All language subtitles for Tricked s01e03

My name's Ben Hanlon.

I'm a magician.

And when I perform, I love watching
people freak out.

So I've set up secret cameras in
everyday places.

Use my skills of sleight of hand.

Oh, my God.

Mental powers.

Unbelievable, look.

Misdirection. You are kidding me.

To pull epic magical pranks on
unsuspecting celebrities.

I can't do nothing.

And members of the public.

Oh, no, this is ridiculous.

As the cameras are hidden, all the
reactions you see are 100 % genuine.

There are no actors or stooges.

All the people you're about to see have
been well and truly tricked.

When people watch magic on stage,
they're ready to be amazed.

But my stage is... everywhere because i
perform magic undercover freaking people

out when they least expect it

see

them lot they've come for a peaceful
boat trip whoa

maybe they want a little bit of extra
company

Hey guys, you got room for a little one?

Time

to

hit the high street. I'm going
undercover at the local shoe repair

I've had the team rig it with hidden
cameras.

What members of the public don't know is
my service is a load of old cobblers.

Hey, mate, you all right? I was going to
get some laces, mate.

Do you know what gauge you want? I don't
know.

If you pop them off, I'll have a look at
them and I'll match them up.

I've got a problem with my bike ride. I
must apologise in advance.

OK, all right, thanks for doing that.

Cheers. We've got a product that can get
rid of that.

Yeah, so just looking for sort of...
Same again type thing? Well, same again

any of the styles you've got.

All right, yeah, yeah.

You weren't joking about that bike ride.

Are these, um...

Waterproof or not?

Not sure.

Do you ever get wet when you walk? They
got holes in there and stuff.

No, they're all right, yeah.

I can make them waterproof for you. I
won't charge.

Yeah? Yeah. Fantastic.

All right, yeah, yeah.

That makes it waterproof?

Yeah. It's like a tectotype spray.

Right.

It's pretty.

So that's waterproof now.

It's bar.

Do you want it? I'll show you. Shall I
show you? Go for it, yeah. Oh, yeah,

look. You can just pour it in, you see.

Like that.

And it's proper waterproof.

Right.

Look at that.

None's coming out.

Nothing like that. It's proper
waterproof.

It's not going to be wet, though.

Well, no, it's waterproof, isn't it?

It's just coming out. All right, OK.

Look, I mean, they're old, but... And I
smell citrusy.

Much better, eh? Yeah.

Look at that. It's good, innit?

Amazing, yeah.

Cool. Yeah, shall I get the other one
off?

Shall I take the juice out?

Yeah, go on then. Well, like I tell you
to do, let's get this out, look.

That'll do.

Yeah, that should do it.

See, waterproof, innit?

Amazing.

I'm actually, I'm shocked.

That's fantastic.

I've got tooth smells of foot now.

Yeah, probably.

Good night.

Good night. Cool.

I need to get my shoe re -healed.

Right, okay.

Right. Yeah.

Good night out, was it?

Like I said.

Yeah, yeah, that should be fine.

Should be able to put that back on. How
long will it take?

Not long. You can do it right now if you
want. How much would it be?

£7 .99.

Is that cool?

Probably broke it, didn't you?

Do it.

There you go.

Solid now.

It's on there.

There you go.

What?

There you go.

What? Can you do that on the other end,
please?

No, no, that end was, like, rotten.

So I thought, that's, like, solid. It's
a bit thicker.

Stick it on. That's good for five years,
that.

OK. At least I have it done properly.

Well, I've drilled holes now.

The thing is, if I put it on there, it
might fall off. If I put it on there,

know it's not coming off then.

You're going to ruin my shoe. Please can
I have it done properly? Well, you

didn't clarify where you wanted it, so
it's kind of your fault. It's obvious,

isn't it?

All right, so just hold that and I'll
sort it for you. No, you do it. It's

shoe.

It's your job.

All right, just hold it. Just hold it.
Go on, just hold that and I'll do it.

I'll fix it for you. I promise. Go on,
just hold it, right?

I'm tight.

Hold it. Keep holding it. No.

Keep holding it.

Hold it.

There we go.

What are you doing?

Look. It's on there now.

Look.

I have to be done.

Here you go.

Here you go.

What have you done?

Proper, right? That's what you wanted?

What have you done, then?

Picked it for you.

£7 .99, please.

Oh, Marley, what are you tweeting that
for?

Oh, you just caught me getting my
celebrity gossip via Twitter.

Now, celebs love to tweet, and as
they've got millions of followers, they

want their pressured Twitter accounts
getting into the wrong hands.

So the producers at ITV2 set me the
challenge to use my magic to hijack

Twitter account.

But first, I want to see which
celebrities are on the top of your

Guys, hello.

My name's Ben. I'm a magician.

Can I show you a trick? Is that cool?
All right. Cool. Nice to meet you. I'm

Ben. What's your name? Alfie, mate.
Alfie. Hi, Ben. I'm Molly. Molly. Nice

meet you. Cool. Are you done with this?

Yeah, yeah.

Right.

Alfie, I'll try this with you, mate.

I'm doing a few tricks involving
Twitter.

And here I've got 25 of the most
followed people in the world on Twitter.

So we're going to play a game. I'm going
to show you a picture, and you have to

decide whether you'd follow this person
or whether you'd unfollow them. Okay.

All right? So first one, Bruno Mars.

Would you follow him or unfollow him? We
love him.

You love Bruno Mars. All right, all
right, all right.

Our limbs are generous.

I don't know who that is.

American, got lots of followers. No. All
right, unfollow, yeah? Shakira? No,

unfollow her. Follow her, all right.
Katy Perry?

No. No, you wouldn't follow Katy Perry?

No.

Eminem? Yeah, I would, yeah. Follow
Eminem? All right.

Justin Timberlake?

Nah. Nah?

Unfollow that, unfollow that.

Lady Gaga? Yeah, definitely.

All right, all right.

Harry Styles?

No. Got good hair?

Oh, yeah, similarity, yeah, but no. No,
but no, but no. Thank you. All right,

cheers. Britney Spears?

Yeah, we'll have a bit of Britney. All
right, all right, Britney.

Ashton Kutcher. Who's that?

You don't know who Ashton Kutcher is?

He had some pranking show years ago.

Load of rubbish. Going around pranking
people. No. A bit childish, innit?

Unfollowed. All right, okay.

Alicia Keys.

Yeah. Yeah? Jennifer Lopez.

Million percent.

All right, okay.

Barack Obama. Follow or unfollow?
Political.

Selena Gomez.

Yeah. You would? You'd follow her? Yeah.
Yeah, all right, all right.

Taylor Swift.

I like her music, yeah. Follow, all
right, all right.

Rihanna. Yeah. All right, all right.

Caca, footballer?

No. No, no, not bothered. All right.

And Bieber.

Yeah. Yeah, Justin Bieber you follow?
All right, all right, cool. He's a man.

All right, well, these are the ones that
you follow.

These are the ones that you don't
follow.

Yeah. What I didn't tell you is that
before we played this game, I'd also

the same.

I'd also decided if I'd follow them or
unfollow them. Yeah. Look, I follow

Bieber.

I don't follow Caca.

See, I did this with every one of them.
You were to know this.

All the ones that you should follow are
the same as the ones that I'd follow.

And then with these, unfollow, unfollow,
unfollow. These are the ones that you

decided, right? I know that.

I know that.

Cowboys.

So my challenge is to hack a celebrity
Twitter account using magic. And I'm

posing as a reporter to pull this off.

My first interview is with Brian
McFadden and his lovely wife, Vogue.

Brian, how you doing?

Vogue, how you doing, all right?

Right, I'm here, guys, so I want to pick
your brains on a news story.

Now, you guys, you're on Twitter, yeah?
Yeah.

Do you know how many followers you got?

260 ,000.

Good, good numbers. Have you heard about
the Twitter account at day before?

No. No?

This guy's been making headlines because
he's tweeting celebrity tweets.

but a day before the celebrity tweets
it.

Wow. How's he done that?

They don't know. They don't know who he
is. They don't know how it's working.

All they know is a celeb tweets it and
the day before the guy's already tweeted

it. Now, I don't know how this guy's
doing it. I don't really think it's

possible to guess somebody's tweet
before they tweet it. Right. But we

we'd have a go.

Okay. So here's the challenge. I want
you to think of any tweet right now.

it random.

Yeah. Okay.

Do I say it out loud? No, no. You got
one?

Yeah, I got one, yeah. It's quick. You
got an idea of a tweet in your head?

Yeah, yeah, definitely.

Okay. Well, before this interview
started, I wrote down what I thought you

tweet. Okay.

Now, it's probably not going to match
up.

Yep. But if it did, if somehow that
matched the one in your head, you've got

let me tweet it from your phone.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah? Yeah. Sure?

Yeah. All right.

What's the tweet that you're thinking?
Say it. I want to make love to a pizza.

It's so weird.

Because I'm really hungry and I've been
thinking about pizza all day.

He wants to make love to a pizza.
American pie style.

Ew.

You couldn't have written that down.
There's no way.

You're sticking your head like me.

You better not have written that down.

Oh. Oh!

You are sticking your head.

We can be pizza lovers together, Brian.

I can't believe I have to tweet this
now. Come on, come on. Cough it up.

Go on. Here, I'll do it. All right, go
on. I'll do it.

Nice picture. Make sure you spell it
right.

I want to make love to a peach.

I'm weird. He knew what I was going to
say. And I'm the weird one. Your bro's

weird. Right, roll mate. Thank you very
much. Cheers. My mother follows me on

Twitter.

Coming up.

Atomic kitten Natasha Hamilton goes on a
date with the creepiest fan ever.

My fake clinic becomes more like a
horror hospital.

And I give tough guy boxer Joe Calzaghe
a knockout shot.

All celebrities, one of their biggest
nightmares has been stuck in a room with

an obsessed fan.

Which is exactly why I've invited Atomic
Kittens and Natasha Hamilton to this

restaurant, where she's going to meet a
competition winner who's got no idea

it's going to be me.

I'm posing as an obsessed Natasha
Hamilton fan who's won a competition to

her. It's all fake. Her agent's in on
the joke.

What she also doesn't know is this fan
is going to be way more creepy than she

ever imagined.

And it'll all be caught on hidden
cameras.

Yeah, yeah, can I get, um... I'll just
have, like, a half a Coke, half a

lemonade, please.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, please, thank you. Cheers. Hey,
yeah, sorry, I'm, um... Yeah, great.

I feel nervous as well, cos normally I'm
doing this with, like, the girls.

Right, yeah, yeah.

Give me back up.

Yeah, that would be more nervous if it
was all of you.

I'll have the buffalo mochi, rather.

Good choice.

I just want, like, a prawn cocktail or
something.

Scallops? They're fishy.

No, I don't like fish.

Chorizo?

What's chorizo?

Spicy sausage.

Spicy sausage?

Spicy.

Yeah, yeah, I'd love some chorizo,
please.

Yeah.

So did you come to London?

Mmm. Mmm.

No. I just tend to stay in Birmingham,
really.

Do you like Birmingham?

Yeah. Would you ever move there?

To Birmingham?

Yeah. Never say never. You never know.

Cool. Have you finished?

Yeah. Do you want... Can I... Do you
mind if I...

No, it's got to be a fork.

Sorry. You want a fork? Is that all
right?

People won't believe me otherwise.

Sorry, sorry, I've got you Do

you

like it do you like

it Yeah,

yeah, it's rice and play -doh

You're into the photo.

No, no, no. I had to go and get it
special. Because I thought, you've

been given everything.

And I was like, what can I give you that
someone hasn't given you? And I

thought, I'll try and make you something
like that. Really, really, really,

really thoughtful.

Thank you.

Cool. Great.

Can I get you to sign for me as well?

All right. Cool.

Here.

I, um... Basically, I'm gonna...
Basically, I want to get, like, um...

Tattoo thing.

And I've got my friend... No way.

Yeah, yeah, Sarah drew this this
morning.

Oh, my God. It looks good, doesn't it?

It looks good. Your friend drew this?
Yeah, it's not real.

But can you sign it?

Can you sign it?

Can you sign it and then I can get it
tattooed then?

Yeah.

Go on.

Just sign it anywhere.

That's great.

That's great.

Just think about it seriously, though.
Like, that's on you forever.

Yeah.

She's well and truly weirded out.

Time to move on to my grand finale of
creepiness.

No, we should do it again. Like, it'd be
really good. Maybe next time I could

treat you. And, like, if you're in
Birmingham, I'd take you out.

Like, I don't know, imagine if we, like,
went somewhere like that.

Yeah. It'd be frigging awesome, wouldn't
it?

Like, imagine if, like, me and you were
there.

You want to take me?

Yeah, like, imagine if we were... Like,
imagine if we were there, like, me and

you, Peter.

It'd be great, wouldn't it? Like, just
me and you were there. Like, it'd be

great.

Like that.

OK.

It's me and you.

Can I have a look?

Can I have a look?

Do you like it?

Could you imagine us there?

What's wrong?

I've got something to tell you.

Is that an option?

Definitely put your pay in. OK, fine,
done.

I'm actually shaking a bit because I
still feel a bit like, has that just

happened? I was like, how the hell has
he just done that? It was really bizarre

and I couldn't really understand what
was going on.

Time to trick some members of the
public.

I'm going undercover in a memorabilia
shop where people go nuts for a little

piece of their famous idols.

The hidden cameras are rolling.

Let's see if I can trick some autograph
hunters.

Anyway, you alright? Yeah, not bad. You?
Yeah, not bad, not bad, not bad. I'm

looking for something for my cousin.
Right.

She's a huge Lady Gaga fan.

Okay, Gaga.

What's your budget?

Probably about 20 quid. No more, really.

Alright, well, the way it works, the
bigger they are, the more expensive they

get. So, I've got some things.

Around about that in here Gaga

No, tell you what we're out of

Gaga but I've got Bieber she like

Bieber would do and I mean signed
genuine autograph.

I mean She likes Gaga. Yeah, genuine
autograph.

Yeah What we thinking?

She does like Bieber.

Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, yeah. Good. Great.

Tough sell.

Right.

There we go.

That's for you, mate.

Cool.

£20, please, mate. Sweet.

Cool.

Great. Bit of a shame, wasn't it, that
we couldn't get you Gaga?

I know, yeah.

She does like him.

But I'll tell you what.

Let's try this. Let's try this.

That's gaga, isn't it? How did you...
Yeah.

There you go.

That's amazing.

You're going a bit gaga just looking at
that.

You alright there?

I'm looking.

I feel like I might pop in one direction
kind of thing. Alright, what's your

budget? £50.

£50? Yeah.

Tell you what, tell you what, we've just
had this in.

Do you like that?

That's so cool.

So this one, right, you can see, look,
it's signed by all of the lad.

Yeah, well, be careful with it, but
yeah, no, it's cool. You can have a

through. That's actually their
signature. Oh, my God.

Can you tell me this is a mobile dish?
Is this a mobile dish?

I was going to put it on at 45.

Yeah. Do you want it?

Thank you.

Okay. All right, all right, all right.

Okay. Oh, my God.

Like, I'm sleeping. I'm not sleeping
right now.

Right, cheers. All we got, 50 here.

Okay, cool. There you go. Thank you,
thank you.

Yeah, it's nice, isn't it? Yeah, I love
it.

The thing is, right, because it's
calendar, these are quite common now,

they do a lot of these signings. What
makes it really expensive is if it's,

like, signed by one of the X Factor
judges as well, and then it gets,

limited edition and then they're like
really expensive tell what i'll do i'll

sort you out hold on to this outlet what

are

you doing will i am

will i am there you go you just will i
am

Will I am?

F -fucked up.

The boys.

Totally different.

You've just ruined... How have I ruined
it? You've got the boys and you've

got... You've signed it. You've signed
it. That's not... I want your money

I'm sorry, I'm not keeping it. But
there's no refund.

I don't care. I want your money back.
I'm not... Okay, well, okay, okay.

Okay, all right. That's how we do. Look,
check this out. Look, watch.

Look.

Is that getting better?

Yeah, I think it's getting better.

Good as new?

Is that alright?

Yeah.

Earlier, I tricked Brian McFadden into
sending a tweet from his phone.

Now, I'm going to try my luck with Kik
FM stars Ricky and Melvin.

I'll need to get your opinion on
something, lads. Right.

Phone security.

Yes. So, first question. You guys,
you're into your mobile phones, your

your social apps, all that. Definitely.
Have you ever had anyone hack your phone

or anything like that?

No. Not my phone. My Facebook.

Really? What do they do?

They basically say horrible things about
me and our co -host on The Breakfast

Show. Yeah. Well, his password was very,
very easy to kind of get. It was

basically Kiss FM.

That was my password. There we go. So if
you all just want to go on Facebook and

log into his Facebook now, now what have
you changed to do? Kiss FM 1?

Is that what you've done now?

It's not far off, is it? Don't tell
everyone. So does anybody know, let's

for your phone, does anyone know your
pin code on your phone?

No one does, no. No one knows why? No,
no, no.

The reason I say this, new server that's
just been out, they reckon that people

think that their phones are secure, but
there's only about 25 different number

options that people actually go for, and
it's dead easy to hack.

Okay. Yeah. Really?

yeah okay i'm gonna show you get your
phone out yeah so no one knows your pin

code right no all right we're gonna try
let's see i'm gonna go for this

no no that didn't work um all right give
me a sec maybe it

maybe it's this no hold on give me a sec
i think i'm gonna get i think

i'm gonna get it i think it's melvin
thinks my hack isn't working

but it's going better than he could
possibly guess.

I think this.

The last number should be this.

Oh, no.

What are you doing?

Give him my phone.

I'm in, I'm in.

Unbelievable.

Cheers. Good.

I've got to keep your phone. Why do you
do it to him instead?

It's more fun with you, though, isn't
it?

Did I beat the challenge?

Yeah, because while I was pretending to
hack his phone, I was already in and

writing a tweet.

Check your Twitter.

Have you just sent a tweet?

What's it say? I've been tripped by Ben
Hanley.

There we go. And it's true.

Coming up, it's a horror story at my
fake medical clinic.

And I give hard man Joe Calzaghe the
fright of his life.

There's someone in there!

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

That's what they say, isn't it? No one
says, trust me, I'm a magician, which is

exactly why I've got an undercover in
this health clinic. The last thing

should do is trust me, unless they're
looking for some very alternative

medicine.

Whilst the team get to work rigging this
clinic with hidden cameras, I'm going

to meet Jason.

He wants to trick his best mate, Sarah.

Hey, Jason. You all right, mate? How are
you?

Good, good. So we're tricking Sarah
today. Yeah. What do you want to trick

Sarah?

She's really gullible, so I'm pretty
sure she'll go for it.

Right, OK.

Have you wound her up with stuff in the
past?

Just a couple of things, like hiding
her, like junk stuff and things she has

days without clothes. I'm glad I'm not
friends with you, Jason.

We're making her think that she's just
taken some sort of special diet pill

could go wrong.

How do you think she's going to react
when that happens?

She's going to try and leave.

She'll probably swear.

She does swear, leave.

Is she a bit squeamish?

Yeah. Good, good. That's going to help
us today.

Well, look, remember, next time we see
each other, she's going to have no idea

that me and you have met. So obviously
keep this... Good, good.

You're a complete stranger to me, Jason.

And hopefully she's going to have no
idea that she's about to be tricked.

Well, look, I'm going to get ready. And
next time I see you, you'll be with her.

See you, mate.

Whilst I wait for Jason and his victim
or soon -to -be ex -friend Sarah to

arrive, I thought I'd liven up the
waiting room a little bit.

Hi. Hello, hello, hello. I'm not a
doctor or anything. I'm a magician.

Show you a quick trick.

If you can help me with this table.

Reach in, take any tablet for me.

And take this pen.

I want you to write your initials on
both sides. So, nice and big, clear.

So, you have to show it.

Cool. And show the slide here.

Cool. Now, you've written your initials
on that and the load of pills here.

Place that pill and give it a mix.

All right. So, my job as a magician is
to try and find it.

But if I use my hands, that'd be easy.

There you go.

Sarah's arrived, and she thinks her and
Jason are being paid to do some drug

testing. They've just taken a little
plain white tablet.

What could possibly go wrong?

Yeah.

Hello. You all right? Sorry, I have to
hold you back, otherwise I think I'm

going to fall down.

Right, OK.

Uh, Sarah. Cool. And Jason. Anyway, off
then. Uh, right.

Sarah thinks the special pill she's
taken reduces fat, but... She's about to

find out it's even more special than she
thought. What it is, I don't know how

much they've told you, but in the same
way that yoghurt has bacteria in it,

a similar kind of thing. Technically,
it's a parasite, but essentially what

doing is stopping your fat becoming fat.

So they told you not to eat about 12
hours before coming here today, right?

Right, OK. I mean, it's just a
precaution, as long as you've stuck away

kind of heavy foods, you know, pastas
and breads.

We had pasta and bread before we come.

Both of you? Yeah.

At what kind of portion? It was huge,
wasn't it?

Okay. Enough to bloat.

Are you still feeling bloated now?

Not as much, no.

Right, okay.

Give me a sec. I'll be like, two
minutes.

That's not a good fucking sign, is it?

Sarah's regretting eating that parasite
pill, but this is just the beginning.

All right, guys.

Just going to do a couple of tests. I
was going to do them anyway.

We're just going to do that now. If you
both stand up, that'd be great.

I just had to phone my boss just about,
just the more the food thing. So if you

both come...

Yeah, you'll be fine. You'll be fine.
Like I say, you're not feeling any

discomfort, are you? So if you just
stand here for me. I'm just going to do

quick ultrasound.

We were going to do it anyway, but we'll
just do that now. We'll just start with

you. Jason.

Cool, I'll tell what to do.

Grab this here.

Have you ever had an ultrasound before?

No.

Great.

Sweet.

We don't want any. They're going to come
with me. It's great.

All right. And face forward for me,
please, Jason. Thank you.

Cool. All right.

It's cold.

You can see that, can you?

See that? If I move it up, you should
see your upper abdomen.

See it, yeah?

Just keep... Yeah.

Whoa.

That's the parasite.

Well, keep looking forward for me. Keep
looking forward.

Just keep... No, it shouldn't be that
big.

Well, hold on. Let me just take that
off.

Just keep looking forward for me, Jason.

I'm just getting slightly concerned.

I'm going to get that out, okay? All
right? It shouldn't have been that. I'm

surprised I didn't tell you about the
food thing. Just face forward for me,

mate. Just face forward for me and hold
that open for me.

Okay, all right, what I'm going to do,
what I'm going to do, I'm going to get

this out, okay? All right, ready?

I'm going to get this out.

Ready, look, watch.

Just get it out.

I've got it.

You feeling okay? You feeling all right?

You okay?

What the fuck?

I got it.

I got it, look. What the fuck is this?
Look, I got it.

No, no, no.

Jason! How are you feeling? You feeling
all right? Fuck this, fuck this. What is

this?

I've got to get yours out. I've got to
get yours out. No, you're fucking not,

mate. Here, look. Fuck that, fuck that.
What is this?

Jason!

No. I've got something to tell you. Tell
you what?

I'm a magician.

He set you up.

I honestly don't know how his hand

was there.

Because it was his hand with the worm
and what I saw was loads of blood and I

actually thought it was Jason's inside.

And then he said that I'm next.

But no, yeah, amazing, amazing.

Very scary moment.

Hello.

I can't trust you ever again.

Next, I'm pretending I work at the
cinema.

Forget the latest blockbuster.

Today, the action's taking place in the
foyer.

And as the place is rigged up with
hidden cameras, I'm ready to serve up

surprises.

Here's my first customer, choosing up to
commit.

Ah, that's sweet, innit?

How you doing, mate?

Cool. What else can I get you?

Cool.

Next showing, yeah?

£35, please.

Four for the...

cinema and then the rest of the picnic
that that's heavy that's really heavy

what did you go for oh you went for the
mice and the snakes they're like really

heavy tell you what if we get rid of the
mice and the snakes be way cheap so we

get rid of that cool see cheaper now

The mice are, like, really heavy. Come
on, look.

So are the snakes as well.

Or you can still have them if you want.

Shoot yourself.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

How you doing? You all right? I've got a
ticket.

Yeah, that's screen four.

We're doing random spot checks because
of film piracy. Do you mind if I have a

quick look in your bag? Is that cool?

Is that all right? Yeah, before I look
in, I've got to ask, have you got any

film cameras or anything like that on
you at any time?

Good. All right. Cool.

Excellent. That'll look pretty good.
Great. Thank you.

Cool. Thanks.

What's that?

Does that have a camera on it?

Camera phone, yeah. Smart phone.

So when I asked you if you had a camera,
why didn't you just say, I've got a

camera on here?

I thought you meant like a video camera.
Everyone's got a camera on their phone.

Well, normally if you ask people,
they'll say, yeah, I've got this. It's

bit weird that you wouldn't say that
you've got this.

If I was hiding it, why would I leave it
up there?

Okay, tell you what, I can let you go
see the film, but I'm going to have to

confiscate this, okay?

I'll keep it safe.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is that my phone?

How did you get it in there?

Wait. Is this for real? Yeah.

Check it out.

Here, type your number in there.

That's definitely yours, yeah?

These everywhere.

Enjoy your film.

Coming up, Joe Calzaghe's fake photo
shoot turns properly scary when I pull

an earth -shattering trick.

From a big trick with Joe Calzaghe, I'll
be

using his expensive watch as bait.

before giving him the shock of his life.

But first, I've just got time to warm
myself up with a bit more timepiece

magic.

Excuse me, girls. Have you got a time on
you, please?

yeah it's five to twelve can i show you
a quick trick is that cool yeah sure all

right here come over here right uh let's
look at the time the time is what five

to twelve yeah that's what we'll do i
want you to think of any time you got

have you got one what is it

6 15.

That's bizarre.

That was kind of cool.

That was the time you were thinking of,
yeah? Yeah, that was exactly the time I

was thinking of. You didn't tell me. I
didn't tell you anything, no. Okay.

Do you have a watch?

I do not have a watch. No?

No. Let me give you a watch.

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, here, roll that
up, roll that up, roll that up.

Thank you.

Yeah. Look, look, look.

I give you, here, hold that like that.
Enjoy that. It's a nice, nice bit of

hair. It's like dot to dot with
freckles.

It's a bit like that.

Try mine.

Look.

Give you a nice digital watch for the
future, apparently.

Look at that.

Good, isn't it? There you go, give it a
few buttons.

Is it too tight, or is that all right?

That's perfect.

I tell you what, I haven't given it a
time.

You haven't? Tell you what, let's do
this.

Why don't you think of a time?

Okay.

3 .20.

Is it 3 .20? Yeah.

Look.

What?

3 .20.

I'm here waiting for former world
champion boxer Joe Calzaghe.

Now, I've heard he loves his expensive
watches, so I've set up this military

-style photo shoot. I'm going to get him
to show off his bling, and hopefully

I'll wind him up, see what I did there,
watch it, wind him up.

Let's just hope he doesn't clock me.

Sorry.

Be here.

Joe's come to a photo shoot themed with
loads of big boys' toys.

tanks and diggers, it's all very manly.

But if my trick works, we might see the
tough guy facade crack.

That's scary, isn't it?

Something's not quite right about this
picture.

I'm the green digger, man.

Is it really moving, actually, or not?

Yeah, on the top of it.

Right,

I think it's good.

Can we just get one with Joe?

I'll get it out in a bit. Screw it,
let's carry on.

Sorry, mate. We did it on purpose, then.

Joe's right. That was on purpose. My
bag's gone in the hole.

Now, I've just got to get his watch off
him to complete my plan.

You're going to do something without the
jacket?

You're going to be on... Oh, cool, man.

You, without the what?

Yeah. Oh, can I get some shots of it on
the Jeep and stuff?

Yeah.

I'm going to do it.

Yeah,

Joe, I want to do something else. I've
forgotten.

All right?

I'm in.

Is this real?

Yeah, of course it's real.

You didn't want to just get, like, a
fake one or anything.

Sorry? You got a fake one. It'll save
you the money, doesn't it?

Yeah, I know, but... It's different,
though, isn't it? Fake one is fake.

Do you want me to try it on? Could you
get me? Yeah.

No.

Needs a clean, though.

I know. Tell me about it, you know,
mate.

I've got a cloth in my bag. Give me a
sec. It does need a clean, mate. You're

right, mate. I'll get it out of my bag.
Give me a sec.

Hold on.

It's all right. I'll just get it from
the... Joe, I'll get it from the bag,

mate. It's fine.

In there?

Yes!

Hang on, hang on.

There's a hole, you've got to tip down
straight.

Wait, wait.

Fun!

Oh!

Open the bag!

Yeah, okay, over there?

Yes, in there!

There's somebody in there!

Is there a problem, mate?

I thought they fucking got put in the
hole, man.

Mate, I thought he was in that fucking
hole.

I've got something to tell you.

You're not here for a photo shoot.

My name is Ben Hanlon. I'm a magician.

And this is a brand new TV show for
ITV2.

You fucker, man.

Camera there.

Camera's all over.

What the fuck do you think, man? I can't
believe it.

You've been tricked.

Fucking hell, mate.

Dude, I can't fucking believe that.

You bastards, man.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

At first I thought I'd just drag him
out, but obviously when the guy kept

pulling the... There's someone in there.

There's someone in there.

I thought you said... There's someone...

I was obviously relieved when I saw Ben
come across in the vehicle.

I thought the trip was pretty cruel,
man.

But really good.

It was the same back.

I was scared that they were going to
jump out at me or something.

I've got no idea how he did it.

I've been tricked.

The bug was moving with loads of blood
flowing everywhere.

Jason's dying on the floor.

Crazy stuff.

Absolutely no idea how he did it. I
mean...

I'd like you to tell me.

That was good magic. Good magic.

Celebrity juice is up next, people. Get
ready with your squeaks and I'll read

out as many as I can. We're on at ITV2.
Let us know what you think of Keith's

shirt. It's extra fat as Matt Richardson
and one third of Lawson up tonight.