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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:39,700 Oh, brother, am I beat. 2 00:00:39,980 --> 00:00:41,420 Well, what a sale, huh? 3 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:45,460 These little piggies may never go to market again. 4 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:49,620 Wouldn't you know I wouldn't be able to find anything and you've got the cutest 5 00:00:49,620 --> 00:00:50,620 dress in town. 6 00:00:51,220 --> 00:00:54,480 Truthfully, Ethel, isn't this the biggest bargain you've ever seen? 7 00:00:54,980 --> 00:00:59,180 Absolutely. Oh, of course, now it's a question of how to get Ricky to let me 8 00:00:59,180 --> 00:01:01,870 keep it. Oh, you'll have to... to let you keep it. You got it at sale. They 9 00:01:01,870 --> 00:01:02,769 won't take it back. 10 00:01:02,770 --> 00:01:05,970 Yeah, well, that's the gamble I'm taking. I have to get Ricky to say that 11 00:01:05,970 --> 00:01:08,690 keep it without letting him know that even if he says I can't keep it, I'll 12 00:01:08,690 --> 00:01:10,610 to keep it because the store will make me keep it anyway. 13 00:01:13,010 --> 00:01:14,670 Well, that ought to confuse him enough. 14 00:01:16,030 --> 00:01:18,350 Oh, I guess I'll be able to smooch him into it. Sure. 15 00:01:19,310 --> 00:01:22,230 Well, I'll just get this out of his sight till I get him good and mellow and 16 00:01:22,230 --> 00:01:23,230 then I'll spring it on him. 17 00:01:25,590 --> 00:01:28,710 Well, I guess I'll go down and smooch Brad and see if I can talk him into 18 00:01:28,710 --> 00:01:29,710 letting me keep this. 19 00:01:58,220 --> 00:01:59,220 Take off your coat, honey. 20 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:00,620 Are your feet wet? 21 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:05,060 No. Well, sit down, darling. You must be awfully tired. Put the tootsies up. 22 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:06,140 That's a boy. 23 00:02:06,980 --> 00:02:12,120 There you are. Oh, you great, big, handsome husband, you. 24 00:02:14,420 --> 00:02:15,420 Lucy. 25 00:02:15,980 --> 00:02:17,780 Yes, dear? What have you done? 26 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:24,920 Nothing. I'm just glad that I had the cutest, sweetest, most wonderful husband 27 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:26,140 in the whole wide world. 28 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:27,440 Kiss me. 29 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:31,780 You have something to tell me. 30 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:33,220 What is it? 31 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,540 Well, I don't think you're ready for it yet. 32 00:02:45,260 --> 00:02:46,760 I know you bought something. 33 00:02:48,980 --> 00:02:50,780 Boy, am I losing my touch. 34 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:52,920 How much is it going to cost me? 35 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:55,320 How much is it going to cost me? 36 00:03:01,770 --> 00:03:03,290 Isn't this the cutest thing you've ever seen? 37 00:03:03,690 --> 00:03:04,649 How much? 38 00:03:04,650 --> 00:03:07,130 Notice the full skirt and the sensational neckline? 39 00:03:07,390 --> 00:03:10,410 How much? Isn't it a divine color? How much? 40 00:03:10,930 --> 00:03:13,490 Of course, I have to shorten it a little. How much? 41 00:03:14,030 --> 00:03:15,250 About two and a half inches. 42 00:03:18,130 --> 00:03:19,870 I'll have that done tomorrow. Let me see that. 43 00:03:20,130 --> 00:03:21,130 Let me see that. 44 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:39,620 That means you like it, doesn't it? Now, Lucy, you don't need that dress. You 45 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:40,620 got plenty of clothes. 46 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:44,220 No, I haven't. I looked in my closet this morning, and you know what? 47 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:46,300 I haven't a thing to wear. 48 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:50,860 Well, I haven't. Honey, you got a closet full of clothes. Well, all my friends 49 00:03:50,860 --> 00:03:51,920 have seen me in them. 50 00:03:52,140 --> 00:03:53,880 Well, then get yourself a new set of friends. 51 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:56,800 Very funny. 52 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,780 Look, honey, I'm not going to pay for that dress. 53 00:03:59,140 --> 00:04:00,140 Then I will. 54 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:02,820 All right, you pay for it. I'm not going to stand here and argue. 55 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:04,480 I got to get dressed to go to the show. 56 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:06,720 She's going to pay for it. 57 00:04:50,830 --> 00:04:52,350 I have an ascent to air. 58 00:05:24,270 --> 00:05:27,630 wife, if you are going to send me out into the world of business to earn my 59 00:05:27,630 --> 00:05:29,830 money, you can just treat me like a fellow businessman. 60 00:05:32,670 --> 00:05:34,470 All right, fellow businessman. 61 00:05:42,530 --> 00:05:45,190 Hey, pardon me, will you pass the sugar, mister? 62 00:05:50,230 --> 00:05:51,750 Any good jobs open, Mac? 63 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,300 Lots of them. I just have to take my choice. 64 00:05:56,420 --> 00:05:57,940 Stenographer? Nah. 65 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:00,180 Bookkeeper? Nah. 66 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:01,520 Cook? No. 67 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:05,280 Lady wrestler? 68 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,080 Oh, 69 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:12,460 this is terribly unfair. 70 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:16,060 What? Well, apparently you can't get a job in this town unless you can do 71 00:06:16,060 --> 00:06:17,060 something. 72 00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:20,920 Yeah, how about that? 73 00:06:21,460 --> 00:06:23,120 Well, goodbye, fellow. 74 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:24,700 Goodbye. 75 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:28,580 Oh, listen, honey, I won't be home till late tonight. Jerry had me booking some 76 00:06:28,580 --> 00:06:30,320 charity affair or something. Okay. 77 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:32,840 I'll see you later. Bye. 78 00:06:33,140 --> 00:06:34,140 Bye. 79 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:37,500 Good morning, Lucy. 80 00:06:37,780 --> 00:06:38,780 Hi. 81 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,780 Well, how'd you make out last night? Did you get to keep the dress? 82 00:06:45,020 --> 00:06:47,300 I can keep it if I pay for it. I'm going to get a job. 83 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:48,940 Job? 84 00:06:54,220 --> 00:06:56,520 nasty about it. There's a lot of things in here that I can do. 85 00:06:56,780 --> 00:06:57,780 What, for instance? 86 00:06:58,260 --> 00:07:01,100 Well, I could be a... Well, 87 00:07:02,820 --> 00:07:05,240 I could... I could be a babysitter. 88 00:07:05,540 --> 00:07:07,720 Yeah? Fifty cents an hour. 89 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:10,080 See, it's disgusting. 90 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:12,200 The measly wages they pay babysitters. 91 00:07:12,420 --> 00:07:14,740 But that rate, it'd take you a year to pay for that dress. 92 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:16,039 Look at that. 93 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:17,400 Babysitter, fifty cents an hour. 94 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:19,060 Babysitter, fifty cents an hour. 95 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:22,200 Babysitter, fifty dollars... Five dollars an hour? 96 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:26,260 Oh, that must be a misprint. No, it isn't. Right there. 97 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:28,120 Babysitter, $5 an hour. 98 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:30,060 I'm going to call up and see if that's right. 99 00:07:30,540 --> 00:07:31,540 Susquehanna 7. 100 00:07:33,180 --> 00:07:36,980 Listen, Lucy, if they're willing to pay $5 an hour for a babysitter, there's a 101 00:07:36,980 --> 00:07:37,980 catch in it someplace. 102 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,160 I don't care. 103 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:42,060 Wonder what kind of a baby it could be. 104 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,940 Listen, for $5 an hour, I'll sit with a baby gorilla. 105 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,000 Hello? 106 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,180 Hello, I'm calling about your ad in the paper. 107 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:53,270 $5 an hour. for babysitting, is that correct? 108 00:07:54,330 --> 00:07:56,870 Well, why do you pay so much? 109 00:07:57,750 --> 00:07:59,870 I mean, what kind of a baby is it? 110 00:08:01,030 --> 00:08:02,030 A little boy. 111 00:08:02,870 --> 00:08:03,970 A little boy what? 112 00:08:06,730 --> 00:08:08,350 I mean, is it human? 113 00:08:10,330 --> 00:08:12,890 What is it? It's all right, it's just a little boy. 114 00:08:13,130 --> 00:08:14,450 There's something fishy. 115 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:17,930 Yes, yes, yes, you can bring him around this afternoon. 116 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:22,260 The name is Mrs. Ricardo, 623 East 68th Street. 117 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:24,000 About 2 o 'clock? 118 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:25,360 Fine. 119 00:08:25,540 --> 00:08:26,660 All right, goodbye. 120 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:31,320 Just think, Ethel, if she leaves him here four hours this afternoon, I'll 121 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,380 $20. If you're still alive. 122 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:36,260 Oh, don't be so pessimistic. It's just a little boy. 123 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:39,760 Now, what do you think I better have ready for him when he gets here? 124 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,120 A little girl. 125 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:54,160 Come in, please. Thank you. This must be your little boy. 126 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:55,900 Yes, this is our little Jimmy. 127 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:57,200 Hello, Jimmy. 128 00:08:57,460 --> 00:09:00,280 Want me to help you up with your... I can take it off myself. 129 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:05,040 What's the matter, Jimmy? 130 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,020 Don't you like me? I like you. 131 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:11,140 We're going to have lots of fun together today now, aren't we? Oh, brother. 132 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:17,870 Well, I'll... running along now and leave Jimmy with you. 133 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:19,550 I'm due at the hairdresser. 134 00:09:19,870 --> 00:09:22,630 We're going to be in a show this evening. Oh, really? 135 00:09:23,210 --> 00:09:27,610 Well, it's just an amateur contest that our club is giving. It's for charity. 136 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:31,670 I'm hungry! Oh, Jimmy, dear, your mother is talking. I'm hungry! I'm hungry! 137 00:09:32,010 --> 00:09:33,010 Oh! 138 00:09:38,130 --> 00:09:39,130 Well, 139 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:45,910 I'll leave you two alone and I'll be back. back about five o 'clock. I'm sure 140 00:09:45,910 --> 00:09:46,910 we'll be all right. 141 00:09:47,550 --> 00:09:49,030 Now, Jimmy, you behave. 142 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:50,590 Yeah. 143 00:09:51,230 --> 00:09:54,050 Oh, all these lovely things. 144 00:09:58,430 --> 00:09:59,810 Well, goodbye. 145 00:10:00,290 --> 00:10:01,290 Goodbye. 146 00:10:03,330 --> 00:10:07,950 Hey, I said I was hungry. All right, all right. Yeah, cookies and milk in the 147 00:10:07,950 --> 00:10:08,950 kitchen. Come on. 148 00:10:12,810 --> 00:10:13,810 Right over there. 149 00:10:49,670 --> 00:10:50,409 Cookies, Jimmy? 150 00:10:50,410 --> 00:10:51,630 Yeah. Help yourself. 151 00:10:57,550 --> 00:10:58,970 Here, Elmer. Eat that. 152 00:11:02,030 --> 00:11:03,130 What do you have in there? 153 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:08,050 It's my pet frog, Elmer. Oh, well, put that thing away. How can you carry 154 00:11:08,050 --> 00:11:09,350 something like that around with you? 155 00:11:21,290 --> 00:11:23,730 for me will be it. I'll play games with you. Now go ahead. 156 00:11:33,650 --> 00:11:36,090 Well, here I am. Game time. 157 00:11:37,670 --> 00:11:41,550 Well, I've invited for you. What took you so long? 158 00:11:42,590 --> 00:11:44,590 Well, what game would you like to play? 159 00:11:44,910 --> 00:11:46,490 Who wants to play games? 160 00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:47,750 I'm hungry. 161 00:11:48,070 --> 00:11:50,490 Hungry? How could you possibly be hungry? 162 00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:19,710 those dirty hands. 163 00:12:20,010 --> 00:12:21,410 Oh, you go wash your hands. 164 00:12:21,650 --> 00:12:26,010 I don't want to. You go into the living room, into the bathroom and wash your 165 00:12:26,010 --> 00:12:27,010 hands. Now go on. 166 00:12:28,230 --> 00:12:28,670 I 167 00:12:28,670 --> 00:12:35,990 said 168 00:12:35,990 --> 00:12:37,370 go wash your hands. 169 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,830 What for? They're clean. 170 00:12:39,150 --> 00:12:42,730 What kind of a nitwit do you think I am? I don't know. What kind are you? 171 00:12:46,130 --> 00:12:48,330 Well, they're clean. I don't know how you did it so fast. 172 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,560 But come on. 173 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:26,620 What kind of a game do you want to play? 174 00:15:53,930 --> 00:15:54,930 I guess I can face anything. 175 00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:25,110 enough for it. 176 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,300 place with the boys at the amateur contest tonight. 177 00:18:56,840 --> 00:19:00,360 What? If you win, I'll let you keep the prize money. 178 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,640 A hundred dollars. 179 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,760 A hundred dollars? 180 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,440 Well... Oh, thank you, Mrs. 181 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:07,640 Ricardo. 182 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,220 I don't... Hello? 183 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:10,940 Hello? 184 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000 Okay, boys. 185 00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:17,820 Meet the new partner in your act. You're going to do that instead of mom? 186 00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:21,560 Yeah, but I have a hunch I'd be better off if I just let you burn me at the 187 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,560 stake. 188 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,140 the guitar with her feet. 189 00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:44,040 Well, I'll try playing the guitar with my hands. 190 00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:46,320 She probably does better with her feet. 191 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,420 Are you ready, girls? 192 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,239 Here we go. 193 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:55,680 Oh, this is a song, a brand new ballad. It's called I'm Breaking My Back, 194 00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:57,400 Putting Up a Front for You. 195 00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,420 A one, a two. 196 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:19,560 I'm breaking my back, putting up a front for you. 197 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:28,360 I bought an aeroplane, it's just for kicks. It holds twice as many passengers 198 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:35,200 as a DC -6. I'm breaking my back, putting up a front for you. 199 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:43,280 Oh, say, my heart goes bang, babe, when I look at you, sister, I'm 200 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,280 gone. 201 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:50,320 the hang, babe, if my bank account's overdrawn. 202 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:57,560 I'm getting pedicures and manicures just ever since I took a 203 00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:00,060 look at that fan of yours. 204 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,620 Breaking my back, putting up a front. 205 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,880 Yeah, let's hear it, boys. Let's hear it. 206 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:14,180 I own a 207 00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:15,200 private train. 208 00:21:25,899 --> 00:21:32,840 I got a French valet, a Camp D .A., 209 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:38,120 a very famous movie star is my upstairs maid. 210 00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:44,080 Breaking my back, putting up the front for you. Are you for ya? 211 00:21:47,980 --> 00:21:50,940 When I look at you, sister, I choke. 212 00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:57,360 Who gives a hang, babe? I'm a Cuban who's got to go broke. 213 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:04,640 I bought a diamond ring worth 20 grand. But I would classily trade 214 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,160 it in for a wedding band. 215 00:22:07,380 --> 00:22:11,700 I'm breaking my back, putting up a front for you. 216 00:22:31,980 --> 00:22:33,340 Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. 217 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:38,480 And now, the last contestant of the evening is Mrs. 218 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,780 Hudson and the twins. 219 00:22:41,740 --> 00:22:42,740 Are you ready? 220 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,320 Let's see. Oh, this is your music? Okay. 221 00:22:45,660 --> 00:22:51,220 They are going to do Ragtime Cowboy Joe. 222 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:54,940 There you are. 223 00:22:55,060 --> 00:22:57,800 Ragtime Cowboy Joe, Mrs. Hudson and the twins. 224 00:26:32,170 --> 00:26:33,670 of Lucy is a Dazzy Lou production. 15983