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Hot soup!
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Oh, man.
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Leon's on fire tonight, boys.
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Next basket for the win.
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Mikey, be up. Let's shut his flashy blue
face down.
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You can't guard me.
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Double me, I dare you. Are you daring us
to double you?
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No, I'm double daring you to double me.
You see, he's not just double daring us
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to double you.
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I'm open. Transfer it.
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Sorry, Don Ton.
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I got a win. Tried losing once. Wasn't
for me. Win at all costs.
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Boom.
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Catchphrase win. It happens every time.
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Not the dancing. Anything but the
dancing.
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Let's get out of here.
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I'm the best. I'm the best.
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I'm the best. I'm the best. I'm the
best. I'm the best. I'm the best. What?
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Nice moves, man.
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Are you also a player turned billionaire
owner slash coach slash recording
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artist Tim Dunkman? Call me the Dunk.
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I saw those sweet dance moves and I got
a business proposition for you.
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It's no secret that my team stinks.
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They're losers.
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You know what? I couldn't buy a sack of
nickels with any of them. A sack of
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what? You know what? I like the pep of
your pizza and the squeak of your
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you'd like to be. Your new power forward
who makes a winning dunk in game seven?
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No, of course not. You're just a random
guy with ollie green skin playing in the
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park. What I need is someone to get my
crowd hyped, to get my team hyped. I
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you to be the mascot for my New York
Dave.
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Still great.
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Wait, I thought you were called the
Vipers.
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Congratulations!
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You have won a contest to rename the
team.
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What's it gonna be?
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Dragon Dunkers?
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I'm Dave.
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Dave! Dave!
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Dave! Dave! Dave! What do you say?
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I'm in.
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Let's go.
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Yeah, let's go. Come on.
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Mr.
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The Dunk, I'm so sorry. I'm doing my
best out there. It's not your fault.
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It's these losers.
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Have you ever thought... Never mind.
Don't hold out on the dunk, kid. What
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got? Well, one time I was in a rut, but
I found a lucky rock.
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Next thing you know, no more ruts. So
what's so special about that rock? It's
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not about the rock.
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It's about changing your mojo.
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So you're saying... You need to do
whatever it takes to change your mojo.
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you do that by... Whatever it takes.
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You guys are in luck. I'm breaking out
my new victory dance once we win
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Yeah, right.
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Trust me, I'm on the inside.
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As a mascot?
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More of a consultant who wears a costume
and fires a t -shirt cannon.
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Dunk listens to me. We haven't won a
game all season.
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But that all changes tonight. Because
you've got something no one else has.
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Heart? No, me, an eccentric billionaire
willing to do whatever it takes to win,
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including purchasing an ancient good
luck arch that will change our losing
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to winning mojo. My arch is going to
turn you wannabes into Arby's.
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Andy, put that on my next album.
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Now let's go in.
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Those guys are going to whoop the day.
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Yeah, let's go.
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Come on, let me hear you.
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And now, the starting lineup for your
New York days.
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Yeah, let's go. Come on. Let me hear
you.
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hehehehehehehehehehehehe
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Are you noticing anything weird going on
with the team? Yeah, they're awesome.
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That arch must really be working. My
idea.
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Yeah, Dave, is it? That arch is severely
missing.
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That would explain why they're so creepy
and not human.
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Boys, looks like this trip just went
from personal to business.
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Hey, you're all just jealous that once I
joined the Daves, they went from losers
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to Leos, which means winners.
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That's not good.
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That is so good!
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Yes!
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Uh,
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Sir Dunk, I think we may have
accidentally bought an evil arch that
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not have possessed your players.
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Who cares?
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They're winning!
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I can't thank you enough!
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Winning takes...
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So about that arch thingy. You think?
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That is why I've called an expert on all
things mystic. Point me at the idiot.
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Do you know what you've done?
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What? That is the Arch of Aquina.
Whoever walks under it is turned into,
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don't know, a demonic warrior.
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Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Without
admitting any fault, there may have been
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some sign.
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Power to all who cross under me.
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The only way to reverse the power of the
arch is to defeat its demons in battle.
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Ah, yes. So in this case, a game of
basketball.
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Donnie, I know you know how to say it.
We're all on to you.
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Okay, here's the plan. Let me in. You
need a full team.
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Look, Leo, we need to work as a team.
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Take your win -it -all -cost attitude
back to your boy, Dunk.
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Hey!
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You're right.
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Huh? I'm sorry.
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That eccentric billionaire who was kind
of a surrogate father figure to me has
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shown me a version of myself I don't
like. I've been a ball hog, a bad
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And worst of all, I've been a... I've
been a bad... I've been a bad...
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I'm going to say it.
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I've been a bad...
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Brother! I mean, I'm a brother!
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Let's be ballers.
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Yeah! Time to put your evil spirit back
in the ark.
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About to pass.
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Boom shakalaka!
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Down, down.
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Boom. Was your mama a house?
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Because you're putting up bricks.
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Yeah.
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Time out.
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You know what? I've got to do everything
myself.
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It's on.
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Former employee I looked at like a
surrogate son.
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Game on!
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Let's go!
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Fuck it!
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Time out.
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They're too good.
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Maybe we just need to accept we're under
arch rule now. We can do this. I've got
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an idea.
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Donnie, you ready to win this thing?
You're just going to bounce throw it off
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head again, aren't you?
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No, they're expecting me to take the
last shot. That's why you're going to do
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it. Me?
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Rain dance!
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And boom goes the Donnie Mike.
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Dame blouses.
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Are we sure about this?
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What? Yeah.
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I believe in you. You've got this.
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Your confidence is giving me...
confidence.
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Team on three. One, two, three. Team!
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Hmm.
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Yeah, run!
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A bounce pass.
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Out of the way!
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A drip drop.
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I'm team!
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Did you know he would miss?
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Just because I became a team player
doesn't mean Donnie is magically good at
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basketball. Lucky Rock.
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Lucky Rock. Do -do -do -do -do. Lucky
Rock.
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