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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,570 --> 00:00:04,390 Chicago winters can be brutal. 2 00:00:04,930 --> 00:00:10,530 They tend to weed out anything that isn't strong. Today's high was one, you 3 00:00:10,530 --> 00:00:11,530 guys. 4 00:00:11,730 --> 00:00:14,730 One. Does anybody remember the last time it was over ten? 5 00:00:15,090 --> 00:00:16,090 That time of year. 6 00:00:16,329 --> 00:00:18,310 I think my mailman has all my mail in his garage. 7 00:00:18,630 --> 00:00:20,650 Can you blame him? No, he'll get to it. 8 00:00:22,170 --> 00:00:23,230 Shut the door! 9 00:00:24,010 --> 00:00:28,010 Screw it. I'm tired of being treated like this. I'm done with Chicago. 10 00:00:28,350 --> 00:00:29,308 We'll miss you. 11 00:00:29,310 --> 00:00:33,490 Eh, it'll be quieter. No, I'm serious. Why do we live here? Look at Hawaii. 12 00:00:33,490 --> 00:00:34,570 80 degrees there. 13 00:00:34,930 --> 00:00:37,950 That's like 40... 79. 14 00:00:38,210 --> 00:00:42,870 79 degrees warmer than it is here. Why aren't we all moving to Hawaii right 15 00:00:43,090 --> 00:00:45,570 The humidity makes my hair explode. There's no baseball team? 16 00:00:45,870 --> 00:00:47,090 Brady Bunch went there and almost died. 17 00:00:47,330 --> 00:00:48,630 I don't look good in Hawaiian shirts. 18 00:00:49,130 --> 00:00:52,490 Yeah, because you look great in... Are those parachute pants? 19 00:00:53,010 --> 00:00:54,670 No, they're weightlifting pants. 20 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:59,000 Oh, that redeems it. Why don't you just call them astronaut pants? You haven't 21 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:02,020 done that either. Hey, it's cold out. Forgive me if I haven't been to the 22 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,940 laundromat in a while. Since 1989? 23 00:01:04,379 --> 00:01:07,100 Hey, they keep me warm. It's all part of my layering system. 24 00:01:07,340 --> 00:01:10,200 Long johns, sweats, jeans, astronaut pants. 25 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:12,380 Dude, how long does it take you to get undressed at night? 26 00:01:12,980 --> 00:01:14,760 Undressed? Oh, Lord. 27 00:01:15,060 --> 00:01:17,580 All right, come on, you guys. We can beat this. 28 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:21,260 It's just Chicago winter, right? We just got to buck up and show a little 29 00:01:21,260 --> 00:01:22,260 toughness. 30 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:24,280 Oh, Bobby's car doesn't start. 31 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:25,910 He's not going to make it. 32 00:01:26,590 --> 00:01:27,970 I'd rather be dead. 33 00:01:40,730 --> 00:01:41,930 Shut the door! 34 00:01:42,530 --> 00:01:44,090 And hello to you, too. 35 00:01:44,410 --> 00:01:45,850 Why are you in such a good mood? 36 00:01:46,210 --> 00:01:50,830 I'm every bit as sunny as I always am. Andy loves the cold weather. He always 37 00:01:50,830 --> 00:01:51,910 has. Come on. 38 00:01:52,130 --> 00:01:54,070 It's true. The colder, the better. 39 00:01:54,410 --> 00:01:55,950 My body's built for this. Look at me. 40 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:59,350 I am descendant from a long line of men who ice fish. 41 00:01:59,610 --> 00:02:01,130 I've never understood that hobby. 42 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:03,490 I never understood hammer time. 43 00:02:03,810 --> 00:02:07,650 So does Meredith like the cold, too? Oh, God, no. Which is another reason why 44 00:02:07,650 --> 00:02:08,508 I'm so happy. 45 00:02:08,509 --> 00:02:10,669 She took the kids to her sister's in Florida. 46 00:02:11,230 --> 00:02:12,790 I got the whole place to myself. 47 00:02:13,310 --> 00:02:14,970 So you're all alone, just like me? 48 00:02:15,850 --> 00:02:16,930 Not at all like you. 49 00:02:17,730 --> 00:02:20,230 But, yeah, shaping up to be a pretty sweet week. 50 00:02:20,430 --> 00:02:25,110 Ugh, not for me. I haven't seen Bobby in four days because of the car or you 51 00:02:25,110 --> 00:02:26,950 can't find a cab or my pipe burst. 52 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:28,910 Ooh, I bet your pipe burst. Got it. 53 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:33,310 I've never had a relationship last through the winter. Or the spring, 54 00:02:33,310 --> 00:02:35,410 fall. Hey, they said there's going to be a warm front tomorrow. 55 00:02:35,650 --> 00:02:37,210 If it gets above 20, I'm taking out the garbage. 56 00:02:37,730 --> 00:02:38,730 No, you won't. 57 00:02:38,770 --> 00:02:39,830 No, I probably won't. 58 00:02:40,090 --> 00:02:43,530 Hey, maybe they'll move all those abandoned cars off the street. That ice 59 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:45,910 truck has been parked out there since the first snow of November. 60 00:02:46,540 --> 00:02:48,960 You think the guy's still in it? He's probably keeping warm in the freezer. 61 00:02:49,180 --> 00:02:51,180 Ooh, ice cream. Who needs? 62 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:54,800 I scream, you scream, we all scream. 63 00:02:55,060 --> 00:02:56,060 Shut the door! 64 00:02:58,460 --> 00:03:02,760 And overnight, warm weather shows up and everybody comes out of hibernation 65 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:03,860 overjoyed. 66 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:09,920 Mine are clean. 67 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:11,360 Mine are dirty. 68 00:03:17,220 --> 00:03:18,700 There's no sorry in hacky sack. 69 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:20,680 Well, then I guess I'm not. 70 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:26,320 Hey, stranger. 71 00:03:27,580 --> 00:03:29,820 Hey. Hi. I'm going to dip you now. 72 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:35,200 Aloha, amigo. 73 00:03:46,670 --> 00:03:47,670 And a little thing. 74 00:03:58,330 --> 00:03:59,770 So you really bought a Jeep? 75 00:04:00,010 --> 00:04:04,390 It feels like spring, man. The warm weather is here, and I want to be in it. 76 00:04:04,530 --> 00:04:05,530 Huh? 77 00:04:05,550 --> 00:04:09,410 Getting a tan, toes in the sand, drinking my hand. Come on! 78 00:04:09,690 --> 00:04:10,690 And the dog? 79 00:04:12,350 --> 00:04:13,350 Man's best friend. 80 00:04:13,450 --> 00:04:14,790 With me till the end. 81 00:04:15,020 --> 00:04:16,019 I hope I don't offend. 82 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:19,779 This warm weather has to go away. 83 00:04:20,339 --> 00:04:21,399 Where are your sleeves? 84 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:23,900 He also bought a jeep and a dog. 85 00:04:25,580 --> 00:04:26,740 I am so sorry. 86 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:28,780 Oh, I love this little guy. 87 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,700 Bingo and I are going to have a great time together, aren't we, buddy? Aren't 88 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:32,700 we? Yes. 89 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:33,900 Why'd you name him Bingo? 90 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:35,160 Because he can do this. 91 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:41,260 Oh, what a cute dog. 92 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,160 Who do you belong to? 93 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:46,070 Bingo. Uh, if you'll excuse me. 94 00:04:47,490 --> 00:04:50,870 It's like the weather changed and his brain just turned to mush. Yeah, it 95 00:04:50,870 --> 00:04:51,870 much of a stretch. 96 00:04:51,990 --> 00:04:54,390 Everyone's lost their mind. When will you people learn? 97 00:04:55,070 --> 00:04:57,750 I saw you kissing some skateboarder outside. 98 00:04:58,670 --> 00:04:59,850 I won't tell Bobby. 99 00:05:00,070 --> 00:05:03,450 That was Bobby. Where is Bobby? Oh, he's running some errands. Aren't you hot in 100 00:05:03,450 --> 00:05:07,650 that sweater? Of course I am. But this is winter. This weather's gonna flip. 101 00:05:08,190 --> 00:05:09,430 And I'll be prepared. 102 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:11,410 Now, if you'll excuse me. 103 00:05:11,790 --> 00:05:15,870 I'm going to go home, turn on the air conditioning, and watch Ice Road 104 00:05:18,070 --> 00:05:22,130 Well, in the meantime, want to go to the park and throw the frisbee? Or we could 105 00:05:22,130 --> 00:05:23,630 open up a fire hydrant and just dance. 106 00:05:24,730 --> 00:05:25,730 Don't you have to work? 107 00:05:25,770 --> 00:05:27,830 Are you kidding? Nobody goes to the bars when it's this night out. 108 00:05:29,090 --> 00:05:30,750 Ah, look around. 109 00:05:32,550 --> 00:05:33,690 Yeah, I should probably go to work. 110 00:05:34,850 --> 00:05:36,750 Ben goes over there laying the groundwork for me. 111 00:05:37,050 --> 00:05:38,330 I'd like to let him pick which one. 112 00:05:38,910 --> 00:05:41,750 I prefer the curly -haired one, but I'm not going to question his process. 113 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:43,510 Hey, everybody. 114 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:45,010 Hey. This is Heather. 115 00:05:45,230 --> 00:05:46,310 How are you? Hi. 116 00:05:46,690 --> 00:05:49,790 Kenny told me so much about all of you, I feel like I already know you. Oh, 117 00:05:49,890 --> 00:05:50,669 that's nice. 118 00:05:50,670 --> 00:05:51,489 Who's Kenny? 119 00:05:51,490 --> 00:05:52,490 What? 120 00:05:53,010 --> 00:05:54,730 You're hilarious. You must be Bobby. 121 00:05:54,950 --> 00:05:55,950 No, I'm Mike. 122 00:05:56,110 --> 00:05:57,770 What? Is Bobby the funny one? 123 00:05:58,090 --> 00:06:01,650 He's got a silly streak, man, yeah. You're Mike? Oh, Kenny never mentioned 124 00:06:01,950 --> 00:06:05,010 Well, smart move. Probably because I'm rocking the gun show. 125 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:06,960 Now you're funny. 126 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:09,880 Well, it was nice to meet all of you. Yeah, you too. 127 00:06:10,340 --> 00:06:14,040 I gotta go, but I'll see you later, okay? Okay. I love you. I love you too. 128 00:06:14,660 --> 00:06:15,660 Bye. 129 00:06:18,180 --> 00:06:22,260 I love you. I do love her. But you met her like three hours ago. 130 00:06:22,580 --> 00:06:24,500 Hey, when you know, you know. 131 00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:26,900 Dude! 132 00:06:27,060 --> 00:06:30,500 You might want to work the party a little more before you break open the 133 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:34,020 All right, take it easy, puka shells. Look, I met her. 134 00:06:34,300 --> 00:06:35,300 I love her. 135 00:06:35,390 --> 00:06:36,389 What can I say? 136 00:06:36,390 --> 00:06:37,390 Love is in the air. 137 00:06:37,970 --> 00:06:39,450 He ain't lying. Check that out. 138 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:44,110 The whole world is turned upside down. 139 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:46,270 Oh, hello, everyone. 140 00:06:46,950 --> 00:06:47,950 Hey, Seth. 141 00:06:48,830 --> 00:06:49,749 What's up? 142 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:51,510 Oh, did you see my little show? 143 00:06:52,050 --> 00:06:52,989 That's Trevor. 144 00:06:52,990 --> 00:06:56,650 And Trevor is? Smelly, deranged, getting back at his parents. Is that Kenny? 145 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:01,040 Oh, I didn't recognize you without your Joe Piscopo costume on. 146 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:03,840 Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second. You met this guy, what, this 147 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,100 morning? And now you're, what, you're dating? 148 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:07,280 Sure. Let's call it dating. 149 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:09,920 I'm gonna have a margarita for lunch. 150 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:12,400 Anybody? Ah, I'm all good. Okay. 151 00:07:13,340 --> 00:07:14,340 They've all gone insane. 152 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:15,740 Maybe they were always insane. 153 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:19,240 And it was just so cold out that they moved slower so you couldn't see the 154 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:20,240 insanity. 155 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:21,760 Aren't you supposed to go back to work? 156 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,540 Oh, God, yeah, I keep forgetting. 157 00:07:24,940 --> 00:07:25,940 Later. 158 00:07:27,190 --> 00:07:29,230 Buddy? What's going on, guys? 159 00:07:29,470 --> 00:07:30,470 Everybody's gone crazy. 160 00:07:30,730 --> 00:07:35,310 Like dancing in the streets crazy? Or like box of fingers under your bed 161 00:07:35,490 --> 00:07:38,350 Somewhere between those two. Yeah, like a happy -go -lucky guy who cuts up 162 00:07:38,350 --> 00:07:42,450 squirrels. Well, then maybe you wouldn't mind if I stole you away for a little 163 00:07:42,450 --> 00:07:43,450 lunch in the park. 164 00:07:43,650 --> 00:07:44,650 A picnic? 165 00:07:44,770 --> 00:07:46,550 Ooh! A picnic! 166 00:07:47,210 --> 00:07:51,970 See, I was avoiding that word for exactly that reason. But yes, a picnic 167 00:07:51,970 --> 00:07:53,030 park. I would love to. 168 00:07:53,650 --> 00:07:55,090 What's the, uh, occasion? 169 00:07:55,570 --> 00:07:56,570 It's a beautiful day. 170 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:57,950 I have a beautiful girlfriend. 171 00:08:00,030 --> 00:08:01,030 Girlfriend? No. 172 00:08:01,890 --> 00:08:02,890 Beautiful? 173 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:06,110 Let's go. 174 00:08:07,150 --> 00:08:10,010 I was starting to think I wasn't going to see you until the end of winter. 175 00:08:10,310 --> 00:08:13,050 I know, I know. I was so lonely sitting in my apartment. 176 00:08:13,310 --> 00:08:15,830 I had whiskey sours with my neighbor, Mrs. Jenkins. 177 00:08:16,490 --> 00:08:17,770 She'd think I'm Frank Sinatra. 178 00:08:17,990 --> 00:08:19,330 It was exhausting. 179 00:08:20,490 --> 00:08:23,950 Oh, but now a picnic. Oh, wait a second. You didn't forget the booze. Oh, no. 180 00:08:24,030 --> 00:08:25,230 Beer. Oh. 181 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:26,780 But they're warm. 182 00:08:27,220 --> 00:08:29,540 Maybe we should run back to Crowley's and grab some ice? 183 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,539 I've got a better idea. 184 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:40,159 Why am I so nervous? 185 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:43,159 Oh, patient, pause. You act like you've never stolen ice before. 186 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:44,900 Is this something you do regularly? 187 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,000 Cover me. I'm going in. 188 00:08:47,980 --> 00:08:51,100 Oh, my God, this kitchen is gorgeous. 189 00:08:51,380 --> 00:08:52,380 Hey, concentrate. 190 00:08:52,540 --> 00:08:54,200 There's more than one kind of ice. 191 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:57,780 Someone's coming. Just get the ice and get out. 192 00:08:58,980 --> 00:09:00,200 Oh, my God, you've got to see the stove. 193 00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:02,720 If I had the stove, I'd learn how to cook. 194 00:09:02,980 --> 00:09:05,500 That's funny, because if I had that couch, I'd be napping right now. 195 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:08,600 There's a skylight in the closet. There's a TV in the bathroom. 196 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:13,020 There's a Murphy bed in the guest room. There's a working fireplace in the den. 197 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:16,000 There's a wet bar in the bedroom. 198 00:09:16,220 --> 00:09:18,160 There's a wet bar in the bedroom? 199 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:21,420 That looks like an herb garden. 200 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:23,140 Oh, yeah? What do you know about herb gardens? 201 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:24,400 Uh, enough. 202 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,260 All right, why don't you name four herbs? 203 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:32,240 Okay, parsley, Italian parsley, Chinese parsley, and 204 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:34,420 Elvis parsley. 205 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:37,180 Hey. What? 206 00:09:37,860 --> 00:09:38,860 Let's live here. 207 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:43,980 Wait, why? I want to buy this place, and I want you to move in with me, and we 208 00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:46,240 could live here. 209 00:09:48,140 --> 00:09:51,900 Really? Yeah. I mean, come on. The place has heat. 210 00:09:52,350 --> 00:09:56,270 And air. We could take whatever Chicago throws at us. What do you say? 211 00:09:58,530 --> 00:09:59,650 Okay. Okay? 212 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:01,290 Okay. Okay! 213 00:10:01,830 --> 00:10:03,050 Okay! Okay! 214 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:04,750 Oh. 215 00:10:05,590 --> 00:10:06,590 Wow. 216 00:10:10,690 --> 00:10:12,430 You guys are shacking up now, huh? 217 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:15,970 Moving in together, man. That's big. 218 00:10:16,530 --> 00:10:18,450 All sorts of joys await you. 219 00:10:18,790 --> 00:10:21,110 You guys have to see this house. It is... 220 00:10:21,739 --> 00:10:25,220 Fantastic. It's got a great little yard, too. Ooh, bingo. We'll love that. 221 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:29,740 Does it happen to have an extra bedroom where, say, a friend could live? 222 00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:32,600 They just found the place, and they're already trying to move in with him. 223 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,000 Mike's dog's digging up their yard. 224 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,200 Whoa. 225 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:37,080 Excuse me. 226 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,880 Yeah, he's not really going to. No. 227 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:43,820 He's not going to. No. I love your dog. Your dog is awesome. He's the best. 228 00:10:46,150 --> 00:10:48,870 Another bartender just called in sick. It's the third one today. You know 229 00:10:48,870 --> 00:10:50,090 they're not really sick, right? 230 00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:53,170 Yeah, I know, but I mean, I've used that excuse so many times myself, I can't 231 00:10:53,170 --> 00:10:53,929 really say anything. 232 00:10:53,930 --> 00:10:56,090 Well, today is your lucky day, hermano. 233 00:10:56,730 --> 00:10:58,130 Yo soy un bartender. 234 00:10:58,650 --> 00:10:59,810 Really? You know how to bartend? Si. 235 00:11:00,430 --> 00:11:01,349 You're hired. 236 00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:04,330 Uh -oh. It's Meredith. 237 00:11:05,410 --> 00:11:06,410 Hi, honey. 238 00:11:06,510 --> 00:11:09,090 I don't know what you're talking about. It's still really cold here. 239 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:14,030 No, you shouldn't come back early, because I'm sick. 240 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:17,680 All right, man, we got to go. 241 00:11:17,740 --> 00:11:18,940 All right, all right. 242 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:23,200 Hey, we got to stop by my place and pick up Bingo. No, dude, you can't bring 243 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:23,739 your dog. 244 00:11:23,740 --> 00:11:24,319 Why not? 245 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,340 Because, I don't know, it's against, like, health code or something. 246 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:29,360 Dude, they let him in here. They let you in here. 247 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:30,880 Point taken. Thank you. 248 00:11:31,460 --> 00:11:35,520 I got to take off, too. I got to meet my cousin, the real estate agent. 249 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,280 I'm really excited. 250 00:11:37,540 --> 00:11:38,540 Me, too. 251 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:40,259 Hey, buddy. 252 00:11:40,260 --> 00:11:41,260 Hey. 253 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:43,300 Where'd everyone go? 254 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:45,740 Oh, we're all meeting up at John's. I didn't invite you, but... 255 00:11:46,110 --> 00:11:47,110 You're sick. 256 00:11:48,470 --> 00:11:50,970 Well, she did say I should drink plenty of liquids. 257 00:11:52,390 --> 00:11:54,650 Dude, this is the busiest we've ever been. 258 00:11:54,890 --> 00:11:56,250 We're running kind of low on rum, though. 259 00:11:56,770 --> 00:11:58,490 Because they can't get enough of my tie. 260 00:11:58,930 --> 00:11:59,930 It's called a mic tie. 261 00:12:00,210 --> 00:12:03,570 That's clever. Well, I'm trying to push the tequila. Come on, man. I'm sweating 262 00:12:03,570 --> 00:12:05,870 through my three -pound sweater. Where's my beer? 263 00:12:06,270 --> 00:12:08,490 Listen, any chance you're going to sleep with me tonight? 264 00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:09,669 Uh, no. 265 00:12:09,670 --> 00:12:11,330 Then embrace the back of the line. 266 00:12:11,610 --> 00:12:13,730 Can I interest any ladies in a mic -a -rita? 267 00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:16,089 Hey, guys. 268 00:12:16,090 --> 00:12:17,230 Hey. Hey, PJ. 269 00:12:17,650 --> 00:12:18,650 I'll be right back. 270 00:12:19,210 --> 00:12:20,910 I love you so much. I love you. 271 00:12:21,890 --> 00:12:22,890 Wow. 272 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:28,410 Things look like they're going well. 273 00:12:29,170 --> 00:12:31,670 Yeah. We're going to go to Columbus this weekend and meet the folks. 274 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,390 That make sense? Think it's your one -day anniversary? 275 00:12:34,890 --> 00:12:38,250 Uh -huh. I know you have your doubts, but when I'm with Heather, I feel 276 00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:41,860 fantastic. That's great, but don't you think this gorgeous weather is playing a 277 00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:45,940 little part in that? I feel fantastic because I'm in love. Because I'm in 278 00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:47,720 I'm able to enjoy this gorgeous weather. 279 00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:51,980 All right, fine. I'm just saying that saying I love you and meeting the 280 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,880 in the first week is really fast. 281 00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:57,080 When did you and Bobby first say I love you? 282 00:12:57,380 --> 00:12:59,100 We still haven't. Really? 283 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,600 Yeah, and we've been dating, what, a couple of months? 284 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:06,420 You see... Kenny, there is a healthy and natural progression to these things. I 285 00:13:06,420 --> 00:13:10,880 see. So it's date a couple of months, move in, then say I love you. Or wait, 286 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:16,100 no, no, wait, or is it celebrate your 50th anniversary, then move in, then say 287 00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:20,480 love you. I can't... Well, to say it like that, it sounds like I'm making a 288 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,480 mistake. 289 00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:25,940 Oh, hey, hey. 290 00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:27,680 Where is your new man? 291 00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:28,900 Oh, Trevor. 292 00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:31,780 I'm meeting him later at a rooftop vegan barbecue in Drum Circle. 293 00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:34,180 But don't get too attached to Trevor. I'm not. 294 00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:39,020 Really? Yeah, yeah. It's just a crazy warm weather thing, you know? Just going 295 00:13:39,020 --> 00:13:40,020 with the flow. 296 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:43,340 Or as Trevor would say, I'm keeping my stoke on. 297 00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:45,480 Okay, see, well, I just went with my flow. 298 00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:47,100 And are you ready for this? 299 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:50,760 Bobby and I are moving in with each other. 300 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,320 Wow. That's a little crazy, right? A little. 301 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:59,840 Yeah. See, we saw this townhouse, and Bobby really wanted to buy it. 302 00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:01,060 And... 303 00:14:01,260 --> 00:14:03,800 I don't know. I mean, we haven't even said I love you yet. 304 00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:06,340 And it seems fast. 305 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:07,700 It's fast. 306 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,680 Yeah. How is the house, though? 307 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:14,400 Gorgeous. Oh, my God. You would love it. There are so many closets. There's a 308 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,360 closet that has another closet in it. 309 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:17,840 Don't do this to yourself. 310 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,300 And don't do this to me. 311 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,480 Is it still for sale? Can I afford it? No. 312 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:28,760 Plus, Bobby has a history of moving really fast in relationships, you know? 313 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:30,440 And... 314 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,070 I don't really want to end up like Elsa. 315 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:35,310 Even if you could have her legs? No, I'd tip over on those things. 316 00:14:35,550 --> 00:14:38,970 Well, look, did it ever occur to you that Bobby just got caught up in this 317 00:14:38,970 --> 00:14:39,970 weather thing, too? 318 00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:41,830 I mean, he has to know this is crazy. 319 00:14:42,270 --> 00:14:43,109 You think? 320 00:14:43,110 --> 00:14:47,990 Sure. My guess is as soon as the snow starts to fall again, this whole moving 321 00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:49,250 together idea will disappear. 322 00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:51,530 Yeah, you're probably right. Yeah. 323 00:14:51,810 --> 00:14:54,850 I mean, look at this bar full of crazy people acting like they don't have to go 324 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:55,850 to work in the morning. 325 00:14:55,990 --> 00:14:57,690 And Mike and his dog, Kenny? 326 00:14:58,430 --> 00:14:59,630 No, Kenny's just an idiot. 327 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,000 Oh, 328 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:08,700 dude, that better be water. 329 00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:09,940 All right, you know what? 330 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,880 Bingo has got a go -o. 331 00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:13,660 All right? He can't hang out here anymore. 332 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:14,920 No way. 333 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,560 We're a team, bro -ham. 334 00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:18,720 We just split up Batman and Robin? Yeah. 335 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,820 If Robin peed on the file cabinet. 336 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:22,360 Uncool, Bingo. 337 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,940 But since he already peed, he's probably solid for, like, another hour or so. 338 00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:30,600 Oh, hey, guys. 339 00:15:31,210 --> 00:15:32,730 Oh, my God, you're so cold. 340 00:15:33,010 --> 00:15:35,010 It's snowing. It's snowing? Yeah. 341 00:15:35,270 --> 00:15:36,270 No way. 342 00:15:36,390 --> 00:15:37,390 That was fast. 343 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:41,010 Yeah, I made the mistake of ordering an iced coffee, and now I have this. 344 00:15:41,990 --> 00:15:45,310 Something tells me I'm not going to an outdoor vegan drum circle tonight. 345 00:15:45,930 --> 00:15:49,450 I mean, that usually goes without saying, doesn't it? So that's it for 346 00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:54,570 huh? Oh, God, yes. I mean, the guy endlessly talked about following Fish 347 00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:56,150 How random is that? 348 00:15:57,870 --> 00:15:59,130 Does she know Fish is a band? 349 00:15:59,979 --> 00:16:00,980 Let's not tell her. 350 00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:07,159 Snow's back. 351 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,360 What? No, this sucks. 352 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,880 Oh, grab my bag. We have to go check on my cats. 353 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:15,460 Cats? I didn't know you had cats. 354 00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:17,180 Whatever. You're going to love them. 355 00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:19,960 I am, in fact, highly allergic to cats. 356 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,740 I don't believe in allergies. 357 00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:23,820 They're all up here. 358 00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:28,480 No, it's actually more down in here. It's a very real choking sensation. 359 00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:30,340 Don't be silly. 360 00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:35,920 Grab my bag. Look, Heather, I don't do cats. I'm not a cat person. Maybe it's 361 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:40,680 because I will die if I get near one, but even without that, I don't trust 362 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:43,940 My cats are like family. I can't believe you didn't know this about me. 363 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,320 We only met like yesterday. 364 00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:48,320 Oh, okay. I suppose next you're going to tell me you're not super into 365 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:52,880 renaissance fairs. Rennaissance fairs? Like mutton and jousting? And gestures. 366 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:57,980 Oh. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He thinks I'm starting to have grave 367 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,600 He thinks the crazy cat lady is correct. 368 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:05,940 Goodbye. 369 00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:15,960 I gotta give it to her. She went for the lap instead of the face. 370 00:17:16,579 --> 00:17:17,579 That's old school. 371 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:18,639 You all right? 372 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,680 Yeah, I'm just glad I nipped that in the bud before turning a hot mulled wine 373 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:22,680 from a flagon. 374 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:24,800 Sorry. 375 00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:26,760 Oh, hey, I know how to make you feel better. 376 00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:29,960 How? Hey, Mike. Hey. Did you know it's snowing? 377 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:32,120 So? Did your Jeep come with a top? 378 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,120 I like my Jeeps the way I like my ladies. 379 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:35,840 All right. 380 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:38,980 You got to give it a second. 381 00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:41,840 Snow, top, Jeep. Damn it. Excuse me. 382 00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:44,600 Yeah. That makes me happy. 383 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:53,060 Holy cow. It is really coming down. 384 00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:56,280 Man, it really is. And we should probably get out of here. Yeah. 385 00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:03,590 Hey, sort of bad news. I talked to my cousin, and it turns out that the owners 386 00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:05,970 of the townhouse already accepted an offer. 387 00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:07,309 Oh, no. 388 00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:08,310 That sucks. 389 00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:13,410 Yeah, but she has a bunch of other places just like it that she wants to 390 00:18:13,410 --> 00:18:14,410 this weekend. 391 00:18:15,070 --> 00:18:18,070 Gosh, you know what? This weekend, I'm actually pretty busy. 392 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,430 Well, okay, and we'll find some time on Monday. 393 00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:23,130 Did you see this now? 394 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:24,570 I did. 395 00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:26,580 Falling from the sky? 396 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,440 Yeah. 397 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:31,560 Is everything okay? 398 00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:39,580 You know, I really miss you when I don't see you for three days. 399 00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:43,220 I know, me too. That's why we're moving in together. 400 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,940 No, but I think it's great that I miss you. 401 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,460 You know, and that's not always going to be the case. 402 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:50,840 What are you saying? 403 00:18:52,420 --> 00:18:53,420 Um... 404 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,900 I don't really think I'm ready to live with you. 405 00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:04,060 But I thought things were really good between us. Oh, my God, things were so 406 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:10,420 great, you know? And that's why I'm not in any hurry to move on from this part 407 00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:11,420 of our relationship. 408 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:13,600 What part is that? 409 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,860 It's the part that's, like, new and exciting and fun, and, you know, my 410 00:19:17,860 --> 00:19:21,740 jumps when you enter a room, and you surprise me with picnics. 411 00:19:22,510 --> 00:19:25,170 And you don't think we could still do that? Oh, honey, if we have that dining 412 00:19:25,170 --> 00:19:26,350 room, we ain't going on picnics. 413 00:19:27,730 --> 00:19:30,850 Yeah, yeah, and I would never leave that couch. 414 00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:34,950 You know, we only have this one chance to have this part. 415 00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:38,570 You know, before we live together and we deal with bills and plumbers and 416 00:19:38,570 --> 00:19:41,990 arguing over who's going to tell Mike it's time to leave. No, I was just going 417 00:19:41,990 --> 00:19:43,070 to never tell him where we live. 418 00:19:43,270 --> 00:19:44,270 He'd find us. 419 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:49,410 You know what? Maybe you're right. 420 00:19:49,630 --> 00:19:50,630 Maybe... 421 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,820 Maybe living together right now is a little bit fast. 422 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:55,500 Maybe. 423 00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:57,700 Yeah. 424 00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:00,820 I love you. 425 00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:05,300 Yeah? Yeah. 426 00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:11,880 I do. I do. I just... I don't know. Is that too fast? 427 00:20:34,590 --> 00:20:37,530 Do you want to go to my place and I'll clear off some space for your 428 00:20:37,890 --> 00:20:39,990 Hey, hey, hey, slow down, lady. 429 00:20:41,210 --> 00:20:43,070 Come on, one thing at a time, huh? 430 00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:48,470 Yes, sir. And sometimes all it takes is a nice day or two to remind you that 431 00:20:48,470 --> 00:20:50,170 cold weather has its upside, too. 432 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,410 Whoop, will you poop, please? 433 00:20:53,490 --> 00:20:54,389 Night, Mike. 434 00:20:54,390 --> 00:20:55,390 I'll see you guys. 31932

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