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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:07,290 --> 00:02:09,400 Move it, move it. Everyone, inside!!! 2 00:02:10,940 --> 00:02:14,650 Hey come on! You, move! 3 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:17,970 HASMUKH GANDHI: Friends don't get confused... 4 00:02:18,010 --> 00:02:19,570 ...by all the commotion. 5 00:02:19,690 --> 00:02:21,960 This is a love story. 6 00:02:22,220 --> 00:02:25,330 But to understand how this love story got so muddled, 7 00:02:25,370 --> 00:02:28,650 we'll go back 15 days. 8 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:31,170 Hey buddy, rewind the movie. 9 00:02:38,710 --> 00:02:40,090 [VEHICLE HORN HONKING] 10 00:02:48,190 --> 00:02:49,840 [GASPS] 11 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:54,360 Priest Chandu. 12 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,320 Since the last 15 minutes you've been staring... 13 00:02:56,370 --> 00:02:58,010 ...at the horoscope and then staring at me. 14 00:02:58,060 --> 00:02:59,860 Staring at me and then staring at the horoscope! 15 00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:01,220 Say something! 16 00:03:01,570 --> 00:03:04,340 Mrs. Pramila, I just don't know where to start. 17 00:03:04,540 --> 00:03:08,060 Just tell me when my daughter Tanisha will get married. 18 00:03:08,210 --> 00:03:14,240 Madam as per my readings, it seems the girl is already married. 19 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:15,120 What? 20 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:15,970 [RAVEN CROWS] 21 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:19,160 Priest Chandu, stop blabbering... 22 00:03:19,550 --> 00:03:22,530 - Tanisha is still in Mumbai, studying. - Yeah... 23 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:25,430 Well, maybe she's not studying in college. 24 00:03:25,550 --> 00:03:27,510 But spinning yarns instead. 25 00:03:27,780 --> 00:03:29,580 Vanlata ma'am take a look at the horoscope yourself. 26 00:03:31,260 --> 00:03:34,540 Idiot. This is not Tanisha's horoscope... 27 00:03:34,580 --> 00:03:36,070 ...it's Pramila's. 28 00:03:36,110 --> 00:03:37,390 Oh Lord Sitaram! 29 00:03:37,860 --> 00:03:40,100 Priest, here, Tanisha's horoscope. 30 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:41,710 Here hold this! 31 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:43,880 Looking at this horoscope it seems, 32 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:47,170 - if the girl gets married within 15 days, great. - Yes! 33 00:03:47,410 --> 00:03:50,970 If not, I don't see it happening till another 5 years. 34 00:03:51,010 --> 00:03:53,170 5 years? That's too long. 35 00:03:53,820 --> 00:03:55,530 By then, even mother-in-law would have passed away. 36 00:03:56,050 --> 00:03:57,570 Oh Lord Sitaram! 37 00:03:57,610 --> 00:03:58,370 Shut up. 38 00:03:59,170 --> 00:04:04,250 My enemy! Don't worry, I'll be here long after, you all. 39 00:04:04,300 --> 00:04:09,200 And Chandu, I'm in no hurry to get my Tanisha married. 40 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:09,720 Huh? 41 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:11,850 Last time I rushed to get my son Hasu married... 42 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:13,340 ...I got stuck with this witch! 43 00:04:13,370 --> 00:04:16,610 Let it be. I had a long line of suitors. 44 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:19,000 So you should have married one of those dim-wits. 45 00:04:19,130 --> 00:04:20,930 That's exactly what I did! What? 46 00:04:21,050 --> 00:04:24,690 Oh Hasu brother, stop praying and first solve my problem. 47 00:04:26,660 --> 00:04:27,580 Sure. 48 00:04:30,460 --> 00:04:33,410 Tell me, Dashrath brother what's the problem. 49 00:04:33,820 --> 00:04:36,820 I'm Ramji. Dashrath is my father's name. 50 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:39,220 Never mind. What's his problem? 51 00:04:39,330 --> 00:04:40,530 Why would he have any problem? 52 00:04:40,570 --> 00:04:41,650 He's gone, to heaven. 53 00:04:42,610 --> 00:04:43,690 Is that the problem? 54 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:47,940 Why are you twisting things. The problem is with the delivery. 55 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:51,560 Oh! So the problem is with your wife. 56 00:04:51,850 --> 00:04:53,410 Are you in your senses? 57 00:04:53,650 --> 00:04:56,130 I'm talking about the delivery of paint cartons. 58 00:04:56,570 --> 00:04:59,170 I ordered red paints. 59 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:01,540 And you've sent me cartons of yellow paint. 60 00:05:02,530 --> 00:05:03,170 It's not possible. 61 00:05:04,380 --> 00:05:06,180 I'm sure we must have sent red paints only. 62 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:08,450 It turned yellow because of the heat. 63 00:05:08,540 --> 00:05:11,380 Don't take me for a fool. I want my money back. 64 00:05:11,420 --> 00:05:12,380 - Not possible! - What? 65 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,140 Have I returned anyone else's money that I will return yours? 66 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:14,540 What? 67 00:05:14,630 --> 00:05:17,290 And you are talking to me in this tone, 68 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:18,480 If it was someone else, I would've smacked... 69 00:05:18,620 --> 00:05:20,940 Relax, we will sort it out... 70 00:05:20,980 --> 00:05:22,420 Wait a minute. I will solve your problem right away. 71 00:05:22,450 --> 00:05:23,130 Wait. 72 00:05:24,540 --> 00:05:26,750 Send Bakul Booch to my cabin immediately. 73 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:28,210 [CLOCK ALARMS] 74 00:05:48,090 --> 00:05:51,530 Mom, I'm going. I will be back by early evening. 75 00:05:51,570 --> 00:05:52,490 Hail Goddess Ambika! 76 00:05:55,570 --> 00:05:56,180 [CROW CHIRPING] 77 00:05:56,290 --> 00:05:58,490 Hey, get down. Get down. 78 00:05:58,660 --> 00:06:01,900 Bakul uncle, we need money for a tennis ball. 79 00:06:01,980 --> 00:06:03,180 I just gave you last month! 80 00:06:03,220 --> 00:06:05,060 We already lost that ball. 81 00:06:05,220 --> 00:06:06,380 Now I'm not giving more... 82 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:08,700 What did you say? 83 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:10,920 Goti... 84 00:06:11,770 --> 00:06:13,130 Slash the tire! 85 00:06:13,650 --> 00:06:18,010 Hey, hey, wait, wait. I'm giving. 86 00:06:19,730 --> 00:06:20,570 Here! 87 00:06:21,020 --> 00:06:23,620 10 bucks is not enough, we want 50. 88 00:06:23,660 --> 00:06:24,620 Fifty! 89 00:06:36,070 --> 00:06:37,730 - Come Goti. - Let's go. 90 00:06:40,770 --> 00:06:43,330 - Goons! You are goons! - Yeah okay. 91 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,740 Pramila! Vanlata sister! 92 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:10,070 Walk quickly! Good news, good news! 93 00:07:10,290 --> 00:07:11,050 Hold this. 94 00:07:13,970 --> 00:07:15,440 You too, aunty! 95 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:17,560 But, what's the occasion? 96 00:07:17,650 --> 00:07:21,930 - My Kajal's marriage is arranged. - Yes. It's arranged. 97 00:07:22,010 --> 00:07:24,610 We went to Manpasand Marriage Bureau and found a suitor. 98 00:07:24,690 --> 00:07:27,050 Yes, a suitor was found. 99 00:07:27,610 --> 00:07:31,930 Vanu sister, please don't be formal and ask me to sit. 100 00:07:32,010 --> 00:07:36,900 You understand, planning a wedding is so overwhelming... 101 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:37,700 [PHONE RINGING] 102 00:07:38,210 --> 00:07:39,170 Yes, boss! 103 00:07:39,490 --> 00:07:41,730 No, no, he's right here. 104 00:07:41,930 --> 00:07:43,650 Just 20 minutes late. 105 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,930 Yes. Yes, I'll send him in. Yes. 106 00:07:46,940 --> 00:07:50,650 Booch. Boss is calling you. To be his scapegoat! 107 00:07:50,980 --> 00:07:55,220 See Lalwani, I've told you once and I'm telling you again. 108 00:07:55,820 --> 00:07:57,580 - I'm your superior. - Yes. 109 00:07:57,770 --> 00:07:59,610 So, talk to me with a little respect. 110 00:07:59,650 --> 00:08:02,810 Sorry. Sorry. He's bosses chosen one. 111 00:08:02,930 --> 00:08:05,170 When he wants to yell at someone, he chooses Booch. 112 00:08:05,530 --> 00:08:07,010 Go, he's waiting. 113 00:08:12,090 --> 00:08:13,480 Hasu brother, did you call for me? 114 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:15,990 Come. Come, Bakul Booch. Welcome. 115 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:19,840 Bakul, I will not tolerate this! 116 00:08:21,060 --> 00:08:22,200 What will you not tolerate sir? 117 00:08:22,250 --> 00:08:23,690 Don't act innocent. 118 00:08:23,980 --> 00:08:26,140 Kanji brother has come to complain about you. 119 00:08:26,220 --> 00:08:27,530 Not Kanji brother. I'm Ramji brother! 120 00:08:27,570 --> 00:08:30,450 Don't interrupt, irrespectively both names are of Gods. 121 00:08:30,490 --> 00:08:31,930 I will not tolerate any of this! 122 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,810 You've sent him the wrong delivery. 123 00:08:33,940 --> 00:08:36,940 Bakul, now you reimburse him from your salary. 124 00:08:36,980 --> 00:08:38,220 First, at least pay my salary... 125 00:08:38,340 --> 00:08:41,160 - Don't talk back, understood! - But Mr. Hasu? 126 00:08:41,210 --> 00:08:43,570 I understand your mother is seriously ill. 127 00:08:44,570 --> 00:08:47,210 She's in the ICU. On a ventilator... 128 00:08:48,850 --> 00:08:50,770 Doctors are saying there is no hope... 129 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,040 But, Mr. Hasu, my mother... 130 00:08:53,130 --> 00:08:56,770 Might be serious, but this matter is far more serious. 131 00:08:56,890 --> 00:09:00,210 In fact I think you should resign right away. 132 00:09:00,310 --> 00:09:01,430 No, no Mr. Hasu, how can you do that? 133 00:09:01,490 --> 00:09:05,330 His mother has no ventilation and you are firing him. 134 00:09:05,410 --> 00:09:07,730 But am I not answerable to my customers? 135 00:09:07,810 --> 00:09:12,520 Please calm down, don't say a word. No, promise me... 136 00:09:12,550 --> 00:09:13,880 ...you won't tell him anything. 137 00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:16,300 Son, what's happened to your mother? 138 00:09:17,610 --> 00:09:18,530 Why don't you just ask him. 139 00:09:22,050 --> 00:09:24,890 - There is a hole in her heart! - Oh God! 140 00:09:27,420 --> 00:09:28,500 Good Lord! 141 00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:36,700 God will make everything all right, I too shall pray. 142 00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:40,410 Hasu brother, this time I'm letting it go. 143 00:09:40,790 --> 00:09:43,790 But next time make sure it doesn't happen. 144 00:09:44,130 --> 00:09:45,330 We'll try. 145 00:09:45,660 --> 00:09:48,320 [GASPS] See, mother... 146 00:09:48,410 --> 00:09:51,530 Mr. Hasu, that's it, now I'm really going to resign. 147 00:09:51,610 --> 00:09:52,320 Quiet! 148 00:09:52,370 --> 00:09:54,110 Damn, your teeth are sharp. Listen. 149 00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:56,460 Be calm, understand. See... 150 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:58,020 Remember this rule. 151 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:00,840 In Business you have to improvise as per the situation. 152 00:10:00,930 --> 00:10:03,290 So you put a hole in my dead mother's heart? 153 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,130 - I, put it there by mistake. - What! 154 00:10:05,210 --> 00:10:07,770 Let me explain. I apologise... 155 00:10:08,130 --> 00:10:10,980 If you want, I'll apologise even to your dead mother. 156 00:10:11,050 --> 00:10:12,860 But try and understand, son. 157 00:10:13,170 --> 00:10:16,050 You're like my emergency chain. 158 00:10:16,390 --> 00:10:17,750 So you keep yanking on it, all the time? 159 00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:19,170 You have to sometimes. 160 00:10:19,250 --> 00:10:20,490 And why are you feeling this way? 161 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:23,170 Your father used to work for this company. 162 00:10:23,210 --> 00:10:25,090 And today, you're working with me. 163 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:29,650 Think about it, since you were this tiny, I have trained you and watched you grow. 164 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,860 Don't you remember? I was the one who got you, 165 00:10:31,940 --> 00:10:32,840 your first full-length trouser. 166 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:36,810 I have such, such grand plans for your future. 167 00:10:37,020 --> 00:10:41,160 - I want to promote you from manager to general manager... - Huh? 168 00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:44,300 Yeah, in fact I'm promoting you right away. Enjoy! 169 00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:46,570 That, that, means I'll get a raise? 170 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:49,340 Idiot. With rising costs, how can you expect a raise? 171 00:10:49,450 --> 00:10:50,730 Your stature will rise. 172 00:10:50,930 --> 00:10:54,050 The staff will address you as Bakul sir. 173 00:10:54,730 --> 00:10:55,650 Understood? 174 00:10:55,730 --> 00:10:59,130 Very good. Now, today, stay back for a while. 175 00:10:59,170 --> 00:11:02,050 And prepare all the account files. 176 00:11:02,170 --> 00:11:04,090 So I'm always the one doing overtime. 177 00:11:04,170 --> 00:11:06,370 Listen. Once you become a general manager. 178 00:11:06,410 --> 00:11:08,130 Your responsibilities increase. 179 00:11:08,330 --> 00:11:11,050 And if you can't handle it, I'll demote you to manager again. 180 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,450 No, no, it's not like that. Don't get me wrong. 181 00:11:13,490 --> 00:11:16,050 See I would have done it myself but, today I have that... 182 00:11:16,610 --> 00:11:17,420 That? 183 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:20,060 Pramila's appointment. 184 00:11:20,850 --> 00:11:22,250 With a doctor... 185 00:11:22,450 --> 00:11:23,530 Is there any problem? 186 00:11:23,570 --> 00:11:26,250 - Yes. Brain problem. - Oh my God! 187 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:27,920 We need to get an x-ray done. 188 00:11:28,050 --> 00:11:29,610 Last time we scanned her head... 189 00:11:29,930 --> 00:11:31,220 ...it was empty. 190 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:34,040 I was so scared, I kept wondering if there was something up there or not? 191 00:11:34,410 --> 00:11:38,450 Hasu brother, don't lose hope I'll handle everything. Okay? 192 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:41,290 Great! My general manager! 193 00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:42,450 - Get going. - Don't worry... 194 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:45,110 I'm sure this time you'll see something in the X-Ray. 195 00:11:51,690 --> 00:11:54,450 Dr. Dani, party is on! 196 00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:12,340 "Up, down. Up and down. Baby, groove into the sound." 197 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:16,240 "What is the tension? Drink more. It's Saturday, dance baby." 198 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:22,860 "A dance, baby. A dance, baby. A dance, baby. A dance, baby." 199 00:12:22,980 --> 00:12:26,500 "Up, down. Up and down. Baby, groove into the sound." 200 00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:30,010 "What is the tension? Drink more. It's Saturday, dance baby." 201 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:33,540 "O my baby, you're so hot. Telling you, forget me not." 202 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:37,050 - "My status is single on Facebook. - Let's do a dance, baby." 203 00:12:46,450 --> 00:12:51,150 "A dance, baby. A dance, baby." 204 00:12:51,340 --> 00:12:54,830 "Come closer to me. I will click a selfie with you." 205 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:58,290 - "I know your number by heart. - A dance, baby." 206 00:12:58,380 --> 00:13:05,740 "Listen up DJ to what I'm saying. All night long the music must play." 207 00:13:05,810 --> 00:13:11,620 "All night long the music must play." 208 00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:16,090 "Up, down. Up and down. Baby, groove into the sound." 209 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:19,610 "What is the tension? Drink more. It's Saturday, dance baby." 210 00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:23,170 "One bottle is finished. I am thirsty." 211 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,360 "I had a sip from it." 212 00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:26,790 "A dance, baby." 213 00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:33,680 "I can't sleep all night." 214 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:40,780 "Your memories torment me." 215 00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:44,520 "O darling, please come." 216 00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:48,020 "Please come." 217 00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:51,740 "O darling, please come." 218 00:13:51,820 --> 00:13:55,050 - "Please come. - A dance, baby." 219 00:13:55,130 --> 00:13:58,650 "Up, down. Up and down. Baby, groove into the sound." 220 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:02,150 "What is the tension? Drink more. It's Saturday, dance baby." 221 00:14:02,230 --> 00:14:05,680 "Why do you need anyone's permission? Daddy is also with us." 222 00:14:05,770 --> 00:14:08,390 "Swipe as much as you want." 223 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:09,470 "A dance, baby." 224 00:14:09,550 --> 00:14:12,790 "Listen up DJ to what I'm saying. All night long the music must play." 225 00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:16,270 "Listen up DJ to what I'm saying. All night long the music must play." 226 00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:22,720 "All night long the music must play." 227 00:14:23,650 --> 00:14:26,370 Wow! Superb. 228 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,900 - Mind blowing babes. - Hey, Monty. 229 00:14:29,050 --> 00:14:30,450 Thank you. 230 00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:33,010 Tan Tan, you're Sonia Kapoor's fan. 231 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,410 But after watching this performance... 232 00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:36,610 ...Sonia Kapoor herself would have become your fan! 233 00:14:36,690 --> 00:14:37,650 Monty! 234 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:41,130 So you had promised me that you'll make me meet Soniya Kapoor. 235 00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:43,810 - I'm dying to meet her. - Of course. 236 00:14:45,210 --> 00:14:47,130 - I had sent her a message. - Then? 237 00:14:47,210 --> 00:14:49,610 - But right now she's not meeting anyone. - Why? 238 00:14:49,690 --> 00:14:52,370 Because of the big controversy right now, you know. 239 00:14:52,450 --> 00:14:54,050 Madam. Sonia madam. 240 00:14:54,130 --> 00:14:55,490 Your new movie is also hit. 241 00:14:55,570 --> 00:14:56,810 What's the secret of your success? 242 00:14:56,890 --> 00:14:58,760 My talent, my passion and my dedication. 243 00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,120 Passion or relation? [CAMERA CLICKS] 244 00:15:00,410 --> 00:15:02,250 - Excuse me. - We heard you have a relationship, 245 00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:03,810 with the underworld don Mr. Badde... 246 00:15:03,890 --> 00:15:07,130 What rubbish? I don't know any Mr. Badde. 247 00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:08,800 Media is spreading such rumours. 248 00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:10,970 Madam. Listen. Listen, madam. 249 00:15:12,340 --> 00:15:14,090 I feel so bad for Soniya. 250 00:15:14,210 --> 00:15:17,410 Hmm. Forget about her, let's talk about you. 251 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:21,160 You know what? You're doing my next TV commercial. 252 00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:22,970 Really? Oh my God! 253 00:15:23,050 --> 00:15:24,490 Yes. Absolutely. 254 00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:27,050 - Tanisha, let's go. - Okay, I got to go. 255 00:15:27,130 --> 00:15:28,210 I'll see you later. 256 00:15:28,290 --> 00:15:30,130 - Alright. - Bye. 257 00:15:30,210 --> 00:15:31,170 See you. 258 00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:38,160 Boss, Black Label is Black Label! 259 00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,880 - Must say, my favourite. - What nonsense? 260 00:15:40,970 --> 00:15:43,870 - You deserve only duplicate DSP. - DSP. 261 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:49,570 But KP, you have a sorted life in USA. 262 00:15:49,650 --> 00:15:52,450 What sorted? Earning is in dollars, that's it. 263 00:15:52,530 --> 00:15:55,010 But the real fun of living is here. 264 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,730 What about you, Dushyant? 265 00:15:56,810 --> 00:15:58,890 Everything is great by the grace of the one above. 266 00:15:58,970 --> 00:16:02,730 Yes, you ask this fool anything, he has only one answer. 267 00:16:02,810 --> 00:16:05,010 Even when his wife delivered a baby boy... 268 00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,590 ...he said it's by the grace of the one above. 269 00:16:08,130 --> 00:16:10,770 Fool stop laughing, go pour another drink. 270 00:16:11,290 --> 00:16:14,010 Dani, dentists mint money in the US. 271 00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:15,040 How's it going here? 272 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:18,010 It's moving along. Ever since the government banned chewing tobacco... 273 00:16:18,090 --> 00:16:19,250 ...customers have reduced, but it's alright. 274 00:16:19,330 --> 00:16:21,610 And how is your paint business doing, Hasu? 275 00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,810 Brother, customers keep threatening me. 276 00:16:23,890 --> 00:16:24,480 As in? 277 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:27,290 As in, give us our stock, give us our stock! 278 00:16:27,370 --> 00:16:28,450 I can't meet their demands. 279 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:31,340 - Oh. - The factory is running day and night. 280 00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:37,110 In fact just today I have signed a contract, worth 7 million. 281 00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:38,400 Oh. Wow. Great. 282 00:16:38,690 --> 00:16:39,850 Hello. 283 00:16:41,170 --> 00:16:42,680 - Welcome. - Hi. 284 00:16:42,770 --> 00:16:44,570 Friends, she's Laila. 285 00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:46,560 She was with me in the flight from Delhi. 286 00:16:46,890 --> 00:16:48,410 Now she is in Ahmedabad for some time. 287 00:16:48,650 --> 00:16:50,490 I invited her and she accepted immediately. 288 00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:52,370 That's a good thing you did there, K.B. 289 00:16:52,690 --> 00:16:55,380 Yes, our Gujarati women are not that friendly. Right... 290 00:16:56,290 --> 00:16:57,940 By the way, cheers to Hasmukh. 291 00:16:58,010 --> 00:16:59,480 Rs. 7 million contract! 292 00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:00,910 Congratulations, Mr. Hasu. 293 00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:04,180 Thank, thank you. 294 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:08,200 - Hey Tanudi, how are you? - Fine, grandmother. 295 00:17:08,290 --> 00:17:10,850 Hey, you know what's happening coming Tuesday? 296 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,130 Of course, I remember! 297 00:17:12,210 --> 00:17:15,570 This Tuesday my sweet grandmother will turn sweet 71. 298 00:17:15,650 --> 00:17:16,530 Don't tell anyone. 299 00:17:17,010 --> 00:17:20,170 I'm still sweet 16. 300 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,850 And you also don't tell anyone... 301 00:17:21,930 --> 00:17:23,170 ...I'm coming to Ahmedabad. 302 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,050 I want to give a surprise to father and mother. 303 00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:29,050 By the way, did you find a boyfriend in college or not? 304 00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:29,770 No, grandmother. 305 00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:31,930 - Grandmother, she's lying. - She likes a boy. 306 00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:32,500 Shut up. 307 00:17:32,540 --> 00:17:34,420 What? Did you select any boy? 308 00:17:34,450 --> 00:17:37,360 - Grandmother his name is... - Grandmother. 309 00:17:37,410 --> 00:17:40,650 When I come to Ahmedabad, I'll tell you all about it. Okay. Bye! 310 00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:42,040 Have you lost it, what were you saying! 311 00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:45,650 "Listen up DJ to what I'm saying. All night long the music must play." 312 00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:47,620 "All night long the music must play." 313 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,460 It's a damn good song... 314 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,140 - It's a damn good song. - Yeah man! 315 00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:54,600 So what are your plans for day after? 316 00:17:57,820 --> 00:17:59,850 Guys, I'm thinking... 317 00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:03,240 ...I'll go to Ahmedabad with Tanisha. 318 00:18:03,330 --> 00:18:06,370 Brother, why are you wasting your time on that Gujarati girl? 319 00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:10,730 You'll kept saying right? I won't get her, blah-blah... 320 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,430 - But I did, right? - Yes! 321 00:18:12,530 --> 00:18:13,340 - Yes, you did. - Yes. 322 00:18:13,450 --> 00:18:15,330 How many times should I make you understand. 323 00:18:15,410 --> 00:18:19,490 Montu wins every challenge. You guys never learn. 324 00:18:20,610 --> 00:18:25,540 Now, wait and watch I'll even get her father finance my film. 325 00:18:25,610 --> 00:18:26,070 Mark my words. 326 00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:28,410 - Oh, father. - Hey, listen. 327 00:18:28,490 --> 00:18:31,210 These Gujaratis, they are very sharp. 328 00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:33,010 Yeah he's right. 329 00:18:33,090 --> 00:18:35,700 - Do you see what he's doing, you see right! - What? 330 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,130 - You're challenging me? - Yes! 331 00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:39,370 - Yes. Come on. Bring it on. - Okay. 332 00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:43,660 - Now, I'll go to Ahmedabad. - Heard? 333 00:18:44,010 --> 00:18:46,610 Impress her entire family. 334 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:49,210 And only then will I see your face. 335 00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:50,250 - Deal? - Deal. 336 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:51,210 - Deal. - Deal. 337 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:52,300 - Deal. Done. - Deal. 338 00:18:52,370 --> 00:18:53,370 Cheers. 339 00:18:54,970 --> 00:18:57,740 Hey, I have to self drive, self. 340 00:18:57,820 --> 00:19:01,410 Mr. Hasu! You secured a 7 million contract! 341 00:19:01,930 --> 00:19:03,170 Let it flow. 342 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:09,910 Contract is all good. But getting to meet you today was the real celebration. 343 00:19:12,380 --> 00:19:15,290 So Mr. Hasu what business are you in? 344 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,320 I have a paint business. 345 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,760 Navrang Paint Industry is mine. 346 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:20,960 - Oh. - Yeah. 347 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,520 - Paint business? - Yes. 348 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,800 So you must have a colourful life... 349 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:32,060 Not really. But sometimes life gives you colourful surprises like today. 350 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,840 Mr. Hasu, you're too much! 351 00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:40,140 My God! What's that? [PHONE RINGING] 352 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:43,080 No it's the ringtone, mine... 353 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,080 One minute. 354 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,760 Hello, where are you? 355 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,960 What is it, why are you calling right now? 356 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:53,080 - Where are you? - Me, me, I'm in a business meeting. 357 00:19:53,170 --> 00:19:56,850 - All the foreign buyers have come here. - At 2 am? 358 00:19:56,920 --> 00:20:01,320 When it's 2 am in our country, it's 9 am in theirs. 359 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,160 We have to keep the meetings as per their time. 360 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,680 We can't argue with foreigners. Just keep the phone now. 361 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,720 I've lost my sleep. 362 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,720 That Bharati's daughter is also engaged. 363 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,280 - Hey Hasla, who's that... - Give me. 364 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,920 Give it to me. 365 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:18,130 Alcohol has become costly, 366 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,560 Drink it slowly, slowly. 367 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,960 Is it a meeting of alcoholics? 368 00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:26,960 What was he blabbering? 369 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,240 He, he is a buyer from Uganda. 370 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,560 He was talking in his mother tongue. 371 00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:38,540 - Huh? - Mr. Hasu, join us! 372 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,800 Tako. Tako. Nagasaki. 373 00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:43,920 The Japanese buyer is calling me. Keep the phone. 374 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,050 Don't argue. Keep it! 375 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,840 - Come on. - Hello. 376 00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:50,010 Sorry I was... 377 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,280 It's okay. 378 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,880 Can we take a selfie, please? 379 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:54,960 Okay. 380 00:21:00,710 --> 00:21:01,720 Thank you. 381 00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:03,440 Okay now I'll pass away. 382 00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:06,810 I mean, I'll head back, it's quite late now. 383 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:09,990 Actually, Mr. Hasu, even I should leave now. 384 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,760 - Oh... - Then Hasu, you should drop her. 385 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:13,920 - Me? - Hmm... 386 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,440 Why, Mr. Hasu? Are you scared? 387 00:21:17,050 --> 00:21:19,730 No. What's there to get scared? 388 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,240 - So, let's go? - Yes. 389 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,040 So Mr. Hasu... 390 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,880 ...who all are there in your family? 391 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,360 [CAR PASSING] 392 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:37,280 My mother. Then Vishnu uncle, our servant. 393 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:38,720 Don't you have a wife? 394 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,690 No, of course I have a wife. That's mandatory. 395 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,020 Then why are you hiding it? 396 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:48,100 No, no, it's not possible to hide her. 397 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:53,440 You single? 398 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,040 Had a husband, but we got divorced. 399 00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:58,720 Oh, sorry. 400 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,040 I'm not sorry. 401 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,200 We felt no connection so we separated. 402 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:06,600 - I see. - But, but with you, 403 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,400 I felt an instant connection. 404 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,680 You're too... 405 00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:13,290 - Mr. Hasu... - Yes. 406 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:15,480 - Look! - Oh my God. 407 00:22:15,570 --> 00:22:17,010 Stop, stop... 408 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:20,680 Come on, let's check who's there. 409 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:23,560 Hey, roll down the window... 410 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,720 Where are you going, uncle? 411 00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:28,520 Going home sir. 412 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:29,720 Show the car's papers. 413 00:22:30,210 --> 00:22:31,250 Come on. 414 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,320 Sir, I think I've left it in the office. 415 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,800 That won't do. These days, the terrorists... 416 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,400 ...move about in stolen cars. 417 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,760 Sir, look at this. He resembles the portrait. 418 00:22:44,420 --> 00:22:47,720 Sir, forget terrorist, I am not even an opportunist. 419 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,000 Ask her. 420 00:22:50,310 --> 00:22:51,300 Who's she? 421 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:54,030 I'm, I'm his wife. 422 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,320 Wife. My wife! Who else will I be with at this odd time? 423 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:02,350 And at this hour, you're taking her, to sight-seeing? 424 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,470 We had gone to Chotila, a holy place. 425 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,570 But we had a punctured tyre, so we got late. 426 00:23:07,660 --> 00:23:11,300 Hey, hey... [PHONE RINGING] 427 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,400 It's a ringtone. 428 00:23:13,450 --> 00:23:15,410 But such a ringtone? 429 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,640 I will change it. I will change it very soon. 430 00:23:17,860 --> 00:23:19,400 Just a minute, sir. 431 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,000 - Keep this. - Hey... 432 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,160 Are you trying to bribe a policeman? 433 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,320 No, sir. It's goodwill. Take it as goodwill. 434 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,280 - Goodwill worth Rs. 500? - Yes. 435 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,400 This is all I have, sir. 436 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,600 My goodwill is this much only. 437 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,400 - Alright, go. - Thank God. 438 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,920 Let them go. 439 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,920 Okay, Mr. Hasu. See you soon. 440 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:45,280 We will meet under suitable settings. 441 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,200 - Bye. - Okay. 442 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,400 Wait a minute. It's locked from this end. 443 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:55,840 - Now, it will open. - Bye. 444 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,240 Bye. Bye. 445 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:01,540 Bye. 446 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:04,760 No. No. No. 447 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:06,920 Keep your newspaper away and tell me. 448 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,440 Why did you come at 3 am? 449 00:24:08,630 --> 00:24:11,320 - She was there. - Who she? 450 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,800 - Conference. - Okay. 451 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:14,440 You needlessly doubt me. 452 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,440 I didn't go there to enjoy. 453 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,280 Anyone would feel like enjoying outside... 454 00:24:18,420 --> 00:24:20,970 ...if his wife is like this. 455 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,220 Mother-in-law. You keep quiet. 456 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,560 And who's this Laila? 457 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,320 You kept blabbering in your sleep. Laila. 458 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,280 Laila. Laila. Who's this Laila? 459 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,710 - Leave it. - Laila! 460 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:40,850 Well... 461 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,240 ...he's a buyer from Egypt. 462 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,450 Laila? A man's name? 463 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,840 That's his surname. 464 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:52,880 His full name is Al Alif Laila. 465 00:24:53,350 --> 00:24:56,000 This is the limit. I got late because... 466 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,400 ...I went to drop him! 467 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,280 To hell with your people! 468 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,960 Are you even worried about your daughter or not? 469 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,360 The priest has given us 15 days. 470 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,360 Pramila, don't be so impatient. 471 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,760 Look, our Tanu needs someone... 472 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,830 ...who will take care of her after marriage. 473 00:25:15,910 --> 00:25:16,770 Yes. 474 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,600 - Who will take care of our factory. - Yes. 475 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,610 - Who will take care of us. - Yes. 476 00:25:22,690 --> 00:25:24,880 And I'd suggest that they stay in our bungalow only. 477 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:29,400 And watching their happy married life, you'll finally die peacefully. 478 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:30,680 What? 479 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,600 I mean, we'll both die peacefully. 480 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,520 But how do we find such a boy... 481 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,680 ...who will take care of so many things? 482 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,240 I've thought of one guy. 483 00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:43,010 - Who's he? - You know him. 484 00:25:43,050 --> 00:25:43,620 Who's he? 485 00:25:43,660 --> 00:25:44,990 He's one of our own. 486 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:48,160 Your advertisement breaks are more than the main episode. 487 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,160 Tell me his name now. 488 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:50,520 'Good morning, Mr. Hasu.' 489 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,160 Hail Mother Ambika, Pramila aunty. 490 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:56,440 Bakul, I've told you time and again to not to call me your aunty. 491 00:25:56,810 --> 00:26:00,030 This pet parrot of yours always comes at a wrong time. 492 00:26:00,110 --> 00:26:03,450 Bakul, why did you come home instead of the office? 493 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,440 Boss, I tried calling but your phone's switched off. 494 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:06,960 Is it? 495 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,760 That's why I was worried if the x-ray report was normal or not. 496 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,240 X-ray? Whose x-ray? 497 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:12,780 His own. 498 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,800 Bakul, did you also go to the conference yesterday? 499 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,200 Conference? 500 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,440 Yes. Yes. 501 00:26:23,810 --> 00:26:25,690 Did you also go to drop that man off? 502 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:26,920 - What? - Why... 503 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,160 Why do you act innocent? 504 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:32,320 You're so forgetful. Of course we left together. 505 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,480 Then we went to drop Nagasaki. 506 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,160 Yes, yes. 507 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:38,320 Naga kaki was there. 508 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,800 Idiot. Pronounce properly. 509 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,920 - Yuck. - Mr. Hasu. 510 00:26:43,230 --> 00:26:46,120 It seems Pramila aunty's mental illness has worsened. 511 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:51,200 You go. Go and get the accounts files from the car. Go, very good. 512 00:26:51,250 --> 00:26:52,190 [PHONE RINGING] 513 00:26:54,290 --> 00:26:55,410 Who's it now? 514 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:56,180 Hello. 515 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,680 Good morning. 516 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,800 - Who? - Did you forget my voice, Gujjubhai (Gujarati man)? 517 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,240 - You? - Who's it? 518 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:04,880 - Laila. - Huh? 519 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,520 Alif Laila. 520 00:27:07,910 --> 00:27:09,800 Is it? Give, I want to speak to him. 521 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,520 - Are you nuts? - What? 522 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,720 Egyptians don't talk to Indian ladies. 523 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,680 - Is it? - Hello, what happened? 524 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,320 Why did you call like this? 525 00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:31,610 Mr. Hasu, I forgot my bracelet in your car. 526 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:33,760 Please, return it to me. 527 00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:40,040 Look, I will check in my car. If I find it I will call you back. 528 00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:42,080 Don't call again. Okay? 529 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,120 Otherwise, I will be screwed. 530 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:45,240 - Pramila sister-in-law. - Yes. 531 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:46,170 Look at this. 532 00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,920 I'm screwed! Keep the phone now. Oh God. 533 00:27:50,010 --> 00:27:51,970 What, what's this? 534 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:53,760 - Mr. Hasu, you're too much. - What? 535 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,760 You brought this bracelet for her. And forgot it in the car? 536 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,360 Hey, give it to me. 537 00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,200 - This needs to be returned. - To whom? 538 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,440 To the jeweller. I don't like the design. 539 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,600 I will not give it. I like it a lot. 540 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,560 But I liked Mr. Hasu's love. 541 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,560 These days, you don't get to see such love. 542 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,810 Enough. Now, stop all this. 543 00:28:11,050 --> 00:28:13,850 For the first time ever, you've brought me a gift. 544 00:28:13,930 --> 00:28:17,280 Prami, if a husband gets you a gift without a reason... 545 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:20,120 ...then it means there's something fishy. 546 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,480 And listen! 547 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,760 Whenever his father had some funny business somewhere... 548 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,440 ...he would gift me like this only. 549 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:26,960 Lord Sitaram! 550 00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:29,800 Mother, stop your little wisecracks. 551 00:28:30,130 --> 00:28:32,810 And you, please leave. I will come later. Go. 552 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,240 No, today you will not go to the office. 553 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,080 Why? 554 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,760 You will come with me to the Manpasand Marriage Bureau. 555 00:28:38,850 --> 00:28:40,490 - Marriage Bureau? - Yes. 556 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:41,520 For whom? 557 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:42,810 For Tanisha. 558 00:28:47,260 --> 00:28:50,550 [CHUCKLES] 559 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,600 Tanisha. 560 00:28:55,170 --> 00:28:57,910 [LAUGHING] 561 00:28:59,450 --> 00:29:00,410 'Bakul.' 562 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,800 Hey, Bakul. Where are you lost? 563 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:08,240 - I must go. - Go. Go, everyone go. 564 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,560 No one cares about my birthday arrangements. 565 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:15,560 That's not true, mother. Bakul is here to help you. 566 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,640 That too at the stake of his salary. 567 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,520 Go. Go to mother. 568 00:29:20,700 --> 00:29:24,920 Come, come, Bakul darling. Come. 569 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,400 Climb up on the attic and bring out my album of old photographs. 570 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,830 - Come on. Come on. - But... 571 00:29:30,930 --> 00:29:32,650 [CAR HORN] - [BIRDS CHIRPING] 572 00:29:32,990 --> 00:29:35,590 Hey, you're sticking to me for no reason. 573 00:29:35,910 --> 00:29:37,590 Don't call nonstop... 574 00:29:37,670 --> 00:29:39,350 My wife grills me nonstop! 575 00:29:39,430 --> 00:29:41,710 Mr. Hasu, I want my bracelet. 576 00:29:41,790 --> 00:29:44,670 Your bracelet has the Kohinoor diamond? 577 00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:45,550 What? 578 00:29:45,630 --> 00:29:47,470 I mean, not now... 579 00:29:47,550 --> 00:29:50,030 ...I will see you at Iscon mall at 5 pm. 580 00:29:50,110 --> 00:29:51,470 Okay? Now, hang up. 581 00:29:51,550 --> 00:29:52,990 - Sir. - Yes. 582 00:29:53,070 --> 00:29:54,550 Sir, do you have an appointment? 583 00:29:54,630 --> 00:29:56,630 - Yes, of course. - Then, go in. 584 00:29:56,710 --> 00:29:57,830 Yes, I'm going. I'm going. 585 00:29:57,910 --> 00:29:59,550 - Hello. - Look, my child. 586 00:29:59,830 --> 00:30:03,230 A widow must not consider the age of her new groom. 587 00:30:03,310 --> 00:30:05,310 No matter how he looks. Just agree. 588 00:30:05,390 --> 00:30:07,510 I will do the settlement. You just hang up for now. 589 00:30:08,690 --> 00:30:09,690 [GASPS] 590 00:30:11,110 --> 00:30:14,630 Tired, I'm tired of all this. 591 00:30:14,950 --> 00:30:17,310 The Gods will make everything alright. 592 00:30:17,390 --> 00:30:20,110 Relax and ask whatever you want. 593 00:30:20,190 --> 00:30:22,670 What do I ask? I never wished to come. 594 00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:23,910 But I was forced to come. 595 00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:27,590 Never mind. Just start talking. You'll change your mind. 596 00:30:29,110 --> 00:30:31,550 My name is Urmila, and you? 597 00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:33,910 I am Hasmukh Gandhi. 598 00:30:34,310 --> 00:30:36,510 I've a daughter. Please, take care of her. 599 00:30:36,750 --> 00:30:40,430 Yes, marriage is a bond of many lives. 600 00:30:40,510 --> 00:30:42,830 Only a true life partner handles everything well. 601 00:30:42,910 --> 00:30:44,190 Yes, correct. 602 00:30:44,270 --> 00:30:45,870 Even I believe in this. 603 00:30:45,950 --> 00:30:47,910 Our thoughts match. 604 00:30:48,870 --> 00:30:51,180 I see love in your eyes. 605 00:30:52,590 --> 00:30:54,260 I agree with this alliance. 606 00:30:54,350 --> 00:30:55,870 Congratulations. 607 00:30:56,690 --> 00:30:57,280 For what? 608 00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:58,460 Second innings. 609 00:30:58,550 --> 00:30:59,990 - Second innings? - Yes. 610 00:31:00,630 --> 00:31:02,270 So, you're here? 611 00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:04,460 - I was waiting for you since a long time. - But I was... 612 00:31:04,550 --> 00:31:05,790 Now, keep waiting. 613 00:31:05,870 --> 00:31:08,350 He has agreed to marry me. Let's go. 614 00:31:08,430 --> 00:31:09,310 What? 615 00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:12,450 [HORN HONKING] 616 00:31:12,630 --> 00:31:13,560 Look. 617 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,030 Will you please listen to me? 618 00:31:15,110 --> 00:31:17,150 Don't, don't say a word. 619 00:31:17,590 --> 00:31:19,150 Taking you to the marriage bureau... 620 00:31:19,230 --> 00:31:20,510 ...that was my biggest mistake. 621 00:31:21,390 --> 00:31:23,430 I thought she's the manager there... 622 00:31:23,510 --> 00:31:25,150 ...so I started talking to her. 623 00:31:25,230 --> 00:31:28,110 A monkey will never change his habits at any age. 624 00:31:28,190 --> 00:31:31,030 I was wrong. My stars are not in my favour. 625 00:31:31,110 --> 00:31:32,870 No, rather you're not in favour of this marriage. 626 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,260 They showed you the photographs of many boys. 627 00:31:35,350 --> 00:31:36,830 But you had a problem with everyone. 628 00:31:37,550 --> 00:31:40,950 What was wrong in the boy from Australia? 629 00:31:41,470 --> 00:31:43,470 Do you know where this Australia is? 630 00:31:43,870 --> 00:31:45,750 We can't send Tanisha so far away. 631 00:31:45,830 --> 00:31:48,510 If we wish to meet her, the ticket expenses only will kill us. 632 00:31:49,110 --> 00:31:53,270 And that boy from Dubai, he was so handsome. 633 00:31:53,350 --> 00:31:55,590 I liked him as soon as I saw his photo. 634 00:31:55,670 --> 00:31:57,350 - Then you marry him. - What? 635 00:31:59,030 --> 00:32:00,590 What did I tell you? 636 00:32:00,670 --> 00:32:04,870 That I know the perfect guy for Tanisha. 637 00:32:04,950 --> 00:32:06,780 So, say his name. 638 00:32:06,860 --> 00:32:08,270 - Should I? - Yes. 639 00:32:08,670 --> 00:32:12,530 Our company's General Manager, Bakul Booch. 640 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:13,580 Bakul?! 641 00:32:13,790 --> 00:32:14,950 Bakul Booch? 642 00:32:15,030 --> 00:32:16,750 Are you a father or a curse? 643 00:32:16,830 --> 00:32:20,230 How could you think of that idiot, that nerd? 644 00:32:20,310 --> 00:32:21,590 I will kill you. 645 00:32:21,670 --> 00:32:24,910 Calm down. Don't shout. I might drive on the wrong lane. 646 00:32:24,990 --> 00:32:25,710 My daughter. 647 00:32:25,790 --> 00:32:28,270 Don't go on Bakul's look. 648 00:32:28,350 --> 00:32:31,310 He's an emotional guy. He will handle everything. 649 00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:34,820 Don't make me mad! Stop the car here. 650 00:32:34,910 --> 00:32:37,780 Stop the car. I said, stop the car. Right now! 651 00:32:37,850 --> 00:32:39,300 I said stop the car. 652 00:32:44,750 --> 00:32:47,510 - What have you done? What have you done, you idiot? - Sorry! 653 00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:49,010 Move, move... 654 00:32:50,190 --> 00:32:51,430 Get the glass down. 655 00:32:52,190 --> 00:32:54,310 - Sir, you? - You? 656 00:32:54,390 --> 00:32:55,790 - Yes, me. - What's this? 657 00:32:56,950 --> 00:32:58,270 It's all her fault. 658 00:32:58,350 --> 00:32:59,070 Who's she? 659 00:32:59,140 --> 00:33:00,980 I'm his wife. 660 00:33:02,150 --> 00:33:04,390 - How many do you have? - What? 661 00:33:04,470 --> 00:33:07,510 - Car. He is asking how many cars I have. - Okay. 662 00:33:07,590 --> 00:33:08,830 Only one, sir. 663 00:33:08,910 --> 00:33:10,910 I find your activities suspicious. 664 00:33:10,990 --> 00:33:12,870 - No. No. - Get out. Out. 665 00:33:12,950 --> 00:33:14,670 - Out. - Listen. 666 00:33:14,750 --> 00:33:15,990 Please, listen to me. 667 00:33:16,070 --> 00:33:19,150 Keep this for the goodwill fund. Please, let me go, sir. 668 00:33:19,230 --> 00:33:20,510 I'm sorry. Please. 669 00:33:20,590 --> 00:33:22,870 You go. Go. Go quickly. 670 00:33:22,950 --> 00:33:24,230 But what I'm saying is... 671 00:33:24,310 --> 00:33:25,590 You also come with me. 672 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:28,550 I can't come. I've to attend a meeting with that man. 673 00:33:28,630 --> 00:33:31,110 Look, I'm telling you. Today I want to finalise everything. 674 00:33:31,190 --> 00:33:32,790 Okay, you do. But go from here. Go. 675 00:33:32,870 --> 00:33:33,870 But you... 676 00:33:33,950 --> 00:33:35,470 - Just go. - Okay, I'm going. 677 00:33:35,550 --> 00:33:38,110 But listen. I will speak with that Dubai guy. 678 00:33:38,190 --> 00:33:41,590 Talk to the guy from Dubai or Karachi. But go away. 679 00:33:41,670 --> 00:33:42,510 Karachi? 680 00:33:42,590 --> 00:33:44,110 - Hey, take her to your house. - What? 681 00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:45,270 I mean take her to my house. 682 00:33:45,350 --> 00:33:46,390 You go. 683 00:33:46,470 --> 00:33:49,350 Sir. Sir, please I request you let me go. 684 00:33:49,670 --> 00:33:51,270 It's a question of my life and death. 685 00:33:51,350 --> 00:33:54,230 Keep this. Additional goodwill. 686 00:33:54,310 --> 00:33:55,750 Please, sir. 687 00:33:56,390 --> 00:33:57,230 Hello. 688 00:33:57,910 --> 00:33:59,870 Sir, take care of my car. 689 00:34:00,470 --> 00:34:04,270 Bakul, immediately come to Iscon mall with Rs. 30, 000. 690 00:34:04,350 --> 00:34:06,950 Don't ask questions. It's urgent. 691 00:34:09,790 --> 00:34:12,270 Sir, I think there's a big scam. 692 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:16,780 He has connections in Dubai and Karachi. 693 00:34:16,870 --> 00:34:18,310 So, why did you let him go? 694 00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:23,270 He's just a pawn. I will go to Iscon mall... 695 00:34:23,350 --> 00:34:25,460 ...and arrest the entire gang. 696 00:34:25,850 --> 00:34:27,790 [PLAYING GUITAR] 697 00:34:37,350 --> 00:34:39,470 Hey, man. Wait a minute. 698 00:34:40,130 --> 00:34:40,880 [METAL DETECTOR TUNE] 699 00:34:41,100 --> 00:34:41,620 What's in this? 700 00:34:41,710 --> 00:34:42,790 No, I won't show you my pocket. 701 00:34:42,870 --> 00:34:44,710 I said what's in the pocket? You must show. 702 00:34:44,790 --> 00:34:46,630 Brother, it contains Goddess Jogni's holy offerings. 703 00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:47,710 What? Goddess Jogni? 704 00:34:47,790 --> 00:34:49,670 Anyone who tries to see it, turns into ashes. 705 00:34:49,750 --> 00:34:50,910 See if you want. Show him. 706 00:34:50,990 --> 00:34:52,670 No, I don't want to see. Go. Go. 707 00:34:52,750 --> 00:34:54,260 Come. Hail Goddess Jogni. 708 00:34:54,330 --> 00:34:55,100 Hail Goddess Jogni. 709 00:34:55,190 --> 00:34:56,590 Goddess Jogni's holy offerings? 710 00:34:56,670 --> 00:34:57,990 Did you bring Rs. 30, 000? 711 00:34:58,070 --> 00:34:59,630 That's why I didn't allow him to check. 712 00:34:59,710 --> 00:35:03,190 Hey, you're a piece of my heart. 713 00:35:04,350 --> 00:35:07,590 Mr. Hasu, whenever you shower me with love... 714 00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:09,550 ...I get freaked out. 715 00:35:09,630 --> 00:35:11,790 Tell me the truth, I hope there's no problem. 716 00:35:11,870 --> 00:35:14,670 No, today you've to do a virtuous job. 717 00:35:15,110 --> 00:35:17,940 - Look there. Can you see that woman? - Yes. 718 00:35:18,030 --> 00:35:20,510 Give this money to that lady. 719 00:35:20,590 --> 00:35:21,390 Why? 720 00:35:21,470 --> 00:35:23,270 I want to make a secret donation. 721 00:35:23,710 --> 00:35:25,150 Secret donation. 722 00:35:26,030 --> 00:35:26,860 Continue. 723 00:35:26,940 --> 00:35:28,550 - Let's go. - Hey. 724 00:35:28,630 --> 00:35:30,830 That lady runs an NGO. To help the husbands... 725 00:35:30,910 --> 00:35:32,550 ...who are harassed by their wives. 726 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:34,870 So, I want to give the donation to her. Go. 727 00:35:34,950 --> 00:35:38,430 Mr. Hasu, but there's Rs. 70 less in this amount of Rs. 30, 000. 728 00:35:38,510 --> 00:35:39,080 Why? 729 00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,470 Because I paid the rickshaw fare from this. 730 00:35:41,550 --> 00:35:43,470 Idiot, why did you use this money? 731 00:35:43,550 --> 00:35:44,870 You should have used your money. 732 00:35:45,030 --> 00:35:47,110 But I still owe you Rs. 68. 733 00:35:47,190 --> 00:35:49,470 But you, let it be. 734 00:35:51,910 --> 00:35:53,470 Take Rs. 100. Go. 735 00:35:53,550 --> 00:35:57,270 - Now, I owe you Rs. 32. - Now, you please go. 736 00:35:57,430 --> 00:35:59,590 Take the newspaper. 737 00:36:00,930 --> 00:36:05,260 Hey Pramila. Come in my car. Come on. 738 00:36:07,150 --> 00:36:10,750 Shopping. We're going shopping. 739 00:36:11,750 --> 00:36:14,670 Actually, our groom is an NRI. 740 00:36:14,750 --> 00:36:17,030 So we need to shop according to their level. 741 00:36:17,110 --> 00:36:19,150 We also need to wear clothes according to their standards. 742 00:36:19,230 --> 00:36:20,190 Yes. 743 00:36:20,270 --> 00:36:23,230 And I've been ordered to wear a suit. 744 00:36:25,630 --> 00:36:27,060 Pramila, listen. 745 00:36:27,150 --> 00:36:33,150 There's a good sale. A flat 50% discount. 746 00:36:33,390 --> 00:36:35,340 On Banarasi sarees. 747 00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:38,060 50% discount. We must go! 748 00:36:38,150 --> 00:36:39,830 - Yes. - But where is it? 749 00:36:40,070 --> 00:36:41,310 At Iskon mall. 750 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,320 - Excuse me. - Yes. 751 00:36:50,470 --> 00:36:52,840 I want to give you something. 752 00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:54,130 What is it? 753 00:36:54,210 --> 00:36:56,520 - Secret knowledge. - What? 754 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,630 Sorry. Secret donation. 755 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,360 This is Rs. 30, 000. 756 00:37:03,780 --> 00:37:05,710 The donor's name is Hasu. 757 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,560 But you must keep his name secret. 758 00:37:07,790 --> 00:37:09,560 Okay? Hail Goddess Ambika. 759 00:37:14,020 --> 00:37:15,070 Thank God. I'm free. 760 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:16,910 Yes, hello. 761 00:37:18,270 --> 00:37:20,560 - Laila, you are here? - Hi. 762 00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:23,590 - Hey... - So, you're playing hide and seek with me. 763 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,640 If you're here then who's there? 764 00:37:25,870 --> 00:37:27,670 Forget that. Did you bring my bracelet? 765 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:30,920 Forget your bracelet. I've incurred a loss of Rs. 30, 000. 766 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,150 I don't understand. Please, give me my bracelet. 767 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:36,880 You will not get it. You will not. A bandit queen has worn it. 768 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:37,720 Who's she? 769 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,720 - A terrorist. My wife. - What? 770 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,070 - Boss. Success. - What success? 771 00:37:42,150 --> 00:37:45,170 Bakul, go and bring back Rs. 30, 000 from that lady. 772 00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:47,150 No. You can't take back a donation once given. 773 00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:48,760 I will give you a tight slap. Don't act smart. 774 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:49,480 Try to understand. 775 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,590 More than her, she needs the money. 776 00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:54,830 You please go. 777 00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:56,440 How many women do you help? 778 00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:58,320 I don't know about it right now. 779 00:37:58,580 --> 00:38:00,560 - This side of yours... - Stop talking about me. 780 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,240 You quickly go there. 781 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,240 Look... 782 00:38:05,740 --> 00:38:08,550 - Hey, look there. - My God. 783 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,430 Let's go there. 784 00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:12,710 What are you doing, Mr. Hasu? 785 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:13,840 Terrorist. 786 00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:15,360 Terrorist? 787 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:16,950 - Bharti. - Yes. 788 00:38:17,180 --> 00:38:18,190 Come with me. 789 00:38:18,590 --> 00:38:23,070 Terrorist is inside. Come this side. This side. 790 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:26,060 Ma'am? Ma'am! 791 00:38:26,130 --> 00:38:27,870 - Sister. - Yes, tell me. 792 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:31,280 - Give that money back. - What money? 793 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:32,880 I just gave you up there. 794 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:33,960 I don't have anything. 795 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,680 - Listen. - You loafer. 796 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:38,000 Are you misbehaving with a girl? 797 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:39,920 - No, no. - Help. Help. 798 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:40,880 - Ma'am. - Help. 799 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,790 3, 2, 1, go. 800 00:38:50,140 --> 00:38:54,030 "I danced to the rhythm and made everybody dance." 801 00:38:54,100 --> 00:38:57,860 "I attracted all the money with the magnet of my mind." 802 00:38:57,940 --> 00:39:01,750 "I am a true Gujarati. We can cheat anybody." 803 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,620 "I will overwrite English alphabet with Gujarati Alphabet." 804 00:39:04,700 --> 00:39:13,500 "Gujjubhai. Gujjubhai. Gujjubhai. Gujjubhai." 805 00:39:13,580 --> 00:39:19,260 "Gujjubhai. Gujjubhai. Gujjubhai. Gujjubhai." 806 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,480 - Pramila, we're here to buy saris. - Yes. 807 00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:25,880 And this is a western outfit's showroom. 808 00:39:26,950 --> 00:39:30,330 Yes, but I saw Hasmukh entering this shop. 809 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,820 You're hallucinating. 810 00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:34,320 Wait a minute. 811 00:39:38,260 --> 00:39:39,240 Just a minute. 812 00:39:43,270 --> 00:39:44,070 Hello, what's the matter? 813 00:39:44,150 --> 00:39:45,110 Where are you? 814 00:39:45,190 --> 00:39:48,030 - In a meeting with Nagasaki. - Okay. 815 00:39:48,510 --> 00:39:50,160 Pass the phone to that man. 816 00:39:50,230 --> 00:39:51,910 What nonsense? Why do you want to talk to him? 817 00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:53,190 Give it to him. 818 00:39:53,270 --> 00:39:55,790 You're impossible. Okay, talk to him. 819 00:39:56,030 --> 00:40:00,510 Hello. Tako. Tako. Nagasaki. 820 00:40:00,590 --> 00:40:02,110 Kawasaki. 821 00:40:03,430 --> 00:40:05,270 Suzuki. 822 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:08,520 Tokyo. Hiroshima. Bye. 823 00:40:10,470 --> 00:40:11,550 Did you speak to him? 824 00:40:11,630 --> 00:40:14,550 - Yes, no. - Now, go. 825 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:18,830 He's in a meeting. 826 00:40:19,020 --> 00:40:21,670 - Come on, the saris will get over. - Yes, let's go. 827 00:40:25,950 --> 00:40:26,870 Mr. Hasu. 828 00:40:30,150 --> 00:40:31,070 God. 829 00:40:35,870 --> 00:40:36,910 Let me go. 830 00:40:37,610 --> 00:40:41,590 "Gujjubhai is swinging." 831 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:46,440 - "He is losing his senses." - It's me. 832 00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:53,810 "Gujjubhai. Gujjubhai. Gujjubhai. Gujjubhai." 833 00:40:55,590 --> 00:40:57,200 Thank you, people. 834 00:40:58,070 --> 00:41:00,350 Sir, please listen to me. 835 00:41:00,430 --> 00:41:02,270 I've seen those terrorists. 836 00:41:02,350 --> 00:41:04,710 I've seen them exchange money. 837 00:41:04,790 --> 00:41:06,550 I followed them too. 838 00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:07,710 Look, Jhala. 839 00:41:07,910 --> 00:41:11,390 I'd have you suspended if you were not my brother-in-law. 840 00:41:11,470 --> 00:41:13,190 Even in the past I had given you a case... 841 00:41:13,270 --> 00:41:14,510 ...and made a joke of myself. 842 00:41:14,590 --> 00:41:16,990 The media is laughing at me. 843 00:41:17,310 --> 00:41:20,150 I hope you remember that the minister who had slapped me. 844 00:41:21,230 --> 00:41:23,230 Sir, give me a last chance. 845 00:41:23,310 --> 00:41:26,470 You will become a police commissioner after this case. 846 00:41:26,870 --> 00:41:29,430 And I will become DYSP. 847 00:41:30,070 --> 00:41:31,150 Alright. 848 00:41:31,230 --> 00:41:33,110 I am agreeing, as I'm scared of your sister. 849 00:41:33,190 --> 00:41:34,710 Thank you, brother-in-law. 850 00:41:34,950 --> 00:41:39,790 I promise this time I will not disappoint you and sister. 851 00:41:40,510 --> 00:41:43,830 Well, I want to know something. 852 00:41:45,210 --> 00:41:46,480 What's it? 853 00:41:47,390 --> 00:41:49,350 Do you have a twin brother? 854 00:41:50,710 --> 00:41:52,790 - Mother knows. - What rubbish. 855 00:41:52,870 --> 00:41:54,150 Mind your language. 856 00:41:54,310 --> 00:41:55,630 I'm not joking. 857 00:41:55,710 --> 00:41:57,190 Yesterday, I saw a man in the mall... 858 00:41:57,270 --> 00:41:58,990 ...who looked just like you. 859 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:01,780 For a moment I felt it was you. 860 00:42:03,070 --> 00:42:04,710 - I was with that man. - Yes. 861 00:42:04,790 --> 00:42:06,430 - He also spoke to you, right? - Yes. 862 00:42:06,510 --> 00:42:08,150 - Tako. Tako. - Sorry. Sorry. 863 00:42:08,230 --> 00:42:11,430 - Your doubts are still around. - Forget it. Forget that matter. 864 00:42:11,510 --> 00:42:13,350 Look at my shopping. Look at this. 865 00:42:14,790 --> 00:42:15,990 See this. 866 00:42:16,350 --> 00:42:17,950 What's all this? 867 00:42:18,750 --> 00:42:21,270 I bought 4 saris in Rs. 50, 000. 868 00:42:21,350 --> 00:42:24,870 Oh Lord! This overexcited psycho bought saris for Rs. 50,000. 869 00:42:25,260 --> 00:42:27,080 That lady ate up Rs. 30, 000. 870 00:42:27,150 --> 00:42:28,630 And the policeman lapped up Rs. 2, 000. 871 00:42:28,710 --> 00:42:31,070 Bakul took Rs. 70 for the auto. 872 00:42:31,150 --> 00:42:34,030 Today's total damages are Rs. 82, 100. 873 00:42:34,110 --> 00:42:36,790 Hey, surprise! 874 00:42:38,620 --> 00:42:39,990 Tanisha! 875 00:42:40,070 --> 00:42:42,310 Hi, grandmother! I missed you. 876 00:42:42,590 --> 00:42:44,670 - Come, my child. - Mother. 877 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,750 You've shrunk so much. 878 00:42:46,830 --> 00:42:47,590 What's this, mother? 879 00:42:47,670 --> 00:42:49,750 My daughter, I'm here too. 880 00:42:49,830 --> 00:42:52,790 - Father. - My doll. 881 00:42:53,830 --> 00:42:54,710 How did you come, my child? 882 00:42:54,790 --> 00:42:56,310 I came by a car. With Montu. 883 00:42:56,590 --> 00:42:57,410 - With Montu? - Yes. 884 00:42:57,490 --> 00:42:58,510 Who's he? 885 00:42:58,590 --> 00:43:00,310 - Where shall I keep the bags? - Right there. 886 00:43:00,390 --> 00:43:02,230 - He's a driver? - Excuse me. 887 00:43:02,310 --> 00:43:04,150 Dad, Montu is my friend. 888 00:43:04,430 --> 00:43:05,590 I see. 889 00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:07,830 And Tan Tan is my special friend. 890 00:43:07,910 --> 00:43:08,990 Tan Tan? 891 00:43:09,070 --> 00:43:11,590 Montu lovingly calls me, Tan Tan. 892 00:43:11,670 --> 00:43:12,590 Lovingly? 893 00:43:13,260 --> 00:43:16,590 - Montu, this is my mom. - Impossible. 894 00:43:16,670 --> 00:43:19,350 My God, you look so young. 895 00:43:19,690 --> 00:43:20,990 You look like her elder sister. 896 00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:23,880 And this is my dad. 897 00:43:24,110 --> 00:43:25,830 Don't say impossible now. 898 00:43:25,910 --> 00:43:27,590 Otherwise, we will have a big problem. 899 00:43:27,670 --> 00:43:29,790 And that is my sweet grandmother. 900 00:43:30,030 --> 00:43:31,550 Bless me, grandmother. 901 00:43:31,790 --> 00:43:34,110 - The bald guy. - Grandmother! 902 00:43:34,190 --> 00:43:35,270 Father, you know what? 903 00:43:35,350 --> 00:43:38,030 Monty is a genius. He makes ad films. 904 00:43:38,110 --> 00:43:41,150 He makes music videos and documentaries. 905 00:43:42,470 --> 00:43:44,470 In short, he's good at making stuff up. 906 00:43:45,390 --> 00:43:46,590 - You know what, mother? - What? 907 00:43:46,670 --> 00:43:49,190 Montu knows everyone in the film line. 908 00:43:49,270 --> 00:43:52,990 - Is it? - Shah Rukh, Hrithik, Salman and all. 909 00:43:53,230 --> 00:43:54,710 But do they know him? 910 00:43:54,790 --> 00:43:57,950 Of course, Dharmendra is his relative. 911 00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,850 'Garam Dharam' is my favourite hero. 912 00:44:01,310 --> 00:44:02,790 Dog. 913 00:44:02,870 --> 00:44:04,550 I will kill you. 914 00:44:04,630 --> 00:44:05,430 Wow! 915 00:44:06,270 --> 00:44:08,870 But I must say. Tan Tan is very talented. 916 00:44:09,190 --> 00:44:12,000 That's why I'm taking such a personal interest in her. 917 00:44:12,460 --> 00:44:13,110 I see. 918 00:44:13,190 --> 00:44:14,350 - And mother. - Yes. 919 00:44:14,510 --> 00:44:17,990 Your house is as beautiful as you. 920 00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,270 Thank you. 921 00:44:20,750 --> 00:44:22,990 Sit down. I'll get you some snacks. 922 00:44:23,070 --> 00:44:25,590 No, aunty. Not now. Some other time. 923 00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:27,550 Right now I want to check in the hotel. 924 00:44:27,630 --> 00:44:28,430 Okay. 925 00:44:28,510 --> 00:44:29,550 Father, you know what? 926 00:44:29,630 --> 00:44:31,750 Montu is going to stay here for a week. 927 00:44:31,830 --> 00:44:34,790 But there's nothing special enough in Ahmedabad for a week's stay. 928 00:44:34,870 --> 00:44:37,030 But uncle, I've heard that there are... 929 00:44:37,110 --> 00:44:38,030 ...many monuments here. 930 00:44:38,110 --> 00:44:42,290 Yes, Siddi Sayyed's windows and my wife. 931 00:44:42,690 --> 00:44:44,390 You've already seen her. 932 00:44:44,470 --> 00:44:46,190 Then see the window on your way out. 933 00:44:46,270 --> 00:44:49,510 Father, Montu's here for his films location hunting. 934 00:44:49,590 --> 00:44:52,990 It's an awesome story, uncle. Even brother likes it. 935 00:44:53,070 --> 00:44:54,310 Whose brother? 936 00:44:54,390 --> 00:44:56,790 He means Salman Khan. 937 00:44:57,190 --> 00:44:59,790 - Will Salman Khan come to Ahmedabad? - Yes. 938 00:44:59,870 --> 00:45:02,070 Do make him stay in our house. 939 00:45:02,150 --> 00:45:04,830 Of course. By the way, uncle. 940 00:45:04,910 --> 00:45:07,670 If you're interested I can give you a partnership... 941 00:45:07,750 --> 00:45:09,190 - ...in this film. - Really? 942 00:45:09,860 --> 00:45:10,830 So, give it. 943 00:45:10,910 --> 00:45:13,230 But uncle, you must invest for that. 944 00:45:13,310 --> 00:45:16,390 When Salman takes off his shirt, the film automatically becomes a hit. 945 00:45:16,470 --> 00:45:17,990 Say yes! 946 00:45:18,070 --> 00:45:19,790 Okay, fine. I will finance. 947 00:45:22,130 --> 00:45:25,310 - That's fantastic. - Wow, thank you, dad. 948 00:45:25,390 --> 00:45:27,910 But I've a small condition. 949 00:45:27,990 --> 00:45:29,190 So, tell me. 950 00:45:29,390 --> 00:45:33,430 The heroine opposite Salman Khan, must be her. 951 00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:35,460 What? 952 00:45:36,070 --> 00:45:38,430 Well, I'm already on a diet. 953 00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:43,110 Look, I'm not interested in your line. 954 00:45:43,190 --> 00:45:44,550 You're not interested in anything. 955 00:45:44,630 --> 00:45:46,710 It's okay. It's okay. It's alright. 956 00:45:47,350 --> 00:45:48,830 Okay, then I will take your leave. 957 00:45:48,910 --> 00:45:50,750 - Bye. - Thank you. 958 00:45:50,830 --> 00:45:54,670 You must be a smartass but you can't make an ass out of me! 959 00:45:54,750 --> 00:45:58,750 Oldie weirdo, I will definitely win my challenge. 960 00:45:58,830 --> 00:46:00,190 - Nice meeting you, uncle. - Yes. 961 00:46:00,290 --> 00:46:03,290 Bye, grandmother. Mother, stay pretty. 962 00:46:03,950 --> 00:46:04,950 Tan Tan, I'm going. 963 00:46:05,030 --> 00:46:06,360 - I will drop you outside. - Bye... 964 00:46:07,030 --> 00:46:08,390 - Bye. - Bye. 965 00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:10,400 He is so sweet. 966 00:46:10,470 --> 00:46:11,990 What sweet? 967 00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:14,670 He's the biggest falsifier. 968 00:46:15,070 --> 00:46:17,550 He said you look like Tanisha's elder sister. 969 00:46:17,630 --> 00:46:19,270 Has he got cataract? 970 00:46:19,350 --> 00:46:22,350 You don't like anyone praising me. 971 00:46:22,430 --> 00:46:23,950 I'll call you. 972 00:46:24,150 --> 00:46:27,350 Tanisha, I'll be direct. 973 00:46:27,630 --> 00:46:30,230 I hope you're not in love with this good for nothing flirt. 974 00:46:30,310 --> 00:46:32,150 Well, I like him. 975 00:46:32,230 --> 00:46:35,390 He's a douche, a jerk and a flirt. 976 00:46:35,470 --> 00:46:36,390 So what, dad? 977 00:46:36,470 --> 00:46:38,370 Such dashing guys naturally have affairs. 978 00:46:38,460 --> 00:46:39,440 And you know what, grandmother? 979 00:46:39,510 --> 00:46:42,390 All the girls like him. But he likes me. 980 00:46:42,470 --> 00:46:46,390 Leave all that. How was your college program? 981 00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:48,710 Grandmother, it was rocking. You know what? 982 00:46:48,790 --> 00:46:50,470 I danced on Sonia Kapoor's song. 983 00:46:50,550 --> 00:46:51,830 Wow! 984 00:46:54,710 --> 00:46:57,550 '- Father, see this. - Wow.' 985 00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:58,700 [LAUGHS] 986 00:47:00,310 --> 00:47:03,550 'Happy birthday to you.' 987 00:47:03,790 --> 00:47:05,310 'Thank you, father.' 988 00:47:05,870 --> 00:47:06,990 My doll. 989 00:47:11,510 --> 00:47:13,750 Montu is not the right guy for you. 990 00:47:17,430 --> 00:47:19,870 I must do something. 991 00:47:21,950 --> 00:47:23,190 Thank you, Mr. Hasu. 992 00:47:23,390 --> 00:47:25,950 This is the first time ever that you're treating me. 993 00:47:26,030 --> 00:47:27,670 Have a blast! 994 00:47:27,750 --> 00:47:29,990 Less sweet chutney. 995 00:47:32,710 --> 00:47:33,950 Bakul. 996 00:47:34,870 --> 00:47:37,990 Son, I want to ask you a personal question. 997 00:47:38,070 --> 00:47:39,670 - Shall I ask? - Sure. 998 00:47:41,870 --> 00:47:45,700 - Have you ever thought about marriage? - Whose? 999 00:47:47,230 --> 00:47:48,230 Your own. 1000 00:47:48,310 --> 00:47:50,550 Have you? 1001 00:47:50,630 --> 00:47:52,350 Not yet. 1002 00:47:53,750 --> 00:47:55,430 Then start thinking. 1003 00:47:55,790 --> 00:47:58,390 You know what? One should get married in life. 1004 00:47:58,470 --> 00:47:59,470 Just think about it. 1005 00:47:59,550 --> 00:48:04,630 Once you get married, life becomes an epic adventure. 1006 00:48:04,950 --> 00:48:07,030 Bursting with flavours. 1007 00:48:07,350 --> 00:48:10,210 It tingles all your senses and gives you a joyous rush. 1008 00:48:11,590 --> 00:48:16,430 But Mr. Hasu, this plate of snacks covers everything. 1009 00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:20,310 The spicy chutney is very good. Very spicy. 1010 00:48:20,590 --> 00:48:22,150 Come out of this chutney. 1011 00:48:22,430 --> 00:48:24,830 See, now you've reached a marriageable age. 1012 00:48:25,230 --> 00:48:27,990 Be a little romantic. 1013 00:48:28,790 --> 00:48:32,930 Frankly speaking, I'm actually a romantic at heart. 1014 00:48:33,630 --> 00:48:35,950 But I don't show it. 1015 00:48:36,030 --> 00:48:37,390 Then you must show it. 1016 00:48:37,590 --> 00:48:39,990 You may not have thought about your marriage... 1017 00:48:40,070 --> 00:48:42,430 ...but I have. 1018 00:48:42,710 --> 00:48:45,270 - Is it? - I have a girl also. 1019 00:48:45,350 --> 00:48:46,390 Who's she? 1020 00:48:46,750 --> 00:48:48,110 Our very own Tanisha. 1021 00:48:51,770 --> 00:48:52,500 [GROAN] 1022 00:48:58,150 --> 00:48:59,830 Say sorry. Say sorry. 1023 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,710 Sorry, Tanisha. 1024 00:49:03,150 --> 00:49:04,120 Bakul. 1025 00:49:04,630 --> 00:49:06,610 Bakul, what happened? 1026 00:49:07,390 --> 00:49:08,430 You're teary eyed, what happened? 1027 00:49:08,510 --> 00:49:10,110 Was the chutney too spicy? 1028 00:49:10,950 --> 00:49:12,270 What is it, Bakul? 1029 00:49:12,350 --> 00:49:15,350 Keep this. I'll just come. 1030 00:49:15,430 --> 00:49:16,670 Hey, Bakul. 1031 00:49:17,950 --> 00:49:20,230 Hey, what happened, son? 1032 00:49:21,110 --> 00:49:23,790 Mr. Hasu, it's not done. You tempt me with a treat... 1033 00:49:23,870 --> 00:49:25,430 ...and take advantage of me. 1034 00:49:25,510 --> 00:49:26,950 I'm also a human being. 1035 00:49:27,270 --> 00:49:28,710 I too have a heart. 1036 00:49:28,790 --> 00:49:32,910 Bakul, I'm serious. I actually want to make you my son-in-law. 1037 00:49:33,750 --> 00:49:35,670 But there's no comparison between Tanisha and me. 1038 00:49:35,750 --> 00:49:37,430 Our level will never match. 1039 00:49:37,510 --> 00:49:40,070 I will bring up your level. 1040 00:49:42,230 --> 00:49:44,460 So, what have you decided to do with me exactly? 1041 00:49:44,630 --> 00:49:45,950 A complete makeover. 1042 00:49:47,030 --> 00:49:49,650 This, yuck, look at your hair. 1043 00:49:49,750 --> 00:49:52,270 - It's herbal oil. - What oil! 1044 00:49:52,350 --> 00:49:54,150 And what's this? Is this a trouser? 1045 00:49:54,230 --> 00:49:56,390 It's a special wrinkle-free Chinese fabric... 1046 00:49:56,470 --> 00:49:58,430 You must change all this. 1047 00:50:04,150 --> 00:50:06,550 Look, boss. I'm not confident about myself. 1048 00:50:06,630 --> 00:50:09,470 I know. So have confidence in me. 1049 00:50:09,550 --> 00:50:14,510 From zero, I will make you a hero. A Mercedes from a Maruti. 1050 00:50:14,590 --> 00:50:17,190 Then that Tan Tan will have no chance. 1051 00:50:17,460 --> 00:50:18,050 [BICYCLE BELL] 1052 00:50:19,590 --> 00:50:20,830 I don't understand. 1053 00:50:20,910 --> 00:50:22,430 Don't even try. 1054 00:50:22,510 --> 00:50:24,310 Just remember one thing, Bakul. 1055 00:50:24,390 --> 00:50:28,070 Our mission's name is Operation Tanisha. 1056 00:50:28,150 --> 00:50:31,230 And in three days, we'll create an epic blast. 1057 00:50:31,310 --> 00:50:31,990 A blast? 1058 00:50:32,070 --> 00:50:33,110 Boom! 1059 00:50:33,190 --> 00:50:34,710 Come on, let's go. 1060 00:50:36,610 --> 00:50:37,540 [VEHICLE STARTS] 1061 00:50:44,350 --> 00:50:46,390 Mr. Hasu, where have we come? 1062 00:50:46,470 --> 00:50:48,350 This is Dr. Dani's house. 1063 00:50:49,550 --> 00:50:51,350 For Mrs. Pramila's reports? 1064 00:50:51,630 --> 00:50:53,070 Yes, let's go. 1065 00:50:53,270 --> 00:50:57,440 Dani, he's my company's General Manager, Bakul Booch. 1066 00:50:57,510 --> 00:51:02,240 How are you, Mr. Bakul? Come. Sit here. 1067 00:51:04,110 --> 00:51:07,190 Dani, are you well prepared? 1068 00:51:07,270 --> 00:51:09,070 Yes, everything is arranged, Hasmukh. 1069 00:51:09,150 --> 00:51:10,670 Don't worry. 1070 00:51:10,850 --> 00:51:15,610 Look, son, Dani will pull out two of your teeth. 1071 00:51:16,590 --> 00:51:18,580 Once I will give you anesthesia... 1072 00:51:18,670 --> 00:51:20,080 ...you'll feel nothing. 1073 00:51:20,310 --> 00:51:22,190 I don't want to pull out my teeth. 1074 00:51:22,270 --> 00:51:24,310 Mr. Hasu, my teeth were not included in the makeover! 1075 00:51:24,390 --> 00:51:25,670 Get that rope. 1076 00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:28,510 - Don't tie me. - Quiet. 1077 00:51:32,750 --> 00:51:33,830 Let me go, Mr. Hasu. 1078 00:51:33,910 --> 00:51:35,870 - Keep quiet. - What are you doing? 1079 00:51:35,950 --> 00:51:37,670 - Wait a minute. - What are you doing? 1080 00:51:37,830 --> 00:51:40,150 What's your problem with my teeth, Mr. Hasu? 1081 00:51:40,230 --> 00:51:42,670 [SHOUTS OF PROTEST] 1082 00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:44,840 What are you doing, Mr. Hasu? [GRUNTS] 1083 00:51:45,390 --> 00:51:46,590 Idiot! Stop biting me! 1084 00:51:46,670 --> 00:51:48,310 This is called a rape. 1085 00:51:48,390 --> 00:51:49,070 Rape? 1086 00:51:49,150 --> 00:51:50,750 - Save me, mother. - The injection's ready. 1087 00:51:50,830 --> 00:51:52,110 Goddess, save me. 1088 00:51:52,190 --> 00:51:54,550 Sir, a man is getting raped here. 1089 00:51:54,630 --> 00:51:56,670 I mean he's being tortured. 1090 00:51:56,750 --> 00:51:59,150 The terrorists are hiding in this bungalow, sir. 1091 00:51:59,230 --> 00:52:00,950 Jhala, are you sure about this? 1092 00:52:01,030 --> 00:52:05,390 Yes, sir. Send a police team. I will keep a watch on them. 1093 00:52:05,470 --> 00:52:06,390 Leave it. 1094 00:52:06,470 --> 00:52:09,390 - I don't want any injection. - You continue. 1095 00:52:09,470 --> 00:52:11,670 Father, mother, Montu and I have come to... 1096 00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:13,190 ...watch Soniya's new movie. 1097 00:52:13,270 --> 00:52:15,590 - You also come. - No, I can't come. 1098 00:52:15,670 --> 00:52:17,190 I said let it be. Leave it. 1099 00:52:17,270 --> 00:52:18,070 Leave it. 1100 00:52:18,150 --> 00:52:20,190 Hasu brother, lend me a hand. 1101 00:52:20,270 --> 00:52:21,830 Who's screaming behind you? 1102 00:52:21,910 --> 00:52:23,950 A staff member is possessed. 1103 00:52:24,030 --> 00:52:25,910 Hang up now. I'll call you later. 1104 00:52:30,390 --> 00:52:31,110 - Hasu! - What's happening? 1105 00:52:31,170 --> 00:52:33,200 - What's happening? - Hasu, don't spare him. 1106 00:52:57,110 --> 00:52:59,030 Mr. Hasu, am I getting a hairstyle like him? 1107 00:52:59,110 --> 00:53:00,010 Who? 1108 00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:03,080 Idiot, we have to make you look funky. Not freaky! 1109 00:53:04,510 --> 00:53:05,790 Leave it. I said leave it. 1110 00:53:05,870 --> 00:53:07,430 This is my father's last memento. 1111 00:53:07,510 --> 00:53:08,310 Let it go! 1112 00:53:08,390 --> 00:53:10,660 Mr. Hasu, I beg you. 1113 00:53:24,110 --> 00:53:25,270 Thank you, Mr. Hasu. 1114 00:53:25,350 --> 00:53:27,910 Why thank me? I will deduct it from your salary. 1115 00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:36,660 "Gujjubhai is swinging. He is losing his senses." 1116 00:53:37,310 --> 00:53:40,310 You're not my brother-in-law but enemy. 1117 00:53:40,630 --> 00:53:44,910 Who you called a terrorist turned out to be the commissioner's dentist. 1118 00:53:45,870 --> 00:53:46,730 But sir... 1119 00:53:49,630 --> 00:53:53,390 I think that doctor is also a terrorist on the sly... 1120 00:53:53,470 --> 00:53:54,950 I will give you a tight slap. 1121 00:53:55,510 --> 00:53:58,390 Dr. Dani has threatened to file a case against me. 1122 00:53:58,590 --> 00:54:00,040 You're a policeman and you're scared? 1123 00:54:01,190 --> 00:54:02,350 See this, sir. 1124 00:54:02,430 --> 00:54:06,150 That man looks similar to this portrait. 1125 00:54:06,230 --> 00:54:07,550 He also wears specs. 1126 00:54:07,630 --> 00:54:10,870 Even I wear specs. So I'm also a terrorist? 1127 00:54:15,670 --> 00:54:17,630 This point is to be noted. 1128 00:54:17,710 --> 00:54:20,310 Get out. I say, get out. 1129 00:54:24,510 --> 00:54:26,240 [GASPS] 1130 00:54:27,910 --> 00:54:32,400 Brother-in-law, I will get you a proof now. 1131 00:54:35,340 --> 00:54:36,620 All of them are here. 1132 00:54:36,700 --> 00:54:39,020 Mr. Hasu, I'm very tensed. 1133 00:54:39,100 --> 00:54:40,640 No, not at all. Do this. 1134 00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:44,180 What's that? 1135 00:54:44,250 --> 00:54:46,270 - You feel relaxed when you do this. - Is it? 1136 00:54:46,350 --> 00:54:47,080 Yes. 1137 00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:52,180 Enough. Enough. 1138 00:54:52,370 --> 00:54:55,230 If you do it more, your heart will fail. 1139 00:54:55,300 --> 00:54:56,520 Do everything in a limit. 1140 00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:57,980 Now, listen. 1141 00:54:58,260 --> 00:55:02,020 Today you must use your charm to win... 1142 00:55:02,100 --> 00:55:04,180 ...both Tanisha and Pramila's hearts. 1143 00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:06,770 Decide it first, boss. 1144 00:55:07,020 --> 00:55:09,540 Do I need to win Tanisha's heart or Mrs. Pramila's? 1145 00:55:09,700 --> 00:55:11,850 We had talked about Tanisha only. 1146 00:55:11,940 --> 00:55:14,500 You, try and understand. 1147 00:55:14,790 --> 00:55:19,100 If you want to impress a girl, you must first impress her mother. 1148 00:55:20,100 --> 00:55:22,940 You come and tell Tanu in style... 1149 00:55:23,180 --> 00:55:27,340 Wow, Tanu. You look beautiful. 1150 00:55:27,700 --> 00:55:29,180 How will you do it? 1151 00:55:29,900 --> 00:55:30,740 Wow. 1152 00:55:31,060 --> 00:55:34,180 Wow, Tanu. You look beautiful. 1153 00:55:34,260 --> 00:55:35,020 Very good. 1154 00:55:37,380 --> 00:55:38,730 What will I say to Mrs. Pramila? 1155 00:55:38,820 --> 00:55:41,220 Anything you wish. Okay? 1156 00:55:41,300 --> 00:55:43,740 - Yes. - Now, I will go and sit there. 1157 00:55:43,820 --> 00:55:46,660 Mr. Hasu, that boy sitting with Tanisha... 1158 00:55:46,740 --> 00:55:48,700 Is he your relative? 1159 00:55:48,780 --> 00:55:52,180 No, but he wants to be one. 1160 00:55:52,260 --> 00:55:55,460 - Meaning? - He's Montu. Tanisha's boyfriend. 1161 00:55:55,540 --> 00:55:56,940 I see. Boyfriend. 1162 00:55:58,140 --> 00:56:00,820 Boyfriend? You mean boyfriend? 1163 00:56:01,100 --> 00:56:02,820 If he's a boyfriend then who am I? 1164 00:56:02,900 --> 00:56:05,780 - Donkey? - Don't shout. He will listen. 1165 00:56:06,410 --> 00:56:09,860 Mr. Hasu, you've again kicked me like a football. 1166 00:56:09,940 --> 00:56:11,420 Son, remember one thing. 1167 00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:12,940 If you want to reach a goal... 1168 00:56:13,020 --> 00:56:14,380 ...you need to get kicked. 1169 00:56:14,620 --> 00:56:16,060 He's your competitor. 1170 00:56:16,140 --> 00:56:18,140 - You have to defeat him. - Sure, try some more. 1171 00:56:18,220 --> 00:56:21,020 Take entry on my call. 1172 00:56:21,100 --> 00:56:22,510 This. 1173 00:56:23,340 --> 00:56:24,620 Father. 1174 00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:27,780 - Come here. - Yes. 1175 00:56:28,060 --> 00:56:29,500 - Hey, pops. - Come. 1176 00:56:29,580 --> 00:56:30,420 Hey. 1177 00:56:33,940 --> 00:56:36,340 - So much food? - Yes. 1178 00:56:36,620 --> 00:56:38,710 - Is he going to pay the bill? - No. 1179 00:56:39,100 --> 00:56:42,720 Dinner's on us, for Montu. 1180 00:56:44,580 --> 00:56:47,180 Montu, you get the best Jalebis (Sweet) here. 1181 00:56:47,290 --> 00:56:48,330 Here, eat some. 1182 00:56:48,860 --> 00:56:49,740 Thank you, aunty. 1183 00:56:49,780 --> 00:56:54,340 Montu, Pramila polishes off half a kilo of these! 1184 00:56:55,180 --> 00:56:57,820 Mother, you eat quietly. 1185 00:57:03,130 --> 00:57:04,890 Father, what are you doing? 1186 00:57:04,980 --> 00:57:06,340 My shoulder is paining. 1187 00:57:06,380 --> 00:57:07,980 - Eat. - Yes. 1188 00:57:10,780 --> 00:57:12,080 Hey, who's he? 1189 00:57:13,580 --> 00:57:14,980 Hrithik Roshan? 1190 00:57:15,940 --> 00:57:20,500 My God. He's our Bakul. You look so different. 1191 00:57:20,540 --> 00:57:22,140 Your clothes! 1192 00:57:22,300 --> 00:57:23,860 And this hairstyle! 1193 00:57:24,020 --> 00:57:27,380 - And teeth! - I couldn't recognise you. 1194 00:57:27,490 --> 00:57:28,490 Very smart. 1195 00:57:28,540 --> 00:57:32,220 Bakul, meet Tanisha. She just came from Mumbai. 1196 00:57:32,300 --> 00:57:33,740 - Hi, Bakul. - Hi. 1197 00:57:33,820 --> 00:57:36,780 - Wow. - You look beautiful. 1198 00:57:36,860 --> 00:57:38,340 Oh, thank you. 1199 00:57:39,340 --> 00:57:42,060 - How does Pramila look? - Impressive. 1200 00:57:43,220 --> 00:57:45,220 Bakul, how do I look? 1201 00:57:45,300 --> 00:57:47,580 - Young and peppy. - Wow! 1202 00:57:48,020 --> 00:57:50,420 Everyone is happy. Come, sit. 1203 00:57:52,140 --> 00:57:54,140 Did you invite your pet parrot? 1204 00:57:54,900 --> 00:57:55,890 Not at all. 1205 00:57:55,980 --> 00:57:58,100 Montu, he's my childhood friend. 1206 00:57:58,180 --> 00:57:59,660 We were in the same school. 1207 00:58:00,020 --> 00:58:01,540 Hey, man. What's up? 1208 00:58:03,300 --> 00:58:04,300 Hail Goddess Ambika. 1209 00:58:05,020 --> 00:58:08,850 Tanu, Bakul is the general manager in our company. 1210 00:58:08,940 --> 00:58:09,740 Yes. 1211 00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:11,300 But he hasn't increased my salary. 1212 00:58:11,380 --> 00:58:13,780 - Yeah, father is a miser! - And I'm a mongoose. 1213 00:58:13,860 --> 00:58:17,180 Hey, do you remember, you used to tease me in school? 1214 00:58:17,260 --> 00:58:19,740 Oh yes. And you used to call me sparrow. 1215 00:58:19,820 --> 00:58:22,740 Yes. Sparrow! Sparrow. Sparrow. 1216 00:58:22,820 --> 00:58:23,940 - Hey... - Sparrow. Sparrow. Sparrow. 1217 00:58:24,020 --> 00:58:25,540 Hey, that buttermilk will spill over. 1218 00:58:27,820 --> 00:58:30,980 So, Mr. Bakul, as a general manager... 1219 00:58:31,060 --> 00:58:32,300 ...what all do you do? 1220 00:58:32,740 --> 00:58:36,140 I take care of all the general work. 1221 00:58:36,380 --> 00:58:41,100 Oh. Don't mind. But we call him a peon in our office. 1222 00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:43,410 Montu?! 1223 00:58:44,140 --> 00:58:48,420 Montu, we the Gujarati people are all rounder's. 1224 00:58:48,850 --> 00:58:50,530 Even the boss of the company doesn't... 1225 00:58:50,620 --> 00:58:52,560 ...hesitate to do the work of a peon. 1226 00:58:52,630 --> 00:58:55,050 And that's the key to our success. 1227 00:58:55,140 --> 00:58:56,620 Key to success. 1228 00:58:57,540 --> 00:59:00,340 Montu, I suggest you should open an office in Ahmedabad. 1229 00:59:00,420 --> 00:59:01,580 No way. 1230 00:59:01,660 --> 00:59:05,060 I can't stay here. This place is so backward. 1231 00:59:05,140 --> 00:59:08,200 But we Gujarati people are way forward. Okay? 1232 00:59:08,540 --> 00:59:10,530 Our Prime Minister is Gujarati. 1233 00:59:10,820 --> 00:59:13,660 India's biggest company belongs to a Gujarati. 1234 00:59:13,940 --> 00:59:15,750 And the highest amount of foreign investment... 1235 00:59:15,780 --> 00:59:16,940 ...is made in Gujarat. 1236 00:59:17,340 --> 00:59:20,980 And Sunita Williams, who America sent into space... 1237 00:59:21,140 --> 00:59:22,420 ...was also a Gujarati. 1238 00:59:22,580 --> 00:59:24,860 This is just for your knowledge. 1239 00:59:25,660 --> 00:59:29,860 Wow, well said, Bakul. Perfect answer. 1240 00:59:30,010 --> 00:59:31,210 Oh my God! 1241 00:59:31,700 --> 00:59:34,220 Why do you Gujaratis talk so much? 1242 00:59:34,260 --> 00:59:36,180 Because people listen to us. 1243 00:59:37,540 --> 00:59:40,380 Bakul, you can leave if you're getting late. 1244 00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:41,140 Okay. 1245 00:59:41,180 --> 00:59:43,020 - Why are you leaving? Sit. - But... 1246 00:59:43,140 --> 00:59:44,940 Have dinner with us. 1247 00:59:45,540 --> 00:59:50,220 You old hag, this donkey of yours will race with me? 1248 00:59:50,300 --> 00:59:55,300 Idiot, my donkey will outrun you and how. 1249 00:59:56,690 --> 00:59:58,140 - Pass the lentil. - Yes. 1250 00:59:58,220 --> 00:59:58,980 I will. 1251 00:59:59,060 --> 01:00:01,340 Yes, Bakul will. 1252 01:00:04,220 --> 01:00:05,710 [WOMAN SCREAMING] 1253 01:00:08,860 --> 01:00:10,490 What has happened? 1254 01:00:11,140 --> 01:00:12,980 - Mom, are you okay? - Oh my god. 1255 01:00:13,380 --> 01:00:14,300 Aunty, napkin. 1256 01:00:14,380 --> 01:00:15,620 Bakul! 1257 01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:19,940 "Gujjubhai?" 1258 01:00:24,420 --> 01:00:28,620 Laila, don't keep calling me every 30 minutes. 1259 01:00:30,540 --> 01:00:34,860 My wife is knocking the door. Hang up. [DOOR KNOCK] 1260 01:00:34,900 --> 01:00:36,060 Yes, dear. 1261 01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:38,620 What are you doing? 1262 01:00:39,140 --> 01:00:41,660 You're too much. 1263 01:00:42,020 --> 01:00:44,700 Even in the toilet your doubts don't spare me! 1264 01:00:44,780 --> 01:00:48,060 - Sorry. Hasmukh, listen. - What? 1265 01:00:48,140 --> 01:00:50,950 - Let's call Montu's father. - Why? 1266 01:00:51,020 --> 01:00:53,650 Why? Shouldn't we make this official? 1267 01:00:53,740 --> 01:00:55,380 Don't be in a hurry. 1268 01:00:55,460 --> 01:00:57,540 Hasmukh. Only 10 days are left. 1269 01:00:57,620 --> 01:01:01,020 Yes, but we should talk to Tanisha at leisure. 1270 01:01:01,100 --> 01:01:02,660 We don't have time to talk. 1271 01:01:02,740 --> 01:01:04,140 We've to do so many things. 1272 01:01:04,220 --> 01:01:05,660 Decide a party plot. 1273 01:01:05,740 --> 01:01:07,660 Then the place to accommodate the groom's side. 1274 01:01:07,740 --> 01:01:09,780 Everyone's outfit needs to be stitched. 1275 01:01:09,860 --> 01:01:12,060 How will I look in an unfitting blouse? 1276 01:01:12,140 --> 01:01:13,180 Like a Dhokla (Indian snack). 1277 01:01:13,260 --> 01:01:14,420 What? 1278 01:01:15,470 --> 01:01:17,420 She's speeding up... 1279 01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:19,660 ...I must too. 1280 01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:22,660 Listen, Pramila. 1281 01:01:22,740 --> 01:01:24,470 - Yes. - Where's Tanu? 1282 01:01:24,980 --> 01:01:27,060 I will never tell you that Tanu and Montu... 1283 01:01:27,140 --> 01:01:28,900 ...have gone sight-seeing to Vastrapur lake. 1284 01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:47,880 "I danced to the rhythm and made everybody dance." 1285 01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:51,750 "I attracted all the money with the magnet of my mind." 1286 01:01:51,830 --> 01:01:55,560 "I am a true Gujarati. We can cheat anybody." 1287 01:01:55,630 --> 01:01:58,380 "I will overwrite English alphabet with Gujarati Alphabet." 1288 01:01:58,460 --> 01:02:02,280 "Gujjubhai is swinging." 1289 01:02:02,370 --> 01:02:06,100 "He is losing his senses." 1290 01:02:06,180 --> 01:02:11,500 "Gujjubhai is swinging." [GROANING] 1291 01:02:11,540 --> 01:02:13,180 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1292 01:02:13,260 --> 01:02:14,260 Listen, Mr. Hasu. 1293 01:02:14,340 --> 01:02:16,460 My mother had said that water is risky for my life. 1294 01:02:16,540 --> 01:02:17,620 Come down, nothing will happen. 1295 01:02:17,700 --> 01:02:19,860 She didn't bathe me for 5 years. 1296 01:02:19,940 --> 01:02:21,740 Keep quiet. That's why you stink. 1297 01:02:21,820 --> 01:02:23,900 - But I'm scared of water. - Tan Tan. 1298 01:02:24,130 --> 01:02:26,780 Your dad hasn't taken my film project very seriously. 1299 01:02:26,860 --> 01:02:28,140 I'll speak to dad. 1300 01:02:28,220 --> 01:02:29,820 - But right now, let's enjoy. - Okay. 1301 01:02:29,900 --> 01:02:32,060 Hi Tanisha. Dad, you, here? 1302 01:02:32,140 --> 01:02:33,860 - Come on. - Sir. Sir. 1303 01:02:33,940 --> 01:02:37,700 Actually, Bakul vowed to come for boating... 1304 01:02:37,780 --> 01:02:40,300 ...daily until we get the Japan contract. 1305 01:02:40,380 --> 01:02:41,340 - What? - Come on. 1306 01:02:41,420 --> 01:02:43,260 - Monty... - Idiot, help me. 1307 01:02:43,340 --> 01:02:44,540 Mr. Hasu. Mr. Hasu. 1308 01:03:03,540 --> 01:03:04,980 Boss, speed up the boat. 1309 01:03:05,060 --> 01:03:06,700 Hey, man. This, this... 1310 01:03:12,660 --> 01:03:13,950 Mr. Hasu... 1311 01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:26,740 Hey... 1312 01:03:43,490 --> 01:03:45,980 Hey, Tan Tan. Help. Tan Tan! 1313 01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:48,380 - Help! - Bakul. 1314 01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:50,390 Save us, save... 1315 01:03:50,980 --> 01:03:52,060 Why are you hitting me? 1316 01:03:52,100 --> 01:03:54,550 - Tanisha. - Bakul. 1317 01:03:54,580 --> 01:03:57,060 - There, there... - Goddess. God. 1318 01:03:57,140 --> 01:03:57,840 There. 1319 01:03:59,580 --> 01:04:00,500 Mother. 1320 01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:02,240 [SNEEZING] 1321 01:04:05,620 --> 01:04:08,100 Stop sneezing. 1322 01:04:08,180 --> 01:04:10,660 Sneezing can't be controlled, Mr. Hasu. 1323 01:04:10,740 --> 01:04:14,300 I think there's still water in my lungs. 1324 01:04:14,380 --> 01:04:16,700 Never mind. I will wring out that water... 1325 01:04:16,780 --> 01:04:18,660 ...and dry you out on the terrace. 1326 01:04:22,060 --> 01:04:24,220 Why are you pacing around? 1327 01:04:24,510 --> 01:04:27,930 I'm thinking of trapping Montu. 1328 01:04:28,020 --> 01:04:30,080 Leave it. He doesn't get caught in these traps... 1329 01:04:33,110 --> 01:04:35,390 - ...but I do. - No. No. 1330 01:04:35,460 --> 01:04:37,940 No, No. I don't want to get married... 1331 01:04:38,020 --> 01:04:40,380 - ...at the stake of my health. - You must. 1332 01:04:40,460 --> 01:04:42,660 This is the question of my prestige. 1333 01:04:42,740 --> 01:04:44,460 It's beyond my capacity. 1334 01:04:44,540 --> 01:04:46,940 But it is not beyond my capacity. 1335 01:04:47,020 --> 01:04:49,190 I'm an Ahmedabadi. 1336 01:04:49,580 --> 01:04:51,300 I can buy from a Sindhi... 1337 01:04:51,380 --> 01:04:54,260 ...sell it to a Marwari and still make a profit. 1338 01:04:54,500 --> 01:04:56,300 I will sell you off. 1339 01:04:57,100 --> 01:04:59,460 I mean, I will marry you off. 1340 01:04:59,540 --> 01:05:03,700 Mr. Hasu, I feel that Tanisha doesn't have... 1341 01:05:03,780 --> 01:05:05,300 ...those kind of feelings for me. 1342 01:05:05,380 --> 01:05:06,620 Forget everything. 1343 01:05:07,020 --> 01:05:09,180 Remember one rule. 1344 01:05:09,740 --> 01:05:13,130 When a girl says no, take it as her yes. 1345 01:05:13,660 --> 01:05:15,040 And vice versa. 1346 01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:17,100 This is called reverse psychology. 1347 01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:19,220 This is called 'Fake-logy'. 1348 01:05:19,740 --> 01:05:22,760 Boss, Monty is way smarter than me. 1349 01:05:22,830 --> 01:05:25,690 But we've to bring his smartness down. 1350 01:05:26,460 --> 01:05:28,220 Why does Tanisha like Monty? 1351 01:05:28,300 --> 01:05:30,820 Because other girls like Monty. 1352 01:05:31,100 --> 01:05:34,860 For my stupid daughter, affairs equal to qualification. 1353 01:05:39,260 --> 01:05:40,700 - Bakul. - Yes. 1354 01:05:40,780 --> 01:05:41,740 Bakul. 1355 01:05:41,970 --> 01:05:47,260 Don't sneeze. Affair. We have to create your affair. 1356 01:05:47,580 --> 01:05:48,860 With whom? With you? 1357 01:05:48,940 --> 01:05:50,050 Shut up, idiot. 1358 01:05:50,340 --> 01:05:54,100 Listen, Tanisha is impressed with Monty's film contacts. 1359 01:05:54,180 --> 01:05:57,020 And so is my star struck wife. 1360 01:05:57,620 --> 01:05:59,580 So, we need to create a story... 1361 01:05:59,660 --> 01:06:02,500 ...for your filmy affair. 1362 01:06:02,860 --> 01:06:05,740 Bakul, think of a big name. 1363 01:06:07,260 --> 01:06:09,180 How about Karan Johar? 1364 01:06:09,660 --> 01:06:11,380 Idiot, don't suggest names... 1365 01:06:11,460 --> 01:06:14,020 ...that doubt your capabilities. 1366 01:06:14,460 --> 01:06:16,770 Must be a big heroine. 1367 01:06:17,260 --> 01:06:18,540 Hema Malini! 1368 01:06:19,420 --> 01:06:22,300 We have to find you a girlfriend and not a mother. 1369 01:06:22,940 --> 01:06:28,620 She should be a young, hit and hot heroine. 1370 01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:30,540 Hit and hot. 1371 01:06:30,710 --> 01:06:31,490 Hit... 1372 01:06:33,660 --> 01:06:35,220 My God. 1373 01:06:35,420 --> 01:06:38,020 Bakul. I found her. 1374 01:06:38,690 --> 01:06:42,420 - Who? - Tanisha is her biggest fan. 1375 01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:44,690 Soniya Kapoor. 1376 01:06:45,780 --> 01:06:46,620 Her? 1377 01:06:46,690 --> 01:06:51,330 - Her... - Bakul, we will create your love affair... 1378 01:06:51,420 --> 01:06:53,600 ...with Soniya Kapoor. 1379 01:07:02,250 --> 01:07:04,130 Sorry. Sorry. 1380 01:07:04,730 --> 01:07:07,890 Mr. Hasu, why have we come to such a big hotel? 1381 01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:12,240 Soniya Kapoor is staying here. 1382 01:07:13,570 --> 01:07:15,890 We have to click your photographs with her. 1383 01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:17,560 But how? 1384 01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:20,160 Even I'm thinking the same. Come on. 1385 01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:21,040 But... 1386 01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:26,440 - Hello. - Yes. 1387 01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:30,520 What is Soniya Kapoor's room number? 1388 01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:34,720 I'm sorry, sir. No one has the permission to meet Ms. Soniya. 1389 01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:36,120 Let's go, Mr. Hasu. 1390 01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:39,080 It's not that but we're... 1391 01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:41,160 We're the reporters. 1392 01:07:41,410 --> 01:07:42,280 What? 1393 01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:44,000 From the press. 1394 01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:47,560 We want to print Soniya's photo in our newspaper. 1395 01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:48,600 What's the name of the newspaper? 1396 01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:54,200 - He will tell you. - God knows what'll happen next. 1397 01:07:54,920 --> 01:07:56,560 Such a long name? 1398 01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:58,880 But what's it to you? You give me her room number. 1399 01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:00,480 I'm sorry, sir. I can't give you the number. 1400 01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:02,720 - You mean, you are... - Hello. 1401 01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:05,400 - Don't know what's her issue? - This is for Soniya Kapoor. 1402 01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:08,580 Mr. Hasu. Mr. Hasu. Listen, I'm talking to you. 1403 01:08:08,650 --> 01:08:10,110 - Mr. Hasu. - Keep quiet. 1404 01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:15,470 Listen to me. That, that madam will shout at us. 1405 01:08:20,990 --> 01:08:24,230 "Gujjubhai is swinging." 1406 01:08:24,320 --> 01:08:28,930 "He is losing his senses." 1407 01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:32,760 Mr. Hasu. 1408 01:08:33,660 --> 01:08:36,200 I feel we are doing something wrong. 1409 01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:38,240 Stop using your brain. 1410 01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:42,080 If I'm caught, I will be jailed for 10 years. 1411 01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:44,560 Never mind. I will come visit you in jail. 1412 01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:46,160 - You... - Think about it, my child. 1413 01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:48,920 We are doing this for your betterment. Be brave. 1414 01:08:50,480 --> 01:08:52,680 But how do we find Soniya Kapoor's room number... 1415 01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:53,680 ...in such a big hotel? 1416 01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:54,680 Yes, that... 1417 01:08:54,990 --> 01:08:56,670 Idiot, you're asking me this now? 1418 01:08:56,760 --> 01:08:58,560 - But I... - After making that guy unconscious? 1419 01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:00,040 Come on, we need to make him conscious again. 1420 01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:01,040 Let's go. 1421 01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:05,030 Brother. Brother, what's your name? Hey... 1422 01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:06,520 What do you want to do with his name? 1423 01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:08,600 We need to ask him Soniya's room number. 1424 01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:12,440 Hey, hey... 1425 01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:15,710 Soniya, what's Soniya's room number? 1426 01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:19,480 - 52, 52. - 5252? 1427 01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:21,400 - 5252. - What's torn? 1428 01:09:23,350 --> 01:09:26,150 5252. 5252. 1429 01:09:29,730 --> 01:09:31,110 Where are you looking? Go in. 1430 01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:32,280 I'm wearing someone else's clothes. 1431 01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:34,210 - We will get caught. - Quiet. Go in. 1432 01:09:34,290 --> 01:09:35,570 My gut instinct is warning me... 1433 01:09:35,640 --> 01:09:36,390 Forget your gut. Get in. 1434 01:09:36,480 --> 01:09:37,520 Go in. 1435 01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:40,000 There will be a problem, listen to me. 1436 01:09:40,930 --> 01:09:42,950 What's it? Why'd you ring the bell? 1437 01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:44,640 Hail Goddess Ambika. 1438 01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:47,600 This needs to be given to Soniya Kapoor. 1439 01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:50,840 Hmm. Go away. 1440 01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:55,000 Mr. Hasu, he gave me Rs. 100. Let's go. 1441 01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:58,040 What is this? Are we here for money? 1442 01:09:58,120 --> 01:10:00,200 We've to meet Soniya. Come on, go. 1443 01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:02,840 - But if someone will see... - Think about the future. 1444 01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:05,280 What? Are you mad? 1445 01:10:05,630 --> 01:10:08,380 - Oh God. - He fainted! 1446 01:10:15,420 --> 01:10:16,670 Mr. Hasu. 1447 01:10:16,930 --> 01:10:18,640 Hello, enquiry. Send a doctor. 1448 01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:20,000 Quickly. 1449 01:10:20,080 --> 01:10:24,880 Doctor is here. 108 express service. What happened? 1450 01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:26,430 He rang the doorbell and fainted. 1451 01:10:26,500 --> 01:10:28,110 Oh my God. 1452 01:10:28,540 --> 01:10:30,080 Mr. Hasu... 1453 01:10:32,180 --> 01:10:33,430 My God. 1454 01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:37,320 - He has Chikungunya of the heart. - What? 1455 01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:38,960 Very danger. 1456 01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:41,160 - Did he fainted after ringing the bell? - Yes. 1457 01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:43,440 - Bring 'Ghanti Vati' for him. - What? 1458 01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:45,440 In Ramayana, when Arjun had fainted... 1459 01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:47,240 ...Hanuman brought him this very herb. 1460 01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:49,440 Tell the shopkeeper to give the medicine which was given to Arjun. 1461 01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:52,040 - Go quickly. Quick. - 'Ghanti Vati.' 1462 01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:53,360 'Ghanti Vati.' 1463 01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:54,560 'Ghanti Vati.' 1464 01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:55,730 'Ghanti Vati.' 1465 01:10:57,440 --> 01:10:59,240 Jatin, where are you? 1466 01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:00,720 Oh my God! 1467 01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:01,920 Who are you? 1468 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,340 I'm a doctor and he's a patient. 1469 01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:06,760 Nothing, love. Please, stop shouting at me. 1470 01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:08,160 I'll call you back. 1471 01:11:08,330 --> 01:11:10,390 - What's this? - Hello, madam. 1472 01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:14,040 We've come from Make-A-Wish foundation. 1473 01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:17,280 We fulfill our patient's wishes. 1474 01:11:17,880 --> 01:11:20,560 This, this poor guy is blind. 1475 01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:22,800 - What? - He's blind. 1476 01:11:24,350 --> 01:11:26,590 And he's your biggest fan. 1477 01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:30,400 - Is it? - I've seen all your films. 1478 01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:33,230 - Seen? - I'll explain. 1479 01:11:33,320 --> 01:11:36,760 Your last hit film's song... 1480 01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:38,680 'Up and down... ' 1481 01:11:38,940 --> 01:11:41,110 You won't believe but he watched that movie... 1482 01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:43,800 ...150 times from the first row. 1483 01:11:44,290 --> 01:11:46,160 And that's how he lost his eyesight. 1484 01:11:46,810 --> 01:11:48,920 Oh, so sad. 1485 01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:52,110 Such a fan deserves a hug. 1486 01:11:53,620 --> 01:11:55,460 Fan. Go ahead. 1487 01:11:59,100 --> 01:12:01,980 By the way, even I'm a big fan of yours. 1488 01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:03,840 But you're not blind. 1489 01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:05,670 That's true. 1490 01:12:06,460 --> 01:12:08,060 - What's your name? - What? 1491 01:12:08,460 --> 01:12:11,860 Name, his name is Vhala. 1492 01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:16,440 Vhala, so cute! What can I do for you? 1493 01:12:17,540 --> 01:12:19,300 I want to click photos with you. 1494 01:12:19,340 --> 01:12:22,430 - I'll see it daily. - See? 1495 01:12:23,180 --> 01:12:26,340 You should say that you will show. 1496 01:12:26,900 --> 01:12:30,140 He's forgetfully blind. He keeps forgetting. 1497 01:12:30,730 --> 01:12:32,770 So, can I click his photograph with you? 1498 01:12:32,820 --> 01:12:33,540 Yes, sure. 1499 01:12:33,580 --> 01:12:36,370 Oh, thank you. You're so cooperative. 1500 01:12:39,170 --> 01:12:43,230 - Now, on the other shoulder. Shoulder. Next. - Oh, okay, sure. 1501 01:12:46,480 --> 01:12:48,440 Very good. Nice. 1502 01:12:49,300 --> 01:12:53,340 Oh my God. Unexpected reaction. 1503 01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:55,240 A big job is done. 1504 01:12:56,800 --> 01:12:58,160 But what's the use? 1505 01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:02,000 This poor boy will not be able to see his own photos. 1506 01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:04,720 But there's one idea, madam. 1507 01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:07,240 I will take your video. 1508 01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:10,760 At least, he'll be able to hear you. 1509 01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:12,880 - Sure. - And we will also get proof. 1510 01:13:13,830 --> 01:13:14,750 Proof. 1511 01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:18,720 His friends will get proof that you both had met. 1512 01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:20,320 But what do I say? 1513 01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:22,560 Sing his favourite song. 1514 01:13:22,900 --> 01:13:24,150 "Love, love..." 1515 01:13:24,240 --> 01:13:25,480 Vhala! Vhala! 1516 01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:29,520 His favourite song is... 1517 01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:33,920 "When I saw you I realised, my darling..." 1518 01:13:36,160 --> 01:13:39,800 "When I saw you I realised, my darling..." 1519 01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:44,280 "That love is madness, my darling." 1520 01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:48,840 "Now where do I go from here?" 1521 01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:52,640 "I'd rather die in your arms." 1522 01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:53,800 Lovely. 1523 01:13:54,840 --> 01:13:58,640 "Now, let's leave this place." 1524 01:13:58,890 --> 01:13:59,750 Oh. 1525 01:14:01,100 --> 01:14:03,440 - Thank you, sister. - Bye. 1526 01:14:03,600 --> 01:14:04,730 Bye. 1527 01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:09,590 Perfect. Now, watch me fire our rocket. 1528 01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:14,040 But take care that it doesn't turn around and fire our... 1529 01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:16,360 Don't be a wuss. 1530 01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:19,800 India's rocket has reached Mars. 1531 01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:22,250 Ours only needs to reach Pramila. 1532 01:14:23,810 --> 01:14:26,560 Now, we need to cook up the story of... 1533 01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:29,520 ...your romance with Soniya. 1534 01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:34,670 Bakul, think! Where did you first meet Soniya? 1535 01:14:35,310 --> 01:14:36,320 Manek Chowk. 1536 01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:39,280 What will an actress do at Manek Chowk? 1537 01:14:39,530 --> 01:14:41,000 For the Dosa there. 1538 01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:42,800 It's very tasty. You've had it? 1539 01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:45,720 I will give you a tight slap. You glutton. 1540 01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:48,920 Think of a romantic place, Bakul. 1541 01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:50,880 Romantic place. 1542 01:14:51,480 --> 01:14:53,110 Jaisalmer. 1543 01:14:54,180 --> 01:14:55,110 There is a shooting taking place... 1544 01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:56,440 ...in the desert of Jaisalmer. 1545 01:14:56,520 --> 01:15:00,720 You have gone to Jodhpur for a company order. 1546 01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:04,520 You took a 2 day break in Jaisalmer. 1547 01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:09,120 While sightseeing, you reach the desert. 1548 01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:13,200 And there, while the shooting is on... 1549 01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:15,480 What are you doing? 1550 01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:17,280 Protecting myself from the scorching desert sun. 1551 01:15:18,480 --> 01:15:21,760 Okay. So, you've reached the desert. 1552 01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:24,440 Soniya is on a camel. 1553 01:15:24,680 --> 01:15:28,120 And you pass by her on another camel. 1554 01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:31,080 Mr. Hasu, I'm scared of camels. 1555 01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:32,760 Can I exchange it for a bicycle instead? [BICYCLE BELL] 1556 01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:35,000 Idiot, can you ride a bicycle in the desert? 1557 01:15:35,080 --> 01:15:35,720 But... 1558 01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:38,040 Where are you riding a camel in reality? 1559 01:15:38,120 --> 01:15:39,520 We're just making up a story. 1560 01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:40,840 Oh, sorry. 1561 01:15:40,920 --> 01:15:42,480 Sorry. Tell me. 1562 01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:44,120 - Will you ride it? - Yes, sure. 1563 01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:45,760 So, ride the camel now. 1564 01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:46,560 Okay. 1565 01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:50,600 - Okay. Now, start. - It started walking. 1566 01:15:51,650 --> 01:15:56,200 Now, think how you met Soniya! 1567 01:15:56,280 --> 01:15:58,040 - Mr. Hasu, I will tell you. - Yes, tell me. 1568 01:15:58,120 --> 01:16:00,440 Those two camels are friends. 1569 01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:02,000 So, they stopped talking. 1570 01:16:02,080 --> 01:16:05,320 And Soniya and I get introduced too. 1571 01:16:05,660 --> 01:16:08,550 - Talking camels? - Yes. I had read it somewhere... 1572 01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:10,920 ...that animals also talk to each other. 1573 01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:15,120 Forget the camel. Your matter is important now. 1574 01:16:15,440 --> 01:16:18,440 Keep quiet. And let me think. 1575 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:19,930 Yes. 1576 01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:21,920 Sandstorm. 1577 01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:25,640 Suddenly a ferocious sandstorm appears in the desert. 1578 01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:27,560 Strong winds. 1579 01:16:27,640 --> 01:16:29,320 Sand everywhere. 1580 01:16:33,040 --> 01:16:35,690 Soniya fell from the camel. 1581 01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:38,040 And you caught her. 1582 01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:43,280 Idiot. You're not catching a cricket ball... 1583 01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:44,840 ...but Soniya! 1584 01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:46,560 - Oh. - Yes. 1585 01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:50,160 You and Soniya looked into each other's eyes and... 1586 01:16:50,240 --> 01:16:53,000 ...what did you say? 1587 01:16:53,350 --> 01:16:57,840 Yes, Soniya, you're heavier than what I expected. 1588 01:16:58,210 --> 01:16:59,720 I will give you a tight slap. 1589 01:16:59,960 --> 01:17:00,960 Will Soniya say that? 1590 01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:03,640 - I'm saying it. - So, you're in the desert too? 1591 01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:06,280 Stop irritating me. 1592 01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:08,760 Can you say that you're heavier? 1593 01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:11,400 - But... - You're not saying anything. You're speechless. 1594 01:17:11,480 --> 01:17:14,320 You and Soniya looked into each other's eyes and... 1595 01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:16,320 Soniya felt shy. 1596 01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:20,160 And both of you fell in love for the first time. 1597 01:17:20,240 --> 01:17:21,280 That's it. 1598 01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:25,200 Mr. Hasu, don't end it so quickly. 1599 01:17:25,320 --> 01:17:27,400 Stretch it a bit, I'll keep holding her. 1600 01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:29,160 Don't get over excited. 1601 01:17:29,320 --> 01:17:31,080 Put Soniya down. 1602 01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:32,720 That's it. 1603 01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:35,280 Now, the shooting got cancelled. 1604 01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:36,920 Soniya got up. 1605 01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:40,840 Both of you spent the day in Jaisalmer. 1606 01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:42,680 - Mr. Hasu? - Yes. 1607 01:17:42,920 --> 01:17:45,360 Can I walk around holding her hand? 1608 01:17:45,440 --> 01:17:46,760 Okay. 1609 01:17:47,120 --> 01:17:47,650 Thank you. 1610 01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:52,950 Both of you spent the whole day in Jaisalmer... 1611 01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:55,480 ...holding each other's hands. 1612 01:17:55,560 --> 01:17:58,640 And what did we do at night? 1613 01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:00,360 Bye, bye! 1614 01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:05,160 The next morning, Soniya took a flight for Mumbai. 1615 01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:07,480 And you returned to Ahmedabad by a bus. 1616 01:18:07,560 --> 01:18:09,960 And your romance was over. 1617 01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:11,910 Short and sweet. 1618 01:18:12,090 --> 01:18:12,860 [HORN HONKING] 1619 01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:15,360 Car horn! They're here. 1620 01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:17,600 - Let me hide all this. Where shall I... - Mr. Hasu. 1621 01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:18,520 - Mr. Hasu. - Yes. 1622 01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:21,520 - Keep it here. - Idiot, even we won't be able to find it there. 1623 01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:23,960 Find a place where they can see it quickly. 1624 01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:25,440 Let's keep it here. 1625 01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:28,960 Come, let's sit down. Come on. 1626 01:18:30,510 --> 01:18:32,390 Remove this cloth from your head. 1627 01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:35,320 Okay, now start typing. 1628 01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:41,080 Mr. Nagasaki can't come to Japan. 1629 01:18:41,160 --> 01:18:43,480 - Because my India is great. - Hi, Dad. 1630 01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:45,120 Hi, my child, you're back? 1631 01:18:48,480 --> 01:18:49,880 Sorry, Tanisha. 1632 01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:53,680 That day you fell in the lake because of me. 1633 01:18:53,760 --> 01:18:57,790 - It was an accident. Sorry. - It's okay. It was a mistake. 1634 01:18:58,150 --> 01:19:00,440 But you jumped into the lake to save me. 1635 01:19:00,710 --> 01:19:01,670 I liked that. 1636 01:19:02,970 --> 01:19:05,840 Yes, and your Montu kept watching. 1637 01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:08,600 He was really brave. Well done! 1638 01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:11,920 - Just excuse me. I will see you soon. - Yes. 1639 01:19:12,680 --> 01:19:15,400 - I will also come soon. - No. 1640 01:19:15,480 --> 01:19:17,160 Where are you going, sweetheart? 1641 01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:19,280 - Sweetheart? - Sit. 1642 01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:21,160 - Really? - Sit. 1643 01:19:21,240 --> 01:19:22,600 Okay. 1644 01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:26,170 - Ouch. - Not here. Sit there. 1645 01:19:26,250 --> 01:19:27,810 It's more comfortable. 1646 01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:30,000 - Really! - Come, sit. Sit. 1647 01:19:35,490 --> 01:19:38,520 - This carpet is very dirty. - What are you saying? 1648 01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:39,520 Look at it. 1649 01:19:39,800 --> 01:19:41,680 Bakul, keep typing. 1650 01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:45,190 Mr. Nagasaki is waiting for your response. 1651 01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:46,640 What's this? 1652 01:19:49,960 --> 01:19:51,760 And getting little, little... 1653 01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:53,200 - Hasmukh. - Yes. 1654 01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:55,640 - Come here. - Let me work. 1655 01:19:55,710 --> 01:19:58,790 - This photo. - Good progress. 1656 01:19:59,580 --> 01:20:00,470 Photo? 1657 01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:02,440 - Look at this. - What photo? 1658 01:20:02,520 --> 01:20:04,480 - Look at this. - Who's he? 1659 01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:08,080 The face looks familiar. I think I've seen him. 1660 01:20:08,330 --> 01:20:09,600 - He's Bakul. - Ba... 1661 01:20:10,090 --> 01:20:12,400 What's this loser Bakul doing with Soniya Kapoor? 1662 01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:13,960 - My God. - Yes. 1663 01:20:14,040 --> 01:20:15,280 - Bakul. - Yes. 1664 01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:17,120 What am I seeing? 1665 01:20:17,710 --> 01:20:21,230 Oh my! My photo fell down it seems. 1666 01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:22,600 What do you mean? 1667 01:20:22,830 --> 01:20:25,030 Do you mean to say it fell from your pocket? 1668 01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:27,720 Yes. It seems it fell from my pocket. 1669 01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:29,160 Bakul. What's this? 1670 01:20:29,900 --> 01:20:33,520 Soniya Kapoor! Bollywood's number one heroine. 1671 01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:34,240 Yes. 1672 01:20:34,320 --> 01:20:36,600 - Tanisha is her biggest fan. - Yes. 1673 01:20:36,680 --> 01:20:40,140 That Soniya is with you in such an intimate pose? 1674 01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:42,840 Where? When? How? And why did you meet? 1675 01:20:42,920 --> 01:20:43,520 Keep quiet. 1676 01:20:43,580 --> 01:20:44,670 - Let him speak. - Yes, tell me. 1677 01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:45,790 Come on, son. Tell us. 1678 01:20:48,330 --> 01:20:50,520 Don't do that. You've given us a heart attack here. 1679 01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:52,760 - Tell us the details. - Yes. 1680 01:20:52,840 --> 01:20:53,760 Quickly. 1681 01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:54,920 It's a long story. 1682 01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:56,280 So, say it in short. 1683 01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:59,870 Actually, I was riding it. 1684 01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:01,600 Shoulder. 1685 01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:05,170 - I was riding a camel in the desert. - Okay. 1686 01:21:05,250 --> 01:21:07,180 And Soniya came on a bicycle. 1687 01:21:07,250 --> 01:21:10,070 But what did Soniya see in Bakul? 1688 01:21:10,160 --> 01:21:12,120 You must find it out now. 1689 01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:15,520 - Yes. - Men are very different from what they seem. 1690 01:21:15,790 --> 01:21:18,520 The quiet shy types are really the colourful ones. 1691 01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:21,520 But, mother? Soniya falls in love with Bakul. 1692 01:21:21,600 --> 01:21:23,000 How's it possible? 1693 01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:25,560 But it has happened. That's the fact. 1694 01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:27,000 This is the proof. 1695 01:21:27,080 --> 01:21:30,280 Our arrow has hit the target. Come. 1696 01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:34,040 No, Bakul, stop giving me explanations. 1697 01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:37,800 I thought you were a simple and innocent boy. 1698 01:21:37,880 --> 01:21:40,080 But you're way smarter than that. 1699 01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:42,400 Do this. Give me Soniya's number. 1700 01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:45,030 Mr. Hasu, don't stretch it too much now. 1701 01:21:45,220 --> 01:21:48,130 Hasmukh, don't shout at Bakul. 1702 01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:52,560 Bakul, you devil. Even I failed to recognise you. 1703 01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:55,360 And you know what this cheeky brat just bragged about? 1704 01:21:55,440 --> 01:21:59,270 He said Montu just makes films of those heroines. 1705 01:21:59,340 --> 01:22:02,510 But heroines themselves shoot with me. See this. 1706 01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:05,080 See this, he sent me a video. See. 1707 01:22:05,160 --> 01:22:08,400 - Show me. - 'When I saw you I realised, my darling...' 1708 01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:12,400 - 'That love is a kind of madness, my darling...' - Bakul. 1709 01:22:16,120 --> 01:22:17,320 Bakul! 1710 01:22:19,480 --> 01:22:22,720 Film star Soniya Kapoor is involved in Operation Tanisha? 1711 01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:23,720 My God. 1712 01:22:27,880 --> 01:22:28,790 Bakul. 1713 01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:33,960 - Scared you? - No. Just scared me. 1714 01:22:34,040 --> 01:22:35,720 Tell me about Soniya. 1715 01:22:36,460 --> 01:22:39,990 - Leave all that. - No, I'm so excited. 1716 01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:42,200 And what spell did you cast on her? 1717 01:22:42,280 --> 01:22:43,240 Tell me. 1718 01:22:43,480 --> 01:22:46,920 Look, that chapter of history is over. 1719 01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:49,440 Now, we both are busy in our respective lives. 1720 01:22:49,520 --> 01:22:51,680 But why did you break up with her? 1721 01:22:52,840 --> 01:22:53,800 She... 1722 01:22:55,120 --> 01:22:56,970 ...then I broke up with her. 1723 01:22:57,840 --> 01:22:59,150 Fine, if you don't want to talk... 1724 01:22:59,240 --> 01:23:01,440 ...but make me talk to her just once. 1725 01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:03,920 Tell me! When will you make me talk to her? 1726 01:23:04,990 --> 01:23:05,870 What happened? 1727 01:23:05,960 --> 01:23:08,600 - Hail Goddess Ambika. - Bakul. 1728 01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:10,680 Hey, hero, stop. Where are you going? 1729 01:23:10,760 --> 01:23:14,600 Vaju uncle, come at 8 pm. What will you do now? 1730 01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:15,790 Okay, hang up. 1731 01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:17,720 That old man's a pain. 1732 01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:21,120 Hey, contractor. Everything should be ready by 8 pm. 1733 01:23:21,200 --> 01:23:22,240 Okay, sir. 1734 01:23:22,320 --> 01:23:24,400 Don't worry. Everything will be arranged. 1735 01:23:25,480 --> 01:23:29,040 Come on, hurry up. Yes. Take it. [PHONE RINGING] 1736 01:23:29,170 --> 01:23:31,360 - Hello. - Hello, Mr. Hasu. 1737 01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:32,440 When will you meet me? 1738 01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:34,080 Hello, there's a network problem. Hello. 1739 01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:35,320 - Hello. - Is it? 1740 01:23:35,400 --> 01:23:38,360 Never mind. I don't want the bracelet. 1741 01:23:38,440 --> 01:23:41,440 Give me money instead. Rs. 100, 000! 1742 01:23:41,520 --> 01:23:42,520 Are you nuts? 1743 01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:44,320 How will I bring Rs. 100, 000? 1744 01:23:44,400 --> 01:23:46,720 Alright. Then I'll do this. 1745 01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:49,120 I'll send you a Whatsapp message. 1746 01:23:49,680 --> 01:23:53,310 To you and to your terrorist wife. 1747 01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:55,680 What? Hello, listen. Hello. Hello. 1748 01:23:55,760 --> 01:23:58,120 Hello. Hello. Network problem! 1749 01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:04,640 Here, Ms. Laila, cold coffee for you. 1750 01:24:04,720 --> 01:24:06,280 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1751 01:24:06,480 --> 01:24:10,400 God, she keeps calling from different numbers. 1752 01:24:10,560 --> 01:24:13,630 I've heard that you had an affair with Soniya Kapoor. 1753 01:24:14,200 --> 01:24:15,240 Is it true? 1754 01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:17,440 You also know about it? 1755 01:24:17,760 --> 01:24:19,440 Why are you telling everyone? 1756 01:24:19,520 --> 01:24:21,000 Because, he wasn't believing it. 1757 01:24:21,200 --> 01:24:23,200 By the way, which movie it was? 1758 01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:24,240 Oh yeah. 1759 01:24:24,400 --> 01:24:27,210 - It was, it was... - Why are you hesitating? Tell me the name. 1760 01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:29,800 - Not yet named. - What? 1761 01:24:30,200 --> 01:24:31,520 What kind of name is this? 1762 01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:33,320 - He means to say it's not yet decided. - Yes. 1763 01:24:33,400 --> 01:24:35,080 - Yes. - Bakul, give me your phone. 1764 01:24:35,160 --> 01:24:37,080 - Phone? - Show him that video. 1765 01:24:37,160 --> 01:24:38,160 Which video? 1766 01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:40,360 - With Soniya. It's here. - Soniya... 1767 01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:43,120 - See this. - Mr. Hasu. 1768 01:24:44,380 --> 01:24:45,720 My God. 1769 01:24:46,150 --> 01:24:48,870 I must stop Pramila from watching this. 1770 01:24:49,480 --> 01:24:51,720 - Mr. Hasu. - He's no more. 1771 01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:54,520 - You know mother-in law. - Pramila. 1772 01:24:54,600 --> 01:24:56,920 - Yes, mother-in-law. - Tell the caterer to make me... 1773 01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:58,680 ...taste the dessert first. 1774 01:24:58,760 --> 01:24:59,960 Yes. Did you hear this? 1775 01:25:00,040 --> 01:25:02,080 You please bring the dessert and make her taste it first. 1776 01:25:02,160 --> 01:25:03,240 - Move aside. - Yes. 1777 01:25:03,320 --> 01:25:04,760 - Pramila, give me your phone. - Yes, okay. 1778 01:25:04,840 --> 01:25:05,800 - Give me your phone. - What happened? Wait. 1779 01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:07,000 I want to call the caterer. 1780 01:25:07,080 --> 01:25:08,640 I'm already talking to him. 1781 01:25:08,720 --> 01:25:10,830 - Did you hear us? - Give it to me. First, I... 1782 01:25:10,910 --> 01:25:11,760 What is it? 1783 01:25:11,840 --> 01:25:14,600 My phone is not working. He's standing outside. You just... 1784 01:25:14,680 --> 01:25:16,160 - Quiet. - But you... 1785 01:25:16,240 --> 01:25:18,400 - Wait a minute. There's a message. - No. 1786 01:25:18,480 --> 01:25:20,400 You will not see that message. No. 1787 01:25:20,480 --> 01:25:22,600 No, no, no! 1788 01:25:24,470 --> 01:25:25,960 What madness is this? 1789 01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:28,200 Sweetheart. 1790 01:25:28,920 --> 01:25:31,080 You must not read messages on old phones. 1791 01:25:31,160 --> 01:25:33,800 I've booked a new iPhone for you. 1792 01:25:33,880 --> 01:25:35,040 iphone? 1793 01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:38,680 - Give... - Wait a minute. 1794 01:25:39,800 --> 01:25:41,120 Tell me one thing. 1795 01:25:41,200 --> 01:25:44,080 Why are you wearing a waiter's uniform in this video? 1796 01:25:44,160 --> 01:25:45,080 That... 1797 01:25:45,160 --> 01:25:48,960 - Come on! - Come on! Tell us! 1798 01:25:49,560 --> 01:25:51,760 Shooting. 1799 01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:53,520 For shooting. 1800 01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:56,680 You mean you also worked in a movie with Soniya? 1801 01:25:56,760 --> 01:25:59,650 Oh my God. What was the role? 1802 01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:01,130 Guest appearance. 1803 01:26:01,210 --> 01:26:03,200 - I'll tell all my friends. - No. 1804 01:26:03,280 --> 01:26:05,120 - Why? - Don't tell them. 1805 01:26:05,200 --> 01:26:07,480 The role might get edited out. 1806 01:26:08,320 --> 01:26:10,320 I will go and help Mr. Hasu. 1807 01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:12,240 Where has he gone? 1808 01:26:12,320 --> 01:26:16,760 Tan Tan, I find it suspicious. He's lying. 1809 01:26:16,840 --> 01:26:18,640 Montu, you saw the video, right? 1810 01:26:19,320 --> 01:26:20,320 But... 1811 01:26:22,510 --> 01:26:24,470 - Vanlata... - Sister Vanlata. 1812 01:26:24,550 --> 01:26:27,590 - Happy birthday. - To you, to you! 1813 01:26:28,790 --> 01:26:30,070 Happy birthday. 1814 01:26:33,270 --> 01:26:34,510 Keep everything here. 1815 01:26:34,590 --> 01:26:37,110 - Why are you taking the plate? There's still time. - Why? 1816 01:26:37,190 --> 01:26:39,470 Go inside first. And did you bring any gift? 1817 01:26:39,550 --> 01:26:40,950 Empty handed? 1818 01:26:41,040 --> 01:26:45,130 But I've had old relations with Vanlata. 1819 01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:48,900 - I can see that... - May her soul... 1820 01:26:48,990 --> 01:26:50,590 What soul? 1821 01:26:50,660 --> 01:26:54,070 Uncle, it's her birthday party and not her funeral. 1822 01:26:54,150 --> 01:26:55,910 - Is it so? - Go and sit. 1823 01:26:55,990 --> 01:26:57,310 - Sorry. Sorry. - Okay. 1824 01:26:57,390 --> 01:26:59,350 - Where did this sample come from? - Where's Vanlata? 1825 01:26:59,430 --> 01:27:00,720 Hello, everybody! 1826 01:27:00,810 --> 01:27:02,640 Thank you so much for coming for my... 1827 01:27:02,710 --> 01:27:04,430 ...rocking grandmother's birthday. 1828 01:27:04,510 --> 01:27:08,290 And now it's time for a special song by my best friend... 1829 01:27:08,380 --> 01:27:10,120 ...Montu, the rock star. 1830 01:27:20,420 --> 01:27:21,840 Mrs. Vanlata. 1831 01:27:21,990 --> 01:27:24,390 I've composed this song specially for your birthday. 1832 01:27:24,670 --> 01:27:26,230 I hope you like it. 1833 01:27:34,950 --> 01:27:37,010 "Happy birthday, Mrs. Vanlata!" 1834 01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:38,940 "You've completed your sweet 70." 1835 01:27:39,030 --> 01:27:41,670 "You've lived your life enough already." 1836 01:27:41,750 --> 01:27:42,790 Is he possessed? 1837 01:27:42,870 --> 01:27:44,950 "Memory loss or low BP." 1838 01:27:45,030 --> 01:27:46,990 "Arthritis or diabetes." 1839 01:27:47,070 --> 01:27:50,190 "Anything can happen to you now." 1840 01:27:50,890 --> 01:27:52,870 "Enjoy your life, you have less time now." 1841 01:27:52,950 --> 01:27:54,850 "Enjoy your life, you have less time now." 1842 01:27:54,920 --> 01:27:56,850 "Enjoy your life, you have less time now." 1843 01:27:56,940 --> 01:27:59,150 "You can die soon." 1844 01:28:04,150 --> 01:28:04,880 Shut up. 1845 01:28:04,960 --> 01:28:07,230 "Happy Birthday..." 1846 01:28:07,490 --> 01:28:10,320 "...Mrs. Vanlata." 1847 01:28:10,850 --> 01:28:13,740 Yeah. Ahmedabad rocks. 1848 01:28:13,830 --> 01:28:15,440 Hey guys. You know what? 1849 01:28:15,510 --> 01:28:16,540 What were you saying? 1850 01:28:16,630 --> 01:28:17,910 - Bakul, now you go. - Me? 1851 01:28:17,990 --> 01:28:20,990 Go, I say. Don't refuse. 1852 01:28:21,150 --> 01:28:22,790 - Go. - Mr. Hasu. 1853 01:28:23,480 --> 01:28:24,420 [APPLAUSE] 1854 01:28:25,620 --> 01:28:28,390 Bakul. Bakul. Bakul. 1855 01:28:32,550 --> 01:28:34,100 Come on, sing now. 1856 01:28:34,330 --> 01:28:35,710 Hope you will sing today only. 1857 01:28:35,790 --> 01:28:36,690 Monty. 1858 01:28:42,120 --> 01:28:46,340 - There was a fat cat. She wore a sari. - What? 1859 01:28:46,420 --> 01:28:51,210 Wearing the sari she went out. She went to swim in a pond. 1860 01:28:56,420 --> 01:29:01,970 Wearing the sari she went out. She went to swim in a pond. 1861 01:29:02,050 --> 01:29:05,000 There was a crocodile in the pond. 1862 01:29:05,080 --> 01:29:07,940 The cat felt giddy. 1863 01:29:08,020 --> 01:29:13,060 - Her sari came off. - The crocodile ate the cat. 1864 01:29:14,760 --> 01:29:15,980 [INDISTINCT] 1865 01:29:26,690 --> 01:29:30,240 "There was a fat cat. She wore a sari." 1866 01:29:30,310 --> 01:29:33,940 "Wearing the sari she went out. She went to swim in a pond." 1867 01:29:41,640 --> 01:29:45,450 "Manjula was at the stop of Maninagar." 1868 01:29:45,530 --> 01:29:49,140 "It felt as if an ant was trapped in the sari." 1869 01:29:49,230 --> 01:29:52,650 "Revolve around the beat of the disco." 1870 01:29:52,730 --> 01:29:59,800 "My cat is smart. She will do Garba (Dance form) in the name of disco." 1871 01:29:59,870 --> 01:30:03,670 "She will mix tango with tradition." 1872 01:30:03,740 --> 01:30:07,560 "She will drink buttermilk in the style of liquor." 1873 01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:11,160 "That is how my cat is." 1874 01:30:11,970 --> 01:30:16,330 "A fat cat wore a long skirt and a blouse." 1875 01:30:16,420 --> 01:30:20,040 "She went out in a car. She went to do Garba." 1876 01:30:28,390 --> 01:30:31,230 - Montu. - Tan Tan, let's go. 1877 01:30:31,310 --> 01:30:33,630 - This is total madness. - What do you mean? 1878 01:30:33,710 --> 01:30:35,350 The cake hasn't been cut yet. 1879 01:30:35,660 --> 01:30:37,660 I don't want to eat any cake. Okay? 1880 01:30:37,970 --> 01:30:40,190 Alright. Then you can go. 1881 01:30:41,240 --> 01:30:43,030 Alright. Fine. 1882 01:30:48,340 --> 01:30:51,860 Happy birthday to you. 1883 01:30:51,950 --> 01:30:53,270 Yes! 1884 01:30:53,540 --> 01:30:55,420 Give her first. 1885 01:30:56,030 --> 01:30:58,700 - Everyone enjoyed the party? - Yes. 1886 01:30:58,790 --> 01:31:00,850 - So, I have an announcement. - What? 1887 01:31:00,930 --> 01:31:03,110 This time, our society's Navraatri's (Hindu festival)... 1888 01:31:03,190 --> 01:31:08,550 ...chief guest will be film star Soniya Kapoor. 1889 01:31:10,090 --> 01:31:11,070 Yes... 1890 01:31:11,150 --> 01:31:13,150 - Soniya Kapoor? - And listen. 1891 01:31:13,230 --> 01:31:17,270 Soniya Kapoor is Bakul's girlfriend. 1892 01:31:17,620 --> 01:31:19,980 Soniya Kapoor. 1893 01:31:20,070 --> 01:31:22,390 Grandfather, that's Bakul and not Soniya. 1894 01:31:33,010 --> 01:31:34,510 - Hey Jagla. - Yes. 1895 01:31:34,590 --> 01:31:36,630 You know the film star Soniya Kapoor? 1896 01:31:36,710 --> 01:31:39,860 - Yes. - She's Bakul Booch's girlfriend. 1897 01:31:39,900 --> 01:31:40,790 Is it? 1898 01:31:40,870 --> 01:31:43,670 Tell all your customers. Okay? 1899 01:31:43,750 --> 01:31:48,750 Bakul brother. When will you give us free passes of Soniya's film? 1900 01:32:02,090 --> 01:32:06,080 Film star Soniya Kapoor has good relations with him. 1901 01:32:06,160 --> 01:32:09,220 We will definitely bring her to your shop, this Dussera (Hindu festival). 1902 01:32:09,310 --> 01:32:10,950 - What? - Right? Right? 1903 01:32:11,030 --> 01:32:14,670 - See. He said yes. Now give me 50% discount. - Yes... 1904 01:32:14,750 --> 01:32:18,030 Today Pramila showed me Bakul and Soniya's video. 1905 01:32:18,110 --> 01:32:22,070 She is grabbing people to show that video. 1906 01:32:22,100 --> 01:32:24,220 As if she herself is the heroine. 1907 01:32:24,270 --> 01:32:26,150 ON RADIO: Good morning, Ahmedabad. 1908 01:32:26,260 --> 01:32:28,620 We've heard that a simple Ahmedabad guy... 1909 01:32:28,670 --> 01:32:30,950 ...is romancing Soniya Kapoor. 1910 01:32:30,980 --> 01:32:32,240 Wow, Mr. Gujrat! 1911 01:32:32,300 --> 01:32:34,930 Soniya Kapoor is in love with a guy from our neighbourhood. 1912 01:32:34,980 --> 01:32:36,300 What are you saying? He's from our neighbourhood? 1913 01:32:36,340 --> 01:32:38,620 You would know only if you looked up from Facebook sometime! 1914 01:32:38,740 --> 01:32:40,840 - What's lacking in us? - Leave it. 1915 01:32:40,890 --> 01:32:42,170 Order something now. 1916 01:32:44,090 --> 01:32:46,300 [PHONE DIALPAD TONE] 1917 01:32:50,910 --> 01:32:52,100 [PHONE RINGING] 1918 01:32:56,070 --> 01:32:57,590 Who's bugging me at midnight? 1919 01:32:57,670 --> 01:33:01,470 - Chhote. - Sorry, boss. Order me. 1920 01:33:01,550 --> 01:33:03,110 What's this, I've heard? 1921 01:33:03,470 --> 01:33:06,470 Soniya is having an affair with an Ahmedabad guy? 1922 01:33:06,550 --> 01:33:09,510 What? An Ahmedabad guy? 1923 01:33:10,310 --> 01:33:11,230 No, no! 1924 01:33:11,310 --> 01:33:14,950 Boss, don't worry. I'll find him now. 1925 01:33:15,030 --> 01:33:17,870 And his every detail. 1926 01:33:18,720 --> 01:33:20,110 Yes, boss. 1927 01:33:23,980 --> 01:33:26,070 Hey, Bakul brother, where are you off to? 1928 01:33:26,160 --> 01:33:27,080 Good morning. 1929 01:33:27,150 --> 01:33:29,550 Take a look. Take a look. Where are you going? 1930 01:33:29,640 --> 01:33:31,080 Where are you going? Take a look. 1931 01:33:33,880 --> 01:33:36,120 - Did you draw this? - My son has made it. 1932 01:33:36,200 --> 01:33:38,800 He's just 6 years old. He said, "Show this to uncle Bakul." 1933 01:33:38,880 --> 01:33:40,120 He will be very happy. 1934 01:33:41,040 --> 01:33:43,720 - He's just like you. - He's just like my neighbour. 1935 01:33:43,800 --> 01:33:45,400 - What? - No, I mean he is a painter... 1936 01:33:45,480 --> 01:33:46,680 ...and even my son is a painter. 1937 01:33:46,760 --> 01:33:49,280 - Please, leave it. - An autograph please. 1938 01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:54,600 No, not yours. Soniya Kapoor's. 1939 01:33:54,840 --> 01:33:56,920 You must be meeting her daily. 1940 01:33:57,000 --> 01:33:58,400 Bakul, let's take a selfie. 1941 01:33:58,520 --> 01:34:00,240 - Hey let me go. I don't want to take a selfie. - Hey. 1942 01:34:00,320 --> 01:34:01,840 Let me live peacefully. You're getting on my nerves. 1943 01:34:01,920 --> 01:34:04,920 KP's party turned out very expensive to me. 1944 01:34:05,620 --> 01:34:08,210 I wish I can get rid of this Laila. 1945 01:34:11,520 --> 01:34:12,280 Hey... 1946 01:34:13,120 --> 01:34:14,400 What's this, Mr. Hasu? 1947 01:34:14,680 --> 01:34:19,120 - It's a newspaper, son. - Take a look at this photograph. 1948 01:34:20,200 --> 01:34:21,720 Wow. 1949 01:34:21,920 --> 01:34:26,440 Film star Soniya Kapoor posing in deep thought. 1950 01:34:26,520 --> 01:34:28,720 Come on, you're holding the newspaper in wrong direction. 1951 01:34:28,800 --> 01:34:29,920 Oh my God. 1952 01:34:30,000 --> 01:34:31,880 And read the headline. 1953 01:34:32,160 --> 01:34:33,520 You read it for me. 1954 01:34:35,360 --> 01:34:38,360 Super star Soniya Kapoor's Ahmedabad connection. 1955 01:34:38,640 --> 01:34:41,080 Bollywood star Soniya Kapoor has an affair... 1956 01:34:41,160 --> 01:34:43,800 ...with a simple Ahmedabad guy. 1957 01:34:43,880 --> 01:34:45,560 I'm tired of all this now. 1958 01:34:45,720 --> 01:34:47,120 Why are you scared? 1959 01:34:47,200 --> 01:34:48,880 Your name is not mentioned anywhere in this. 1960 01:34:48,960 --> 01:34:51,120 The Ahmedabad guy can be anyone. 1961 01:34:51,320 --> 01:34:53,960 Mr. Hasu, the matter is out of hand now. 1962 01:34:54,040 --> 01:34:56,120 Everyone knows that the Ahmedabad guy is me. 1963 01:34:56,200 --> 01:34:58,080 Our staff wants me to bring... 1964 01:34:58,160 --> 01:35:00,000 ...Soniya Kapoor's autograph. 1965 01:35:00,080 --> 01:35:01,840 My community people want to honour me... 1966 01:35:01,920 --> 01:35:03,720 ...and Soniya Kapoor. 1967 01:35:03,960 --> 01:35:05,920 And my colony kids see me and... 1968 01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:09,440 ...do this cabaret dance. 1969 01:35:10,280 --> 01:35:13,880 All this has happened because of my over excited wife. 1970 01:35:14,160 --> 01:35:16,240 She instantly declared... 1971 01:35:16,450 --> 01:35:19,530 ...that Bakul will bring Soniya Kapoor in Navratri. 1972 01:35:19,840 --> 01:35:21,120 She can say that. 1973 01:35:21,200 --> 01:35:22,560 She has a mental illness. 1974 01:35:23,560 --> 01:35:27,120 But Mr. Hasu, end this drama now. 1975 01:35:27,200 --> 01:35:29,400 Otherwise, we will be in a big mess. 1976 01:35:29,480 --> 01:35:31,170 I'm scared now. 1977 01:35:31,260 --> 01:35:32,930 Don't get scared unnecessarily... 1978 01:35:33,000 --> 01:35:34,320 ...and don't scare me too. 1979 01:35:34,400 --> 01:35:38,720 Listen to me, Bakul. Always remember one rule. 1980 01:35:38,810 --> 01:35:41,330 When people are gossiping about you. 1981 01:35:41,400 --> 01:35:45,320 You're always the last one to know it. 1982 01:35:45,680 --> 01:35:49,000 This matter will not reach Soniya. 1983 01:35:49,680 --> 01:35:52,520 And once you get married to Tanisha... 1984 01:35:52,600 --> 01:35:55,000 ...it'll completely cool down. 1985 01:35:57,560 --> 01:35:58,680 What? 1986 01:35:59,320 --> 01:36:00,320 No. 1987 01:36:00,400 --> 01:36:04,880 No, Mr. Hasu. I don't want to marry her with a lie. 1988 01:36:05,080 --> 01:36:07,400 I, I will not deceive Tanisha. 1989 01:36:07,520 --> 01:36:09,000 Well said. 1990 01:36:09,320 --> 01:36:12,410 Your truth will make you win. 1991 01:36:12,600 --> 01:36:14,200 And you're not deceiving Tanisha... 1992 01:36:14,280 --> 01:36:17,240 ...but that idiot Montu is. 1993 01:36:17,520 --> 01:36:19,760 You have to save Tanisha. 1994 01:36:20,200 --> 01:36:24,040 Bakul, reveal your feelings to Tanisha. 1995 01:36:24,520 --> 01:36:27,520 Only then your emotions find manifestation. 1996 01:36:27,800 --> 01:36:30,320 And you will get a confirmation of your affection. 1997 01:36:31,040 --> 01:36:33,280 Don't use such heavy words. 1998 01:36:34,760 --> 01:36:38,200 See, something is wrong between Tanisha and Montu. 1999 01:36:38,530 --> 01:36:40,800 Before that creep makes another move... 2000 01:36:40,880 --> 01:36:43,880 ...you go and meet Tanisha immediately. 2001 01:36:43,960 --> 01:36:44,920 Yes. 2002 01:36:45,000 --> 01:36:46,080 - But I feel... - What? 2003 01:36:46,160 --> 01:36:47,430 You come too. 2004 01:36:47,560 --> 01:36:48,630 [GASPS] 2005 01:36:49,520 --> 01:36:52,680 I can't come. I have to send some money. 2006 01:36:52,920 --> 01:36:53,720 To whom? 2007 01:36:54,080 --> 01:36:55,290 To the NGO lady. 2008 01:36:57,720 --> 01:36:59,120 There's an emergency case. 2009 01:36:59,880 --> 01:37:01,600 It's a question of life and death. 2010 01:37:02,630 --> 01:37:03,610 Mr. Hasu. 2011 01:37:03,680 --> 01:37:06,800 Mr. Hasu, you do so much of charity. 2012 01:37:06,880 --> 01:37:09,200 No one knows this side of yours. 2013 01:37:09,280 --> 01:37:10,520 That's good. 2014 01:37:10,600 --> 01:37:13,240 And you also don't tell it to anyone. 2015 01:37:13,320 --> 01:37:14,280 Okay. 2016 01:37:14,360 --> 01:37:15,640 'Generous Karna.' 2017 01:37:15,720 --> 01:37:18,350 - 'Generous Karna.' Go now. - Yes. 2018 01:37:24,870 --> 01:37:25,690 'Sparrow!' 2019 01:37:25,740 --> 01:37:26,660 [LAUGHS] 2020 01:37:31,880 --> 01:37:32,880 Hey, Shah Rukh. 2021 01:37:32,960 --> 01:37:33,760 Is Shah Rukh Khan here? 2022 01:37:33,840 --> 01:37:36,560 I'm talking to you. You'll live long. 2023 01:37:36,730 --> 01:37:40,690 Wow, flowers. For whom? Tell me, tell me... 2024 01:37:40,840 --> 01:37:43,640 - For grandmother. - Hey, Bakul is here. 2025 01:37:43,740 --> 01:37:46,400 - Bakul. - Bakul. 2026 01:37:46,560 --> 01:37:48,760 - We were going to come and pick you up. - Really? 2027 01:37:48,840 --> 01:37:51,440 - Me? - Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Bakul. 2028 01:37:52,240 --> 01:37:54,000 We're getting late. Come on, everyone. 2029 01:37:54,080 --> 01:37:55,720 - Yes, let's go. - But where are we going? 2030 01:37:55,800 --> 01:37:59,600 Oh my, don't play dumb. I know everything. 2031 01:37:59,680 --> 01:38:01,320 Come on, we're getting late. 2032 01:38:01,400 --> 01:38:02,880 Come, get into the car. Come on. 2033 01:38:02,960 --> 01:38:04,240 Yes, but, but... 2034 01:38:04,320 --> 01:38:05,920 Where are you all taking me? 2035 01:38:06,000 --> 01:38:08,360 To Soniya's shoot. 2036 01:38:11,880 --> 01:38:13,560 I need to go. 2037 01:38:14,160 --> 01:38:16,160 I have to go to the temple. 2038 01:38:16,240 --> 01:38:19,360 Don't make excuses. You must introduce me to Soniya. 2039 01:38:19,920 --> 01:38:23,080 But I think we should take Mr. Hasu along too. 2040 01:38:23,280 --> 01:38:26,360 Let him also see how this story unfolds. 2041 01:38:26,920 --> 01:38:28,680 Come on, let's go. 2042 01:38:28,760 --> 01:38:31,320 - Let's go. - 'Hail Goddess Ambika.' 2043 01:38:32,630 --> 01:38:33,370 Nice... 2044 01:38:34,160 --> 01:38:36,490 'My daughter looks beautiful.' 2045 01:38:36,680 --> 01:38:38,280 'Today we will meet Soniya.' 2046 01:38:44,640 --> 01:38:47,280 - Tan Tan, please. - Come on. 2047 01:38:47,360 --> 01:38:48,960 Father, come fast. 2048 01:38:50,610 --> 01:38:52,680 Move ahead. Helping me? Move it. 2049 01:38:52,760 --> 01:38:54,560 - Excuse me. - Excused. 2050 01:38:54,640 --> 01:38:58,680 Come on. As they say, every dog has his day. 2051 01:38:59,240 --> 01:39:00,920 Today's yours, right? 2052 01:39:01,280 --> 01:39:03,280 Come on. Let's go. 2053 01:39:03,950 --> 01:39:06,290 - I will see you, uncle. - See you. 2054 01:39:06,770 --> 01:39:09,320 - Hey... - Come on. Get out. 2055 01:39:09,400 --> 01:39:11,920 - No. - You can't do that. You must come. 2056 01:39:12,400 --> 01:39:14,680 Your true colours have been revealed today. 2057 01:39:15,280 --> 01:39:18,890 - I can tolerate everything except betrayal. - Cut it. 2058 01:39:20,200 --> 01:39:23,030 - How was that, sir? - Hollywood, Soniya. 2059 01:39:24,040 --> 01:39:25,280 Soniya. 2060 01:39:26,320 --> 01:39:28,000 Oh my God! Look at her. 2061 01:39:28,080 --> 01:39:31,640 Bakul, have courage. God will help you. 2062 01:39:31,720 --> 01:39:33,080 I will die today. 2063 01:39:33,520 --> 01:39:36,220 And please, don't meet me in heaven. 2064 01:39:36,520 --> 01:39:38,540 Look, child. Remember one rule. 2065 01:39:41,400 --> 01:39:44,120 Bakul, introduce me to Soniya, please. 2066 01:39:44,200 --> 01:39:45,480 Come on. 2067 01:39:46,080 --> 01:39:46,880 What happened? 2068 01:39:46,960 --> 01:39:50,000 He's remembering their memories. 2069 01:39:50,080 --> 01:39:53,800 No, no. Bakul, you go and meet Soniya first. 2070 01:39:53,880 --> 01:39:56,040 - We will come later. - Yes. 2071 01:39:56,120 --> 01:39:57,440 Mr. Hasu, you go and meet her first. 2072 01:39:57,520 --> 01:39:58,880 No, he will stay here. 2073 01:39:58,960 --> 01:40:00,680 I think he is nervous. 2074 01:40:00,760 --> 01:40:02,720 - I'll go with him. - Okay. 2075 01:40:02,800 --> 01:40:05,320 - Let's go. - Moral support, aunty. 2076 01:40:05,400 --> 01:40:06,680 Moral support. 2077 01:40:06,760 --> 01:40:09,520 What? Your lying has caused this... 2078 01:40:10,530 --> 01:40:11,840 Hello, Ms. Soniya. 2079 01:40:11,920 --> 01:40:13,280 Did you recognise? 2080 01:40:13,360 --> 01:40:16,080 Tan Tan, now the fun begins. 2081 01:40:16,400 --> 01:40:18,880 - Doctor. - Good memory. 2082 01:40:18,960 --> 01:40:20,680 Your blind fan. 2083 01:40:20,760 --> 01:40:22,240 - Vhala. - Vhala. 2084 01:40:22,280 --> 01:40:23,690 How are you?! 2085 01:40:26,050 --> 01:40:27,210 What? 2086 01:40:28,960 --> 01:40:30,960 It was true. It was true. 2087 01:40:31,040 --> 01:40:32,600 Why is he crying? 2088 01:40:32,680 --> 01:40:34,120 He is worked up. 2089 01:40:34,200 --> 01:40:36,200 I mean he has become aroused. 2090 01:40:36,280 --> 01:40:38,320 - I mean emotional. - Oh. 2091 01:40:38,840 --> 01:40:41,490 He keeps showing your video to everyone. 2092 01:40:41,560 --> 01:40:44,840 Okay, look. Those people standing there are... 2093 01:40:44,920 --> 01:40:48,360 ...my other patients from the 'Make-A-Wish' foundation. 2094 01:40:48,440 --> 01:40:50,560 - Okay. - They've all got a 'magaj' related illness. 2095 01:40:50,640 --> 01:40:51,880 'Magaj'? 2096 01:40:52,350 --> 01:40:53,960 You don't use 'magaj'? 2097 01:40:54,040 --> 01:40:56,300 - It's a brain problem. - Oh. 2098 01:40:56,390 --> 01:40:57,690 They all lost it after... 2099 01:40:57,760 --> 01:40:59,520 ...watching your films repeatedly. 2100 01:40:59,800 --> 01:41:02,120 The woman in the middle is totally mad. 2101 01:41:02,200 --> 01:41:03,600 They want to meet you. Shall I call them? 2102 01:41:03,680 --> 01:41:05,200 Yeah. Please, come. 2103 01:41:05,280 --> 01:41:07,280 - They're calling us. - Come. 2104 01:41:07,360 --> 01:41:08,680 Let's go. 2105 01:41:09,440 --> 01:41:11,880 Soniya. What do I do? 2106 01:41:11,960 --> 01:41:14,080 Up and down, up and down. 2107 01:41:14,160 --> 01:41:16,360 My God, her skin is so soft. 2108 01:41:16,760 --> 01:41:19,560 Oh my God. Ms. Soniya. 2109 01:41:19,640 --> 01:41:22,320 Bakul, you've made my day. 2110 01:41:22,400 --> 01:41:23,440 Just a minute. 2111 01:41:23,520 --> 01:41:27,600 - Soniya, take this snake. - What? Snake? 2112 01:41:27,680 --> 01:41:30,280 - Gujarati breakfast. Handva. - Snacks! 2113 01:41:30,360 --> 01:41:33,300 - Ms. Soniya, I'm Tanisha. I'm a huge fan of yours. - Hi! 2114 01:41:33,390 --> 01:41:35,930 Excuse me, Soniya. Do you know him? 2115 01:41:36,000 --> 01:41:37,120 Yes, of course. 2116 01:41:37,200 --> 01:41:38,680 Ms. Soniya, selfish. 2117 01:41:38,740 --> 01:41:40,120 Selfish? 2118 01:41:40,180 --> 01:41:41,540 - Selfie. - A photo. 2119 01:41:41,600 --> 01:41:44,640 - Oh yes, selfie. - Come on. Move away. 2120 01:41:44,720 --> 01:41:46,400 Bakul, take our picture. 2121 01:41:47,320 --> 01:41:49,640 But how will he take it? He's blind. 2122 01:41:49,720 --> 01:41:50,560 Blind? 2123 01:41:51,520 --> 01:41:53,840 She means that he's blind in love. 2124 01:41:53,920 --> 01:41:55,840 I know. I know. 2125 01:41:55,920 --> 01:41:57,640 Try, try taking it. 2126 01:41:57,720 --> 01:42:00,400 He will click it using his sixth sense. Okay. 2127 01:42:00,480 --> 01:42:03,320 Excuse me. I want to know something... 2128 01:42:03,560 --> 01:42:06,080 ...about your relationship with him. 2129 01:42:06,720 --> 01:42:08,840 Our first meeting was a memorable one. 2130 01:42:08,920 --> 01:42:13,280 Naughty. You were riding a camel and then fell down. 2131 01:42:13,360 --> 01:42:15,380 Last stage. 2132 01:42:16,600 --> 01:42:18,400 But where and when did you meet him? 2133 01:42:18,600 --> 01:42:20,130 And how? I mean... 2134 01:42:20,200 --> 01:42:21,120 Excuse me. 2135 01:42:21,200 --> 01:42:23,080 Why are you asking so many questions? 2136 01:42:23,230 --> 01:42:24,290 By the way, who are you? 2137 01:42:24,360 --> 01:42:26,840 He's Montu. You know him, don't you? 2138 01:42:27,240 --> 01:42:29,190 No, I'm sorry. I don't know him. 2139 01:42:30,160 --> 01:42:32,080 Excuse me. My shot is ready. Okay? 2140 01:42:32,450 --> 01:42:34,040 Bye, Vhala. 2141 01:42:34,960 --> 01:42:36,160 Vhala! 2142 01:42:39,760 --> 01:42:42,160 Come on, Vhala. Let's go. 2143 01:42:45,660 --> 01:42:47,250 Who's this in the frame? 2144 01:42:47,320 --> 01:42:50,640 - Did you see my delivery? - What? 2145 01:42:50,720 --> 01:42:52,400 Dialogue delivery. 2146 01:42:52,480 --> 01:42:55,200 I'm pregnant with your child. 2147 01:42:55,280 --> 01:42:57,840 Aunty, let me do my job. Please. 2148 01:42:57,920 --> 01:42:59,200 So do it... 2149 01:43:01,080 --> 01:43:01,930 Idiot. 2150 01:43:02,240 --> 01:43:04,920 Seriously. She's so sweet. 2151 01:43:05,000 --> 01:43:06,150 - The director loved me. - Wow. 2152 01:43:06,230 --> 01:43:07,280 Tanisha. 2153 01:43:07,360 --> 01:43:08,880 Wow. 2154 01:43:08,960 --> 01:43:10,920 Everything's a fraud. Your father... 2155 01:43:11,000 --> 01:43:12,480 And that Bakul is definitely a fraud. 2156 01:43:12,560 --> 01:43:15,270 You're a fraud. Soniya didn't even recognise you. 2157 01:43:15,600 --> 01:43:16,720 You're useless. 2158 01:43:16,800 --> 01:43:18,120 I needlessly wasted my time on you. 2159 01:43:18,200 --> 01:43:19,400 - Hey. - Hey... 2160 01:43:19,480 --> 01:43:20,520 Hey, leave her hand. 2161 01:43:20,600 --> 01:43:22,560 - What? - Leave her hand. 2162 01:43:23,360 --> 01:43:25,160 And talk to me if you want. 2163 01:43:25,240 --> 01:43:26,920 Don't say a word to Tanisha. 2164 01:43:27,360 --> 01:43:29,570 Talk to her respectfully. 2165 01:43:30,760 --> 01:43:31,960 Let's go, Tanisha. 2166 01:43:32,850 --> 01:43:34,400 Well done, Bakul. 2167 01:43:35,520 --> 01:43:37,160 Hey. Now, do one thing. 2168 01:43:37,240 --> 01:43:39,360 Go out from here, take a left. 2169 01:43:39,440 --> 01:43:41,700 There's a highway straight to Mumbai. 2170 01:43:42,000 --> 01:43:44,280 And don't ever come to Ahmedabad again. Okay? 2171 01:43:44,360 --> 01:43:45,720 Mind it. 2172 01:43:50,770 --> 01:43:52,780 [PHONE DIALPAD TONE] 2173 01:43:55,200 --> 01:43:56,160 Yes. 2174 01:43:56,240 --> 01:43:57,920 I've found out the details of that Romeo. 2175 01:43:58,490 --> 01:43:59,730 Give the phone to Boss. 2176 01:44:01,140 --> 01:44:02,380 [THUDDING] [GROANS] 2177 01:44:02,430 --> 01:44:04,380 No. No. Let me go. 2178 01:44:05,000 --> 01:44:07,160 Let me go, please. It's hurting me. 2179 01:44:08,120 --> 01:44:11,000 For the smallest mistake, big brother gives the biggest punishment. 2180 01:44:13,040 --> 01:44:15,360 And you've committed the biggest mistake... 2181 01:44:15,440 --> 01:44:17,520 ...by kissing Soniya in your film. 2182 01:44:17,600 --> 01:44:19,180 Give me a chance, boss. 2183 01:44:19,270 --> 01:44:22,170 Call Soniya, I will take back my kiss. 2184 01:44:22,240 --> 01:44:23,280 - Take him away. - Brother... 2185 01:44:23,360 --> 01:44:25,240 I didn't do anything. Please, let me go. 2186 01:44:25,320 --> 01:44:26,640 No, no! 2187 01:44:27,250 --> 01:44:28,570 Brother, let me go. 2188 01:44:28,640 --> 01:44:30,720 Brother, Chhote's on line. Urgent. 2189 01:44:30,800 --> 01:44:34,920 - Tell me. - Brother, I just saw Soniya with her lover. 2190 01:44:35,000 --> 01:44:35,900 - Brother. - What? 2191 01:44:35,980 --> 01:44:37,800 Let me go. I didn't do anything intentionally. 2192 01:44:37,880 --> 01:44:39,400 - Let me go. - Hey, make him quiet. 2193 01:44:39,500 --> 01:44:41,510 [MAN SCREAMING] 2194 01:44:42,280 --> 01:44:44,130 Chhote, I'm coming to Ahmedabad. 2195 01:44:48,650 --> 01:44:50,570 Bade brother, welcome to Ahmedabad. 2196 01:44:50,630 --> 01:44:53,030 Move. Where's Soniya? 2197 01:44:53,460 --> 01:44:54,990 I've made her sit in the room. 2198 01:44:57,590 --> 01:44:59,150 Bade, what the hell is this? 2199 01:44:59,230 --> 01:45:01,110 Your man is not allowing me to go out. 2200 01:45:01,190 --> 01:45:03,230 - That's my order. - Why? 2201 01:45:03,470 --> 01:45:06,040 You know well enough that for the smallest mistake, Bade... 2202 01:45:06,130 --> 01:45:07,640 ...gives the biggest punishment. 2203 01:45:09,430 --> 01:45:11,110 - Who's Bakul? - I don't know any Bakul. 2204 01:45:11,190 --> 01:45:14,460 Liar. I know you're having an affair with Bakul. 2205 01:45:15,110 --> 01:45:16,030 What? 2206 01:45:16,110 --> 01:45:18,470 Tell me one thing. What does that Gujarati boy have... 2207 01:45:18,550 --> 01:45:19,870 ...that I don't? 2208 01:45:20,350 --> 01:45:22,790 Even I know Gujarati. Let me tell you. 2209 01:45:22,870 --> 01:45:25,030 I've come from Daman and settled in Dubai. 2210 01:45:25,310 --> 01:45:26,830 Bade, you always doubt me. 2211 01:45:26,910 --> 01:45:30,350 Know one thing. I've made your career. 2212 01:45:30,590 --> 01:45:33,310 And I can also end it. You mind it. 2213 01:45:34,070 --> 01:45:35,750 I'm tired of your threats. 2214 01:45:35,830 --> 01:45:37,230 I'm asking you one last time... 2215 01:45:38,190 --> 01:45:40,790 Are you having an affair with Bakul or not? 2216 01:45:41,790 --> 01:45:44,030 - Yes, I am. - What? 2217 01:45:44,110 --> 01:45:46,430 I am having affair with Bakul. Do what you want. 2218 01:45:46,510 --> 01:45:47,590 - I don't care anymore. - Listen. 2219 01:45:47,670 --> 01:45:48,610 Just go. 2220 01:45:50,030 --> 01:45:51,310 That damn guy... 2221 01:45:52,150 --> 01:45:54,550 - Chhote. - Brother, control. Control. 2222 01:45:55,070 --> 01:45:58,070 You've always had a bad luck in love. 2223 01:45:58,300 --> 01:46:00,840 Your earlier one had also betrayed you. 2224 01:46:00,910 --> 01:46:02,710 Don't take her name. 2225 01:46:02,790 --> 01:46:04,790 No, I will not. I will not take it, brother. 2226 01:46:05,050 --> 01:46:06,570 I want Bakul. 2227 01:46:07,190 --> 01:46:09,270 Bring him anyhow, or else... 2228 01:46:09,350 --> 01:46:11,510 No, brother. He will come. Bakul will come. 2229 01:46:11,590 --> 01:46:12,710 Just think that he has already come. 2230 01:46:12,790 --> 01:46:14,030 Out. Out. 2231 01:46:18,950 --> 01:46:20,710 Gujjubhai isn't taking my call. 2232 01:46:22,190 --> 01:46:24,470 Looks like I must go to his house. 2233 01:46:24,990 --> 01:46:26,750 To remind him what I'm capable of. 2234 01:46:26,830 --> 01:46:27,950 Try and remember... 2235 01:46:28,030 --> 01:46:29,830 Two people had come to meet Soniya Kapoor. 2236 01:46:29,910 --> 01:46:32,270 One of them was wearing an outfit just like yours. 2237 01:46:32,870 --> 01:46:34,230 It was my outfit only. 2238 01:46:34,510 --> 01:46:35,480 What? 2239 01:46:36,510 --> 01:46:37,870 They made me unconscious... 2240 01:46:37,950 --> 01:46:39,670 ...and took my clothes. 2241 01:46:41,430 --> 01:46:43,870 Now this is the straw that'll break the camel's back! 2242 01:46:45,000 --> 01:46:49,910 Son, our camel story has worked! 2243 01:46:51,350 --> 01:46:53,670 And from zero, you've become a hero! 2244 01:46:54,140 --> 01:46:57,160 I tell you. Go to Tanisha's room now. 2245 01:46:57,330 --> 01:46:59,430 And propose to her for marriage. 2246 01:47:00,070 --> 01:47:02,630 Mr. Hasu, I'm scared. 2247 01:47:03,070 --> 01:47:04,110 I'm there. 2248 01:47:04,190 --> 01:47:05,430 That's why I'm scared. 2249 01:47:05,510 --> 01:47:09,830 Idiot. Give her this bouquet. Hold your heart. 2250 01:47:09,860 --> 01:47:15,060 And ask her, "Tanu, will you marry me?" 2251 01:47:15,310 --> 01:47:16,190 Now, say. 2252 01:47:18,550 --> 01:47:20,950 Tanu, will you marry me? 2253 01:47:21,350 --> 01:47:22,240 Is it correct? 2254 01:47:22,300 --> 01:47:23,220 - No. - Why? 2255 01:47:23,470 --> 01:47:26,470 - The heart's on your left side, idiot. - Oh, sorry. 2256 01:47:26,950 --> 01:47:28,670 - Go. - Yes. 2257 01:47:29,390 --> 01:47:32,270 - All the best. - Thank you. 2258 01:47:32,350 --> 01:47:34,630 Tanu, will you marry me? 2259 01:47:34,830 --> 01:47:38,070 Don't talk about Montu. He's such a liar. 2260 01:47:38,350 --> 01:47:39,670 I just hate him. 2261 01:47:40,390 --> 01:47:42,870 No, Soniya doesn't even know him. 2262 01:47:49,720 --> 01:47:51,600 Bakul is such a sweet guy. 2263 01:47:52,510 --> 01:47:54,550 No, nothing like that. 2264 01:47:55,230 --> 01:47:56,710 But I think he likes me. 2265 01:48:02,230 --> 01:48:06,070 [GROANING] 2266 01:48:07,730 --> 01:48:08,640 Come on. 2267 01:48:09,080 --> 01:48:09,910 [CREAKING] 2268 01:48:09,950 --> 01:48:10,950 Hey, the gate has opened. 2269 01:48:11,030 --> 01:48:12,270 Come on, everyone. 2270 01:48:12,970 --> 01:48:14,090 Come on. 2271 01:48:23,800 --> 01:48:24,880 What are you doing at my house? 2272 01:48:24,950 --> 01:48:26,950 - I've come to see your wife. - Are you nuts? 2273 01:48:27,030 --> 01:48:29,510 In Gujaratis, it's forbidden to meet the wife. 2274 01:48:29,590 --> 01:48:30,830 - Hasu. - Yes, mother. 2275 01:48:30,910 --> 01:48:34,150 - Who's it? - It's a lizard. Mother! Lizard! Go away! 2276 01:48:34,230 --> 01:48:35,990 Please go away. 2277 01:48:36,560 --> 01:48:39,760 Oh my God, a big lizard is here. 2278 01:48:39,830 --> 01:48:41,630 Come on, get inside. 2279 01:48:44,270 --> 01:48:47,030 - Come on, hurry up. - Mr. Hasu... 2280 01:48:49,010 --> 01:48:50,110 [PHONE RINGING] 2281 01:48:51,110 --> 01:48:54,190 - Hello. - Sir, there's a big conspiracy being hatched here. 2282 01:48:54,270 --> 01:48:57,990 Gandhi's 2-3 wives are visiting him frequently. 2283 01:48:58,070 --> 01:49:00,630 Loud screams are being heard from the bungalow here. 2284 01:49:00,710 --> 01:49:02,590 Someone is climbing up the pipe. 2285 01:49:02,670 --> 01:49:05,630 Some suspicious people have entered the bungalow. 2286 01:49:05,710 --> 01:49:07,310 We've just received an information... 2287 01:49:07,390 --> 01:49:09,830 ...that the notorious Dubai based don, Mr. Bade has come to Ahmedabad. 2288 01:49:10,350 --> 01:49:12,390 And these seem like his accomplices. 2289 01:49:12,470 --> 01:49:14,070 - Give me your hand. - Yes. 2290 01:49:16,870 --> 01:49:17,990 - Kallu! Billu. - Yes brother. 2291 01:49:18,070 --> 01:49:19,600 Don't make a mistake. 2292 01:49:19,860 --> 01:49:22,600 And when I call, just turn off the main switch. 2293 01:49:22,670 --> 01:49:24,830 - Okay. - Understood? Now, give this cloth and rope. 2294 01:49:25,510 --> 01:49:26,570 - Best of luck. - Best of luck. 2295 01:49:26,620 --> 01:49:27,740 You! 2296 01:49:30,750 --> 01:49:32,550 You will give me a heart attack. 2297 01:49:32,790 --> 01:49:34,870 Mr. Hasu, just give me my money. I'll go. 2298 01:49:34,950 --> 01:49:37,190 Why are you after the money? 2299 01:49:37,270 --> 01:49:40,190 - Mr. Hasu. - Don't you have any pity? 2300 01:49:40,270 --> 01:49:41,990 You've made my life hell. Wait. 2301 01:49:46,630 --> 01:49:48,110 - Take this. - This? 2302 01:49:48,190 --> 01:49:48,870 Go. 2303 01:49:48,950 --> 01:49:50,510 But this isn't enough. 2304 01:49:52,750 --> 01:49:54,390 There's a bank strike. [DOOR KNOCK] 2305 01:49:54,430 --> 01:49:58,510 I'm dead! My wife's knocking the door! Do this. 2306 01:49:58,590 --> 01:50:00,710 Jump off the balcony. 2307 01:50:01,190 --> 01:50:02,800 Hasu! 2308 01:50:03,190 --> 01:50:04,910 Are you listening to me? 2309 01:50:06,510 --> 01:50:08,390 Here, go below the bed. 2310 01:50:08,470 --> 01:50:10,550 - Here? - Damn it! 2311 01:50:10,630 --> 01:50:14,910 These Gujarati women always dump all their old trash below the bed. 2312 01:50:14,990 --> 01:50:16,950 And my Mother-in-law also... 2313 01:50:17,030 --> 01:50:19,700 - Damn! Why am I talking about her now? - Hasu. 2314 01:50:20,070 --> 01:50:23,060 Get in. Get in the cupboard. 2315 01:50:23,150 --> 01:50:24,100 Here? 2316 01:50:24,170 --> 01:50:24,960 But listen to me. 2317 01:50:25,050 --> 01:50:27,800 Nothing doing. She will listen! Go inside! 2318 01:50:27,870 --> 01:50:29,270 But listen to me. 2319 01:50:29,350 --> 01:50:30,350 Tanisha? 2320 01:50:32,670 --> 01:50:33,710 Tanisha? 2321 01:50:38,310 --> 01:50:41,630 - Hey, sweetheart. Your party's over? - Yes. 2322 01:50:42,190 --> 01:50:43,870 Why weren't you opening the door? 2323 01:50:44,960 --> 01:50:46,550 I was doing yoga. 2324 01:50:47,510 --> 01:50:48,110 [PHONE VIBRATING] 2325 01:50:50,030 --> 01:50:51,550 Idiot, check your phone. 2326 01:50:51,750 --> 01:50:54,720 - Come, let's go to sleep. - But I want to change. 2327 01:50:54,790 --> 01:50:57,750 No, don't change. You look so adorable. 2328 01:50:57,830 --> 01:50:59,790 - Adorable? And me? - Let's go down to the garden... 2329 01:50:59,870 --> 01:51:02,030 - ...and sway on the swing. - Go away. 2330 01:51:02,110 --> 01:51:04,990 Tanisha. Are you sleeping? 2331 01:51:06,230 --> 01:51:07,950 Hi, Bakul, come here. 2332 01:51:08,030 --> 01:51:09,590 Soniya's fake boyfriend. 2333 01:51:10,680 --> 01:51:11,750 You had gone to meet her as a waiter, right? 2334 01:51:11,790 --> 01:51:12,190 No. 2335 01:51:12,270 --> 01:51:13,590 I know everything. 2336 01:51:13,670 --> 01:51:15,340 Now, I'll show you. 2337 01:51:15,560 --> 01:51:18,880 [PHONE VIBRATING] Hey, sir had called. 2338 01:51:18,950 --> 01:51:19,990 - Turn off the lights. Quick. - Hey. 2339 01:51:20,070 --> 01:51:21,670 Hasmukh, the electricity's gone! 2340 01:51:21,750 --> 01:51:22,790 - Very good. - What? 2341 01:51:22,870 --> 01:51:23,790 I mean very bad. 2342 01:51:23,870 --> 01:51:25,830 - You'll fool me? - No, I... 2343 01:51:30,990 --> 01:51:32,270 Let's go quickly. 2344 01:51:36,070 --> 01:51:38,750 Leave me. Don't hit me. Wait. 2345 01:51:38,830 --> 01:51:39,710 Oh Lord Sitaram! 2346 01:51:39,790 --> 01:51:41,350 - Thief! Thief! - Tanisha, I'm Bakul. I'm Bakul. 2347 01:51:41,430 --> 01:51:42,990 I'm Bakul. 2348 01:51:43,160 --> 01:51:46,400 Bakul, you! What are you doing here? 2349 01:51:46,470 --> 01:51:48,230 Move aside. 2350 01:51:59,790 --> 01:52:00,760 [GASPS] 2351 01:52:01,510 --> 01:52:03,910 Praise the Lord! 2352 01:52:03,990 --> 01:52:06,230 Since childhood, you've been beating me up! 2353 01:52:06,390 --> 01:52:09,390 But I was so scared. And what are you doing here? 2354 01:52:09,470 --> 01:52:11,070 I... 2355 01:52:11,150 --> 01:52:12,950 - Nothing. - Wait a minute. 2356 01:52:13,030 --> 01:52:14,670 - What's this? - This... 2357 01:52:15,070 --> 01:52:16,230 Is it for me? 2358 01:52:16,310 --> 01:52:17,670 This... 2359 01:52:18,450 --> 01:52:20,110 - Yes. - Show me. 2360 01:52:30,250 --> 01:52:35,440 This is my childhood doll. But how did you get it? 2361 01:52:35,510 --> 01:52:38,110 I had accidentally broken it as a kid. 2362 01:52:39,230 --> 01:52:40,630 Then you had cried a lot. 2363 01:52:42,590 --> 01:52:45,750 But I had repaired it and kept it carefully. 2364 01:52:45,830 --> 01:52:47,990 Several times I felt like giving it to you. 2365 01:52:49,950 --> 01:52:51,720 But couldn't muster the courage. 2366 01:52:52,280 --> 01:52:54,200 You mean, you mean, you had kept it... 2367 01:52:54,270 --> 01:52:56,030 ...carefully for so many years? 2368 01:53:04,270 --> 01:53:07,990 Tanisha, I... 2369 01:53:08,470 --> 01:53:10,630 I mean you and me... 2370 01:53:12,350 --> 01:53:13,670 I mean, 2371 01:53:15,910 --> 01:53:17,350 will you, 2372 01:53:18,510 --> 01:53:19,430 mar... 2373 01:53:27,470 --> 01:53:30,470 - Are you okay? - No. 2374 01:53:30,550 --> 01:53:32,730 Bakul?! Bakul, what happened? 2375 01:53:32,790 --> 01:53:34,040 [WING FLAPS] 2376 01:53:41,390 --> 01:53:42,470 Bakul. 2377 01:53:42,550 --> 01:53:44,840 We know each other since so many years. 2378 01:53:45,420 --> 01:53:47,280 But we know nothing about each other. 2379 01:53:47,350 --> 01:53:49,950 No, I know a lot about you. 2380 01:53:50,320 --> 01:53:52,870 You always put extra chocolate in your cold coffee. 2381 01:53:52,950 --> 01:53:55,110 You like your sandwich without onions. 2382 01:53:55,190 --> 01:53:56,750 As a kid, you used to hide... 2383 01:53:56,830 --> 01:53:57,910 ...during Holi, 2384 01:53:57,990 --> 01:54:00,550 because you don't like people putting colour on you. 2385 01:54:00,750 --> 01:54:02,920 And you hate coriander in Undhiyu. 2386 01:54:04,030 --> 01:54:06,150 Okay, Bakul, tell me one thing. 2387 01:54:06,230 --> 01:54:07,910 How many more love affairs you had... 2388 01:54:07,990 --> 01:54:09,070 ...apart from Soniya Kapoor? 2389 01:54:09,150 --> 01:54:11,630 No, it wasn't love. 2390 01:54:11,920 --> 01:54:14,910 It was just an affair. And it wasn't my idea. 2391 01:54:14,990 --> 01:54:15,830 It was Ha... 2392 01:54:18,110 --> 01:54:19,950 Leave it now. 2393 01:54:20,670 --> 01:54:23,030 Never mind. Don't tell me if you don't want to. 2394 01:54:26,300 --> 01:54:28,640 Take this. Coffee with extra chocolate. 2395 01:54:32,190 --> 01:54:35,040 - How's it? - Like Sitaphal Basundi. 2396 01:54:35,110 --> 01:54:37,070 - What? - It's an exact taste. 2397 01:54:37,150 --> 01:54:38,190 Mongoose. 2398 01:54:38,950 --> 01:54:39,990 Sparrow. 2399 01:54:41,540 --> 01:54:46,330 "You smile with a sip of coffee." 2400 01:54:47,270 --> 01:54:51,190 "You tease while talking." 2401 01:54:53,060 --> 01:54:58,460 "You slip closer to me just like that." 2402 01:54:58,750 --> 01:55:02,860 "I have gone crazy." 2403 01:55:03,980 --> 01:55:08,420 "This doesn't seem real." 2404 01:55:09,950 --> 01:55:14,210 "The world looks new." 2405 01:55:15,710 --> 01:55:20,570 "The world looks new. It looks new." 2406 01:55:20,720 --> 01:55:26,660 "This is a different feeling." 2407 01:55:50,300 --> 01:56:01,320 "I have never felt like this for anyone." 2408 01:56:01,780 --> 01:56:07,080 "You didn't understand anything." 2409 01:56:07,420 --> 01:56:12,770 "I couldn't understand your feelings." 2410 01:56:13,170 --> 01:56:18,670 "I don't want to know anything." 2411 01:56:18,990 --> 01:56:24,680 "I don't want to wake up from the dream." 2412 01:56:24,880 --> 01:56:29,530 "This doesn't seem real." 2413 01:56:30,590 --> 01:56:34,680 "The world looks new." 2414 01:56:36,400 --> 01:56:41,320 "The world looks new. It looks new." 2415 01:56:41,400 --> 01:56:47,130 "This is a different feeling." 2416 01:56:58,110 --> 01:56:59,150 Come on, speak up. 2417 01:56:59,230 --> 01:57:01,870 Where and when is, Operation Tanisha? 2418 01:57:01,950 --> 01:57:03,790 Sir, I don't know when or where... 2419 01:57:03,870 --> 01:57:06,750 ...Tanisha's operation is. 2420 01:57:07,070 --> 01:57:10,750 Don't act smart. I've seen you hatching... 2421 01:57:10,830 --> 01:57:14,430 ...conspiracies in the mall and car with that man. 2422 01:57:14,870 --> 01:57:16,030 [THUDDING] [GROANS] 2423 01:57:18,860 --> 01:57:22,170 For the smallest mistake, Mr. Bade gives the biggest punishment. 2424 01:57:22,750 --> 01:57:25,110 And Bakul, you've made the biggest mistake. 2425 01:57:26,650 --> 01:57:27,990 Munna. 2426 01:57:29,700 --> 01:57:32,950 Sir, control. We won't find out the real story... 2427 01:57:33,030 --> 01:57:34,390 ...if he faints. 2428 01:57:35,230 --> 01:57:38,180 Look, I don't want to raise hand on a woman. 2429 01:57:38,250 --> 01:57:40,910 So, tell me the truth. 2430 01:57:41,480 --> 01:57:46,310 Sir, I did it only for money. 2431 01:57:46,390 --> 01:57:47,920 So you thought you could just come to Gujarat... 2432 01:57:48,000 --> 01:57:49,150 ...and plan something like this? 2433 01:57:49,230 --> 01:57:53,950 No, sir. I also go to Punjab, Haryana and Goa. 2434 01:57:54,750 --> 01:57:56,670 Shameless. 2435 01:57:56,750 --> 01:57:59,390 You want to trap the entire country? 2436 01:58:02,590 --> 01:58:04,510 Hey Bakul, you rogue... 2437 01:58:05,050 --> 01:58:07,790 You've stepped into my territory. 2438 01:58:08,370 --> 01:58:09,590 Know this. 2439 01:58:09,670 --> 01:58:11,750 Soniya is not a public property. 2440 01:58:12,150 --> 01:58:13,510 - Hey, Munna. - Yes, brother. 2441 01:58:13,590 --> 01:58:16,320 Show me this Romeo's face. 2442 01:58:18,110 --> 01:58:20,270 Now, I will kill you. 2443 01:58:21,670 --> 01:58:23,030 - Stop, brother. - Damn it... 2444 01:58:23,110 --> 01:58:25,630 Brother, there's a mistake. He's not Bakul. 2445 01:58:26,110 --> 01:58:26,870 What? 2446 01:58:26,950 --> 01:58:30,630 Idiot, who are you? And what are you doing in my blanket? 2447 01:58:31,030 --> 01:58:33,970 Montu. I'm Montu, brother. Montu. 2448 01:58:34,150 --> 01:58:36,470 And like that, I took money from Mr. Hasmukh. 2449 01:58:37,030 --> 01:58:38,990 I'm not a terrorist. 2450 01:58:39,750 --> 01:58:44,150 Rather, I'm a helpless woman, Mr. Jhala. 2451 01:58:44,510 --> 01:58:48,230 Sometimes, I take people's help for my daily bread. 2452 01:58:48,390 --> 01:58:49,070 That's it. 2453 01:58:49,150 --> 01:58:52,750 The law calls it black mailing. 2454 01:58:52,830 --> 01:58:54,190 I mean it, brother. 2455 01:58:54,830 --> 01:58:57,790 I've seen Bakul and Soniya's video. 2456 01:58:57,870 --> 01:58:59,910 Brother, we both are on the same side. 2457 01:58:59,990 --> 01:59:02,710 Bakul has trapped my girlfriend, too. 2458 01:59:02,790 --> 01:59:05,470 Brother, this Bakul seems very handy! 2459 01:59:06,490 --> 01:59:08,920 Chhote, where can I find this Bakul? 2460 01:59:11,070 --> 01:59:12,750 Brother, this is Bakul's partner's house. 2461 01:59:12,830 --> 01:59:13,870 He will be here, I'm sure. 2462 01:59:13,950 --> 01:59:16,390 - I will kill him right away. - Control, brother. 2463 01:59:16,470 --> 01:59:17,990 These people must be very smart. 2464 01:59:18,090 --> 01:59:20,360 If they come to know, they'll simply vanish. 2465 01:59:20,430 --> 01:59:22,900 You go inside and say that you're Bakul's uncle. 2466 01:59:22,980 --> 01:59:23,990 - Uncle? - Yes, brother. 2467 01:59:24,070 --> 01:59:25,270 Only then will he come out. 2468 01:59:25,350 --> 01:59:27,270 And then our plan's ready! 2469 01:59:27,350 --> 01:59:29,070 Alright, Chhote. I will give you a call. 2470 01:59:29,150 --> 01:59:31,150 - Then you come in with the parcel. - Okay. 2471 01:59:31,300 --> 01:59:32,370 All the best, brother. 2472 01:59:32,420 --> 01:59:33,620 - What? - Nothing. 2473 01:59:43,650 --> 01:59:47,720 Jhala, I want to know what is this, Operation Tanisha? 2474 01:59:48,030 --> 01:59:51,630 Brother-in-law, we are both on the same track. 2475 01:59:51,710 --> 01:59:53,390 I was also thinking the same. 2476 01:59:53,750 --> 01:59:55,750 [PHONE RINGING] 2477 01:59:55,920 --> 01:59:56,590 Yes, tell me. 2478 01:59:56,670 --> 01:59:59,470 Sir, the Dubai don is right before my eyes. 2479 01:59:59,690 --> 02:00:00,660 Mr. Bade. 2480 02:00:01,180 --> 02:00:02,190 Mr. Bade? 2481 02:00:02,870 --> 02:00:04,310 Outside Gandhi's bungalow? 2482 02:00:04,390 --> 02:00:07,110 Yes, with his accomplices. 2483 02:00:07,190 --> 02:00:10,960 You stay there, I will be there in a jiffy. 2484 02:00:11,040 --> 02:00:12,680 It's the 15th day today. 2485 02:00:13,080 --> 02:00:16,320 Let's announce Tanisha and Bakul's engagement... 2486 02:00:16,400 --> 02:00:17,600 ...before sunset. 2487 02:00:17,680 --> 02:00:20,130 So that the auspicious time isn't missed. 2488 02:00:20,480 --> 02:00:23,960 Listen. Will Bakul agree for our Tanisha? 2489 02:00:24,040 --> 02:00:26,320 What kind of a question is this? 2490 02:00:26,960 --> 02:00:29,640 Bakul broke up with film star Soniya... 2491 02:00:29,720 --> 02:00:31,960 ...to be our son-in-law. 2492 02:00:32,200 --> 02:00:33,360 Yes. 2493 02:00:33,440 --> 02:00:36,000 - If I were to be in his place, I wouldn't do so. - What? 2494 02:00:36,080 --> 02:00:37,670 That's just to say... 2495 02:00:38,840 --> 02:00:39,640 Huh? 2496 02:00:40,930 --> 02:00:43,440 Hello. I want to meet Bakul Booch. 2497 02:00:43,690 --> 02:00:44,570 Who are you? 2498 02:00:44,640 --> 02:00:46,570 I'm his uncle. Uncle. 2499 02:00:46,920 --> 02:00:48,360 Bakul's uncle? 2500 02:00:48,740 --> 02:00:50,880 I mean, are you his maternal uncle or paternal? 2501 02:00:50,960 --> 02:00:51,680 Yes. 2502 02:00:51,760 --> 02:00:53,800 Maternal uncle. I'm his maternal uncle. 2503 02:00:53,880 --> 02:00:56,160 - I can see that. - Keep quiet. 2504 02:00:56,320 --> 02:00:58,960 Are you Bakul's mother Nimu's brother? 2505 02:00:59,040 --> 02:01:00,960 Yes. 2506 02:01:01,040 --> 02:01:05,140 Hey, without a moustache, he'll look just like Nimu. 2507 02:01:05,480 --> 02:01:08,210 Uncle, come. Come and sit here. 2508 02:01:08,290 --> 02:01:09,440 - Mother. - Hey... 2509 02:01:09,600 --> 02:01:11,800 - Sorry. Sorry. - Who has come? 2510 02:01:11,880 --> 02:01:15,080 Mother, Bakul's uncle is here. 2511 02:01:15,160 --> 02:01:16,320 Is it? 2512 02:01:16,400 --> 02:01:20,720 Hey, uncle. Hello. Hello. 2513 02:01:21,590 --> 02:01:22,610 Hello. 2514 02:01:24,360 --> 02:01:27,250 But Bakul has never mentioned you. 2515 02:01:27,320 --> 02:01:30,640 We didn't have much of a relation after my fight with his mother. 2516 02:01:30,720 --> 02:01:32,240 I was settled in Dubai. 2517 02:01:33,280 --> 02:01:35,320 But where's Bakul? 2518 02:01:35,640 --> 02:01:37,600 - He must be on his way. - Yes, he must be on his way. 2519 02:01:37,680 --> 02:01:41,080 Uncle, your arrival has added to our joy. 2520 02:01:41,160 --> 02:01:43,400 Bakul will be stunned to see you. 2521 02:01:43,480 --> 02:01:44,640 Certainly! 2522 02:01:44,800 --> 02:01:47,930 I want to know about Bakul and Soniya. 2523 02:01:48,980 --> 02:01:51,770 Whoa. The matter has reached Dubai? 2524 02:01:52,320 --> 02:01:55,520 In our Ahmedabad, they're a famous couple... 2525 02:01:55,580 --> 02:01:58,340 - ...our very own love birds. - Shut up. 2526 02:01:58,390 --> 02:01:59,280 [GRUNTS] 2527 02:01:59,320 --> 02:02:01,210 What happened, uncle? Are you shocked? 2528 02:02:01,280 --> 02:02:02,240 Very much. 2529 02:02:02,320 --> 02:02:05,840 I want to know more about these, love birds. Tell me. 2530 02:02:05,920 --> 02:02:08,080 Yes, we will tell you but please be seated. 2531 02:02:08,160 --> 02:02:11,680 It happens. Such things happen in youth. 2532 02:02:11,760 --> 02:02:12,920 What do you mean? 2533 02:02:13,000 --> 02:02:17,040 - You tell him. - No, I'm feeling shy. 2534 02:02:17,120 --> 02:02:18,560 You only tell him. 2535 02:02:18,640 --> 02:02:20,600 Why are you, I... 2536 02:02:21,120 --> 02:02:23,440 I don't understand from where to begin. 2537 02:02:23,500 --> 02:02:26,640 Start from anywhere. 2538 02:02:26,690 --> 02:02:27,970 - Okay, I will... - Yes. 2539 02:02:28,620 --> 02:02:29,800 - I will... - Yes. 2540 02:02:30,420 --> 02:02:33,290 Everything started with a camel. 2541 02:02:33,360 --> 02:02:34,360 - Camel? - Yes. 2542 02:02:34,440 --> 02:02:35,280 What does that mean? 2543 02:02:38,140 --> 02:02:41,570 Don't you know what a camel is? Camel? 2544 02:02:41,660 --> 02:02:45,210 The elephant's trunk is crooked. The camel's whole body is crooked. 2545 02:02:45,360 --> 02:02:47,960 Your Dubai must be overflowing with camels! 2546 02:02:48,040 --> 02:02:52,160 I know what a camel is. But what was it that started it? 2547 02:02:52,240 --> 02:02:56,720 Soniya slipped off the camel in Jaisalmer. 2548 02:02:56,900 --> 02:03:00,570 - And Bakul caught her in his arms. - What? 2549 02:03:01,320 --> 02:03:03,600 Uncle, you got up again? 2550 02:03:03,800 --> 02:03:06,240 Sit down. These are the old stories. 2551 02:03:06,320 --> 02:03:07,360 - Old? - Yes. 2552 02:03:07,440 --> 02:03:08,600 - Hasu. - Yes. 2553 02:03:08,680 --> 02:03:10,680 - Show him the video. - Video? 2554 02:03:10,920 --> 02:03:11,840 Yes. 2555 02:03:11,940 --> 02:03:14,660 Soniya has kissed Bakul. 2556 02:03:14,700 --> 02:03:16,340 - What? - No... 2557 02:03:16,410 --> 02:03:19,200 Why do you keep standing up again and again? 2558 02:03:19,880 --> 02:03:20,720 Is there a problem? 2559 02:03:20,800 --> 02:03:22,280 There's a very big problem. 2560 02:03:22,360 --> 02:03:24,960 Oh, I can understand. 2561 02:03:25,330 --> 02:03:27,080 Even Vishnu uncle suffers from the same problem. 2562 02:03:27,160 --> 02:03:28,890 He hasn't sat down since so many years. 2563 02:03:28,970 --> 02:03:31,320 Keep quiet. Where's the video? 2564 02:03:31,400 --> 02:03:33,040 Yes, I will show you. 2565 02:03:33,120 --> 02:03:36,200 - I will show you. I will show you. - Show me. 2566 02:03:36,550 --> 02:03:37,930 - Tanisha, listen to me. - Yes. 2567 02:03:38,000 --> 02:03:40,000 Before we go in, I want to tell you something... 2568 02:03:40,080 --> 02:03:41,960 ...very important about Soniya. 2569 02:03:42,040 --> 02:03:43,920 I don't want to listen to anything about Soniya. 2570 02:03:44,170 --> 02:03:46,650 Forget the past and think about the future. 2571 02:03:47,450 --> 02:03:48,370 Tanisha. 2572 02:03:48,440 --> 02:03:51,420 No, I'll kill Bakul. 2573 02:03:51,500 --> 02:03:55,160 The uncle should be happy if his nephew got a kiss. 2574 02:03:55,240 --> 02:03:56,640 Shut up. 2575 02:03:56,920 --> 02:03:58,440 What's this? 2576 02:03:58,820 --> 02:04:01,120 - It's a gun. - Oh Lord Sitaram! 2577 02:04:01,200 --> 02:04:03,360 - Tanisha, listen. - Hi, mom. We're back. 2578 02:04:03,440 --> 02:04:04,960 Hey, what are you doing? 2579 02:04:05,040 --> 02:04:07,120 Are you clicking photographs? Mr. Hasu, who's this man? 2580 02:04:07,200 --> 02:04:10,160 He's your uncle, Bakul. He's very angry. 2581 02:04:10,240 --> 02:04:12,400 - Bakul! - Oh God! 2582 02:04:12,480 --> 02:04:14,280 I will not spare you. 2583 02:04:14,360 --> 02:04:18,120 - Love bird. - What love bird? 2584 02:04:18,200 --> 02:04:19,640 What are you doing, uncle? 2585 02:04:19,720 --> 02:04:21,560 I don't have any uncle. 2586 02:04:21,640 --> 02:04:23,000 - What? - What? 2587 02:04:23,080 --> 02:04:24,120 Then who's this man? 2588 02:04:24,200 --> 02:04:25,800 I'm a don. 2589 02:04:25,880 --> 02:04:28,610 - The Don from Dubai. Mr. Bade. - Don! 2590 02:04:32,010 --> 02:04:33,080 Don't laugh. 2591 02:04:33,160 --> 02:04:35,120 - But my name is Hasmukh. - Stop it. 2592 02:04:35,200 --> 02:04:39,070 But don, why are you grabbing my collar? 2593 02:04:39,150 --> 02:04:40,560 Hey, love bird. 2594 02:04:40,640 --> 02:04:43,880 For the smallest mistake, Mr. Bade gives the biggest punishment. 2595 02:04:44,140 --> 02:04:45,960 And you've committed a grave mistake... 2596 02:04:46,040 --> 02:04:47,400 ...by having an affair with Soniya. 2597 02:04:47,890 --> 02:04:51,360 I had told you not to do this. I had told him... 2598 02:04:51,440 --> 02:04:52,960 Keep quiet. Quiet. 2599 02:04:53,040 --> 02:04:55,040 Look, you. Move that gun. 2600 02:04:55,120 --> 02:04:59,040 - Okay. Hey... - I say that yes, he had an affair. 2601 02:04:59,120 --> 02:05:00,440 So, what's your damn problem? 2602 02:05:00,520 --> 02:05:02,560 - Is Soniya your daughter? - Hey... 2603 02:05:02,640 --> 02:05:04,800 She's my girlfriend. 2604 02:05:04,850 --> 02:05:06,230 - What? - What? 2605 02:05:06,310 --> 02:05:07,250 - What? - What? 2606 02:05:07,320 --> 02:05:08,560 Oh Lord Sitaram! 2607 02:05:09,840 --> 02:05:14,600 - All this is because of Mr. Hasu. - Quiet. 2608 02:05:14,680 --> 02:05:17,520 But how's it Bakul's fault, if she fell in love with him? 2609 02:05:17,600 --> 02:05:20,600 Yes, if you want to shout, shout at Soniya. 2610 02:05:20,680 --> 02:05:23,040 Hey, Hasu. I will shoot her. 2611 02:05:23,120 --> 02:05:24,440 Okay, go ahead. 2612 02:05:24,680 --> 02:05:25,960 Oh Lord Sitaram! 2613 02:05:26,040 --> 02:05:30,680 Look, don't shout here. This is a Gujarati family. 2614 02:05:30,760 --> 02:05:33,160 We do the settlements. Sit down. 2615 02:05:33,240 --> 02:05:34,680 - Okay. - Hey. 2616 02:05:34,760 --> 02:05:37,000 I know you've a problem. So, don't sit. 2617 02:05:37,080 --> 02:05:40,040 Quiet. You will know everything very soon. 2618 02:05:40,360 --> 02:05:41,690 What's this? 2619 02:05:41,760 --> 02:05:43,600 - I had told you not to... - Hey, Chhote. 2620 02:05:43,680 --> 02:05:44,840 Bring that parcel in. 2621 02:05:44,920 --> 02:05:46,800 Come on, let's go. 2622 02:05:47,820 --> 02:05:50,310 Come on, fast. 2623 02:05:50,860 --> 02:05:51,940 - Hey... - Uncle. 2624 02:05:52,010 --> 02:05:56,240 - You? - Yes, you had sent me to get medicine. 2625 02:05:56,320 --> 02:05:58,210 Now, you will need medicine. 2626 02:05:59,450 --> 02:06:00,800 My God, Montu, you? 2627 02:06:00,880 --> 02:06:03,280 Yes, it's me. You've committed a grave mistake... 2628 02:06:03,360 --> 02:06:04,860 ...by breaking up with me for this joker. 2629 02:06:04,940 --> 02:06:05,920 Now, you just watch. 2630 02:06:06,010 --> 02:06:08,570 Montu, you know me. Don't you? 2631 02:06:08,640 --> 02:06:11,600 Tell him that I've had no affair with Soniya. 2632 02:06:11,680 --> 02:06:13,240 He's lying now. 2633 02:06:13,950 --> 02:06:17,800 I had seen Soniya hugging him. 2634 02:06:17,880 --> 02:06:20,280 - Hey... - Don't spare any of them. 2635 02:06:20,360 --> 02:06:22,200 - Montu. - You shut up. 2636 02:06:22,280 --> 02:06:23,480 Hey... 2637 02:06:23,880 --> 02:06:25,890 Brother, you got your Bakul. May I go now? 2638 02:06:25,960 --> 02:06:28,640 - What? - No, I'm right here. I'm free. I'll stay here. 2639 02:06:29,240 --> 02:06:32,410 Hey, Bakul. I'm going to destroy you! 2640 02:06:32,480 --> 02:06:33,980 Destruction after Soniya? 2641 02:06:34,390 --> 02:06:36,280 Did you start something again? 2642 02:06:36,360 --> 02:06:37,920 I don't know anything. 2643 02:06:38,000 --> 02:06:41,400 Shut up, you love bird, I'll bury you right here. 2644 02:06:41,480 --> 02:06:43,920 Please clarify everything. 2645 02:06:44,410 --> 02:06:47,290 Look, Mr. Don. Don't dig in my house. 2646 02:06:47,480 --> 02:06:49,770 Take him away in the compound. 2647 02:06:49,990 --> 02:06:51,400 Now, I will reveal the entire truth. 2648 02:06:51,480 --> 02:06:53,700 No, son, remember this rule... 2649 02:06:53,780 --> 02:06:56,120 I don't want to remember any rule. 2650 02:06:56,200 --> 02:07:00,640 Don, Mr. Hasu is having an affair with Soniya, not me. 2651 02:07:00,720 --> 02:07:02,360 - Hey... - What? 2652 02:07:02,600 --> 02:07:04,480 - Hasu! - And he... 2653 02:07:04,560 --> 02:07:07,360 Mr. Hasu has cooked up this entire love story... 2654 02:07:07,440 --> 02:07:10,920 ...to convince his family members. 2655 02:07:11,000 --> 02:07:12,320 Father, is this true? 2656 02:07:12,400 --> 02:07:14,860 He's suffering from Chikungunya of the brain. 2657 02:07:14,940 --> 02:07:16,200 Hey, quiet. 2658 02:07:16,290 --> 02:07:17,650 I will go mad. 2659 02:07:17,720 --> 02:07:20,140 Chhote, bring the other parcel. 2660 02:07:22,450 --> 02:07:23,730 Who's she? 2661 02:07:23,800 --> 02:07:25,680 Bollywood's love bird. 2662 02:07:25,760 --> 02:07:27,080 Bade, what's going on? 2663 02:07:27,160 --> 02:07:28,240 Soniya! 2664 02:07:28,320 --> 02:07:29,880 Oh Lord Sitaram! 2665 02:07:30,070 --> 02:07:34,680 - Look at him. - My friends are waiting to see Soniya. 2666 02:07:34,760 --> 02:07:35,760 Give me a phone. 2667 02:07:35,920 --> 02:07:38,140 - Hasu, is she mentally ill? - Yes. 2668 02:07:38,230 --> 02:07:41,410 Everyone is mentally ill. Even Soniya knows this. 2669 02:07:41,480 --> 02:07:44,040 - Am I right? - Yes, 'magaj' related illness. 2670 02:07:45,040 --> 02:07:47,010 Hey, do you know him? 2671 02:07:47,080 --> 02:07:49,120 - Yes, of course. - He's Vhala. 2672 02:07:49,200 --> 02:07:51,880 - Vhala? - Did you see this, brother? Vhala? 2673 02:07:51,960 --> 02:07:57,460 Don, I'm innocent. Soniya, I'm your brother. 2674 02:07:57,540 --> 02:07:59,280 Rupala, where are they? 2675 02:07:59,360 --> 02:08:00,240 Mr. Bade is inside. 2676 02:08:00,320 --> 02:08:03,040 Both of you come with me. Rest of you go that side. 2677 02:08:03,470 --> 02:08:05,690 Bakul, what's your last wish? 2678 02:08:05,770 --> 02:08:07,730 Give the gun to me. 2679 02:08:08,220 --> 02:08:09,570 Brother. Brother. 2680 02:08:09,640 --> 02:08:11,720 Let me shoot at least once! 2681 02:08:11,800 --> 02:08:13,080 Brother, police. Run away. 2682 02:08:13,160 --> 02:08:14,440 What? 2683 02:08:15,080 --> 02:08:17,000 Go upstairs. 2684 02:08:17,040 --> 02:08:23,360 [PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 2685 02:08:23,640 --> 02:08:25,000 Can you see? 2686 02:08:25,080 --> 02:08:27,340 Mr. Hasu, you're a sinner. 2687 02:08:27,660 --> 02:08:30,490 Come on, they must have gone upstairs. 2688 02:08:30,560 --> 02:08:32,080 Let's go. 2689 02:08:35,000 --> 02:08:36,200 Take them along. 2690 02:08:36,280 --> 02:08:38,200 Chhote. Chhote, bring them here. 2691 02:08:38,280 --> 02:08:40,160 Come on, fast. 2692 02:08:41,040 --> 02:08:43,150 - Fast. - Mr. Bade. 2693 02:08:43,470 --> 02:08:45,290 Hey, where are Hasu and Bakul? 2694 02:08:45,360 --> 02:08:46,560 Hasmukh. 2695 02:08:48,570 --> 02:08:51,420 - Come out. Out. - We've been caught. 2696 02:08:53,030 --> 02:08:54,330 Sir, looks like they've locked the door. 2697 02:08:54,400 --> 02:08:55,400 Break the door. 2698 02:08:55,480 --> 02:08:56,400 - Yes, sir. - Break it. 2699 02:08:56,480 --> 02:08:57,520 Brother, hurry up. 2700 02:08:58,030 --> 02:09:00,950 I don't care about my future. But I will not spare this Bakul. 2701 02:09:05,720 --> 02:09:07,330 - The police is here. - Don't you dare... 2702 02:09:07,410 --> 02:09:10,160 If your life is dear to you, stay wherever you are... 2703 02:09:10,240 --> 02:09:12,800 ...else, I'll kill you. 2704 02:09:12,880 --> 02:09:14,360 Hey, come on. Come on. 2705 02:09:17,180 --> 02:09:22,850 Mr. Bade. Today, I will put you and your gang in jail. 2706 02:09:22,930 --> 02:09:25,640 Sir, sir, we're not his men. 2707 02:09:25,710 --> 02:09:28,360 Inspector, I've no connection with Bade. 2708 02:09:28,440 --> 02:09:29,920 Soniya Kapoor. 2709 02:09:30,000 --> 02:09:34,280 Now sit and fry 'Bhajiyaa' in jail. 2710 02:09:35,110 --> 02:09:38,170 - 'Bhajiyaa'? - Yes. 'Bhajiyaa' is our Gujarati snack. 2711 02:09:38,240 --> 02:09:39,720 Made of potatoes, or bananas, or... 2712 02:09:39,800 --> 02:09:43,200 - Quiet. - Rupala, put them in the police van. 2713 02:09:43,280 --> 02:09:44,760 - Hey... - Hey... 2714 02:09:44,840 --> 02:09:47,090 Sir, now your promotion is confirmed. 2715 02:09:47,400 --> 02:09:48,360 Hey... 2716 02:09:49,030 --> 02:09:50,720 Just a minute. 2717 02:09:51,460 --> 02:09:53,160 Stop it. Jhala. 2718 02:09:53,590 --> 02:09:54,730 Come here. 2719 02:09:54,800 --> 02:09:58,200 Forget promotion. I will get you dismissed. 2720 02:09:58,280 --> 02:09:59,480 What do you mean? 2721 02:10:00,600 --> 02:10:02,000 Do you know who I am? 2722 02:10:02,080 --> 02:10:04,120 Yes, Hasmukh Gandhi. 2723 02:10:04,480 --> 02:10:06,640 I'm the head of ABCD. 2724 02:10:06,950 --> 02:10:09,450 - ABCD? What do you mean? - Yes. 2725 02:10:09,810 --> 02:10:11,440 Do you want to know everything? 2726 02:10:12,490 --> 02:10:15,490 Ahmedabad Baroda Crime Department. 2727 02:10:15,560 --> 02:10:17,880 There's no such department. 2728 02:10:18,080 --> 02:10:19,120 Shut up. 2729 02:10:21,130 --> 02:10:23,410 This is a secret agency of police. 2730 02:10:23,480 --> 02:10:26,760 - What? - Our work is so secretive that... 2731 02:10:27,010 --> 02:10:29,960 Sometimes even we don't know what we are doing. 2732 02:10:30,040 --> 02:10:31,000 What do you mean? 2733 02:10:31,080 --> 02:10:32,810 Don't question me. 2734 02:10:34,260 --> 02:10:37,880 I had planned everything to bring this don from... 2735 02:10:37,960 --> 02:10:40,880 ...Dubai to Ahmedabad. 2736 02:10:41,080 --> 02:10:43,800 This operation was being planned for years. 2737 02:10:43,890 --> 02:10:45,600 Operation Tanisha? 2738 02:10:46,120 --> 02:10:48,080 - You also know this? - Yes. 2739 02:10:48,160 --> 02:10:50,160 Yes, keep quiet. 2740 02:10:52,830 --> 02:10:54,200 Ms. Soniya. 2741 02:10:54,360 --> 02:10:59,150 You have no connection with Mr. Bade, right? 2742 02:11:00,300 --> 02:11:02,190 Right. No connection. 2743 02:11:02,220 --> 02:11:02,940 - Hey! - Hey! 2744 02:11:03,600 --> 02:11:07,400 And Bakul is your boyfriend, right? 2745 02:11:07,610 --> 02:11:09,370 - Right. - Hey... 2746 02:11:09,440 --> 02:11:10,470 Vhala! 2747 02:11:10,550 --> 02:11:12,330 Vhala, let's get out of here. 2748 02:11:12,410 --> 02:11:13,440 Hey, leave me. 2749 02:11:13,520 --> 02:11:15,990 - Hey, Bakul is mine. - He's mine. 2750 02:11:16,070 --> 02:11:17,360 - He's mine. - He's mine. 2751 02:11:17,440 --> 02:11:20,000 - He's mine. - Stop it. 2752 02:11:20,470 --> 02:11:21,940 Mr. Hasu, who do I belong to? 2753 02:11:22,020 --> 02:11:25,060 Hey, Bakul. You're mine. 2754 02:11:27,160 --> 02:11:29,050 [HEART BEATS] 2755 02:11:29,040 --> 02:11:30,870 Tanisha. 2756 02:11:33,120 --> 02:11:34,510 The bullet? 2757 02:11:35,880 --> 02:11:36,680 Who is hurt? 2758 02:11:36,730 --> 02:11:38,120 - I'm safe. - Mother. 2759 02:11:38,200 --> 02:11:40,890 - I'm still alive. - Bakul! 2760 02:11:41,270 --> 02:11:42,770 Bakul! 2761 02:11:42,990 --> 02:11:44,360 Yes. 2762 02:11:44,900 --> 02:11:47,360 Mr. Bade! 2763 02:11:55,110 --> 02:12:00,500 I don't love Soniya. I love Tanisha. 2764 02:12:00,570 --> 02:12:02,360 I'm not scared of anyone. 2765 02:12:02,440 --> 02:12:05,400 Leave him. He will die. Enough! 2766 02:12:05,910 --> 02:12:07,160 Jhala sir! 2767 02:12:07,490 --> 02:12:11,050 Jhala sir! Take me away! This entire family is mad! 2768 02:12:11,060 --> 02:12:11,820 [AMBULANCE WAILING] 2769 02:12:11,870 --> 02:12:14,410 Come on, take him away. Let the ambulance go. 2770 02:12:14,480 --> 02:12:15,510 Come on, grandmother. 2771 02:12:15,560 --> 02:12:17,600 - Come on. - Leave me. 2772 02:12:17,680 --> 02:12:19,960 - Come on. - Leave me I say. 2773 02:12:20,040 --> 02:12:21,240 Hurry up. Reach the hospital quickly. 2774 02:12:21,320 --> 02:12:22,800 - Call Dr. Kirit. - Yes. 2775 02:12:22,880 --> 02:12:24,040 Come on, Tanisha. 2776 02:12:24,120 --> 02:12:25,200 Hey, leave me. 2777 02:12:25,280 --> 02:12:26,720 - Mr. Hasu. - Yes. 2778 02:12:26,800 --> 02:12:29,360 I'm in this state because of your lie. 2779 02:12:29,590 --> 02:12:31,360 Look, son, remember one rule... 2780 02:12:31,440 --> 02:12:32,440 Listen. 2781 02:12:32,520 --> 02:12:35,160 If you lie for someone's betterment... 2782 02:12:35,470 --> 02:12:36,970 ...then it is not a lie. 2783 02:12:37,380 --> 02:12:41,810 Not me, but Lord Krishna himself said so in the Holy Geeta. 2784 02:12:42,200 --> 02:12:44,450 You also remember this rule. 2785 02:12:44,860 --> 02:12:46,840 If required, lie. 2786 02:12:46,920 --> 02:12:49,920 - Mother. - Never mind. Let's take him in... 2787 02:12:50,180 --> 02:12:51,730 Mr. Gandhi. 2788 02:12:52,290 --> 02:12:53,250 - Yes, sir. - Slowly. 2789 02:12:53,320 --> 02:12:56,800 Where's the office of ABCD? 2790 02:12:58,280 --> 02:13:00,220 Let me go for now, Jhala sir. 2791 02:13:00,800 --> 02:13:02,840 - Okay, I spare you. - Thank God. 2792 02:13:03,100 --> 02:13:05,570 I did everything for my future. 2793 02:13:05,640 --> 02:13:09,520 And you did everything for your daughter's future, right? 2794 02:13:09,600 --> 02:13:10,680 Yes. 2795 02:13:11,370 --> 02:13:14,850 Sir, you don't look like, but you are intelligent. 2796 02:13:14,920 --> 02:13:17,730 - What? - Nothing. Let's go. 2797 02:13:17,810 --> 02:13:23,250 Close it. 2798 02:13:26,930 --> 02:13:27,850 HASMUKH GANDHI: So, friends. 2799 02:13:27,900 --> 02:13:30,460 This love story was filled with unexpected twists and turns... 2800 02:13:30,580 --> 02:13:33,260 ...but in the end, everything fell in its place. 2801 02:13:33,740 --> 02:13:34,250 Hey... 2802 02:13:34,300 --> 02:13:36,380 Sorry, sorry. You please bend a little. 2803 02:13:36,420 --> 02:13:38,360 HASMUKH GANDHI: My over excited wife finally became a mother-in-law... 2804 02:13:38,400 --> 02:13:39,960 ...before sunset. 2805 02:13:42,860 --> 02:13:46,610 Mr. Bade got his original lover back. 2806 02:13:47,220 --> 02:13:49,530 Montu left Ahmedabad for good. 2807 02:13:49,580 --> 02:13:50,820 Wanted to make a film. 2808 02:13:51,280 --> 02:13:53,870 I had told you, these Gujjus are very smart. 2809 02:13:54,280 --> 02:13:55,660 You were right. 2810 02:13:56,000 --> 02:13:58,000 HASMUKH GANDHI: Finally Inspector Jhala was promoted... 2811 02:13:58,060 --> 02:13:59,970 ...as Deputy Commissioner of police. 2812 02:14:00,560 --> 02:14:01,440 Today, I want to declare... 2813 02:14:01,460 --> 02:14:03,840 HASMUKH GANDHI: Soniya Kapoor took the advantage of the situation... 2814 02:14:03,880 --> 02:14:05,840 ...and clarified to media. 2815 02:14:05,940 --> 02:14:08,620 That I have no connection with the underworld. 2816 02:14:08,780 --> 02:14:10,100 But my connection is with Ahmedabad instead. 2817 02:14:10,820 --> 02:14:14,500 The person who came in my life is not Mr. Bade... 2818 02:14:15,100 --> 02:14:15,920 - ...but Bakul. - What? 2819 02:14:16,000 --> 02:14:16,520 Oh, Bakul! 2820 02:14:16,650 --> 02:14:17,570 So, it was true. 2821 02:14:18,220 --> 02:14:19,550 Bakul Booch. 2822 02:14:19,600 --> 02:14:21,170 [CAMERA CLICKS] Who's this Bakul Booch? 2823 02:14:32,810 --> 02:14:34,330 - Bakul! - Mr. Hasu! 2824 02:14:34,400 --> 02:14:35,680 - Bakul! - Mr. Hasu! 2825 02:14:35,780 --> 02:14:37,140 What's my fault? 2826 02:14:37,200 --> 02:14:41,000 "We danced and made everyone dance." 2827 02:14:41,090 --> 02:14:45,170 "Used our brain and pulled out the money." 2828 02:14:45,380 --> 02:14:46,900 Hey, wow. 2829 02:14:47,540 --> 02:14:48,530 Mr. Hasu. 2830 02:14:49,860 --> 02:14:51,140 Soniya. Soniya. 2831 02:14:52,560 --> 02:14:56,320 "We danced and made everyone dance." 2832 02:14:56,460 --> 02:14:58,580 "Used our brain and pulled out the money." 2833 02:14:58,610 --> 02:15:00,830 This Operation Manisha. Oh, it is Tanisha. 2834 02:15:01,490 --> 02:15:03,610 Yes, Malti. 2835 02:15:04,150 --> 02:15:05,070 What's her name? 2836 02:15:06,020 --> 02:15:10,570 - No, dear, you can't go. - I didn't drink. 2837 02:15:10,980 --> 02:15:14,590 "He is losing his senses." 2838 02:15:14,690 --> 02:15:18,510 "Gujjubhai is swinging." 2839 02:15:18,540 --> 02:15:22,250 "He is losing his senses." 2840 02:15:34,900 --> 02:15:37,760 I'm Montu. Montu. Montu. I'm Montu. 2841 02:15:45,590 --> 02:15:46,510 Quiet. 2842 02:15:46,600 --> 02:15:48,440 "Money, money, keep it with you." 2843 02:15:48,510 --> 02:15:50,310 "Today Gujjubhai is running the country." 2844 02:15:50,410 --> 02:15:52,280 "We have brought a unique style." 2845 02:15:52,350 --> 02:15:54,940 "Move aside. Gujjubhai is here." 2846 02:15:57,360 --> 02:16:01,660 "We will defeat. We will crush." 2847 02:16:01,730 --> 02:16:04,710 "I will overwrite English alphabet with Gujarati Alphabet." 2848 02:16:04,790 --> 02:16:06,610 "Gujjubhai..." 2849 02:16:08,320 --> 02:16:10,110 "Gujjubhai..." 2850 02:16:12,120 --> 02:16:16,050 "Gujjubhai is swinging." 2851 02:16:16,120 --> 02:16:20,060 "He is losing his senses." 2852 02:16:46,420 --> 02:16:49,710 "Gujjubhai is swinging." 2853 02:16:49,780 --> 02:16:52,970 "He is losing his senses." 2854 02:16:53,050 --> 02:16:56,390 "Gujjubhai is swinging." 2855 02:16:56,480 --> 02:16:59,550 "He is losing his senses." 2856 02:16:59,620 --> 02:17:02,860 "Gujjubhai is swinging." 2857 02:17:02,940 --> 02:17:06,150 "He is losing his senses." 2858 02:17:06,240 --> 02:17:09,460 "Gujjubhai is swinging." 2859 02:17:09,540 --> 02:17:13,510 "He is losing his senses." 203167

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