All language subtitles for Tricked s01e05

My name's Ben Hamlin.

I'm a magician.

And when I perform, I love watching
people freak out.

So I've set up secret cameras in
everyday places.

Oh! Oh!

Whoa! Here, look.

I use my skills of sleight of hand.

Oh, my God.

Mental powers. Unbelievable, look.

A misdirection.

You are kidding me.

To pull epic magical pranks on
unsuspecting celebrities.

I can't do nothing.

And members of the public.

No, this is ridiculous.

As the cameras are hidden, all the
reactions you see are 100 % genuine.

There are no actors or stooges.

All the people you're about to see have
been well and truly tricked.

First up, I'm going to trick some
unsuspecting members of the public.

I've rigged this fast food van with
hidden cameras.

I might not be up to much in the
kitchen, but I do know how to serve up a

or two.

You're doing all right. You're doing all
right. What are you after?

The smoothie.

Smoothie? Yeah.

Strawberry and banana, that's pretty
good.

Apple. Are you going to make them fresh?

Yeah, they were made fresh this morning.
They're good. It's good. It's good.

Do you want one?

What other flavours are they?

Apple and lime. Apple and lime,
strawberry and banana.

You want one of each?

I'll have an apple and lime.

Yeah? Strawberry and banana?

Yeah, I'll have one of each. One of
each. All right, that's a pound, please,

girls. Take your cheers, girls.

You all right there?

Have a smoothie.

Are you joking?

I want a new one.

All right, guys.

I was going to say, save it.

Save the taste. Save the taste.

My God, he's downed it near enough.

Better? It's better. Thanks, black
girls. Thank you. Cheers.

I don't think so. Come on, give me my
silver banana.

Here it is.

Are you having a laugh?

You just paid for it.

Yeah, I want a new one. Let me just grab
that one. I want a new one. Yeah, I had

a tickly cough, didn't I?

You want a... I can't give away free
drinks.

I mean, I've just had a cough.

Your smoothie helped me.

Where's my violin?

Where's my violin?

All right, girl. All right, if you want
a smoothie, then fine. Look.

What are you doing?

There you go. I can look. No, I want a
new one. I don't want that.

Here you go.

No,

no. No, you do this thing. Anyway,

cheers, girls. Enjoy your smoothies.

As these girls have discovered, this
isn't your regular kebab van.

And before the lunchtime rush, I thought
I'd hit the street to get some menu

ideas off the public.

Now, boys, just so you know, I'm
undercover in a kebab van.

So I've been learning some food, I've
been learning some recipes.

A bit of meat and chips. A bit of meat
and chips. A bit better than that,

actually. Look, I'll show you. I've got
a... You've got a kebab for us, yeah?

No, but... Do we get to try it? We're
doing some specials, right? Some

We've got a specials board here.

Special ball here. Got butternut squash
on today, right? I've been learning a

few dishes.

I'll tell you.

I'll tell you.

Lloyd, is it?

Lloyd, hold on to this. Hold on to this,
right?

What is your favourite dish? If you
could have any meal, what would it be?

Chicken dancer.

Chicken dancer. All right, all right.

What is the one thing that you would
never eat?

Kebab pizza, probably.

Kebab...

I'm not sure if you're gonna like
today's special

In the words of Gordon Ramsay, fuck off
out of my kitchen.

Back at the van, I've got a special
offer to lure the hungry.

Hey, mate.

You all right? Yeah.

Are we doing an offer on lamb kebab at
the moment?

Lamb kebab, yeah. Lamb kebab, yeah.

Cheers, mate.

Here you go, mate.

Lamb kebab, yeah?

Yeah.

Is that enough meat?

Bob, tell you what, I'll heat it up for
you, man, if you want.

So what else are you up to?

A bit of basketball.

Basketball?

Salad? Yeah.

A bit of everything.

Strong growing, lad.

There you go.

Bit of sauce, yeah?

Yeah?

Tell me when.

You've cooked with love there, mate,
this is.

There you go, mate.

You're going to enjoy that.

There you go.

What's wrong? What's up?

What's up?

What are you talking about? Look, look,
look.

Here, look, look, look.

Mate, you saw me make this. I don't know
what you're talking about.

You've just seen me make it. I've just
gone there, put the meat in, put the

salad. What are you saying?

You're calling me a liar?

Look, I'm just trying to do a job. Look,
I'll tell you what.

I poured my heart and soul into this.
Look, look.

How could you do that?

That's crazy.

Cheers, man.

Service with a difference.

How are your friends?

What?

No tip?

Look.

I'm off to now.

Oh, Ben, do you ever use your magic to
steal?

The answer's no. I'm a decent bloke.

However, the producers here thought it'd
be fun to watch me try and nick things

from members of the public.

Kind of like the modern -day Robin Hood.

To test how easy it is to steal things
using magic, I'm going to try something

with these two girls.

Hello, nice to meet you. I'm Ben.

Hiya, Laura. Laura.

Kimberly. Kimberly, nice to meet you.
Kimberly, I'm Ben.

Girl, got any coins on you?

Let me have a look.

Oh, yeah.

Three, a handful. Great. I'm going to
grab this, my little bag.

And this. Now, people always think, as a
magician, I'm going to steal your

money. Look, if I put them in here, that
is definitely not... I can't steal

these now, right? OK. Here, you can put
them away. You can keep that. It's a

souvenir. And hold this, hold this.

Now, that's sealed in the bag, your
money.

I definitely can't steal that, right?

Um, no.

You don't seem too sure.

Let me just do it up.

OK. OK, so look.

What?

Are you holding it?

You can keep the bag if you want. It's
fine.

And can I have my two -pound bag?

So nicking that coin was pretty
straightforward as a magician, but can I

items off the public going undercover as
a news reporter?

I've come to London South Bank to prey
on some tourists.

I'm here on the South Bank with Nellie
and Tara, and ladies, I want you to get

your thoughts on this.

The future of security, apparently.

And apparently in the future, you're
going to have your bags in there, and

thieves and pickpockets won't be able to
take any of your stuff out of it. So

it's going to be better than your normal
conventional pockets or handbags or

anything like that.

So have you heard of this yet? Have you
seen any of these?

No. No? All right, well, I'll show you
how they work.

Have you got any objects on you?

Phone, wallet, purses, what have we got?

Phone.

Phone. Have a look. All right. That's
your phone.

I think you might be doing an upgrade.

That'll go in.

Okay, a little bit better. Cool. And
let's grab your watch as well. Okay.

and expensive.

All right. Stick that in there. Cool.
All right, all right. So the way the bag

works, you put all your objects in here.

And here we go. You hold the bag at the
end, at the top.

So one hand over the top, around the
neck of it.

and then the other right over the top.
Perfect, right? Right. So your objects

are in there. Nice protection.

And they say that the way this bag's
designed, it's reinforced plastic, so

can't cut through it or anything like
that. And the only way in which you can

get in there is if you open up the top
here.

Right. So apparently, the way this is
going to work in the future is you're

going to walk around in this position,
like this, and no one's going to be able

to steal your items. So I have to walk
down the street like this? Pretty much.

Through busy areas, so no one steals
your items. Right. First of all, do you

feel like your items are safe?

Yes, very safe. Good.

And would you... walk around like that
through busy places do you think no okay

so we've concluded the items are safe
but people just aren't going to walk

around like that so there we go girl
thank you you have your items right now

that's great thank you what's wrong

what's up

I guess these bags don't work after all.
Look, you can have that.

That's your security bag.

There you go.

Coming

up,

my trick leaves Amy Child seriously
freaked out.

Then things get twisted at the corner
shop.

So I don't get it. I don't get it. And I
make Robbie Savage jump.

Fucking hell.

On this show.

I often get accused of not being in
touch with my softer, more cuddly side.

Isn't that right, schnookums?

What's that?

You're a magic bear?

And your name's not schnookums, it's...
Cheat.

This is a trick I like to call the scare
bear.

I've taken over a kid's cafe and rigged
it with hidden cameras to set up my

scare bear trick.

And I've invited Essex bombshell Amy
Charles to visit.

Businesswoman Amy has her own range of
beauty products, a salon and a boutique.

And I've convinced her to promote my
fake business.

Stuff Your Own's teddy bear company
where kids can create their own cuddly

Who's Amy Charles Bear?

Amy Charles Bear.

She's agreed to do a photo shoot to
promote the bears online, but of course

doesn't know it's a scam Right we're
gonna do just not literally

on the website. It'll be two You're
sitting down getting up all that all

but why don't you put your arm around
that one cool look at me?

Great great cool, I'm a great

Let's get you, do you want to stuff one?

Yes. Right, so with this, here's an
unmade one. The way we do it, we get the

kids to Velcro them, and then we can put
it off before they leave.

It's quite fun, it is.

That is great.

All right, and then if you want, just
look down at it, and if you are, yeah,

pick up the other stuff and then just
start stuffing it.

Enjoy myself.

Yeah.

Let's, once they're stuffed, close them
up.

Exactly, exactly.

So this one is kind of pretty much done
there, really.

So that's what we'll do. Let's keep you
there. That's good.

Let me come around.

So why don't you put your arm behind it,
like lean back on your arm.

That's all. Yeah, good.

All right, cool. That's what we'll do.

We'll do some of you taking them out in
a minute. I'm just going to... Pop the

toy, it'd be too thick.

And then we'll do a few more down there,
I think that's cool.

All right, see you then.

Oh my God, honestly, are you just having
a laugh?

Oh my god, honestly, it really scares
me.

Oh my god, this is too scary.

Oh my god!

Oh my god.

Oh, honestly.

Really scary.

You alright?

I swear on my life, the bear... just
moved in there.

I swear in my life, I'm not lying,
that's what happened. The bear moved?

The bear, honestly, it moved and went in
there and then got up there.

Matt?

This is scary now, like really scary.

What happened?

I was laying down and it honestly was
going mental.

It started walking and everything.

Come over, look. This is the one that
you stuffed, right?

Yeah. Yeah? You sure?

Look.

Well, Amy, I've got something to tell
you. What?

I don't really make bed.

What do you do?

My name's Ben Hanlon. I'm a magician.

And you're part of a brand new TV show?

You've been tricked.

You're so not good.

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Amy. We thought
we'd have a bit of fun with my little

friend there.

He's not good.

Amy, thank you very much. Thank you.
Cheers. I'm still in absolute total

Honestly, I don't understand.

Oh, my God.

People will laugh at this, but I'm
actually really scared.

Oh, my God. I promise you, I felt that
it was just.

That was it. And then it was moving.

I was going to take it with me, the
teddy bear, but I'm actually not, in

that comes alive in the night. I don't
want to take that home. It would just

scare me shitless.

I've rigged this tea cutting shop with
hidden cameras so that I can go

undercover. The doors are open, but it's
definitely not business as usual.

Hey, mate, you all right?

Yeah, cool.

Just this one, yeah? Yeah, just the one.

Yale.

£4 .95, please, mate.

So it's a copy, yeah? Uh -huh. Cool.

No problems.

Should get it copied good.

Yes.

Pretty bang on, that.

Perfect.

There you go, mate.

There you go.

Copy, right? Yeah, cheers, Giza. Do you
have a receipt for that?

Yeah, yeah, you're happy with that? You
all right with that? Yeah, yeah,

perfect. Sweet, sweet.

Let me write one out.

Cheers, mate. Lovely. Thanks a lot,
Giza. Cheers.

Cool, there you go.

Cool. Bye.

What? Copy the key.

Oh, I gave you a copy.

Yeah, a... Is that a replica?

Right,

sorry, right, you wanted an extra key,
like a key cut.

Yeah, a key cut, yeah. Right, OK, yeah,
yeah, that... Sorry, I got confused.

When you said a copy... 4 .95 for a
picture.

It's a copy, yeah, so the idea is people
have copies for security reasons, so if

they ever lose a key, they can show it,
they can match it up, that kind of

thing. No, you weren't joking.

Yeah, well, I think I'm got confused
like you were being a bit unclear people

just normally take key cutting but Do
you want extra key? Yeah?

Yeah So

you wanted yet

you wanted

You should have been more clear, mate.

That's it.

I can't believe it.

How are you doing? You all right? Yeah,
I wanted to do... Yeah, cool.

That one.

Yeah.

Um...

Might be a bit of a problem with this
one.

It's bent.

Oh, okay.

See that?

Oh, God.

You see that? Yeah, yeah, I can
slightly.

Yeah, it's bent. I mean, it's quite...
If I hold it back and it catches the

light, you'll probably see it. I mean,
it's pretty... Look, you see that?

Yeah. Oh, God.

Oh.

Yeah. It's quite bent, isn't it?

Well, look.

Oh, my God. It's going to be hard to cut
that because it's so bent. Oh, okay.

Has it been bent like that for long?

I don't know. It wasn't that bent
before.

Well, it was like that, yeah.

I mean, I don't know how you use it
because it won't go around a lot like

It won't get the pins in the lock.

I mean, I can't cut it like that.

Try it. I mean... It wasn't that bent,
was it?

No way.

Well, I can have a go at unbending it,
but the thing is it...

If I do it and it breaks, it's kind of
my fault. If you give it a go, I don't

want to be responsible. Give it a
good... Does it bend back?

No, I can't do that. No way. No?

No way.

Oh.

Well, look, I can only really cut it if
it's flat, so I'll tell you what. Pass

it here.

See what I can do.

Better,

innit? Look.

So how many of these do you want?

Just one?

Earlier, I managed to snatch valuables
from these two girls.

My challenge to steal items off the
public continues.

Now I'm going to use my sleight of hand
to pick someone's pocket.

Today I'm joined by Luke from Enfield,
who's going to do a report about street

crime. Take it away, Luke.

Thanks, Ben.

Recent figures have revealed a surge of
street crime in central London.

Hold on, you've just got a bit of a mark
there.

Don't worry about it. Just carry on.
It's fine.

With the ever -growing popularity of
smartphones and designer jewellery,

are sitting targets for street crime.

It's a bit close to your mouth, isn't
it? About there. Yeah, it's good. And

you're ready, just carry on. It's good.

Pickpockets are even going undercover to
steal your stuff.

So the message is, watch out and be on
your guard.

That's great.

That was really good. That was great.
Thank you very much. Look, thanks for

that, mate.

Cheers. Thank you. Cheers. The point is,
be on your guard. Don't get

pickpocketed. Yeah. Have you got
everything, yeah? Yeah.

No, bastard.

No, where's my stuff?

Well, have a good day, mate. See you
later. No, no, no. Wait a minute.

You got my things.

Nah, nah, I haven't. Give my stuff back.

What?

No, I'm serious.

Coming up.

You're getting freaky at the local
corner shop.

Sorry, mate.

I'll boot shop.

And Robbie Savage can't believe his
eyes.

Fucking hell.

Shortly, I'm going to be posing as a
masseur to stage a truly mind -bending

trick. So to get into character, I've
come to this beauty school to hang out

with some experts.

It just so happens to be quite a few
good -looking ladies.

Hello. Hello, girls.

Hello. Thanks a lot for agreeing to have
a chat with me.

Tell you what, let's go this way. Let's
try this.

So, girls, you're all students here at
the Marguerite of Belsky School.

Now, I've got to go undercover, and I've
noticed you're all very well -groomed.

Now, be honest.

Are there any improvements you think
that I can make?

You need to trim your nostril hair.

There's one peeking out.

That's just mean, is what that was.
Okay.

Anything a bit less painful.

How about a manicure?

Yeah, a manicure. We can do nails. Okay,
we can do that.

Okay, well, let's do this. Let's do
this.

Here.

I've got that chair.

Okay.

Okay.

Over there is about a hundred or so
bottles of nail polish.

I want you all to go over there.

Grab whatever colour you want and come
back.

Do that now.

Yeah, if you want to go and grab the one
that's good.

And then come back to wherever you were.

All right, so you've all got a colour,
which you pick completely at random.

Well, these bad boys aren't going to
paint themselves.

So I'll tell you what, why don't you all
come up and pick a finger. Come on,

grab a finger each. Yeah, yeah, grab a
finger. Paint a nail.

I'll tell you what, those are some funky
looking nails. Here, come around here.

Come around, have a look, have a look.
Look at that.

You like them?

Yeah. And the cool thing is, at least I
know I'm not going to see anyone else

with matching set of nails.

In fact, the sad thing is, because there
was about 100 bottles, the chances of

having a matching set is about 50
million to one.

It's quite sad that I know that,
actually. But the strange thing is

Look.

Wow.

Do me a favour, do me a favour. Can you
grab a sock each?

Pull them.

Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull.

I'm going to use a combination of
powerful mind control and suggestions to

someone to the deepest sleep of their
life.

And to do this, I'm going to go
undercover as a masseur.

Time to meet up with Dom, who's up for
fooling his mate Cameron into turning up

for a massage he'll never forget.

Dom, we're about to set up Cameron.

How do you know Cameron?

I met him in school.

Yeah, he was a year above me. Known him
for about...

Five, six years now. Good mates?

Yeah, very. Yeah, we're good mates.

Yeah? Okay. And tell me a bit about
Cameron. What's he do? What's he like?

Yeah, he's a funny guy. Takes banter.
Hands it out as well. So he's... Oh,

He hands out a bit of banter. Yeah, he
tries anyway.

So we set him up and he thinks he's
coming for a free massage.

Does he have any idea that it's not what
we said it is? No, he expects a free

massage. I bet it'd be quite good then.
I bet I'd give him a real massage.

Yeah, I think so. To start with, anyway.

Yeah. Cool. All right, well, look, he's
going to be here in a minute.

So, remember, we've not had this
conversation.

Nope. We've got no idea that any cameras
are about, so keep a straight face.

And I'll see you in a bit, mate. Cool.
See you. See you in a bit.

So the team set up my fake bar and wire
it for sound and vision.

And Dom and his victim, Cameron, arrive.

And according to plan, Cameron's going,
sir.

Cameron, is it?

Yeah, hi. Hey there, I'm Ben.

You're up here for the full body
massage?

Oh, yeah. Cool. Well, if you want to pop
your robe off, we'll jump on here, if

that's all right.

Yeah, I'll take your robe.

Put yourself on the bed face down there,
obviously.

Right, so we're going to start with deep
oil.

Have you got any strains or injuries or
anything like that you need to know

about? No, no, we're good.

Okay.

Just completely relax.

Completely drift off.

Feel all the tension go out of the
shoulders, go out of your back.

You feel more relaxed now than you ever
have.

Completely relaxed.

Completely asleep.

All you want to do is sleep.

I repeat the rhythm of these words and
movements for over 20 minutes to get him

into a deep trance -like state.

So deep, he's got no idea of his
surroundings.

In a moment, I'm going to lift your arm,
but you're so relaxed, you'll just let

it fall.

This is going well. My mind control has
definitely worked and Cameron's away

with the fairies. In a moment, I'm going
to say your name. Every time you hear

your name, you'll get even more relaxed.

Cameron?

Cameron?

Cameron?

Cameron's so out of it, he's got no idea
what's happening around him. When he

does wake up, he'll be getting off his
same bed, but he won't be stepping out

into a peaceful spa.

He's chilled out long enough.

Time to wake him up.

Cameron, wake up!

So, how do you feel?

Did you expect to wake up like this?

I don't know what happened.

I've just been boxes on the stage.

This is really weird now.

I've never been so exposed in my life.

Ladies and gentlemen, give it one more
time. A round of applause for Cameron.

I woke up.

I was expecting to be in a massage
parlour and I just saw a couple of tons

load of people.

Everywhere.

I didn't really know what to think, to
be honest.

They're my boxes.

Feeling very exposed.

I love to see people's reactions when I
show them some amazing magic they

weren't expecting. Like this.

Hello. Hello.

Hello. Hiya. I'm a magician.

Can I show you a couple of things? Is
that cool?

Yeah. Have you got any phones on you?
Phones.

Not yours then?

Yeah, thank you. Good.

You've been a bit reluctant.

Worried. Keep holding it. Yeah, open it
up, open it up. Your phone.

Cool. And bring up the calculator.

Got it?

In a minute.

Okay, all right, I don't want to rush
you.

Told you, let's pass it to you for a
second.

Can you write a three -digit number, any
three -digit number?

And then press time, multiple.

Cool. And then pass it along, pass it
along. I want you to type in, look at me

for a sec. Yeah, type in any three
-digit number, any. Go.

And press time.

Pass it along.

Same thing, any three -digit number.

And then press equals.

Right, okay. So between the three of
you, you come up with this.

6338123.

Does that number mean anything to any of
you? No?

No. Not your phone numbers or anything
like that, no?

No. Not your joint wealth?

Okay,

what's your name?

Jessica. Jessica.

Open up your bag and pull out your
purse.

Yeah, yeah.

Open it right up. You got, um... Yeah,
open it up.

Have you got any notes in there? Pull
out a note.

Every note in the UK has an individual
serial number that's individual to that

note.

Read it out from the top.

J -A -O -6 -3 -3 -8 -1 -2 -3.

Wow. Wow.

I want her.

That is weird.

That is so scary.

How did you do that?

Well,

ladies, thank you very much. Enjoy the
rest of your day. That's been great.

That's yours. That's yours. Cheers.

They weren't expecting that. Now let's
see a completely different reaction when

I go undercover and do some hidden
camera magic.

Shopping can be so boring, can't it?
Especially at the local corner shop.

Well, hopefully not today.

Have you got any idea?

Because this one comes with a free glass
of wine this week.

93.

I'm 90.

Yeah, yeah, all right. Cool, cool, cool,
cool.

Well, look, do you want your glass of
wine now, yeah?

Okay, I don't mind.

All right.

Yeah, that could be a bad day.

Told you, just three glasses of wine.

There you go, mate.

Cheers, mate.

There's no drinking in public places.

Cool.

Cool. That's it.

That's everything, yeah?

Yes, please. Cool.

Cheers, mate.

You got a bag?

Yeah, I'll get your bag in a sec.

Cool.

636 please mate.

1364 change mate. You say you want a
bag, yeah? Yeah.

I'm not going to fit in them.

You said a bag, yeah?

Yeah. I wouldn't get it in otherwise,
would I?

Sorry, mate.

I'm a bit shocked.

Are you drinking this now, or...? Well,
I don't get it, cos I thought... You

said one bag, right?

I couldn't fit it in otherwise, would I?

Is this how you serve people?

If you wanted one bag, you get one bag.

So, I don't get it, I don't get it, cos,
um... You're messing up my shopping.

No, it's all in there. He's fine.

What's the problem?

What's the problem?

I mean, the coat's not that damaged, is
it? I mean, let's... Here, watch, look.

Watch, watch.

See if I can... You're nuts, man.

See,

your damage can, look.

No, this is some sort of joke, isn't it?
Look, look, look.

Back to normal now.

Look,

look, look, look, look.

Look, watch.

It's all back to normal.

All of it.

All of it's back to normal.

It's yours, isn't it?

You're mad.

Yeah? It's crazy.

I just saw him tip it in there. Yeah?

And it's all full.

Nothing's broken, nothing.

Everything's okay.

That's what you wanted, yeah? Do you
want another bag for that? Yes, please.

That'll be ten pieces, mate.

There you go, mate.

There's your stuff.

There you go.

There you go, mate.

How do you do that? They're amazing,
these new bags, aren't they? Good.

See you, mate. See you in a bit.

Seven.

Eight. Coming up, I go football crazy
with tricks on Wes Brown and Robbie

Savage.

Later, things are getting savage.

Robbie Savage.

I've come to Manchester to mess with his
most prized possession.

No, not his long, long locks. His £150
,000 supercar.

And before the big game, I thought I'd
get myself a warm -up trip with Wes

Brown.

I've been trying to get up to speed with
my football knowledge, so I've been

collecting some football stickers.

And Wes, I'm going to try this for you,
mate.

Pick a packet, whatever packet you want.

That packet? Cool. Can you hold on to
that for now? Cool.

In each packet, you get ten stickers.

Yeah.

Let me open this up.

Did you collect these as a kid? Yeah,
never now and again. Yeah, yeah.

All right, well, let's try this. Look,
in here, you've got... Let me just check

you haven't been conned or anything.
You've definitely got ten. You've got

two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight, nine, ten. Yeah?

I want you to look at one of the
footballers, OK?

If you've got one, don't say it. You got
it?

Okay, all right, cool. Are you left or
right -handed? Right. Hold your right

hand up.

Think of that person, all right? Look at
me.

You got that person, right?

You had ten?

Say stop when you see the person you're
thinking of. Hold your hand up.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight,

nine.

Not there.

Not there. Who are you thinking of? Eric
Cantona.

Eric Cantona. Keep it there.

Feel that packet?

Look,

in my packet. Look, look, look.

Hold your other hand out. I should have
ten in here, right? I mean, I should

have ten, apparently.

Look, hold your hand out.

Eric Cantona.

One,

two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight.

Nine, ten, eleven.

Bonjour, Eric Cantona.

Unbelievable.

I mean, you could see that they were
clearly not open.

He asked me to pick one, I did.

I want you to look at one of the
footballers, OK?

If you've got one, don't say it. Opened
a new packet that my nephew was holding,

and it was 11, and the last one was Eric
Cantona.

Unbelievable. Bonjour, Mr. Eric Cantona.

I still don't know how he did it.

Now for my big trick on Robbie Savage.

Robbie arrives in his posh wheel. He
thinks this is a photoshoot for a

and I'm posing as the guy who's doing a
video for the web.

Robbie's known for his laid -back
approach to life.

I wonder if I'll be able to ruffle his
cool car exterior when I mess with his

super expensive motor.

Can I jump in, Rob?

No, jump in, thanks.

So what are you doing today, Rob?

Um, I don't really know. I'm just a
photo for a magazine.

The entry's on the left. Best to drive.

What are you doing, Rob?

You almost got hit me in the face with a
camera.

I've told Robbie to park his car in that
black tent to keep it clean while we do

an interview.

Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep
going. All the way in.

Do a couple, just a quick question on
the bench. Is that all right?

What are your top three cars ever of all
time? Of mine?

Yeah, of all time, so whether you've
owned them or not. Right.

Ferrari 355.

Yeah. One.

Lamborghini Michelago.

Yeah.

Ferrari 458.

Right, okay. And what's the best car
you've ever owned?

My best car I've ever owned is a
Lamborghini Michelago.

Right. When did you have that?

Must be years ago.

Yeah. And why do you sell it?

I bought it.

And I got kids now.

Great, great.

And if you could buy any car right now,
what would it be?

Ferrari 458. Yeah?

Ferrari 458.

Sorry, mate, what's that?

What the fuck?

Fucking hell.

What? There's my car in there.

Who plays, yeah?

You got your keys, yeah?

The car's all there.

Rob.

I've got something to tell you.

I'm not really working here. Your car's
safe.

I'm a magician.

You're on a brand new hidden camera TV
show for ITV2.

Where's the car then? Your car's safe,
Rob. Your car's absolutely safe. Don't

worry.

But how have you moved it?

Well, I'm saying it's safe.

It's over there.

Where? Look.

Well, have you moved it, though?

From there to there. It's definitely
your car, right?

Go have a look.

Well, have you moved it, though?

Is that my car, really?

Come over, come over.

What have you got there?

That's your number plate, that's your
car, right?

That's my car.

Rob, thank you very much, mate. Thank
you, cheers.

Make sure you drive safely, yeah?

What have you got there?

I mean, it was a shock.

When it fell on my car, it was
devastating.

That was obviously a very weird
situation, seeing my Bentley smashed to

And then, obviously, Ben told me he was
a magician, and to turn around and my

car was floating in the very clean water
over here, which was probably more

dangerous to my car than actually the
crane falling on it, if it fell in

I was talking the talk, but I weren't
walking the walk, you know? Just carry

it's fine.

And when you're ready, watch out and be
on your guard.

That's great.

Well, it was crazy. I didn't feel a
thing.

Have you got everything, yeah?

Yeah.

No, bastard!

I don't understand this.

There's people everywhere looking at me
in my boxes.

I've never been so exposed in my life.

This bear, I felt, it's starting to
think.

Just like I'm mental.

Oh, my God. Honestly, where are you
scared of me?

Honestly, I'm still in shock now. I'm
actually shaking.

Because it's socks off.

Matt and Cole.

It's totally shocking.

Yeah. Brilliant. No.

My phone costs a lot of money. I know.

I had no idea how he did it. It was
magic.

It's magic, Robbie.

The pure innocent faces of the Little
Mix girls are up on Celebrity Juice

I'm sure people keep things calm and
respectful and not do anything to make

feel uncomfortable.

Who am I kidding? He's going to lose it
and we love it.

Celebrity Juice is up after the break.