All language subtitles for My Boys s02e01 The Transitioning

Thank God. There you are. Sorry, I am
late. I can't believe you showed up

Actually, Stephanie, I took your advice,
and I consulted my soul again, and it

turns out there was somebody that I
wanted to bring to Italy.

Oh? So I called him, and I invited him,
and he said yes.

Really? And he's not here.

I waited for him outside, and he didn't
show up.

Wait, who?

Who did you invite?

You know what? I was fine.

I was finding that I listened to your
advice and now look where I am.

Can't even get my damn bag in the damn
overhead.

Nellie P. Franklin?

Yes, sorry?

A gentleman has upgraded your ticket to
first class. We have a glass of

champagne waiting for you behind those
curtains.

What?

You

made it.

Yeah, of course.

Hey, I hope you don't mind I changed our
seats.

I have a ton of frequent flyer miles.

And let's face it, in -coach, can't do
this.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Bobby, this is unbelievable.

I know. We're going to have a blast.

Ma 'am.

Ma 'am, please. I have to.

Bobby?

Bobby. Bobby.

Hmm.

Hi, Steph.

Hi, Bobby.

Look, I'm as surprised as anyone that
it's Bobby. But I figure maybe this is

risk I should be taking.

I'm going to come back to coach. No,
they don't like you to do that. Oh,

I'm sure they'll be thrilled we're doing
this.

So, Bobby?

Since when do you have feelings for
Bobby again? I don't know. You know, a

time ago there was that spark, right?
Right. And then the road trip thing.

Right. And then, you know, I've always
had feelings for him, but our timing

hasn't been great. So, I guess I was
thinking, ooh, lotion. If we're going to

transition this friendship into
something more, you know, what am I

You know what I mean?

Isn't a romantic trip to Italy just the
time to do it? Mm -hmm. And he was like,

yeah. Oh, no.

Wait, what?

Oh, no, I didn't say all that to him.

I don't think Bobby has any clue what
I'm thinking. I think he thinks we're

just, you know, friends.

Well, what did you say to him?

I don't know. Something like, hey, how
about coming to Italy with me?

What exactly did you say?

I think I said, hey, how about coming to
Italy with me?

Then I might have said, dude.

So I think I got to play this kind of
carefully. You know what I mean? I don't

want to scare him off. You know, I got
to see how it develops. Let Italy do the

work for me.

You invited the guy to come to Italy,
right? Mm -hmm. I mean, how could he not

suspect this was going to be romantic?

Dude, I just took two Xanax, and I gotta
say... Nighty -night.

I'm saying it's weird.

Just the three of us sitting here.
Sweetie, just because it's different

make it weird.

Keep an open mind.

You creep me out. You creep me out.

Did you tell Bobby to meet us here?
Yeah, I texted him. I left him a message

yesterday. He never called me back. He
hasn't called you back in a day?

He's got a life, right?

What kind of crazy people are you that
worry if a buddy hasn't called you back

in a day?

You guys, Bobby's missing. And probably
dead.

I'm just saying, he's very considerate.
The time Bobby had his appendix taken

out, he still managed to call from the
hospital. Girl, get a hold of yourself.

It's not unusual for a guy to go
underground.

What do you mean?

You know, take a break from life.

Go off the grid.

Check out for a while. A lot of things
can drive a guy underground.

A girl, depression, really good book.

Not gay.

Well, I'm concerned.

Kenny, be a man.

Stop. caring what happens to other men.

Annie, that is a great suit, by the way,
man. You look like a million bucks in

that thing.

Thanks.

It's the new job. I feel like I'm
finally living the lifestyle I should

become accustomed to had I sold out when
I was younger.

But as it turns out, it's never too late
to develop expensive takes.

And we were out of an au bon, so I
brought you a McKellen.

Oh, what year?

The $20 one.

It's a good year.

Did you guys have anything else?

Nah, darling.

Just for you to put down that tray and
join us.

I wish.

All right, all right.

Did you just bust out the McConaughey?

What? No, that.

You can't hit on Terry. Why not?

It's lame to hit on waitresses, man.
Plus, you don't crap where you eat. What

are you talking about? Look, I know
you're desperate.

I know you're sad. You feel lonely
because no one loves you.

But? That's just the point I wanted to
make.

Well, I gotta go. I got a meeting with
the general manager down at the station.

Now? Yeah, it's getting crazy down
there, because rumor has it we might be

getting a format change.

Like you might be a country station?

It's just such an odd choice for you to
model yourself after.

Hey, maybe you can do a shout -out for
Bobby on the radio?

Like what?

Bobby, if you hear this, we miss you?

Kenny, he's underground.

He's probably...

ballooning somewhere with Richard
Branson.

Oh, he's fine, Brohan. You watch. He'll
probably come walking in here any minute

now.

No, no, no.

All right, all right.

Well, the table is set for a really
romantic trip.

Now, who's going to tell Bobby?

Good morning.

Oh, my God.

This place is so beautiful. I went into
town and I got some fresh bread and some

fruit and your very first cappuccino.

Oh, well, I've had a cappuccino before.

No, you haven't.

No, I haven't.

And there's this great little winery
right down the road, so we can go in

and get Mario to give us a taste. Yeah,
okay.

Thank you so much for bringing me, PJ.

To your family's ridiculously gorgeous
villa?

You're welcome.

Ah, there's so much to see. Like, I
don't know what your plans are, but we

to go to Venice.

We have to. Oh, I am dying to see Rome.

Yes, yes. There's this great little cafe
overlooking the Spanish Steps. And we

get a bottle of Chianti. We sit outside.

We people watch. It's fantastic.

Ah.

Wait, what about Stephanie and Lance?

Well, hmm.

You know, hmm.

I think they want to go their way. You
know, we'll just go ours.

I mean, they didn't even want to stay
here. You know, they probably just want

do something romantic. You know, just
the two of them.

Good. Good for them.

It's good for them.

It's good for us, too.

Am I wrong?

Or could things be taking a turn?

Hello?

Seth? Hey.

It's over. What do you mean?

I've been up all night fighting with
Lance and...

Well, we broke up.

He's gone, and it's over.

Oh, my God, Steph.

We had nothing in common except not
spending money, and that's not enough to

sustain a relationship, is it? Well, I
wouldn't think so, but then there's my

parents. And you should have seen this
flea bag place I had to stay in last

night. I mean, there's charm, and then
there's dirt.

This whole vacation, it's just, it's
ruined, and it's only the first day.

Oh, Steph, that's terrible.

So, are you guys going to go home,
or...?

Steph, you know you're more than welcome
to stay here. I mean, there's tons of

room. Yeah, are you sure?

What are you talking about? I mean,
it'll be a blast.

Just the three of us.

Yeah, but I don't want to ruin, you
know, your trip.

Come on. That's impossible. We're all
buddies here. I mean, now PJ and I won't

feel like the third and fourth wheel,
right?

Yeah.

Absolutely.

This was not the turn I was looking for.

It's soft crap, man. I mean, I think
they officially call it adult

Is that like Sting? Yeah, bad Sting.

God. Yeah, but I mean, what am I
supposed to do, you know? I put some

applications in at some of their
stations, but there's just so few DJ

Dude, that sucks.

What are you talking about? You love
that music. No, I don't. You can't even

love that stuff. No, I don't. I don't
like Sting. You love that Vogelberg

What song?

You know, the one about the couple that
used to date, then they run into each

other, it's Christmas time.

Oh, I love that song.

Greetings, lower tax bracketeers.

Wow, Andy.

You don't even look like yourself. Hank,
I don't even feel like myself.

I helped a company rape a rainforest
today, so I thought I'd get myself a

something.

Wow, that must have cost a fortune.

Impressive. Thanks.

I need shorter sleeves.

You see? You just gotta be willing to
put a price tag on your integrity.

Is your integrity for sale? I just don't
want to play the soft hits.

Give over to it, Brendan.

It's stronger than you are. Let it hold
you in its gentle embrace.

Like a very expensive cashmere throw you
would never buy for yourself, but your

office gave it to you and now you can't
live without it.

I sent Bobby an email to his top secret
email.

Bobby Newman at thetrib .trib?

Anyway, it bounced back. No out -of
-office reply, just a flat old

It's fishy.

He's underground.

He's probably on some yacht in St. Barts
reading Brendan's gay book. Hey, watch

it. Look, Kenny, even if Bobby has
disappeared or been kidnapped or

it's not really our job to report him.
It's a job for his other friends.

What other friends?

You know, his rich friends, his
childhood friends. People have known him

longer than we have. For all we know,
this is a thing that he does.

What if Bobby is sitting in an oil drum
in some warehouse in Hammond, and his

high school friends are thinking what
we're thinking? They're waiting for us

do something. Speaking of waiting, is
anyone going to wait on us? I have no

alcohol. Oh, uh, hey, Terry, can we get
some drinks?

Here you go.

What's wrong with you?

Nothing. What'd you do to her? I have no
idea. Really? You did nothing? No.

I mean, I slept with her and didn't call
her back, but that can't be it.

I'm sure that's not it. Women love that.

This is our hang.

You jeopardized our hang.

Oh, please.

She's one cocktail waitress, okay? I
will go to the bar.

But don't worry about it. The customer's
always right.

Come on, Terry, I wasn't even that good.

Still banned.

First of all, she's overreacting.

Where are we supposed to go now?

PJ's out of town.

You know, I live there too.

It's not the same.

You know, I know a great new place if
you're interested.

It's quiet, wood paneling, flat screen
TVs.

This is way better than Crowley's, isn't
it?

We got good music, comfortable seats, a
handy mirror in case I want to check in

with my buddy.

Hi, buddy.

You know who would love this?

Bobby.

I never really appreciate a guy until
he's gone.

He'll be back, Kenny.

That's what I keep telling myself.

Thank you.

And Bobby, thank you again for upgrading
me.

Totally. You can ask PJ. I have a ton of
frequent flyer miles.

And I couldn't let you sit back there
with Lance. I mean, how uncomfortable

would that be?

Yeah, I can't believe he didn't change
his ticket and fly home early. And pay

the change fee? Are you kidding?

Did he just, like, travel around Italy
all by himself?

I have no idea what he did.

But, PJ, why don't you go ask him?

Well, I don't want to.

Oh, I'll go. Yeah, I'll go. I mean, I
don't even know him. I haven't talked to

man in, like, two weeks.

All right, but don't be nice to him.

Okay.

So you were never able to transition
things?

Nope, not so much.

I'm really sorry. It's my fault. No, no,
it's not.

To be honest, I just, I looked for the
signs. I just never really saw them, you

know? I mean, I wasn't going to ambush
him like, hey, I invited you to Italy.

Now get naked.

Maybe you should have.

Yeah, and have that go badly?

And I'd have an uncomfortable plane ride
home like you.

I could not be.

More comfortable.

Okay. You know, I haven't given up on it
necessarily.

I just couldn't find the right moment in
the most romantic place on the planet.

Well, I don't know about you, but I know
for me, I need to take a break from

men. I mean, we should channel our
energy into something better, you know?

something important.

Something life -changing. Like build
houses for poor people?

Oh! Let's write books and get famous.

Or that.

Come on, yeah. That's something we
always said that we wanted to do.

Yeah. I also said I wanted to take a
romantic trip to Italy with my super

boyfriend.

Maybe we shouldn't have goals.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, oh, oh.

I've got my book idea.

Are you kidding?

Okay. So how was he doing back there?
He's kind of a wreck.

He's devastated.

I feel like we've been gone forever.

Well, it's good to have you back. A lot
went wrong while you were gone.

What do you mean?

I don't know any other way to tell you
this, but Bobby's missing.

Bobby?

He didn't tell you?

Bobby went to Italy with us.

What? No way. See, I knew he was fine.
Where is he? He had to go to Milwaukee

cover a game.

I'm sorry. How hard is it to send an
email?

I can do it right from my dashboard.

Yeah, Andy, what are we riding in?

Oh, my new car.

It's gorgeous. I can't believe you
bought a new car.

And a new watch.

Nice.

What else is new?

You started tying a sweater around your
neck.

Oh, this?

Oh, this is new.

We got kicked out of Crowley's and we've
been banned for two weeks.

What did you do, Kenny?

Nothing. It was Mike. It was a big
misunderstanding.

Oh, my God, I can't believe it. I leave
the country and this is what happens?

Pulse, what the hell are you listening
to?

That was Loving You Feels Like Breathing
by Mark O 'Neilly.

This is Dr. Brando, your licensed
cardiologist.

That's a heart doctor, but I'm not
really one.

This next song goes out to Terry from
Mike.

Sorry, I'm a complete idiot.

Forgive me.

I love you.

What?

Hey, I love it. Yeah?

How'd you know I needed a new wallet? I
just figured it was something you

wouldn't buy yourself.

No, I wouldn't even know where to find
one.

Check it out.

It's crooked.

That's your issue with it?

Hey! Hey!

How's it going, guys?

What's up, buddy?

Oh. Hi, buddy.

Don't do that again, okay? I'm sorry,
Kenny. I didn't mean to worry you. I

I had no idea that you cared.

Is it so wrong?

You tell somebody when you're leaving
the country, mister. Well, in my

P .J. knew.

Yeah, I gotta say, I can't believe you
chose Bobby. No offense.

Why? He speaks Italian.

His family has a villa. Yeah, but I
mean... Come on, how could you choose

over me?

No offense, buddy. You?

Think how that Thorne dude felt. Or that
Cubs dude.

I mean, those guys were willing to
provide full service.

You know what I mean.

Ah,

was that one of the requirements?

Bobby? No.

Ew. Stop it.

You're flushing. No, I'm not. I'm a
little nauseous. I mean, that's absurd.

Bobby and me? Come on.

Please. Ew.

Okay, I'm not a leper.

So you hurt your pride a little, buddy?
A little bit.

Yeah. Appetite.

I'm just saying.

Well, good, because it's been a tough
two weeks, and that is one thing that

group does not need. It changes
everything.

This is sacred.

Sacred. Like Crowley's?

Oh.

Wait, what?

What happened with Crowley's? Iron Mike
over here got us all banned.

He flipped with Terry. No!

What? Sweet little cute Terry?

You are a monster.

You disgust me.

You have to fix this, okay?

Crowley's been my friend longer than you
have.

What do you want me to do? I'm not even
allowed in the building.

God, I miss Crowley. You know, it's only
when something's been taken away from

you that you truly learn to appreciate
it.

It's going to be okay, buddy.

You know what? It's not always about
you, Bobby.

Girl,

he got you good.

Hey! Hi!

Hi! Hi!

I did it!

What? I finished writing my book.

What? When? I couldn't sleep, so I just
kept on writing, and the next thing I

knew, I was done.

What a relief.

Wait, hang on. What do you mean you
finished?

Well, without the distraction of men, I
am so productive.

When you get over Bobby, you'll see.

Oh, no, no. I am so over Bobby.

That window of opportunity is kind of
shot again.

This is a theme with you. Yeah.

Well, when I figure out how to
transition a friendship into a

write a book.

Well, this is just pathetic.

Terry. Oh, hey, PJ. How was your trip?
Good, fine, great. Look, I want to

apologize for Mike. I am so sorry. He's
such an ass. Not your fault.

In a way, it is.

They don't behave well when I'm gone.
It's like I go out of town and he

all of his training.

But trust me, the best thing he could do
is leave you alone.

I mean, you don't want to date Mike. You
deserve so much better than him. I

thought you guys were good friends.

We are.

That's how you know I'm telling you the
truth.

So can we come back?

Sure, of course.

Even Mike?

Yes, even Mike.

Gosh, I should have never gone home with
him. I'm just such a sucker for an

accent. An accent?

Yeah, I had no idea he was from Texas.

He said he's trying to lose it, but he
got me.

He said he was from... Okie dokie.

We're back in.

Except for you.

What? You're still banned for a week.
Why?

McConaughey? Really?