572 - No. 1787 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,568 - So take off your shirt. 1788 01:04:57,568 --> 01:05:00,600 Let's see if you need body makeup. 1789 01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:02,683 And, um, your pants, too. 1790 01:05:12,786 --> 01:05:14,998 - So I didn't get it bleached, 1791 01:05:14,998 --> 01:05:16,635 if that's what you're checking for. 1792 01:05:16,635 --> 01:05:17,468 - What? 1793 01:05:17,468 --> 01:05:19,924 - Aaron said he wanted my red eye whitewashed. 1794 01:05:19,924 --> 01:05:20,858 - Oh, he did? 1795 01:05:20,858 --> 01:05:22,788 - Yeah, so I didn't do it. I didn't do it. 1796 01:05:22,788 --> 01:05:23,621 (woman laughing) 1797 01:05:23,621 --> 01:05:25,453 I didn't get it- - Yeah. 1798 01:05:25,453 --> 01:05:26,286 Harrison. 1799 01:05:27,381 --> 01:05:29,207 That man is one of a kind. 1800 01:05:29,207 --> 01:05:31,464 Oh god, you gotta love him. 1801 01:05:31,464 --> 01:05:33,166 - So no inspection? 1802 01:05:33,166 --> 01:05:36,100 - Oh no, you actually look disappointed. 1803 01:05:36,100 --> 01:05:39,350 No, your stinky winky is your business. 1804 01:05:40,416 --> 01:05:42,439 But maybe later. 1805 01:05:42,439 --> 01:05:44,772 - Guys, we're ready for him. 1806 01:05:46,192 --> 01:05:48,749 - So does it look right? 1807 01:05:48,749 --> 01:05:49,682 You know my- - Oh, you know what? 1808 01:05:49,682 --> 01:05:51,221 Oh shit, there's um- - Come on. 1809 01:05:51,221 --> 01:05:53,792 - There's an ingrown hair on the left here. 1810 01:05:53,792 --> 01:05:55,504 Can you just get my, can you just get my tweezers? 1811 01:05:55,504 --> 01:05:56,546 - No, no, no, no. 1812 01:05:56,546 --> 01:05:57,638 No tweezers. - Yeah, just one hair. 1813 01:05:57,638 --> 01:05:58,721 - [Jimmy] No, no! 1814 01:05:58,721 --> 01:05:59,554 - [Woman] What? 1815 01:05:59,554 --> 01:06:00,468 - [Jimmy] Stop touching my dick! 1816 01:06:00,468 --> 01:06:01,493 - [Woman] Find me later! 1817 01:06:01,493 --> 01:06:02,357 - [AD] Are you ready? 1818 01:06:02,357 --> 01:06:03,477 - I'm ready. Let's do this. 1819 01:06:03,477 --> 01:06:04,310 - Come on. 1820 01:06:04,310 --> 01:06:08,327 ♪ So hard to understand ♪ 1821 01:06:08,327 --> 01:06:09,943 You know you're just the dick pad? 1822 01:06:09,943 --> 01:06:11,810 - Shut the fuck up. 1823 01:06:11,810 --> 01:06:12,810 Jimmy Starr. 1824 01:06:13,656 --> 01:06:15,114 Jimmy Starr. - You know, Fiona? 1825 01:06:15,114 --> 01:06:16,764 She's pretty hot, huh? 1826 01:06:16,764 --> 01:06:18,748 - Do not speak of Fiona. 1827 01:06:18,748 --> 01:06:21,041 - Listen, I'm just sayin'. I'd fuck her. 1828 01:06:21,041 --> 01:06:22,509 - Hey. 1829 01:06:22,509 --> 01:06:23,559 I'm serious. 1830 01:06:23,559 --> 01:06:25,661 - Why are you getting defensive, man? 1831 01:06:25,661 --> 01:06:27,271 - Jimmy Starr. 1832 01:06:27,271 --> 01:06:28,547 Jimmy Starr. 1833 01:06:28,547 --> 01:06:31,714 - Walking Jimmy Starr. Talent on set. 1834 01:06:35,949 --> 01:06:37,532 - Harrison, my man. 1835 01:06:41,340 --> 01:06:42,663 (kiss smacks) 1836 01:06:42,663 --> 01:06:45,913 (audience applauding) 1837 01:06:48,832 --> 01:06:49,665 - Wow. 1838 01:06:50,732 --> 01:06:53,456 Well let's face it, you guys owe me this. 1839 01:06:53,456 --> 01:06:55,732 Well I wanna thank my mom and my dad 1840 01:06:55,732 --> 01:06:59,625 for making me a hideous, awful, angry person, 1841 01:06:59,625 --> 01:07:02,562 which is basically perfect for the entertainment business. 1842 01:07:02,562 --> 01:07:04,137 (audience applauding) Am I right? 1843 01:07:04,137 --> 01:07:06,463 Oh, looks like we're running out of time, 1844 01:07:06,463 --> 01:07:08,479 so I'll leave you with this: 1845 01:07:08,479 --> 01:07:11,213 you all are a bunch of mediocre cunts. 1846 01:07:11,213 --> 01:07:12,494 God bless and thank you. 1847 01:07:12,494 --> 01:07:15,411 Thank you. It's very well deserved. 1848 01:07:18,365 --> 01:07:21,443 - Have you learned your new line, James? 1849 01:07:21,443 --> 01:07:23,161 - Nathan. Hey. 1850 01:07:23,161 --> 01:07:24,361 - You know it wasn't my choice, 1851 01:07:24,361 --> 01:07:28,321 but Harrison insisted on the new sub plot, so, 1852 01:07:28,321 --> 01:07:31,278 have you learned yours yet? 1853 01:07:31,278 --> 01:07:35,278 - Yes, I've gotten all your precious words down. 1854 01:07:36,154 --> 01:07:36,987 - Well... 1855 01:07:38,567 --> 01:07:39,400 Okay then. 1856 01:07:41,966 --> 01:07:43,466 Break a leg, huh? 1857 01:07:44,666 --> 01:07:48,166 Oh, and Jimmy? It's Nathaniel, not Nathan. 1858 01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:52,159 - Excuse me, Nathan. 1859 01:07:52,159 --> 01:07:53,659 Oh, I must take a look here. 1860 01:07:53,659 --> 01:07:54,492 Oh. 1861 01:07:54,492 --> 01:07:56,688 Yeah, this is, this is nice, yeah. 1862 01:07:56,688 --> 01:07:58,161 This is.... 1863 01:07:58,161 --> 01:08:01,183 If you were brown, would be perfect. 1864 01:08:01,183 --> 01:08:02,990 - You don't think I'm perfect? 1865 01:08:02,990 --> 01:08:03,823 - Eh. 1866 01:08:04,925 --> 01:08:05,758 Isoka, don't worry. 1867 01:08:05,758 --> 01:08:08,486 If you are white enough for Rush Limbaugh, 1868 01:08:08,486 --> 01:08:10,903 then you are oh-KKK with me. 1869 01:08:12,241 --> 01:08:15,324 And remember our motto: yes we klan. 1870 01:08:19,278 --> 01:08:22,577 - [Harrison] Ready to spin cellular gold? 1871 01:08:22,577 --> 01:08:24,182 - Um, where's Fiona? 1872 01:08:24,182 --> 01:08:26,717 - Look out and just imagine, 1873 01:08:26,717 --> 01:08:30,300 coming down like rain, spores from the sky. 1874 01:08:31,936 --> 01:08:34,348 Spring break and Cancun isn't fun anymore. 1875 01:08:34,348 --> 01:08:36,073 A female Mexican president. 1876 01:08:36,073 --> 01:08:38,167 Babies from Africa can't be bought anymore. 1877 01:08:38,167 --> 01:08:42,000 Basically your worst nightmare, an apocalypse. 1878 01:08:44,824 --> 01:08:46,887 Thank you, Harrison, for the direction. 1879 01:08:46,887 --> 01:08:49,554 (man muttering) 1880 01:08:54,124 --> 01:08:56,672 - What are you doing? - Are you the camera guy? 1881 01:08:56,672 --> 01:08:57,545 - Duh. 1882 01:08:57,545 --> 01:08:58,789 I'm Matthias. 1883 01:08:58,789 --> 01:08:59,622 Why? 1884 01:09:02,022 --> 01:09:03,836 - Your eyes are... 1885 01:09:03,836 --> 01:09:04,908 - They're perfect. 1886 01:09:04,908 --> 01:09:07,302 Kicked by donkey when I was kid. 1887 01:09:07,302 --> 01:09:10,314 - Can you just capture my good side, please? 1888 01:09:10,314 --> 01:09:12,987 - Whatever you say, boss. You're the boss. 1889 01:09:12,987 --> 01:09:16,320 Let's get mark for Mr. Starr right here. 1890 01:09:22,906 --> 01:09:27,906 (people chattering) (camera clicking) 1891 01:09:33,309 --> 01:09:34,226 - Remember. 1892 01:09:35,204 --> 01:09:38,688 Let the light fondle you and kiss you 1893 01:09:38,688 --> 01:09:42,157 and you kiss it back on the clit. 1894 01:09:42,157 --> 01:09:44,390 - [Man] Sound, you good? 1895 01:09:44,390 --> 01:09:46,668 - All right, we're starting with your close up, pal. 1896 01:09:46,668 --> 01:09:48,236 All right, roll sound. (bell ringing) 1897 01:09:48,236 --> 01:09:49,069 - Speed. 1898 01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:53,075 - [AD] Okay, let's roll camera. 1899 01:09:53,075 --> 01:09:53,912 - Speed. 1900 01:09:53,912 --> 01:09:56,079 - Okay, where's the slate? 1901 01:09:59,751 --> 01:10:01,587 - Scene 436-Charlie. 1902 01:10:01,587 --> 01:10:02,420 Take on. 1903 01:10:03,851 --> 01:10:05,355 Soft sticks. (slate thuds) 1904 01:10:05,355 --> 01:10:07,516 (Mariuz laughing) - Action. 1905 01:10:07,516 --> 01:10:08,683 - Soft dicks. 1906 01:10:12,632 --> 01:10:15,882 - If they find out about us, I'm dead, 1907 01:10:17,836 --> 01:10:18,945 and so are you. 1908 01:10:18,945 --> 01:10:20,950 - Again, I do not care. 1909 01:10:20,950 --> 01:10:23,100 I just want to be with you again. 1910 01:10:23,100 --> 01:10:26,182 Come back and ravish me again and again. 1911 01:10:26,182 --> 01:10:27,015 - Line. 1912 01:10:27,015 --> 01:10:29,254 - But your husband, your- - But your- 1913 01:10:29,254 --> 01:10:31,101 But your husband. 1914 01:10:31,101 --> 01:10:32,268 Your brother. 1915 01:10:33,274 --> 01:10:36,805 - It is not my borther's decision. 1916 01:10:36,805 --> 01:10:38,124 - Brother. It says brother. 1917 01:10:38,124 --> 01:10:39,048 - It says borther's. 1918 01:10:39,048 --> 01:10:42,965 - Reading is a prerequisite to being scripts... 1919 01:10:43,830 --> 01:10:45,045 Just go. Go. 1920 01:10:45,045 --> 01:10:45,878 Brother. 1921 01:10:49,636 --> 01:10:50,626 - Okay. 1922 01:10:50,626 --> 01:10:52,504 They'll never accept me. 1923 01:10:52,504 --> 01:10:56,234 I'm just a honky living in your fly world. 1924 01:10:56,234 --> 01:10:58,151 - But you are my honky. 1925 01:10:59,359 --> 01:11:01,109 - Just call me cracker. 1926 01:11:01,109 --> 01:11:02,026 Show me my- 1927 01:11:03,719 --> 01:11:05,254 Just call me cracker. 1928 01:11:05,254 --> 01:11:08,366 Just do it. Show me my place. 1929 01:11:08,366 --> 01:11:10,179 - Come slide that juicy white meat 1930 01:11:10,179 --> 01:11:12,578 inside my Afrikan Pie, cracker. 1931 01:11:12,578 --> 01:11:13,579 - Cut. 1932 01:11:13,579 --> 01:11:15,210 (bell rings) 1933 01:11:15,210 --> 01:11:16,446 - Any notes, sir? 1934 01:11:16,446 --> 01:11:17,279 - Whiter! 1935 01:11:18,461 --> 01:11:19,294 - Whiter. 1936 01:11:19,294 --> 01:11:20,512 - Whiter. 1937 01:11:20,512 --> 01:11:22,032 - [Jimmy] Okay. 1938 01:11:22,032 --> 01:11:24,182 - Remember, she's a soul sista. 1939 01:11:24,182 --> 01:11:27,613 You're just a poor misunderstood white supremacist. 1940 01:11:27,613 --> 01:11:29,498 I need you to feel it. 1941 01:11:29,498 --> 01:11:32,123 I need to feel the urgency of racial tension 1942 01:11:32,123 --> 01:11:36,838 because if her brother and those goons find out, 1943 01:11:36,838 --> 01:11:38,731 rock-a-bye baby. 1944 01:11:38,731 --> 01:11:40,374 It's your ass. 1945 01:11:40,374 --> 01:11:43,726 Humpty Dumpty couldn't get put back together again. 1946 01:11:43,726 --> 01:11:44,966 Do you understand what I'm saying? 1947 01:11:44,966 --> 01:11:47,217 You're a cracked cracker. 1948 01:11:47,217 --> 01:11:48,342 - Cracked cracker. 1949 01:11:48,342 --> 01:11:49,296 - Damn right. 1950 01:11:49,296 --> 01:11:50,660 - All right guys. Come on, let's go. 1951 01:11:50,660 --> 01:11:52,250 Take two, take two. (bell ringing) 1952 01:11:52,250 --> 01:11:54,056 - Jimmy, you look shiny. 1953 01:11:54,056 --> 01:11:55,420 - No, he is not shiny. 1954 01:11:55,420 --> 01:11:56,797 It's the fucking camera! 1955 01:11:56,797 --> 01:11:59,175 It's the shiest, digital shiest. 1956 01:11:59,175 --> 01:12:01,983 I told you, we should have shot in black and white. 1957 01:12:01,983 --> 01:12:02,816 - Calm down, okay? 1958 01:12:02,816 --> 01:12:03,649 You can't shoot in black and white. 1959 01:12:03,649 --> 01:12:05,488 Gonna have my Black girl lookin' ashy. 1960 01:12:05,488 --> 01:12:07,167 And you're gonna miss out on all my colored people. 1961 01:12:07,167 --> 01:12:08,350 My yellow man, my red man, 1962 01:12:08,350 --> 01:12:10,939 my light skinned browns, my dark skinned browns. 1963 01:12:10,939 --> 01:12:12,077 Get the fuck outta here. 1964 01:12:12,077 --> 01:12:13,997 - Did Lenny Reinfenstall have to put up with this? 1965 01:12:13,997 --> 01:12:15,830 I am the God of Light! 1966 01:12:16,767 --> 01:12:19,171 I can't work like this. I quit. 1967 01:12:19,171 --> 01:12:20,721 - Don't quit. Hey, don't quit. 1968 01:12:20,721 --> 01:12:22,202 - All right. 1969 01:12:22,202 --> 01:12:23,640 - You're fired. Get the fuck out. 1970 01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:24,950 Know who you talkin' to. 1971 01:12:24,950 --> 01:12:26,339 - Are you shittin' me? You just fired me? 1972 01:12:26,339 --> 01:12:27,172 - You're not even German? 1973 01:12:27,172 --> 01:12:30,035 Oh shit, can I get a PA to take this guy off my set? 1974 01:12:30,035 --> 01:12:30,868 Can someb- 1975 01:12:30,868 --> 01:12:32,090 Hey, soft sticks. 1976 01:12:32,090 --> 01:12:33,791 - Yeah? - You ever done snapshot? 1977 01:12:33,791 --> 01:12:34,724 - Yeah. 1978 01:12:34,724 --> 01:12:35,896 - Can you do it with an accent? 1979 01:12:35,896 --> 01:12:37,531 - Yeah, yeah, it's good? 1980 01:12:37,531 --> 01:12:38,414 - You're on camera two. 1981 01:12:38,414 --> 01:12:39,414 - Fuck yeah. 1982 01:12:40,861 --> 01:12:42,055 - [Mariuz] Harrison! 1983 01:12:42,055 --> 01:12:43,524 - What? 1984 01:12:43,524 --> 01:12:44,524 - Fuck you. 1985 01:12:51,378 --> 01:12:54,857 - [Nathaniel] We aren't shooting you yet. 1986 01:12:54,857 --> 01:12:56,274 - I am ready now. 1987 01:13:02,391 --> 01:13:03,933 - Okay, Fiona? 1988 01:13:03,933 --> 01:13:07,134 I'm gonna need my Nubian Queen here 1989 01:13:07,134 --> 01:13:08,730 in the submissive role. 1990 01:13:08,730 --> 01:13:12,480 I need you to touch his, uh, his upper thing. 1991 01:13:13,660 --> 01:13:15,312 Uh, bird chest he has. 1992 01:13:15,312 --> 01:13:17,062 Just imagine it's me. 1993 01:13:19,098 --> 01:13:21,498 (camera clicking) 1994 01:13:21,498 --> 01:13:22,536 (Jimmy clears throat) 1995 01:13:22,536 --> 01:13:23,862 - [Man 1] All right everyone, let's roll sound. 1996 01:13:23,862 --> 01:13:25,316 - [Man 2] Speed. 1997 01:13:25,316 --> 01:13:26,276 - [Man 3] Speed. 1998 01:13:26,276 --> 01:13:27,915 - Scene 436B. 1999 01:13:27,915 --> 01:13:31,630 Marker. (slate thuds) 2000 01:13:31,630 --> 01:13:34,130 (Fiona sighs) 2001 01:13:36,780 --> 01:13:38,107 - Do you want an Adderall? 2002 01:13:38,107 --> 01:13:39,607 - You're hopeless. 2003 01:13:41,506 --> 01:13:42,339 - Action. 2004 01:13:52,169 --> 01:13:53,002 Starr. 2005 01:13:56,962 --> 01:13:58,319 - Line. 2006 01:13:58,319 --> 01:13:59,152 - Fuck. 2007 01:13:59,152 --> 01:13:59,985 - [Woman] If they find- 2008 01:13:59,985 --> 01:14:00,868 - I got it. 2009 01:14:00,868 --> 01:14:01,701 Thanks. 2010 01:14:07,474 --> 01:14:10,474 If they find out about us, I'm dead, 2011 01:14:12,662 --> 01:14:14,245 and you'll be next. 2012 01:14:16,776 --> 01:14:18,901 I won't let that happen to you. 2013 01:14:18,901 --> 01:14:21,936 I won't let that happen to us, 2014 01:14:21,936 --> 01:14:25,118 or to our little xenomorph babies. 2015 01:14:25,118 --> 01:14:27,444 - I don't care about that. 2016 01:14:27,444 --> 01:14:30,277 You're the only man I ever wanted. 2017 01:14:32,996 --> 01:14:35,496 (Jimmy sighs) 2018 01:14:37,797 --> 01:14:39,616 - What about your husband Ronaldo? 2019 01:14:39,616 --> 01:14:40,610 - It's horrible. 2020 01:14:40,610 --> 01:14:41,693 - Just do it. 2021 01:14:42,788 --> 01:14:44,134 Call me a cracker. 2022 01:14:44,134 --> 01:14:45,633 - Where's the other white guy? 2023 01:14:45,633 --> 01:14:48,512 I need another white guy. 2024 01:14:48,512 --> 01:14:51,595 - Come over here and make love to me. 2025 01:14:56,498 --> 01:14:59,331 (camera clicking) 2026 01:15:01,133 --> 01:15:04,633 (Jimmy and Fiona moaning) 2027 01:15:05,561 --> 01:15:06,394 - Fix it. 2028 01:15:06,394 --> 01:15:07,416 Fix it. 2029 01:15:07,416 --> 01:15:09,813 (Harrison scoffs) Oh god, for Christ's sake. 2030 01:15:09,813 --> 01:15:11,980 This isn't in the script. 2031 01:15:16,525 --> 01:15:19,025 - I know I made some mistakes. 2032 01:15:19,891 --> 01:15:22,345 Nobody else is perfect. 2033 01:15:22,345 --> 01:15:24,178 You're a mirror of me. 2034 01:15:25,175 --> 01:15:26,758 That's love, right? 2035 01:15:29,298 --> 01:15:32,703 - It's like you have no idea who I am. 2036 01:15:32,703 --> 01:15:34,169 That's not love. - Oh co... 2037 01:15:34,169 --> 01:15:38,524 - You never cared about who I was, just what I was. 2038 01:15:38,524 --> 01:15:41,320 - Look, will you get rid of this idiot? 2039 01:15:41,320 --> 01:15:44,368 Come on, give a second chance. - I'm sorry. 2040 01:15:44,368 --> 01:15:46,368 - I swear, I can change. 2041 01:15:47,441 --> 01:15:49,934 I am the biggest asshole. I am. 2042 01:15:49,934 --> 01:15:51,017 You're right. 2043 01:15:53,696 --> 01:15:55,932 But Fiona, with your help, I can change- 2044 01:15:55,932 --> 01:15:57,322 - What the fuck, Starr? 2045 01:15:57,322 --> 01:15:58,891 - Harrison, sorry, man. 2046 01:15:58,891 --> 01:16:00,446 Look, I think I need some time. 2047 01:16:00,446 --> 01:16:03,074 - More time? Yeah, you need more time. 2048 01:16:03,074 --> 01:16:04,590 You do. 2049 01:16:04,590 --> 01:16:06,507 You need a lot of time. 2050 01:16:07,902 --> 01:16:09,242 - [Fiona] Get your shit together, James. 2051 01:16:09,242 --> 01:16:10,440 - [Harrison] I need five. 2052 01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:12,366 Take five, guys. (bell rings) 2053 01:16:12,366 --> 01:16:13,941 - [Man] Everybody take five. 2054 01:16:13,941 --> 01:16:14,774 - [Nathaniel] Fi. 2055 01:16:14,774 --> 01:16:15,752 - Fiona. 2056 01:16:15,752 --> 01:16:17,649 ♪ Mother ♪ 2057 01:16:17,649 --> 01:16:19,628 ♪ Mother ♪ 2058 01:16:19,628 --> 01:16:24,628 ♪ Was a tailor, yeah ♪ 2059 01:16:25,433 --> 01:16:29,516 ♪ She loved these old blue jeans ♪ 2060 01:16:36,420 --> 01:16:39,003 ♪ But me, I am ♪ 2061 01:16:40,721 --> 01:16:44,888 - [Child] Chapter Six: All That Glitters Is Gold. 2062 01:16:51,581 --> 01:16:54,321 - We should be able to clean this up pretty soon, but... 2063 01:16:54,321 --> 01:16:55,983 - I would fire him. 2064 01:16:55,983 --> 01:16:57,544 The guy's a midget. - Sir Pounder. 2065 01:16:57,544 --> 01:16:59,055 - Yeah, he lied on his headshot, 2066 01:16:59,055 --> 01:17:01,139 so kinda got stuck with him. 2067 01:17:01,139 --> 01:17:02,661 - Oh, right. 2068 01:17:02,661 --> 01:17:04,983 (kiss smacks) 2069 01:17:04,983 --> 01:17:06,073 Where is everybody? 2070 01:17:06,073 --> 01:17:08,573 - You don't see Black people? 2071 01:17:10,062 --> 01:17:12,450 They all look the same to you? 2072 01:17:12,450 --> 01:17:16,224 No, I'm just saying, it's an entirely different crew. 2073 01:17:16,224 --> 01:17:17,822 - It's a better crew. 2074 01:17:17,822 --> 01:17:18,951 I mean, I think they'd like to hear your opinion 2075 01:17:18,951 --> 01:17:21,984 on the empowerment of Black women in Hollywood. 2076 01:17:21,984 --> 01:17:23,804 - Well why is he here then? 2077 01:17:23,804 --> 01:17:24,863 - Oh that's my nigga, Larry. 2078 01:17:24,863 --> 01:17:26,008 What's up, Larry? 2079 01:17:26,008 --> 01:17:27,008 - Hey, boss. 2080 01:17:29,870 --> 01:17:30,817 - Well, who's this? 2081 01:17:30,817 --> 01:17:32,022 - You know what? You don't need to worry. 2082 01:17:32,022 --> 01:17:34,161 We're gonna get you ready for the biggest scene coming up. 2083 01:17:34,161 --> 01:17:35,558 Gina, can you take care of him, please? 2084 01:17:35,558 --> 01:17:38,237 - Mm-hm, come on you progressive white man. 2085 01:17:38,237 --> 01:17:41,032 Let's get you in makeup. (lightsaber whooshing) 2086 01:17:41,032 --> 01:17:42,028 - Wait, wait, wait, no. 2087 01:17:42,028 --> 01:17:43,085 Whoa. - That's why I like you, 2088 01:17:43,085 --> 01:17:45,031 'cause you just scared the shit out of him. 2089 01:17:45,031 --> 01:17:46,313 That was fantastic. 2090 01:17:46,313 --> 01:17:48,198 I see why we got you. 2091 01:17:48,198 --> 01:17:50,035 - Girl, did you hear they hired some guy 2092 01:17:50,035 --> 01:17:52,268 to replace Jimmy's ass if he fucks up again? 2093 01:17:52,268 --> 01:17:56,173 (makeup artist laughs) 2094 01:17:56,173 --> 01:17:58,255 - It's crazy, this little alien baby. 2095 01:17:58,255 --> 01:17:59,513 Actually feel it move. 2096 01:17:59,513 --> 01:18:01,267 - [Makeup Artist] Oh, sure. 2097 01:18:01,267 --> 01:18:03,343 - That's the beauty of Harrison Pounder. 2098 01:18:03,343 --> 01:18:06,375 He is crazy, but he brings his world to life. 2099 01:18:06,375 --> 01:18:10,181 - Hey well, maybe the baby will make it this time. 2100 01:18:10,181 --> 01:18:11,014 - Mm-mm. 2101 01:18:11,014 --> 01:18:12,315 Don't you, I am not the one. 2102 01:18:12,315 --> 01:18:15,754 Don't you dare, not right now. Seriously. 2103 01:18:15,754 --> 01:18:18,504 I didn't sign up for Jimmy Starr. 2104 01:18:20,573 --> 01:18:23,656 I fell in love with James Rupertson. 2105 01:18:26,397 --> 01:18:28,397 And when we lost this... 2106 01:18:32,038 --> 01:18:35,934 You're not the only one who has suffered. 2107 01:18:35,934 --> 01:18:38,699 You're just a pussy, man. 2108 01:18:38,699 --> 01:18:39,841 - Yeah well maybe I am. 2109 01:18:39,841 --> 01:18:42,730 - Okay, I need to make one thing very clear to you. 2110 01:18:42,730 --> 01:18:44,906 - Um, maybe I should- - No, Linda, it's cool. 2111 01:18:44,906 --> 01:18:45,739 - Okay. 2112 01:18:49,713 --> 01:18:52,010 - I still love you. 2113 01:18:52,010 --> 01:18:54,174 Doesn't mean we can be together, 2114 01:18:54,174 --> 01:18:58,390 but if you could just be real about, like, anything, 2115 01:18:58,390 --> 01:19:02,455 even this film role- - I want this, Fiona. 2116 01:19:02,455 --> 01:19:04,622 I wanna be near you again. 2117 01:19:06,941 --> 01:19:08,441 I mean, here I am. 2118 01:19:10,560 --> 01:19:12,893 - I just want my James back. 2119 01:19:19,251 --> 01:19:20,418 I'll be back. 2120 01:19:30,996 --> 01:19:35,849 - Do you know what that translates to in sista talk? 2121 01:19:35,849 --> 01:19:37,091 She wants you to get out there 2122 01:19:37,091 --> 01:19:39,295 and kick some motherfuckin' ass. 2123 01:19:39,295 --> 01:19:43,002 Do something great, something that lasts. 2124 01:19:43,002 --> 01:19:46,252 Look, Jimmy, it ain't over, man, okay? 2125 01:19:47,243 --> 01:19:49,410 She wants you to be a man. 2126 01:19:50,379 --> 01:19:51,212 Damn. 2127 01:19:53,721 --> 01:19:54,554 Hey. 2128 01:19:56,027 --> 01:19:58,110 I'm sorry about your kid. 2129 01:20:00,108 --> 01:20:02,691 (Jimmy scoffs) 2130 01:20:05,161 --> 01:20:09,494 (people chattering in the distance) 2131 01:20:15,524 --> 01:20:18,107 - What are you thinkin', James? 2132 01:20:20,603 --> 01:20:23,353 (pills rattling) 2133 01:20:36,510 --> 01:20:37,925 - Wait. 2134 01:20:37,925 --> 01:20:38,974 Wait. 2135 01:20:38,974 --> 01:20:42,472 Wait, wait, I, I can't, I can't get free. 2136 01:20:42,472 --> 01:20:43,578 Wha... 2137 01:20:43,578 --> 01:20:46,193 - You've obviously never been Black before. 2138 01:20:46,193 --> 01:20:47,693 Shut your ass up. 2139 01:20:48,847 --> 01:20:51,270 - Harrison. What's going on man? 2140 01:20:51,270 --> 01:20:54,187 - [Gina] Walking Wallace Winterly. 2141 01:20:55,447 --> 01:20:56,952 - Hey. 2142 01:20:56,952 --> 01:20:58,263 Wally. 2143 01:20:58,263 --> 01:20:59,096 Hey, man. 2144 01:21:00,102 --> 01:21:03,202 Oh man, I'm so happy I was able to get you this role. 2145 01:21:03,202 --> 01:21:04,619 - No, you're not. 2146 01:21:06,312 --> 01:21:07,652 - Let's party, guys. You guys ready? 2147 01:21:07,652 --> 01:21:08,485 - Wait, wait. 2148 01:21:08,485 --> 01:21:09,318 No. 2149 01:21:09,318 --> 01:21:10,401 - Hey Wally. 2150 01:21:11,662 --> 01:21:13,823 Let me tell you a little story about a Honey Badger. 2151 01:21:13,823 --> 01:21:17,676 Only animal in the animal kingdom without fear. 2152 01:21:17,676 --> 01:21:21,320 I saw a Honey Badger battle a King Cobra. 2153 01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:25,740 King Cobra bit the face off the damn Honey Badger. 2154 01:21:25,740 --> 01:21:27,562 But did he die? 2155 01:21:27,562 --> 01:21:28,574 No. 2156 01:21:28,574 --> 01:21:29,611 You're right. 2157 01:21:29,611 --> 01:21:30,611 It woke up. 2158 01:21:32,206 --> 01:21:34,877 Fucked that King Cobra up. 2159 01:21:34,877 --> 01:21:38,399 Honey Badger don't play. - Honey Badger don't play. 2160 01:21:38,399 --> 01:21:39,540 - Honey Badger don't play. 2161 01:21:39,540 --> 01:21:40,983 Say it. "Honey Badger don't play." 2162 01:21:40,983 --> 01:21:42,397 - Honey Badger don't play. - Honey Badger don't play. 2163 01:21:42,397 --> 01:21:43,843 - Honey Badger don't play. - Honey Badger don't play. 2164 01:21:43,843 --> 01:21:45,456 - Honey Badger don't play. - Fuck that King Cobra up. 2165 01:21:45,456 --> 01:21:46,923 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Wait! 2166 01:21:46,923 --> 01:21:47,756 - Roll sound. (bell ringing) 2167 01:21:47,756 --> 01:21:49,355 - Wait. Wait, wait, wait! 2168 01:21:49,355 --> 01:21:50,431 - [Woman] Roll camera. 2169 01:21:50,431 --> 01:21:51,598 - Whoa, whoa, wait, wait. 2170 01:21:51,598 --> 01:21:53,637 Harrison! - Light his ass up, Wally. 2171 01:21:53,637 --> 01:21:54,470 Action. 2172 01:21:55,627 --> 01:21:56,874 - Come on, Jimmy. 2173 01:21:56,874 --> 01:21:57,887 Don't be such a loser. 2174 01:21:57,887 --> 01:21:58,797 (slap smacks) (Jimmy grunts) 2175 01:21:58,797 --> 01:22:00,607 - [Harrison] Sell it, Wally. 2176 01:22:00,607 --> 01:22:02,299 - Wow, you really hit like a bitch. 2177 01:22:02,299 --> 01:22:03,132 Come on, Wally. (slap smacks) 2178 01:22:03,132 --> 01:22:05,799 (Jimmy grunts) 2179 01:22:07,853 --> 01:22:10,078 You hit like a little bitch. 2180 01:22:10,078 --> 01:22:11,224 You're just like a little bitch. 2181 01:22:11,224 --> 01:22:13,038 (smack thuds) (Jimmy grunts) 2182 01:22:13,038 --> 01:22:14,206 (Jimmy coughing) 2183 01:22:14,206 --> 01:22:16,873 - It never rains in hell, bitch. 2184 01:22:18,224 --> 01:22:20,546 - [Jimmy] Line! What's my line? 2185 01:22:20,546 --> 01:22:23,376 - "I vanquished her virginity." 2186 01:22:23,376 --> 01:22:26,130 - I vanquished her virginity 2187 01:22:26,130 --> 01:22:28,700 and I shot my seed into her womb 2188 01:22:28,700 --> 01:22:30,005 as you slumbered on the- 2189 01:22:30,005 --> 01:22:32,362 (smack thuds) (Jimmy grunts) 2190 01:22:32,362 --> 01:22:35,565 (hits thudding) (Wallace grunts) 2191 01:22:35,565 --> 01:22:38,398 (Jimmy coughing) 2192 01:22:41,101 --> 01:22:42,544 Come on, Wally. 2193 01:22:42,544 --> 01:22:45,219 Is that all you've got? You fuckin' pussy. 2194 01:22:45,219 --> 01:22:47,579 - Shut up, Jimmy Starr! 2195 01:22:47,579 --> 01:22:50,267 - He's gonna need a lot of cover up. 2196 01:22:50,267 --> 01:22:52,649 - Come on, Wally, you fuckin' bitch. 2197 01:22:52,649 --> 01:22:57,061 (Wallace grunts) (smack thudding) 2198 01:22:57,061 --> 01:22:58,095 - [Harrison] What are you doing? 2199 01:22:58,095 --> 01:23:00,262 It's fine, they're acting. 2200 01:23:02,490 --> 01:23:05,090 - You're a fuckin' pussy. 2201 01:23:05,090 --> 01:23:06,024 (electrical buzzing) 2202 01:23:06,024 --> 01:23:06,999 Fuckin' pussy. 2203 01:23:06,999 --> 01:23:11,265 (electrical buzzing) (Jimmy grunting) 2204 01:23:11,265 --> 01:23:13,932 (Jimmy panting) 2205 01:23:17,991 --> 01:23:19,007 What? 2206 01:23:19,007 --> 01:23:20,817 Why are you stopping? 2207 01:23:20,817 --> 01:23:21,912 - Why the fuck did I stop? 2208 01:23:21,912 --> 01:23:26,912 (electrical buzzing) (Wallace grunting) 2209 01:23:30,718 --> 01:23:33,429 (distorted buzzing) 2210 01:23:33,429 --> 01:23:35,249 (Jimmy grunts) 2211 01:23:35,249 --> 01:23:37,999 (heart thumping) 2212 01:23:42,499 --> 01:23:43,703 - [Harrison] Cut. 2213 01:23:43,703 --> 01:23:45,399 Wally, brilliant. 2214 01:23:45,399 --> 01:23:48,873 Jimmy, get the fuck off my set. 2215 01:23:48,873 --> 01:23:50,057 - Oh. 2216 01:23:50,057 --> 01:23:52,050 Did he just shit his pants? 2217 01:23:52,050 --> 01:23:54,217 - He just shit his pants. 2218 01:23:55,060 --> 01:23:56,635 - I gotta clean those. 2219 01:23:56,635 --> 01:23:59,888 - [Woman] All right, let's get Mr. Coppola back in makeup! 2220 01:23:59,888 --> 01:24:01,125 - It's a shame. 2221 01:24:01,125 --> 01:24:02,769 Jimmy Starr just looked pretty. 2222 01:24:02,769 --> 01:24:03,602 - Yeah. 2223 01:24:08,511 --> 01:24:10,928 - You ain't gonna need these. 2224 01:24:12,498 --> 01:24:16,581 (people chattering indistinctly) 2225 01:24:17,691 --> 01:24:19,858 - I think he shit himself. 2226 01:24:21,588 --> 01:24:24,376 He shit himself. (laughing) 2227 01:24:24,376 --> 01:24:27,543 Clean up. (laughing) 2228 01:24:31,413 --> 01:24:32,600 - I'm finished. 2229 01:24:32,600 --> 01:24:34,161 - Yeah, I believe you're wrapped for the day. 2230 01:24:34,161 --> 01:24:35,078 - Yeah, no. 2231 01:24:36,675 --> 01:24:38,285 I'm fuckin' finished. 2232 01:24:38,285 --> 01:24:39,905 - Hey. 2233 01:24:39,905 --> 01:24:40,738 - Nathan. 2234 01:24:43,587 --> 01:24:44,420 Wow. 2235 01:24:47,180 --> 01:24:48,013 I'm done. 2236 01:24:49,018 --> 01:24:50,583 I quit. 2237 01:24:50,583 --> 01:24:51,926 - Baby. 2238 01:24:51,926 --> 01:24:53,460 Come back here. 2239 01:24:53,460 --> 01:24:54,371 Get back. 2240 01:24:54,371 --> 01:24:57,690 That is not your baby. That is a prop. 2241 01:24:57,690 --> 01:25:00,654 That is our alien baby, owned by the studio. 2242 01:25:00,654 --> 01:25:05,433 - Oh, I'm keepin' the fuckin' baby, you hipster bitch. 2243 01:25:05,433 --> 01:25:06,266 Fuck you. 2244 01:25:13,628 --> 01:25:15,545 - You're fired, Jimmy. 2245 01:25:18,948 --> 01:25:22,230 - This isn't what's supposed to happen. 2246 01:25:22,230 --> 01:25:23,517 (figurine shatters) Oh, Jesus! 2247 01:25:23,517 --> 01:25:24,921 What the fuck? - You washed up- 2248 01:25:24,921 --> 01:25:26,504 - No, no, no, stop! 2249 01:25:27,467 --> 01:25:28,963 - Fucktard! 2250 01:25:28,963 --> 01:25:31,807 Why don't you guzzle some jizz on camera, dickwad? 2251 01:25:31,807 --> 01:25:32,773 - That's enough! 2252 01:25:32,773 --> 01:25:35,330 - [Landlord] Wing your own Razzie, asshole! 2253 01:25:35,330 --> 01:25:36,163 - Oh my, go... 2254 01:25:36,163 --> 01:25:37,297 Oh, gee. 2255 01:25:37,297 --> 01:25:38,130 Okay. 2256 01:25:38,130 --> 01:25:39,419 - You're officially evicted! 2257 01:25:39,419 --> 01:25:40,350 - You're fucking crazy. 2258 01:25:40,350 --> 01:25:42,540 - Get the fuck off my property! 2259 01:25:42,540 --> 01:25:43,548 - I'll sleep with you for the rent. 2260 01:25:43,548 --> 01:25:45,709 - You're a fucking asshole! 2261 01:25:45,709 --> 01:25:46,542 - Okay. 2262 01:25:46,542 --> 01:25:47,828 Wait, wait, wait, not my Adderall. 2263 01:25:47,828 --> 01:25:48,745 No, no, no! 2264 01:25:49,831 --> 01:25:52,306 (distorted yelling) 2265 01:25:52,306 --> 01:25:54,135 You fucking crazy bitch! 2266 01:25:54,135 --> 01:25:55,503 My Adderall. 2267 01:25:55,503 --> 01:25:56,649 My Adder... 2268 01:25:56,649 --> 01:25:57,482 No. 2269 01:26:02,106 --> 01:26:03,949 Ah! You fucker! 2270 01:26:03,949 --> 01:26:08,012 - Starr, you really screwed the pooch, kid. 2271 01:26:08,012 --> 01:26:12,000 Harrison said there was shit and blood everywhere. 2272 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,060 - Excuse me. 2273 01:26:13,060 --> 01:26:14,307 Excuse me. 2274 01:26:14,307 --> 01:26:16,114 Do either one of you know where my career went? 2275 01:26:16,114 --> 01:26:17,979 - Hey, Jimmy. 2276 01:26:17,979 --> 01:26:20,638 Guess what? I'm late. 2277 01:26:20,638 --> 01:26:22,453 - I'm coming down off a bad Addie binge right now 2278 01:26:22,453 --> 01:26:23,768 and I am not happy with you, Superman. 2279 01:26:23,768 --> 01:26:24,685 - Hey man, keep your voice down, man. 2280 01:26:24,685 --> 01:26:25,824 The rats, they'll hear you. 2281 01:26:25,824 --> 01:26:28,964 (Jimmy mumbling) 2282 01:26:28,964 --> 01:26:31,976 - I've taken shits bigger than you. 2283 01:26:31,976 --> 01:26:33,686 You're a fucking liability. 2284 01:26:33,686 --> 01:26:34,534 Forget this acting. 2285 01:26:34,534 --> 01:26:37,361 You're dead in this town. You are so fucking dead. 2286 01:26:37,361 --> 01:26:39,807 I would just kill myself if I were you. 2287 01:26:39,807 --> 01:26:40,640 Go ahead. 2288 01:26:40,640 --> 01:26:41,473 - I miss Wally. 2289 01:26:41,473 --> 01:26:42,930 - By the way, I was disgusted by the way 2290 01:26:42,930 --> 01:26:45,790 you behaved the other night in front of Mel Gibson. 2291 01:26:45,790 --> 01:26:48,083 You should be ashamed of yourself. 2292 01:26:48,083 --> 01:26:50,651 - Fiona. - Me, too, man. 2293 01:26:50,651 --> 01:26:51,615 - I miss her. 2294 01:26:51,615 --> 01:26:54,366 - I didn't really think that I could have kids anymore. 2295 01:26:54,366 --> 01:26:55,925 - I gotta go! 2296 01:26:55,925 --> 01:26:57,735 I have to go. 2297 01:26:57,735 --> 01:27:01,318 Fuck you, Superman, and fuck you, Rat Boy. 2298 01:27:04,786 --> 01:27:08,320 - I'll buzz you back when I've picked out the ring. 2299 01:27:08,320 --> 01:27:10,449 - [Officer] 10-4, 22. 2300 01:27:10,449 --> 01:27:14,203 Yeah, guy's got his dick stuck in a bottle. 2301 01:27:14,203 --> 01:27:16,346 Hey, shit dick. 2302 01:27:16,346 --> 01:27:18,357 What do you think you're doin'? 2303 01:27:18,357 --> 01:27:19,190 Really? 2304 01:27:20,328 --> 01:27:24,680 (taser buzzing) (Jimmy grumbling) 2305 01:27:24,680 --> 01:27:25,843 (cameras clicking) 2306 01:27:25,843 --> 01:27:29,760 - [Child] Chapter Seven: Nice Guys Finish Last. 2307 01:27:31,636 --> 01:27:33,654 ♪ To keep yourself true ♪ 2308 01:27:33,654 --> 01:27:36,063 ♪ To insist on, they do ♪ 2309 01:27:36,063 --> 01:27:38,454 ♪ Fair love of my life ♪ 2310 01:27:38,454 --> 01:27:42,909 ♪ I'll give it to you ♪ 2311 01:27:42,909 --> 01:27:45,659 ♪ I'm on my way ♪ 2312 01:27:46,520 --> 01:27:49,020 - [Grant] It's all right, bro. 2313 01:27:54,051 --> 01:27:55,928 - How's it goin', boys? 2314 01:27:55,928 --> 01:27:58,950 (woman sobbing in the distance) 2315 01:27:58,950 --> 01:28:03,292 Look, I know I ain't been around much and... 2316 01:28:03,292 --> 01:28:06,311 Will you shut the hell up in there? 2317 01:28:06,311 --> 01:28:08,977 Goddamn woman. (door slams) 2318 01:28:08,977 --> 01:28:11,810 I know I ain't been around much... 2319 01:28:14,026 --> 01:28:16,609 Why are you playin' with dolls? 2320 01:28:21,384 --> 01:28:24,134 (hits thudding) 2321 01:28:26,308 --> 01:28:27,979 - Look, I know your hoe of a mother 2322 01:28:27,979 --> 01:28:30,027 ain't taught you the good book, 2323 01:28:30,027 --> 01:28:33,027 but it's about time you two learned. 2324 01:28:36,205 --> 01:28:38,522 Merry Christmas, boys. 2325 01:28:38,522 --> 01:28:41,689 Your own personal copies of the Bible. 2326 01:28:43,406 --> 01:28:45,064 There you go. 2327 01:28:45,064 --> 01:28:47,715 Now you can skip all that bullshit in the beginning 2328 01:28:47,715 --> 01:28:51,333 with the seas partin' and little cocksuckers 2329 01:28:51,333 --> 01:28:55,271 beatin' up giants and what about that boat? 2330 01:28:55,271 --> 01:28:59,565 How the fuck do you get all those animals on one boat? 2331 01:28:59,565 --> 01:29:01,202 Bullshit! 2332 01:29:01,202 --> 01:29:04,535 Anyway, you cut right to the Jesus stuff 2333 01:29:06,072 --> 01:29:11,072 because that is what's gonna save your two sorry ass souls. 2334 01:29:11,400 --> 01:29:15,670 And remember one more thing, very important, 2335 01:29:15,670 --> 01:29:18,920 and it runs throughout the entire book. 2336 01:29:20,427 --> 01:29:21,677 Women are evil. 2337 01:29:23,073 --> 01:29:24,686 (woman sobbing in the distance) 2338 01:29:24,686 --> 01:29:26,519 Well I gotta go, boys. 2339 01:29:30,655 --> 01:29:31,488 (Father grunts) 2340 01:29:31,488 --> 01:29:32,321 Yep. 2341 01:29:35,187 --> 01:29:39,187 Well, good luck with puberty and all that shit. 2342 01:29:40,775 --> 01:29:43,108 Oh yeah, and one more thing. 2343 01:29:44,156 --> 01:29:47,818 Don't you turn out to be no fags, either. 2344 01:29:47,818 --> 01:29:50,401 It tells you that in that book. 2345 01:29:56,161 --> 01:29:56,994 - Grant? 2346 01:30:01,448 --> 01:30:02,448 Grant? - Hm? 2347 01:30:03,932 --> 01:30:04,849 I'm awake. 2348 01:30:09,491 --> 01:30:10,324 What? 2349 01:30:11,181 --> 01:30:12,931 - You can't leave me. 2350 01:30:13,871 --> 01:30:14,704 - What? 2351 01:30:17,814 --> 01:30:19,314 - I need you, man. 2352 01:30:20,917 --> 01:30:25,827 You can't go back to those terrorists you call family. 2353 01:30:25,827 --> 01:30:28,630 (Grant laughs) 2354 01:30:28,630 --> 01:30:32,498 - You never needed anybody but yourself, bro. 2355 01:30:32,498 --> 01:30:34,248 It's just you and me. 2356 01:30:36,414 --> 01:30:37,247 - Yeah. 2357 01:30:38,113 --> 01:30:40,625 - And Harry and Larry, but... 2358 01:30:40,625 --> 01:30:42,765 - It's a little weird, bro. I'm not gonna lie. 2359 01:30:42,765 --> 01:30:45,072 (Grant laughing) 2360 01:30:45,072 --> 01:30:48,239 (acoustic rock music) 2361 01:30:49,332 --> 01:30:50,881 - Meredith. 2362 01:30:50,881 --> 01:30:51,839 Meredith. 2363 01:30:51,839 --> 01:30:52,980 - I am a girl on the inside. 2364 01:30:52,980 --> 01:30:53,813 - Katrina. 2365 01:30:54,868 --> 01:30:56,996 I will fuck you in my Russian pussy. 2366 01:30:56,996 --> 01:30:58,019 - Faggot. 2367 01:30:58,019 --> 01:31:00,270 (Grant hissing) 2368 01:31:00,270 --> 01:31:02,279 - I like to wear dresses. 2369 01:31:02,279 --> 01:31:04,291 (Grant hissing) 2370 01:31:04,291 --> 01:31:05,624 - Hey, it's Dad. 2371 01:31:06,781 --> 01:31:10,031 I know I don't look like dad right now. 2372 01:31:14,681 --> 01:31:16,142 I know you probably won't understand it 2373 01:31:16,142 --> 01:31:18,533 until you get a good bit older, 2374 01:31:18,533 --> 01:31:21,200 but this is, this is how I've... 2375 01:31:23,693 --> 01:31:26,657 This is how I feel comfortable, guys. 2376 01:31:26,657 --> 01:31:28,617 Sierra, you know how you really love 2377 01:31:28,617 --> 01:31:31,950 that unicorn onesie that we got online? 2378 01:31:33,093 --> 01:31:34,330 You know how you feel when you wear that, 2379 01:31:34,330 --> 01:31:38,497 like, that's how I feel when I'm like this, so... 2380 01:31:44,143 --> 01:31:48,308 I know that it's really difficult to understand 2381 01:31:48,308 --> 01:31:53,058 that this is your Dad, but I am and I love you very much. 2382 01:31:54,915 --> 01:31:57,415 That's not gonna change, ever. 2383 01:31:58,280 --> 01:32:01,956 - [Child] Chapter Eight: Girls Just Want To Have Fun. 2384 01:32:01,956 --> 01:32:05,691 ♪ You know I'm a fool for your love ♪ 2385 01:32:05,691 --> 01:32:08,358 ♪ For your love ♪ 2386 01:32:09,718 --> 01:32:12,635 (machines beeping) 2387 01:32:16,274 --> 01:32:17,963 - This is really happening, man. 2388 01:32:17,963 --> 01:32:19,880 I'm really scared, bro. 2389 01:32:21,945 --> 01:32:24,875 - Don't be, Grant. You're gonna be fine. 2390 01:32:24,875 --> 01:32:26,125 You'll be fine. 2391 01:32:27,069 --> 01:32:29,486 This is what you want, right? 2392 01:32:30,991 --> 01:32:32,946 - It's like in my mind, I thought all this time 2393 01:32:32,946 --> 01:32:35,724 that my body had it wrong, you know? 2394 01:32:35,724 --> 01:32:37,046 - Oh man. 2395 01:32:37,046 --> 01:32:39,763 What are they gonna do with it when they cut it off? 2396 01:32:39,763 --> 01:32:43,784 Whoa, Grant, what if you change your mind? 2397 01:32:43,784 --> 01:32:46,367 - I'm not gonna change my mind. 2398 01:32:47,993 --> 01:32:50,493 (Jimmy sighs) 2399 01:32:51,766 --> 01:32:53,099 Look, it's okay. 2400 01:32:54,222 --> 01:32:57,178 They actually, they donate your dick 2401 01:32:57,178 --> 01:32:59,304 to someone that has dick cancer. 2402 01:32:59,304 --> 01:33:00,137 - What? 2403 01:33:00,137 --> 01:33:01,469 - Like they take my penis and they use it 2404 01:33:01,469 --> 01:33:05,469 to make casings for sausage for homeless people. 2405 01:33:06,808 --> 01:33:07,641 - You're making all these jokes. 2406 01:33:07,641 --> 01:33:10,349 It's not funny, man. I'm freaking out more than you are. 2407 01:33:10,349 --> 01:33:12,549 - Somebody told me that they actually 2408 01:33:12,549 --> 01:33:16,238 donate your dick to middle schools for sex education, 2409 01:33:16,238 --> 01:33:18,086 because they don't want to have a real dick in there. 2410 01:33:18,086 --> 01:33:19,181 - I'm glad you can make jokes right now 2411 01:33:19,181 --> 01:33:20,807 because this isn't funny to me. 2412 01:33:20,807 --> 01:33:22,696 - Dude, look, they get a box 2413 01:33:22,696 --> 01:33:24,611 and they cut a whole in that box 2414 01:33:24,611 --> 01:33:26,053 and then they put my dick in the box. 2415 01:33:26,053 --> 01:33:27,229 Mm. 2416 01:33:27,229 --> 01:33:28,106 Ooh. 2417 01:33:28,106 --> 01:33:29,773 I'm feeling it now. 2418 01:33:31,906 --> 01:33:33,823 Bro, I am, I'm nervous. 2419 01:33:35,653 --> 01:33:37,743 - Am I supposed to call you sis? What? 2420 01:33:37,743 --> 01:33:39,675 - If you want get your ass whipped. 2421 01:33:39,675 --> 01:33:40,508 I mean... 2422 01:33:40,508 --> 01:33:41,936 (Grant laughs) 2423 01:33:41,936 --> 01:33:45,103 My head is so hot, but my ass is cold. 2424 01:33:46,424 --> 01:33:49,242 They shaved the whole area. Look. 2425 01:33:49,242 --> 01:33:51,205 They shaved like the whole area. 2426 01:33:51,205 --> 01:33:52,705 Completely shaven. 2427 01:33:54,356 --> 01:33:56,047 What's wrong with me? 2428 01:33:56,047 --> 01:33:57,095 (Grant sighs) 2429 01:33:57,095 --> 01:33:58,821 - Hey. - I'm just scared. 2430 01:33:58,821 --> 01:34:00,333 What? 2431 01:34:00,333 --> 01:34:02,333 - Before you pass out... 2432 01:34:04,875 --> 01:34:05,892 - [Grant] Yeah? 2433 01:34:05,892 --> 01:34:06,725 - Um... 2434 01:34:10,224 --> 01:34:11,907 I've never told you this, but, um... 2435 01:34:11,907 --> 01:34:13,240 - Make it quick. 2436 01:34:16,236 --> 01:34:20,624 - I wanted to be just like you when I grew up. 2437 01:34:20,624 --> 01:34:22,457 Fuck, I still do, man. 2438 01:34:24,056 --> 01:34:25,056 - Thank you. 2439 01:34:27,867 --> 01:34:31,534 I don't give a fuck what dad said about you. 2440 01:34:33,160 --> 01:34:36,396 You are a strong, awesome, motherfu... 2441 01:34:36,396 --> 01:34:39,059 (Grant snoring) 2442 01:34:39,059 --> 01:34:39,892 - Grant? 2443 01:34:43,475 --> 01:34:46,896 - Holy shit, these fuckin' drugs are so good. 2444 01:34:46,896 --> 01:34:49,123 They said it would be fast, but I... 2445 01:34:49,123 --> 01:34:51,790 (Grant snoring) 2446 01:35:01,532 --> 01:35:03,699 - I love you so much, man. 2447 01:35:07,334 --> 01:35:10,751 (upbeat soft rock music) 2448 01:35:11,911 --> 01:35:13,443 - Hurry up. 2449 01:35:13,443 --> 01:35:14,693 No eye contact. 2450 01:35:16,892 --> 01:35:18,892 Do not enjoy yourselves. 2451 01:35:20,240 --> 01:35:22,654 Jimmy, if I remember correctly, you're pretty good at this. 2452 01:35:22,654 --> 01:35:24,276 (Jimmy mumbles) 2453 01:35:24,276 --> 01:35:25,213 - [Valerie] Hurry up! 2454 01:35:25,213 --> 01:35:26,311 - [Jimmy] I'm trying! 2455 01:35:26,311 --> 01:35:27,871 - [Valerie] You're sure the test came back clean? 2456 01:35:27,871 --> 01:35:29,675 - I'm sure, for the 10th time. 2457 01:35:29,675 --> 01:35:31,775 - [Jimmy] Of course, I'm fucking clean. 2458 01:35:31,775 --> 01:35:32,900 - [Valerie] Fuck me, cowboy. 2459 01:35:32,900 --> 01:35:33,733 - What? 2460 01:35:33,733 --> 01:35:35,024 (slap smacks) - Oh, fuck! 2461 01:35:35,024 --> 01:35:36,783 - I don't know what to say, I've never done this before. 2462 01:35:36,783 --> 01:35:38,200 - Oh! Okay, fine. 2463 01:35:40,657 --> 01:35:45,060 Fine, fuck her cowboy, and make sure it's a girl. 2464 01:35:45,060 --> 01:35:47,643 (Jimmy grunts) 2465 01:35:49,770 --> 01:35:52,687 (machines beeping) 2466 01:35:55,040 --> 01:35:57,028 - 10-4. (Jimmy gasps) 2467 01:35:57,028 --> 01:35:58,195 Oh, it's gone. 2468 01:35:59,646 --> 01:36:02,324 - Grant, look, I had them put your dick in a box 2469 01:36:02,324 --> 01:36:04,129 just in case you wanted it. 2470 01:36:04,129 --> 01:36:07,160 (Grant laughs) 2471 01:36:07,160 --> 01:36:08,228 - I'll put it right here. 2472 01:36:08,228 --> 01:36:09,497 - What's really in the box? 2473 01:36:09,497 --> 01:36:12,186 - It's just- - What's in the box? 2474 01:36:12,186 --> 01:36:14,603 What's in the box? - Some girl shit, yeah. 2475 01:36:14,603 --> 01:36:15,761 No big deal. 2476 01:36:15,761 --> 01:36:18,261 I'm just, I'm happy you're up. 2477 01:36:19,624 --> 01:36:21,841 - It's weird. I can still feel my dick, dude. 2478 01:36:21,841 --> 01:36:24,231 It's like when people get a limb amputated. 2479 01:36:24,231 --> 01:36:26,606 It's like phantom dick syndrome 2480 01:36:26,606 --> 01:36:28,926 and it's hard. - Okay. 2481 01:36:28,926 --> 01:36:30,494 Grant, are you okay? 2482 01:36:30,494 --> 01:36:31,486 You feeling okay? 2483 01:36:31,486 --> 01:36:32,319 - I don't know. 2484 01:36:32,319 --> 01:36:33,266 - You want me to call the nurse? 2485 01:36:33,266 --> 01:36:34,413 - I am a nurse. 2486 01:36:34,413 --> 01:36:35,687 I feel more like a woman. 2487 01:36:35,687 --> 01:36:37,670 - But you're still a gay Republican. 2488 01:36:37,670 --> 01:36:39,810 - I'm not gay, dude. 2489 01:36:39,810 --> 01:36:42,893 I'm a Republican chick who loves men. 2490 01:36:45,032 --> 01:36:46,014 You don't get it. 2491 01:36:46,014 --> 01:36:47,233 - Yeah, no, I do. 2492 01:36:47,233 --> 01:36:48,380 - No you don't. 2493 01:36:48,380 --> 01:36:49,882 I'm straight, man. 2494 01:36:49,882 --> 01:36:50,715 - I do. 2495 01:36:51,760 --> 01:36:53,921 Shit, dad would be rolling over in his grave right now. 2496 01:36:53,921 --> 01:36:57,236 - Like a demon soaked in holy water. 2497 01:36:57,236 --> 01:36:59,805 (Grant hisses) 2498 01:36:59,805 --> 01:37:00,638 Dad, man. 2499 01:37:02,601 --> 01:37:05,110 God, I had the most vivid dream when I was asleep 2500 01:37:05,110 --> 01:37:08,136 and I mean, I'm still a little high, 2501 01:37:08,136 --> 01:37:09,517 so it's like Revelations. 2502 01:37:09,517 --> 01:37:11,770 It was like creepy Bible shit, 2503 01:37:11,770 --> 01:37:15,922 but it made me think about the fact that... 2504 01:37:15,922 --> 01:37:18,033 (Grant sighs) 2505 01:37:18,033 --> 01:37:20,450 I have to tell you something. 2506 01:37:21,459 --> 01:37:24,959 You remember that hooker that killed dad? 2507 01:37:28,662 --> 01:37:30,745 That hooker was no woman. 2508 01:37:32,375 --> 01:37:34,630 - What? What are you talking about? 2509 01:37:34,630 --> 01:37:36,880 - Dad hated gays and women. 2510 01:37:38,449 --> 01:37:39,483 What do you think? 2511 01:37:39,483 --> 01:37:41,678 - 'Cause he was a dick. What do you... 2512 01:37:41,678 --> 01:37:43,515 - And he was miserable why? 2513 01:37:43,515 --> 01:37:45,650 Always unhappy. 2514 01:37:45,650 --> 01:37:47,380 He couldn't be who he wanted to be, dude. 2515 01:37:47,380 --> 01:37:49,537 He was gay as a high school theater teacher. 2516 01:37:49,537 --> 01:37:51,620 - Dad? - Yes, he was gay. 2517 01:37:52,934 --> 01:37:55,215 ♪ I like the way that you move ♪ 2518 01:37:55,215 --> 01:37:57,500 ♪ The way your hair is fallin' ♪ 2519 01:37:57,500 --> 01:37:59,766 ♪ Silky smooth ♪ 2520 01:37:59,766 --> 01:38:02,033 - So what's it all add up to? 2521 01:38:02,033 --> 01:38:03,951 Something about going with the flow? 2522 01:38:03,951 --> 01:38:05,618 Dominating the game? 2523 01:38:07,200 --> 01:38:08,283 Using people? 2524 01:38:09,294 --> 01:38:11,076 I don't know. 2525 01:38:11,076 --> 01:38:11,909 Whatever. 2526 01:38:13,105 --> 01:38:16,602 I guess it wasn't that important. 2527 01:38:16,602 --> 01:38:21,602 ♪ You know I'd take everywhere and if you will ♪ 2528 01:38:22,237 --> 01:38:24,820 - [Child] Chapter Nine: Infamy. 2529 01:38:25,904 --> 01:38:26,858 ♪ You make me frantic ♪ 2530 01:38:26,858 --> 01:38:29,311 ♪ To be suave and romantic ♪ 2531 01:38:29,311 --> 01:38:31,657 ♪ Come on, baby, now ♪ 2532 01:38:31,657 --> 01:38:33,544 ♪ My head is spinnin' ♪ 2533 01:38:33,544 --> 01:38:35,967 ♪ You got me on a string now ♪ 2534 01:38:35,967 --> 01:38:38,355 ♪ You mean everything now ♪ 2535 01:38:38,355 --> 01:38:40,724 ♪ Come on, baby, now ♪ 2536 01:38:40,724 --> 01:38:42,533 ♪ You're always with me ♪ 2537 01:38:42,533 --> 01:38:44,178 - [Priest] We're gathered on this day 2538 01:38:44,178 --> 01:38:48,678 to celebrate the life of James Rupertson, Jimmy Starr. 2539 01:38:49,656 --> 01:38:53,880 - That comeback didn't work out so well for him. 2540 01:38:53,880 --> 01:38:55,733 - He really went swimming with hammerheads 2541 01:38:55,733 --> 01:38:58,448 just to get that role in Sharknado 6. 2542 01:38:58,448 --> 01:39:01,714 - [Aaron] All he wanted was to be friends with hammerheads. 2543 01:39:01,714 --> 01:39:03,159 Hey, you want a bump? 2544 01:39:03,159 --> 01:39:05,933 (Rebecca sobbing) 2545 01:39:05,933 --> 01:39:07,794 - Can dead people get sunburned? 2546 01:39:07,794 --> 01:39:10,390 He looks like he needs some lotion. 2547 01:39:10,390 --> 01:39:14,006 (Rebecca sobbing) (Aaron sniffing) 2548 01:39:14,006 --> 01:39:16,922 - Couldn't give the motherfucker a shave? 2549 01:39:16,922 --> 01:39:18,556 Jimmy Starr. 2550 01:39:18,556 --> 01:39:20,440 Oh, what a great name. 2551 01:39:20,440 --> 01:39:21,931 He could've gone far. 2552 01:39:21,931 --> 01:39:25,376 - Yeah, Jimmy Starr was a special character 2553 01:39:25,376 --> 01:39:28,780 and he's also going to be my baby daddy. 2554 01:39:28,780 --> 01:39:31,073 I know, it's pretty big news. 2555 01:39:31,073 --> 01:39:34,042 It's kind of sweet because he was my first 2556 01:39:34,042 --> 01:39:37,136 and I was his last. (chuckles) 2557 01:39:37,136 --> 01:39:38,505 It's too bad his lower half is gone. 2558 01:39:38,505 --> 01:39:40,289 It was really the only part I liked about him. 2559 01:39:40,289 --> 01:39:44,115 - [Priest] And the name of he who sat on him was Death. 2560 01:39:44,115 --> 01:39:47,557 - This is a very cool car. Is this a Cadillac? 2561 01:39:47,557 --> 01:39:49,530 I wanna ride in this. 2562 01:39:49,530 --> 01:39:53,863 You know, it never rains in LA and it's raining today. 2563 01:39:53,863 --> 01:39:54,789 Sweet. 2564 01:39:54,789 --> 01:39:58,458 Sweet of the city to do that for Jimmy. 2565 01:39:58,458 --> 01:40:00,642 Isn't Marilyn Monroe buried around here somewhere? 2566 01:40:00,642 --> 01:40:02,569 - He could have been one of the greats, 2567 01:40:02,569 --> 01:40:06,152 but he was just, just too self-destructive. 2568 01:40:07,825 --> 01:40:10,825 He just went too far with his roles. 2569 01:40:11,976 --> 01:40:13,067 I think he might have been closeted. 2570 01:40:13,067 --> 01:40:16,234 I think he kind of was a closet homo. 2571 01:40:17,569 --> 01:40:18,402 - Amen. 2572 01:40:19,441 --> 01:40:22,191 (guests sobbing) 2573 01:40:24,740 --> 01:40:26,973 - I'm gonna miss him. 2574 01:40:26,973 --> 01:40:30,318 (guests sobbing) 2575 01:40:30,318 --> 01:40:32,651 - [Tanya] Get me outta here. 2576 01:40:49,947 --> 01:40:51,617 - The best thing you ever did for this world 2577 01:40:51,617 --> 01:40:55,034 was take yourself out of it, Jimmy Starr. 2578 01:40:58,068 --> 01:40:59,318 Love you, baby. 2579 01:41:17,403 --> 01:41:18,777 - Hey. 2580 01:41:18,777 --> 01:41:19,944 Are they gone? 2581 01:41:21,918 --> 01:41:25,228 (Jimmy exhales) 2582 01:41:25,228 --> 01:41:26,061 All right. 2583 01:41:27,055 --> 01:41:28,805 (Jimmy grunts) 2584 01:41:28,805 --> 01:41:29,638 All right. 2585 01:41:30,575 --> 01:41:32,046 - All right. - All right, thank you. 2586 01:41:32,046 --> 01:41:33,021 How much do I owe you? 2587 01:41:33,021 --> 01:41:34,986 - 20, 30 bucks. - Yeah? 2588 01:41:34,986 --> 01:41:36,367 Not a bad deal. - Yeah, I'll take that. 2589 01:41:36,367 --> 01:41:37,644 - All right. 2590 01:41:37,644 --> 01:41:40,068 You sure they're gonna let you return it? 2591 01:41:40,068 --> 01:41:41,106 - No, they'll never notice it was gone. 2592 01:41:41,106 --> 01:41:41,939 - Yeah? 2593 01:41:41,939 --> 01:41:43,502 - Yeah. 2594 01:41:43,502 --> 01:41:44,335 - Good shit. 2595 01:41:44,335 --> 01:41:46,026 All right, buddy. 2596 01:41:46,026 --> 01:41:48,189 ♪ Mother ♪ 2597 01:41:48,189 --> 01:41:50,207 ♪ Mother ♪ 2598 01:41:50,207 --> 01:41:52,636 ♪ Was a tailor ♪ 2599 01:41:52,636 --> 01:41:53,860 So there you go, folks. 2600 01:41:53,860 --> 01:41:55,876 Jimmy Starr is dead. 2601 01:41:55,876 --> 01:41:57,758 Maybe I'll come back after three days. 2602 01:41:57,758 --> 01:42:01,463 I mean you gotta leave room for a sequel, am I right? 2603 01:42:01,463 --> 01:42:02,296 Always. 2604 01:42:08,553 --> 01:42:11,386 (soft rock music) 2605 01:42:21,091 --> 01:42:26,091 ♪ There comes a day when a river of love will find you ♪ 2606 01:42:27,431 --> 01:42:30,119 ♪ Gotta say that say that today ♪ 2607 01:42:30,119 --> 01:42:33,869 ♪ I can't feel it come true ♪ 2608 01:42:35,712 --> 01:42:37,712 - I missed you so much. 2609 01:42:39,143 --> 01:42:41,881 - Do we call you mommy too, now? 2610 01:42:41,881 --> 01:42:43,881 - Well, if you want to. 2611 01:42:45,677 --> 01:42:47,992 - Are you gonna pee sitting down now? 2612 01:42:47,992 --> 01:42:49,575 - Probably, Sierra. 2613 01:42:50,691 --> 01:42:52,156 Hey, hey. 2614 01:42:52,156 --> 01:42:53,621 Hey, babe. 2615 01:42:53,621 --> 01:42:54,887 Hey, Tristan. 2616 01:42:54,887 --> 01:42:55,804 Hey, buddy. 2617 01:42:57,000 --> 01:42:58,083 - You look... 2618 01:42:59,219 --> 01:43:01,056 You look beautiful, baby. 2619 01:43:01,056 --> 01:43:01,889 - Really? 2620 01:43:02,996 --> 01:43:03,829 - Really. 2621 01:43:07,218 --> 01:43:08,792 I'm gonna have to shave that mustache, though. 2622 01:43:08,792 --> 01:43:09,625 - No. 2623 01:43:12,490 --> 01:43:14,730 - Are we going by a new name? 2624 01:43:14,730 --> 01:43:16,010 - Yeah. 2625 01:43:16,010 --> 01:43:16,843 Freddie. 2626 01:43:18,235 --> 01:43:20,915 (Wendy chuckles) 2627 01:43:20,915 --> 01:43:22,774 - Let's get Mommy's things. 2628 01:43:22,774 --> 01:43:25,262 - Oh yeah, thank you. 2629 01:43:25,262 --> 01:43:26,095 Thank you. 2630 01:43:39,005 --> 01:43:40,005 - Hi, Jimmy. 2631 01:43:42,182 --> 01:43:43,599 - It's James now. 2632 01:43:44,605 --> 01:43:46,270 - Okay. 2633 01:43:46,270 --> 01:43:48,520 You ready to meet your son? 2634 01:43:51,290 --> 01:43:52,123 - I am. 2635 01:43:53,450 --> 01:43:56,867 - Okay. (Valerie humming) 2636 01:43:58,400 --> 01:43:59,233 - Hey. 2637 01:44:00,114 --> 01:44:01,281 Oh, it's okay. 2638 01:44:03,204 --> 01:44:04,704 James, meet Jimmy. 2639 01:44:08,138 --> 01:44:09,969 What's up, cutie? 2640 01:44:09,969 --> 01:44:10,886 I love you. 2641 01:44:12,765 --> 01:44:17,113 - Oh my gosh. (Baby Jimmy babbling) 2642 01:44:17,113 --> 01:44:18,806 (Baby Jimmy laughs) 2643 01:44:18,806 --> 01:44:20,422 He's beautiful. 2644 01:44:20,422 --> 01:44:22,349 We're gonna fuck Los Angeles. 2645 01:44:22,349 --> 01:44:26,095 (Baby Jimmy giggles) 2646 01:44:26,095 --> 01:44:30,311 (dramatic electronic music) 2647 01:44:30,311 --> 01:44:33,025 - [Announcer] Yes, it's Live from the Kodak Theater 2648 01:44:33,025 --> 01:44:36,891 at Hollywood and Highland in Los Angeles, California. 2649 01:44:36,891 --> 01:44:39,551 The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences 2650 01:44:39,551 --> 01:44:43,384 invites you to the 78th Annual Academy Awards. 2651 01:44:44,255 --> 01:44:49,255 (audience applauding) (grand orchestral music) 2652 01:44:51,186 --> 01:44:53,427 - [Reporter] I am live on the red carpet here 2653 01:44:53,427 --> 01:44:55,447 on Hollywood's biggest night. 2654 01:44:55,447 --> 01:44:59,763 This will actually be broadcast in 225 countries. 2655 01:44:59,763 --> 01:45:02,199 So we have a great show ahead for you tonight. 2656 01:45:02,199 --> 01:45:04,030 - [Interviewer] Four of the eight best picture nominees 2657 01:45:04,030 --> 01:45:06,442 have also been nominated for best director. 2658 01:45:06,442 --> 01:45:08,428 This includes a first time nomination 2659 01:45:08,428 --> 01:45:10,985 for film making icon, Harrison Pounder, 2660 01:45:10,985 --> 01:45:13,537 for his groundbreaking film "Afrikan Pie." 2661 01:45:13,537 --> 01:45:15,783 - Now he has a great gift of developing talent. 2662 01:45:15,783 --> 01:45:17,748 I'm just an average guy from the Midwest. 2663 01:45:17,748 --> 01:45:19,831 My only dream was to be on an episode of "CSI" 2664 01:45:19,831 --> 01:45:21,291 or whatever the hell. 2665 01:45:21,291 --> 01:45:22,585 And look, here I am now. 2666 01:45:22,585 --> 01:45:25,005 A year ago, this time last year, 2667 01:45:25,005 --> 01:45:27,641 I was sleeping on Jimmy Starr's balcony. 2668 01:45:27,641 --> 01:45:29,497 Great character building. 2669 01:45:29,497 --> 01:45:32,240 God, I miss Jimmy Starr. I really fucking do. 2670 01:45:32,240 --> 01:45:34,212 I don't deserve this recognition. 2671 01:45:34,212 --> 01:45:36,489 I'm just blessed. (chuckles) 2672 01:45:36,489 --> 01:45:37,322 This is incredible. 2673 01:45:37,322 --> 01:45:38,155 - [Interviewer] Speaking of character, 2674 01:45:38,155 --> 01:45:40,136 what was the secret to your character in "Afrikan Pie," 2675 01:45:40,136 --> 01:45:41,495 your Oscar nomination? 2676 01:45:41,495 --> 01:45:43,509 - Well, I guess what you can say is... 2677 01:45:43,509 --> 01:45:44,342 Hey. 2678 01:45:46,686 --> 01:45:47,936 Lookin' sharp. 2679 01:45:49,878 --> 01:45:51,941 I tell ya, I guess I just crossed 2680 01:45:51,941 --> 01:45:54,697 the Uncanny Valley, Julia. 2681 01:45:54,697 --> 01:45:58,150 I went full retard. (chuckles) 2682 01:45:58,150 --> 01:45:59,260 - [Man] Wally, how are ya? 2683 01:45:59,260 --> 01:46:01,070 - Hey, Weston, good to see ya. 2684 01:46:01,070 --> 01:46:02,583 - This man's a tremendous actor over here. 2685 01:46:02,583 --> 01:46:03,984 - Thank you. - The realism. 2686 01:46:03,984 --> 01:46:05,212 - Thank you. - He's a Honey Badger. 2687 01:46:05,212 --> 01:46:07,960 - Fuck that guy. (laughs) 2688 01:46:07,960 --> 01:46:09,438 Fuck him right? 2689 01:46:09,438 --> 01:46:11,719 - [Interviewer] So what's next for Wallace Winterly? 2690 01:46:11,719 --> 01:46:12,884 - Oh, what's next? 2691 01:46:12,884 --> 01:46:15,532 You know Julie, I don't know if I can disclose that 2692 01:46:15,532 --> 01:46:17,451 at the moment, but it's a passion project 2693 01:46:17,451 --> 01:46:20,868 I'm set to star and direct, "Yard Hard." 2694 01:46:22,630 --> 01:46:26,979 I think the world's ready for a true prison love story. 2695 01:46:26,979 --> 01:46:29,396 - She's beautiful, isn't she? 2696 01:46:32,107 --> 01:46:32,940 - Yeah. 2697 01:46:32,940 --> 01:46:33,857 She's um... 2698 01:46:35,276 --> 01:46:37,734 Well, she's, she's kind of brown. 2699 01:46:37,734 --> 01:46:39,705 - They were all out of Black ones. 2700 01:46:39,705 --> 01:46:41,015 Oh, for Christ's sakes. 2701 01:46:41,015 --> 01:46:44,535 I mean, I guess you're too busy being dead and all. 2702 01:46:44,535 --> 01:46:46,035 I wasn't pregnant. 2703 01:46:47,005 --> 01:46:49,922 I was late and I have a gut of fat. 2704 01:46:51,213 --> 01:46:53,569 The idea of becoming a mother sort of grew on me 2705 01:46:53,569 --> 01:46:57,069 and I couldn't find any I liked in Uganda. 2706 01:46:58,131 --> 01:47:00,964 And Riza here, I adopted in Nepal. 2707 01:47:02,876 --> 01:47:04,543 - So she's not mine? 2708 01:47:07,150 --> 01:47:08,898 (Jimmy sighs) 2709 01:47:08,898 --> 01:47:11,815 (electronic music) 2710 01:47:14,547 --> 01:47:16,698 ♪ Mother ♪ 2711 01:47:16,698 --> 01:47:18,621 ♪ Mother ♪ 2712 01:47:18,621 --> 01:47:23,621 ♪ Was a tailor, yeah ♪ 2713 01:47:24,490 --> 01:47:28,573 ♪ She loved these old blue jeans ♪ 2714 01:47:35,436 --> 01:47:39,269 ♪ But me, I am a gamblin' man ♪ 2715 01:47:46,464 --> 01:47:49,135 ♪ Down ♪ 2716 01:47:49,135 --> 01:47:50,947 ♪ Deep ♪ 2717 01:47:50,947 --> 01:47:55,947 ♪ In this scene ♪ 2718 01:47:57,224 --> 01:48:01,307 ♪ Now all a gambler really needs ♪ 2719 01:48:08,184 --> 01:48:11,934 ♪ Is a suitcase and a drink ♪ 187994