All language subtitles for Monarch Of The Glen s05e03

We start work on clearing the campsite
today.

I can't wait to get this climbing school
up and running.

If we get it right, it'll be fantastic
for the kids.

Ah, here they are. What do you think,
Paul?

We thought this would begin us.

It's easy enough once you know what the
handholds are.

Am I?

Yeah, looks good.

Have you done this before?

Hobbits and climbing in the parrots.

The army's not all square -bashing, you
know. It has its benefits.

Like a girl in every boat.

Think you'll find that sailor, son.

What, a sailor in every boat?

Never mind Duncan Paul. He's got his
mind set on getting himself a new

girlfriend.

That's the six of the single life, if I
were you. A lot less complicated.

You don't need to pick one fly if you
can have the whole field.

Huh? He means you don't have to settle
down, son.

Might not be too easy around here,
though. There are plenty of lattes in

Glenbogle, if you know where to look.

Isn't that right, golly?

Oh, yes, son.

If you know where to look.

Is he a beauty or is she a beauty?

She certainly is that.

It's going to mean a lot to the village
having her on minibus at last.

And we'll not forget the hard work you
put in.

I've enjoyed every minute of it.

You've made some good friends too.

Ron?

I thought you were supposed to be
starting off at the campsite today.

Aye, I was, but... I had to pick up the
wheel.

I'm going to need all that on your own.

I wanted Ron to be there.

It's a team effort.

OK, just...

Make sure you get up there as soon as
you can, eh? The thing is... I've

organised a photographer to come from
the local nude paper so we can get some

pictures of its maiden voyage.

Ron's got to be in the pictures.

Look, I'm already behind schedule.

We need the publicity.

We'll be done by lunchtime.

Yeah, what am I supposed to do in the
meantime, eh?

I want him and his men on site as soon
as these photographs are finished.

They'll be there.

You're under way of a building farm.

He's not really let it down, is he?

Ron McPherson. More interested in
getting his mush in the paper than he is

being where he's supposed to.

Well, he does have every right to.

He's the chairperson of the Glenbow
Community Association.

A lot of people round here listen to
him, so it's good to have him on side.

Yeah, well, let's just hope he's as good
as everyone says he is, eh?

I just don't know how he expects to get
the best out of people with an attitude

like that.

It's not the first time, though.

Yeah, I'll give him a chance, thanks.

Has Ron done so much for the village?

We would never have got the minibus
without him.

So how do you feel now? Is all the
effort worth it?

Yeah, definitely.

I feel good to put something back in.

Especially when you know it's going to
make such a big difference.

Does anyone know where this came from?

Uh, Africa?

No, I mean, where in the house?

No, I don't know. I've never seen it
before.

Me neither.

Are you sure?

I think I'd have remembered.

Here, try a hand. Oh, would you?

Where do these go?

Oh, I'll take those.

Could you put this up in the attic?

Thank you.

Do you mind if I commandeer the billiard
room?

Why not? We don't ever use it. Good.

You'll know where to find me then.

See you later, alligator.

Over there.

In the corner.

What's all this for?

I'm starting up a small venture.

Going into business.

I knew that.

Doing what?

Ah, that will be telling.

I know, but that's why I'm asking.

Well, I'd rather not say just at the
moment.

Molly!

Remember, thumb's the word.

Molly?

Molly?

Oh, there you are.

Just doing a little tidying up.

It's very dusty in there.

In fact, I could do with a little fresh
air. Will you join me?

The Clamborgo Dating Agency.

Finished.

What?

My marketing plan for that door
presbyter centre.

Got to promote it properly. We want to
make it pay.

Well done. You should shout to Paul.

Yeah.

I will.

What's the matter?

Do you think I'll be okay?

The three of us working together.

Yeah, I do.

I thought you were all for it, being
involved.

Yeah, I was, but... I mean, I am.

I am.

Oh, yeah.

You, I think.

Another lucky lady in... you.

Oh, you're eating this.

Ralph, need a knife for supper.

7 .30.

Oh, are you still here?

Aye.

It's a violent cabinet.

Heavier than it looks.

Is it all right here?

Perfect. Right.

Well, I'll be on my way then.

Duncan.

Aye. Be a darling and drop this off in
the kitchen for me.

No problem.

Nearly time to see that buff in action.

Do I really have to be there?

Well, if you want to use it for your
outdoor pursuits and you want to put in

appearance.

OK.

It's just there's so much to do here.

I want to go really big on the water
sports.

Canoeing, windsurfing.

You going to manage all that on your
own? Yeah, no problem.

As long as we take out small parties.

Well, company away day is usually only
about half a dozen people.

Yeah, that's not what I want to attract.

I think we should run the centre for
kids.

It's something I've been thinking about
for quite a while. You need special

supervision for children.

No, teenagers.

From deprived urban areas.

I didn't have the easiest upbringing
myself.

Well, a place like this, I'd have jumped
at the chance.

It's not exactly profitable.

No, but sometimes you've got to look
further than the bottom line.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure we'd get a
grant.

And I'm qualified to teach all the
activities we'd offer, so we don't need

anyone else.

Not done anything like this before?

That doesn't mean it won't work.

You're serious, aren't you? Too right I
am.

We could make a real difference to their
lives.

Think about it, aren't you?

Oh, that a chance I've been looking for.
Oh, thanks, Duncan.

True sugar's in mine.

What?

Oh, very funny. No, seriously, though.

Listen, you know what we were talking
about earlier on? Oh, would that be

anything in particular?

About the latte.

And Glen Bogle.

About the fact that there aren't any.
Ah, well, you see, that's just where

you're wrong. And I'm in a position to
line up a couple of red -hot babes. And

all you've got to sort out is which one
of you is going to take the spare one

off my hand. I was hoping for an early
night. Fair enough. Looks like it's me

and you, partner.

Oh, is it a physical relationship you're
looking for?

Well, ultimately, probably yes. But I'd
like to see how we get on first.

I agree. It is so important not to rush
these things.

Paul?

Can I borrow what you said?

I reckon we should go for it.

Really? Yeah.

Fantastic.

Ready? It's quite long.

There'll be a couple of photos and the
bus goes on its way and then so will we.

I'll give you a chance to go and cope
with that.

Oh, thanks.

What is it?

My marketing plan for the outdoor
activities game and a list of companies

might be interested within a hundred
mile radius.

What?

It's not really the direction we're
headed in.

I don't understand.

It's going to be more for young people,
16 and upwards.

Yeah, 50 children who might not get a
holiday otherwise.

When was this decided?

Only just.

Well, without consulting me.

I just don't see this going down very
well in the village.

I don't know why you're getting so
involved.

I'm supposed to be doing less work, not
more.

Well, I have to take an interest. It's
my duty. Duty is alert.

We'll talk about this later.

Where's Keith?

I'll drive.

Unless you want me to.

No need.

Can I help you?

Oh, yes, hello.

Um, this driveway does lead to
Glenbobble House, does it? Keep going,

miss it.

Right.

Thanks! You're welcome.

The dating agency suggested that I ring
you.

Well, what about tonight, then?

You can?

Oh, that's great.

7 .30?

The ghillie's rest.

Great.

See you there, then.

Bye -bye.

Loving it, isn't it?

No, he does like his moment of glory.

You're the one who got this off the
ground. You should be taking the credit

it. There you go, Billy.

You drive carefully now.

This is great, Lexi. I think we can keep
the same basic strategy. We're going to

have to target colleges, youth groups,
maybe even social services.

What's that for?

The Outdoor Pursuit Centre.

We've had a bit of a rethink.

How do you mean?

It's going to be for teenagers.

That's great.

There's so little for them to do around
here.

Yeah, actually, we're not talking about
the locals.

Then why not?

They've got all this on their doorstep.

I want to bring kids here that have
never even seen a mountain. Let them

one.

So, Hayley.

Do you have any hobbies?

Yes.

Classical literature.

Needlepoint.

And bungee jumping.

Well, I don't think it'll take long to
find someone who'll suit.

Well, actually, I saw somebody on my way
up here who's probably a client of

yours.

Oh, very tasty.

Riding a motorbike.

I think I might know who you mean.

Right. Well, I'd be more than happy to
give him a go.

Oh, I'm sure we can do better than that.

That started me and you.

Double date.

Actually, Duncan, I'm going to have to
give it to me.

Huh?

But it's all been arranged.

Yeah, sorry, mate. I promised to take
these lads for a drink.

I ought to get to know them if we're
going to be working together, eh?

This the team, then?

It is.

You won't find a better?

No, they were around.

I should do. Big Ron there used to work
in the estate.

Good. Right, listen up.

As you're probably aware, this site's
been used for camping before, and it

best with tents pitched here.

So our first job is a shower block over
there. Any questions?

Aye. These kids you're landing us with,
how do we know they're going to behave

themselves?

I'm not with you.

You bring a bunch of tearoys up here, it
affects the whole village.

Well, they will be supervised at all
times.

And we're talking young offenders here.

Some?

Well, they're just kids.

We'll take full responsibility for it. I
told you there was nothing to worry

about, Ron.

I just think we should be looking after
our own young people first.

Look, some real good could come of this,
Ron.

For the folks selling burglar alarms,
maybe.

OK, Ron, we understand what you're
saying.

But we really need to make a start here.

Yeah, you're right. You agree with what
the man said?

OK, go in.

Go on.

No, it's just that tomorrow would have
been easier for me, that's all, but

mind. Let's leave it as it is. Tonight,
7 .30.

The Gillies rest.

OK, then.

Bye -bye. Bye.

Hello.

Hiya. It's Duncan.

I was wondering, could we make it
another time? It's just that the, uh,

rest has flooded.

The Angus Lodge Hotel.

Yeah, I know it.

Eight o 'clock it is then.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Ah, good
evening, golly.

Somebody's obviously had a good day.

Yes, I have.

It's very satisfying doing something for
oneself.

Oh, when was the last time that you had
a date?

I presume I'm not talking exotic fruit
here.

No, no. I mean with a member of the
fairer sex.

Why?

I think I could fix you up.

You think you could... What is this?

At first Duncan didn't know you. He
tried to tell me something.

No, no, no. Oh, why?

I can arrange my own social life, thank
you very much.

Come on, boy.

Oh.

You found your way home, then?

Yeah, I went and came up.

And what's happened now?

Him and Roland had a bit of a fallout.

Again?

That's why I needed you to be there.

People around here are used to me. They
don't know him yet.

Don't be so sure.

I imagine his reputation spreading
pretty fast.

What do you think?

You remember to wash your neck. Well
done.

No. The luster shave.

I've been saving it for a special
occasion.

I hope she's worth it. Oh, she is.

The pity you couldn't come with.

I told you.

I know, I know. You wanted an early
night.

Well, there it is.

Have a good time.

You too, son.

I will.

Quiet in here tonight. Aye. The regulars
have taken the new community bus for a

run -out.

They've gone over to the Angus Lodge in
Cairnlochan.

Have you lost something, Duncan?

Huh?

No. I'm meeting someone.

So you've signed up as well?

Huh?

For the agency.

Don't worry, I'll not say a word.

Have you seen her?

Yes. And no.

Don't understand.

You will.

Hermione?

Duncan?

Champagne cocktail, please, Barthewood.

We'll be sitting down.

So, Lord Kawili, your uncle?

Obviously, I don't get my looks from his
side of the family.

And you'll know Mummy, of course.

Dorothy. That's her.

Invites me up and then pops off to a
health farm.

So, why are you here?

Had to.

Having my place decorated.

The whole shooting match, top to bottom.

And then I get here and find out she
signed me up with this dating agency.

So this isn't really your sort of thing?

I'll try anything once, as the rabbit
said to the polar bear.

No, the truth is, Duncan, I have the
most terrible luck with men.

The last one, merchant banker, got
transferred to Japan just as we were

to know each other. The one before that
suddenly found out he only had three

weeks to live.

That's terrible.

That was six months ago, and apparently
he's still clinging on.

You give us another two of these, and
I'll tell you some more about myself.

Retails?

Best make mine in orange juice. I'd say
you're in there, son.

To go.

Perhaps I can make you something else.

Sorry? To eat, if you don't like that.

No, this is fine.

You don't seem very keen.

It's just that I was, um... I was
thinking.

About anything in particular?

About us, actually.

Oh, dear.

Sounds serious.

Well, that's the question, isn't it?

Are we?

Are we what?

Serious.

Where's this come from?

You and some other man in the snooker
room.

Billiards.

And the last time I was in Paris, where
is the nearest French restaurant, by the

way?

Huh? I'll find out. I'd like you to take
me there.

We'll put it on your list.

Looks like someone needs an early night.

It's been a long day.

What do you do?

I'm a ranger.

Oh, like the chap in the mask. How
exciting.

No, I'm a ghillie.

I work on a local estate.

Doing what?

Well, all the jobs nobody else wants to
hear.

That'll have to change. Write it down.

Duncan, excuse me. There's a call for
you.

I never heard the phone.

It's got a very quiet ring, miss.

That won't be the case.

Hello?

Hi.

Right.

Well, just calm down.

Aye. Well, I'll be round just as soon as
I can.

OK.

Cheerio.

That was my gran. She's locked herself
out.

I'll have to go round and climb through
the window.

Didn't you tell her you were busy?

Well, she's 93.

I mean...

What can you do?

Oh.

You're not going to tell me what he was
doing up here, then?

It was nothing important.

Really?

Well, I'm sorry you feel you can't trust
me.

I just feel we're a little too old to be
playing games.

If I didn't know you better, I'd think
you were jealous.

Don't be ridiculous.

Well, why are you sulking? I'm not.
Good.

Because I've got other things I could be
doing.

Actually, so have I.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Maybe.

No glasses in Glenborough.

Right, I'll show you.

Duncan?

Hi, I'm Hayley. I was about to give up.
I thought you were coming.

Oh, sorry.

You've made it now? That's all that
matters?

Do you want to go through to the bar?

Why don't we go straight up to the room?

What's the matter?

No.

I thought for a minute you said about
going straight up to the room.

I did?

Why do you think I suggested we meet
here?

Come on, Duncan.

We're both grown -ups.

Have you done this before?

No, my husband's on nights.

I think I'd still like the drink first.

We'll have one sent up.

How about a good red?

A good red what?

Why? It always puts me in the mood.

It always gives me indigestion.

I don't believe it.

No, it does. I'm up all night.

I don't mean that.

That's my old man.

Why don't we do this another time?

Oh, you've got to have a sense of humor
in those jobs out here.

Well, fancy seeing you here.

Just wanted a drink.

So who is he this time?

He's in there by myself.

Well, let's have a look then, shall we?

And if there is someone, I'll let you
see.

Hit the car tag, better be up to date.

What is it? What's the matter?

I'll buy.

I'll buy?

I'll buy you a drink.

No, I'm going to get you one.

So, how's your grandma?

Eh?

Did you get her into the house all
right?

Oh, right. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Snug as
a bug in a rug.

And here you are again.

Oh, you didn't think I'd leave you here
on your own, did you?

Wouldn't be the first time.

Hermione.

If I could say that I'd spent the
evening here with you, well, you don't

how happy that would make me.

Oh, Duncan, that is so sweet.

Molly?

Are you busy?

Oh, well, I've always got time for you,
Godley.

Nothing wrong, is there?

Oh, fine, fine, fine.

No, it was, uh...

It was what you were saying yesterday
about... You said about fixing me up.

What did you mean?

Well, I do know one or two girls,
ladies, women, that you might get on

with, but if you're not interested...
No, no, no, no.

Actually... Actually, I'd be quite keen
to give it a wee shot.

Then I think I know just the person.

I've got a photograph somewhere.

No idea.

The snow as it was smashed this morning.

How did you get your hand?

Caught it on a glass.

There you go. Good as new.

Now, you'd better go and put something
on that.

I think it's the best night I've ever
had since they invented night's art. And

I've had some pretty wild ones. I think
I've got the message.

Yeah, you had to be there, really.

I'm going to be full like I was.

Anyway, I'm sure you've heard enough.

At last the penny drops.

And I've got you all.

Golly, Callum.

Don't often see you over this way.

Ah, well, the chips are unwrapped, the
salt comes out the pantry.

Is the laird about?

Yes, in the house.

Your estate, Land Rover, was involved in
a bit of a collision up at the Angus

Lodge Hotel.

Was anyone hurt?

Oh, no, but the community minibus was in
a bit of a mess.

Not even a day old.

What was it doing there?

Well, I think some of the pub regulars
fancied a change of scenery.

They would?

Do you know who was driving your Land
Rover?

No, we were here all last night.

It wasn't me.

Ah, mother.

I suppose, sorry, she's just passed her
test. No, no, no, hold on. Molly was

with Andrew last night.

Right, well, I suppose that leaves two
people.

Right.

Thanks for your help.

Sorry, who might they be?

Oh, that's Duncan. We did his day off.
And Paul.

Ah.

That must be his brother of yours.

So, where is he?

At this precise moment, I couldn't tell
you, but I can find out for you.

I'd be obliged.

Now I'm afraid I have to be on my way.

Afraid against crime won't win itself,
eh?

I'm not sure about that.

But I do know it's my turn to buy the
pork pies.

Well, it must have been Duncan.

I don't think so.

He was in the ghillie's rest all night.

You sure?

Oh, yes.

And all about it. Every last detail.

Paul, then?

No, he'd have said something.

I did see him fixing an indicator on the
Land Rover.

And he'd a cut in his hand.

Well, we should just ask him.

You don't have any pork pies at all, do
you?

Don't think so.

No.

Not my type.

Too young.

Too far away.

No rush.

Take your time.

Can I offer you a coffee while you're
looking?

That would be nice.

You're a very special person, Molly.

I really appreciate what you're doing
for me.

I'm not interrupting anything, am I? No,
of course not.

Give me a minute.

Back again?

He just wanted to...

Look at some pictures.

I know exactly what he wanted to look
at.

For heaven's sakes, you don't think that
he and I are... You're a very special

person, Molly. What am I supposed to
think?

What number two?

None for me, thank you.

Can't talk, not now.

Well, not for me, anyway.

Yeah, I was at the Angus Lodge last
night.

But not in the Land Rover. I walked.

What, all that way?

Must have been eight miles.

Not across country.

Look, why can't you just accept
responsibility?

I was trying to be responsible by not
drinking and driving.

Come on, we can sort this out.

I didn't do it.

Look, I'm sorry. It's just that it's
taken me months of hard work to get the

money together for this bus.

You know, it was going to be a real
lifeline for the village.

I'm sorry, but to be honest, it's not my
problem.

And if you'll excuse me, I've got work
to do.

OK, then.

Thanks again. I'll try completely.

Well, good morning.

Hiya. I thought it was you.

Yep, it's me.

Oh, I was trying to get an indicator
lens, but they've sold the last one this

morning, so it's like it's not my lucky
day. Well, it must be mine.

I come to have my car validated, and
there you are, just the man I wanted to

see.

Why, what's the matter? I thought you
might be able to tell me.

I called the dating agency this morning
to thank them for last night, and guess

what? They've got no record of me ever
joining.

I don't understand. Neither did I. And
then I realised my application form must

have been mislaid.

Either that or... No.

Actually, I can explain that. Not here.

In fact, why don't you come back to
Kilbilly Castle and tell me all about

Go on. In you go.

I can't do anything until we find who
was driving the Land Rover.

Hello. Hello.

We met before.

Yesterday. It was at Glenbogle House on
the driveway.

Of course.

You found it all right? Yes, I did.
Thanks.

Actually, I asked Mrs MacDonald about
you.

Well, I was sort of hoping that she
might introduce us.

What did she say?

Oh, um, that I could do better.

Oh.

Is that right?

Do you like bikes?

I love them.

How about I take you for a spin?

Oh, well, the thing is that I'm actually
just on my way to meet somebody.

Oh, that's a shame.

I don't suppose it could wait.

Do you know what?

I think it probably can.

Where are the rest of the lads?

I don't know.

Should have been here a while ago.

I thought you said they were a good
crew.

Yes. Yes, they are.

What? Do they just turn up when they
feel like it?

Well, I'm sure that there's a very good
reason.

My lady. Thank you, Badger.

Now, if there's anything you want, just
say.

Well, if you insist.

A little extra cream in mine, please.

Odger.

And some more of these.

When you're ready.

Certainly, sir. I'm sorry we've no mugs.
I trust the best bone china will be

acceptable. Two sugars, isn't it, if I
remember correctly?

It's been here before.

Indeed it has, milady.

I believe the last... time was to help
clear a drainage ditch.

I don't know about you, Hermione, but
I've always been a great believer

in servants only speaking when they're
spoken to. Oh, I'd have to agree.

Good. So, Bodger, biscuits.

That'll be all for now.

Yes, my lady.

What? Careful, don't burn yourself.

Anyone would think you're in a hurry to
get away.

You're not, are you?

No.

Because I've been thinking, if we were
to spend some real time together...

No.

But it's my day off.

So it's both, then.

And didn't you say something about an
alibi?

Because I'd hate to be the one who
dropped you in it.

Two sugars, wasn't it?

These are for you, Archie.

Thank you.

If you're working for the post office,
should you not have a little van?

Not to mention of a uniform.

It's not funny.

I had to go down to the village for
these.

Apparently there's a boycott on and
nothing is going to be delivered until

minibus is back on the road.

You're joking.

And there's a protest about the new
outdoor pursuit centre and the people

going to attract.

They're up in arms, Archie.

This is just ridiculous.

Well, that's why we've got no workforce.

Well, they can't dictate to us who we
invite onto the estate.

And what about the bus?

What about it?

I've already told you it wasn't me. You
want me to take the blame for something

I haven't done.

The most important thing is getting that
bus on the road.

Well, we need to get it fixed first.

Well, why don't they just claim it on
the insurance?

It makes it very difficult if we don't
even know who was driving the Land

Hardly worth falling out with a village
over.

A rift with the locals is the last thing
we need. What, and getting your

checkbook out is the answer, is it? It's
the only answer we've got.

You'd be letting yourself be
blackmailed.

Yeah, you're right.

There's only one way to sort this out,
and that's face to face.

Ah, there you are. Just to let you know,
we'll be two for lunch.

Will we indeed?

And is there anything Sir isn't keen on?

No, not really, but... Well, apart from
liver... What a shame.

I don't think we've got any.

So, how are you liking it up here?

It's a bit quiet for me.

Maybe you're not listening hard enough.

What do you mean?

Hear it?

Yeah.

I've never noticed before.

A lot of people don't.

I wonder why not.

Maybe they don't think it's important.

And you do?

Yes.

Molly! Molly, you're back.

Yes, she's through there.

I worked first.

I saw you in the village with Hayley.

What, you know her?

No.

No, I don't. Not really.

Wasn't you she was supposed to be
meeting?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry if I spoiled your
arrangement.

You like messing folk about, do you?

I said I'm sorry.

Anyway, all's fair in love and war.

Yeah, well, you just be careful nobody
gets hurt.

Okay?

I don't think we should allow things to
get out of hand.

I agree.

So let's start with how you're going to
get our bus back in the road.

Come on, Ron.

It means as much to me as anybody.

I've no argument with you, lass.

It's the lad here who's had a touch with
the people.

Ron, the fact is... You want facts?

Well, try these.

The old folks are still having to
struggle to the shops.

The under -16 shinty team will have to
disband again if they can't get to away

matches. The trip to the coast for the
playgroup has already been cancelled.

OK, I hear what you're saying.

But are you going to take any action?

I think we should hire a replacement for
the time being.

At last, he admits responsibility.

I had thought that we might split the
cost.

Did you now?

We've already done a lot to get this bus
to the village.

You've no idea, have you?

How about living in the real world?

Just like your father.

So that's what this is all about, is it?

You've still got a grudge for being
sacked by my father.

Beats me why we need a laird anyway.
Look, why don't we just go down to the

village and we can put Archie's plan to
them?

OK.

But you'd best leave it to me.

He's not so popular at the moment.

And so you take the credit.

All hail the conquering hero.

Whose idea was it to go to the Angus
Lodge, anyway?

What's that got to do with anything?

Oh, yeah, that's right, it was yours.

How'd you talk about it in the bar?

Even drove.

I've won too many, did you?

Is that what you're trying to cover up?

You'd better tell him to mind what he's
saying.

Is that a threat, Ron? If you think
we're paying anything for your mistakes,

can think again.

You'll regret this.

Both of you. Look, stop it. You're all
behaving like schoolboys.

I've tried being reasonable, but no
more. You're getting nothing, Ron, till

find out what really happened.

Hiding under the table?

Yes, just after you did.

Anyway, it seems I'm not the only one
making new friends these days.

Unless you're running a motorcycle taxi
service now.

You mean Hayley, I suppose.

Well, she was the one I saw you with.

Are there others?

She said you were going to introduce us.

That was a misunderstanding.

I'm pretty confused myself. I mean, are
we, you know, are we together?

Or are we free agents? Andrew, you're
the one with the busy social life.

Because I don't know where I stand.

There is nothing between Dougal and
myself.

Fine. So why does he keep coming up
here?

Molly, if we can't be honest with each
other, we can't be anything.

I started a dating agency.

If they're not going to serve us in the
village, then we can order most of what

we want from outside the area.

I wouldn't bother if I was you.

If the signs have disappeared.

Anyone who doesn't know the place will
never find their way up here.

That's criminal damage.

I don't think reporting it will get you
very far.

We're not going to be intimidated,
Connie.

Fine. As long as you know this is
probably just the beginning.

Why didn't you tell me?

I wanted something for myself.

I might have been able to help.

Maybe. But I've got to start doing
things on my own.

Forty years I played second fiddle to my
husband, but I'm not just Mrs.

McDonald or Mrs. Anybody. I'm a person
in my own right.

I respect that.

Really?

You can have all the space you need,
just as long as we don't try to deceive

each other.

I'm not telling the truth.

It's cost me too many relationships.

I just don't want that to happen to us.

Honesty, then.

Honesty.

Now, the question is, what do we do
about Hayley?

And Dougal.

I'm afraid we have to sit them down and
face the music.

I think you think it's honesty business,
isn't it?

Am I doing the right thing?

You want to stand by your brother. I can
understand that.

It's a big risk you're taking, though.

But do you think he's telling the truth?

He's got no reason not to.

And if Duncan was in the pub all night,
as you say, then who else could it have

been?

Yeah, it is that.

Why would Paul lie?

Maybe he's worried about letting you
down.

Hmm. You won't get much done by
yourself, surely?

You're welcome to give me a hand if you
like.

Okay.

As long as you do something for me.

I think I can guess what's going.

Look, I don't care whether you were
driving a Land Rover or not.

I just want to get this mess cleared up.

People around here have long memories.

Treat them fair, like Archie always has,
and they'll do anything for you in

return.

But if you make this hard, Paul, you're
going to cause an awful lot of trouble.

Lexie, this is a matter of principle.

It isn't about the bus or my stands in
the village or your outdoor pursuit

centre.

It's about how you act and how that
affects Archie's position.

So just think about what he's risking by
taking your side.

Bodger.

And we'll serve his thing for supper.

Well, that's rather up to him.

Do you know, I could be tempted.

It could be like this every day, you
know.

If you and I were together.

You were telling me about your last
girlfriend.

I'd rather not talk about it.

I'm sorry.

What about you?

Why aren't you with anyone?

Oh, I think we both know the answer to
that.

I'm a bossy old bag who wants everything
her own way.

I'll always be on my own.

Don't say that.

It's the truth.

It's not.

There's a lot of good in you.

In everyone.

It's like the birdsong thing.

It's there, even if you don't realise
it.

Are you busy, lass?

I can't wait.

Why? Well, as the old expression goes,
what the eye doesn't see.

And if a village needs a community
vehicle... My thoughts

exactly.

And

those

cushions just...

Plumped up this morning.

Badger, this had better be important.

I just heard about the McDonald's
causing quite a scandal.

Only I thought you might like to know.

Why, what's happened?

The new minibus has been wrecked and
they're saying it's that new laddie that

did it.

What, Paul?

That's him. Of course, he won't admit
it, but it's causing a whole heap of

trouble. I've got to go.

Duncan.

I'm sorry, this can't wait.

Knock next time.

Waiting for someone?

Oh, uh, yes.

If they ever show up.

Then could I get you another?

Why not?

What will you two boys be wanting?

A couple of beers, if that's all right
with you.

You're not welcome in here.

Do we go?

It's better you go.

Don't make any trouble, do we?

Come on, Archie.

And by the way, thank your wife for
getting my father to the doctors.

Did you not know?

She's been ferrying half the village
around.

Well, we're in the Glenbogel shuttle,
then.

I'm not going to apologise.

Lex, I'm sure your intentions were good,
but how do you think it might have

worked? It was a gesture of goodwill. We
have to be united over this. There's no

good being united unless we come up with
a practical solution.

Which is what I am trying to do.

I think we shouldn't have stopped.

This is going to be difficult enough.

I'm sorry, I had to get petrol.

Anyway, we're nearly there.

Oh!

It looks as if the Glenn Bogle dating
agency has had its first success.

Actually, it's second, and it's last for
the time being.

You're not going to give up?

Well, it was such a good idea. Only for
a while. Why?

Well, it was all getting rather
complicated, and there is one particular

relationship that I think that I should
be concentrating on.

Stay with me.

What was it?

The minibus.

What?

And you're telling me now?

Yeah, I just told you. I've just found
out what's been happening.

Are you angry?

Actually, this is a face -saver for all
of us.

Come on.

Oh, golly. I'm glad I found you.

You are.

About what happened with Hayley, I
wanted to apologize.

No need.

Of course there is.

If you want, I could find you someone
else.

Molly!

Actually, Molly, I think I'm probably
best on my own.

Looks like they've saved your journey.

There was no need for this.

Ready to admit defeat?

It wasn't Paul, it was Duncan who caused
the accident.

And you expect us to believe that?

It's true.

They forced them to confess.

Don't be ridiculous.

What is wrong with you?

I just want to see fair play.

No, you're just trying to stir things
up.

After I defended you.

That we were wrong about the bus. Why
can't you just admit that?

OK. But what about these hooligans
you're inflicting on us? That hasn't

No, but... Have you thought that you're
wrong about them as well?

They're just kids. They deserve a
chance.

So let's not judge them so quickly, eh?

I think we both owe someone an apology.

Let us know.

This is your new community vehicle while
the minibus is off the road.

I know it doesn't look much, but it'll
do the job. As long as you don't go over

45.

And, well, hopefully it won't be for too
long, eh?

Yeah, and I'll get some estimates for
the repairs first thing in the morning.

Listen, I had no idea the trouble that
caused.

It's not as if I hit it that hard.

Have you seen a state that isn't?

Yeah, well, it must have been part of
the arm break -off.

Yeah, we all know who was driving it,
don't we? Yeah, we certainly do.

Yeah, listen up, everybody.

I know our plans for the outdoor
activity scheme have caused some

So, at Ron's suggestion, we're going to
give first crack to the local kids as

soon as it's completed.

Choose.

Good. Well, maybe you can give me a hand
with this shovel.

Thanks. What for?

Found it by me.

I wanted to apologise for not believing
you.

I may have been in the right, but I
didn't exactly go the right way about

did I? No, well, you got there in the
end.

Dubliners as a family tree.

I'm out of here.

Now I know what you were really up to
last night.

Sorry. Don't be.

I thought you'd gone off with another
woman.

Oh, well, you know, keeping my nose
clean from now on and doing plenty of

overtime. The accident was my fault.
I'll pay.

No, you won't.

Hi, I'm Hermione Trumpington Bonnet,
Duncan's girlfriend.

I'll settle the bill, which means we'll
have much more time to spend together.

In fact, isn't this still your day off?

Go on.

Take those dirty, filthy shoes off.
You're not wearing them in my car.

Listen to me when I'm talking to you.

Bye, Dunk.

Can't be here with the trousers in that
relationship.