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Hi, I'm David Faustino, Bud Bundy,
Merriwood Children. This is what happens
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I drink. My money's gone, my mother's a
midget, and my wife left me for my
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neighbor, Julio. This is my best friend,
Corin Emmett, former star of TV's
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Parker Lewis Can't Lose. He did lose. My
manager's been with me since I was in
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diapers. Now he's in diapers.
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When I'm not trying to kill myself, I
run a porn shop left to me by a crazed
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fan. Oh, and I'm also freakishly short.
Thanks, God.
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And look who we have here.
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Linda, stop for a second.
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Just kill me.
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Kill me with poison. We have David
Faustino, TV Bud
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Bundy. How you doing, David?
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Can I please just die in peace, please?
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All right. I'll give Faustino your love.
Bye.
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Stop! It's hot!
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Fucking cocksucker!
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Hello?
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Ira!
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I can't understand you very well. Have
you had another stroke?
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You know, talent fuck, you miserable
schmuck, it is time to fuck your...
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Germany?
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Corey Feldman dropped out of the field?
Corey Feldman dropped out? They want you
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to replace him.
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Okay, let's do it. One drink.
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What kind of pussies are we if we can't
have one drink? Yeah.
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Alright.
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a talking monkey move. They'll pay me 50
G's.
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That's 100 G's.
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That's 200.
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This is the
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craft service table. A lot of
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fiber on there.
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That schnitzel must really stop you guys
up, huh?
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So where's my dressing room?
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It's that way.
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The other actors, they want
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to know if you have a meal preference
for them.
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For them?
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What do you mean?
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I'd like to get a script.
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I don't have a script. We go with the
flow around here.
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So to speak.
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This is my second, eighth grade.
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I might even taste vomit.
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I'd like to try some beers.
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Nice German beers, local brewery beers.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I never, never,
never drink when I work.
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Hey, could just have one sip.
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Wow, he took a lot of shit in the last
scene. I've never seen an American actor
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taking so much shit and enjoy it.
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and natural.
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We're moving right along. We're going on
to the final scene. The big climax now.
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What big climax?
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I haven't even seen the script yet.
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I don't know. It's a bit weird, man.
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The Germans are always bizarre.
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Listen, you know this company I'm
working for? It was called
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What?
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Wunderscheiss? Hold on a second. Wait a
minute. What?
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I got a discontinued copy of it right
here, man. This thing is highly illegal,
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Dave. Shit in my mouth and they kill me.
Sorry, Jeremy Miller. What? We
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shouldn't even be selling it. It's a
snuff film scheisse movie.
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You know scheisse shit?
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They're going to make you eat shit.
They're going to kill you.
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He's not the Jew.
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Kill him anyway!
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Did you hear something?
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I didn't hear anything.
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Aw, you broke the cipher.
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I'm a lady.
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Damn it.
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Oh, sure.
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