All language subtitles for Tricked s02e03

My name's Ben Hanlon.

I'm a magician.

On this show, I go undercover and
completely mess with people's heads.

Whether I'm catching members of the
public off guard... How much you got in

bag? Nothing, I've got nothing, mate.
Are you going here?

You are... ...for pushing celebrities to
their limits.

Mate, you are... ...trouble.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

The cameras are hidden.

I'm in disguise.

So all the reactions are 100 % genuine.

These people have been well and truly
tricked.

At the end of a stressful day at work,
it's nice to go to the local pub with

your mates, have a few jars and relax.

But when I'm the barman, that drink will
be slightly less than mellow.

I've rigged this bar with hidden
cameras. Now I just need some thirsty

to trick.

Hey, mate, you all right? I'm going to
get a Rosé... Rosé Nostrella, of course.

Rosé Nostrella.

Have you seen our offer we got?

If you take a photo of you being in
here... then we can give you, like, the

first round for free.

If you put it on social media, Twitter,
that kind of stuff.

Yeah, yeah?

You'll do that?

Yeah, go on. Cool, all right.

Yeah, yeah, I'll take it for you if you
want.

You just slide out.

Oh, you do, you do. I'm not going to
look in your phone.

All right, get together.

Cool, all right. Do one. Can you find a
set of... Sorry,

mate.

Um...

Hold on, don't put your electrics and
water in it. Electrics and water, sorry.

Is it insured?

Sorry, let me get the television.

Don't put your hand in because of the
electrics.

Just pour the drink out.

You say it is insured? No, it's not.

We kind of should be insured, really.

That won't shock me, will it?

No, just put it out.

Can you just put it out, please? Okay,
okay, all right.

It's not that wet.

How long have you had it?

You know what?

I wish I'd never shown you that sign.

Is that yours?

What the hell?

Picture's still on there. Check the
picture.

I like that. Can we get two brambles and
two strawberry woo -woos?

Yeah, you've got ID? Yeah.

Cheers, thanks.

Look grumpy in your picture. I know.

It was not a good day.

I'm 94.

What's your date of birth?

2nd of 2nd, 94.

Okay. What is the third letter of your
middle name?

E -M -I.

I've had to think about that. That
should be secondary.

I don't ever get asked for that. Well,
I'm just doing a basic check and you're

stumbling, so... All right.

There's no hologram on this.

Stop it. It's fine.

Look, we've been told about fate.

All we have to do, we're told we can't
give them back.

Oh, my God, are you joking?

No, it's a fake, isn't it? Oh, my God,
are you kidding?

It's fake. No, it's not. It is fake.

I check these every day. You couldn't do
your middle name, which is like

something you've had since birth.

You've obviously just printed this off
on your computer.

No.

Here you go.

But that's why, if you hand over a fake,
you're going to get caught.

You've learned a lesson. I won't find
you. I won't call the police. Oh, God.

Look, it's fake. It's fake. Because like
I said to you, there were no... Oh,

shit.

There is a hologram here.

Oh, God.

It's real, isn't it? Yeah, it is.

Okay.

Sorry about that. I mean, you can just
apply for another one, can't you? No,

No?

I can fix it if you want. I don't think
you can.

I can. Can we fix it?

I don't think you can.

I can.

There you go.

What drink do you want?

Performing magic for celebrities is one
of the best bits of the job.

But like anything, it can get a bit
boring after a while.

So to make it a bit riskier, I've asked
you guys, the viewers, to tweet me with

some dares that I could do to celebs
whilst performing magic to them.

Let's see what you've come up with.

Start crying in front of a celeb? No,
sign of weakness.

If I could do that to Justin Bieber,
trust me, I would have done by now.

At Dom H. Johnson says, get a celeb to
fill you up, ha ha.

Get a celeb to fill me up? I don't know
if that's legal.

But I will take that challenge and I
will accept it.

So I've come to the set of Coronation
Street to get up close and personal with

cast member.

Deirdre Barlow is not available,
unfortunately.

So I'm going to trick Kath Tildesley.
She plays Eva Price.

Kath, I want to try something with you.
That's all right? Yeah. Just do this.

Can I borrow that?

Yeah, of course.

All right, put it there.

What I want you to do...

Do me a favor. Just grab that there like
that. Grab it. Grab it, yeah?

And just hold it and squeeze.

Okay.

Where did it go?

It's nuts, isn't it? That is nuts.

That is nuts.

Not down there, is it? I said it's nuts.

I did say that, didn't I?

Is it really?

Do us a favour, just give me it. I've
got a boyfriend, I don't give a... Feel

that, right?

Yeah.

Go on, I've started you off. Go on.

Really? Do it.

Two hands.

Give me a sec.

There we go.

Oh, my God. It's in there, isn't it?

Oh, my God.

That is mad.

And that's your ring, yeah? Wow. Yeah.

You're good.

I've had a coffee, so I'm quite switched
on, and I still couldn't tell what was

happening.

It's really good. Really good. I've not
got a gooby -doo how he did any of that.

That's your ring, yeah? Wow.

Later, I'm dishing out some dodgy ice
cream.

Yeah, well, it's because it's made from
breast milk.

Kerry Katona completely loses her cool.

And Tim Marsh gets mixed up in an
explosive plot.

What just happened?

When thinking about celebrities that I'd
love to wind up, one person at the top

of my list has to be Kerry Katona. She
just got engaged and loves her new ring,

which makes it the perfect target for my
next trick. I call this one Ringed

Dinger.

Kerry's fiancé, George, is in on the
gag.

He's brought her to this restaurant for
a romantic lunch, and I'm undercover as

the manager.

We've told Kerry that the restaurant
attracts a VIP clientele.

It's even got a celebrity walk of fame.
Dead posh.

And Kerry's agreed to stick a famous
myth in my cut -price gallery.

Results. Yeah, I'm alright.

How was your meal?

It was lovely. Yeah, it was alright?
Yeah, good. So, have they told you about

this? Yeah, some handprints and pictures
and stuff. We're trying to be the

Hollywood officials.

So we've got our walk of fame.

So we've got some real big names.

We've got handprints from Cheggers,
Sunita, Vanessa Felt, Ab, who

else have we got? We've got Terry Wogan,
we've got June Tubbs. So we've got all

the awesome big names, and we're going
to ask you, if that's all right, to

your hands in and we cement it that
you've been here. Is that all right?

Right, before you do that, whilst
they're mixing, are we all right to get

photos? Yeah, yeah. All right, so why
don't we stand next to your hole.

Stand there.

Smart, lovely.

Oh, that is a natural.

Looks great.

Good.

So, before you kneel down, I need to get
your jewellery off.

All right.

Yeah. So, here, pop your ring in there.

You watch.

Right.

If you want to kneel down for me...

And just give your hands a quick rub.

And when you're ready, press them in.

Nice, and you've got to go really firm.

There you go.

Yeah, and then, right, you've got to
hold that for about 25 minutes.

25? I'm only joking about two.

Whilst you're there, am I right to get a
couple photos of that?

All right, cool. So what we'll do is,
we'll do a couple...

Yeah, yeah, that's acid, that is. I
can't put my hand in.

Hold on, whoa, whoa, your handprint,
yeah? Okay, all right. Well, don't put

hand in that, it's acid, so I'll get it,
I'll get it.

I didn't think I'd knock... This stuff,
it's the sealant of concrete, it's

proper hydrochloric acid. It's designed
to dissolve stone and metal.

What kind of ring was it?

Have you had it long?

Yeah. Oh, not too long, then.

I don't think...

My sister works at Argos. I could get
you a discount on another ring or

something like that if you want, or...
You'll have to speak to my fiancé

he passed it. You can't sue me or
anything. That just happened.

Do you want your watch back?

I want my ring back.

Well, that's gone. You can't... It's
gone now.

Does he have a receipt?

My fiance bought it to me as an
engagement ring and I like it back.

Please, either deal with me or deal with
him. I can't get you back. The acid has

made it go.

Did you do science at school?

Yes, I did. Then you will know that acid
burns through metal. I don't give a

shit what acid does. I want my ring
back. I can't get you your ring back.

yell at me. You'll get me sacked if you
talk like that. Get you sacked?

Yeah. You're going to be deadening me
when he finds out what you've done to

right?

Hold on, what's that?

What's that?

What?

What's that?

Are you taking the piss?

How the hell have you just done that?

Oh my God, I'm shaking.

That's yours, yeah?

That's yours, yeah?

That's your ring.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah, I'll get it. I'll get it.

There you go.

There you go.

I don't understand what's going on. Why
has that just happened?

I've got something to tell you. I don't
really work here.

My name's Ben Hanlon.

I'm a magician.

And you've just been tricked!

Derek! You're being filmed!

I'm tired of playing! Oh my god!

Careful, you've got to... Oh my god!

Cheers, guys. Very deceitful.

Heads completely mashed.

Rage was coming through me, but also I
was thinking, George is going to go

ballistic.

Not got a clue how he's just done what
he's done.

I hate you. I can't even look at you. I
can't even look at you.

Stop around.

Cry before you buy.

That's today's customer, always looking
for something for nothing.

But if you're not careful, looking for a
bargain can end up costing you,

especially if you buy it off of my
market store.

I leave the lads to get the cameras
rigged whilst I pop out onto the high

street.

I'm Ben. I'm Akif. Akif. Chris.

Chris. Leaving down the market.

Yeah. Have you got some cash on you,
mate?

Yeah, I do.

Cash, yeah, yeah. Not coins, like a
note, like a 20 or... Yeah, we've got a

here. 10?

We're going to do something with this 10
and... a pen.

All right, but I'm going to need your
back, so just turn around.

I'm going to start scribbling here.

If I get a bit on your jacket, that's
all right, innit?

Um... It'll be fine. It'll wash out.
It'll wash out.

Okay. I think I'm done.

Here you go. I've scribbled on the
Queen's face, and I want you to replace

Queen with someone else. So the question
for you is, if you could put somebody

else on these notes, which celebrity
icon would it be?

Uh, Amy Winehouse.

Amy Winehouse? Yeah.

Alright.

Um...

Here's my cheeky market I've got some
cushy bits and bobs to flog. All I need

now is a mug punter. How are you mate?

How are you going?

Yeah. Are you new here?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh right, how long
have you been here?

Just like a week. We're just giving away
samples and trying a new product.

Oh is it? Yeah, yeah. Have you seen this
before?

No. It's Creamalicious.

Oh right.

You've not seen this?

No. Right, Creamalicious is a cream
substitute.

Okay. So you know cream fattening? Yeah.
This is all natural ingredients.

Oh yeah.

You've got rice starch.

gelatin corn extract oh and then you can
have it and it tastes like cream yeah

what's his main ingredient a jelly thing
that's pig fat isn't it pig fat another

pig pig produce yeah all that kind of
here do you want to try one yeah is that

all right yeah yeah take one probably
don't eat this one no don't do that

they're my samples creamy in it really
creamy nice orgasmic and also the

packaging recycled cardboard and as you
can see on the front literally just

Natural ingredient.

So simple, isn't it? Yeah.

Hold on, I've just read off what it
said.

I'm not actually eating hog semen, ever.

You've never had hog semen before?

Like pig cheese, basically.

Is this what is in it? Yeah.

I showed you that.

I showed you that earlier.

Are you having a laugh? No.

Swine sperm.

Fucking hell, I didn't actually know
that.

But it does taste good, though.

See, good to try new things, isn't it?

I don't really like the idea of beating
him, but... Can I stick that in there?

Don't you want to finish it? No,
definitely not.

Yeah.

I'll tell you what, though, yeah. I
think it's wrong to not explain exactly

what... You didn't explain... Alright.

Okay, I will bear that on board. I'll
put it in the comments box.

In the comments box. Yeah.

Alright, mate. Have a good day. Yeah,
you too. Bye.

That's orgasmic. More like hoggasmic.

Mmm. Get that down ya. Got a little bit
on your chin.

Still, that's got me thinking. Why stop
at just one bogus bodily fluid product?

Alright.

Ice cream. What can I get ya? Oh, wow.
What flavours have you got?

All the good ones. We've got chocolate,
your mint chocolate chip.

We've got...

premium brand this vanilla premium do
you want a free sample okay it's premium

because it's extra creamy it is a little
bit more expensive but it is much

better quality let me give you give you
a bit of that go on get your gills

around that go on oh this is nice it's a
lovely day for you yeah

You like that? That's really creamy.

Really nice. It's a weird consistency
though. Yeah, well it's because it's

from breast milk.

So it's just creamier, it's more
organic.

No, it is.

It is.

No, we make it on site. Look, come over,
come over.

Come over, look.

Look, we make it on site.

So it's really creamy and nice.

Would you rather like the old -fashioned
one?

No, this is very nice. Yeah? It's
actually quite nice.

Oh, okay. Well, if you don't mind that,
that's fine. That's all right. I mean, a

lot of people, a lot of people are all
fuddy -duddies. They prefer the old

-fashioned one. Okay.

I mean, a lot of people, they just
prefer to have the cow version. You

like the old cow version. Like this one,
for example.

So, it depends which one you prefer,
really.

Which one would you prefer?

Cow version, boobie version?

You can.

That would be the breast ice cream you
ever had.

Coming up, I'm undercover at the bad
cabin.

Hey, cash!

A mean shopkeeper.

And Kim Marsh gets mixed up in a banging
trip.

What just happened?

I'm about to go undercover at the cabin.

It's normally the safest way to travel.

The reason I love it is because it's got
this.

Red light indicates doors are secure.

Which means I can lock a punter in here
and not let him out.

Time to take someone on the ride at
their life.

This is Amrit.

She wants to teach her colleague Ed a
lesson.

And I'm the man for the job.

So, let's get to it.

You're setting up Ed who works with you.
Where do you work? We work at a gym. So

why do you want to trick him?

He's... Just very cocky. He loves just
playing small pranks on the members of

the team. And he really does deserve it.
I'm thinking I can get my hands on a

cab and I can lock him in there and do
something pretty horrific to him inside

cab. What do you think of that?

Definitely. If there's anyone that
deserves it, it is Ed. I need you to

him to go on a work errand, maybe for
him to pick up some leaflets, and that

you've booked a cab for him. I'll be
waiting for him and I'll do the rest. Is

that all right? That's perfect. Good
luck. Thank you.

I've got everything in place to wind up
Ed. My cab is rigged with cameras and

I've gone undercover with my cap and
glasses.

Hi darling!

Next stop, Cricksville.

Who's on board?

Ed's been told a black cab is taking him
to collect some leaflets for work.

Hey mate.

Are you the one going to the printers?

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah. Yeah.

Been a nice day today.

Yeah, it's been alright, you know. I've
been stuck inside all the time now. What

do you do?

Me, I'm a fitness director.

Alright, sweet.

Really easy work, just standing around
and give people a spot if they want it.

Just chat with birds all day? Pretty
much, yeah.

Is this for work?

Yeah, it's got to go and get loads of
leaflets.

The entrance is just around here, I
think.

So this is it. Do you know which
building it was?

Absolutely not a Scooby.

Let's close this.

I think, if I go around there, I think
there's a few more around there.

Yeah. Let's see if we can see it. There
might be a sign or something.

I'm pretty sure there is something
there.

What the fuck was that? What was that?

No idea. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm alright. You alright?

Yeah, I'm alright.

Hold on, wait.

Some guy's laying down. Fucking kidding,
right?

Nah.

Stay there, stay there.

Stay in the car, alright? Yeah, of
course, of course.

Go on, mate.

Hey, mate, you got a phone on you.

Pass here, pass here.

What the fuck?

Mate, check this out, look.

Fucking bag of cash.

Shit. Proper, like, there must be...

Fucking a dozen fucking monkeys in
there. Look at that, look.

Mate, I'm not taking it.

Mate, look.

I don't want it, mate. Mate, have it.
No. It's out, fucking car. Mate, no, I'm

not having it. Look, look, look.

Well, don't throw it around, look. I
don't want it, mate. Mate, I don't want

Mate, it's cash, it's cash. Mate, it's
not my fault. It's yours.

Mate, can I have my phone?

Mate, I've got to, let me sort him out.
Mate, give me my phone.

Let me sort him out, let me sort him
out.

Can I have my phone, please? No, no, no,
no.

Mate, mate, no, listen. Stay cool, stay
cool, look.

I'll go fucking mental. I'll start
smashing mental. Mate, don't smash it,

Give me my phone or I'm going to start
smashing this shit. Okay, all right,

give you your phone, but listen, right,
listen.

What? I'll take him to hospital.

I'll tell you what, we'll drop him
nearby.

We'll split all this. I don't want the
money, honestly. Split it, look at it,

mate. Mate, money's not my... Hey,
sorry, can I have my phone? Look, mate.

I'll take it to where you need it. Nah,
let's go.

Can I get my phone and stuff?

Look, nothing happened, all right?

Mate, mate, honestly.

He's fine. He's fine.

Look, you chuck him in the back of the
boot. He's fine. Boss!

What? I won't call the police. Just give
me my phone. You are going to call the

police. I'm not. You've got your phone
there.

Mate, he's making noises. I can hear
him. You do?

Fuck. You hear that?

Serious? Yeah.

Mate, look. Now my phone. Let me sort
him out. Let me sort him out.

Mate, I want my... There's the police,
mate. There's the police.

Boss, police.

Mate. Stay cool. I'll get you to
hospital, alright? Mate, mate, look, the

are there. I've got them.

Billy! Excuse me.

Shut up, shut up.

Yeah, mate. Bring your car over to the
enclave, please. I'm going, mate. I'm

going. Bring your vehicle into the
enclave.

Just stay quiet, alright?

You've got a bag of, mate. Mate, mate.

I don't want my clothes.

You've got the money, look. Mate, I
don't have any fucking money.

It's your money.

It's not my money.

Just fucking stay cool. Don't gas me in,
alright?

Pull the engine.

What? Turn the engine off. Officer, he's
got my phone.

Can you step out of the car, please?

Officer, he's got my phone.

Calm down, sir. I'll speak to you in a
second, all right?

I've got his phone. Look, I do have his
phone. Yeah, I thought he was going to

do a runner, OK?

Yeah, well, he can have it back.

You all right? Can you stand out here
one second, please?

OK. Just stand there one second. Stand
there one second, please.

That is his phone. That is his phone.
Can you move around to the back, please?

Just move around to the back. That is
his phone.

I thought he was going to do a run out,
I was dropping him somewhere.

We're going to sort this out, come stand
over here.

Right, is there anything in this vehicle
you'd like to tell me about?

No, it's a normal cab mate. This is your
cab? Yep.

Can you hand me the boot please?

No. Is that because I was stopped there?
Is that because I was stopped? I saw

you tampering with something at the back
of the car. It looks suspicious. I

would like you to open the boot. It's
not. It's just a dodgy boot. That's all

is. Isn't it just a dodgy boot? I was
telling you. That's why I stopped,

it? Be honest. Open the boot. What do
you mean, be honest?

What do you mean, be honest? I've asked
you to open the boot. What are you

accusing me of, mate?

Hold on. What do you mean, fucking be
honest? Forget him for one second.

him for one second. What do you mean, be
honest, son?

You know what's in the boot. Open the
boot. What the fuck's in the boot, then?

Go on. There's a person in there. A
what? A person. Sorry.

Mate, there's a person. Open the boot.

All right, okay, all right.

There is a person in the booth.

Just stand over there, please. No, stand
there, please.

Stand there.

Stand there. All right, I'm a bit
embarrassed.

But that's not illegal, is it?

See,

I've got something to tell you.

I'm not really a cabbie. My name's Ben
Hanlon. I'm a magician.

And she set you up.

I was supposed to hit you when I got out
of that cab.

Mate! I was looking out the back, so
there was no way anyone could have got

and out the boot. Give me my phone or
I'm going to start smashing this. Okay,

alright. And I cacked it.

I shot myself.

Billy! Yeah?

Shut up, shut up!

It was just, it was amazing. Absolutely
amazing. It was a magic trick. Like, no

idea where the guy went.

That's not illegal, is it?

Thank you for not punching me. It was
close, it was close.

Earlier, I would dare to get a celeb to
fill me up.

Now time to pick another challenge on
Twitter.

Kirstie underscore bod says, draw on a
star's face.

We've all been there, we've all passed
it down.

And you've woken up with a penis on your
forehead, preferably drawn on. We've

all done that.

So yes, I will draw on a celeb's face.

So I'm heading to a party where celebs
are supporting Jog Onto Cancer.

Including these three young music stars.

Guys, how you doing? You alright?

Cool, good.

Nice to meet you. Thank you guys, right?

Right.

Luke, I want you to imagine you can
trick anyone in the world, do a really

trick on them.

Have you got someone in your head? Yeah.
Got someone?

Yeah. Think about this person. And we
haven't set this up, I haven't told you

this person or anything like that.

Alright.

So you could pick a guy or a girl.
Normally blokes will try and trick other

blokes. That's how we tend to work. Yes
or no, is this person a bloke?

Yeah. Okay.

Normally you'll also pick someone that
maybe you've seen recently, someone

kind of in the British psyche.

So is this someone who's British, yes or
no?

Yeah. Okay, look at me.

Knowing what I know about you... Joey
Essex.

Yeah, it was. Yeah.

That was right, right? Oh my God.

Out of all the people, you went for Joey
Essex.

Cheers, mate.

How did you do that? Well, the way that
works is basically, as you were looking

at me, I was literally just taking it. I
was taking it. I just looked at you and

just took it like that. And it was just
gone. It was gone. But, mate, can I get

a picture?

Yeah. Sweet, man. Let's get a picture.

Do you want... I'll take it. Yeah, you
take it. Yeah, yeah. We'll get it.

Oh, it looks good, doesn't it?

Your local store, it's open pretty much
all the time and sells

virtually everything, making it super
convenient. But it's not just convenient

for the customer, it's also convenient
for me, as I'm about to go undercover

serve some horrendously bad customer
service.

The cameras are rigged and rolling.

Time to start my shift.

How are you doing? You alright?

Right.

Hello.

Yeah,

no problem.

What's this, for school or something, is
it?

Lost your dog?

Yeah. Okay, yeah. Do you want me to put
it up on the window or something?

Yes, please. How long have you been
missing?

For three days now.

Three days.

All right, I'm sure we'll turn up. Okay.
Okay, thank you.

Three days.

Thing is, she ain't going to find it
after three days. Come on, come on. It's

London. Bucky.

No, let's not get in the real world.

No point in even putting it out quickly,
really.

There's kind of no point.

I mean, three days.

It's wasting my time. It's wasting your
time.

It's kind of pointless, isn't it?

Sorry about that. That was just getting
in your way. You just wanted your

shopping and then you're getting
mithered by kids and stuff.

I didn't mind.

Pardon?

I didn't mind. Oh, you looked like she
was bugging you. I didn't want to... No.

But you... I mean, what would you do?

Would you... No, I wouldn't put it up.
You'd have put it up?

Oh, okay.

You've come at it from a different
angle, haven't you, really?

All right, I feel a bit bad now.

I'll tell you what, I'll put it up
anyway.

I'll put it up anyway, yeah, that's
fine, that'll work.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, I'll put it up.

Good idea.

I'm going to change my ways because of
you.

Hey, guys, I'm Ben. I'm Ben. Jordan.

Hi, I'm Farid.

Hi, I'm Farid.

Now, guys, today I've become a man.

Because I've put my first car on sale.

I have. I've not gone online.

I've not even stuck it in the local
paper.

I put it in a shop window. There she is.

The Reliant Robin, yellow, 200 quid.

Any offers you want to... No, I'm good.

I don't know.

Rude, isn't it?

But my question to you, Jordan.

Yeah. If you could buy any car, what car
would it be?

I think my dream car is like a Shelby
Mustang.

Old school, like Ford Mustang.

Your dream car is a Shelby Mustang?

Yeah, yeah. I don't even think you can
get them in the UK, can you? No, it's

wrong hand drive and everything.

Okay. What colour would this Mustang be?

Probably red.

Red. A red Shelby Mustang. And how much
do you want to pay for it?

About a thousand.

A grand?

Yeah. One thousand pound for a Shelby
Mustang? No, it's cheaply offered.

Well, do you know what, mate?

You might be able to find one

You

might

want to call that number

See you later, guys.

See you later.

Good luck.

In your

eye. Thank you. Cool.

Oh, that's saying...

You get a free pack of mints in this.

Really? Yeah, because you get a free
pack of mints in the drink.

What? There's no mints in the drink, is
there?

No. No, I think they've got that wrong.
It's not in the drink. I think it's with

the drink.

Here you go.

These ones.

Yeah, that's cool.

The thing is, that really winds me up.
That's like basic English.

Doesn't that bug you?

No, it's bad English.

Yeah, it's bad English.

An in would be like...

something different wouldn't it i mean
if it was in it would be would it be

like that that

would be in there um and that

is in the tree look

Now that's in the drink. It is, isn't
it? It is, it's in there.

What? No.

Here you go.

What?

No.

Coming up, Kim Mars gets a fiery
surprise in my pyro blaster script.

What just happened?

Later, I'm planning an explosive trick
on Kim Marsh.

To get myself in the mood, I've got my
hands on a load of fireworks.

Don't try this at home.

Howdy, guys. I want to show you
something. With these numbers and your

that all right?

Okay. And this little bag.

Okay. This harmless little bag.

Inside it goes.

I'll tie that up like so.

There we go.

And you hold on to that.

So that's your ring, nice and safe in
there. Yep. And here I've got four

identical bags.

But inside these bags, I've got a nice
little suite in each one of them.

Here,

take all four bags. I want you to mix
your ring in with those four.

Mix them right up.

Okay. Alright, happy?

Yeah.

Whilst you've got them,

here, can you hold on to that for me?

Hold on to that.

And I want you to attach one of those
bags to each one of those numbers.

So, your ring is in one of those bags
that's next to one of those numbers.

So, when I say number,

And then, firework.

Chris, I want you to tell me which
rocket don't you want to go?

Just pick one.

End one.

Chris, step forward.

I'm going to need you all to step back a
bit.

Just back, back it up, keep going.

Like the few.

But that was the one you decided not to
light and inside this bag

Shut

up

Don't worry. I built in a safety
measure. One of them didn't go anywhere.

fine. Don't worry about it. It's fine. I
knew that if it went wrong, I'd have a

little safety just in case.

Oh, my God.

That was supposed to be the safety one.

Sorry about that.

You can have the lighter. That's quite
expensive.

Really?

Yeah, interested in the lighter?

No. I don't know if I've ever seen a
German. I think you might like this.

Oh, shut up.

Shut up!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I've invited Corrie star Kim Marsh down
to this London Riverside location where

she thinks she's shooting an ITV promo
for their new drama season.

What she doesn't know is just how
dramatic it's going to get.

Kim arrives for rehearsals and meets the
team. So that I don't get spotted, I'm

blending in as the guy filming the
behind -the -scenes footage.

We're doing a new ident campaign for the
autumns. And it's kind of like the

viewer's living room by TV taking you
everywhere. So you're on the sofa here

your living room. And the idea is that
it ends with yourself teasing the drama.

It's going to be explosive.

It's firework.

OK. So, Dave, do you want to talk Kim
through just the site and things like

that? These are the 1 .4 calibre half
-light shells.

We'll have a huge arc of these around
the back of the stage. What do you think

about that?

I'm a bit scared.

There's nothing to be worried about.

In fact, George, where's George? Can we
clear that, mate, now? Just put it in

the shed for safekeeping. Cheers, mate.

So, what are you doing here today?

Doing an eye dent for ITV. I was a
little bit nervous when I came on set,

I'll be all right. I think it's because
of the fireworks.

So how are you with fireworks? Do you
like them? Do you hate them? I love

yeah, just not when I'm in control of
them.

Right, all right.

I'll do a bit more later. All right.

All right.

If you take that unit and pop it onto
your lap.

So should we just go for line by line?
Yeah, OK.

And cue cue.

ITV is where drama lives.

From your living room, you can go
anywhere.

Fantastic.

Okay, guys, back into first position
cameras and cue Kim.

From the beaches of Broadchurch to the
isles of Selfridges and the cobbles of

Coronation Street, we will take you to
the heart of the action.

So sit back, relax, and I forgot my
line. No, right.

I'll just keep you there for the moment,
just because I just want to look at...

Do you remember the push -in we talked
about? I'm still not quite happy with

that. OK, fine.

I'm more out to jump in for a second.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just get a quick Q &A.

What have I just done there? I've just
lent on it.

I've just lent on it and now it's done
something weird.

Basically, same as the computer.

It can happen if you just reset.

Oh, that's fine. OK.

Absolutely fine.

So,

now you're a few minutes into the
rehearsal, how are you feeling about

I'm all right. I'm okay now.

How are you getting on with the lines?
It'll get better.

I've made a couple of errors, but memory
is quite good, so... Cool. All right.

Great. Take that.

I'm going to... Can I go and get some...
To the rocket. Can I get some post -it

to that and all that? Is that all right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't be too long, though, Matt.

Okay. All right. Cool. See you in a bit.

Okay.

Okay, Jim, so just looking into this
camera and it's the line and then you

hit it. Okay. And ready, off you go.

So sit back, relax and let the drama
unfold.

It's going to be explosive.

What the hell?

Nobody approach, nobody approach.

What just happened?

He's not in there.

Kim, what did you press?

I pressed the red button.

You bloody blew me up.

Oh, no. Who set me up, man?

I did.

This isn't really a promo.

No, I know. My name's Ben Hanlon. I'm a
magician.

I am. Look at me. Look.

Why are you shaking? Because I just saw
you go in there.

I was really scared.

I was really scared.

You were scared that you'd actually
killed someone? Of course I was.

You didn't run over and help me, though,
did you?

Well, no, because I wasn't going over
there in that burning building.

Sorry, but if you were in there, there's
nothing I could do anyway.

That's brilliant.

That's brilliant.

Absolutely brilliant. I thought I was
going to kill somebody.

For a minute, I was like, I'm going to
prison here.

I just didn't know what was going on. I
was like, he set me up. He can't believe

up himself.

I don't know how he did it.

It was brilliant.

It was brilliant.

That could be a scene out of Corrie,
that. I know.

It was actually really impressive.

But how did I not feel you? Did you not
feel me? No.

Underneath you.

Sorry.

I didn't see your thing, no.

No, that's the story of my life.

Story of my life, Tim.

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