All language subtitles for Wanted Dead or Alive s02e03 The Matchmaker

Whiskey. I sure was glad to hear you
were in town, Josh.

I want to hire you to do a job for me.

What kind of a job?

It was me that staked the first claim in
this town, right?

Right.

Anybody get in trouble, they always come
to me.

You know that.

Right. I helped build the new
schoolhouse.

I write on every posse the marshal calls
for.

But what am I famous for?

You just ask any of these citizens.

Ask them.

Who is Charlie Wright?

And they'll say, Charlie Wright?

He's the ugliest man in town.

I know what I look like.

I can't blame him for laughing.

Now, look, Charlie.

Now, what do you want from me?

There's one way I can shut him up.

How's that?

By marrying a beautiful girl.

You got the... find me a bride, Josh.

And she's got to be beautiful.

There are six women on that list.

Any one of them will do.

Look, Charlie, I don't mind doing you a
favor. I don't want no favor. I'm

willing to pay.

Now my kind of work.

You came to me once, a long time ago.

You were down and out.

And little as I had, I shared it with
you.

I remember, Charlie.

Now I want you to do something for me.
Charlie, I'll help you out if I can, but

I'm just no matchmaker. Now that's it.

All right.

We'll get it.

Charlie.

twice and then segue right to the other
number. Here, Ruby. All right. How do

you... The

performance is tonight, mister.

Look,

why don't you ease off, mister? You're
going to get eye strain.

I want to talk to you for a minute.

Everybody wants to talk to me for a
minute.

My name is Randy.

Bounty hunter?

Off and on.

Well, I'm afraid you're not going to
make a plug nickel off of me, mister.

You see, I'm not wanted in any place.
Don't be so modest.

Listen, I wonder if I could talk to you
privately.

I don't like secrets.

Well, this is kind of a delicate matter
now.

Oh, a little delicate music, Paul.

I know I look like such a nice girl.

And what am I doing, wasting my life
away, singing to a bunch of drunks who

don't know a good voice from the
disaster whistle at the mine?

Something like that. Mm -hmm, and you
want to take me away from all this, huh?

Look, I'm kind of fronting for somebody.

The king of Spain?

Well, not quite.

Well, it couldn't be President Grant.

Now, listen, the man I'm talking about
lives right here in town. Now, he's

admired you for a long time, and, uh,
and, uh, well, he thinks that, uh, you

might make him a good wife.

And who is this silent admirer?

His name's Charlie Wright.

I sure would like you to meet him.

And I sure would like for you to meet my
husband, Paul.

We were married last week.

You just tell your Mr.

Charlie White to stop watching the girls
so much and start reading the paper.

Yes, I am.

My name's Randall.

How do you do, Mr. Randall?

Well, uh, can I come in?

Yes, you may.

You know, it's been a long time since
I've had to worry about, uh, can I or...

May I?

Listen, can I be, uh, or may I be frank,
Miss Hardy?

Please do.

But call me Doris.

Easier than ending every sentence with
Miss Hardy.

Right.

Well, uh, you know Charlie Wright?

Yeah, well, he's about the nicest,
warmest man in this whole territory.

you think so?

Well,

it seems like that people are always
wanting something from Charlie, but

offers anything to him.

You're making a point, Mr. Randall.

Yeah, well, Charlie's a lonely man. If
somebody just gives themselves a chance

to know him...

Well, you know, spend some time with
him.

Have dinner with him.

Well, all you'd have to do is just sit
with him for about half an hour, you

know. Let him know your incident and
what he has to say.

One thing I've learned after 20 years in
the saloon, you can't fight women.

Well, I think you can fight them all
right, same way you fight fire.

With fire.

When are you going to start?

Already started, Edwards.

hotel, then. Why, right in front of your
nose, my darling.

Not bad, as I remember it. Not bad. Not
good, either.

Boy, that big one. Hello, Josh.

I came just as soon as I got your
telegraph.

Yeah, well, look, did you have to bring
him?

Now, are you going to start that again?

Where I go, my father goes.

Howdy, son. Howdy.

Hello, dear. I'm sorry to tear you away
from that medicine show. You don't know

how glad I am you've become.

Well, you know Amy.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

Well, that's about it, except his name
is Charlie Wright.

You don't make him sound very
attractive.

Well, he's not exactly a beauty, but
then neither are you.

Now, let me get this straight, Josh.

All you want me to do is just have
dinner with him and be seen with him in

public and talk sweet to him? Right. I
haven't seen any money yet.

Here you go, Annie.

It's $200.

Now, listen, I counted that twice, so
don't try to tell me I shortchanged it.

You hear me?

Now,

listen, Amy, it's very important for him
to be seen with a beautiful girl. That

way, it puts him in a different light
with the town.

Now, he'll be able to get a little
confidence, go out and get a girl on his

then. Oh, don't you worry, Josh.

If there's one thing I can give a man,
it's confidence.

All right. Now, what time shall I have
him come pick you up for dinner?

Seven o 'clock.

You told her I'm... I mean, you told her
I'm no prince.

Watch out. She's interested in what's in
here.

She sounds wonderful.

Is it time yet?

I don't know.

Time yet?

It's time.

I'm scared.

Everybody is, Charlie.

Everybody? Sure, even the big talkers.
They're the ones scared the most.

It don't do no good.

Oh, go ahead, Charlie.

happens in two weeks when Amy leaves?

Well, I'll find a girl in town for him.
Who?

See you later.

What's your interest in this thing? I
just like to fight.

Stop that just a minute. Ruth, come
here.

I swear, your tongue got your nose in
trouble again.

Thanks very much for helping him, Mr...
Randall, Randall.

Thanks again.

I've got a pot of coffee on.

No, thank you.

Honest to goodness, every time I put you
in the street, you get into a fight.

All the time. One after another.

Say,

uh, listen about that coffee.

I'd like some.

Oh, well, come on. Come on.

No, I don't know what... More

coffee, Mr. Randall?

Thank you, ma 'am. Mm, this certainly is
good cherry pie.

Let me see.

Aw, it's all right now.

You know... we consider it a real
colorless day around here.

Unless Roof comes in with at least one
bloody nose.

Better take it easy, son.

You take your pie out and back and bed
the horse down for the night, Roof.

I hear they're putting on a new crew at
the B. Nathan mine.

Say, that's, uh, Carrie's digging, isn't
it?

Yes, it is.

Doing pretty well to be able to afford a
whole new crew.

Well, Charlie's always been a hard
worker.

A little clumsy, maybe.

Well, it's a shame he can't enjoy life
like he should.

What do you mean?

Well, you know, having good home -cooked
food, living in a decent house instead

of that shack he lives in.

Well, some men want it that way.

Oh, not Charlie. Listen, Charlie wants
to get married. He just doesn't think

anybody wants him.

Why, that's silly.

Why, Charlie Wright would make a fine
husband.

Oh, well, uh...

You really think so?

Yes, of course.

And think what a good influence a man
like that would be for children.

Never thought of that, Charlie, with
kids.

You're absolutely right.

You know, he is the kindest man in town.

And the simplest.

Listen, here's a list of the girls he's
got for candidates for marriage.

Ruby Todd.

Well, she's married.

Doris Hardy.

That cold fish.

Sarah... Well, I certainly hope Charlie
doesn't get himself snagged by Sarah

Tompkins. Well, I think that Charlie's
going to start getting interested in

somebody new.

Makes awful good cherry pie.

Well.

Well, my goodness.

And thank you very much.

Oh, isn't that nice?

Daddy's waiting up to meet you.

Daddy, I want you to meet Charlie
Wright.

Why, how'd you do, Mr. Wright?

Mr. Williams?

You didn't tell me he owned a gold mine.

Yeah, well, it's a small mine. You just
forget about it, you hear me? It assays

at $1 ,000 a ton.

It's getting awfully late, Daddy. I
think we'd better go upstairs.

Good night, Charlie. Good night.

See you tomorrow, Amy?

Of course, Charlie.

Good night.

I did it.

I asked her, and she accepted.

Accepted what?

We're going to be married.

And I owe it all to you, Josh.

Hey, Chuck!

Chuck!

Charlie!

I want to talk to you, Charlie.

I want to talk to you, too.

We never even fixed your fee.

Well, I'm done in Dernichet.

Dernichet? Why, you wrapped it in silk
and tied it up fancy.

You made me the happiest man in the
world, Josh.

Charlie, you just met the girl.

We have to do things fast out here.

Make quick decisions.

Why, the whole future of sections of
this country was decided in one day.

Like Louisiana Purchase, for instance.

Charlie, where are you getting this
stuff?

Amy?

She talks as pretty as she looks.

Charlie, the Louisiana Purchase concerns
a piece of land. Now, nobody gets tied

up with a girl he hardly knows for the
rest of his life.

Where you been, Josh?

Don't you know Sam Jansons is wed to a
mail -order bride?

Twenty years ago, he met her through a
letter.

Never even saw her for the day he
married her.

Well, that's one.

I could name you a dozen, easy.

And just as happy.

You figure $1 ,000 would square us?

Charlie, I just want you to do me a
favor.

Anything, you just name it. I want you
to meet somebody.

Who? Her name is Harriet Meacham. Boy,
you've been out in the sun too long.

Charlie, she's a good homemaker and
she's a wonderful mother. I got a home.

This mine.

Besides, she's got a kid, and I hate her
kid.

She makes awful good cherry pie.

I don't like cherry pie.

You said that nobody in Stone Point
would have you.

Well, she will.

You got a reputation for succeeding at
your work.

And you finished this job real
successful.

Don't go bollocking it up.

You brought her up here?

Hello, Miss Meacham. Good morning, Mr.
Randall.

Good morning, Charlie.

Would one of you gentlemen help me down?

Go ahead, Charlie.

I know why you're here.

Why, Charlie, I'm here to sell pies.

Yes, you make awful good cherry pie,
Charlie.

If you were just selling pies, what are
you doing in that fancy getup?

I know what you two are up to.

And by Christopher, it ain't gonna work.

But Charlie... Charlie, what are you
talking about?

I'm going to marry Amy Williams and
nobody else.

And I hate cherry pie!

Come on, get out.

The wedding is Sunday.

It looks a little big in the waist.

Well, now, that's all right, ma 'am.
We'll take care of the alterations.

And I've got just the hat that'll go
perfect with that dress.

Oh, I'll be with you in just a minute,
sir.

I think this one looks fine on me.

It sure does, Charlie, sure does.

Ah, this it'll be.

You could pad it. Yeah, I could pad it.

When we get to San Francisco, we don't
want anybody to be fancy addressing us.

No, sirree. No, sir.

Look here.

Ain't nobody in San Francisco going to
be prettier than my wife.

I want one of them dresses in every
color.

Good.

And me bonnets, too.

Yes, sir.

Come here. You're spoiling me, you know
that? And I just love it.

And here's a man who's going to stand up
for me at the altar.

I never go to weddings, Charlie. They
always make me cry.

Christopher, you're going to this one.
You're my best man.

Sam,

I'm firing my friend here, one of them
boiled shirts and the pants with the

down the side. Now, listen, Charlie, I
don't want to... You fit him out for me,

Sam.

Me and Zeb, we've got to go over and
make arrangements with the minister.

You coming, Zeb?

So you're going to San Francisco?

On our honeymoon.

Well, uh, what about your father?

Where I go, my father goes.

Josh, just in case I don't get a chance
to say goodbye after the ceremony, I'd

like to say it now.

We'll be living in San Francisco, you
know.

What about Charlie's mine?

He's going to sell it.

You're quite a girl, Amy.

Josh, I just don't understand you.

You said you wanted to see a smile on
Charlie's face. Have you ever seen him

happy? Yeah, he's smiling all the time
now.

But you are marrying him for his money,
right?

Of course.

Well, then he better smile while
smiling's good.

You said you wanted him to have
confidence. Have you ever seen him so

himself? Yeah, and what's going to
happen when he finds out the truth?

The truth about what?

Oh, Josh.

Would you deliver these to my hotel,
please?

Yes, ma 'am.

Are you ready for your fit?

I'm having it, thank you.

I don't know, Charlie.

How can you want to marry a woman who
put a for sale sign on something you

huh? Just because there's a sign on it
don't mean I'm selling.

Yeah, you're selling all right.

Your son is over right down the river.

That's no way.

For my best... Best man to talk.

Best man.

You think I'm going to stand up and be
an accessory while Amy Williams commits

this crime? You're crazy.

Well, you just talk like that because to
you, the act of marriage is a crime.

Well, I'm marrying Amy Williams and
nothing in this world can stop me.

Charlie, I think I better tell you
something.

Tell me what?

I paid Amy Williams to come to Stone
Point. As a matter of fact, I paid her

go out with you.

What are you talking about?

Well, I made a deal with her.

Supposed to go out with you for two
weeks, fuss over you, have dinner with

talk to you.

But she never gave one thought to
marriage, believe me.

She did.

She said that she'd marry me the minute
I asked her.

As soon as she found out you had a gold
mine, Charlie, she's marrying you for

your money.

I want to get married.

Right. And as a girl in town, you should
marry.

And she'll love you for what you are.

You got me all confused, Josh.

Don't be confused, Charlie. This is the
most important decision of your life.

You got two girls waiting in town for
you right now.

You're going to have to make up your
mind which one it's going to be.

Now, one girl wants to marry you for
your money.

She's going to ask you to give up the
one thing in your life that you love,

that's that mind.

She's also going to stick that father on
your back for the rest of your life.

Now, wait a while. On the other hand,
the other woman is a real homemaker.

she studies, she's got a wonderful son,
and she's dependable.

Well, it's your decision, Charlie.

Thanks for letting me make up my own
mind.

Wedding bells.

I never thought it would happen to
Charlie.

me to give you this.

Thank you, son.

Dear Josh, you told me to make my own
decision and I did.

I'm marrying Amy for her beauty and
she's marrying me for my money.

So I figure it's a standoff.

As for Harriet, she's a fine woman and
she needs a man her kid likes.

And one who likes cherry pie.

That's the kind of man Harriet needs for
a husband and a father.

I've got a pot of coffee on and some
cherry pie.

Well, thank you.

Thank you very much, but I want to make
some distance before it starts getting

dark. I hope to see you again.