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225, Right
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225 children are born every minute.
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That makes it 4 children every second.
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Which means
by the time you reach home...
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...there will be 23625 babies born.
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According to
my science teacher's theory...
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98.3% babies out of these can be
classified into 3 categories.
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1st
- Parent's favorites.
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They love their parents and
listen to everything they say.
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Obviously the parents
are nothing but happy.
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2nd
- The Rebels.
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Yes, the revolutionaries.
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But unlike Bhagat Singh,
their enemies are not the British...
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...but their very own parents.
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I doesn't matter how much
you scream and shout at them...
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...it makes no damn difference
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Then the 3rd kind
- The smart ass.
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They listen to everyone, but
do what they feel like doing.
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Their parents feel lucky
to have such obedient kids.
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But obedient are those who wait
outside their house post midnight.
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Which category am I from?
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That's me. The fourth kind.
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I wanted to fly but
somehow couldn't unclip my wings.
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And my mom dad.
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Did you win a silver medal son?
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No, no, no! You've lost a gold.
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It's no big deal baby.
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From tomorrow instead of swimming,
we'll try golf.
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Anyway, chlorine's not
too good for your skin.
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Dad wanted a gold medal
and mom, a perfect face...
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and to achieve that they
decided everything for me.
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Golf.
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MY Sports.
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My food.
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My school.
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College.
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And before I knew it,
I was an architect.
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Dad sent me to Vegas
for work experience.
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The hub of
architecture and construction.
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This is my office, Marshal & Fox.
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The 11th best
architectural firm in the world
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But my dad wanted to
see me in the top two.
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His plan was, that after
I got 2 years work experience,
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I'd join his
construction business in India.
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And mom's plan was to get me
married off to one of her...
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...socialite
friend's socialite daughter.
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But maybe life had a
different plan in store for me.
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That's me, Rahul Kapoor,
son of reputed Mr. and Mrs. Kapoor.
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And I've just been sacked.
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And what bad timing, mom and
dad were in Vegas for Christmas
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and a business meeting.
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And this is the story of
the following two weeks,
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that turned my life upside down.
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What is this Rahul?
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I could sketch better than
this when I was in school.
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I mean this one is..
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I was twenty-five years old
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and still found myself
tongue tied in front of my father.
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This is basics Rahul, basics.
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Where did you get
this red bow tie from?
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Mom said umm..
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The Bulani's called again,
let's leave.
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Mom said the red bow tie's nice..
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That's why I thought I would..
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Should I change?
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Rahul! Move.
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Baby, you're hairstyle
looks really old fashioned.
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Try something new.
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Drop in at Vidal Sassoon Salon.
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Use a little product, texture.
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Give it some zing.
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You should listen to your mother,
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She's done her MBA in hairstyling.
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If only I had, I could have
done something about your hair.
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I'm tired of telling you to get
a hair transplant like Mr. Sarabhai.
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You're already looking
like you're fifty years old.
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I'm fifty-five.
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Every family has a tradition,
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and not communicating while
travelling in a car was ours.
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Remember, behave like a Kapoor.
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You must.. Impress them.
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Speak intelligently,
talk about Obama's finance policy.
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You leave 'the Obama' talks to me
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and concentrate on keeping
his newly-wed wife entertained.
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And, baby ..
- Adjust your bow.
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Wow! Wow!
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So you're climbing
the staircase to success huh?
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How's work going?
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It's going okay, Sir.
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I like. Modest.
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You know D.K.
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Rahul's career's in your hands now.
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Yes, yes. Of course.
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Rahul, come here.
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Come.
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Is it about a girl?
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Sorry Sir?
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Your girlfriend, Jethmalani's
daughter, who lives here in Vegas?
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Anusha?
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Ummm
- We broke up last year.
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And you're still upset about it?
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No.
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Then what is your problem my boy?
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Look at yourself.
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You're so stiff. Like this..
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You need to do Yoga,
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Kapalbhati
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You watch me, hmm
- Hold this.
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Hold this.
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Watch.
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See, you're body will
become completely free.
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Try it.
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Come on try it .. try.
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Stop, stop, stOP-
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Yoga can't help you.
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You need sex.
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Lots and lots and lots of sex.
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Take this.
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Best escort service in Vegas
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Call for home delivery.
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What home delivery honey?
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Pizza. Baby loves pizza.
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It's a great place, where
you get all sorts of toppings.
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Russian, Italian or
best of all topless.
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If you're this excited with the card,
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imagine how excited you'll
be once it's home delivered.
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Sir, I'm going to excuse
myself to go to the bathroom.
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Aah! Not too bad.
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Oh! Thank God!
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Imagine if you
required plastic surgery.
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It's not a chartered flight,
we'll be late.
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If a Nobel prize was
given for being on time,
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Your father would have won
a couple of them by now.
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It's high time you
get serious now, Rahul.
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Start concentrating on your work.
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You've been given everything
you've ever wanted. Right?
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Rahul, I'm still
waiting for that gold.
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And by the way, Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas
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Of course, I completely forgot.
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Merry Christmas, baby.
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Get a haircut.
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Sam's an A grade idiot, mom.
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He's an asshole, a total jerk.
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I'm being dramatic?
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Mom he cheated on me.
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And now like always, he's
sending his friends to spy on me.
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Just to see how miserable I am.
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I'm so over him.
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Mom, if I see him or any
of his friends anywhere,
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I'm telling you,
I'm going to kill him.
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Mom, I have decided
I am going to a psychologist.
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No mom. I'm not a drama queen.
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I've given seven interviews and
haven't got a single call back.
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I'm feeling low.
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I need to feel normal.
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I need help.
- And I need fifty cents change ma'am.
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No mom, I'm not feeling homesick.
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I am not PMSing.
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I wish I could talk to dad.
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When is he getting back from the ship?
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Okay. Great.
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So I'll see you on New Year's then.
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Love you.
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Ya ya.
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Cigarettes and
maternity jeans... I'll try.
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I don't have money
to pay my rent and
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Thanks for the change.
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No problem. - Can you spare
another five hundred dollars?
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Sorry?
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I'm kidding. I owe you one.
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Are you here to take your change back?
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No I'm going upstairs.
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So you're (crazy action) as well?
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Sorry?
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Are you visiting the psychologist too?
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Nope.
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Which floor?
- Thirteenth.
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This building doesn't
have a thirteenth floor.
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Eleven eleven.
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Hi, I have an appointment
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Miss Riana Braganza?
- Ya.
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Dr. Rooshad, door on the left please.
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Sorry, just wanted to check if you
charge by the hour or per session?
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It's 60 dollars per half an hour.
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Is he that cute?
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How can I help you?
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Jobless, broke and on
the verge of killing
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my two timing ex boyfriend.
That's me Riana Braganza.
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Rahul Kapoor, I got
sacked 2 nights ago.
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How old are you Rahul?
- 25.
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26, actually I turn 27 in three days.
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Tell me more about yourself.
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I feel a bit lonely.
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I want to be on my own.
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Since I've been 15 I've jumped
from one relationship to another.
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But as of now..
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I guess I'll just have to wait for..
- you know the right one.
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Six! I've dated six so-called
Mr. Rights, but somehow sooner
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or later they turn into Mr. Wrong.
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It's .. It's Irritating.
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Irritation?
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Some time ago, someone spilled
soya sauce on my white shirt.
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Whenever I think about it,
I feel uhh.. - I like things clean.
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I just hate it when people
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become anal about
insignificant things like..
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I can't wear my socks and
underwear until they're ironed.
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Really?
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What about your sex life?
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Next question please.
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Tell me about your childhood.
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It was normal.
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Family gatherings,
movies, parties, outings.
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I was punished if I didn't
brush my teeth 3 times a day.
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That's why I have good teeth.
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Clearly we have made
some progress today.
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You need a couple of more sessions.
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Why don't you read our book?
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Uhhh..
- Thanks.
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Actually I'm already
feeling really good. Thank You.
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Here you go.
- Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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So, I have three minutes left.
Do I get a discount?
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Have some mint. They're free.
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Excuse me?
- What's your name?
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RahuL
- Show me your driver's license.
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Why?
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Since when have you been following me?
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What?
- Sam sent you right?
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Who?
- That's so cute.
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Are you crazy?
You can't keep whacking me.
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I've just whacked you with a file,
if you ever spy on me again...
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...I'll hit you with my shoe.
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Listen... you... umm umm bbb.
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Bbbb. I'll whack you.
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Take this as the last warning.
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And tell Sam not to even
accidentally cross paths with me.
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Or I'll beat you both.
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Maybe she just needs another session.
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Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas.
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One pepperoni pizza please.
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That's one seventy five.
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Shit!
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Hello.
- I'm so sorry.
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It's a huge misunderstanding.
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Just give me your address
and I'll drop off your file.
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No please.
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So then?
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I live near Town Square.
You can meet me there.
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Six thirty?
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Ya okay.
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Shit!
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Excuse me.
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I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.
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I thought you were my
ex-boyfriends friend and umm...
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I'm really sorry.
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I'm Riana.
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RahulKapoon.
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Merry Christmas.
- Same to you.
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Umm-... my file?
262
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,000
Sorry umm...
263
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,710
Sorry for disturbing you on Christmas.
264
00:21:03,290 --> 00:21:04,630
So, big plans for tonight huh?
265
00:21:04,710 --> 00:21:06,080
Not really, going to be at home.
266
00:21:06,170 --> 00:21:07,540
Family dinner?
267
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,170
Nope. I live alone.
268
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:13,080
Ouch! I know exactly how that feels.
269
00:21:13,460 --> 00:21:14,670
Thanks.
270
00:21:19,290 --> 00:21:22,040
Rahul... umm...
271
00:21:22,630 --> 00:21:27,960
It's Christmas Eve; I was thinking,
do you wanna just grab a drink?
272
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,750
Right here,
there's a place around the corner.
273
00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:33,920
No thanks.
- I'm good company. Really.
274
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,290
I'm better off at home.
275
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:36,920
Please. - Actually,
there's a Christmas special..
276
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,540
...on TV tonight.
- I insist.
277
00:21:39,630 --> 00:21:41,130
I'm not even much of a drinker.
278
00:21:41,210 --> 00:21:42,580
Drink milk.
279
00:21:43,330 --> 00:21:44,580
Sorry, bad joke.
280
00:21:46,330 --> 00:21:47,540
Hop on.
281
00:21:49,290 --> 00:21:50,670
I'll walk.
282
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:03,960
"Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way.
283
00:22:04,330 --> 00:22:09,330
Oh what fun it is to ride on
a one horse open sleigh baby!
284
00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:11,580
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way"
285
00:22:11,670 --> 00:22:13,170
Before I forget, your 50 Cents.
286
00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:15,380
No, that's okay.
287
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,330
Come on.
288
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,500
Are they ever going to stop screaming?
289
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:27,880
I know. They really suck.
290
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,170
But this is the only
place you get beer...
291
00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:31,460
...for three dollars
and popcorn for free.
292
00:22:33,630 --> 00:22:36,960
And to top that, you can scream
and shout anything you want...
293
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,380
...and nobody gives
a damn. Watch this.
294
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:48,790
You guys suck! Stop
screaming arseholes.
295
00:22:49,380 --> 00:22:53,130
STOP!!!!!!!!!!
296
00:22:57,790 --> 00:22:59,330
Cheers.
297
00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:16,040
" My life is horrible, miserable,
I'm gonna kill myself."
298
00:23:16,130 --> 00:23:20,130
"Can anybody shoot me? Kill me?"
299
00:23:20,210 --> 00:23:23,830
"Yeah! My life is horrible,
miserable..."
300
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,460
So what do you do?
301
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,170
I'm an architect.
302
00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:30,040
Oh nice! That was my
back up career option.
303
00:23:30,130 --> 00:23:32,040
So you're an interior designer?
304
00:23:32,790 --> 00:23:34,330
Nope... Hairstylist.
305
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,670
I freelance and style
hair for big shows in Vegas.
306
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:42,000
Hey what a coincidence, that
we're both from a creative field...
307
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,380
...and unemployed too.
308
00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:45,920
Cheers.
309
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,500
How did you know I'm...
310
00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:52,040
I read your file.
311
00:23:54,170 --> 00:23:55,460
I think I should leave.
312
00:23:55,540 --> 00:23:59,130
Relax it's not a board exam,
you can read mine.
313
00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:00,540
It's getting late.
314
00:24:00,630 --> 00:24:02,000
It's nine thirty.
315
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,830
Quarter to ten.
- Why're you so...
316
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,540
I'm not...
317
00:24:08,630 --> 00:24:11,000
Do that again.
- I'm not...
318
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,580
Wow! When was the
last time you partied?
319
00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:15,960
Yesterday.
- With who?
320
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,420
With mom and dad.
321
00:24:18,210 --> 00:24:20,790
Ooooooh! Jiggy wiggy
with mummy and daddy.
322
00:24:21,170 --> 00:24:24,630
Loosen up, you're such a tightass.
323
00:24:31,790 --> 00:24:34,880
I'm not a tightass.
324
00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:35,000
Do I look all high and mighty to you?
325
00:27:36,630 --> 00:27:39,000
I don't know about you.
But I'm definitely high.
326
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,330
I'm loose.
327
00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:48,830
I'm loose.
328
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,000
Whackaaaaaaaaw!
329
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,170
Loose.
330
00:27:54,250 --> 00:27:55,420
See.
- Hey, guys.
331
00:27:56,420 --> 00:27:57,920
Could you please help us?
332
00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:59,790
Could you please help me?
333
00:28:01,790 --> 00:28:02,960
Look at me.
334
00:28:05,420 --> 00:28:08,630
Do I look uptight? Boring?
335
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:13,880
It's Christmas and
we'd love to help you.
336
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,630
You see this lady over here?
337
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,000
We met five hours ago
and we want to get married.
338
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,920
Hi ! - Can you guys come on in
and help be our eyewitnesses?
339
00:28:23,130 --> 00:28:25,080
I can't see anything.
340
00:28:25,170 --> 00:28:27,420
We'd love to witness your eyes.
341
00:28:29,170 --> 00:28:30,830
Where are you taking me?
342
00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:33,460
I want to go home.
343
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,500
This is God's home.
344
00:28:37,290 --> 00:28:39,580
Vegas is the only
place in the world...
345
00:28:39,670 --> 00:28:43,210
...where you are allowed to get
married at anytime, in any condition!
346
00:28:47,290 --> 00:28:50,880
And people often do get
hammered and then married.
347
00:28:57,210 --> 00:28:59,170
And maybe that night, we...
348
00:29:00,630 --> 00:29:02,210
Oh shit...
349
00:29:03,420 --> 00:29:05,290
Thank you. Thank you very much.
350
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,830
No no no no
351
00:29:53,540 --> 00:29:58,420
Aaaaaaah!!!
352
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,500
Please don't cry. Everybody's staring.
353
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,630
We can annul this marriage.
354
00:30:14,210 --> 00:30:15,630
Britney Spears did it too.
355
00:30:17,170 --> 00:30:21,170
No... no... no... no. An annulment
is very different from a divorce.
356
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,830
When two people get married under..
357
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,000
...'Not normal' conditions the law
gives them the right to cancel...
358
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,080
...the marriage without
having to file for a divorce.
359
00:30:28,170 --> 00:30:29,880
It's like never having
gotten married in the first place.
360
00:30:49,170 --> 00:30:51,040
We're going to have to annul this.
361
00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:55,920
Don't worry an annulment is
very different from a divorce.
362
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,330
Britney Spears has done it too.
363
00:30:57,420 --> 00:30:59,130
I'm aware of that.
- Good.
364
00:30:59,210 --> 00:31:01,630
2 strawberry shakes
and a number 3 please.
365
00:31:11,250 --> 00:31:15,000
So... You were
rather charged last night.
366
00:31:16,170 --> 00:31:19,670
Me? You mean we!
367
00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:23,710
I'm always charged. But you!
368
00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:28,170
In all that excitement
I don't know where I left my scooter.
369
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,500
I'm going to have to
register a police complaint.
370
00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:33,040
Is 4 days enough?
371
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,040
Enough for what?
372
00:31:35,630 --> 00:31:36,830
To have a child.
373
00:31:37,130 --> 00:31:38,420
To get an annulment, what else!
374
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,630
Why? Do you plan on
getting married again in 4 days?
375
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,500
I want to spend New Years in India.
376
00:31:43,580 --> 00:31:44,790
Hello?
377
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,380
Spending new years with your family..
378
00:31:46,630 --> 00:31:49,380
...or staying married
to a total stranger?
379
00:31:50,210 --> 00:31:51,380
Prioritize!
380
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:56,210
Can I suggest something? What if we tear
the marriage certificate?
381
00:31:56,460 --> 00:31:57,580
It'll be our secret.
382
00:31:59,210 --> 00:32:00,420
Do you think we're
playing house-house here?
383
00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:04,960
This is a legal marriage and
I would like to legally cancel it.
384
00:32:08,540 --> 00:32:09,670
Can we leave?
385
00:32:19,670 --> 00:32:21,250
My husband will take care of that.
386
00:32:29,630 --> 00:32:31,790
Your shoes are a size too big for me.
387
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:35,080
I sincerely apologise.
Next time will buy shoes in your size.
388
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,420
Hangover
389
00:32:37,630 --> 00:32:39,130
Are you feeling okay?
390
00:32:51,130 --> 00:32:54,380
I'm sorry, last night
I should have never instigated...
391
00:32:54,460 --> 00:32:55,920
...you into drinking that much.
392
00:32:56,460 --> 00:32:59,750
Sometimes I behave really stupidly.
393
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,330
I wish when I make a mistake..
394
00:33:03,670 --> 00:33:05,130
...someone would correct
me right then and there.
395
00:33:05,210 --> 00:33:08,500
Please stop blowing into your
milkshake. It's very irritating.
396
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,000
Exactly... Thanks!
397
00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:17,500
You could have warned me
before putting the window up.
398
00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:19,210
Wow! You're actually
blaming me for this one too?
399
00:33:19,630 --> 00:33:21,250
Can you ever find faults in yourself?
400
00:33:21,670 --> 00:33:23,080
You're the one who shut the window.
401
00:33:23,540 --> 00:33:25,710
Clean it. Properly.
402
00:33:28,380 --> 00:33:30,920
Apart from behaving stupidly,
you have a million other issues.
403
00:33:31,130 --> 00:33:33,080
Instead of marrying me you
should have married your psychologist.
404
00:33:33,170 --> 00:33:35,080
Since you've met me
you've driven me crazy.
405
00:33:35,170 --> 00:33:36,500
Really! You need help!
406
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,500
I need help? Have you
ever looked in a mirror?
407
00:33:39,710 --> 00:33:42,630
You drive like an aunty,
eat food like an old woman.
408
00:33:42,710 --> 00:33:46,040
You're a girl. You should buy
yourself a dress. I'll pay for it.
409
00:33:46,130 --> 00:33:47,960
I see, Mrs. Laxmi Mittal!
410
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,580
You're the one shelling out all
the cash since last night right?
411
00:33:49,670 --> 00:33:52,420
The 50 cents at 7/11,
the alcohol bill last night...
412
00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:55,040
...and not to forget today mornings
breakfast... 'I'll buy you a dress'
413
00:33:55,130 --> 00:33:57,710
Stop the car. Stop the car...
- Go ahead now, throw a tantrum.
414
00:33:57,790 --> 00:33:59,080
If nothing else works, you
might as well throw a tantrum.
415
00:33:59,170 --> 00:34:01,670
I'm not throwing a tantrum.
We've reached my house.
416
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,920
Will definitely return your
money the next time I see you.
417
00:34:11,790 --> 00:34:14,170
By the way your memory
seems to have failed you,
418
00:34:14,540 --> 00:34:16,540
I've already returned your 50 Cents
419
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,750
If only my memory was as sharp as
you tongue, I'd have remembered.
420
00:34:18,830 --> 00:34:20,460
Thanks for the compliment.
It was nice knowing you.
421
00:34:20,540 --> 00:34:21,830
Just let me know when and where..
422
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,790
...I should come to
sign the annulment papers.
423
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,830
Trust me. Can't wait.
424
00:34:43,580 --> 00:34:45,250
Hey. Come on, guys.
425
00:34:45,630 --> 00:34:47,420
No rent, no house.
426
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:50,420
Please.
427
00:34:51,630 --> 00:34:54,250
Mom, please don't yell at me.
428
00:34:54,790 --> 00:34:56,080
I need help.
429
00:34:57,250 --> 00:35:00,330
Mom, how long will it take
for you to transfer the money?
430
00:35:01,540 --> 00:35:02,830
By tomorrow?
431
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:06,460
Mom, I've pawned
whatever I could have.
432
00:35:06,540 --> 00:35:08,250
I'm still short of 400 dollars.
433
00:35:08,670 --> 00:35:10,710
And all the budget hotels
are booked for Christmas.
434
00:35:10,790 --> 00:35:12,420
Mom, please don't cry.
435
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,210
Don't worry, Mom.
436
00:35:15,290 --> 00:35:17,170
I've found a solution.
437
00:35:19,170 --> 00:35:21,380
May I help you!
- No thanks.
438
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,670
Excuse me, Sir.
439
00:35:34,210 --> 00:35:38,040
Your girlfriend parked the scooter
by the trashcans last night.
440
00:35:38,540 --> 00:35:39,670
I'm sorry.
441
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,790
And you guys puked.
442
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,210
A lot.
443
00:35:48,830 --> 00:35:50,040
I'll
- I'll call her.
444
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,830
My building security
guard has found your scooter.
445
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,710
Please come and pick it up tomorrow.
446
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:02,040
Also you have to sign some
papers for the lawyers' appointment.
447
00:36:02,130 --> 00:36:03,630
Great scooter.
448
00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:05,380
Perfect.
449
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:15,080
Hi.
450
00:36:15,170 --> 00:36:17,420
I've got a business
proposition for you.
451
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:19,420
At 3:00 am?
452
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,500
I'm a morning person.
453
00:36:21,830 --> 00:36:24,630
It's lightweight, heavy duty,
great mileage, eco-friendly.
454
00:36:24,710 --> 00:36:26,000
Just for three ninety-nine.
455
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,830
I don't want to buy your scooter.
456
00:36:28,210 --> 00:36:30,710
Come on. It's a great deal.
457
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,040
Please don't waste
any more of my time.
458
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,170
Think of something else.
459
00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:35,460
What should I think of?
460
00:36:35,540 --> 00:36:38,080
Mom will take another twelve hours
to transfer money into my account.
461
00:36:38,170 --> 00:36:40,670
Dad's on the ship. And
all the cheap hotels...
462
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,000
Trust me, I've tried everything.
463
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,330
Pre-pone your ticket.
464
00:36:46,420 --> 00:36:48,170
I have a job interview tomorrow.
465
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,080
It's okay.
466
00:36:54,830 --> 00:36:58,000
It's my problem. I'll find a solution.
467
00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:02,130
I'll sleep on the roadside. I'll beg.
468
00:37:02,670 --> 00:37:06,580
Push comes to shove, it's Vegas,
I'll sell myself.
469
00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:10,880
Thank you very much for your help.
470
00:37:13,710 --> 00:37:17,460
Listen, you can sleep here tonight.
471
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:21,130
When your money gets transferred
tomorrow, you can decide what to do.
472
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,670
Are you sure?
473
00:37:25,130 --> 00:37:27,960
Don't be silly.
You sleep in the bedroom.
474
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,130
This is for you.
475
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,420
Thank you.
476
00:38:09,540 --> 00:38:10,710
Don't.
477
00:38:12,130 --> 00:38:13,330
Sorry.
478
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:17,170
What time is your interview?
- Right now.
479
00:38:17,830 --> 00:38:21,130
If you don't mind,
after your interview,
480
00:38:21,210 --> 00:38:23,750
could you drop off the
annulment papers at City Hall?
481
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,830
I might get late.
- Sure.
482
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,710
I just have to go to
the thrift store but...
483
00:38:28,790 --> 00:38:31,040
Okay, so then what we can do is,
I can pick you up from City Hall
484
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,040
And then take you to the
thrift store to get your stuff back.
485
00:38:33,130 --> 00:38:34,330
Sounds good.
486
00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:40,460
Oh! Last night I found this
visiting card on your couch.
487
00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:43,500
Boobs-a-liscious Escort Agency.
488
00:38:44,250 --> 00:38:48,000
Since 1956.
489
00:38:51,380 --> 00:38:53,880
They were very big clients of my firm.
490
00:38:57,420 --> 00:38:59,170
I'm getting late. I should be leaving.
491
00:39:00,630 --> 00:39:04,920
Good luck.
- You too.
492
00:39:28,170 --> 00:39:30,750
Lahul Kapool, light?
493
00:39:31,710 --> 00:39:33,170
RahulKapoon.
494
00:39:35,170 --> 00:39:36,580
LahulKapooL.
495
00:40:06,710 --> 00:40:09,420
Boss said
- You, No job.
496
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,170
Are you sure?
497
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:26,080
Sure.
498
00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:27,420
Sure.
499
00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:28,630
Sure.
500
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:51,830
So, how was your interview?
501
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,040
Listen, I'm really
sorry about your interview.
502
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,540
Don't be, it's not your fault.
503
00:41:04,290 --> 00:41:05,580
How was your interview?
504
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,170
Alright.
505
00:41:07,290 --> 00:41:09,080
They might call me
back in a couple of days.
506
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:17,000
Listen, I know a place where
you'll definitely feel better.
507
00:41:18,580 --> 00:41:21,830
Or actually, let it be.
508
00:41:22,130 --> 00:41:26,040
Mom's just sent me money,
and I'll blow it up again.
509
00:41:26,460 --> 00:41:28,460
Where would I feel better?
510
00:41:31,540 --> 00:41:32,710
I'm paying.
511
00:41:33,540 --> 00:41:34,710
Take a right.
512
00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:44,000
What are we doing?
513
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,830
It's pay back time.
514
00:41:46,330 --> 00:41:50,130
The Japanese didn't hire you,
so we hired them.
515
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:53,040
Do it properly-
516
00:41:54,540 --> 00:41:55,790
Why am I laughing?
517
00:41:56,130 --> 00:41:58,250
It's not funny. I'm unemployed.
518
00:41:58,330 --> 00:42:02,080
Will keeping a straight face
help you get your job back?
519
00:42:04,830 --> 00:42:10,290
I was thinking, if it's just
a matter of a couple of days...
520
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:12,000
...you can stay at my place.
521
00:42:15,420 --> 00:42:18,380
It's so true, "your
husband is your God".
522
00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:21,000
Such wise words.
523
00:42:23,670 --> 00:42:25,000
That secretary was right.
524
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:26,670
You need more sessions.
525
00:42:27,710 --> 00:42:30,040
I don't what convinced
me to go a psychologist.
526
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,540
Break-ups are always bad.
527
00:42:32,630 --> 00:42:34,710
Psychologists make them expensive too.
528
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,540
Especially your first break-up.
529
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,580
The weeping, the sobbing, the depressing
love songs, the blank calls.
530
00:42:39,670 --> 00:42:40,790
Ooof!
531
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:44,250
Ohhh, so you've had
your heart broken too?
532
00:42:44,330 --> 00:42:45,460
Tell me about it.
533
00:42:45,750 --> 00:42:46,960
Are you crazy?
534
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,170
Tell me.
535
00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:51,040
No.
- Come on. Big deal ya.
536
00:42:51,130 --> 00:42:52,880
No.
- Come on. Please.
537
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,330
Now we're friends right?
538
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,460
Right. Anyway.
539
00:43:01,170 --> 00:43:06,080
We'd been dating for about a year and
I was only allowed to hold her hand.
540
00:43:06,170 --> 00:43:07,460
So you never...
541
00:43:08,380 --> 00:43:10,670
No... No.
542
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,580
Who was the last girl you dated?
543
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:14,210
Are you interviewing me?
544
00:43:14,290 --> 00:43:16,920
No, I'm just sharing in your sorrow.
545
00:43:17,380 --> 00:43:18,630
Come on, tell me.
546
00:43:19,670 --> 00:43:20,920
Anusha.
547
00:43:21,460 --> 00:43:23,210
Family friend, lives here in Vegas.
548
00:43:23,460 --> 00:43:24,960
Mom and dad suggested so...
549
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:27,750
So?
550
00:43:27,830 --> 00:43:28,960
So what?
551
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,500
We went on a few dates after which,
she stopped calling.
552
00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:33,750
Why?
553
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,130
I don't know. I guess
I wasn't good enough or something.
554
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,830
I've understood your problem.
555
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:45,710
You need to start dating again.
556
00:43:45,790 --> 00:43:46,920
Excuse me?
557
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,250
What problem?
558
00:43:48,710 --> 00:43:50,960
You have a really low self-esteem
and nothing will give your ego...
559
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,420
...a bigger boost than
hooking up with a chick.
560
00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:54,960
Call Anusha.
561
00:43:55,830 --> 00:43:57,000
I'm ignoring you.
562
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:59,630
Erhhhhhhh. At dinner. Give her
a hundred percent attention.
563
00:43:59,710 --> 00:44:01,250
Eat less and listen more.
564
00:44:01,330 --> 00:44:04,000
Give her lots of
compliments and lots of wine.
565
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:07,830
And because you let me live here,
I'll tell you a special trick.
566
00:44:08,170 --> 00:44:09,710
Don't drive your car to dinner.
567
00:44:10,170 --> 00:44:14,290
Every girl likes to drive her
boyfriend home once in a while.
568
00:44:15,580 --> 00:44:16,710
Are you listening?
569
00:44:16,790 --> 00:44:17,920
No.
- Come on.
570
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,540
No.
- You're calling her.
571
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:21,170
Absolutely not.
572
00:44:21,250 --> 00:44:23,170
I know you're going to call her.
- I'm not going to call her.
573
00:44:23,250 --> 00:44:24,580
Really?
- Ya, really.
574
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:30,330
Call her.
- I'm not going to call her. Okay.
575
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,670
Hello, Anusha?
576
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,380
So.
577
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,170
So.
578
00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:11,290
I mean, this dinner plan
was a little out of the blue.
579
00:45:11,710 --> 00:45:13,420
Anything important?
580
00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:16,380
No. Just.
581
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:20,920
Uh... mom mentioned
your parents were in town.
582
00:45:21,250 --> 00:45:24,960
Ya. Dad had a meeting and.
583
00:45:26,460 --> 00:45:27,790
You look very hot tonight.
584
00:45:31,670 --> 00:45:34,040
I'm sorry. I... I'm sorry.
585
00:45:34,790 --> 00:45:36,000
So.
586
00:45:37,540 --> 00:45:39,880
Actually, I'm glad you noticed.
587
00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:46,500
You always liked my
hair untied didn't you?
588
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,250
More wine?
589
00:45:52,540 --> 00:45:56,170
Rahul, I think you've
forgotten the effect wine has on me.
590
00:45:56,670 --> 00:45:59,000
You know, it's an aphrodisiac.
591
00:46:00,130 --> 00:46:02,880
And I'm working tomorrow.
592
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,080
Bad idea.
593
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,000
There's a lot more to life than work.
594
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,500
Where have you been hiding this Rahul?
595
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:14,750
Ummm... well, if we hadn't
met through our parents,
596
00:46:14,830 --> 00:46:17,210
You'd have gotten to know me better.
597
00:46:19,670 --> 00:46:21,040
Same here.
598
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:28,540
So, what don't
I know about this Rahul.
599
00:46:31,710 --> 00:46:33,170
It was my foot.
600
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,960
I know. Ya. I know.
601
00:46:38,170 --> 00:46:41,380
Like what? What don't I know?
602
00:46:42,330 --> 00:46:44,960
Are you wild?
603
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,380
Ya, I'm wild.
604
00:46:47,460 --> 00:46:48,750
How wild?
605
00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:51,830
A hunter doesn't
keep count of his prey.
606
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:53,330
Really?
607
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:58,500
Have you ever done it in a plane?
608
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:04,040
No. The bathrooms are really small.
609
00:47:04,130 --> 00:47:07,210
But you can ask for
a big blanket right?
610
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,170
Very true.
611
00:47:09,250 --> 00:47:12,000
And in a bathroom?
612
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:15,710
Obviously, so many times
that I can't even remember.
613
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,040
What's the matter?
614
00:47:18,130 --> 00:47:20,040
I'm going to the bathroom.
615
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,000
Okay-
616
00:47:23,210 --> 00:47:31,830
Rahul... I'm going to the bathroom.
617
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,130
Hi.
618
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,250
Hello.
619
00:48:29,420 --> 00:48:33,040
So, what do you want to do?
620
00:48:35,170 --> 00:48:37,500
We can eat our food first.
It's getting cold.
621
00:48:38,170 --> 00:48:43,040
Hmmm. I hope apart from
your sense of humor...
622
00:48:43,290 --> 00:48:45,540
...everything else
has improved as well.
623
00:48:46,130 --> 00:48:47,460
Yes, definitely.
624
00:48:48,330 --> 00:48:49,790
Do one thing.
625
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,330
Come this side.
626
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:58,130
Sit.
627
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,250
Shut the seat.
628
00:49:00,460 --> 00:49:01,630
Sorry.
629
00:49:09,790 --> 00:49:10,960
What?
630
00:49:11,170 --> 00:49:13,040
Oh! Sorry.
631
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,420
So, where were we?
632
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:24,210
Anusha, I don't think I can do this.
633
00:49:24,290 --> 00:49:25,830
What can't you do?
634
00:49:26,290 --> 00:49:29,130
I want to go out.
635
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:33,630
Are you trying to play hard to get?
636
00:49:33,710 --> 00:49:37,790
Aaah! Anusha, please.
637
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:40,000
Rahul, please!
638
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,000
Please.
- Rahul, please.
639
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:43,210
No.
640
00:49:43,290 --> 00:49:46,040
Rahul shhhh... quiet.
641
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:48,210
Listen to me.
642
00:49:48,290 --> 00:49:49,500
No.
643
00:49:50,170 --> 00:49:54,040
Anusha, please.
644
00:49:54,130 --> 00:49:56,130
Dirty DOY-
645
00:49:56,210 --> 00:49:58,460
I'm not kidding.
- Shut up.
646
00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:20,040
Why are you wet?
647
00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:23,130
I went to a rain dance.
Do you have a problem with that?
648
00:50:23,210 --> 00:50:24,330
No.
649
00:50:28,540 --> 00:50:29,920
So, what did you have for dinner?
650
00:50:31,130 --> 00:50:32,420
Six liters of water.
651
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,540
If you're hungry
I know a place close by.
652
00:50:45,460 --> 00:50:48,380
If you had told me on the phone,
I could have carried a towel.
653
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:51,040
It was a completely rubbish plan.
Please do me a favor...
654
00:50:51,130 --> 00:50:53,460
Don't ever give me
your any advise again..
655
00:50:53,710 --> 00:50:55,790
I asked you to go on a date with her.
656
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:58,290
Little did I know...
she'd take you for a shower!
657
00:51:02,750 --> 00:51:03,920
I hate her.
658
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,790
She's on my list of top
ten most hated people.
659
00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:11,210
Shameless!! At least apologize.
660
00:51:12,750 --> 00:51:14,210
Okay, okay, sorry.
661
00:51:14,330 --> 00:51:16,330
And you can at least
wish me happy birthday.
662
00:51:17,500 --> 00:51:18,670
Today?
663
00:51:19,580 --> 00:51:20,960
Happy birthday.
664
00:51:25,630 --> 00:51:27,380
Do you sleep with a seat belt on?
665
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:31,330
L.. umm.. drive the car.
666
00:51:31,540 --> 00:51:33,130
And wear your seat belt
667
00:51:33,210 --> 00:51:35,500
Okay Cranky pants!
668
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:51,170
Did you always want
to be an architect?
669
00:51:51,380 --> 00:51:52,670
Nope .. A hairstylist
670
00:51:54,210 --> 00:51:58,290
Very funny. - Actually..
- I was quite fond of photography.
671
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:02,170
Oh God! I'd take random
pictures of lampposts and insects.
672
00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:05,330
How creative. It's a good
that you didn't pursue it...
673
00:52:05,420 --> 00:52:06,630
...or you would have found
yourself sleeping under one...
674
00:52:06,710 --> 00:52:07,920
...of those very same lampposts.
675
00:52:08,170 --> 00:52:09,920
That's exactly what
my mum and dad said.
676
00:52:11,130 --> 00:52:12,880
Do you always listen
to everything they say?
677
00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:14,250
Yup.
678
00:52:14,330 --> 00:52:15,580
Don't you get irritated
trying to fulfill each...
679
00:52:15,670 --> 00:52:18,000
...and every expectation of theirs?
680
00:52:19,130 --> 00:52:23,250
You know, when I was a child
and my parents irritated me..
681
00:52:23,580 --> 00:52:26,330
...I would get angry and break all
the expensive things in the house.
682
00:52:26,670 --> 00:52:28,330
So you think you've grown up now?
683
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:32,290
Nope! There aren't any
expensive things left to break.
684
00:52:32,830 --> 00:52:35,750
Is this my new look?
685
00:52:35,830 --> 00:52:36,960
Wait till it's styled.
686
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,210
Hello.
687
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,540
Ya.. this is Riana.
688
00:52:41,130 --> 00:52:45,130
Yes.. yes I did.
689
00:52:46,420 --> 00:52:49,040
But I'm going to India in 2 days.
690
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,540
Okay, great.. I'll contact you soon.
691
00:52:56,170 --> 00:52:57,920
Yessss!
692
00:52:59,210 --> 00:53:01,420
I got the job. A one-year contract,
a return ticket...
693
00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:02,830
...and accommodation as well.
694
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,080
Let's celebrate.
695
00:53:04,170 --> 00:53:05,460
My treat.
696
00:53:05,540 --> 00:53:06,830
No. It's my birthday.
697
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:09,920
How much money do you have
in your wallet? 20 dollars?
698
00:53:11,130 --> 00:53:13,080
Very funny. Say we're gonna have fun.
699
00:53:13,170 --> 00:53:14,290
We're gonna have fun.
- Louder
700
00:53:14,380 --> 00:53:15,540
We're gonna have fun!!!
701
00:53:15,630 --> 00:53:18,330
LOUDER!!!!!
' We're gonna have FUN!!!!!!
702
00:55:08,380 --> 00:55:09,830
Where are you taking me?
703
00:55:10,290 --> 00:55:12,250
You like breaking things right?
704
00:55:13,380 --> 00:55:14,790
Surprise!
705
00:55:47,130 --> 00:55:50,960
Thank you!! For the best birthday ever
706
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,210
Take it easy.
707
00:56:01,580 --> 00:56:04,250
Don't worry, I can handle it.
708
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:13,500
Shit! I love her.
709
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:42,080
So it happened on the
710
00:58:42,210 --> 00:58:43,630
25th of December, Christmas?
711
00:58:43,750 --> 00:58:44,960
Yes.
712
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,170
Were there drugs involved?
713
00:58:46,290 --> 00:58:48,670
No.
- Just alcohol.
714
00:58:48,790 --> 00:58:50,000
And you both agree it was a mistake?
715
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:51,380
Oh yes.
- Yes.
716
00:58:52,290 --> 00:58:53,460
Have you had sex?
717
00:58:53,540 --> 00:58:54,670
No.
- Yes.
718
00:58:59,710 --> 00:59:02,170
Umm... Not with him.
719
00:59:02,710 --> 00:59:04,210
I thought you meant otherwise.
720
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,540
Okay, your application will
be passed on for processing.
721
00:59:15,670 --> 00:59:17,460
You can both come
back on January sixth.
722
00:59:17,580 --> 00:59:18,710
Thank you.
723
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:22,670
So you haven't told
you parents anything?
724
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:24,210
What would I tell them?
725
00:59:24,330 --> 00:59:27,000
Mom, dad... I lost my job.
726
00:59:27,710 --> 00:59:28,920
And guess what?
727
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,790
I got so hammered one night
that I ended up marrying a barber.
728
00:59:33,130 --> 00:59:34,540
Hairstylist. Anyway...
729
00:59:34,670 --> 00:59:36,130
You could have tried to explain.
730
00:59:36,250 --> 00:59:38,540
You were allowed colas and
candies when you were a kid right?
731
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:41,920
I'm still allowed. Why?
732
00:59:42,250 --> 00:59:44,710
Because there are two
kinds of parents in this world.
733
00:59:45,130 --> 00:59:48,830
One that allow cola and
candies and one that don't.
734
00:59:49,460 --> 00:59:51,130
Mine were the latter.
735
00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:53,080
The ones with the rules.
736
00:59:53,630 --> 00:59:54,830
How sad.
737
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:56,130
You want some?
738
00:59:58,580 --> 01:00:00,670
In my family, rules were unheard of.
739
01:00:01,380 --> 01:00:03,920
My dad used to jump on the
bed with me when I was younger.
740
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:05,420
Initially it was a lot of fun.
741
01:00:05,630 --> 01:00:08,170
Till one day. The bed broke.
742
01:00:08,540 --> 01:00:10,380
He fractured his arm.
743
01:00:10,790 --> 01:00:12,420
And I broke my front two teeth.
744
01:00:13,130 --> 01:00:14,290
Are they false?
745
01:00:22,380 --> 01:00:24,130
You're bum's rather cute.
746
01:00:24,250 --> 01:00:25,380
It's an eight on ten.
747
01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:27,630
I wish my bum was as cute.
748
01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:28,830
What do you think?
749
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:30,130
Three.
- What?
750
01:00:30,710 --> 01:00:31,750
Four.
751
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:33,040
Four?
- And a half.
752
01:00:37,330 --> 01:00:39,080
Okay five. Five and a half.
753
01:00:39,290 --> 01:00:40,500
Five and a half?
754
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,630
Okay I'll be nice to you.
755
01:00:45,750 --> 01:00:46,500
It's a six and a half.
756
01:00:46,580 --> 01:00:47,830
I think it's a perfect ten.
757
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:48,830
I agree with you. You're right.
758
01:00:53,630 --> 01:00:55,670
Okay. Why don't you get on top.
759
01:00:56,500 --> 01:00:58,210
Now push
760
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,170
Push harder.
761
01:01:00,250 --> 01:01:01,330
No no... a little to the right.
To the right.
762
01:01:01,830 --> 01:01:03,000
A little more. Just push a bit.
763
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:05,130
Yes. Push. There.
764
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:08,130
Pervert.
765
01:01:08,580 --> 01:01:09,710
There's no hope for you.
766
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,170
Speak with respect.
767
01:01:11,380 --> 01:01:12,500
I'm your wife.
768
01:01:13,630 --> 01:01:15,710
Who's going to harass
me once you're gone?
769
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:18,210
Why? You think
you're going to miss me?
770
01:01:18,830 --> 01:01:21,000
Don't be cute.
- Really? You'll miss me?
771
01:01:22,540 --> 01:01:24,170
Ummm
- Maybe.
772
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:26,710
Or maybe not.
773
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:28,790
Coz this will keep you busy.
774
01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:31,580
Happy New Year.
775
01:01:51,580 --> 01:01:53,080
There's no need to get so emotional.
776
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,290
It's a second hand camera.
777
01:01:58,330 --> 01:01:59,460
Who are you?
778
01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:01,170
Your new best friend.
779
01:02:10,710 --> 01:02:11,960
Thank you.
780
01:02:15,130 --> 01:02:17,540
You can sleep in the
bedroom tonight too.
781
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,290
I'll crash out here on the couch.
782
01:02:20,290 --> 01:02:23,670
You're not that cute,
that I won't be able to control myself.
783
01:02:24,710 --> 01:02:25,960
Do you snore?
784
01:02:27,290 --> 01:02:28,420
Lots.
785
01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:31,000
Don't. Don't take my picture.
786
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:32,170
I'm not photogenic.
787
01:02:32,290 --> 01:02:33,630
That's not the camera's fault.
788
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:35,080
Fine. Click my picture.
789
01:02:35,290 --> 01:02:36,460
There's no roll in the camera.
790
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:38,210
Cheapskate.
791
01:02:39,290 --> 01:02:40,540
There's no roll?
792
01:02:46,790 --> 01:02:48,000
Ri.
793
01:02:48,710 --> 01:02:49,830
Ya.
794
01:02:51,460 --> 01:02:52,580
Are you sleeping?
795
01:02:57,290 --> 01:02:59,790
It's fine. What's up?
796
01:03:01,540 --> 01:03:02,670
Nothing really.
797
01:03:04,210 --> 01:03:05,540
Go back to sleep.
798
01:03:14,170 --> 01:03:16,130
I don't know why I'm disturbing
you in the middle of the night.
799
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:19,790
Goodnight.
- You're allowed to disturb me.
800
01:03:30,580 --> 01:03:31,750
What's the trick?
801
01:03:33,540 --> 01:03:34,710
What?
802
01:03:35,210 --> 01:03:37,210
You're always so happy.
803
01:03:37,830 --> 01:03:41,210
I look at you and wish I was you.
804
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,380
I wish I had planned my life
out like you've planned yours.
805
01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:48,380
You're doing exactly
what you wanted to do.
806
01:03:48,830 --> 01:03:51,130
I'm twenty-five years old..
807
01:03:52,670 --> 01:03:53,960
...and I still think...
808
01:03:54,460 --> 01:03:57,130
...that some day I'll wake
up and understand everything.
809
01:03:59,170 --> 01:04:01,540
Who I really am.
What I really want to do.
810
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,960
I just wish I had a plan like you.
811
01:04:07,290 --> 01:04:08,460
Plan?
812
01:04:10,460 --> 01:04:13,210
I wanted to be a ballet
dancer not a hairstylist.
813
01:04:17,130 --> 01:04:19,130
The plan was to go to Paris.
814
01:04:20,580 --> 01:04:22,580
But one day after
rehearsal on my way home..
815
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:25,460
...I had an accident.
816
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:27,880
Here.
817
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:30,540
I have a steel ball in my ankle..
818
01:04:32,330 --> 01:04:34,330
...and that's why
I can never be a dancer.
819
01:04:35,330 --> 01:04:36,710
I'm sorry.
820
01:04:38,210 --> 01:04:40,040
I'm rather defective? Am I not?
821
01:04:40,830 --> 01:04:43,080
False teeth, a steel
ball in my ankle...
822
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,420
...and my dad says my one
eye is smaller than the other.
823
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:51,210
You're completely crazy.
824
01:04:54,540 --> 01:04:55,710
Go back to sleep.
825
01:04:55,790 --> 01:04:57,040
Goodnight.
826
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:02,630
Do you feel you're
the first person in the world..
827
01:05:02,710 --> 01:05:04,000
...who's failed at something?
828
01:05:04,290 --> 01:05:08,130
No. I'm the first person in
my family who's failed at something.
829
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:13,210
It's a good thing.
830
01:05:13,460 --> 01:05:14,750
Someone started the trend.
831
01:05:15,670 --> 01:05:16,790
It's not funny.
832
01:05:17,210 --> 01:05:18,330
It is.
833
01:05:18,420 --> 01:05:19,540
Can't you see?
834
01:05:19,630 --> 01:05:23,540
You don't have a job,
you've married a fool like me.
835
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:26,580
And you're taking advise from me as...
836
01:05:26,750 --> 01:05:29,790
...if I were Rajneesh
Osho not Riana Braganza.
837
01:05:31,750 --> 01:05:33,040
Take a break.
838
01:05:33,830 --> 01:05:35,170
Come to India with me.
839
01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:36,830
Now that's funny.
840
01:05:37,210 --> 01:05:38,500
I'm not kidding.
841
01:05:40,170 --> 01:05:41,290
Goodnight.
842
01:05:44,830 --> 01:05:45,960
What's the problem?
843
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,210
You don't have any job
interview for the next week.
844
01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:52,580
The problem is that you and my
parents live in the same city.
845
01:05:53,460 --> 01:05:55,170
And they think I have a job here.
846
01:05:56,290 --> 01:05:57,420
Right.
847
01:05:58,330 --> 01:05:59,500
Bad idea.
848
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:02,210
Goodnight.
849
01:06:05,630 --> 01:06:07,080
Have you ever bunked school?
850
01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:09,040
Have you gone crazy?
851
01:06:09,750 --> 01:06:13,130
If I can stay at your house,
why can't you stay at mine?
852
01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:26,420
No, no, no.
853
01:06:54,540 --> 01:06:57,960
Ri, I'm feeling really weird.
I'm just going to stay in a hotel.
854
01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,290
Have you gone mad?
855
01:06:59,420 --> 01:07:00,880
Exactly. What am I doing?
856
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:02,420
You're on holiday with me.
857
01:07:03,210 --> 01:07:04,920
No no... I'm going home.
858
01:07:05,330 --> 01:07:06,960
Will you drop me to Peddar Road?
859
01:07:08,080 --> 01:07:09,460
I'll make up some excuse.
860
01:07:09,750 --> 01:07:10,920
The company's sent me.
861
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,330
Shhhhhh!
- For research.
862
01:07:13,460 --> 01:07:14,960
What are your parents going to think?
863
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:16,710
Relax. They're very chilled out.
They got a little hyper..
864
01:07:16,790 --> 01:07:18,830
...when they found about
our drunken marriage but...
865
01:07:19,460 --> 01:07:20,580
- Excuse me? They know?
866
01:07:20,670 --> 01:07:22,630
Obviously and they also know
we're getting it annulled.
867
01:07:22,710 --> 01:07:23,830
Riana.
868
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:25,170
Dad.
- Baby...
869
01:07:25,290 --> 01:07:26,750
Baby...
- How are you?
870
01:07:27,500 --> 01:07:28,920
Dad, meet Rahul.
871
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:32,290
Ohhhh! Son-in-law.
872
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:34,210
Hope you're not drunk right now?
873
01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:36,080
Sorry Sir... I
-... Dad, stop it.
874
01:07:36,170 --> 01:07:39,790
Ri... Ri... Ri... Hi, baby, hi.
875
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:41,040
How are you?
876
01:07:41,130 --> 01:07:44,380
Sherry.
- Aunty I'm... really scared of dogs.
877
01:07:44,540 --> 01:07:45,630
I'm
- I'm really scared of dogs.
878
01:07:45,710 --> 01:07:47,210
No no, don't worry
he won't do anything.
879
01:07:47,290 --> 01:07:49,710
Don't be scared.
Just tickle his balls.
880
01:07:49,790 --> 01:07:50,960
Cheee Phil.
881
01:07:51,460 --> 01:07:52,920
Phil help him.
882
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:54,830
Help him. Come,
Rahul... come upstairs.
883
01:07:54,920 --> 01:07:56,000
Don't be afraid.
884
01:08:00,420 --> 01:08:04,040
Sorry Rahul, I haven't been
able to train him properly.
885
01:08:04,130 --> 01:08:06,170
No it's okay. He's a very cute dog.
886
01:08:06,380 --> 01:08:08,460
I'm talking about Phil.
- Home sweet home.
887
01:08:08,540 --> 01:08:10,500
Have you carried rocks in this bag?
888
01:08:10,580 --> 01:08:11,920
Phil come on. Help him
889
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:14,000
Where's granny?
- She's upstairs.
890
01:08:14,130 --> 01:08:16,460
Allow me sir, to carry it.
891
01:08:16,540 --> 01:08:20,040
Sherry... Sherry
- Sherry.
892
01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:21,210
Come, Rahul.
893
01:08:22,380 --> 01:08:23,830
There's a slight problem.
894
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:25,130
I hope you don't mind.
895
01:08:25,790 --> 01:08:28,250
The guest bedroom's
under renovation right now.
896
01:08:28,460 --> 01:08:33,130
So we thought you can
sleep between Nicole and me.
897
01:08:33,420 --> 01:08:35,460
Ya?
898
01:08:36,380 --> 01:08:38,420
What? You want to
sleep in Riana's room?
899
01:08:38,540 --> 01:08:40,170
No no.
- So that's fine with you right?
900
01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:43,380
The three of us can
cuddle up together.
901
01:08:44,130 --> 01:08:45,420
No problem?
- No.
902
01:08:46,790 --> 01:08:47,750
Joking!
903
01:08:48,330 --> 01:08:49,960
Dad!
- Ohhh!
904
01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:52,210
Sorry, Rahul.
905
01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:54,960
Until now you thought
I was the crazy one.
906
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:57,250
But welcome to the mad house.
907
01:08:57,710 --> 01:09:00,330
Come on, dad. - Something's burning
in the oven. - Coming.
908
01:09:00,540 --> 01:09:02,710
Damn! We'll have to eat
burnt food again today.
909
01:09:05,040 --> 01:09:06,420
He's a sweet guy
910
01:09:07,460 --> 01:09:09,420
Yup he is.
911
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:14,130
So... are you guys dating now?
912
01:09:14,580 --> 01:09:15,710
No.
913
01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:17,040
Have you slept with him?
914
01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:19,630
Phil she just said they're friends.
- Dad!
915
01:09:19,710 --> 01:09:21,710
Just checking you know.
916
01:09:22,790 --> 01:09:23,920
I'm your father after all.
917
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,130
He's a sweet guy.
918
01:09:25,290 --> 01:09:27,670
He needed a break, so I got him along.
919
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:30,040
I think he likes her.
920
01:09:30,130 --> 01:09:31,790
I think I like him.
921
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:33,210
He's rich.
922
01:09:34,670 --> 01:09:36,130
We're just friends
923
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:38,710
Ya! "friends"
- Ri!
924
01:09:38,830 --> 01:09:40,920
Steffy!
- Hi... - Hi.
925
01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:44,460
How are you?
- How are you?
926
01:09:44,540 --> 01:09:45,920
Hi baby.
927
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,000
Hi baby.
- Hi mom.
928
01:09:50,330 --> 01:09:51,580
If only you had given me a heads up,
929
01:09:51,670 --> 01:09:53,040
I would have bought you
a pair of pregnancy jeans too.
930
01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:55,580
Shut up! I've been on vacation.
It's just some holiday weight.
931
01:09:55,790 --> 01:09:57,380
Seems like it was a
rather heavy holiday.
932
01:09:57,500 --> 01:09:59,290
It's so lovely seeing you again Ri.
933
01:10:01,750 --> 01:10:03,920
And... why are you so damn decked up?
934
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:05,330
Okay now don't freak out.
935
01:10:05,420 --> 01:10:06,670
We're all going to the gymkhana.
936
01:10:06,750 --> 01:10:08,670
No! I've cooked us dinner.
937
01:10:08,750 --> 01:10:11,040
And I've just come. I'm so tired.
938
01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:12,710
She's so tired Steff.
939
01:10:12,790 --> 01:10:14,040
She's walked all the
way back from America.
940
01:10:14,130 --> 01:10:15,290
I don't want to come.
941
01:10:15,380 --> 01:10:17,920
I hate being amongst those oldies.
942
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,170
Dad, in a couple of years..
943
01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:21,960
...you're going to be
part of the same category.
944
01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:25,460
Come on, let's go.
- Alright. Let's go.
945
01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:29,750
But -... with my son-in-law.
946
01:10:29,830 --> 01:10:31,790
Ohhhhh!
- Dad, behave!
947
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,960
I forgot, Rahul's here.
948
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,040
Where's granny?
949
01:10:41,580 --> 01:10:43,000
Oh Jesus!
950
01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:45,420
Shameless boy.
951
01:10:45,630 --> 01:10:46,790
What is your name?
952
01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:48,920
Ummm
- RahuL
953
01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:50,710
The T.V.'s on.
954
01:10:51,170 --> 01:10:53,210
Amitabh can see you.
955
01:10:54,040 --> 01:10:55,210
What a shame!
956
01:10:55,790 --> 01:10:58,130
Granny... granny... granny...
- Bloody fool.
957
01:10:58,210 --> 01:10:59,880
Hi! I'm Steff.
958
01:10:59,960 --> 01:11:01,630
Sorry. Granny has a bit of a problem.
959
01:11:01,710 --> 01:11:04,080
Granny, you come with me. Come...
come - come along.
960
01:11:06,040 --> 01:11:08,670
Come... come
- come along.
961
01:11:08,790 --> 01:11:10,380
Where are you going?
- I'm just checking him out.
962
01:11:10,670 --> 01:11:11,790
He's not that cute!
963
01:11:12,330 --> 01:11:13,500
Hi!
~ Hi!
964
01:11:13,580 --> 01:11:15,250
Looking sharp.
- Thanks
965
01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:17,790
I'm... I'm Karan.
966
01:11:19,380 --> 01:11:21,290
Come on get ready...
We're all heading out.
967
01:11:21,830 --> 01:11:22,960
Ya.
968
01:11:25,630 --> 01:11:28,000
Ri, get your husband ready.
969
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:36,960
10, 9, 8, 7,6,5...
970
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:40,750
4,3,2,1...
971
01:11:41,170 --> 01:11:43,080
Happy New Year!
972
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:48,380
Happy New Year!
- Happy New Year!
973
01:11:48,710 --> 01:11:50,210
Happy New Year darling.
974
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:55,290
Happy New Year.
- Steffy... Steffy... be careful!
975
01:11:55,540 --> 01:11:58,500
The last time he got drunk,
he ended up marrying Riana.
976
01:11:59,460 --> 01:12:01,040
Rahul, ignore him please.
977
01:12:01,420 --> 01:12:03,210
Stop it Phil, sit down,
978
01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:17,210
Alright, alright! Who wants to dance?
979
01:12:17,630 --> 01:12:18,790
Dance?
980
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:21,330
I'm going to dance from my seat.
The Punjabi belly dance!
981
01:12:21,420 --> 01:12:24,380
How boring.
- Hey come on Rahul, let's dance.
982
01:12:24,460 --> 01:12:26,170
No Sir. I don't...
983
01:12:26,500 --> 01:12:29,080
Come on - come on...
You're family now, don't be shy.
984
01:12:29,170 --> 01:12:31,250
Auntyji! It's my favourite song!
985
01:16:41,040 --> 01:16:44,920
Bye baby -bye dad, bye mom.
- Goodnight.
986
01:16:45,580 --> 01:16:47,290
Phil, come on. Let's go.
987
01:16:47,380 --> 01:16:48,920
Wake up, mumma.
988
01:16:49,040 --> 01:16:51,710
I didn't know you had
such a fun side hidden...
989
01:16:51,790 --> 01:16:53,330
...behind your boring personality.
990
01:16:53,540 --> 01:16:55,210
Actually, neither did I.
991
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,710
You move your bum pretty
well on the dance floor.
992
01:16:59,290 --> 01:17:01,420
You're not half as bad yourself.
993
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:05,790
Five on ten? Five and a half?
994
01:17:14,250 --> 01:17:15,460
A perfect ten.
995
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,000
Eh idiot! That's mine.
996
01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:22,040
Sorry Aunty.
997
01:17:54,420 --> 01:17:57,420
Hello Mom, Happy New Year.
998
01:17:57,540 --> 01:17:58,790
Thank you my darling.
999
01:17:58,880 --> 01:18:00,920
Same to you my baby.
1000
01:18:02,750 --> 01:18:04,380
Where have you been?
1001
01:18:05,330 --> 01:18:06,880
I've been calling you
for the past two days.
1002
01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:10,960
I'm sorry.. l.. I was at work.
1003
01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:14,080
I wish this year, you had
been with us for New Years.
1004
01:18:14,420 --> 01:18:16,540
I wish I was there too.
1005
01:18:16,830 --> 01:18:18,080
How was your New Years?
1006
01:18:18,170 --> 01:18:20,540
It was fantastic. You know...
1007
01:18:20,630 --> 01:18:25,000
The Shah's threw a party for
the Bulani's and everybody was there.
1008
01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:26,250
Rahul...
1009
01:18:26,330 --> 01:18:28,290
Shhhh shhhh shhhh!
1010
01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:31,960
Actually mom I got to be somewhere.
1011
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,170
I'll see you soon. Okay?
1012
01:18:33,250 --> 01:18:34,420
See me?
1013
01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:36,670
I mean I'll... I'll call you soon.
1014
01:18:36,750 --> 01:18:37,960
Bye mom.
1015
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:41,000
You're going to get me killed.
- Sorry!
1016
01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:42,210
Where are we going?
1017
01:18:42,290 --> 01:18:43,460
SchooL
1018
01:18:43,580 --> 01:18:44,750
School?
1019
01:18:44,830 --> 01:18:46,040
Come on.
1020
01:18:47,500 --> 01:18:48,670
I love this place.
1021
01:18:48,750 --> 01:18:50,670
It's my favorite!
1022
01:18:50,750 --> 01:18:52,750
I wish I never had to leave.
1023
01:18:52,830 --> 01:18:54,420
We must be the first
people in the world..
1024
01:18:54,500 --> 01:18:55,920
...who've come to school on a holiday.
1025
01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:57,880
Shut up! Come.
1026
01:18:58,540 --> 01:19:01,380
This is where my super hot
boyfriend played basketball...
1027
01:19:02,130 --> 01:19:04,250
...while all the girls stared at him.
1028
01:19:04,330 --> 01:19:06,330
Really? I'm sure he dumped you for..
1029
01:19:06,420 --> 01:19:08,210
...one of those very same girls.
1030
01:19:09,170 --> 01:19:10,500
Very smart.
1031
01:19:10,580 --> 01:19:12,330
This is cool.
- Are they real?
1032
01:19:12,420 --> 01:19:13,670
Maybe.
1033
01:19:14,380 --> 01:19:17,330
All my school had was
books and strict teachers.
1034
01:19:18,750 --> 01:19:21,040
This library was more famous for
holding hands under the table...
1035
01:19:21,130 --> 01:19:23,790
...than reading books on the table.
1036
01:19:24,130 --> 01:19:26,920
My boyfriend and me
used to sit on that table.
1037
01:19:27,290 --> 01:19:29,040
Only hands? Not...
1038
01:19:30,880 --> 01:19:32,380
This is my school hall..
1039
01:19:32,460 --> 01:19:33,670
...where I performed
for the last time...
1040
01:19:33,790 --> 01:19:35,830
...before I had my accident.
1041
01:19:36,540 --> 01:19:38,420
It's beautiful.
- Isn't it?
1042
01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:41,790
I was eight years old when
I performed here for the first time.
1043
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:43,170
Right there.
1044
01:19:44,710 --> 01:19:47,170
And I know it's
cheesy but right from...
1045
01:19:47,250 --> 01:19:49,380
...that moment I knew
I only wanted to be a dancer.
1046
01:19:50,210 --> 01:19:51,920
You miss this stage a lot don't you?
1047
01:19:54,170 --> 01:19:55,460
Sometimes.
1048
01:19:56,170 --> 01:19:58,040
I'm sure this stage misses you too.
1049
01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:01,040
Shut up!
1050
01:20:01,420 --> 01:20:02,880
You're quite talented.
1051
01:20:03,670 --> 01:20:05,040
Stop pulling my leg.
1052
01:20:05,130 --> 01:20:07,040
I'm not pulling your leg. I'm serious.
1053
01:20:07,130 --> 01:20:08,380
You were a ballet dancer.
1054
01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:10,420
Wanted to become an architect.
1055
01:20:12,040 --> 01:20:13,880
You're a stylist and look at me.
1056
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:16,250
I'm so... so...
1057
01:20:17,080 --> 01:20:18,330
So what?
1058
01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:20,080
Average.
1059
01:20:20,670 --> 01:20:21,880
Are you crazy?
1060
01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:23,580
That's you're best quality.
1061
01:20:23,670 --> 01:20:24,880
That I'm average?
1062
01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:26,420
What kind of a
backhanded compliment is that?
1063
01:20:26,830 --> 01:20:29,630
See, I've dated lots of men.
1064
01:20:30,250 --> 01:20:33,170
Some had great taste in music,
but didn't read.
1065
01:20:33,460 --> 01:20:35,880
Those who read, were really boring.
1066
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:37,830
And those who were even
slightly interesting had...
1067
01:20:38,380 --> 01:20:40,710
...really long beards.
1068
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:43,710
Some had a drinking problem...
some... Ri! Come to the point.
1069
01:20:45,710 --> 01:20:49,080
The point my friend is that
you don't do anything in excess.
1070
01:20:49,580 --> 01:20:52,080
And that's a quality
that's truly rare.
1071
01:20:53,290 --> 01:20:56,040
You, are perfectly average.
1072
01:20:57,040 --> 01:20:58,170
Average?
1073
01:20:58,290 --> 01:20:59,580
Yes!
1074
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:02,380
I'm average.
1075
01:21:03,630 --> 01:21:05,040
I'm perfectly average.
1076
01:21:05,750 --> 01:21:07,630
I like that! Thank you.
1077
01:21:11,250 --> 01:21:12,920
Should I show you a secret place?
1078
01:21:21,040 --> 01:21:22,170
What is this?
1079
01:21:22,960 --> 01:21:24,920
My school's kissing spot.
1080
01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:28,250
Couples used to sneak
in here all the time.
1081
01:21:32,540 --> 01:21:33,670
And you?
1082
01:21:34,170 --> 01:21:35,420
Obviously.
1083
01:21:35,630 --> 01:21:39,000
My best friend Amu kept a watch
on the teachers from up there.
1084
01:21:40,420 --> 01:21:42,040
I had my first kiss here.
1085
01:21:46,330 --> 01:21:47,500
Thank you, Ri!
1086
01:21:51,630 --> 01:21:52,960
For changing my life.
1087
01:21:56,500 --> 01:21:59,330
Rahul! What was that?
1088
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:04,170
What was that as in?
1089
01:22:06,380 --> 01:22:07,540
You like me, right?
1090
01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:09,790
No
- I mean... Ri, don't joke around.
1091
01:22:09,880 --> 01:22:13,790
Yes.. but not that way.
1092
01:22:16,790 --> 01:22:17,920
So then, what are we doing out here?
1093
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:21,920
Rahul, I was just...
- Shit! Oh Shit!
1094
01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:23,630
Rahul! Hold on a second. Listen to me.
1095
01:22:23,710 --> 01:22:27,630
Rahul. Rahul, listen to me.
1096
01:22:27,750 --> 01:22:30,670
So what? You made a mistake.
1097
01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:35,670
I made a mistake? I made a mistake?
1098
01:22:35,830 --> 01:22:37,670
Yes... but why are you screaming?
1099
01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:39,960
Stuff like this
happens between friends.
1100
01:22:40,460 --> 01:22:41,630
What happens RV?
1101
01:22:41,710 --> 01:22:43,960
Do friends start giving each
other wrong hints? - What?
1102
01:22:44,460 --> 01:22:46,290
Don't be so innocent, Ri.
- What hint?
1103
01:22:46,630 --> 01:22:48,540
Did you take me to the
kissing spot to watch a film?
1104
01:22:50,540 --> 01:22:53,000
I was showing you my school,
God damn it!
1105
01:22:53,540 --> 01:22:56,630
And if you misunderstood,
how is that my fault?
1106
01:22:56,710 --> 01:22:57,920
It's all my fault.
1107
01:22:58,000 --> 01:22:59,790
Seven days ago,
I didn't even know you...
1108
01:22:59,880 --> 01:23:01,580
...and today you want to
change everything about me...
1109
01:23:01,670 --> 01:23:04,540
...my mindset, my attitude...
Even my stupid hairstyle.
1110
01:23:04,630 --> 01:23:06,710
What am I supposed to make of that?
Of course you don't like me!
1111
01:23:06,790 --> 01:23:10,460
I like you. But as a friend.
1112
01:23:10,540 --> 01:23:12,420
Bull shit Ri! You led me on.
1113
01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:15,080
You just wanted me to run after you.
1114
01:23:15,290 --> 01:23:17,500
You should feel happy now.
I followed you all the way to India.
1115
01:23:17,630 --> 01:23:19,710
Why are you
misunderstanding everything, Rahul?
1116
01:23:19,830 --> 01:23:22,000
You know what! Thank God
I've finally understood...
1117
01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:23,630
...what you're all about.
1118
01:23:23,710 --> 01:23:25,040
You know what... just forget it.
1119
01:23:26,170 --> 01:23:27,290
Rahul...
1120
01:23:46,960 --> 01:23:48,080
Stop!
1121
01:23:48,170 --> 01:23:50,500
Rahul! Rahul!
1122
01:23:53,670 --> 01:23:57,380
Rahul, what are you doing here?
1123
01:23:58,170 --> 01:23:59,290
I was coming home.
1124
01:23:59,670 --> 01:24:02,000
But what are you doing in India?
- Is everything okay?
1125
01:24:06,790 --> 01:24:07,920
Mom.
1126
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:10,420
Mom, let me explain to you
1127
01:24:10,540 --> 01:24:12,250
She's a colleague of mine, Riana.
1128
01:24:12,330 --> 01:24:13,500
Riana, Mom.
1129
01:24:13,960 --> 01:24:15,040
Hello Ma'am.
1130
01:24:15,630 --> 01:24:18,130
Mom we've come to India
for a research project.
1131
01:24:19,380 --> 01:24:22,330
Don't you remember I called you
and told you that I'll see you soon?
1132
01:24:24,040 --> 01:24:25,380
I just landed this morning, mom.
1133
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:27,880
I was going to come
home after the site visit.
1134
01:24:29,920 --> 01:24:31,080
It's a surprise.
1135
01:24:33,040 --> 01:24:34,290
Happy New Year
1136
01:24:34,920 --> 01:24:36,170
I love you.
1137
01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:38,880
Oh'. My bah'!-
1138
01:24:39,790 --> 01:24:41,710
I nearly died in those five seconds.
1139
01:24:41,790 --> 01:24:43,790
Don't you ever do that to me again.
1140
01:24:44,130 --> 01:24:46,330
Now come on let's go
home and have some lunch.
1141
01:24:46,420 --> 01:24:47,830
We'll call dad as well.
1142
01:24:48,210 --> 01:24:49,630
Do join us.
1143
01:24:51,250 --> 01:24:53,040
Do join us. Come, come.
1144
01:25:12,790 --> 01:25:15,130
Oooooh! What a wonderful surprise.
1145
01:25:15,330 --> 01:25:17,880
I should've understood
your hint when you called.
1146
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:19,380
How foolish of me.
1147
01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:23,670
So, since when have the two
of you been working together?
1148
01:25:25,580 --> 01:25:27,130
It's been a year.
1149
01:25:27,290 --> 01:25:28,460
A Year?
1150
01:25:29,210 --> 01:25:32,170
What's this project
you've come down for?
1151
01:25:34,630 --> 01:25:36,290
Research.
- Research?
1152
01:25:37,540 --> 01:25:38,790
On micro housing.
1153
01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:42,540
Marshall and Fox want to
invest in the Indian market so...
1154
01:25:42,630 --> 01:25:44,500
Which company do they
plan on collaborating with?
1155
01:25:47,540 --> 01:25:49,040
Don't you feel he should have been...
1156
01:25:49,130 --> 01:25:52,580
...a CBI official
instead of a businessman?
1157
01:25:56,210 --> 01:26:00,790
Baby, chew your food. Don't swallow.
Thirty two times.
1158
01:26:04,330 --> 01:26:06,080
What kind of a
haircut are you sporting?
1159
01:26:06,210 --> 01:26:09,290
It looks like someone's
electrocuted the poor fellow.
1160
01:26:09,380 --> 01:26:10,500
Right?
1161
01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:12,880
It's certainly not Vidal Sassoon.
1162
01:26:14,830 --> 01:26:17,830
Umm
- we should be leaving.
1163
01:26:17,920 --> 01:26:19,540
I've got a site visit reminder.
1164
01:26:19,920 --> 01:26:23,380
I'm going for a meeting.
Can I give you two a lift?
1165
01:26:25,040 --> 01:26:27,290
No thanks dad. I'll drive.
1166
01:26:37,790 --> 01:26:38,960
Nice.
1167
01:26:40,380 --> 01:26:43,210
So everything that happened
between us was only as friends?
1168
01:26:44,630 --> 01:26:46,540
What has happened between us Rahul?
1169
01:26:47,460 --> 01:26:49,000
When you asked me to
come to India with you,
1170
01:26:49,040 --> 01:26:50,880
you did it as a friend?
1171
01:26:51,380 --> 01:26:55,040
Of course! You needed a break.
1172
01:26:55,920 --> 01:26:58,540
You've done so much for me,
I just wanted to
1173
01:26:58,630 --> 01:27:00,040
You were returning a favour?
1174
01:27:03,880 --> 01:27:04,880
No.
1175
01:27:09,500 --> 01:27:13,460
Rahul, I never meant to mislead you.
1176
01:27:14,920 --> 01:27:16,130
I just wanted to take care of you.
1177
01:27:16,210 --> 01:27:19,670
I can take care of myself,
Riana. I'm twenty-five years old
1178
01:27:22,040 --> 01:27:24,040
And you still lie to your parents.
1179
01:27:27,580 --> 01:27:28,750
Thank you.
1180
01:28:01,460 --> 01:28:02,880
Mom
1181
01:28:02,960 --> 01:28:04,250
Hello baby.
1182
01:28:04,460 --> 01:28:06,170
How was the site visit?
1183
01:28:07,170 --> 01:28:11,330
It was okay. Umm.. mom,
I want to tell you something.
1184
01:28:12,420 --> 01:28:13,960
Of course. Sure.
1185
01:28:19,670 --> 01:28:20,830
The thing is I
1186
01:28:20,920 --> 01:28:22,380
First you tell me,
1187
01:28:22,500 --> 01:28:23,960
This nail polish or this one?
1188
01:28:25,540 --> 01:28:26,710
This one right?
1189
01:28:27,250 --> 01:28:29,040
This is so average.
1190
01:28:29,210 --> 01:28:31,210
I like to be unique. Don't you?
1191
01:28:33,080 --> 01:28:34,290
No mom
- Oh.
1192
01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:36,290
Look who's here.
1193
01:28:36,580 --> 01:28:37,750
Mr. surprise.
1194
01:28:39,540 --> 01:28:40,710
When are you heading back?
1195
01:28:42,710 --> 01:28:45,380
Umm.. on the fifth.
1196
01:28:45,750 --> 01:28:46,790
The fifth? That's good.
1197
01:28:46,880 --> 01:28:54,080
Because I feel Bulani's and
Shah's will lock the deal this week.
1198
01:28:54,170 --> 01:28:56,170
So I am thinking of inviting them...
1199
01:28:56,380 --> 01:28:59,210
...for dinner on the fourth
to seal the deal. You know!
1200
01:28:59,540 --> 01:29:01,460
Will their wives be there as well?
1201
01:29:03,830 --> 01:29:05,000
You're going to be there right?
1202
01:29:07,630 --> 01:29:08,830
What were you telling me?
1203
01:29:08,920 --> 01:29:10,040
Umm..
1204
01:29:10,540 --> 01:29:11,710
Surprise us.
1205
01:29:15,420 --> 01:29:19,000
No. Nothing important.
1206
01:30:45,500 --> 01:30:47,540
Why is life so complicated mom?
1207
01:30:47,710 --> 01:30:50,000
It is going to be okay.
1208
01:30:50,250 --> 01:30:51,670
I can't believe it.
1209
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:56,830
You understood his
feelings before I did.
1210
01:32:35,330 --> 01:32:36,580
Hello Rahul.
1211
01:32:39,130 --> 01:32:40,460
Which one?
1212
01:32:40,540 --> 01:32:44,130
Umm .. it doesn't matter.
1213
01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:51,210
RahuL
1214
01:32:53,170 --> 01:32:56,670
You know how important this
deal is for the both of us. Right?
1215
01:33:00,380 --> 01:33:07,790
You can't even imagine the kind of
kick-start your career would get.
1216
01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:11,750
I've worked very hard for this Rahul.
1217
01:33:13,330 --> 01:33:14,630
One more thing
1218
01:33:16,170 --> 01:33:19,540
Mr. Shah will talk to you
about Mr. Hathiramani's daughter.
1219
01:33:20,790 --> 01:33:22,580
There's no hurry.
1220
01:33:23,630 --> 01:33:24,880
Take your time.
1221
01:33:26,130 --> 01:33:27,670
It's also very important
1222
01:33:30,790 --> 01:33:32,000
You're looking nice.
1223
01:34:22,880 --> 01:34:24,580
Oh! I have to tell you,
1224
01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:29,750
Mr. Bulani had taken us to see
the Opera at Ceaser's Palace.
1225
01:34:30,630 --> 01:34:31,790
It was absolutely wonderful.
1226
01:34:31,880 --> 01:34:33,790
It was awesome.
1227
01:34:35,210 --> 01:34:38,330
I bought the top ten
classical CD at the airport itself.
1228
01:34:38,920 --> 01:34:40,420
The Mozzart, beautiful.
1229
01:34:41,290 --> 01:34:42,880
Honey, it was Bethoven
1230
01:34:45,210 --> 01:34:46,420
Eat you dinner darling.
1231
01:34:47,920 --> 01:34:49,170
Rahul my boy.
1232
01:34:49,380 --> 01:34:50,960
What's the matter? You look sad.
1233
01:34:51,380 --> 01:34:53,380
It looks like you haven't
eaten pizza for a while!
1234
01:34:53,960 --> 01:34:55,040
Pizza?
1235
01:34:55,170 --> 01:34:57,210
It's our own little joke.
1236
01:34:58,330 --> 01:35:00,920
Looks like you haven't
been taking my advice.
1237
01:35:01,000 --> 01:35:02,130
Impossible!
1238
01:35:02,250 --> 01:35:05,040
If he doesn't listen to you guys,
whom would he listen to?
1239
01:35:05,130 --> 01:35:08,290
Taking about advice, Mrs. Kapoor,
the market's down.
1240
01:35:08,830 --> 01:35:10,880
It's the right time
to invest in diamonds.
1241
01:35:11,000 --> 01:35:14,170
Aah! Great minds think alike Mr. Shah.
1242
01:35:14,670 --> 01:35:16,670
Darling, show them the finger.
1243
01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:20,080
Come on.
1244
01:35:24,380 --> 01:35:25,540
Tiffany's?
1245
01:35:25,630 --> 01:35:26,880
Oh! that's such a beautiful rock.
1246
01:35:26,960 --> 01:35:29,170
It's a big rock, just like my big ..
1247
01:35:31,960 --> 01:35:35,000
Sorry. Sorry.
Non veg jokes not allowed.
1248
01:35:35,040 --> 01:35:37,000
Mr. Bulani's got
a great sense of humor.
1249
01:35:41,170 --> 01:35:43,210
Well Rahul, I've got
some advice for you too.
1250
01:35:43,670 --> 01:35:46,250
Before you leave, you should
meet Sukhmani Hathiramani.
1251
01:35:46,330 --> 01:35:48,250
Mr. Hathiramani's
looking for good suitor.
1252
01:35:48,330 --> 01:35:50,420
It's a good idea.
It'll be great for the business.
1253
01:35:50,500 --> 01:35:51,790
Absolutely. I mean he's
very keen on meeting her.
1254
01:35:51,880 --> 01:35:55,000
In fact it's about
time my son got married.
1255
01:35:55,750 --> 01:35:58,130
And Rahul my boy,
I'll give you a few tips after...
1256
01:35:58,210 --> 01:36:00,960
...which she won't look at
any other man apart from you.
1257
01:36:01,790 --> 01:36:04,040
Gone are those days...
thanks to my wife...
1258
01:36:04,080 --> 01:36:06,420
...she can't take her hands off me.
1259
01:36:07,710 --> 01:36:10,710
For her it's all about loving her
husband, if you know what I mean.
1260
01:36:10,830 --> 01:36:11,960
Ouchhhhhh!
1261
01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:14,250
What happened?
- What happened?
1262
01:36:14,330 --> 01:36:17,710
I think Mrs. Bulani got
a cramp in her hand. Right?
1263
01:36:18,170 --> 01:36:19,290
I did not.
1264
01:36:19,380 --> 01:36:21,250
A cramp? In her hand?
1265
01:36:22,500 --> 01:36:24,080
Get some ice please. Ice.
1266
01:36:24,170 --> 01:36:25,330
Would you like some ice?
- No.
1267
01:36:26,380 --> 01:36:28,130
Use my hanky?
- I'm fine!
1268
01:36:32,170 --> 01:36:33,290
Mr. Shah
1269
01:36:34,250 --> 01:36:37,000
Rahul's really excited
about our partnership.
1270
01:36:37,040 --> 01:36:38,710
We were talking about
it yesterday itself.
1271
01:36:38,790 --> 01:36:40,000
He has some wonderful ideas.
1272
01:36:40,040 --> 01:36:41,170
Rahul...
- Oh really.
1273
01:36:41,250 --> 01:36:43,000
Actually he's come down
for a very big project...
1274
01:36:43,040 --> 01:36:44,880
...commissioned by
Marshall and Fox in India.
1275
01:36:44,960 --> 01:36:46,540
Rahul tell them about the
whole micro housing project...
1276
01:36:46,630 --> 01:36:48,040
...that come on tell us Rahul ..
1277
01:36:48,130 --> 01:36:49,290
It's a lie dad.
1278
01:36:49,790 --> 01:36:51,000
Sorry.
1279
01:36:53,830 --> 01:36:55,080
A lie!
1280
01:37:02,080 --> 01:37:03,250
What do you mean?
1281
01:37:03,330 --> 01:37:04,460
What are you saying Rahul?
1282
01:37:06,040 --> 01:37:08,170
What I'm saying dad
is that I lost my job.
1283
01:37:09,580 --> 01:37:11,670
Not just that,
after you guys left Vegas,
1284
01:37:11,750 --> 01:37:14,250
I got so hammered one night,
that I ended up getting married.
1285
01:37:14,920 --> 01:37:16,000
Married?
1286
01:37:16,130 --> 01:37:17,330
Married?
- To whom?
1287
01:37:17,460 --> 01:37:19,250
Married?
- To whom?
1288
01:37:24,080 --> 01:37:25,290
To Riana.
1289
01:37:25,380 --> 01:37:26,710
Your colleague?
1290
01:37:27,170 --> 01:37:28,330
Actually dad, I lied about that too.
1291
01:37:28,420 --> 01:37:30,580
She's not my colleague,
she's a hairstylist.
1292
01:37:30,710 --> 01:37:35,040
Oh God! A Barber.
- What! You married a hairdresser?
1293
01:37:35,290 --> 01:37:36,880
I mean .. Oh my God!
1294
01:37:37,250 --> 01:37:39,040
Mom, we're getting
the marriage annulled.
1295
01:37:39,080 --> 01:37:40,250
Please don't over-react.
1296
01:37:41,380 --> 01:37:42,500
Divorce?
1297
01:37:43,330 --> 01:37:45,790
You're getting divorced!
- It's not a divorce...
1298
01:37:47,920 --> 01:37:50,210
Everybody just please calm down.
1299
01:37:50,380 --> 01:37:52,330
It's all in the past.
He's had his fun.
1300
01:37:52,420 --> 01:37:55,210
Sweety, we'll find
you a really nice girl.
1301
01:37:55,290 --> 01:37:56,790
Your mum's right.
1302
01:37:56,880 --> 01:37:59,040
You listen to me .. listen to me..
1303
01:37:59,080 --> 01:38:02,790
Go meet Sukhmani
Hathiramani tomorrow itself.
1304
01:38:02,880 --> 01:38:04,580
No matter what she's like,
Let's face it...
1305
01:38:05,000 --> 01:38:06,130
...she'll be better than a barber!
1306
01:38:06,210 --> 01:38:07,330
I mean, come on ya ..
1307
01:38:14,540 --> 01:38:15,880
Shut up!
1308
01:38:19,210 --> 01:38:20,790
You want to give me
relationship advice?
1309
01:38:21,290 --> 01:38:23,250
Your wife was...
- Rahul! Rahul!
1310
01:38:26,130 --> 01:38:27,290
Is this how you talk to a guest?
1311
01:38:28,790 --> 01:38:30,880
Excuse yourself and go outside,
- I'm not going anywhere dad.
1312
01:38:31,000 --> 01:38:33,750
Go outside and get
yourself some fresh air.
1313
01:38:33,830 --> 01:38:35,130
I'm not going anywhere dad.
1314
01:38:37,750 --> 01:38:44,500
Okay .. fine! We'll
discuss this tomorrow.
1315
01:38:45,630 --> 01:38:47,210
When do we discuss anything dad?
1316
01:38:47,460 --> 01:38:49,290
You talk and I listen.
That's not a discussion.
1317
01:38:49,380 --> 01:38:51,040
Rahul, is this how you
talk to your elders?
1318
01:38:51,130 --> 01:38:53,040
Which elders are you
talking about mom? You?
1319
01:38:53,380 --> 01:38:55,880
Who's been trying to look
thirty-five for the past ten years...
1320
01:38:56,880 --> 01:38:59,040
...or dad who's constantly
trying to remind me...
1321
01:38:59,080 --> 01:39:00,290
...that all I am is a failure.
1322
01:39:01,830 --> 01:39:03,540
Rahul, that's not fair.
1323
01:39:03,630 --> 01:39:05,210
That's not fair. Come on ..
1324
01:39:05,670 --> 01:39:07,210
Since the day you were born...
1325
01:39:07,290 --> 01:39:08,920
...you've been given
everything you asked for.
1326
01:39:09,000 --> 01:39:10,130
I asked for?
1327
01:39:10,210 --> 01:39:12,130
Dad, you've given me everything
that you wanted to give me...
1328
01:39:12,210 --> 01:39:13,290
...so that I would
become just like you.
1329
01:39:13,380 --> 01:39:16,170
But I'm not you and I don't
even want to be like you. I ..
1330
01:39:16,250 --> 01:39:17,670
I'll take care of him..
- Stop it. Stop it ..
1331
01:39:17,750 --> 01:39:19,000
I'll take care of him.
1332
01:39:19,040 --> 01:39:20,460
Are you crazy? Instead of
trying to take care of me...
1333
01:39:20,540 --> 01:39:21,670
...why don't you take care of
your wife?
1334
01:39:21,750 --> 01:39:23,250
She can't get her hands off me!
- Dayna?
1335
01:39:23,420 --> 01:39:24,670
I did not.
1336
01:39:24,750 --> 01:39:26,460
Rahul behave...
1337
01:39:26,540 --> 01:39:27,960
How much more
appropriately should I behave?
1338
01:39:28,000 --> 01:39:29,080
Wear a jacket, adjust
your bow, spike your hair...
1339
01:39:29,170 --> 01:39:31,580
...join the family business,
use chopsticks
1340
01:39:31,670 --> 01:39:32,880
I'm tired!
1341
01:39:32,960 --> 01:39:35,000
It's my life. And whether
I eat with chopsticks...
1342
01:39:35,040 --> 01:39:37,250
...a fork or my damn hands,
it's my decision.
1343
01:39:37,330 --> 01:39:39,040
So just let me breathe.
1344
01:39:45,790 --> 01:39:47,670
What's wrong with using chopsticks?
1345
01:40:02,460 --> 01:40:03,750
Enjoy your dinner everyone.
1346
01:40:13,920 --> 01:40:15,380
What's wrong with you?
1347
01:40:15,500 --> 01:40:16,580
Stupid!
1348
01:40:44,880 --> 01:40:46,040
I'm sorry
1349
01:40:47,040 --> 01:40:48,420
Please Rahul, don't embarrass me.
1350
01:40:48,540 --> 01:40:51,420
No. Really, I am.
1351
01:40:53,710 --> 01:40:59,000
I'm so stupid,
I always cross the line.
1352
01:41:02,080 --> 01:41:06,750
I'm really sorry that
I hurt your feelings.
1353
01:41:07,630 --> 01:41:09,750
Ayyy cutie pie.
1354
01:41:11,460 --> 01:41:12,630
Hi gran")!-
1355
01:41:15,040 --> 01:41:16,250
Let's step outside.
1356
01:41:21,330 --> 01:41:22,960
Rahul, you're the one with whom
1357
01:41:23,130 --> 01:41:26,380
I can discuss my
screwed up relationships.
1358
01:41:28,460 --> 01:41:32,630
I would never want to
screw up our relationship.
1359
01:41:34,670 --> 01:41:36,960
As of now, I don't
want to be with anyone.
1360
01:41:39,130 --> 01:41:42,170
Not even if it's as
wonderful a person as you.
1361
01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:45,380
Another backhanded compliment.
1362
01:41:45,710 --> 01:41:49,170
No! I love you sooooo much Rahul.
1363
01:41:49,880 --> 01:41:51,040
Really.
1364
01:41:52,080 --> 01:41:53,790
But just as a friend.
1365
01:41:56,460 --> 01:41:58,000
That's where the problem lies.
1366
01:41:59,040 --> 01:42:02,790
I feel the love, you
feel the friendship.
1367
01:42:03,130 --> 01:42:07,170
The only problem is that you've
gone a step ahead of where I am.
1368
01:42:09,210 --> 01:42:11,630
All I have to do is pull you back.
1369
01:42:13,170 --> 01:42:14,710
Ri! It's not that easy.
1370
01:42:16,540 --> 01:42:18,210
We can try, can't we?
1371
01:42:23,170 --> 01:42:26,250
You look so cute when you cry,
it's tough to say no.
1372
01:42:29,080 --> 01:42:30,830
I'm really sorry I hurt you Rahul.
1373
01:42:34,630 --> 01:42:35,830
I really am.
1374
01:42:41,040 --> 01:42:45,380
First you sit so close to me and
then you wonder why I get mislead.
1375
01:42:50,040 --> 01:42:51,210
Do you want a hug?
1376
01:43:14,500 --> 01:43:16,290
So your mom didn't send you to
1377
01:43:16,380 --> 01:43:18,290
Vidal Sassoon to change
your "electric shock" haircut?
1378
01:43:20,830 --> 01:43:23,130
As of now, I'm the
one who's shocked them.
1379
01:43:23,580 --> 01:43:24,750
What do you mean?
1380
01:43:29,670 --> 01:43:30,670
I told them.
1381
01:43:30,750 --> 01:43:32,040
No!!!
1382
01:43:32,880 --> 01:43:34,000
Everything.
1383
01:43:34,580 --> 01:43:36,830
About my job, our wedding
and every habit of their's...
1384
01:43:37,710 --> 01:43:41,000
...that annoys the hell out of me.
1385
01:43:42,330 --> 01:43:43,460
So now?
1386
01:43:44,290 --> 01:43:45,420
Now what?
1387
01:43:48,130 --> 01:43:51,080
I'm going to wear
a tie of my own choice.
1388
01:43:52,500 --> 01:43:53,790
What fun.
1389
01:43:56,080 --> 01:43:58,040
I'm going to swallow my
food as and when I want.
1390
01:43:58,920 --> 01:44:03,460
No baby! Chew your food,
thirty two times.
1391
01:44:23,080 --> 01:44:26,670
There are those times in your
life when you feel you can fly.
1392
01:44:27,380 --> 01:44:31,040
You feel there's something in the
universe that's made just for you.
1393
01:44:31,710 --> 01:44:34,170
And that night was made just for me.
1394
01:44:39,790 --> 01:44:42,670
The morning after, turned out to
be even more beautiful than...
1395
01:44:43,000 --> 01:44:44,380
...I ever imagined it to be.
1396
01:44:45,790 --> 01:44:51,460
Aaaaaaaah...
1397
01:44:58,290 --> 01:45:01,670
In retrospect, I do feel that
maybe I said too much that night.
1398
01:45:02,460 --> 01:45:04,670
But I do hope, some day
Mom and Dad understand me.
1399
01:45:06,580 --> 01:45:09,670
The next morning, we were
in Vegas for the annulment
1400
01:45:10,460 --> 01:45:11,790
And for better or worse...
1401
01:45:12,210 --> 01:45:15,960
...Riana and me are no longer
husband and wife but just friends.
1402
01:45:17,000 --> 01:45:18,380
And since then she has been trying...
1403
01:45:18,460 --> 01:45:20,210
...to hook me up with
some girl or another.
1404
01:45:20,460 --> 01:45:23,540
She doesn't spare a chance...
And it's really embarassing.
1405
01:45:27,960 --> 01:45:31,630
But I don't want to date anyone
else because I really love her.
1406
01:45:33,880 --> 01:45:37,380
I don't seem to understand
what she finds lacking in me.
1407
01:45:38,000 --> 01:45:39,750
Now I even have a job...
1408
01:45:41,210 --> 01:45:45,210
It may not be in the top 10 but
I get time off for my photography
1409
01:45:45,580 --> 01:45:49,040
and obviously my
favourite model... you know.
1410
01:45:50,630 --> 01:45:53,330
Well, sometimes I hope
the future's better.
1411
01:45:54,290 --> 01:45:57,290
But then I realise that
the present's not too bad either.
1412
01:45:58,000 --> 01:46:02,130
Life isn't perfect,
but I am happy. I'm really happy
1413
01:46:02,540 --> 01:46:05,380
For the first time,
I'm living life on my own terms.
1414
01:46:05,960 --> 01:46:10,040
As for Riana and me, we often cross
the chapel where we got married
1415
01:46:10,380 --> 01:46:11,750
And I believe that...
1416
01:46:11,830 --> 01:46:15,670
...someday I will convince her
to get back in there and marry me.
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