All language subtitles for Operation Good Guys s03e03 Raging Pig

The good God.

Well, yes, even us hardened
professionals need some recreational

So the governor's given us some time out
to watch Big Danny Boy Sullivan in a

boxing match.

We've had a sweepstake on it and all the
boys are really sort of... That

fight was a fix, Mark. I want this
document.

It was a fix.

It was men on men, sir. What? Men on
men.

Don't be vulgar. I'm not being vulgar.
It's a boxing match.

That man, Danny Boy Sullivan, is a
criminal.

I had it on very, very good authority he
was going to win that fight. What

happened? He lastly took a dive. Quite
clear. This man, intelligent man,

Sergeant Ash, taken in by this
deception.

Five officers here, five of them all
taken in.

That's irrelevant.

The money is irrelevant.

I want to sort this out.

What I want to do is start an operation
to expose us to corruption.

Leave my ears alone.

Back off.

It's clear to me that that fight was
fixed, it was rigged, and the gang...

fundamentally corrupt. Okay, I agree.

And what I want from you as an idea is
how we expose it. Hello?

Uh, sir, just, um, we're 12, we're
short, so it's your... No, no, Ray, can

sort that out for me, please?

I just have strings, I'll give you... I
want some ideas. Bill's won it and he

wants it, he's going off duty.

I'll give it to you later, I say.

I'm trying to talk about a serious
investigation. Go on, carry on, sir. And

you're getting hung up on a... Poxy £12.

Well, it isn't my £12, it's yours.

And I have to pay for it again.

Right, the government has to get some
initiatives from them as how we go

with this operation.

My plan is to put an undercover
policeman, one of my operatives, into

-boxing circuit.

Because this Danny Boy Sullivan business
is getting out of hand.

But all we've got to do now is pick the
right man for the job.

D .I. Beach is displeased with the way
trials for the undercover boxer are

progressing. I

knew

that the governor would fancy himself as
a bit of a boxer, so I've taken prior

precautions.

I had a word with Desard and Bill and
said that if they harm one hair on his

head, I'll have him sacked.

Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, Bill!

Bill, you remember what I said.

Good! Shut up!

Now that's better, much better.

Nice one, Bill.

Nice one, sir.

Desard, Desard!

Oh, good Lord!

That's as much of a surprise to me as it
is to anyone else. I fully expected

Bill.

It's hard to be the man for the job, but
obviously this place has stayed as

beautiful as it has for a very good
reason.

So it's obvious I've got to be the
undercover officer in the ring.

I don't mind. Duty calls.

No, I'm not. I'm not going to hold for
Mr Warren. I've already been holding for

Mr Warren.

Beach's next job is to find a fight
promoter. Hello?

Look at me.

He's going to regret this when he knows
who he's dealing with.

I know, sir.

You're disgusting.

You're the rest of them. Because, you
know, I suppose it's working in such a

male environment, they feel they've got
a right to take the mickey.

But it really is a personal, sensitive
issue.

It's one of those myths, isn't it? It's,
you know, one of those male myths.

I've got a mate of mine who's taken that
Viagra now. Yeah.

He reckons he can get it over the
counter.

That's an improvement, isn't it?

Well, sir, he's like a terrier, and he's
adamant that he wants to nail Danny Boy

Sullivan. And he's entering a
professional world, and he needs

people. And that's why he's zeroed in on
the famous boxing promoter Frank

Warren, because he's simply the best.

Sir, Frank Warren is not taking you
seriously. I've tried everything.

He's just not going for it. So we've
thought of a new angle for you. Well,

got a good idea. What you need to do is
a promotional video.

It's like show busy because then he'll
see what you're about and he might talk

to you. So we spoke to the BBC guys.
They said they'll do some, you know,

of you in the gym, etc.

I'll do some music.

You know, because you said you'd do it,
wouldn't you?

Right? And honestly, so they do it all
the time. It's all about like, you know,

soundbites like politicians do.

Right? So what you do is you go into
Frank and you go, Frank, bosh, this is,

know, this is the governor. This is me.

It's professional.

All you need now is a name.

Well, yeah, I mean, the governor doesn't
look like much of a boxer. It's fair to

say, isn't it? No, in fact, he's far
from looking like a boxer. Yeah. Pretty

blubbery. Looks like a space hopper
boxer.

But we're going to take him training
out.

We're going to roll him out.

No, we're going to shape him up, make
him look good, make him look a bit

You see, so what we want to do is to
improve your hand -eye coordination.

I mean, this is all to do with boxing
training.

Have you seen the Rocky films?

No, one of them, I think. Well, there's
Rocky 1, 2 and 3, OK?

And what happens... There were four.
Four. 1, 2, 3 and 4. And what happens in

one of the films is... No, there was
five, wasn't there? Yeah.

Yeah,

just they'd never come out in the
cinema.

They still counted, didn't they? It was
five.

So what happens is the chicken runs
around, OK? And you have to grab it.

the film, Rocky couldn't grab it because
the chicken's too quick. So we sent

bones out for a chicken. Boys, boys.

Bring on the chicken.

Oh, here it is.

Roasted chicken.

It's outrageous.

The point was that it's a live chicken,
so the governor could run around.

How could he run around like that? How
much fun should you get a live chicken

from? It was a genuine mistake. Calm
down, calm down.

All right, listen.

Uncle Ashley's tip of the day is always
make a good thing out of a bad thing.

I'll come up with something, all right?

This is absolutely ridiculous.

You.

You were throwing that too quickly. If I
didn't throw it, you wouldn't need to

chase it, would you?

Stop

making

that noise.

If you're pulling it too quickly, I
can't respond.

Now pull it. Go on.

What did you do that for?

What did you do that for? I'm trying
to... You just pulled it along, didn't

Ray, stop it. What?

No, stop it. You're just trying to make
me look silly now. I'm not trying to

make you look silly.

Beach returns to more conventional
training methods.

Stop it now. Stop. What?

You're just showing off because the
camera's here.

How am I showing off? You're trying too
fast. You're just trying to make me look

an idiot. If I go any slower, I'll fall
over.

We'll stop it. Just walk.

Come on, keep up. Oh, God. Yeah, come
on.

Uh,

hello? Yeah, um, is Mr Frank Warren
there, please?

Uh, it's PC Mark Kemp.

Um, it's Ree, uh, DI Beach, potential
champion.

Two. Three.

Come on, sir. Come on.

What about Wednesday? You can come back
Wednesday if you want.

Come on, Governor.

I'm doing my best.

Goodbye.

Blimey, Bones.

I know you said it was little, but
that's a button mushroom, mate.

It's all in working order, though.

Yeah.

Take that about that, mate. I'm with you
there.

I'm doing my best.

I can't breathe!

Just do something!

I can't breathe.

Just do something!

All right, I'll come back at some point.

Thanks.

All right, let me explain something.

I'll explain it to the camera and I'll
explain it to you because you've failed

to understand that this is part of a
carefully planned sportsman's diet.

It's not fatty... There's a great myth
spoken about fatty food and athletes.

It's stored energy.

All athletes need carbohydrate for
energy. There's sugar.

That's what I'm doing.

Where's the salt?

The salt's over there, sir. You're going
to get a heart attack.

Buzz, come here.

Listen, I want you to do me a favour,
right?

I've given you a thousand... Listen to
me, right?

I've given you a thousand pounds.

I want you to go over to Danny Boy's son
and offer it to him as a bribe to take

the dive, OK?

Yes, sir. You got that?

Go on.

Now go.

Go on.

Yes, sir.

This is for a camera.

Camera.

Now, we're offering Danny Boyd Sullivan
a bribe of £1 ,000.

If he takes that and takes the dive,
then we know he's corrupt and the

governor's correct.

Right. It's not chilli sauce all over
it. It's not chilli sauce, sir. It is

bloody. I've just licked my finger. I
know you by now. I've put tomato sauce

it like you are. I've done it myself.

I took it off the man and done it.

If nothing I can do is right for you, is
there nothing?

He's quite a cool name for a little fat
guy. When he's out of scotch, he's like

a rubber man. He can get his leg right
back behind the ear, and he'll be happy.

Really? Yeah.

Clever. What's he like?

I don't know why I'm bothering doing it.
It's because

Danny Boy Sullivan's going to take the
bribe. What am I training for?

Ridiculous. Mate, it's going to be a
nice, flat, empty stomach.

I've earned a good lunch, I think.

Mark, do you want to come?

My treat, Tom?

Yeah.

Sure about this, Gav?

Yeah, look, listen. He's done a lot of
stuff for the guys at the station. He's

done all their verrucas, bunions.

He's very good with feet.

Yeah, I know, but they don't exactly put
me at ease, does it, Strings? Well,

verrucas and bunions is different to
what I'm having done.

It's all you can afford, mate. I mean,
he's in the right area, isn't he?

No, sir. Nose, Ira. Nose, Ira.

Oh!

Sir? What?

Just been to Frank Warren's office.

If I keep bugging him, he just won't let
me in. The secretary won't let you in.

Stop punching me while I'm exercising.

Well, I mean, it's fair enough, sir. I
mean, at the end of the day, he's a

player. He's not going to let Mark
Cameron... Major player? What do you

sir? He's chopped liver. I'm a major
player.

I know, he just... Well, we'll see about
that, won't we? You get the men

together now. Stop punching me!

Eight, nine, ten.

Well, here we are. We've got access to
Frank Warren's office, as you can see.

Get out of the way, Ray.

There you go. It's all there.

It's time now for me to take matters in
hand.

Go on, boys. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.
Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.

Go.

Go.

This is the BBC making a documentary.

Ignore them.

What do you mean, ignore them? What are
you doing here? What's going on? I'm

here to pick your brain's frame. What I
want to do is show you my promotional

video.

I'll do that for a laugh or something.

You went through all this to bring this
up to me and show me that video.

That's a lot of trouble, I know, but
it's worth it. A lot of trouble?

You've got to be out for a laugh,
haven't you?

I mean, you do realise, Mr Bones, that a
penis enlargement, you know, if for

life, I mean, it's an irreversible
operation.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I mean, it will certainly improve the
quality of your life. I mean, it'll

improve the quality of your wife's life
and all, that's for sure. I don't have a

wife.

Well, I mean, it'll improve the quality
of, you know, your life in general, put

it like that.

You were there to help me launch a
boxing career. I've got to get deep

undercover to expose, you know, Danny
Boy Sullivan, right?

I mean, everybody knows he's bent.

Danny Boy Sullivan?

I lost 12 pounds the other day on Danny
Boy Sullivan. That's an issue.

Now, if I can get an operative in there,
deep undercover... And you're going to

be the operative? That's going to be me.

And you're going to launch your career
in the ring?

I'm not really thinking of it as a
career. I'm actually thinking it as my

to get in there and expose this shyster
for what he is.

Can you help me, Frank?

Well, I suppose it's my public duty,
isn't it?

I'll have to help you. Good.

If you scratch our back, Frank, we can
scratch yours.

Lovely.

Well, he means well. He definitely means
well.

He's not a bad fella.

And if I can help him in any way to root
out any corruption, I'll do it. I mean,

it happens in all walks of life. In the
police force, we've seen it. And if I

can help him, I'll do it.

Listen, guys, and I'm not being funny
about this, because I know you lot don't

earn a lot of money.

But what guarantee can you give me about
my fee?

Oh, yeah.

Would you like it now?

Very nice.

Yeah, it won't. Keep that quiet, mate.

It's a rainy day, mummy.

Yeah, it's a thunderstorm there.

Well, let's really be honest about it.
You know, you've got to just look at

yourself. You're not the right height.

You haven't got the physique.

You certainly don't look like you've got
any condition whatsoever to me.

Don't look like you've got a lot of
charisma.

I'm worried about that letterboxd man.
If anyone hits you in the neck, they'll

put you in the office.

So I'll take the fat from your stomach
line, inject it into your penis, so it's

up to you to choose what size you want.

That one.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

The working involvement, mate, that's
going to cost you at least £1100.

I've only got £1000.

I ain't got £100 on you, have you?

Well, yeah, I have, but I think it
should be more realistic, Bones. I mean,

get an erection with that, mate, you're
going to pass out.

Someone's going to promote you.

You're going to invest a lot of time in
you, a lot of money in you. You've got

to find a decent trainer.

You've got to take you through the whole
thing, get you fit, and then, you know,

you might get there. Danny Boyce
Sutherland's manager may take you

but you definitely need a good manager,
which ain't going to be me.

But, you know, you're too busy.

Beach is displeased with his new
management.

How am I supposed to get about?

If you, my manager, walk around looking
like a wet weekend, boxing managers are

flamboyant characters.

They've got style, razzmatazz.

I'm beside myself in fury with you.

I'm that close to hitting you.

And you wouldn't want to be on the end
of one of my punches, boy.

The shape I'm in at the moment, I'll
shave up.

Well, Bones is under the knife now, and
apparently it's all going very well, so

it's good. And just found out, actually,
that you get a sort of double bubble on

this, because they take the fat from
around your gut, which, let's be honest,

he's got plenty of, so you get slimmer,
and you get your wedding tackle

enlarged. So Bones is going to be a bit
less Peter Glaze and a bit more Peter

Andre at the end.

So it's good.

And it'll be up and about in about ten
days or so, so he'll be there for the

Governor's big fight.

It's all very positive.

Not bad, Jay.

Someone in possess.

I have given you the rumble in the
jungle. I have given you the thriller in

Manila. Well, now I'm going to give you
raging pain.

Ladies and gentlemen, good people of
England, I want you to give me a call by

Friday and I'm going to give you in the
comfort of your own home this

magnificent fine for £9 .99.

Well, well, well.

What's that?

No, it's great. It's perfect. I love it.

It's terrific.

You've got style now. You stand out from
the rest of the crowd.

It's brilliant.

Sir, please, I mean, look, I know Danny
Boy Sullivan's taking a dive, but I

still think you should train. Beach
continues with his rigorous training

There's an art to doing this. You
squeeze it, but it all comes out.

And they give it another little squeeze,
and more comes out.

Want a lick? You're nice.

Go on, have a lick.

Only a little one.

What's that like, mate? That's lovely.

I have to stick with it. My father, he
wants plenty of drink and plenty of

after the fight. Do I understand?

I want things like these biscuits here.
I want a lot of chocolate biscuits in

the dressing room. None of these custard
creams, Frank.

White chocolate or black chocolate?
Well, whatever, Charlie. I just want

chocolate. Frank, what is it with you,
man?

I don't need your dress shirts, man.

Why don't you dress like me, bigger
style? Give me the name of your tailor.

I'll tell you, man, you're just dressing
so dull now, man. I know your office.

Who's that? Who's that looking like
that?

Looking like that, Frank?

Frank,

I've got to say one thing for you, man.

You know what you've got to do? You've
got to take all of this stuff off your

wall. You need leopard skin. You need
things like an elephant tusk on the

a whale bone. Frank, I have to say, you
ain't got no style.

I'm only joking, Mr. Warren. And you,
out!

And you, out!

I'm only joking, Mr. Warren.

Out!

Out!

Can

we

just talk about the fight? Out!

Out!

Can I just give you a call afterwards,
maybe?

It's only a gimmick, sort of. Don't
forget mine, I'm running out of change.

I'm sorry, Mr White.

On your way.

Just... Can't we just talk for a minute?

Never again.

Forget me.

Bye.

Sir, you're absolutely right. Holmes has
just told me that... Danny Boy

Sullivan's taken a bribe. There you are.
That's what I tell you.

Well, genius, mate.

Couldn't you be training?

Right, how many times do I have to tell
you? I am training. I'm replacing...

Don't sit on my couch, will you?

No, no, I mean... I'm replacing the
energy level. It's sort of training, you

know, because you've got to make it look
good. Give me a break, will you?

Yeah, but it's quite energetic, isn't
it? Stored energy.

Sugar.

Can't fight without it.

far be it for us to say, but we think
the governor should be making a little

more of an effort. You know, if he's
going to give a good show, look good, he

should be giving a bit more effort.

He's just giving lip service at the
moment. At the moment?

Well, miles by lip service. Yeah, and a
cup of cola.

Exactly.

He continues with his rigorous training
regime.

No, come on, Bones. Look at me, look at
me. Right, Danny Boy Sullivan, he's

accepted the bribe, yeah?

Yeah, yeah.

And he knows everything? He knows that
he's got to go down and not touch the

governor?

Yeah, he's going to go straight down.

You sure?

Sure. Good.

Well, I think you'd better go and have a
cold shower, Bones, don't you?

Hey, there's a lot in my eye.

And what do you think?

Please. Not that. Look deep up.

First blood. No, not that. You see, the
eye of a tiger ran.

The eye of a tiger.

Right?

All right, I suppose it's no secret
because you've seen it now, but, you

you bloody saw when I'd it done. It was
the size of a small suckling pig.

All right, don't keep on.

I can't. Hit me, Desard.

It will hurt. Hit me.

I can't, honestly. It will not hurt me.
Hit me. It's an order. Hit me. If it's

an order and you're sure. Hit me!

Get me a mask on. I don't think I need
to. Oh, sugar.

No, no, no, no. Sir, I don't think you
should smoke. Not on your ass, my lord.

Trust me, Ray. I know what I'm doing.
No, it's not smoking.

Not what you're about, sir. Look, you
two, listen. Stop panicking.

Danny Boy Sullivan has taken a thousand
pounds. He's going to do a dive.

It's no problem.

The good guys are taking their
preparations for the fight

very seriously.

He's like a country. He may be small,
but he packs a mad punch.

Shut up.

Listen, with Danny Boy Sullivan, you've
got to fight him out. You've got to say

things to him. You've got to goad him.
Things like... That's not very nice.

Might certainly get him mad.

It's supposed to be a good, real fight,
but I can't see much problem. I've seen

him. Small, fat, can't see problems.

Sweetheart.

D .I. Beach was totally out of order. I
mean, how can he say what he said?

I'd have been Danny Boyz, I'd have
smashed seven colours out of him. It was

diabolical. Get out of here!

Let go of me! Let go of me!

Oh, f*** you!

Greg, watch this. I'm really going to
wipe you.

I'll tell you what, I can't wait for
you, son.

Round one, the fight has begun.

Boy, Sullivan plays it cool, but my
fighter, he ain't no fool.

It was really painful to watch, to be
honest.

I think, really, we're all a bit to
blame because the promotional video was

good that we all did, the governor
believed his own hype, you know, and he

thought he could do it.

But, you know, to be honest, I find it
all a bit barbaric, you know.

I'm more of a sort of racket sports kind
of guy.

Badminton or short tennis.

Round two.

Boy Sullivan is in a stew.

With a left and a right, the region pick
is dynamite.

You can't squeal. Or if you get hit and
you're hurt, then you shouldn't show

you're hurt. But every time he got hit,
he was like squealing like a pig, like a

fat pig.

Round three.

Boy Sullivan is being chopped like a
tree.

My boy is so quick.

Boy Sullivan, he's just a hairy...

ensued was basic intrusion into my
governor's human rights.

He had three ribs, a dislocated
collarbone, and what looks

like it's going to be a very nasty
cauliflower ear.

I thought

I had a career of being a boxer. I
thought I was quite good at it.

And now I'm just back to being a normal
policeman.

I don't believe it.

I don't believe it.

What kind of police?

Well, they're bruises, aren't they?

Yeah?

Sure?

OK.

The IBG has given up boxing.

It's about time he did it as well. He
looked terrible. He was an absolute

He was an embarrassment to boxing.

You know, Mike Tyson, I'm sure, will
sleep easier at nights now knowing he's

to sing.

But you now go back to what he's good at
doing, whatever that is.

I could have been a contender, eh? I
should have been a winner.

But I'm a no -go loser.

I feel like I'm only half a man.

Oh, my God, I am only half a man.

Yeah, you'd better take the old bottle
of fun.

I'm gonna get you.