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Hi, I'm David Faustino, Bud Bundy,
Merriwood Children.
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This is what happens when I drink. My
money's gone, my mother's a midget, and
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wife left me for my neighbor, Julio.
This is my best friend, Corin Emmett,
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former star of TV's Parker Lewis Can't
Lose. He did lose. My manager's been
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me since I was in diapers. Now he's in
diapers.
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When I'm not trying to kill myself, I
run a porn shop left to me by a crazed
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fan. Oh, and I'm also freakishly short.
Thanks, God.
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What? Say it to my face, motherfucker!
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Oh, God.
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Oh,
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God.
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You look like you could use a free gym
membership.
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What makes you say that?
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We offer free self -defense classes.
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Why would I need self -defense?
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I'll take it.
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Is that all you got in you, big homie?
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Hello.
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Hi,
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David. Hi, guys.
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I didn't know you two worked out here.
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Yeah, we got the Lifetime Celebrity
Women Tour.
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For free?
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Yes, sir.
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Fucking bitch!
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Calm down, bud.
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Why is it always going to be butt?
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All right, all right, all right, all
right, all right.
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You look good, David. Thanks.
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I'm going to go pull up.
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Good to see you two.
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I'm going to go pull it up.
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Bitches must be.
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All right, everyone reach for the sky.
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Reach.
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Tickle the stars.
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Tickle the stars.
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Tickle them.
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You stretch your arms to the ceiling,
not your legs, although I don't really
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mind that too much.
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Up. There. Yes. Up.
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Down. Up.
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A little up. A little down.
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Yes. No, but a little up and a little
down at the same time.
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A little up and a little down. It's the
same.
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What?
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What?
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What time, John?
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Shh. This is how you spend your day,
everyone.
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You're doing great.
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You're doing great. I'm going to help
the new student real quick.
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Don't get your fucking hands off me.
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Don't you. Shh.
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Sorry, class, but I'm late. Did
everybody have a good weekend?
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I'm so proud of you. You're all in poses
already. Oh, look at that.
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We have a new one.
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Hi. Hi. Do you need some help?
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Yes, yes, I do. Yes?
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Okay, you're a little wide.
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Why don't you take those buns and jump a
little bit. Okay. Okay. And go down.
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Breathe.
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And breathe.
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We start tomorrow morning, 5 a .m. Be
here.
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Well, I just went swimming. I'm cold.
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Pools need it, tiny.
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5 a .m. Be here.
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Steroids, steroids, steroids, steroids.
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Don't do it, Dave.
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He's crazy.
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Thank you.
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