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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,340 --> 00:00:07,260 A wise man once said, a little friendly competition never hurt anyone. 2 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:09,040 Need me help organizing my money? 3 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:10,880 I wonder if he was talking about this bunch. 4 00:00:11,260 --> 00:00:11,959 Who needs? 5 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:15,460 Oh, so you guys all still down for the games to cast on this weekend? 6 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:16,720 Is that the board game thing? 7 00:00:16,900 --> 00:00:17,900 Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:18,020 --> 00:00:22,040 Ten games, three nights, the losers buy booze for the winning team for one whole 9 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:25,820 month. Finally, it's a chance to avenge our loss to these two. 10 00:00:26,820 --> 00:00:31,960 We didn't lose, we tied. Tying Mike is a loss, so we lost. 11 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:34,360 Yes. Victory is ours. 12 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:35,600 Eat it. 13 00:00:35,620 --> 00:00:37,400 Good one, Weird Al. So not scared. 14 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,800 Oh, you better be. Because Kenny and I are going to be all over you like a pair 15 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:41,800 of wool pajamas. 16 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,620 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Kenny is my partner. 17 00:00:43,860 --> 00:00:45,940 Your partner? Yeah. Just you remember? 18 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:49,000 You were just sitting in for me. I couldn't make the last decathlon. 19 00:00:49,260 --> 00:00:50,260 Oh, yeah. 20 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:51,940 Yeah, you were off dating that rich guy. 21 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:53,640 Vince. Mitch. 22 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:55,440 Hank. No, I think it was Mitch. 23 00:00:55,700 --> 00:00:57,800 Mitch, Vince, Hank, whatever, man. That dude sucks. 24 00:00:58,120 --> 00:00:59,600 All the guys you date suck. 25 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,340 I kind of like the new one. 26 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:06,000 Bobby, you must suck in some way. We just haven't figured it out yet. You 27 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:10,360 my sister, I'll... have another scotch. 28 00:01:12,180 --> 00:01:16,340 Anyway, the point is, the team is me and Kenny. It always has been. 29 00:01:16,820 --> 00:01:18,800 And we're three and one against you. 30 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:22,080 Three and two. 31 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:24,420 Okay, but it's still my team. 32 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:25,680 Then I'm not on. 33 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:26,779 I want to play. 34 00:01:26,780 --> 00:01:28,300 Okay, we pick Bobby. Bobby! 35 00:01:28,780 --> 00:01:30,820 Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're picking up new players now? 36 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:35,060 Well, you can't do that. This is not happening. Look, losers pick first, and 37 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:38,100 pick Bobby. Now it's your turn. We're not picking new players. What are you 38 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:39,100 talking about? Three against three. 39 00:01:39,220 --> 00:01:40,220 This will not stand. 40 00:01:40,380 --> 00:01:41,359 Oh, it will stand. 41 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:42,360 It will stand tall. 42 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:43,840 And then it will do a river dance. 43 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:46,220 All right, all right. You know what? That's cool. That's cool. They want to 44 00:01:46,220 --> 00:01:48,740 lame. That's fine. We'll, uh, we'll pick, um... Wait, wait, wait. 45 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:51,840 I think he moved. 46 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:53,540 There's only one person left. 47 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:59,120 Dude. It's all right. I've been picked last before, but I'm a lawyer now. And I 48 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,800 make $800 ,000 a year. 49 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:03,020 You really? No. 50 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:05,280 But it made you want to be my friend, didn't it? 51 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:07,800 Okay, it's settled. 52 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,460 You schmucks are going down. 53 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:11,360 There's not a chance. 54 00:02:11,780 --> 00:02:13,600 Us, the dream team. 55 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:17,060 You, Angola. Us, cheese it. 56 00:02:17,740 --> 00:02:24,060 You, Chief Nip. Us, the Godfather. You, Godfather 3. Us, Radiohead. Y 'all, 57 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:27,820 Coldplay. What's wrong with Coldplay? Oh, dude, if you even need to ask. 58 00:02:28,780 --> 00:02:29,780 Who's Coldplay? 59 00:02:41,420 --> 00:02:45,140 All right. All their songs sound the same. The guy's a douche, and he named 60 00:02:45,140 --> 00:02:46,119 kid Apple. 61 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:48,000 Okay, now who's radio head? 62 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:50,100 Hey, y 'all. 63 00:02:50,340 --> 00:02:51,340 Hey. 64 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,340 Hey. It's poker night. What's your deal? 65 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:57,860 Well, I just got a really cool freelance gig. I'm writing an article for Cosmo. 66 00:02:58,460 --> 00:03:01,460 It's called What He's Really Like When You're Not Around. 67 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:02,980 When you're not around, happier. 68 00:03:03,340 --> 00:03:05,180 So I need your help. You're beyond help. 69 00:03:05,420 --> 00:03:08,300 Wow, two jokes in a row, Kenny. You want to go for three? What did the rug say 70 00:03:08,300 --> 00:03:08,939 to the floor? 71 00:03:08,940 --> 00:03:12,740 I've got you covered. So I would love to watch you guys for a couple of days 72 00:03:12,740 --> 00:03:14,920 just being yourself. You know, like... 73 00:03:15,530 --> 00:03:18,630 You know, like a window into a frat house. I want to see how you behave when 74 00:03:18,630 --> 00:03:19,630 don't have to behave. 75 00:03:20,150 --> 00:03:23,550 Oh, I'm sorry. Did you think they're behaving right now? Because I guarantee 76 00:03:23,550 --> 00:03:25,110 of them has their pants unbuttoned. 77 00:03:25,430 --> 00:03:26,429 It's how I roll. 78 00:03:26,430 --> 00:03:28,930 Why would we want to help you? I mean, we all got burned by your last book. 79 00:03:29,170 --> 00:03:30,510 Yeah, you made everyone look like a jerk. 80 00:03:30,730 --> 00:03:32,090 Well, not everyone. 81 00:03:32,770 --> 00:03:33,830 I mean, what's in it for us? 82 00:03:34,050 --> 00:03:35,050 I'll buy you lunch. 83 00:03:35,690 --> 00:03:37,290 Come on, guys. Free lunch. 84 00:03:37,790 --> 00:03:39,050 Any restaurant in the city? 85 00:03:39,270 --> 00:03:42,170 Sure. Does it include a beverage or not? If that's what it takes, yes. 86 00:03:43,150 --> 00:03:44,150 Do we have a deal? 87 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,460 I'll have a steak burrito and a large orange drink. 88 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:49,740 Anywhere in the city. I said steak. 89 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,020 With a burrito, I can save half for dinner. 90 00:03:52,420 --> 00:03:54,360 Great. I'm so excited. 91 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,180 I'll be like Diane Fossey. 92 00:03:58,780 --> 00:03:59,780 That's funny. 93 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:04,600 Diane Fossey was a woman who watched what apes do for a living. 94 00:04:05,420 --> 00:04:06,420 What did they do? 95 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:07,880 Who? The apes. 96 00:04:08,100 --> 00:04:09,760 They were apes. But did they make stuff? 97 00:04:09,980 --> 00:04:11,420 No. So what did they do for a living? 98 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,170 Mike. Go ahead. 99 00:04:18,670 --> 00:04:20,010 Sweet! Sweet! 100 00:04:21,730 --> 00:04:22,730 Guys, 101 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:27,150 come on, please give me something. You haven't said a word to each other in 45 102 00:04:27,150 --> 00:04:28,150 minutes. 103 00:04:31,410 --> 00:04:32,369 I'm Mike. 104 00:04:32,370 --> 00:04:33,370 Kenny. 105 00:04:33,970 --> 00:04:36,310 Oh, come on. This is what we do. 106 00:04:36,530 --> 00:04:37,990 What do you want us to talk about? 107 00:04:38,230 --> 00:04:40,890 You know, whatever. Stuff that you guys normally talk about, okay? 108 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:43,350 Okay. 109 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:50,140 Hey, did you know that lobsters have clear blood? I didn't know they had 110 00:04:50,260 --> 00:04:51,320 They do, and it's clear. 111 00:04:52,180 --> 00:04:53,200 I've learned something new today. 112 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:54,560 You're welcome. 113 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:56,660 Guys, oh, now you're just being ridiculous. 114 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:00,340 No, it's true. It's clear. That's pretty crazy, right? No, no, not that. You 115 00:05:00,340 --> 00:05:03,740 guys, come on. I need you to be more, you know, guy -y. 116 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:05,880 Guy -y. 117 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:08,100 I don't even know what that means. 118 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:10,160 Hey, I know. 119 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:11,300 Where's my burrito? 120 00:05:12,340 --> 00:05:13,340 Fine. 121 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:14,500 Forget it. 122 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:16,400 Boy. 123 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,240 Go high, go high, go high. 124 00:05:36,260 --> 00:05:37,260 Oh! 125 00:05:38,180 --> 00:05:42,900 Damn it! Like I said, gentlemen, us, the Dream Team, you guys in Angola. 126 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:45,480 Coma, oh! 127 00:05:45,620 --> 00:05:48,640 That means eat it in Angola. I learned it just for this. 128 00:05:49,580 --> 00:05:50,580 Boom! 129 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:09,220 Paging, Dr. Brando. 130 00:06:09,940 --> 00:06:12,760 Dr. Brando is now on call. Scalpel. 131 00:06:13,180 --> 00:06:14,720 Grab the bread basket. 132 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:18,720 Oh, 133 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:25,200 look at that. Harvard Medical School, people. And suction. 134 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:26,920 All right. 135 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:28,820 Okay. Take it away. 136 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:34,320 I am going to remove this man's wishbone. No, no, no. Do the spare ribs, 137 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:35,540 wishbone. Oh. 138 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:39,610 No, no. the writer's cramp. It rolls under the lip. Peach, I know what I'm 139 00:06:39,610 --> 00:06:40,810 doing. Okay. Sorry. 140 00:06:41,790 --> 00:06:46,650 Just remove the spare ribs. 141 00:06:47,170 --> 00:06:48,910 I'm pretty sure we all know what you've had removed. 142 00:06:56,410 --> 00:07:03,390 Good work, doctors. 143 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:04,490 Yes. 144 00:07:04,990 --> 00:07:07,110 Learned it from a colleague of mine, Johnny Walker. 145 00:07:07,410 --> 00:07:09,310 Have you two met? Perhaps he's at the bar. 146 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,450 Who needs? 147 00:07:11,930 --> 00:07:12,930 Yes, please. 148 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:20,510 I know it's his age of fixing up, but really, it's tougher than that. I know, 149 00:07:20,510 --> 00:07:24,730 know. It's just, you don't have to tell me. I can pick my own pieces, you know? 150 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:27,070 Okay. 151 00:07:27,270 --> 00:07:30,410 It's just one game, though, and we're still up two to one. Right, right. I'm 152 00:07:30,410 --> 00:07:34,390 just saying, you know, they're just stupid board games, so, you know. 153 00:07:34,850 --> 00:07:35,850 Relax. 154 00:07:36,610 --> 00:07:38,250 Relax? I'm relaxed. 155 00:07:39,190 --> 00:07:42,450 Yeah, but sometimes you get a little too competitive. 156 00:07:42,870 --> 00:07:45,050 What do you mean? I'm just as competitive as everybody else. 157 00:07:45,350 --> 00:07:47,870 Pete, you're uber competitive. 158 00:07:48,130 --> 00:07:50,130 You're just as competitive as I am. No way. 159 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:53,230 Oh, my God, you are. It's still not true. Yes, it is. It's not. 160 00:07:53,510 --> 00:07:55,870 What? You're trying to win this ridiculous argument. I am not. 161 00:07:57,930 --> 00:07:59,050 Probably. Do you see? 162 00:07:59,310 --> 00:08:04,080 You care about winning just as much as I do. No, I do not. I'm just... trying to 163 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:07,860 give you a bit of constructive criticism, and if you don't want to hear 164 00:08:07,860 --> 00:08:08,920 is totally fine. 165 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:13,700 Oh, and by the way, the spare ribs are way harder than they look. 166 00:08:14,340 --> 00:08:15,340 Oh, really? 167 00:08:18,020 --> 00:08:22,660 Yeah, that was really... What did that wise man say about friendly competition 168 00:08:22,660 --> 00:08:23,660 again? 169 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,440 So, we kind of had our first fight. 170 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:30,420 Bobby thinks I'm too competitive. 171 00:08:30,780 --> 00:08:31,780 You? 172 00:08:32,049 --> 00:08:33,710 No, he's crazy. 173 00:08:33,990 --> 00:08:36,950 No, but he would have never said anything if we weren't dating. What is 174 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:40,030 guys that when you start dating them, they feel free to have opinions about 175 00:08:40,190 --> 00:08:44,070 Well, they're measuring you against the idea of their dream girl. And they've 176 00:08:44,070 --> 00:08:45,029 all got one. 177 00:08:45,030 --> 00:08:47,370 Jessica Alba, Heidi Klum. 178 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:51,370 People not known for their trash talking or saying in your face. 179 00:08:51,710 --> 00:08:52,710 So irritating. 180 00:08:53,690 --> 00:08:55,030 The male ego is fragile. 181 00:08:55,350 --> 00:08:57,930 That's why I never play games with guys I date. 182 00:08:58,270 --> 00:09:01,530 It always gets weird. They can never just play to have fun. Well, but I'm not 183 00:09:01,530 --> 00:09:02,530 guy. Not always. 184 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,810 Then I can totally play to have fun. He'll see. 185 00:09:05,570 --> 00:09:06,570 Not always. 186 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,150 You look cute today. 187 00:09:08,410 --> 00:09:10,590 Don't. Oh, how's your article coming? 188 00:09:10,970 --> 00:09:11,970 Oh, I don't know. 189 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:15,050 I don't know what to do. I've learned nothing so far. 190 00:09:15,570 --> 00:09:17,270 Except lobsters have clear blood. 191 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:19,410 That's not really a Cosmo article. 192 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:22,550 Oh, but I'm going to your apartment to watch Brando, though. 193 00:09:22,890 --> 00:09:24,110 That should work out for me. 194 00:09:24,350 --> 00:09:26,670 He leads a much sexier life. 195 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:34,070 So this is what you do on your day off? I'm getting stuff done around the house. 196 00:09:34,730 --> 00:09:35,730 Oh. 197 00:09:37,330 --> 00:09:38,330 Cleaning. 198 00:09:41,010 --> 00:09:42,010 Yeah. 199 00:09:42,470 --> 00:09:44,630 Tara wants to go ice skating at Millennium Park. 200 00:09:44,910 --> 00:09:45,889 Oh, Tara. 201 00:09:45,890 --> 00:09:46,769 Who is she? 202 00:09:46,770 --> 00:09:47,770 Waitress at the club. 203 00:09:48,790 --> 00:09:52,830 Okay, waitress. I like it. I like it. All right, so what now, huh? 204 00:09:53,170 --> 00:09:54,350 Oh, dude, I can't. I'm way too busy. 205 00:09:54,850 --> 00:09:58,670 Brendan, you're doing absolutely nothing. Bob Fosse didn't judge those 206 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:00,360 Okay, first of all, it wasn't Bob. 207 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,360 And secondly... Never mind. 208 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:05,640 Entree. 209 00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:08,800 Hey, I got an hour, bud. You ready? Yeah, let's do this. 210 00:10:09,020 --> 00:10:10,080 Weird. What's she doing here? 211 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,040 Watch a couple monkeys play Madden 09. 212 00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:13,380 Yeah. 213 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,000 Beaker. 214 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:23,960 Bartini. I know that drink anywhere. 215 00:10:24,180 --> 00:10:25,180 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 216 00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:26,820 Okay, okay. 217 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:28,140 Okay, this one is. 218 00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:32,530 Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, 219 00:10:32,530 --> 00:10:33,530 uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, 220 00:10:34,270 --> 00:10:35,450 uh, uh, 221 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:37,810 uh, 222 00:10:58,350 --> 00:10:59,630 Your time begins now. Okay. 223 00:10:59,930 --> 00:11:00,930 Okay, 224 00:11:02,150 --> 00:11:05,350 that is a bunch of squiggly lines. Okay, squiggly lines under the water, 225 00:11:05,370 --> 00:11:07,510 squiggly lines under the pool, squiggly lines under the ocean. 226 00:11:08,070 --> 00:11:12,390 Eels, it's got to be eels. Okay, school of fish, stingrays, eels, seaweed. 227 00:11:12,670 --> 00:11:13,870 Yes, yes, right, right. 228 00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:17,450 Oh, my God. Good call. I would have never guessed that one. Okay. 229 00:11:18,410 --> 00:11:21,910 This is something long, like a log. It's a tube, some kind of log tube, a pole. 230 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:25,870 It's a hot dog. It's a hot dog, right? Okay, it's a hot dog with... 231 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:33,300 It's a hamburger. 232 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:37,040 It's a hamburger, right? Okay. And it's a hamburger with legs. And it's a 233 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:38,040 hamburger running. 234 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,880 Where's it coming from? It's going to McDonald's. 235 00:12:02,510 --> 00:12:05,070 I don't know. It was a good game. That's not how it works. You're the enemy. 236 00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:06,190 Don't high -five me. 237 00:12:06,670 --> 00:12:09,350 Stupid games, right? Just having fun. 238 00:12:15,530 --> 00:12:19,190 Hey, what's up? Hey, does your brother live north or south of Webster? 239 00:12:19,610 --> 00:12:21,110 South. South. Got it. 240 00:12:21,990 --> 00:12:23,650 Oh, how's the decathlon going? 241 00:12:23,850 --> 00:12:24,850 Are you being a good sport? 242 00:12:25,190 --> 00:12:26,310 I'm just playing to have fun. 243 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:28,530 We're losing. It's horrible. 244 00:12:29,210 --> 00:12:31,210 But hey, I'm going to prove that I'm the better man. 245 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:32,680 Woman. 246 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:33,840 Girl. Whatever. 247 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:35,960 Hey, uh, how are the dudes? 248 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:40,840 Really boring. As dull as I thought they were, they get duller. 249 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:45,480 Really? Having said that, I have high hopes for Andy. He's got a family and a 250 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,540 full life. He's gonna need to blow off some steam. 251 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:50,620 Honey, are you sure you don't want to come to the zoo with me and the kids? 252 00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:55,120 There's absolutely nothing I'd rather do, but it's the perfect day to get on 253 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,720 roof and clean out those gutters. 254 00:12:57,420 --> 00:12:59,720 Okay. Just be careful on the ladder. 255 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:04,730 Cool. You know me, Mayor of Safetyville, where I recently passed a bill 256 00:13:04,730 --> 00:13:06,650 demanding more safety. 257 00:13:07,670 --> 00:13:09,670 Savannah, honey, where did you put the baby? 258 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:10,990 Oh, God. 259 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:12,090 Love you. 260 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:13,750 Savannah. 261 00:13:14,130 --> 00:13:16,690 Remember, I'm a ghost. Just pretend I'm not here. 262 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:17,930 Got it. 263 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:54,340 Which letter is just to the left of the letter C on a computer keyboard? 264 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,200 Z. 265 00:13:58,220 --> 00:13:59,360 Nope. Damn it. 266 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,140 X. Yes. 267 00:14:03,540 --> 00:14:06,480 Who is the North God of Thunder? 268 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:08,860 The main man Thor. 269 00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:11,560 Nerd. PJ, focus, please. 270 00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:15,440 What alloy is formed when you combine tin with lead? 271 00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:18,220 Tin. No, wait. 272 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:24,360 Yes. Tin and lead makes pewter? Pidge. 273 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,000 Sorry, I didn't know that. 274 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:31,540 And finally, what was the name of the robot girl on the 80s sitcom Small 275 00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:36,880 Vicky. It's Vicky. That's correct. 276 00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:38,220 Best show ever. 277 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:39,760 Okay, that's it. 278 00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:46,180 And with a final score of 18 to 17, this round goes to... 279 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:55,999 Nicely done. 280 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,200 I can't believe this. 281 00:14:57,460 --> 00:14:59,320 Which means the decathlon is tied. 282 00:14:59,740 --> 00:15:05,180 Now, according to the new rules of the game, you are going to play a 283 00:15:05,460 --> 00:15:10,280 The team that writes down the most correct answers in two minutes wins the 284 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:14,240 championship. And your time begins now. 285 00:15:14,930 --> 00:15:17,630 Which male tennis star has the most Grand Slam titles? 286 00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:23,270 Okay, okay. Well, um, Yvonne Lendl, um, Bjorn Borg, uh, Boris Becker. Rod Laver? 287 00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:25,650 Well, actually, I was gonna say Pete. Oh, it's Federer. 288 00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:28,770 You sure? Yeah, I was gonna go Pete Stanford. No, no, no, it's Federer. I'm 289 00:15:28,770 --> 00:15:29,770 positive. I'm positive. 290 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:32,550 Okay. Kenny, I love you, but stop naming your tennis shoes. 291 00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:37,230 In the thong, my darling Clementine, how did Clementine die? 292 00:15:37,610 --> 00:15:38,610 She was hit by a bus. 293 00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:40,310 Did they have buses back then? 294 00:15:40,630 --> 00:15:44,230 Oh, she was swallowed by a horse. What are you talking about? Come on, I know 295 00:15:44,230 --> 00:15:48,180 this. She said on a muffin. It's a muffet. It's a toughet. It's a wrong 296 00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:50,220 rhyme. You're reading too many golden books. Just hold on a second, all right? 297 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:57,940 Guys, we should go Federer. Okay, let's do that. Okay, wait a minute. You 298 00:15:57,940 --> 00:16:00,280 thought it was Sampras. No, but if Bobby's sure, let's write that down. But 299 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:02,440 you really think it's Sampras? It doesn't matter. Let's go with your 300 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,860 hon. PJ, you've got to stop doing this. 301 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,500 It's like you're not even trying. I'm totally trying. 302 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,740 No, you're not. Why aren't you trying? I'm totally trying. I'm being a team 303 00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:14,000 player. I'm being nice. Why are you being nice in the middle of the 304 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,520 Because you told me I'm too competitive. 305 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:19,600 Why would you tell her she's too competitive in the middle of the 306 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:20,620 I didn't say that. 307 00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:21,900 Oh, you did. 308 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,440 Okay, we don't have time for this. 309 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,000 You told me to relax. 310 00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:27,860 What is wrong with you? Why would you tell her to relax? 311 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:32,000 No, but dude, it's because she was like all over me and she was making me pick 312 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,990 the spare ribs, but I was like... I know how to play Operation. 313 00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:39,010 Oh, my God, I'm going to write down Rod Laver. No, no, no, no, no, no. 314 00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:40,289 How's it coming? 315 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,370 I don't know. I'm sticking to the part where the guy's the miner, but he's, 316 00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:43,590 uh... Oh, wait. 317 00:16:44,390 --> 00:16:45,369 Wait, I got it. 318 00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:46,149 She drowned. 319 00:16:46,150 --> 00:16:48,310 She totally drowned. She drowned. She drowned. 320 00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:50,910 Is that what this is about? 321 00:16:51,450 --> 00:16:53,310 Because I told you to pick the steroid. 322 00:16:53,730 --> 00:16:56,630 Well, when you put it like that, it makes it sound silly. 323 00:16:56,830 --> 00:16:58,930 In Bobby's defense, a guy doesn't want to be told... 324 00:16:59,130 --> 00:17:01,910 What to do in front of his buddies. It makes him seem a little bit like a wuss. 325 00:17:02,110 --> 00:17:05,069 Well, Bobby's not like that. He's not like a guy guy. 326 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:09,589 See, that also makes me sound like a wuss. Am I right, Kenny? A little bit. 327 00:17:09,589 --> 00:17:13,630 in PJ's defense, you told her to relax in the middle of the decathlon, speaking 328 00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:15,130 of which, is it Sampras or Federer? 329 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,480 Sorry, I didn't mean to boss you around. 330 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:22,119 No, it's okay. It's okay. I overreacted. I'm sorry that I told you to relax. 331 00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:23,599 And I don't think you're too competitive. 332 00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:26,240 Really? No, you're not too competitive. You know who is? 333 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,839 Sampras. Or is it Federer? 334 00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:31,500 Time's up. Pencil down, turn in your answer. What? Okay, I know it's Sampras. 335 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,480 Okay. You know it. Wait, we just have to write it down. 336 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,300 Okay. 337 00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:40,920 Now, this team got one. 338 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,940 And this team... 339 00:17:45,139 --> 00:17:46,280 God. None. 340 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,600 How is that possible? 341 00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:49,660 None? 342 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,040 None? 343 00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:52,560 That's one less than one. 344 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:57,380 Which means... Free 345 00:17:57,380 --> 00:18:01,100 booze for a month! 346 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:02,500 Oh, and you know what? 347 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,360 Daddy's thirsty now, so pay up, bitches! 348 00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:06,820 I think it was fun. 349 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,640 I'm gonna get so much expensive liquor, even if I don't like it! 350 00:18:16,010 --> 00:18:17,010 Pete Sampras. 351 00:18:18,190 --> 00:18:19,190 It's Pete Sampras. 352 00:18:20,670 --> 00:18:22,810 Why do I have to be on a team with a couple? 353 00:18:25,970 --> 00:18:26,970 Oh. 354 00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:30,990 God, that's really kind of weird. 355 00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:35,230 I think I'm just getting used to the fact that we're like a couple. 356 00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:36,950 Yeah, yeah, me too. 357 00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:41,970 I mean, maybe that's kind of part of it. When you told me what to do before we 358 00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:44,010 were a couple, I always had the option of... 359 00:18:44,550 --> 00:18:45,550 Ignoring you. 360 00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,670 Well, I mean, you can still do that. 361 00:18:47,950 --> 00:18:48,929 Can I? 362 00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:49,930 Really? 363 00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:51,750 Well, choose wisely. 364 00:18:53,150 --> 00:18:54,470 Clearly. Boom! 365 00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:57,630 Oh! And the streak continues. 366 00:18:58,050 --> 00:19:01,050 Ah! I just took your money, dream team -er. 367 00:19:01,550 --> 00:19:04,190 That's good. Keep going with it. Oh, I intend to. Yeah! 368 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:05,950 Bong! Hello. 369 00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:09,810 All right, can we please get a moratorium on the high fives? There have 370 00:19:09,810 --> 00:19:10,810 too many of them lately. 371 00:19:11,030 --> 00:19:12,050 I would second that. Totally agree. 372 00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:13,750 Okay, okay, but... 373 00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:15,180 I think we should do one more. 374 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,440 Two, three, four, five. Oh, hello. 375 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:18,740 Bing. 376 00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:20,119 Bing it. 377 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,600 Come on, holy man. 378 00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:24,400 Okay, no more. I'm up. 379 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:26,680 Hey, you guys. 380 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,120 Hey, what's up? 381 00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:33,700 Hey, so I turned in my article today and I brought a copy so that there would be 382 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:34,700 no surprises. 383 00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:37,340 Burrito. Orange. 384 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,980 Drink. All right, what he's really like when you're not around. 385 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,580 What are we like? Totally awesome, right? 386 00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:45,340 Sorry, ladies, they're complete duds. 387 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:46,840 What? What? 388 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:47,819 Come on. 389 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,620 Really? Come on, that's so lame. 390 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:54,060 Here we go. Okay, when we're not around, they just shut down. They power down 391 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,060 like robots. 392 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:58,080 Robots? Like good robots or evil robots? 393 00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:01,680 Well, I mean, all robots start off good, but, you know. No, no, no, no, no. Here 394 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:02,680 is the thing. 395 00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:06,760 You guys are on to something. So I decided to give it a try. 396 00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:10,700 I spent an entire day on the couch in my sweats watching old movies. 397 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:12,700 Sounds like a pretty good day. Yeah. 398 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:15,060 I'm telling you, my skin has never felt better. 399 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:19,640 Right? We spend so much time trying to achieve that we've forgotten the 400 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:20,640 of powering down. 401 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:26,600 I encourage you ladies to take some time each day just to do nothing. 402 00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:29,240 Completely zen, that's all I'm saying. 403 00:20:29,820 --> 00:20:30,860 I'm totally confused. 404 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,560 Are we totally lame or are we totally kick -ass? 405 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,680 You're everything all at once. 406 00:20:35,980 --> 00:20:37,200 Wow. We're deep. 407 00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:39,300 Powering down's a beautiful thing. 408 00:20:39,850 --> 00:20:43,210 I can't wait till my son's old enough and I can teach him how to power down 409 00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:44,830 properly. Well, you are the master. 410 00:20:45,170 --> 00:20:46,990 I can power down a millisecond. 411 00:20:48,610 --> 00:20:49,610 Just did it. 412 00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,050 And again. 413 00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:55,570 That's a double one. 414 00:20:55,690 --> 00:20:56,690 How's that burrito? 415 00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:58,510 He's gonna put me totally to sleep. 30210

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