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("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
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Oh, boy, I ate too much.
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Me, too.
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I can hardly move.
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They make quite a picture, don't
they, Lucy?
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Yeah-- Porky and Fatso taking it
easy.
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Please, now, please.
No nagging on a full stomach.
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Besides, it's your own fault.
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You put too much food on the table.
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You didn't have to eat everything in
sight.
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I only ate 12 oysters.
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16, But who counts?
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Fred, did you really eat 16 oysters?
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You heard what the oyster counter
said.
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But I was doing it for you.
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I was trying to find you a pearl.
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Well, don't pick on him.
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Ricky ate more oysters than all of us
put together.
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Naturally.
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LUCY: What do you mean, naturally?
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Because I got more Rs in my name than
anyone else.
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Anyhow, the way you gals were
shoveling in that food
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I thought you were using a conveyor
belt.
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Can't help it, eating's my hobby.
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Yeah, you ought to watch that, Ethel.
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Course, it doesn't matter what I eat
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because it doesn't go to fat.
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Where does it go to, thin?
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For your information, loverboy,
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I weigh exactly the same
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as I did when we were married.
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Ha!
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Well, I do.
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Oh, come now, Lucy.
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Ethel and Fred and I have all
admitted
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that we're getting a little fat.
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A little puffy, perhaps.
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Now, why don't you break down and
admit it, too?
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Well, I'd be very happy to join your
tubby little trio
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if it were true, but it isn't.
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Oh, Lucy, you're among friends.
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When Ricky and I were married, I
weighed 110,
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and I weigh exactly that right now.
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We shall see.
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Now, don't bother getting those
bathroom scales--
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they're broken.
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I fixed them this morning.
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Oh.
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Anyway, I'm getting a little bored
with this discussion.
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Aren't you?
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No.
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Oh, whose side are you on anyway?
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I'm on the side of Ricky and his
puffy pal.
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Okay, on the scales, champ.
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This I got to see.
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Come on, on the scales.
No!
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You're the one...
Come on, on the scales.
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Oh, now, Ricky.
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On the scales.
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All right.
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How much do I weigh?
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45 pounds, and stop leaning on us.
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Okay.
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132?!
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On behalf of our tubby trio
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I welcome you to our flabby foursome.
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Well, now that that's over with.
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What are we going to do tonight?
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I don't know what you're going to do
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but I'm going out and kill myself.
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Honey, so you gained a little weight.
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Is that so terrible?
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A little weight?
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I walked into this room weighing 110.
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I now weigh 132.
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That's 22 pounds in ten minutes.
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Aw, Lucy, don't cry about it.
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What if I cried every time I gained a
pound?
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We'd be up to our ears in tears.
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Never mind, Fred.
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I'm nothing but a big, bloated bunch
of blubber.
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Oh, honey, now don't talk that way.
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I wouldn't want you any different
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than you are just now.
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You wouldn't?
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No... I like you plump.
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(wailing)
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I... I didn't mean it like that.
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I mean, you look swell!
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I'm not worried about you,
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but how am I going to look on the
stage?
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The stage?
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Yes.
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Oh, no, you're not going to start
that again, are you?
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Oh, I know.
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You don't want me in show business,
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but someday, in spite of you,
opportunity will knock
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and what'll happen?
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I'll be so big and fat
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I won't be able to get up and open
the door.
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(phone rings)
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Oh, honey, forget it.
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You look wonderful.
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(phone rings)
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Hello?
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Hi, Jerry.
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What?
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Oh, this is a fine time.
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What am I supposed to do-- dance by
myself?
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Okay, okay.
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Well, look, try to get some girls
lined up
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and we'll have auditions in the
morning.
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Good-bye.
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Oh, hello, Jerry?
Hello...
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Listen, Jerry, what was the size
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of the new costume you just bought
for Joanne?
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Well, get girls that size.
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Good-bye.
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What's the matter, Ricky?
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Joanne is quitting.
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Who's Joanne?
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Oh, that's terrible.
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Who's Joanne?
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At a time like this, too.
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Who's Joanne?
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Why did she quit?
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Who's Joanne?
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She's getting married.
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Who's Joanne?
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She's the girl that dances with
Ricky.
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Now, what was I doing wrong?
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Now I got to find a girl who can sing
and dance
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and teach her the number by Saturday
night.
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(humming a merry tune)
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I can't think of a soul.
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Lucy, will you stop that racket and
let me think?
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What are you so fidgety about?
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Your girdle too tight?
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No, I was just about to suggest that
in this very room
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there's a very pretty and talented
young lady
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who is a wonderful singer and dancer.
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Who? Ethel?
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Who? Ethel?
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No, not her-- me.
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Oh.
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Oh, Ricky, this is a wonderful chance
for me.
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I know the number.
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I can take Joanne's place. Please?
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No, that's out of the question.
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Give me one good reason.
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Well, you're...
You're too fat.
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Fat?!
You said so yourself.
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Plump maybe, but not fat.
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Come on, Fred, we'd better go.
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No, let's stay and see the fun.
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Then you won't have to hang out
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the bathroom window
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to hear what they're saying.
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Come on.
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No, now you two stay right there.
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I want you for witnesses.
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Ricky Ricardo, I'm asking you
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to give me the same chance you would
give anyone else.
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Let me come down and audition for you
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just as if I were a stranger.
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You can forget you ever knew me.
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That's a very tempting offer.
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Oh, can I audition for you, Ricky?
Can I?
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All right, all right.
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You can come down and audition in the
morning.
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Good! Fred and Ethel, now, you heard
that. You're witnesses.
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But it's gonna be strictly business.
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I never saw you before in my life.
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Okay, Lucy?
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Lucy?
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I beg your pardon.
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Have we been introduced?
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(playing piano)
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Pardon me, but is this
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where Ricky Ricardo is auditioning
girls
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for the dance?
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Yeah, honey, but if I had known
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he wanted older women,
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I'd have brought my mother.
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Don't pay any attention to her,
honey.
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I guess we're all auditioning
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for the same part, huh?
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Can I give you a tip?
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Oh, yes.
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I've known Ricky Ricardo for a long
time.
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Oh?
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You're not his type.
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Hi, Marco.
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Hi, girls.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
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Good morning, Mr. Ricardo.
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Good morning, Mr. Ricardo.
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Now, let's all line up here, please.
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Let's all line up.
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We might as well get started.
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Let's see what you can...
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See what you can do.
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We'll, uh...
we'll start with a time step.
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All right, Marco, go ahead.
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(piano plays)
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That's fine, that's fine.
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That's enough for now.
That's enough for now.
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That's fine.
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All right, girls.
That's fine.
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Now, um..., you're all size 12,
aren't you?
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DANCERS: Yes.
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Uh... yeah.
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Well, that's good
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because whoever gets the job has to
wear this size-12 costume.
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Now, uh... miss...
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Uh...?
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MacGillicuddy.
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MacGillicuddy.
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Over here, please.
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Yes, sir.
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Now, take this costume into the
dressing room and put it on,
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and then we'll see what you can do
with the number.
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Yes, sir, thank you.
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All right.
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Miss Macgoullucuddy, uh...
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how are you coming along?
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(strained voice): Oh, I've almost got
the costume on.
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Well, hurry up.
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We're waiting.
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I'll be right there.
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All I have to do is fasten it.
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We're waiting.
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Just this one last...
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(groans)
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(ripping noise)
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Oh!
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What happened?
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It was a very small size 12.
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Mira lo que lo hizo al vestido.
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Mira lo que le paso el vestido.
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Me dijo que tenia un size 12
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y se lo puso, y lo rompio todo
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para que se puso el vestido
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si sabia que no iba a caber?
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Gracias.
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Now I got to get a new costume.
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Oh, no, you don't, Mr. Ricardo.
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It's only split in the seams.
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I can sew it up myself.
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Now, look, never mind.
Just take it off
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and leave it in the dressing room
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and don't call us, we'll call you.
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Oh, but Mr. Ricardo...
What?
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If I get thin enough to fit the
dress,
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can I have the part?
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Look, the number goes in by Saturday.
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You couldn't possibly get thin enough
by then.
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But if I can, can I?
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All right, all right.
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Now, good-bye, good-bye.
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You heard him, Ethel.
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If I get thin enough to fit the
dress, I can have the part.
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Do you really think you can take off
12 pounds in four days?
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I'm going to get rid of this fat
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if I have to chop it off with a
cleaver.
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(running footsteps)
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Hey, wait!
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That was the last lap.
268
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Oh, that's great.
269
00:11:53,289 --> 00:11:55,992
You did that in 2½ minutes flat.
270
00:11:55,992 --> 00:11:58,411
You now hold the national indoor
record
271
00:11:58,411 --> 00:12:00,914
for the around-the- fourth-floor
dash.
272
00:12:01,831 --> 00:12:03,433
You've done good work.
273
00:12:03,433 --> 00:12:05,335
You deserve a rest period.
274
00:12:05,335 --> 00:12:07,337
Thanks.
275
00:12:07,337 --> 00:12:09,406
Okay, time's up.
276
00:12:11,558 --> 00:12:12,559
Now, you have time
277
00:12:12,559 --> 00:12:14,344
to jump this rope 500 times
278
00:12:14,344 --> 00:12:16,346
before the boys come home for dinner.
279
00:12:18,114 --> 00:12:20,100
Two hundred?
280
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,601
One hundred?
281
00:12:21,601 --> 00:12:25,155
Well, do as many as you can.
282
00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:37,083
Uh... one!
283
00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:39,085
Uh... two!
284
00:12:39,085 --> 00:12:40,086
Uh... higher!
285
00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:47,343
Oh, you poor little thing.
286
00:12:47,744 --> 00:12:49,479
You've worked very hard.
287
00:12:49,479 --> 00:12:50,847
Let's weigh you in.
288
00:13:03,393 --> 00:13:04,894
Come on.
289
00:13:04,894 --> 00:13:07,931
(grunts)
290
00:13:07,931 --> 00:13:09,933
Stiffen up, Lucy.
291
00:13:11,901 --> 00:13:13,236
(gasps)
292
00:13:13,236 --> 00:13:15,905
Another five ounces.
293
00:13:16,906 --> 00:13:19,626
In three days, you've lost almost two
pounds.
294
00:13:19,626 --> 00:13:20,977
Keen.
295
00:13:20,977 --> 00:13:22,579
Oh, don't get discouraged.
296
00:13:22,579 --> 00:13:24,247
Only ten pounds more to go.
297
00:13:24,247 --> 00:13:26,232
We'll get you into size 12.
298
00:13:26,232 --> 00:13:29,219
Yeah, a size-12 shroud.
299
00:13:29,219 --> 00:13:32,005
Now, take a shower and clean up.
300
00:13:34,757 --> 00:13:37,660
I'll get dinner.
301
00:13:37,660 --> 00:13:38,862
Dinner?
302
00:13:42,832 --> 00:13:45,068
Okay.
303
00:13:51,357 --> 00:13:52,675
What's the matter?
304
00:13:53,143 --> 00:13:54,344
I can't seem to move.
305
00:13:54,344 --> 00:13:57,280
Could you point me in the right
direction?
306
00:14:04,754 --> 00:14:05,755
Thanks.
307
00:14:13,796 --> 00:14:15,298
Here you are, Ricky.
308
00:14:15,298 --> 00:14:16,299
Oh, thank you.
309
00:14:16,299 --> 00:14:18,518
Here you are, Fred, a nice juicy
steak.
310
00:14:19,018 --> 00:14:20,520
Oh, I love steak.
311
00:14:23,022 --> 00:14:25,375
I hope you don't mind us bringing
Butch along?
312
00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:26,309
Not at all.
313
00:14:26,309 --> 00:14:28,311
If he behaves himself, we'll give him
the bone.
314
00:14:28,311 --> 00:14:29,312
Oh, he's a good dog.
Best dog in the...
315
00:14:29,312 --> 00:14:30,747
Here you are, Lucy.
316
00:14:30,747 --> 00:14:34,117
Oh, no, that's yours.
317
00:14:52,135 --> 00:14:53,536
How's your steak, Fred?
318
00:14:53,536 --> 00:14:55,922
Perfect-- just the way I like it.
319
00:14:55,922 --> 00:14:57,273
Is your steak all right, Ricky?
320
00:14:57,674 --> 00:14:59,058
Oh, delicious.
How's yours?
321
00:14:59,058 --> 00:15:00,560
Fine, nice and tender.
Good.
322
00:15:02,345 --> 00:15:04,447
How's your celery, Lucy?
323
00:15:04,447 --> 00:15:06,399
Oh, delicious, thanks.
324
00:15:06,399 --> 00:15:07,901
Is it cooked enough for you?
325
00:15:07,901 --> 00:15:11,404
Oh, yes, just the way I like it, nice
and tender.
326
00:15:11,404 --> 00:15:13,406
Will you pass the potatoes, Rick?
327
00:15:13,406 --> 00:15:14,908
Sure thing, here you go.
328
00:15:14,908 --> 00:15:16,192
Thanks.
329
00:15:16,192 --> 00:15:17,694
Oh, could I have a biscuit, Fred?
330
00:15:17,694 --> 00:15:19,696
Sure, you can have a biscuit.
331
00:15:19,696 --> 00:15:20,697
Excuse me.
332
00:15:20,697 --> 00:15:22,031
Thank you.
333
00:15:22,031 --> 00:15:22,999
Want a biscuit, Ricky?
334
00:15:22,999 --> 00:15:23,967
Mm-hmm.
335
00:15:23,967 --> 00:15:25,285
Thank you.
336
00:15:25,285 --> 00:15:28,288
Hey, Fred, could I have the potatoes
back, please?
337
00:15:28,288 --> 00:15:29,789
Sure, you may.
338
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,722
Thank you, Fred.
339
00:15:45,722 --> 00:15:47,724
You know, I'm forgetting about poor,
old Butch.
340
00:15:47,724 --> 00:15:49,726
Hey, yeah, don't forget about him.
341
00:15:49,726 --> 00:15:51,127
I'm going to give him
342
00:15:51,127 --> 00:15:53,129
a nice, juicy piece of this steak.
343
00:15:53,129 --> 00:15:54,330
Do you mind?
Go ahead.
344
00:15:54,330 --> 00:15:55,531
Come on, Butch.
345
00:15:55,531 --> 00:15:56,399
Sit up there, boy.
346
00:15:56,399 --> 00:15:57,900
There you are.
347
00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:58,901
Sit up now.
348
00:15:58,901 --> 00:15:59,902
There you go.
349
00:15:59,902 --> 00:16:02,205
You going to thank me?
350
00:16:02,205 --> 00:16:03,873
Huh?
351
00:16:03,873 --> 00:16:05,742
Well, I can't stand anymore.
352
00:16:05,742 --> 00:16:07,744
I'll be back later.
353
00:16:08,244 --> 00:16:11,247
ETHEL: Ah! Stay out of the kitchen.
354
00:16:11,247 --> 00:16:13,750
FRED: How about another biscuit,
Ethel?
355
00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:14,751
ETHEL: Uh-huh.
356
00:16:14,751 --> 00:16:15,752
There you are.
357
00:16:15,752 --> 00:16:17,253
RICKY: Hey, Fred,
358
00:16:17,253 --> 00:16:19,255
string beans?
359
00:16:19,255 --> 00:16:22,759
FRED: Sure, these are good for you.
360
00:16:22,759 --> 00:16:24,260
Full of iron.
361
00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:25,762
ETHEL: There you are, Ricky.
362
00:16:25,762 --> 00:16:27,263
RICKY: Thank you.
363
00:16:30,266 --> 00:16:32,268
Hey, I didn't give Butch anything.
364
00:16:32,268 --> 00:16:34,771
Here you are, Butch.
365
00:16:35,772 --> 00:16:37,273
Aren't you going to thank me?
366
00:16:42,278 --> 00:16:44,280
Nice Butch, nice Butch.
367
00:16:47,784 --> 00:16:49,419
(Lucy growls and barks)
368
00:16:49,419 --> 00:16:51,788
Who's under there?
369
00:16:58,795 --> 00:17:00,697
RICKY: Who's under the table?
370
00:17:00,697 --> 00:17:02,765
Nobody here but us dogs.
371
00:17:06,853 --> 00:17:08,354
Lucy.
372
00:17:08,354 --> 00:17:10,606
Come out from under the table.
373
00:17:12,809 --> 00:17:15,812
Now, what do you got to say for
yourself?
374
00:17:15,812 --> 00:17:17,313
(barks)
375
00:17:17,313 --> 00:17:18,815
Lucy.
376
00:17:18,815 --> 00:17:22,318
All right, you don't have to get
nasty about it, I'm leaving.
377
00:17:22,318 --> 00:17:23,820
Where are you going?
378
00:17:23,820 --> 00:17:26,322
I'm going down to the corner bakery
379
00:17:26,322 --> 00:17:27,323
and smell the bread.
380
00:17:36,899 --> 00:17:40,636
Okay, Lucy, let's get started on our
road work for the day.
381
00:17:40,636 --> 00:17:41,637
What's that?
382
00:17:41,637 --> 00:17:43,606
A human pressure cooker.
383
00:17:43,606 --> 00:17:44,891
Where'd you get it?
384
00:17:44,891 --> 00:17:45,842
I rented it.
385
00:17:45,842 --> 00:17:47,593
You really are determined, aren't
you?
386
00:17:47,593 --> 00:17:49,095
Of course-- I'm going to do
387
00:17:49,095 --> 00:17:51,097
that number with Ricky tonight.
388
00:17:51,097 --> 00:17:52,949
Did you lose enough weight?
389
00:17:52,949 --> 00:17:55,118
I've got five more pounds to lose
390
00:17:55,118 --> 00:17:56,719
and five hours to do it in.
391
00:17:56,719 --> 00:17:57,920
This is my last day.
392
00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,073
If you spend five hours in that
393
00:18:00,073 --> 00:18:02,024
it really will be your last day.
394
00:18:02,024 --> 00:18:03,776
Well, it's my only chance, Ethel.
395
00:18:03,776 --> 00:18:06,279
Okay, I only hope you know what
you're doing.
396
00:18:06,279 --> 00:18:07,780
I do.
397
00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:09,082
Check me at 6:00 tonight.
398
00:18:09,082 --> 00:18:11,401
You're not really going to spend
399
00:18:11,401 --> 00:18:12,602
all that time in there?
400
00:18:12,602 --> 00:18:13,803
I certainly am.
401
00:18:13,803 --> 00:18:15,288
All right.
402
00:18:15,288 --> 00:18:17,790
They'll have to pick you up with a
blotter.
403
00:18:19,742 --> 00:18:21,427
Okay, honey, it's 6:00.
404
00:18:21,427 --> 00:18:22,929
How are you doing?
405
00:18:22,929 --> 00:18:24,430
Lucy!
406
00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:25,782
Where are you?
407
00:18:25,782 --> 00:18:28,184
Lucy!
408
00:18:28,184 --> 00:18:30,686
Lucy.
409
00:18:33,456 --> 00:18:35,458
Is this all that's left?
410
00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:37,860
Practically.
411
00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:40,363
Oh, Lucy, you gave me an awful
fright.
412
00:18:40,363 --> 00:18:42,365
Thank heavens you're here.
413
00:18:42,365 --> 00:18:43,666
I'm here, all right.
414
00:18:43,666 --> 00:18:44,901
120 pounds of me.
415
00:18:44,901 --> 00:18:46,119
You did it.
416
00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:48,204
I'm going down to the club and do
that number.
417
00:18:48,204 --> 00:18:50,239
What about that other girl Ricky
hired?
418
00:18:50,239 --> 00:18:52,542
I'll take care of her somehow.
419
00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:56,546
Do you really think you can make it?
420
00:18:56,546 --> 00:18:57,547
Oh, don't worry.
421
00:18:57,547 --> 00:19:01,834
I'm as strong as...
as a very weak horse
422
00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:03,836
but I'll make it.
423
00:19:08,591 --> 00:19:10,593
(band starts a rumba)
424
00:19:16,199 --> 00:19:18,601
They call me Cuban Pete
425
00:19:18,601 --> 00:19:20,603
I'm the king of the rumba beat
426
00:19:20,603 --> 00:19:22,605
When I play the maracas
427
00:19:22,605 --> 00:19:25,441
I go chick-chicky-boom,
chick-chicky-boom
428
00:19:25,441 --> 00:19:27,243
Yes, sir, I'm Cuban Pete
429
00:19:27,243 --> 00:19:29,245
I'm the craze of my native street
430
00:19:29,745 --> 00:19:31,147
When I start to dance
431
00:19:31,147 --> 00:19:34,517
Everything goes chick-chicky- boom,
chick-chicky-boom
432
00:19:34,917 --> 00:19:37,837
There's señoritas, they sing and how
they swing
433
00:19:37,837 --> 00:19:39,155
With this rumbero
434
00:19:39,155 --> 00:19:41,123
It's very nice
435
00:19:41,123 --> 00:19:43,626
So full of spice
436
00:19:43,626 --> 00:19:45,628
And when they're dancing
437
00:19:45,628 --> 00:19:48,631
They bring a happy ring of vaqueros
438
00:19:48,631 --> 00:19:52,134
Singing a song all the day long
439
00:19:52,635 --> 00:19:56,939
So if you like the beat, take a
lesson from Cuban Pete
440
00:19:56,939 --> 00:19:58,941
And I'll teach you to
chick-chicky-boom
441
00:19:58,941 --> 00:20:00,943
Chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom
442
00:20:01,444 --> 00:20:02,695
Si, señorita, I know
443
00:20:02,695 --> 00:20:06,048
That you will like the
chicky-boom-chick
444
00:20:06,048 --> 00:20:10,453
Because it's the dance of Latin
romance
445
00:20:10,453 --> 00:20:13,256
And Cuban Pete doesn't teach you in a
hurry
446
00:20:13,256 --> 00:20:14,857
Like Arthur Murray
447
00:20:14,857 --> 00:20:19,212
I come from Havana and there's always
mañana.
448
00:20:19,712 --> 00:20:21,714
So señorita...
449
00:20:29,171 --> 00:20:31,173
Oh, no.
450
00:20:34,644 --> 00:20:36,979
They call me Sally Sweet
451
00:20:36,979 --> 00:20:39,282
I'm the queen of Delancy Street
452
00:20:39,682 --> 00:20:40,683
When I start to dance
453
00:20:40,683 --> 00:20:42,184
Everything goes chick-chicky-boom
454
00:20:42,685 --> 00:20:43,686
Chick-chicky-boom.
455
00:20:43,686 --> 00:20:46,989
Ay-ya-ya-ya-ya.
456
00:20:46,989 --> 00:20:48,324
Excuse me, Mr. Pete.
457
00:20:48,324 --> 00:20:49,692
Yes, ma'am.
458
00:20:49,692 --> 00:20:51,694
Have the Cubans a different beat?
459
00:20:51,694 --> 00:20:53,996
If they have, will you teach me
460
00:20:53,996 --> 00:20:56,999
To chick-chicky-boom
chick-chicky-boom?
461
00:20:56,999 --> 00:20:58,267
Si, señorita
462
00:20:58,267 --> 00:20:59,468
I know that you will like
463
00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:00,920
The chicky-boom-chick.
464
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:01,921
Yeah, man.
465
00:21:01,921 --> 00:21:03,205
It's very nice
466
00:21:03,205 --> 00:21:05,942
So full of spice
467
00:21:05,942 --> 00:21:08,261
I place my hand on your hip
468
00:21:08,261 --> 00:21:11,714
And if you will, just give me your
hand
469
00:21:11,714 --> 00:21:13,316
Then we shall try
470
00:21:13,316 --> 00:21:15,685
Just you and I.
471
00:21:36,706 --> 00:21:37,907
Hey! Hey!
472
00:22:08,371 --> 00:22:09,171
Hey!
473
00:22:27,089 --> 00:22:28,457
Ricky?
474
00:22:28,457 --> 00:22:29,875
Yes, Lucy?
475
00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:32,728
Do I get to be in the show every
night now, Ricky?
476
00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:34,330
Well, I'm afraid not, honey.
477
00:22:34,330 --> 00:22:35,131
You were wonderful, but the doctors
say
478
00:22:35,131 --> 00:22:37,533
you got to stay in bed for three
weeks.
479
00:22:37,533 --> 00:22:39,935
You're suffering from malnutrition.
480
00:22:39,935 --> 00:22:41,937
Ew...
481
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