All language subtitles for Operation Good Guys s02e01 Back To School

Stand easy, good guys.

Stand easy.

Ignore them.

Shut up!

Ignore them.

Don't pay them any attention at all.

It's great to see you all back in
uniform. I hope it feels good. I feel

mine.

Remember,

this is a symbol of authority. The good
guys are back together.

They have been demoted to uniform.

This is not a step down at all. I don't
want you to think about this. And I

don't want this referred to as a tit.

At all.

It has many uses, does it not, Ray?

Such as?

Well, you can stand on it and look over
garden walls and look for criminals.

Indeed, you can gain height in this way.
In fact, we should demonstrate. Ray,

you'll be my wall. OK.

I'll always be a wall for you, sir.

Climb up here.

Well, don't just stand there and nick
them!

Get out of my house, if necessary!

Cheeky little bum!

The good God.

Well, due to the success of the last
series, I've been put in a slightly

position where I've had the...

BBC beeping at my door again.

And all the execs twisting my arm now to
do a second series.

This show is a show about two policemen.

Unfortunately, it's about you two
policemen.

That gives you glory. You don't have the
talent for it. You're not telegenic.

It was a tremendous success, the last
series. The viewing figures were

high. It started at 2 .6 million. Yeah.
And went down to 0 .5.

And, of course, well, when you get a
success like that, you want to repeat

I mean, it's very good that you've come
in here, and I can tell you to your

faces that your faces don't fit.

Like the letterbox mouth that's there,
mentioned several times.

Geoffrey, please.

Please, I'm begging you, do not call
this show.

We've put so much effort and time into
this.

Yes, as I've explained to you, I am very
sympathetic.

I'm listening very hard to what you're
saying.

I am, of course, well aware that we had
serious problems with the last

operation. Quite frankly, the good guys
were bad.

The commissioner has insisted on a
retraining programme.

Shut up, get back over there.

Shut up, you as well. I am completely
convinced... that the good guys will now

become a force to be reckoned with
rather than a disgrace to the force.

Is that right?

I'm the staff sergeant here. You will
all address me as staff.

You understand?

I can't hear nothing.

Right. What's this for, Marilyn?

It's my guitar.

Of course they're doing retraining. What
else do you think they're doing? They

were a complete shower.

Shut up, you. Are you tall enough to be
a policeman?

Are you?

You're short, fat and as blind as a bat.

Do you understand?

So shut it.

He's lucky that he's a senior officer.
Do you hear him call me fatty? He's not

exactly skinny himself, is he?

Yes, I mean, personally, I don't believe
in psychoanalysis, but really, I was at

the end of my tether and I decided I had
to get somebody in, a specialist, to

really find out what had gone wrong.

Bones is first on the psychiatrist's
couch and talks about his school days.

Well, in general, you know, it's all
right.

All right.

You know, usual bit of bullying, you
know, at school and stuff.

I just thought if we filmed it up with
Walter and left it overnight, it might

just be so stupid.

Straight in there.

Four or five of them held me down.

Put a whole jar of Coleman's mustard
over my urogenital area.

How did that feel?

Hot.

No long faces this week, please. OK?

It's not a retraining course, it's
merely a refresher. So let's enjoy it,

goodness sake, OK? Come on, cheer up.

That's more like it. That's better.

I'm going to be here. Hold position
here. Ray, you're going to be underneath

as usual.

Desard, Bill, you take this one.

Top or bottom?

Steam. Steam might pop up.

22 years I've had that.

What do you see?

Violence, threatening, scary.

Scary. OK.

What about that one?

Also very frightening.

What do you see in it?

Well, it looks like one of the yetis in
Doctor Who.

Oi! Oi!

Stop it! Give it back to me!

What is it?

What is it?

What's disgusting?

What have you got in there, man? When I
travel, I always take it everywhere with

me.

You take it with you?

Yeah, everywhere, everywhere. I mean,
when I'm working at home, obviously I

leave it at home. That is your real
testicle?

Yeah.

Well, the doctor suggested when I had it
removed that if I carried it with me at

all times, I wouldn't feel such a loss.

So what's that, then, the stuff, that
wee -wee?

Right, you're all here today because
you've failed dramatically on the

and this is a training centre where you
will have to be physically trained again

to work as a team. Can you just clear
one thing up for me, please? Shut up,

Lose your hat. Someone take his hat.

Come over here.

Come over here.

Right. We've got a chart here.

It's called a progress chart.

And it charts your progress.

As in a points system.

Hold it still.

Right. All your names are on the bottom.

And when I call them out, I want you to
answer.

Staff.

We have... Decide.

Decide. Shut up.

Bill Zinger.

Zabub. Staff.

Ash. Staff. Bitch.

I'll be that.

Bitch, is that you?

Beach. And when you're relating to
authority figures, are you always happy

as you're told?

Oh, certainly, yes. I always respond
well to authority.

Found you've got the bed already, have
you?

Yes, Peter, officer. Pole position.

Pole position, my bollocks. You get up
there, you down here where I can see

You don't feel threatened by being told
what to do?

Not at all.

It's part of my job.

And what's your problem?

I don't have a problem.

Then smile.

Let me see a smile on that face.

I can smile.

That's what I like to see.

I like to see my men happy.

I expect my men to follow my lead in
that and respond to myself as a senior

figure. He's got to stop.

He shouldn't be talking to me like that.

Not in front of everybody.

Well, you go and have a word with him.
Just don't pack it in. I will.

Listen, tonight you can pop up here if
you want. What?

Tonight you can pop up here.

I beg your pardon? No, when the lights
go out, you can go up here and I'll go

the down way.

Oh, I see. Yeah, OK.

What do you want me to say to him?

Why did talking about your mother make
you feel so threatened?

No, talking about my mother doesn't make
me feel threatened.

You bloody people are all the same,
aren't you?

If you don't see something sinister in
what people are thinking or saying, you

have to put something down, don't you?

Well, you're not catching me out like
that, Joey.

Why have you got a tie on?

Well, where's your tie?

Um, in the dormitory, sir.

Well, then tell me something else. Why
is your shirt hanging out the bottom of

your pants?

Well, I took your shirt off.

And the shoes, why haven't they seen a
bit of polish?

Well, that's not appropriate, is it?
Shut up. Sit down.

Sorry.

Put it down!

Put it down!

Why did you... Oh, no!

Well,

that feels fantastic.

Everything's gone. All the... The
pressure, tension has been lifted now.

feel marvellous saying that. I really
do.

In fact, I'm going to have analysis as
often as I possibly can. Everybody

indulge in it.

It's really good. I can't thank you
enough.

Well, thank you, James, for being here.
Not at all.

Great.

Terrific. Take care.

Oh, naughty, naughty.

You chaps get everywhere, don't you? Eh?

Oh, just explaining why you can't do PE,
I presume, yeah?

So, your uncle is the commissioner?

What about this one, Mark?

What do you see there?

Um... No.

Sorry, I'll... Right, as I look amongst
you, Today, I'm about ready to pick out

an assistant, a monitor, if you like.

That's going to be my right -hand man,
who willed the same amount of power that

I do over you lot.

Sit down, bitch.

Bitch, sit down.

Now, we can't see anything there.

Turn it upside down, maybe.

Turn it around, this way.

What does that remind you of?

And my choice is Mark.

What? Mark? Me, sir? Yes, you, Mark.
Come up here, sir.

And this, does that look like smoke?

Smoke? Not really.

But I think you mean... Not a dog
smoking a pipe.

There's a pipe here, look.

It's not smoke.

It's just hail.

No, I can't see that, no.

You will take notice of him the same as
you would me.

Is that understood?

Stop. Can you hear that, Mark? Stop! I
can't hear you!

Stop!

That's better.

And if it were a dog?

How would that make you feel?

Right, today's exercise is all about
teamwork.

Mark? Stop!

Pick two captains out.

For the first time, Mark is asked to
assert his authority.

Me and the governor, we're like that.

We're joined at the hip.

We're like Cagney and Lacey, Dempsey and
Makeby.

We're a team.

Captain, if I asked you to climb a
mountain, would you wear a pair of

No, you wouldn't.

So I don't want to see you wearing
boating shoes in the PE gym. Is that

Now, up to the front.

Together, we work as one.

And he'll never let me down, and I'll
never let him down.

I had a dream once, a very strange
dream, that I was in a dark room and I

him call me.

And he said, Ray, Ray. And I looked
there and he was all golden.

Phil!

And he looked like a Buddha.

And he said, Ray, follow me, follow me,
sir.

It was just such a beautiful dream.

All teams elected!

Right,

well I'm not going to have this great
leader of men, bitch, with her best

Mark? No!

Jumble them up.

Gary Bones, team one, and Bill, team
two.

When he sings to me.

You know, there's no need for it. He
doesn't have to do that, but he knows I

love it, the sound of his voice.

Ash, join Beach.

Get on with it.

It's a bit of luck, so, isn't it? I
nearly wasn't on your team yet.

Come on, folks.

I am standing in a river, a raging
river, and today's exercise is an

test in order for you to get you and
your team...

Over the Raging River.

Now, you're on a timer, so let's go.

Keep it shut, you.

Let's go.

Gather round, my man.

No, no, no, no. Stay, stay, stay. But
he's timing us. You're in the Raging

River, sir.

No. More haste.

Let's all be calm about this. It's back
to school. It's basic physics that we're

after. I want you to remember three
things.

E -F -M.

Equilibrium. Fulcrum.

And meniscus.

It's all a question of weight
distribution, okay?

They've done it.

They've done it, sir.

They've done it. They've done it.
They're gone.

We can't use their bridge. We're
screwed.

There's nothing left.

There's nothing left for us to use. We
should have grabbed something first. All

right, plan two. Ray? Yeah. Pull that
away. Give it to Gary.

Oh, Ray. Stop mumbling.

Stop mumbling now. Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
It's my vertebrae popping.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Shut up. It's my coccyx. Here we
go.

That's it. Next one.

The B team finally completes the call.

Sandwich. The canteen was shut. We
weren't out there that long, Ray. Four

half hours. We did the job properly,
that's why.

Buttocks.

Buttocks in a mouth.

With pits of lips.

In a mouth.

Yeah.

What have you got there this time?

Donuts, sir. From the canteen.

Right. Me and Bill smuggled them in.

What?

You are pathetic.

Black market economy, nothing but
gangsters. Thank you, sir.

All I see is, like, big, like that.

Big buttons, like that. Big.

Go on, slap them, right, slap them.

Lovely.

How much are they?

Ten pound.

How much?

They are, Jen.

Ray, come here!

Yes, sir. When it slaps like that, the
fat goes...

Do you want to go home?

I'm not doing that.

How's your doing business with you?

Thanks.

Sometimes I just sit on my chest like
this.

It's like having two huge sacks of flour
on my chest.

And I can't move.

I think that's why I joined the police.

I don't trust no one, especially when
there's a million people sleeping in one

room. You never know when they're going
to come, do you?

So this is more like an indoor wind
chime.

It gives me a bit of warning.

That's why I've stayed alive so long.

Don't you worry,

sir. It'll be so crisp in the morning,
it'll walk down on its own.

See what I mean.

You got that Mars bottle?

I'm starving.

Just look at that. It's a pellet shape.
What is that? It's horrible.

Delivery service, mate.

That coffee's working.

I'm good.

I was thinking she'd have a Snickers bar
in a minute.

Oh,

that's disgusting, Bill.

Well, it's still in a wrap. I know where
it's come from, mate. I want my money

back.

What's that?

A finger.

I know it's a finger!

It's a dirty finger!

And while you're at it, you can wash the
toilet with a toothbrush!

That is disgusting.

He's straightening up a bit.

Why are you waking your hands up,
Snakey? Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Just get out of the bucket. You've got
three minutes to show.

Basically, when you start off, it's the
spirit that leads the body.

But eventually, as you move on
progressively, to be a fully -fledged

city, you can fly.

Physically fly.

Aware of the need for high ratings, the
BBC is attempting to inject some glamour

into the show.

Wasn't it? Like a very young child.

No, no, no. It's more like a ninja
mongoose.

You know, just as they're about to
attack the snake.

That's too high a pitch. It was lower
pitch as well. I've got perfect pitch.

Yeah,

that's it.

It went down.

It sounded like someone was definitely
in pain.

It was all night, wasn't it?

The way you go, Amy. Well, I would be
giving you a demonstration

on mouth -to -mouth resuscitation had I
got my Respirator doll.

But I can't show you because someone's
taken it. Sorry, is that the doll with

the mouth and the...

Yes, it is. Have you seen it? Sorry, I
don't know exactly where it is.

And

then

literally pull the head straight, chin
back, mouth open.

Just gently squeeze the nose.

Don't go near it. Don't go near it.

That is disgusting.

This is a Redman, sir. It allows us to
simulate a full attack without any

or pain to the wearer.

Now, when I leave the side of the
wearer, I want you to fully attack him.

All out attack.

Hold nothing back. You'll be able to
handle that surely, won't you?

Let's put your little helmet on there.

What's the matter with you, you bunch of
wusses?

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

There's a bruise there.

Oh, yes, all right. It's a big bruise.
Don't... I know where the bruises are. I

can feel them. Did I hurt?

No, of course they don't.

They only hurt when I breathe.

Right. As a team, you've nearly got all
the points that you need to take you

through the court.

And I can compliment most of you on what
you've done and achieved.

But there's still one or two who are
utter and complete

crap. Listen, I'm not here.

Right.

As from tomorrow morning, oh, 900 hours,
you'll be leaving the establishment and

you'll be back on the street.

But until then, you're mine.

You are under my jurisdiction, the
establishment and mine. Stop!

And you will not eat, sleep, shit
without my notification or my knowledge

But String has other ideas.

Yeah.

Fantastic, mate.

Yeah.

What do you think?

Give me that to you. You're confined to
your dorm.

For the time you're here now, you are
confined to your dorm. I don't want you

speak to anyone.

Outside this perimeter of this campus.
Do you understand me? Look, staff.

Marilyn, do you understand me?

Staff.

Staff, don't put it in the bin.

We've managed out there with a contract.
Waiting to be signed.

You're complying, mate. You're
complying. I know, so you've got to help

out there without getting caught. I
don't want to lose your points or

Streams, if we get caught, that's it.

There's no operations at all. All the
points will be out the window, mate.

Look. When I make it as a big pop star,
you'll be with me anyway.

You can be my security.

Tuck in, tuck in.

You all right in there, Strings?

Sorry, mate, you'll have to make do. All
right. We'll leave you here, we'll come

back and get you, yeah? Don't forget to
come back, will you? Of course not.

Don't be too long.

All right, keep it down, son.

Good luck, Strings. Cheers, bones.

Strings' new manager arrives for the
secret meeting. In the box.

You're in the box?

Yeah. Hey, what is Cumberland doing
here? I have a contract.

I have contract. Quick, because they're
coming back for me. Okay, I pass

contract through, and there is contract.

Contract is in your fingers.

I've got it.

All right, now you sign contract,
Richka.

It's not very thick, is it?

No, but it's something else thick for
you I have.

What I can say is that they've come as
individuals and I've forced them into a

team. And now they'll work as a team.

And as you can see by the point that
they've mounted up, obviously some have

done so well, but most of them have
really flew.

And like I say, I mean, you know,
they're working together. So I'm quite

with the result.

You sure that camera light doesn't bite
us? No, it's good.

We can't be seen?

No. Right.

This is a very, very, very important
mission. We've got to be like ninjas in

night. And I'm the officer in command,
OK?

Not like... You can't really get in the
red shirt. Do you understand me? Let's

get on.

Where'd you come from?

How'd you find us?

Saw the camera light out there. What are
you doing? You said we couldn't be

seen.

We're going on a mission.

You can't do that. That stuff will kill
you.

Bullocks and stuff.

You're either with us or you're against
us. What's it going to be?

Yeah,

well I think as a team, I mean, they
work quite well together.

There was one or two individuals who
really, you know, stopped a lot of

happening, which was Beech for one.

Ash. Well, Ash as well, yeah. I mean,
you know, he needed a little bit of

prodding. And bones.

Well, he's physically inadequate,
really, bones. I mean, he's got to lose

little bit of weight.

On their return to camp, Gary is in
danger of losing the team their hard

-earned points.

Get moving.

Come on. Stay in another week.

Try and shut me up!

Get him in there.

Do what that bitch tells you.

Drastic action is needed.

I will not be...

No, no, Marcel, I've not witnessed any
bullying or racism in the 20 years that

I've been at the college.

And I want to make it abundantly clear,
there is no bullying or racism in

today's police force.

We can't leave him like this, sir. I
know, I know.

Gary, Gary, you're going to lose your
life.

two Hollywood stars come to see the good
guys in action.