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Red Fox, thank the moons!
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The evil count and his robot vampires
ambushed me!
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Side note, that black hole machine's
about to suck up the galaxy in six
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In six seconds?
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Leaping light years!
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There's only one thing to do.
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I think he won't save the galaxy in
time, but then he does!
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Um, are we still movie marathoning? Or
is that the real Jupiter Jim signal?
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Oh, boy.
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I hope that's not wrong.
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And it is.
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Well, if it isn't my alien turtle ally.
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A pleasure.
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Alas, I was hoping my signal would bring
back to me my dear friend Red Fox. You
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mean the one you kidnapped, like how you
kidnapped everyone else?
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You're not going to kidnap us, are you?
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No, of course not. Can you ever forgive
me for acting like... You're forgiven.
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Then it's good that you've come.
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Red Fox has abandoned me and an alien
invader threatens life on Earth.
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I need help. One of you four must become
my new sidekick. Yeah, thing.
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Your Jupiter -ness. I would be honored
to be your... And now I'm tearing up
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here.
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Sidekicks.
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Guys, I get it.
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When we were toddler mutant ninja
turtles, we all dreamed of being J .J.'s
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sidekick. But he's not a real superhero.
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Remember, he's a crazy actor who thinks
he's Jupiter Jim.
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But, but, but, fun?
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Fine. You three have your fun. But if
any real crime... Okay, Mr. Jim, we are
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in!
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Shampoo!
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Trials will begin.
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Start eight, now!
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Ah! Just make this start eight quick.
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Huh? Whoa, Dave! The captain's chair is
not for sidekicks. Though as JJ's
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biggest fan, maybe you deserve to sit in
it.
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What's this?
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What? Leo? A sidekick sitting in the
captain's chair?
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For shame.
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Minus one space point for Boo.
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Everyone starts with 50 space points.
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Factor 53 wins.
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He couldn't have started at zero?
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Blue, minus another space point for
asking questions about space points.
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Now, the reason you're here.
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Wow. You've got to tell me who your yarn
guy is.
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This is the alien I've been tracking.
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Scorpion. I don't know what he's
planning, but he's been spotted at the
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factory and the zoo.
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Let's go ahead and get this competition
started so Leo can lose more points.
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Trial one, weapons.
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If we are to handle Scorpion's alien
powers, you must be as proficient with
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tech as Red Fox was.
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Now, engage.
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Winner gets a space point.
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Ooh, give me one second. I'm getting a
call.
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That is what you get for playing space
jet with Captain Cuckoo. Trial two,
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mortal peril.
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Often, I'm in danger. More often, you're
in danger.
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It's like living inside a Jupiter gym.
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Scorpion may capture you. So show me
who's got the best dreams of
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so that I can fight.
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By the rings of Jupiter, save me.
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Save me? Pretty, pretty, pretty please?
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Save me.
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and I'll throw in a free month of IT
support.
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Look at you guys.
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Fake whining over clearly fake acid.
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It burns.
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The sweet, bubbly acid burns.
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Oh, wait. It's just soda.
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Trial three.
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Trial three, taking out henchmen.
Because Scorpion may have minions.
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Ja, drop.
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Wow. you spare no expense on your
training exercises.
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Still silly. Just expensive, Billy.
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Space points for every henchbot you take
out.
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Sidekick ahoy!
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Ah! Oh, that's cheating!
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Just preparing you for when allies
suddenly become foes! Ha ha ha ha! Like
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Nightthorn, plus one space point. You
know I don't like to share!
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Well... I've made my decision.
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Probably best to let the losers down
abruptly.
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Agreed. Brad, you're my new sidekick.
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What?
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Me?
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In your face!
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And yours, and yours, and yours again!
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What? You didn't even want the job!
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That was before I won!
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Raph wasn't even in the competition!
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Yes, but he's red.
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I'm used to red sidekicks. You wouldn't
understand.
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It's a red thing.
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All right, Red Fox 2, let's go save the
world from Scorpion.
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Have you seen a man
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who looks like a scorpion?
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Snitches get stitches, I understand.
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Come on, pal.
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We know you know something.
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Sidekick montages are fun!
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Can you believe, Raph?
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Stealing our fake sidekick job? I don't
think I'm overreacting when I say he is
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no longer a member of this family.
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Wait! Maybe this is a test!
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Sir Jupiter wants us to keep fighting to
be a sidekick!
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And I know exactly who can help.
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That loony goofus is still obsessed with
Scorpion?
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those years saving the galaxy together
and not a single thank you, thumbs up,
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patronizing hair ruffle. That's why I
left.
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He's out there looking for you, you
know?
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Sleeping light years? Really?
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I mean, whatevs. Let that hot dog find
another sidekick.
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Yeah, whatevs. Ah!
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Did your tail just... Are you a mutant?
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No. What's a mutant? Oh. So you're a
yokai, then?
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Uh... Yeah, I mean, no, I mean, this is
just a costume.
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Dude, no need for secrets here.
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Whoa, you're real, Turtleman?
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Real as rain, baby. Look, guys, I just
want to move past this whole cosmic
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kerfuffle and focus on the serious art
of acting. Two minutes until you're shot
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out of the space alligator's nose, Miss
Fox.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I must get
into character before I climb into the
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cannon.
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I really thought that cattle alien was
going to spill the beans.
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Someone's following us, Redbox 2. Quick,
duck into that zoo storage facility.
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You mean into that creepy and poorly lit
dead end with probably no exits and
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where we'll be totally trapped?
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Sure thing, Bob. Having fun is fun.
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Gotta say, this part isn't all that fun.
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You walked right into my trap.
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Scorpion. Wait, this is real? You may
have found my stinger bombs and vats of
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acid, but you'll never foil my plan,
speed freak.
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You're a real alien?
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Alien? No, my co -workers at the zoo
locked me in the scorpion pit where I
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bit by some glowy green bug.
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A mutant?
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Of course.
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Wow, ref really whiffed on this one.
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Now, once you two are blown to bits.
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and your bits have dissolved in acid, I
can carry out my truly evil plan of
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exterminating my old co -workers and
that one camel.
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All my years with Red Fox, we never got
trapped together.
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I blame you.
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Sam, how? Real sidekicks in the house.
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Hold up. You made your own alien
scorpion? Plus bombs and acid?
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Right back.
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No, no, guys, it's all real.
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Dude's a mutant.
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Pretty sure he's an alien.
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You three, free me so I can stop the
singer bombs.
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Don't listen to him. This ain't a two
-for -the -gym comic. You gotta defuse
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bombs yourself.
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I kick defusing bombs?
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What is this, a luchitsu movie?
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Guys,
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that's right. Real acid.
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Feels like it might be time to stop
listening to our comic book leader and
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our real leader thing?
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Try to stop this!
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Red Fox One?
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Holy nebulous!
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You come back to me!
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Defeated by a band of freaks!
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We can still see you. You have to move
before the smoke clears.
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Good grab! A million space points, old
chum!
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A million. I still have a chance,
though, right?
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I've done it again.
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For the 80th time, Jupiter Jim saves the
galaxy.
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With the help of his sidekick, Red Fox.
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Thank you, my friend.
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You thanked me.
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That's all I ever wanted.
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Consider me no longer space mad at you.
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Tough news, Turtles. The sidekick
position has been refilled.
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Farewell.
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I guess we learned our lesson. Stay away
from acting.
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But if anyone is still looking for
sidekick work, I am interviewing.
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Pass. Minus one downing point.
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