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Thank you.
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Crazy or something?
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Harry, you're on the wagon.
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Me? Who says?
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I do.
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Now, look, I've known you for a long
time. Don't give me any trouble. I like
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you. You're a nice fella. But it's got
to be done.
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Why?
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Because I'm getting paid for it. That's
the way it is.
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Harry, you... Just had your last drink.
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I got a better idea, Josh.
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Yeah, what's that?
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Kill me.
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Kill me.
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Uh -uh.
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Just one? Uh -uh.
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What'll my old friend think? Get new
friends.
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Let's go.
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He the one that hired you?
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I might have known.
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Now, look, you're going to have me
running around here like a chicken with
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head cut off. Now, come on. But you
don't know what you're doing. Harry,
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only take a second. She wants to talk to
you. In fact, the woman's only got one
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thing on a female, and I haven't much.
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Come on, Harry.
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You're not the only woman I have to pick
on me. I'm not the only eligible drunk
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in town.
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Can I have one drink?
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Hello, Harry.
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The answer is still no. I'm not going to
marry you.
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Uh -oh.
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Benedict Arnold.
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I've been worried about you, Harry.
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You've been missing six days.
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I haven't been missing anything. And if
it wasn't for my ex -friend over here...
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This telegram arrived for you the
morning you left.
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It's why I hired Mr. Randall to bring
you back.
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It's from your brother, Alfred.
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Tear it up. Burn it. I don't care what
you do with it. But he's your only kin,
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your own brother.
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And you haven't seen or heard from him
in 15 years. I could wait another 15
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years.
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He'll be here on next week's stage from
St. Louis.
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What?
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He's coming to visit you.
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Not me.
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Blood's thicker than water, Harry. And
so is whiskey.
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When the stage arrives in Carson City,
he'll get the telegram I sent.
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You sent?
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In your name, Harry.
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Saying you were looking forward to his
arrival.
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Oh, no.
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But I thought it the right thing to do.
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So you see, Harry, it's time for a
change.
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The very latest from Chicago.
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Now, wait.
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Well, you wouldn't want your brother to
find you in this condition.
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He's not going to find me in any
condition. That blue -nosed, stuffed
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sanctimonious teetotaler.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, Josh, please.
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Me too, Harry. And that's not all.
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I'm giving you your old job back here in
the store starting tomorrow morning.
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No. You're going to be a real gentleman,
Harry.
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I don't want to be a real gentleman. The
most respectable man in Clarksville.
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No. A new man from top to bottom.
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No.
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Now, look, Harry, I gotta go to the
hotel and check out. I'll be right back,
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yeah? You leaving town?
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Nope, coming out and moving in with you.
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And, uh, Harry, don't you go running off
on me now, huh?
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Oh, you know I wouldn't try anything.
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Yeah, I don't think so.
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Unless you plan on pulling that barber
chair off with you.
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Take good care of my friend now, yeah?
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That woman's been here. Yeah, seems that
way, don't it?
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She's ruined it.
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First me, and then the house.
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Is it anything sacred?
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Well, your brother's gonna be impressed.
I don't want to impress him. I don't
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even want to see him.
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He didn't approve of me 15 years ago. He
don't have to approve now.
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I was willing not to let bygones be
bygones.
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Now that woman goes and spoils
everything.
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Oh, I don't know. Harry seems to me
she's trying to help you out.
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Help? You think she's doing it for my
brother's sake?
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She's setting up a trap for me to marry
her.
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Well, you've got a mind of your own. Not
when I'm sober.
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Yeah, well, from what I understand,
marriage isn't too bad.
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You're a respectable bachelor talking
like that.
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I'm ashamed of you.
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This one's due here. You want some?
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I want a drink.
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I'm sure you don't want some of this,
too.
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Are you cooking?
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I'd rather starve first. Well, suit
yourself.
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I'll start starving tomorrow.
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up this area.
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I guess I was walking in my sleep.
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Better get some of this coffee inside of
you, Harry.
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Come on. You're going to be late for
work.
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I'm awful sick, Josh.
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Yeah? What's the matter?
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Matter?
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Did you hear that?
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What? Josh, it's just terrible. Here in
the chest.
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That don't sound too bad to me.
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Oh, it's awful.
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I know a man who died from the same
thing.
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And he was stronger and younger than me.
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And a lot taller, too.
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I got a mustard plaster in my pack. Oh,
no, no, no, no. Put it on right now.
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It's the worst thing in the world for a
chest like this.
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I'll just lay here and try to last while
you get Doc Williams.
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Well, even an ex -friend wouldn't just
stand there and let a man die.
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All right, Harry, you win.
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We'll ride in and see Dr. Williams.
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I just hope we make it in time. Yeah, I
do, too.
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Sayon.
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I understand your brother will be here
next week.
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What did you say?
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I said I was sick enough.
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Oh.
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The cough is way down deep here in my
chest where you can't see it.
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If you don't give me something for the
cough, I'll hack myself to death.
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Now, let's see. What can we give you?
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How about that special medicine of
yours, Doc? You know, the one with the
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special painkiller in it?
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Remember you gave it to me last winter?
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I remember, all right.
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It was just what the doctor ordered. She
ordered me just like that.
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Oh, it was a bigger bottle than that,
Doc. You can come in any time for a
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refill.
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Well, you're the doctor.
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Guess I'd better have a swig.
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I mean, here's to you.
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There's nothing in that medicine but
medicine.
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Yeah, but it sure cured your cough and
the hurt, didn't it? You like that? What
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kind of a doctor are you? Stuff like
this can make a man sick.
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And I want to thank you very much for
going to all this trouble.
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Hey, you put down that rifle, Harry,
right now.
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Give me that rifle, Harry. Don't you
hurry me.
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I've taken all I can take.
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I'm so shaky now, I might pull this
trigger.
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I love it.
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He just might.
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He might?
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Go on. Get in the closet.
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Get in the closet. You too, Doc. All
right. Take it easy, Harry.
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Be right here.
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This is the way I'm gonna go to get shot
by a drunken sheep.
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Mr. Randall?
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Mr. Randall, where's Harry?
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He got away from me.
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And I'll tell you the truth, man, the
way I feel right now, I'd just as soon
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this... I know.
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I know.
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Mr. Randall, you might try Smith's
Landing.
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Yeah, Olaf. Why?
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It's the biggest saloon in the county.
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That ought to be good.
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That I'll really be good.
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The first is for my brother, little
Alfred, who asked for it.
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The second was for that woman, thought
she could trap Harry Simmons.
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Now this one is for Josh Rand, my next
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friend, who can go to... That's it,
Harry.
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I'm awful solid, you Josh.
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Okay, Harry, come on. Let's go home
right now.
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Them's fighting words.
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Come on.
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Put up your zeux.
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Now, come on, Harry.
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Why don't you get out there and get on
your horse and you and I will ride on
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home, huh?
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All right?
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Now, come on, Harry. Let's start.
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All right.
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You asked for it.
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Now look, Harry. If you just wait one
second, Harry.
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Look,
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Harry. Take this.
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You want to fight like that?
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Now look, Harry.
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We're going to go home right now.
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Yeah, Harry.
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I believe I had enough.
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Oh.
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Oh, sick.
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Whoa.
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Yeah, I imagine so.
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Awful sick.
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Last night in the saloon, why didn't you
beat my brains?
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Well, I'll tell you the truth, Harry.
Besides the money I'm getting paid for
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this job, I'd kind of like to help you
if I could.
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Yeah.
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You want to help, Josh.
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You're a real friend.
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And Emily, she wants to help, too.
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Both of you.
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You're real friends.
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I've been so wrong.
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Oh.
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I'll never touch another drop if I live.
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Josh, you better send for the preacher.
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And Emily, too.
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Tell her to bring the marriage license.
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Rawr!
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I'm so excited, I don't quite know what
to do. Calm yourself, dear.
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I wouldn't want my brother to get the
impression that I was married to a
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woman.
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Now, would I?
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No, dear.
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Oh, and please arrange your hair.
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All right?
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Yes, dear.
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Now, shall we greet Alfred?
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Oh, my coat.
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What sort of a stage line are you
running?
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I was expecting my brother Alfred. I
demand to know what happened.
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Come on, Alfred.
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Oh,
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now, Harry.
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Give me the bottle, Alfred.
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Now, don't worry, dear.
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What Alfred needs is the guidance of an
understanding brother.
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I may be a little hard with him, but
after all, a habit like he has, well,
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takes some doing to break.
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Yes, Harry.
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Perhaps Josh could help us with him.
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No, ma 'am.
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But I'm willing to pay you double
what... No, ma 'am, I...
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