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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,047 --> 00:00:05,563 Well, first job of the day is to have a meeting with the Commissioner. 2 00:00:05,727 --> 00:00:09,515 And, uh...to talk about further funding for the operation. 3 00:00:09,687 --> 00:00:13,839 It's the last chance we have to finance the operation properly. 4 00:00:14,007 --> 00:00:17,477 And I'm confident. I feel pretty cool and confident. 5 00:00:17,647 --> 00:00:21,435 After all, the open day went rather well. So let's go and see. 6 00:00:22,527 --> 00:00:23,846 Oi! 7 00:00:24,007 --> 00:00:26,999 (BLEEP) look where you're going! Dickhead! 8 00:00:27,167 --> 00:00:30,159 - Look where YOU'RE going! - It's your (BLEEP) car! 9 00:00:30,327 --> 00:00:32,397 I'm a police officer! (BLEEP) 10 00:00:32,567 --> 00:00:35,081 Pick your bike up and get on your bike! 11 00:01:04,447 --> 00:01:06,836 # The Good Guys! # 12 00:01:26,447 --> 00:01:29,120 Leyton, get over here now! 13 00:01:29,327 --> 00:01:31,795 - We were talking! - Sorry. 14 00:01:33,087 --> 00:01:34,884 Right, explain. 15 00:01:35,087 --> 00:01:38,966 The Commissioner's withdrawn the funds and the game's up. 16 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:42,159 - It's over. - It's not over till I say it's over! 17 00:01:42,327 --> 00:01:45,319 - No need to shout. - And who are these two? 18 00:01:45,487 --> 00:01:47,955 That's just, erm, fellow accountants. 19 00:01:48,967 --> 00:01:51,435 - If you'll excuse us. - Bye! 20 00:01:51,607 --> 00:01:55,885 What's the point in going on if it's finished? There's no (BLEEP)... 21 00:01:56,047 --> 00:01:58,515 It's only over when I say it's over! 22 00:01:58,687 --> 00:02:01,485 - What are you wearing? - I got it at Next. 23 00:02:01,687 --> 00:02:03,678 Those of you... 24 00:02:04,847 --> 00:02:08,317 ..with any modicum of intelligence will have noticed 25 00:02:08,487 --> 00:02:10,955 that we don't have furniture any more. 26 00:02:11,127 --> 00:02:13,482 We don't even have a toilet. 27 00:02:13,647 --> 00:02:17,003 If you want to speak, put your hand up! And sit up! 28 00:02:22,367 --> 00:02:27,361 A lot of people in this situation... Let's all get cross-legged and straight-backed! 29 00:02:27,527 --> 00:02:29,006 De Sade! 30 00:02:29,167 --> 00:02:31,635 - Cross-legged, please. - Sir! 31 00:02:32,287 --> 00:02:34,755 I can't sit like that in these. 32 00:02:36,607 --> 00:02:38,837 Well, take them off, then! 33 00:02:39,687 --> 00:02:42,042 Bones, in the corner, now! 34 00:02:43,767 --> 00:02:45,758 Stand up! 35 00:02:46,807 --> 00:02:48,877 Get in the corner. 36 00:02:49,767 --> 00:02:54,283 That's where naughty boys go when they're cheeky. They go in corners. 37 00:02:54,447 --> 00:02:56,642 In that corner now! 38 00:02:56,807 --> 00:02:58,798 Thank you. 39 00:03:00,447 --> 00:03:02,915 The other way! Face the wall! 40 00:03:05,367 --> 00:03:07,358 Ideas, please. 41 00:03:08,727 --> 00:03:10,046 Bill? 42 00:03:10,207 --> 00:03:13,119 - Sir, we have no funds left at all? - No. 43 00:03:14,047 --> 00:03:17,722 So what do we need a civil servant accountant for? 44 00:03:18,607 --> 00:03:20,598 Very, very good. 45 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:23,235 Leyton! Leave the room, please. 46 00:03:23,407 --> 00:03:25,398 All right, Napoleon! 47 00:03:25,607 --> 00:03:27,086 Sir, as... 48 00:03:27,247 --> 00:03:28,760 Ah-ah-ah! 49 00:03:28,927 --> 00:03:32,840 What do we do? When we want to speak, what do we do? 50 00:03:33,007 --> 00:03:34,998 Put a hand up, sir. 51 00:03:35,207 --> 00:03:37,357 How much is in there? 52 00:03:37,527 --> 00:03:39,518 20, 25 quid. 53 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:42,884 - We can get the Gucci, right? - Of course we can. 54 00:03:43,047 --> 00:03:46,244 - We're getting Versace. - Gucci's much better! 55 00:03:46,407 --> 00:03:48,602 We can do both. Come on! 56 00:03:48,767 --> 00:03:50,280 Let's go. 57 00:03:53,687 --> 00:03:58,681 (DRAMATIC OPERA MUSIC: MOZART'S "THE MAGIC FLUTE") 58 00:04:02,007 --> 00:04:04,999 - What's going on? - Where's the money gone? 59 00:04:05,167 --> 00:04:08,364 - Where's the tea and coffee money? - I took it. 60 00:04:08,527 --> 00:04:12,486 - You did what? What for? - I took it for the phone. It's £4.36 short. 61 00:04:12,647 --> 00:04:15,207 Someone's been putting pesetas in it. 62 00:04:15,407 --> 00:04:17,875 (OPERA MUSIC CONTINUES) 63 00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:23,595 It had to come from somewhere. 64 00:04:23,767 --> 00:04:26,235 So we suffer for someone else's crime? 65 00:04:26,407 --> 00:04:28,398 Yeah. Cheers! 66 00:04:29,047 --> 00:04:31,322 He's unreal, that geezer. 67 00:04:32,367 --> 00:04:33,880 I only got 20p! 68 00:04:40,727 --> 00:04:44,037 ..displaced - not displaced, but just different. 69 00:04:44,207 --> 00:04:46,596 - Yeah. - An empty feeling. 70 00:04:46,767 --> 00:04:48,758 Feeling poor! 71 00:04:48,927 --> 00:04:52,920 The bit of newspaper in the corner, we could all do the toilet on it. 72 00:04:53,087 --> 00:04:54,406 Oi! 73 00:04:59,167 --> 00:05:01,158 (LAUGHTER) 74 00:05:02,127 --> 00:05:05,119 (THEY SING "TWILIGHT ZONE" THEME) 75 00:05:06,007 --> 00:05:09,283 - Are you all right? - You look a bit pale, mate! 76 00:05:10,287 --> 00:05:12,278 (LAUGHTER) 77 00:05:12,447 --> 00:05:14,836 Have you had a drink, Mark? 78 00:05:15,007 --> 00:05:16,326 No. 79 00:05:17,007 --> 00:05:19,475 What's with your fingers, man? 80 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:22,755 Olga Korbut was double-jointed. 81 00:05:22,967 --> 00:05:24,446 Ray! 82 00:05:24,607 --> 00:05:26,837 Ray, where's me tablets? 83 00:05:27,007 --> 00:05:30,079 - (SWITCHES MUSIC OFF) - Where are the tablets? 84 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:34,763 - You've had one today already. - I'm having another one. Find me one. 85 00:05:34,927 --> 00:05:37,441 - Find them! - I don't think you should! 86 00:05:37,607 --> 00:05:39,916 If you'd be so kind, Ray. 87 00:05:40,127 --> 00:05:42,595 It's toughened up the human excreta. 88 00:05:42,767 --> 00:05:45,235 (BLEEP) It's got harder. (BLEEP) 89 00:05:45,407 --> 00:05:49,923 Can I ask something? Why has the A.R.T. got coffee and we haven't? 90 00:05:50,087 --> 00:05:53,921 In Islamic countries they don't use toilet paper at all. 91 00:05:55,607 --> 00:05:59,486 They... They wipe with one hand in the shower 92 00:05:59,647 --> 00:06:02,036 and they eat with the other. 93 00:06:02,207 --> 00:06:06,519 - You keep it to yourself. - And they keep their nails trimmed. 94 00:06:06,727 --> 00:06:09,195 What do you mean, I look like a spider? 95 00:06:09,367 --> 00:06:12,404 Answer me sensibly. How many did you take? 96 00:06:12,567 --> 00:06:13,886 Two. 97 00:06:14,047 --> 00:06:16,242 Where did you find them? 98 00:06:16,407 --> 00:06:18,875 Over there. They were just lying about. 99 00:06:19,047 --> 00:06:23,040 - What did you take them for? - Don't... Tongue tied, lizard's tongue! 100 00:06:23,207 --> 00:06:26,199 - What did you take them for? - I don't know. 101 00:06:26,367 --> 00:06:28,483 They're not headache tablets. 102 00:06:28,647 --> 00:06:31,639 They're the guv'nor's! You could've killed yourself! 103 00:06:31,847 --> 00:06:34,486 (ARIA FROM "THE MAGIC FLUTE") 104 00:06:35,647 --> 00:06:38,115 (BEACH SINGS ALONG) 105 00:06:45,207 --> 00:06:48,995 - 20 quid at the beginning... - 20 quid for a cup of coffee is ridiculous! 106 00:06:49,167 --> 00:06:52,443 20 quid is at the beginning of the week on a Monday. 107 00:07:07,327 --> 00:07:09,602 Look, give him air, Bones! 108 00:07:10,287 --> 00:07:12,755 He's alive! Give him some air! 109 00:07:12,927 --> 00:07:15,395 - His pulse is normal. - He's passed out. 110 00:07:15,567 --> 00:07:18,127 His chest is rising up and down properly. 111 00:07:18,287 --> 00:07:21,677 - Take the other side. - Keep the heat on his head. 112 00:07:21,847 --> 00:07:24,361 I don't want that getting any vomit on it. 113 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:29,396 You've got to keep the heat in. Feathers are well-known for keeping the heat in. 114 00:07:30,327 --> 00:07:32,761 Strings, open up the toilet! 115 00:07:33,447 --> 00:07:37,725 Right, guys. I hate to do this to you, but it's Christmas Club money. 116 00:07:37,887 --> 00:07:40,242 Only 24 weeks to Christmas. 117 00:07:40,407 --> 00:07:45,037 - When will you pay us our overtime? - You'll have this money at Christmas. 118 00:07:45,207 --> 00:07:47,721 You need your Christmas present early? 119 00:07:47,927 --> 00:07:50,316 - £2 a head, you said? - Yeah. 120 00:07:50,487 --> 00:07:54,958 This is the problem. Do you know what I mean? Communication, right? 121 00:07:55,127 --> 00:07:58,836 - Where's the book you write it down in? - Trust me. Mark? 122 00:07:59,007 --> 00:08:03,205 Can you remember the date? I'm sure it was less than a month ago. 123 00:08:03,927 --> 00:08:05,565 It's, erm... 124 00:08:06,247 --> 00:08:08,761 Yeah, I'm gonna be here till quite late. 125 00:08:08,927 --> 00:08:13,079 But when I come home, I'm gonna have to tell you something, Rita. 126 00:08:13,247 --> 00:08:15,715 I'll have to tell you that it's, uh... What? 127 00:08:15,887 --> 00:08:18,560 There is someone at the door. Hold on. 128 00:08:19,607 --> 00:08:21,996 There's someone at the door. 129 00:08:22,167 --> 00:08:24,635 You were gonna tell her it was over! 130 00:08:24,807 --> 00:08:29,164 - I've got to do it in my own time. - I've given you weeks! 131 00:08:29,367 --> 00:08:31,642 How are you feeling, Mark? 132 00:08:31,807 --> 00:08:34,321 I'm absolutely buzzing out of my trolley. 133 00:08:34,967 --> 00:08:37,322 Are you sort of up or down or...? 134 00:08:37,487 --> 00:08:39,842 Both, mate. Absolutely just... 135 00:08:40,007 --> 00:08:42,396 I don't know, I'm just rocking. 136 00:08:42,767 --> 00:08:44,246 Got any left? 137 00:08:44,447 --> 00:08:48,076 You promised you were gonna tell her on the phone now. 138 00:08:48,247 --> 00:08:50,715 We've got the rest of our lives together. 139 00:08:50,887 --> 00:08:55,642 If this is gonna work, we've got the rest of our lives together. No need to worry. 140 00:08:55,807 --> 00:08:59,800 No need to worry about any of that. Hold me nice and tight. 141 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:02,362 - Hi, guys. Come on in. - Hi! 142 00:09:02,527 --> 00:09:04,643 Have some champagne. 143 00:09:04,807 --> 00:09:06,399 Hi. Cheers. 144 00:09:06,567 --> 00:09:08,842 Have some of that. A toast. 145 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:13,000 We didn't get Smiler McCarthy, but it was a good old voyage. 146 00:09:13,167 --> 00:09:16,159 Have one. You're not on duty all the time. 147 00:09:16,327 --> 00:09:18,795 - Celebrate with us. - Cheers. 148 00:09:18,967 --> 00:09:22,243 - Operation Good Guys! - Operation Good Guys! 149 00:09:23,727 --> 00:09:26,002 Hmm. Nice and sweet, innit? 150 00:09:26,167 --> 00:09:27,805 Cheers, guys. 151 00:09:29,207 --> 00:09:31,198 OK, everyone. 152 00:09:32,887 --> 00:09:35,242 - Gather round. - Strings! 153 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:43,325 I've called this meeting. I think, um... 154 00:09:43,487 --> 00:09:45,478 (SOBBING NEARBY) 155 00:09:45,647 --> 00:09:48,161 Most of you probably already guessed 156 00:09:48,327 --> 00:09:50,795 that we've had the official line. 157 00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:53,435 From 12 o'clock tomorrow, 158 00:09:53,607 --> 00:09:55,802 Operation Good Guys... 159 00:09:55,967 --> 00:09:57,958 is cancelled. 160 00:09:58,127 --> 00:10:00,516 Oh, great (!) (BLEEP) great! 161 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:03,517 It's been a great shock, 162 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:06,155 a great disappointment to us all. 163 00:10:06,327 --> 00:10:08,841 The guv'nor's obviously very upset, 164 00:10:09,007 --> 00:10:12,886 so what I would suggest is you all have the day off, 165 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:15,515 come back bright and early tomorrow 166 00:10:15,687 --> 00:10:19,157 and the guv'nor will give you his official debriefing. 167 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:23,320 Then, after, we can all get together and go for a drink. Sorry! 168 00:10:23,527 --> 00:10:25,518 (SOBBING) 169 00:10:35,887 --> 00:10:38,355 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 170 00:10:38,527 --> 00:10:41,917 Welcome aboard this 747 service to Los Angeles. 171 00:10:42,087 --> 00:10:45,557 Our route today will take us north over Manchester, 172 00:10:45,727 --> 00:10:49,356 the north coast of Scotland into the North Atlantic. 173 00:10:49,527 --> 00:10:52,360 We fly north over Iceland, Greenland, 174 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:56,361 down into Canada over Saskatchewan and Saskatoon... 175 00:11:37,207 --> 00:11:41,758 So it just leaves me to say sit back, relax and enjoy the rest of your flight. 176 00:11:41,927 --> 00:11:43,918 Cabin crew, doors manual. 177 00:11:44,607 --> 00:11:46,677 Gentlemen, Kim, um... 178 00:11:46,847 --> 00:11:49,042 Ray, do you have...? 179 00:11:49,207 --> 00:11:53,200 Thanks for coming. I have in my hand here a piece of paper. 180 00:11:53,367 --> 00:11:57,883 Perhaps the camera can get that because I'd like to have this on record. 181 00:11:58,567 --> 00:12:03,357 It's a postcard, a simple postcard from Spain from our friend Roy Leyton. 182 00:12:03,527 --> 00:12:07,998 I'll read it to you. It says, "Dear D.I.... (BLEEP BLEEP) off, you (BLEEP) 183 00:12:08,167 --> 00:12:11,557 "(BLEEP) off, you (BLEEP) off, off, you (BLEEP) 184 00:12:11,727 --> 00:12:15,720 "Come and get me if you're big enough. Love you (BLEEP), Roy. 185 00:12:15,887 --> 00:12:18,355 "PS. I've taken all your money." 186 00:12:18,527 --> 00:12:20,995 Yes, that's charming, isn't it? 187 00:12:21,167 --> 00:12:26,161 What's happened, our friend Mr Leyton has run off with all the funding 188 00:12:26,327 --> 00:12:28,602 for Operation Good Guys. 189 00:12:29,407 --> 00:12:33,195 And is now residing in Spain with a suitcase full of money. 190 00:12:33,367 --> 00:12:35,278 (BLEEP) bastard! 191 00:12:39,247 --> 00:12:43,718 They say a lot of money went missing, but what's that got to do with me? 192 00:12:43,887 --> 00:12:47,277 I happened to take early retirement and move to Spain 193 00:12:47,447 --> 00:12:51,076 when that money went missing, but they haven't proved it. 194 00:12:51,247 --> 00:12:54,444 This card totally exonerates all of you. 195 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,598 All of us. 196 00:12:57,647 --> 00:13:01,276 I don't view this operation as being a failure at all. 197 00:13:02,127 --> 00:13:06,120 I think we've been the victim of somebody who has no scruples... 198 00:13:07,367 --> 00:13:10,837 doesn't know the meaning of the word "honesty". 199 00:13:11,567 --> 00:13:15,242 I think you can all be very proud of yourselves indeed. 200 00:13:15,447 --> 00:13:20,441 If anybody wants to try and get me out this country, I've got important friends. 201 00:13:20,607 --> 00:13:23,599 No names, but a lot of important friends. 202 00:13:23,807 --> 00:13:26,526 I'm gutted. We're all gutted because... 203 00:13:26,687 --> 00:13:30,396 - We tried our hardest. - We were just beginning to gel. 204 00:13:30,567 --> 00:13:32,842 - Yeah. - It's like a band. 205 00:13:33,007 --> 00:13:36,522 - It takes time for the chemistry... - It was coming together. 206 00:13:36,687 --> 00:13:41,203 And some slime-ball accountant who I never liked... Did you like Leyton? 207 00:13:41,847 --> 00:13:44,315 No, he had a bad taste in dress as well. 208 00:13:44,487 --> 00:13:48,082 It ruined it for us because we didn't have any money. 209 00:13:48,247 --> 00:13:51,717 We had a bit of bad luck, a few little foul-ups. 210 00:13:51,887 --> 00:13:54,037 We have to admit that. 211 00:13:54,207 --> 00:13:56,277 - Nice card he sent us! - (BLEEP) 212 00:13:56,447 --> 00:14:00,326 (CAMERAMAN) So what would you do if you met Roy walking down the street? 213 00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:03,197 - Hang him. - Arrest him. 214 00:14:03,367 --> 00:14:07,201 Arrest him. He'd hang him, I'd arrest him. In that order! 215 00:14:07,367 --> 00:14:10,677 Well, first of all, thank you for coming. 216 00:14:11,687 --> 00:14:14,155 Well done for finding us here in Europe. 217 00:14:14,327 --> 00:14:17,683 Not many people track us down here at Interpol. 218 00:14:17,847 --> 00:14:20,315 We like to keep ourselves to ourselves. 219 00:14:20,487 --> 00:14:22,955 I've looked at the tapes that you've sent 220 00:14:23,127 --> 00:14:27,325 and clearly they're extraordinarily convincing and very interesting. 221 00:14:27,487 --> 00:14:29,876 And I would not be doing my job 222 00:14:30,047 --> 00:14:34,438 if I didn't say that we will take and hope to take some action from that, 223 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:38,077 and I think you have put up a very convincing case. 224 00:14:38,727 --> 00:14:43,118 As we know, in certain countries of the world business is fuelled 225 00:14:43,287 --> 00:14:47,678 by what we in the West might regard as underhand bribery... 226 00:14:48,367 --> 00:14:50,562 whatever you call it. 227 00:14:50,727 --> 00:14:53,116 I don't like to call it bribery, 228 00:14:53,287 --> 00:14:57,758 but I think we've got to have different standards for different things, 229 00:14:57,927 --> 00:15:01,283 if I make myself clear which I...I hope I don't. 230 00:15:02,127 --> 00:15:05,517 Because if there's one thing that you've got... 231 00:15:06,287 --> 00:15:08,596 it's a trust in each other. 232 00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:12,555 That trust only comes about by being honest with each other. 233 00:15:15,887 --> 00:15:20,085 Smiler McCarthy and myself appreciate you putting off the film crew 234 00:15:20,247 --> 00:15:22,636 and all that you've done for us. 235 00:15:22,807 --> 00:15:25,275 We've got a small appreciation for you. 236 00:15:27,407 --> 00:15:28,920 Thanks. 237 00:15:29,087 --> 00:15:31,282 - All right? - OK. 238 00:15:35,047 --> 00:15:36,526 Bones... 239 00:15:37,407 --> 00:15:39,762 What do you think of me? 240 00:15:40,527 --> 00:15:42,916 Well, I think that you're... 241 00:15:43,087 --> 00:15:45,521 fantastically firm but fair, sir. 242 00:15:46,047 --> 00:15:47,526 Honesty. 243 00:15:47,687 --> 00:15:49,882 You see what I mean? 244 00:15:51,687 --> 00:15:53,086 Mark... 245 00:15:53,247 --> 00:15:55,636 What do you think of Bones? 246 00:15:56,327 --> 00:15:58,318 What do you mean? 247 00:15:59,087 --> 00:16:02,796 - Your opinion of your colleague. - He's all right. 248 00:16:03,487 --> 00:16:07,116 We haven't seen the last of each other for today either. 249 00:16:07,287 --> 00:16:12,281 We're going to get together later for a bit of a party. You all deserve that at least. 250 00:16:12,447 --> 00:16:15,086 And I promise you at that party 251 00:16:15,247 --> 00:16:18,000 I'm going to be very honest with you. 252 00:16:18,927 --> 00:16:21,441 I'd like to see you later. Bye-bye. 253 00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:23,598 (APPLAUSE) 254 00:16:29,487 --> 00:16:33,560 Very pleased you all made it this evening. Enjoy yourselves. 255 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:37,719 There's someone now... Quiet at the back! 256 00:16:37,887 --> 00:16:41,516 There's someone now I would personally like to introduce. 257 00:16:42,287 --> 00:16:45,279 You've known him as something different, 258 00:16:45,447 --> 00:16:47,915 but tonight he wants to be introduced... 259 00:16:48,087 --> 00:16:52,683 Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Sylvia La Plage! 260 00:16:52,847 --> 00:16:55,315 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 261 00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,283 Ladies and gentlemen, 262 00:17:02,447 --> 00:17:05,359 tonight is a night for being honest. 263 00:17:06,367 --> 00:17:08,358 Music, maestro! 264 00:17:10,287 --> 00:17:12,642 # I am what I am 265 00:17:12,807 --> 00:17:16,436 # I am my own special creation 266 00:17:17,407 --> 00:17:19,762 # So come take a look 267 00:17:19,927 --> 00:17:21,918 # Give me the hook 268 00:17:22,087 --> 00:17:24,521 # Or the ovation 269 00:17:24,687 --> 00:17:28,839 # It's my world that I want to take a little pride in 270 00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:33,239 # My world and it's not a place for me to hide in 271 00:17:33,407 --> 00:17:35,557 # Life's not worth a damn 272 00:17:35,727 --> 00:17:37,718 # Until you can shout out 273 00:17:37,887 --> 00:17:41,675 # I am what I am! # 274 00:17:54,487 --> 00:17:55,806 # I... # 275 00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:58,435 So what did you think of that, then? 276 00:17:58,607 --> 00:18:02,441 I was just saying to the boys that I...almost knew. 277 00:18:03,247 --> 00:18:06,239 It's come as a surprise, but I had an idea. 278 00:18:06,967 --> 00:18:09,527 # ..I think it's pretty 279 00:18:09,687 --> 00:18:14,044 # And so what if I love each bauble and each bangle? # 280 00:18:15,607 --> 00:18:18,246 I'm stunned. I can't believe it. 281 00:18:19,927 --> 00:18:21,918 To be honest... 282 00:18:22,087 --> 00:18:25,841 I think, I mean it's funny what he's saying about honesty. 283 00:18:26,007 --> 00:18:30,000 I think it's wrong. I don't agree with men dressing up as women. 284 00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:32,556 I'm being honest! It's true. 285 00:18:32,727 --> 00:18:36,356 I don't think that men dressing up as women is normal. 286 00:18:36,527 --> 00:18:40,202 But he's got guts. You wouldn't get me in a pair of tights! 287 00:18:40,407 --> 00:18:42,637 # I deal my own deck 288 00:18:42,807 --> 00:18:44,798 # Sometimes the ace 289 00:18:44,967 --> 00:18:47,162 # Sometimes the deuces 290 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:51,320 # It's one life and there's no return and no deposit 291 00:18:51,487 --> 00:18:55,241 # One life, so it's time to open up your closet 292 00:18:55,407 --> 00:18:57,682 # Life's not worth a damn 293 00:18:57,847 --> 00:18:59,963 # Till you can shout out 294 00:19:00,127 --> 00:19:03,324 # I am what I am! # 295 00:19:03,527 --> 00:19:05,722 That was the boss? 296 00:19:05,887 --> 00:19:08,276 Was that the boss on the stage? 297 00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:11,723 - You gotta laugh... - Shut up! It's a woman! 298 00:19:11,887 --> 00:19:14,401 No wonder you've got problems! 299 00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:17,559 Shut up! It's actually the boss that was on...? 300 00:19:17,727 --> 00:19:20,116 Oh... I don't know about that. 301 00:19:33,647 --> 00:19:36,115 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 302 00:19:41,327 --> 00:19:44,205 Ladies and gentlemen, Sylvia La Plage! 303 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,718 (WHISTLES) 304 00:19:48,527 --> 00:19:51,041 There comes a time in everybody's life 305 00:19:51,207 --> 00:19:53,721 when it's right, it's the right thing to do. 306 00:19:53,887 --> 00:19:56,526 OK, things weren't going to plan, 307 00:19:56,687 --> 00:19:59,155 so the time was right for me. 308 00:19:59,327 --> 00:20:01,841 And we're all gonna have a good time! 309 00:20:02,007 --> 00:20:04,396 - (CHEERING) - Yes, Sylvia! 310 00:20:04,567 --> 00:20:07,127 It's my round, but I can't find me wallet! 311 00:20:07,287 --> 00:20:09,755 - I'll find it for you. - Cheeky! 312 00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:12,356 Reminded me of Les Dawson. 313 00:20:12,527 --> 00:20:17,521 When he first came on, I thought it was a bird, you know, a proper woman. 314 00:20:17,687 --> 00:20:21,919 He actually looked like he was enjoying himself. Do you think so? 315 00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:24,601 I honestly didn't know it was the guv'nor. 316 00:20:24,767 --> 00:20:26,758 He was really good. 317 00:20:26,927 --> 00:20:29,919 You approve of your guv'nor being a cross-dresser? 318 00:20:30,087 --> 00:20:32,555 - You liked that? - Yeah, it was great. 319 00:20:32,727 --> 00:20:34,877 Did you not enjoy it? 320 00:20:35,047 --> 00:20:38,437 Listen, we were quite shocked. It was a bit of fun. 321 00:20:38,607 --> 00:20:41,075 As long as it doesn't go any further. 322 00:20:41,247 --> 00:20:43,841 He's got a great voice, a fantastic voice. 323 00:20:44,047 --> 00:20:46,925 I've got the highest respect for D.I. Beach. 324 00:20:47,087 --> 00:20:50,557 And I've got the highest respect for Sylvia La Plage. 325 00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:54,402 And, uh, whatever Sir or Madam wants to be, 326 00:20:54,567 --> 00:20:57,001 in my eyes, he'll be one. 327 00:20:57,647 --> 00:21:00,161 It was a bit of a surprise at first, but... 328 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:04,761 I think that... Actually, he's quite attractive, isn't he? 329 00:21:06,087 --> 00:21:08,555 You could've at least shaved your back! 330 00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:11,161 Sorry, it's a bit sticky, sweaty. 331 00:21:11,327 --> 00:21:13,795 - Sir, was this made for you? - Yes. 332 00:21:13,967 --> 00:21:16,720 Bill's got a natural touch for dresses. 333 00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:21,921 I am absolutely elated and God bless Sylvia! That's all I can say. God bless! 334 00:21:24,487 --> 00:21:26,762 Catching all that on film? 335 00:21:27,607 --> 00:21:30,041 What are we gonna do with you? 336 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,715 Yeah, well, never mind the boss. 337 00:21:32,887 --> 00:21:36,402 The boss is happy with himself, but I tell you what. 338 00:21:36,567 --> 00:21:41,083 This is what I call a happy ending, 'cause I'm back with my wife. 339 00:21:41,287 --> 00:21:44,279 Did you deliberately come out to ruin my night? 340 00:21:44,447 --> 00:21:46,915 Did you try to ruin my evening, Gary? 341 00:21:47,087 --> 00:21:51,319 Our last evening together as a team! What is she doing here? 342 00:21:51,487 --> 00:21:54,957 - She's my wife. - What are you doing back together? 343 00:21:55,127 --> 00:21:57,687 You promised you would stay with me! 344 00:21:57,847 --> 00:22:00,361 We're gonna go away to the Bahamas. 345 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,518 - Are we? - Yes. 346 00:22:03,327 --> 00:22:06,125 Maybe have a...have a baby. 347 00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:09,315 - You're gonna go, are you? - I'm sorry. 348 00:22:09,487 --> 00:22:12,479 - Go on, then, Gary! - Don't start no trouble! 349 00:22:12,647 --> 00:22:15,878 - Don't get all Glenn Close on me! - Go on! Go off! 350 00:22:16,047 --> 00:22:20,040 Can I just tell you one more thing before you go through that door? 351 00:22:20,207 --> 00:22:23,199 - I'm heavy with your child! - What did you say? 352 00:22:24,287 --> 00:22:27,438 What can I say? It's... It's a release. 353 00:22:29,407 --> 00:22:34,401 It's a fantastic feeling, not just to have everybody support me the way they did. 354 00:22:34,567 --> 00:22:37,035 You saw that out there. It was fabulous. 355 00:22:37,207 --> 00:22:39,562 And...my nails are falling off. 356 00:22:40,967 --> 00:22:43,925 Erm...but also just to be honest 357 00:22:44,087 --> 00:22:46,555 and know I'm being honest with myself 358 00:22:46,727 --> 00:22:51,596 and my team have been honest with themselves and with me and loyal. 359 00:22:51,767 --> 00:22:54,156 The loyalty, I mean... 360 00:22:54,327 --> 00:22:56,318 is just incredible. 361 00:22:59,127 --> 00:23:01,118 Excuse me. 362 00:23:03,247 --> 00:23:08,765 And if they carry on with that honesty and truth throughout their careers, 363 00:23:08,927 --> 00:23:11,282 they will do terribly well. 364 00:23:11,447 --> 00:23:13,915 And if I...have played any part 365 00:23:14,087 --> 00:23:16,999 in making them the officers that they are, 366 00:23:17,167 --> 00:23:19,158 then I'm happy. 367 00:23:19,327 --> 00:23:21,477 I'm so happy tonight. 368 00:23:23,727 --> 00:23:25,797 Can we turn it off? 369 00:23:25,967 --> 00:23:28,162 Please. Do you mind? 370 00:23:31,527 --> 00:23:36,317 # We're just a couple of friends 371 00:23:37,847 --> 00:23:40,759 # We travel life's road together 372 00:23:40,927 --> 00:23:43,521 # Taking all the bends 373 00:23:43,727 --> 00:23:46,446 # Up and down 374 00:23:46,647 --> 00:23:49,764 # It's the way fate goes 375 00:23:49,967 --> 00:23:52,322 # Life throws the punches 376 00:23:52,527 --> 00:23:55,405 # And I get the blows 377 00:23:55,607 --> 00:23:57,916 # My buddy and I 378 00:23:58,127 --> 00:24:01,085 # Are a couple of gay old chums 379 00:24:01,287 --> 00:24:04,006 # We've got the high life 380 00:24:04,207 --> 00:24:07,244 # So who needs the gals? 381 00:24:09,447 --> 00:24:12,405 # We are amigos 'cause I go where he goes 382 00:24:12,607 --> 00:24:16,725 # And he goes where I goes 'cause we are amigos 383 00:24:16,927 --> 00:24:22,843 # We're just a couple of pals... 384 00:24:27,047 --> 00:24:28,560 # Ooh! 385 00:24:28,727 --> 00:24:32,481 # We're a couple of pals! 386 00:24:38,367 --> 00:24:43,361 # A couple of pals... # 387 00:24:44,967 --> 00:24:47,640 Gotta say goodnight to you, Bruce. 388 00:24:48,367 --> 00:24:52,679 # A couple of pals... # 389 00:24:53,767 --> 00:24:56,327 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 390 00:24:59,527 --> 00:25:01,518 What we must realise, 391 00:25:01,687 --> 00:25:05,566 the lesson to be learned is it's never over till it's over. 392 00:25:05,727 --> 00:25:08,241 This isn't the end. It's just the beginning. 393 00:25:08,407 --> 00:25:11,399 And OK, we haven't got any more funding 394 00:25:11,567 --> 00:25:14,798 because a certain Mr Leyton ran away with it, 395 00:25:14,967 --> 00:25:19,358 but we're gonna look elsewhere - thank you, Ray - for funding now. 396 00:25:19,527 --> 00:25:22,758 We might go to the City, we may go into Europe. 397 00:25:22,927 --> 00:25:26,715 We could even go across the ocean to find private funding, 398 00:25:26,887 --> 00:25:28,878 but that man Leyton, 399 00:25:29,047 --> 00:25:32,835 and more importantly McCarthy, will not escape my reach. 400 00:25:33,007 --> 00:25:36,158 - I will get to them. - This is not Tony Blair. 401 00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:38,795 - It's Smiler McCarthy. - Ray, please. 402 00:25:38,967 --> 00:25:40,559 Gone, gone. 403 00:25:40,727 --> 00:25:42,877 Ray, keep a lid on it. 404 00:25:43,047 --> 00:25:44,400 Sorry. 405 00:25:44,567 --> 00:25:48,276 We will get these people. They will be brought to book. 406 00:25:48,447 --> 00:25:52,440 And I'm gonna be right there on the front row when it happens. 407 00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:58,321 I'm saying just keep it down. 408 00:25:58,527 --> 00:26:00,995 I think I've found a new career path. 409 00:26:01,647 --> 00:26:06,277 Strings' brother's band. They're called Feelybooth. I'm gonna manage 'em. 410 00:26:06,447 --> 00:26:11,202 Go part-time in the police, back in the Specials for the occasional punch-up. 411 00:26:11,887 --> 00:26:14,401 # Do you remember 412 00:26:14,567 --> 00:26:17,525 # When we were a couple of kids? # 413 00:26:18,407 --> 00:26:21,399 The truth is we have a cracking squad here. 414 00:26:21,567 --> 00:26:25,082 - A cracking squad? - Yes. Our funding was spirited away... 415 00:26:25,247 --> 00:26:28,956 - Who spirited it? - Well, an accountant did. 416 00:26:29,167 --> 00:26:32,079 # When we were three foot tall... # 417 00:26:33,247 --> 00:26:35,397 Hello. I'm Victor Kiam. 418 00:26:35,567 --> 00:26:38,365 I've got the smallest hair dryer made. 419 00:26:38,527 --> 00:26:41,200 It is marvellous. It's called Travel Smart. 420 00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:43,756 It'll fit in a woman's purse. 421 00:26:43,927 --> 00:26:47,636 And I've got a hygienic clipper for nose and ear hair. 422 00:26:47,847 --> 00:26:50,361 Those two things I love to sell, 423 00:26:50,527 --> 00:26:52,995 but Operation Good Guys, 424 00:26:53,167 --> 00:26:56,045 I could not sell that to anybody! 425 00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:04,279 I think actually... I've been thinking about it. 426 00:27:04,447 --> 00:27:06,961 I reckon I'm gonna co-manage the band. 427 00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:11,598 Bones is interested in doing something and we're at a bit of a loose end, 428 00:27:11,767 --> 00:27:14,235 so we'll do a co-management thing. 429 00:27:14,407 --> 00:27:16,637 Oi! You're my assistant! 430 00:27:16,807 --> 00:27:19,082 No. It's co-management. 431 00:27:19,247 --> 00:27:23,479 No, you're my assistant. I'm managing 'em. You're my assistant. 432 00:27:23,647 --> 00:27:25,205 We'll see. 433 00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:29,158 # And when we were... # 434 00:27:29,327 --> 00:27:31,477 It's my brother's band. 435 00:27:31,647 --> 00:27:37,165 I'm helping them out a bit, but it's down to them. My performing days are over. 436 00:27:37,327 --> 00:27:40,558 # ..and still be on the road 437 00:27:41,687 --> 00:27:44,247 # The storm in September 438 00:27:44,407 --> 00:27:47,160 # The wind and summer rain... # 439 00:27:47,327 --> 00:27:49,795 We've got a cab? We have transport? 440 00:27:49,967 --> 00:27:52,435 - It's outside. - OK. Let's go. 441 00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:57,278 - You look a million dollars. - You're a cheeky boy. 442 00:27:57,447 --> 00:28:00,439 See you, lads. Goodnight! You have a good 'un. 443 00:28:00,607 --> 00:28:01,676 See ya. 444 00:28:02,647 --> 00:28:05,798 # Ready or not, here I come 445 00:28:05,967 --> 00:28:08,606 # I'm gonna get you 446 00:28:09,967 --> 00:28:12,845 # Ready or not, here I come 447 00:28:13,007 --> 00:28:15,646 # I'm gonna get you 448 00:28:16,767 --> 00:28:19,839 # Ready or not, here I come 449 00:28:20,527 --> 00:28:24,122 # I'm gonna get you, get you, get you... 450 00:28:27,447 --> 00:28:30,041 # I'm gonna get you! # 451 00:28:35,327 --> 00:28:37,795 - Are you all right? - That's it. 452 00:28:37,845 --> 00:28:42,395 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35529

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