All language subtitles for Tricked s01e01

My name's Ben Hanlon.

I'm a magician.

And when I perform, I love watching
people freak out.

So I've set up secret cameras in
everyday places.

And used my skills of sleight of hand.

Mental powers. Unbelievable, no?

And misdirection.

You are kidding me.

To pour epic magical pranks on
unsuspecting celebrities.

And members of the public.

No, this is ridiculous.

As the cameras are hidden, all the
reactions you see are 100 % genuine.

There are no actors or stooges.

All the people you're about to see have
been well and truly tripped.

Cheers.

As a magician, I spent years learning
some amazing card tricks.

How to pull rabbits out of hats.

And how to make doves appear.

A bit like this.

Okay, that's not a dove. It's a mangy
street pigeon.

But in this show, you don't just get to
see me do magic like this.

I get to wind people up using my magic
when they least expect it.

For example, take these lot. They've got
no idea they're being filmed. Look.

Bon appetit.

Time to go undercover and trick the
public.

My first target, the local mini -mart.

The team are rigging up the hidden
cameras.

I've had a crash course on the till.

Let's see if I can make it a day to
remember at the shop.

Card. Yeah, just pop.

You working?

Uh, it doesn't... Look.

It's no good.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no. It's saying that it's void. Are

you having a fucking laugh? It's saying
that it's void.

No, it's not even your card. You're not
allowed to do stuff like that. Are you

sure you haven't maxed it out?

No, I've got loads of money on there.
Are you having a fucking laugh?

This is outrageous.

Can I speak to your manager?

Well, I'll check it, but... No, no,
what's the point in that? You've already

it up.

You're fucking incompetent. This is
unbelievable.

100%. Uh -oh.

What? It's been accepted.

Well, of course it has.

money on it are you actually insane were
you i'm sorry hold on where did the

card go where did the card just go what
what my card's been accepted and now

you're just gonna what hide it use it
yourself i'm sorry i tell you what i

you what why don't i give you something
free how about no bollocks to that how

about i want my card back free bag of
sweet

I'm not five.

Be sweet.

No. Everyone likes sweets. I don't want
to be sweet. I want my thing. I want my

card. I want it back. True. Now.

What the?

What?

Is that your card?

Is that yours?

Fuck off. What have you done? Is that
your card?

Well, yes, it's my card.

But... Can I have that? Yeah, no, but...

Next.

How you doing, mate? You all right?

Any preference?

What are you doing?

But I turn around, there's no one else
around, and you put popcorn all over the

counter. I don't even eat popcorn, man.
Why would I do that? Well, I'm going to

have to clear all this up now, aren't I?
You have to do your job, innit? What do

you want me to do? Oh, pay for it.

Pay for something I didn't do?

Well, it's your word against mine,
innit?

I haven't done anything, man.

Okay, all right, all right, fine. I'll
clear it up then. Exactly.

All I want is a bottle of vodka. Just do
that.

What are you doing?

What are you doing? What are you?

Yo!

How did you do that?

What did you just do? How did you do
that?

Am I the only one seeing this?

It's good, huh?

Well, the thing is, right, I'm not quite
finished yet. Look.

Oh!

No, this is ridiculous, man. What are
you doing?

As a magician, people always think I use
magic to chat up girls.

Let's see.

Hey, girls.

Hello. Hi. You're here hovering outside
ITV Studios.

What are you doing?

Waiting for Ant and Dec.

Waiting for Ant and Dec.

Who's your favourite, Ant or Deck? Deck.
That was straight away. Why Deck? I've

loved him since I was about ten.

Since you were ten. But you know what
Deck hasn't got?

Magic.

Don't laugh. All right, let me show you
something.

Check this out, look.

Look, watch.

I first got into magic to chat a 14
-year -old girl.

I was also 14 at the time.

Just thought I'd clear that up.

and i have to use it to melt their
hearts

can

i have your number please i'll text

you i don't know what her problem was

Somehow I've never been able to use
magic to win a woman's heart, but the

at ITV2 thought it'd be fun to watch me
cry, so they've set me the challenge to

get as many famous female celebrity
phone numbers as possible using magic.

Michelle? Michelle?

Hello, hello, hello.

Ben from ITV2. Do you mind if I ask you
a few questions about a recent study?

Okay. Is that okay? Yeah, go ahead. All
right, cool, cool, cool.

Right, in a recent study, scientists
from the University of Solihull say that

% of pet owners believe that they'd be
more stressed if they lost their phone.

than their pet.

I get that.

Do you? I do. I'm not a pet owner, so I,
yeah.

So the way they tested this was by
taking people's pets or phones and

them further away from each other and
then deciding their stress levels.

Wow. Now, you don't seem to have a pet
on you. No. Have you got a phone on you?

Yeah. Can I come by your phone? Is that
all right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Perfect,

perfect. Now, on a scale of one to ten,
how stressed are you right now that I'm

holding your phone?

Well, it's fine, because I'm within
grabbing distance. You're in grabbing

distance. Okay, what about now?

Well, the fact that you get closer to
the drain is slightly stressing me out.

The drain?

Yeah. Getting closer to the drain.

What about now? Is that stressful?

I didn't mean to...

Really?

I don't know whether to cry or laugh.

I've just replaced it.

Oh, my God, it's gone.

I've just replaced it. It cost me, like,
£100 to replace it. Well, I'll tell you

what.

I'll tell you what. Look, sorry about...
If we can hear it, I'll get it out for

you, OK?

Really? If we can hear it, I'll be able
to get it out.

How about we do this? It's gone? Well,
look, try ringing your phone. Just try

ringing it. If I can hear it, I'll get
it for you.

Go on.

Let me... Yeah, try ringing it.

Try ringing it.

Sorry about it. I'm so sorry.

You did it deliberately.

I didn't. It was a complete accident. I
swear. Just try it. Just try it.

Is it ringing?

Is it ringing?

It's ringing.

Is it?

Hold on. I can hear it. I can hear it.
Hold on.

Hold on. Wait. Wait.

Wait.

No. Hold on. Wait. Wait. Wait. Give me.
Hold on.

Hold on, peel it, peel it, peel it, peel
it, peel it.

Is that yours?

Is it yours?

Is that yours?

That's my phone.

And it's OK?

I... Yeah, it's perfect, but the fact
that I just saw your arse pack as well

freaking me out a little bit. Sorry.

But at least I got your number.

Later on, I'll be tricking myself into
trouble by messing with a genuine

Also,

Rylan gets some serious jitters in my
lift trick.

And Boy Van Blue's countryside
photoshoot goes downhill.

The hardest part about tricking
celebrities is getting them on their

They're always surrounded by bodyguards,
managers, entourage, long -lost family

members, sponging off their cash.

The key is to get them alone and then
mess with their head. And that's exactly

what I'm about to try. Call this one the
Lift Lockdown.

My not -so -willing assistant for this
next trick is X Factor and Big Brother

star, Ryland Clark.

He thinks he's come to this building for
a meeting with a big -time TV producer,

and he's been told to go straight to the
top floor.

Little does he know, the list's been
rigged with hidden cameras ready to

him. Time to have some fun.

Please hurry up.

Okay, firstly, can I just get your name?

Brian. Did you say Brian?

Yeah, Brian.

Brian? Yeah.

Okay, Brian, look, don't panic. I'll
definitely get to you today.

Sorry?

Yeah, it won't be too long.

All right, first, I'm going to try and
reboot the system.

No.

What, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh,

fuck, no, the lights have gone out,
mate.

I can't see the fucking button.

I've done it.

Oh, what's going on?

Oh, my God.

Yes, the lights are fucking on.

There's a trolley in here.

It's like a cleaning thing.

Simply.

Yeah, so I'm in Croydon.

Is that near?

Uh, no.

Look, mate, is there not someone here?

Yeah, it was just me. I'm coming to the
south -east today.

Mate, are you having a fucking laugh?

Hang on a minute.

Hello? Hello?

I'll be there very soon.

Oh, well, how long are you going to be?

Let's get you out of here, shall we,
mate? Told you I wouldn't be long.

What the fuck is going on?

Do you want to get out of here, or what?

My name's Ben Hamlin. I'm a magician,
and you're part of a brand -new TV show.

Oh, my God! Get me out of here!

Brian, you've been tricked.

Oh, my God!

Is this a minor review?

You absolute freak.

I don't really know what has just
happened, to be perfectly honest. I

was coming for some... I didn't even
know what I was coming here for. I

it was some meeting.

I just went in, got in some lift, and
there was some, like, casual, like,

trolley hanging about, which I thought
was a bit, like, a bit unprofesh.

And then, yeah.

Ben popped out of a trolley that I've
just looked in that's empty.

And I still don't know how it's done.

But I want to go back in and try and see
if I can work it out.

Time to go undercover again, this time
as an engineer.

And I've filled this ordinary vending
machine with hidden cameras and lowered

the price to just 20p.

to lure the unwary all right mate all
right yeah it's been causing a bit of

problems today

Steal it, are you? Well, can you have
one? I can't give it away.

The Twix? Alright, you don't want the...
No.

So you don't want the Kit Kat? No.

Why not?

I don't want the Kit Kat. Why not? Why
don't you... Well, I've been working on

it. People have been stealing out of it.

Alright, well, look.

Which one do you want? The Twix? The
Twix. Alright, well, look.

What do you get? It's come to a stand,
isn't it?

Okay, alright, well, look. Well, look.
Well, what do you get if you cross the

Twix and the Kit Kat? I don't know. Kit
Kat?

Nah.

What?

Oh, my God.

Man, that is some sort of go, isn't it?
Probably.

Aye, you're good.

Man, what can I do for that weapon?
You've had a cut there.

20 feet.

Now you have to, like, hang it here.

Come on then, be quiet.

It does sound weird.

Aww.

I don't see it, Will!

That's it!

It's been so long since I've seen you.
40p is a good deal.

What did you go for?

Road to Q.

Wow. What's that?

Well, you're sticking out, aren't you?

We'll try and get it out for you.

Yeah, please.

You're on.

I'll tell you what.

Earlier,

I managed to trick Michelle Heaton from
Liberty X into giving me a phone number.

She still hasn't texted me back.

Time to have a crack at the presenter,
Christine Bleakley.

Hello. Hi, come in.

Hello.

Christine, I don't know if you've heard
this story, but in a recent study by

some scientists in Sweden, they
discovered that they can calculate

perfect matches using maths.

Right. Do you believe that maths is the
key to true love? What are they

measuring?

Right, okay.

No, what they do is they've got this
formula, and they reckon this formula

like 95 % of the time. Do you believe in
that?

Well,

considering I was utterly useless at
maths, I have never used a mathematical

equation to find a bloke, but...

Look, I'm sure you're going to tell me
I'm wrong. Well, no, I'm not going to. I

doubt it as well, to be honest. I'm not
going to lie to you. But I do want to

test it. OK.

Do you carry a calculator around with
you? On my phone, I do.

Yes, yes, I carry a calculator, yes, I
do. Good. I do this in caravans, a

different answer.

Right. Yeah.

Get the calculator up. And it says here,
first of all, think of three random

numbers. OK. Tap them in. Yes.

And then press divide.

OK. And then type in three more random
numbers.

And then press equal.

Now, apparently it says here that that
should look a little bit like a mobile

phone number. Yeah.

Is it? Yeah, it does.

Can I have a quick look?

Let's have a look.

It does a bit.

Should we call it?

Really? Yeah.

Oh, you do know what I'm taking.

Well, you don't know. Is this not
Frank's number?

Is it not? No, I'll tell you what.

I'll do it on this. If I press...

Copy. Yeah.

There.

And then if I go paste.

Oh, this could go horribly wrong.

What if it's a crazy person?

You're speaking to him.

Oh, dear.

Go on, go on, go on, go on. Oh, my God.

Is he ringing?

Not ringing.

Maybe they're busy with another woman.

You are kidding me.

Hello?

You are kidding me.

How the heck did that happen?

It looks like I'm your perfect match,
Christine.

You're here all along.

Thank you. Thank you.

And the good thing is I've got your
number now.

That is... Completely bizarre.

Later, I make the boys from Blue go
white with shock.

And I'll be tricking myself into trouble
by messing with a genuine tattoo.

Kelly, we were talking about this.
Kelly? Welcome

back. Now, I always find it funny

that when people go and get a tattoo,
they allow a complete stranger to scar

their body for life.

Now, this level of trust... and
definitely leave them open to being

And to kick it off, meet married couple
Tom and Beth.

Tom's booked in for a new tattoo at
Flaming 8, one of London's coolest

parlours. I'm meeting Tom's other half
Beth here, because she wants to set him

up, and I'm the man to make it happen.

Beth, Tom's about to get a tattoo done.
What are you getting done?

He's getting an elder rose with my name
on it.

Very nice. Very romantic.

So he's making one of the most romantic
gestures a man can make, and you're

setting him up. Why?

He's always playing practical jokes with
me. He's throwing buckets of water on

me. He lied about passing his driving
test.

Why? Because he's an idiot.

Just so you could give him free lifts?
All right. Well, I'd better get in

I'll see you in a bit. See you later.
Bye.

While the team set up the hidden cameras
and we settled down to wait for Tom, I

thought I'd try a little tattoo -based
mind reading.

Hey, guys.

You all right? We seem to have a little
bit of time.

Do you want to see something first? Is
that cool?

Yeah. All right, let's try this.

Right,

as we're in a tattoo shop, I'm noticing
some tattoos.

What's that?

That's my leopard print tattoo.

Have you ever used any of these books?

when looking for a tattoo idea?

No, I haven't.

These books are books they have in
tattoo parlours all over the world, and

idea is in those books are thousands of
images.

You're looking for an image for
inspiration.

Maybe there's some leopard print in
there. I don't know.

Let's try this.

Pick up any of the books.

Yeah, just go pick one up. It doesn't
matter.

She's thinking about it.

Cool. And then do me a favour. I don't
want to see it. Open it to any page you

want. Open it to any page.

Keep flicking through it, yeah?

And pick any image.

Okay. You got a page?

Yeah. Okay, look at the image.

Think about it, think about it.

Got it?

Yeah. All right, look at me.

Right, it's like a black cloud.

But it's not a black cloud. Hold on,
wait, we're close. Hold on, wait, wait.

It's like a black cloud.

I want to say like a person.

No, not a person. It's like an animal.

That's a yes, thank you. Right, okay.

Shall we go... Yep, okay, thank you.

Yeah, hold on. Is it a rat?

Yeah.

Let's have a look.

The thing is, if it's a rat you want,
it's a rat you get.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Amazing.

Come closer. Come closer. Look.

Are you sure?

No, I don't like them. Good job you
didn't pick a dolphin.

Right, Tom's on his way over. He's
booked in for a tattoo on his calf.

It's a rose with his wife Beth's name
below.

What could possibly go wrong?

Today, you agreed to let me help you
tattoo someone.

What do you think would happen if I
messed up their tattoo?

It's hard to say. You could end up with
someone freaking out completely, so we

should be prepared for the worst.

There's only one way to find out.

That's it. Let's get it done.

Here's Tom. He's got no idea he's being
secretly filmed.

Time for the fun to start.

Onan Aresh has laid down the groundwork
perfectly.

A fake phone call creates an excuse for
me to take over and do my dirty work.

We're nearly done. It's just a little
bit of, like, name to do. Do you mind if

Ben just fills in a little bit of black?

No, mate.

Who's Beth, then?

Your wife.

Your wife?

Oh, is that her there?

Right, that makes sense, yeah.

Beth's a good name, too. Like, it looks
good with the road.

Yeah. Every time I meet a girl, I'm
always looking at her name and thinking,

would that look as a tat?

Yeah. Beth looks good.

What were your ex -girlfriends?

Daisy.

Daisy? Any others?

Yeah, Kelly.

Kelly?

Kelly, like Kelly Jones.

That's the only famous Kelly I know.

The tattoo's finished.

But somehow, I doubt he'll be happy with
it. That's it, mate. Do you want to

have a look?

To be general, be general.

Yeah. What do you reckon?

Yeah, I love it.

It's good, isn't it?

Tell you what.

That's how you look, wasn't it?

Cake? Yeah, the cake.

What, what, what, what, what? Come here,
come here. What, what, what, what?

Kelly, isn't it?

Yeah? That's what you're saying, Kelly?

Kelly, we were talking about this.
Kelly?

Yeah? Yeah?

My ex is Kelly.

Are you sure?

100%. But what do you think of it,
though? Is it... I mean, look, nobody

looks at the name that much.

I think your wife will.

Yeah, but... Yeah, no, let's have a... I
think... Tell you what, let me... I

think I can fix it. I think I can fix
it. Just stay there. Stay there.

Just let me, just have a look at it,
okay?

Just stay right there, let me just see
what that is.

Hold on.

Alright, okay, just stay there, let me
see what I can see.

Have a look, have a look. That's the
best, right?

Are you kidding me?

I hope you changed it.

That's alright now, yeah?

Yeah.

I'm not a tattoo artist. I'm a magician.

And she set you up.

Jesus Christ, you twat.

Mate, I don't ever do that again.

I nearly had a heart attack.

Unbelievable.

Is that a good trick?

Very good trick. Thank you.

It does my best, I think.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sorry, Sam. It's not that much
different, I suppose.

You set me up.

Yeah. With all you.

Unbelievable.

He touched the back of my leg and it
changed back to my lifestyle from my ex.

So, absolutely brilliant.

Didn't have a clue that anything was
going on.

Don't know how he did it.

Just absolutely brilliant.

Mind -boggling.

I'm about to go undercover as a security
guard in a clothes shop, but the only

crimes going down will be mine, as I
mercilessly trick the unwary.

Whilst the cameras get rigged, I've got
a little something to keep myself

entertained.

Hello, hello, hello. I'm a magician.

Can I show you something? Okay, come on.
Are you going? Come on, come over.

Right, girls, I need a bit of help. I
need one of you to go in there and get

outfit, all right?

We'll do this with you. What's your
name?

Amy. Amy, Amy.

Amy, I want you to go in there.

Here's the money.

Just go in there and buy an outfit. Buy
whatever you want.

See you guys later.

A full outfit?

A full outfit, go.

50 quid?

Yeah.

She's going to come back, though, and
she's not going to roll for a minute.

Um... Shut to eight. We've got an hour.

Yay!

Hello. Hello.

Right, I'm intrigued.

You took your time. Let's have a look.

You've gone.

She's gone.

Good. It's a really pretty look.

What are they?

Some leggings.

Some leggings. Some shorts.

Shorts.

And a vest.

Some socks, some leggings, some shorts
and a vest.

Good outfit.

Who would wear that?

Me. Yeah?

Well, look, what I didn't tell you is
this outfit is for me.

Wow.

Sexy still.

I hired you, my new stylist. Come on,
let's go.

I've taken over this clothes shop,
rigged it with cameras and popped on

tough security guard gear.

Well, it's just a shirt.

Ready to trick and then nick anyone
unlucky enough to try and shop here.

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

You can't come in here. Bye.

Because you're drunk.

I'm not drunk.

You are.

I'm not. You just pretty much wobbled in
here, like staggered in. I'm not drunk.

I haven't drunk today.

You've not had anything to drink all
day?

No, no, no, no. I haven't.

Why are your eyes all kind of over the
place? They're not. They're fine.

But you can't be shopping if you're
drunk. You could be sick on things and

stuff. I'm not being sick. Look.

I'm fine.

Okay, all right, all right. How many
fingers am I holding up? Three.

Hesitated. All right, stand.

I can't let drunk people in. So, look,
if you can stand on one leg, if you can

stand on one leg, if you can close your
eyes, touch your nose.

You see, you felt, you felt, you felt.
I've got bad balance. Because you're

drunk. I'm not drunk.

Well, why else would you fall over then?
I mean, that's pretty easy. Look, look.

Oh, it's easy, easy.

I've not been drinking. It's fine.

I haven't been drinking.

Okay. I'll do something else. Well, I'll
tell you what. If you haven't got any

alcohol on you, I can let you in the
shop if you haven't got any alcohol on

Can I check your bag? Yeah. Is that
cool?

That's cool.

No, no booze in there.

But an alky wouldn't keep it in there.
You'd smuggle it, wouldn't you?

Smuggle it? Yeah, smuggle it. Where?

In your shoe.

In my shoe? Yeah, take your right shoe
off. What's in your shoe?

Nothing.

Look.

What's this?

What's this?

I don't know.

How would that fit with my foot?

Oh, my God.

What's that?

I don't know.

You didn't know that was there?

No.

Oh, my God.

You've been smuggling this, haven't you?

How would I do that?

Oh, my God.

Look.

What's that doing?

You said you weren't drinking.

It's the middle of the day.

How would it be with my foot? I don't
know.

I mean, that is a lot of vodka for the
middle of the day. That is a lot of

for a shoe.

I don't think you can come in here
with... I mean, you've been smuggling in

vodka. I haven't.

Well, how do you get out of your shoe,
then?

I don't know. You pulled out.

Look, I think you'd better shop
somewhere else.

Just go. Just go. Whatever.

Hey.

Hello. Oh, hey. Do you want to come
through as well, mate?

Hey. Yeah, do you mind?

No, not at all.

You haven't got anything on you.

He's the fellow over here.

Do you mind if I look? Yeah, open that
up.

Look.

That, that, that, that, that, that,
that.

You haven't got any receipt? You haven't
bought anything? No tags or anything?

Do you mind just popping straight
through again?

Yeah, you're good, you're good.

That work? And come back through?

Yeah, we're good.

And yourself, mate. You want to come
through?

Come through, come through. Yeah, yeah,
yeah.

Um, tell me what I do.

Do you mind if I just quickly whip this
over? Is that cool?

Um, here, you step forward first. No,
you step forward first, mate.

Um... Oh, you... No, it's all right.
What have we got? You got a... What are

the... Mate!

Damn!

We've been together how long?

Wait, I'm in trouble. My God!

Dude, that's four!

It's a hot day!

Here, come here. Come here, let's see
what else you've got.

God!

Look, look, look, look.

Hold on, what else? Hold on, mate, mate.

What is that?

Hemorrhoid cream.

Look,

there's nothing to be ashamed of.
Obviously, I mean, cream's cream.

got problems.

Look, I don't want to keep searching. Do
you mind just popping this off for a

sec? I just want to check you haven't
got anything else.

There's nothing else in there I need to
worry about?

No?

What have you got? Let's have a look.
You got your bags okay, is it? Yeah,

I'm pretty sure it is.

Yeah, what we got here? You got... You
got a phone?

What's that? Just that? No, you got your
phone there. But there's nothing else I

need to be wary of, no?

What? What is that?

What is that? What is that?

What is it?

Oh,

dude. Mate.

That is rank.

What are you look are you two together?
You got some big plans for you, I think

Look, you know what you you guys keep
that you have that I don't want this

here you have that look you Hey,

whoa, I'm not here to judge. I'm just
doing a job you two You know, this is

probably isn't the best shot for you.
There's more of an adult shot around the

corner I don't think I can let you in.
I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry I'm sorry.

Okay, no problem.

You filthy man.

Coming up, I join forces with Simon Webb
from Blue to give his bandmates the

shock of their lives. I have genuinely
never seen a reaction like this.

All right, I've got to go, schnookums.
Love you, bye.

That was Simon Webb from Blue, the boy
band, or the man band, as they're called

these days.

He's meeting me here because we're going
to play a massive trick on Duncan, Lee

and Anthony.

So let's see if we can make his
bandmates from Blue see red.

It's great that I got one of Blue in on
my trick. It means I can hopefully pull

off something really big.

Yeah, you good? You alright? Yeah, man.

So, you're up for pulling a trick on the
rest of the boys from Blue? Yeah, talk

to me, talk to me. First of all, are you
okay being the inside man?

Of course, yeah. Yeah, yeah, you good?
Good poker face? Listen, man, no one

plays a better poker face than I. Yeah?
Yeah, trust me.

Alright, so they're not going to suspect
anything? You've chosen the right

person for this job. Alright, I'm
thinking we set up a fake photo shoot.

Yeah. What are they like with heights?

Nah, I'm getting nervous.

As well as the heights, they might get a
little bit of a shock.

How are they with taking surprises,
shocks? They haven't got heart

or... Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We're all
fighting for it, boys.

You know, I'm sure they'll be able to
handle it. Let's do it. You know, go on.

Let's do it. All right, guys.

All right, cool, cool. Well, whilst
you're here, let's do a quick cool

I was hoping you would do something.
Yeah, well, look, I tell you what.

You're a musician.

Yeah. I want you to think of any song in
the last ten years.

Yeah. Go on. Yeah. All right, I want you
to think of the beat.

All right, can you think of the beat?
Yeah. Okay, I want you to think of it

and over again, like...

Like that, right? Yeah.

That kind of right? Yeah.

Oh, excuse me, mate. Hello, hello,
hello.

Sorry to bother you. Do you mind just
telling me how to do this for me, right?

That.

Brilliant. That's great. That's great.
That's kind of like the beat, right?

It's kind of like the beat.

Hello. Excuse me. Hello.

Hello. Hello.

Can you come? You see this guy here? See
what he's doing?

Just go with me on this. Do what he's
doing, please. Do this.

Do that.

Closer, right? We're getting closer.
Think of the song again. Think of the

like the... Look at me.

Okay.

Let's go.

Hello, girls. Girls. Hello. Hello.

Can you come here, please?

Hello. Hello. Can you do me a favour?
Just do a little singing for me, right?

like a... Do, do, do, do, do.

Do, do, do, do, do. Something like that.

A bit louder.

Stop a sec. Are we getting close?

Very close, yeah.

I think we need a bit more of a listen
here. Can you go again? Yeah, can you do

that? And go again, girls?

What the

hell?

Is that it? Yeah, that's perfect.

That's perfect, mate.

Yeah, that's it.

That's the genius, brother. Genius.

Love it.

Bye.

Where can I buy the concert tickets,
like?

The lads from Blue have turned up to a
photo shoot deep in the countryside, and

they're all dressed as English
gentlemen.

What, what?

They've been having their photos taken
at a nearby farm for about an hour, and

they don't suspect a thing.

Simon, you've played a blinder.

Now, the band have been told to come
down to the field for some more shots by

the haystack.

What could be more relaxing?

I'm posing as the photographer's
assistant, and my first job is to get

into that caravan so he can trick his
bandmates.

Yeah, Simon's probably nice and tall.
You're kind of like the, you're the egg.

That's it, that's good.

That's it, that's nice.

There you go, mate. So, uh,

I... Oh,

shit. Ben. Sorry, mate, sorry, sorry.

It's all right. Look at that bulk.

Sorry, mate, sorry, but, um... Ben,

have you just talked it out?

Sorry, mate, sorry, sorry.

Wardrobe, wardrobe.

Just Ben taking the wardrobe. She's in
there, yeah?

Yeah, she'll follow. Sorry, mate.

The blue boys have focused on the shoot.
They've not spotted the secret cameras,

but Simon and I are about to grab their
attention.

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Get out of the car!

Get out!

That is not funny, man.

Good one, man.

Climb out this way.

Lads.

Sorry,

we got him, mate. That was genius, mate.
That was good, wasn't it?

Genius.

It was a wicked shoot. I'm buzzing about
the shoot.

Loving the hat. Bob was like, oh, does
my hat look good with the hair on the

hat? I was doing so well trying to keep
these clips. I know.

And the camera started rolling down the
hill. And then I just saw it gathering

speed. And they weren't jumping out. And
I was thinking, and then I saw the door

go open. I thought he was going to jump
out.

And then Simon's in the hay belt.

It's like, I was just, I was so relieved
that I saw Si in the hay belt and he

was alive.

But then I was just like, what's going
on?

Got us, man. Oh, dude.

Got us, man. Big time.

This is like the hardest sea club I
could beat.

You know what I mean? You know, normally
I'd give a hint or something. We'd beat

him up now. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa.

You know, we ain't small.

You just feel like a bit of a wally,
don't you?

It was unbelievable.

What are you doing?

I don't even know what just happened.

That is the best telephone ever.

Can I? Yeah, you can.

What's that doing?

Oh, my God.

The most disturbing thing out of all of
this is that Ben now has my number.

You did it deliberately.

We just want to say you absolutely
tricked us, though. Well done, guys.

Ooh, trick was good. All right, then,
sit back and lock yourselves in for

another smashing, lip -smacking
celebrity juice. Lock up your sons. This

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