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Previously on The Last Man on Earth...
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We're all hotsy-totsy
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for the new Phil Miller.
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I say we let him choose.
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We're done, Melissa. I dump you.
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Phil!
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We gotta kill this guy.
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I'm in.
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Look at that piece of crap.
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Walkin' around with his stupid tools.
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"Hey, I'm Phil, look at all my muscles."
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What are you compensating for, dude?
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What an absolute zero.
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What a dip.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey!
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What's up, buddy?
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You know, I'm just trying to see
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if I can get these solar panels hooked up.
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Oh, that'd be so sweet!
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Good for you, bro.
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Well, let's not count our
chickens before they hatch.
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Well, if anyone can do it, you can.
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We gotta kill him.
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Yeah.
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Definitely.
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You okay?
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I'm sorry, man. This is hard for me.
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I mean, are we really talking
about killing someone?
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Yeah. Look, hey, it's easy.
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We'll just go over there,
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ask him if he wants to go for a ride,
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then we take him out to the desert
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and just leave him out there.
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Wait a minute, you drove
me out to the desert.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did. Yeah.
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But, you know, that was... uh...
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Were you gonna kill me, Tandy?
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Look, I wasn't in my right mind.
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I... you gotta believe me.
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Oh, my God. I-I never...
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So you were gonna do it.
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- But I didn't.
- But you thought about it.
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I think about a lot of things!
I'm a thinker.
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Oh, my God...
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I'm like, uh, Stephen
Hawking when it comes to...
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I-I don't even know
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- who you are anymore, man.
- Todd...
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I'm Tandy.
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No, man.
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No, no.
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No, bro.
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Todd.
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I never would've gone through with it!
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And I never would have gone
through with this one!
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Deal's off, Phil lives!
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Even though I hate his friggin' guts!
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Hey, bud!
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Lookin' good!
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- Synced and Corrected by peterbrito -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Hello, Carol.
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Oh! Hi, Tandy.
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Isn't it a wonderful day?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So, Carol, uh...
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is there anything you want to tell me?
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Tandy, what are you getting at?
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Well, Carol,
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I'm getting at this.
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You know what this little number is?
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It's a condom wrapper.
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It's an open condom wrapper
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with the condom inside
conspicuously missing.
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Hmm.
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You know where I found this?
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Going through my garbage?
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So you admit to having sex with Phil?
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Darn tootin'.
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Well, that's funny,
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'cause I don't seem to remember
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getting an invitation to the wedding.
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Oh, there wasn't a wedding, Tandy.
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Really, Carol?
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Really?
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'Cause I seem to recall
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some sacred pledge
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that was required by you
to have sex with you.
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That's because you and I
were trying to make a baby.
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And then what are you
and Phil trying to do?
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It's called casual sex, Tandy.
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Geez, haven't you ever wanted
to have sex just for fun?
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Are you kidding right now?
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That's my whole thing!
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That's all I've ever wanted!
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I-I've made that very clear.
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Aw, tough bananas,
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'cause this train has left the station.
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Toot, toot!
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Todd, come on.
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I haven't seen you all day.
You okay in there?
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Hey.
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Hey.
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I'm worried about you.
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Hey, is this about the...
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all the chips on my shirt?
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Because, yeah, I know they're there.
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Want to talk about stuff?
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You know, I mean, this... isn't,
you know, really about us.
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Yeah. I'm-I'm working on another
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little "situ-ash" right now.
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So, things are good.
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They really are. Things are really good.
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Okay.
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Whew.
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What are you doing?
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I figure I should, um...
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find my own place.
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Find your own place?
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What gives, roomie?
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Come on, Tandy.
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I heard you say in the cul de sac
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that you hate my guts.
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Yeah, 'cause I do.
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I see what you're trying to do here
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and I don't like it.
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Trying to bring everyone power
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so they'll all bow down
at the altar of Phil.
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This isn't about the power, is it?
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It's always about the power, hombre.
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No.
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This is about Carol.
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Carol?
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As if.
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Right.
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About Carol.
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No way, man. Carol?
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Ha!
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Oh, man.
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Pilbasian? Pffh!
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You know what?
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It should be.
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'Cause Carol's a real special lady.
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Hey.
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You're a real special lady.
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I don't even know who Carol is anymore.
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I mean, who is this imposter?
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Freewheeling around,
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abandoning all her stupid rules,
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acting all fun to be around
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and looking positively radiant?
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I treated her so well
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and she rewards me by having sex
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with this friggin' ugly model-looking dude
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right in front of my face?
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That's classless.
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I mean, how dare her!
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She's... she's classless and annoying
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and uptight and stupid and childish
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and sweet and good-hearted
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and fun and...
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radiant.
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I friggin' beefed it big time.
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God, I want her back.
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Carol, hey.
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Really want to talk to you.
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Oh, Tandy, now's not a good time.
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Well, would this make it a better time?
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For you. Yeah.
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And that's not all.
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Here. Got you this.
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It's a bunch of jewels.
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Went to a couple different jewel stores.
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Dummy.
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I don't care about any of this stuff.
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Ugh, who cares about
materialistic things? Yeah.
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That's why I wrote you a song.
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- You did?
- Yeah.
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It's called, uh... "Carol."
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Uh, so that's proof.
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Tandy, stop.
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Stop what?
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Don't you see what's happening?
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You always want what you can't have.
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And Tandy, you can't have me.
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Why not?
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I mean, I made some mis...
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Hey, Care Bear. Tandy.
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How's it going?
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Care Bear, huh?
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Care Bear? He's calling you Care Bear now?
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Okay, I get it.
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Well, good-bye, Carol.
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Good-bye, uh... Phil.
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Okay, everybody! Gather round! Get in here.
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Because Phil, the hero of the moment,
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has a little surprise for all of us.
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It involves getting power up here
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to the cul de sac, but that's all I'll say.
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Okay, everybody,
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- just look in the direction of that lamp
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for the surprise, but that's all I'll say.
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Okay. Thank you, Carol.
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So, uh, I've been tinkering around,
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set up some solar panels
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that have been collecting rays
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all day, feeding a battery.
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Wait, are you saying we're gonna get
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real electricity to the cul de sac?
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- I'm gonna try.
- So the plugs will work again?
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Central air conditioning.
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I could have my kitchen back!
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- Lamps! I've said too much.
- Whoa, guys.
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At this point, it's still very limited.
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Okay? I have just enough power...
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to do this.
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Wow!
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Oh...
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Wow!
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Isn't he the greatest?
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Come here.
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My Care Bear.
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Lamp just fell. Lamp just fell.
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- What?
- Did you just knock over my lamp?
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I was sitting here
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and the thing just falls...
'cause the wind...
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- Okay, it's not a big deal, I'll...
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Tandy knocked over the lamp
and Tandy's gonna pick it up.
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I didn't knock over your stupid lamp.
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Okay?
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If I'd knocked it over, you'd know it.
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Believe me.
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I'm gonna tell you one last time.
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Pick up my lamp.
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Okay, and I'm gonna tell you something
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one first time, okay?
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Number one:
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you're making a huge ass out of yourself.
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- Huh?
- Not really.
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- No.
- Yeah. Yeah. Huge ass.
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I didn't knock it over,
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so give it a rest, okay?
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Back me up here, Todd.
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Okay, you know what? That's enough!
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I saw Tandy knock over the lamp.
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And also, he's gonna kill you, Phil.
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- What?
- What?
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Yeah, he told me so this morning.
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That's not a backup, bro!
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He's gonna drive you out to the desert
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and he's gonna leave you there.
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He was gonna do the same thing to me.
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Du... no... uh, come on.
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- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
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You were gonna leave Todd in the desert?
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Oh... oh, so you're gonna believe him?
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- Yes.
- Absolutely.
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Tandy...
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Okay, fine. Fine.
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I was gonna leave Todd in the desert.
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Is that what you want to hear?
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Well, it's true.
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But I-I didn't do it!
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- Oh, Tandy...
- All right, all right, I've heard enough.
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You're done here, Tandy.
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I think it's time for you to leave.
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Oh, you mean, like, "This
town's not big enough
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for the two of us"?
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Exactly.
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Oh, so you're... you're serious.
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Get out of here.
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But...
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Tucson's my home.
273
00:09:59,213 --> 00:10:01,260
I mean, it's... it's where I grew up.
274
00:10:01,261 --> 00:10:02,824
It's where my parents are buried.
275
00:10:11,237 --> 00:10:13,072
All right, you know what?
276
00:10:13,073 --> 00:10:13,989
Fine.
277
00:10:13,990 --> 00:10:16,108
Fine, there's nothing
left for me here anyway.
278
00:10:16,109 --> 00:10:17,476
So...
279
00:10:19,179 --> 00:10:20,523
Okay.
280
00:10:21,724 --> 00:10:22,848
Then I guess this is...
281
00:10:26,219 --> 00:10:29,154
Try to kick me out of Tucson!?
282
00:10:29,155 --> 00:10:30,755
I'm not going anywhere!
283
00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:32,880
I am Tucson!
284
00:10:48,396 --> 00:10:50,397
Aah, damn it.
285
00:10:50,398 --> 00:10:51,731
Dropped another stitch.
286
00:10:51,732 --> 00:10:52,732
Oh, that's okay.
287
00:10:52,733 --> 00:10:54,501
So you just front-loop it here.
288
00:10:54,502 --> 00:10:56,593
- Right.
- Maybe my hands are too big for this.
289
00:10:56,594 --> 00:10:57,710
No, you got it.
290
00:10:57,711 --> 00:10:59,166
Thank you, Care Bear.
291
00:11:00,147 --> 00:11:02,225
Hey, Phil, do you mind finding
292
00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:04,511
a different adorable nickname for me?
293
00:11:04,512 --> 00:11:06,179
Sure.
294
00:11:10,485 --> 00:11:12,419
Is something wrong?
295
00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:15,113
Uh, just worried about Tandy.
296
00:11:15,114 --> 00:11:16,274
I mean, it's been three days.
297
00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:17,491
What if he dies up there?
298
00:11:17,492 --> 00:11:19,126
- Well, good, problem solved.
- Phil!
299
00:11:19,127 --> 00:11:20,727
How can you say that?
300
00:11:22,430 --> 00:11:23,764
All right, look,
301
00:11:23,765 --> 00:11:25,165
don't worry, Care Package.
302
00:11:25,166 --> 00:11:28,101
He'll come out soon. He has to.
303
00:11:28,102 --> 00:11:29,736
He's got nothing to eat up there.
304
00:11:31,773 --> 00:11:34,107
You are a toilet paper corn dog.
305
00:11:50,124 --> 00:11:51,792
A raisin ball.
306
00:11:54,128 --> 00:11:56,463
Oh, Carol.
307
00:12:12,814 --> 00:12:14,263
Go away.
308
00:12:14,264 --> 00:12:16,149
Tandy.
309
00:12:16,150 --> 00:12:17,317
Carol?
310
00:12:19,068 --> 00:12:21,529
I said go away!
311
00:12:21,530 --> 00:12:23,760
There is no Tandy here.
312
00:12:23,761 --> 00:12:25,092
It's only Phil.
313
00:12:25,093 --> 00:12:25,934
Phil Miller.
314
00:12:25,935 --> 00:12:27,828
The original Phil Miller.
315
00:12:27,829 --> 00:12:30,497
I may not be a good person.
316
00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:33,500
I may have my faults,
317
00:12:33,501 --> 00:12:35,235
but I am a good person.
318
00:12:36,571 --> 00:12:38,238
Hey, come out of there.
319
00:12:38,239 --> 00:12:40,774
It's been three days...
You have to be hungry.
320
00:12:40,775 --> 00:12:42,776
I have plenty of food.
321
00:12:44,278 --> 00:12:45,612
Come on.
322
00:12:45,613 --> 00:12:47,614
We're all sitting around the campfire.
323
00:12:47,615 --> 00:12:49,783
And Gail's playing her accordion.
324
00:12:49,784 --> 00:12:51,118
You should be with us.
325
00:12:52,253 --> 00:12:54,254
Nobody wants me out there.
326
00:12:54,255 --> 00:12:55,589
That's not true.
327
00:12:55,590 --> 00:12:56,678
You made a mistake,
328
00:12:56,679 --> 00:12:59,025
but everyone knows you didn't mean it.
329
00:12:59,026 --> 00:13:01,328
We all agreed we want to call a truce.
330
00:13:01,329 --> 00:13:03,663
Can we move on?
331
00:13:03,664 --> 00:13:06,340
You already have moved on.
332
00:13:07,335 --> 00:13:09,669
Look, I'm not a charity case, okay?
333
00:13:09,670 --> 00:13:12,265
I don't... You found a new dude.
334
00:13:13,007 --> 00:13:15,008
I'm fine in here.
335
00:13:15,009 --> 00:13:18,077
All right. Well, I tried.
336
00:13:29,057 --> 00:13:31,458
♪ He's blowing his horn ♪
337
00:13:31,459 --> 00:13:34,194
♪ Already I'm so lonesome ♪
338
00:13:34,195 --> 00:13:36,196
♪ I could cry ♪
339
00:13:38,299 --> 00:13:42,969
♪ So kiss me and smile for me ♪
340
00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:46,440
♪ Tell me that you'll wait for me ♪
341
00:13:46,441 --> 00:13:50,777
♪ Hold me like you'll never let me go ♪
342
00:13:51,979 --> 00:13:56,516
♪ 'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane ♪
343
00:13:56,517 --> 00:14:01,021
♪ Don't know when I'll be back again ♪
344
00:14:01,022 --> 00:14:04,691
♪ Oh, babe, I hate to go ♪
345
00:14:07,261 --> 00:14:09,529
♪ 'Cause I'm leavin' ♪
346
00:14:09,530 --> 00:14:11,629
♪ On a jet plane... ♪
347
00:14:12,010 --> 00:14:13,867
Phil, what are you doing?!
348
00:14:13,868 --> 00:14:15,202
We called a truce!
349
00:14:15,203 --> 00:14:17,204
Take a good look, Tandy.
350
00:14:17,205 --> 00:14:20,540
Because this... will be the last time
351
00:14:20,541 --> 00:14:22,209
you'll be seeing any of this.
352
00:14:23,544 --> 00:14:25,212
Come on.
353
00:15:03,516 --> 00:15:05,389
Two days of supplies.
354
00:15:05,390 --> 00:15:07,575
You're just gonna leave me out here?
355
00:15:08,153 --> 00:15:09,855
I'm going back that way.
356
00:15:10,498 --> 00:15:12,199
That direction is you.
357
00:15:14,301 --> 00:15:15,920
All right?
358
00:15:21,042 --> 00:15:23,354
Don't even think about
coming back to Tucson.
359
00:15:31,990 --> 00:15:33,988
He's coming back. I know this game.
360
00:15:33,989 --> 00:15:36,054
'Cause I invented it!
361
00:15:41,671 --> 00:15:42,573
Good!
362
00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:43,960
Don't come back!
363
00:15:43,961 --> 00:15:45,891
I don't need you!
364
00:15:45,892 --> 00:15:48,157
I don't need any of you!
365
00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:55,720
Okay. Okay.
366
00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:58,467
If I ration this out, it'll
last about three days.
367
00:15:58,468 --> 00:16:01,195
If I walk at a quick pace,
I can make it to Nogales.
368
00:16:01,196 --> 00:16:03,831
And I get a car, get some supplies,
369
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:06,120
and then I am gone.
370
00:16:06,121 --> 00:16:08,133
_
371
00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:12,503
Stupid!
372
00:16:21,813 --> 00:16:23,147
So stupid.
373
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:25,449
So stupid... why'd you do that?
374
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:42,300
Hey.
375
00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:44,302
Todd, I'm so sorry.
376
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:46,904
I-I had no idea that
thing with Tandy happened.
377
00:16:46,905 --> 00:16:49,907
I just want you to know that I'm here
378
00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:52,910
if you ever need to tell me anything.
379
00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:54,478
Like someone's trying to murder you.
380
00:16:54,479 --> 00:16:57,481
Well, I'll keep that in mind.
381
00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:01,319
Hey, Melissa.
382
00:17:04,389 --> 00:17:06,057
I love you.
383
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:07,825
I don't expect you to say it back,
384
00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:11,662
but I'm not gonna pretend
that I don't love you.
385
00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:13,364
'Cause I do.
386
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:16,033
I'm sorry I couldn't say it back.
387
00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:19,537
But just know I-I do love you.
388
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:22,073
And I really appreciate
you being patient with me,
389
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:24,408
because I feel like one day, it will come.
390
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:27,912
You know you just said it... you said,
"I love you."
391
00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:30,881
- No, I-I said, "I do love you."
- That's the same thing.
392
00:17:30,882 --> 00:17:32,750
- No, it's way different.
- Come here.
393
00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:44,528
Gary.
394
00:17:44,529 --> 00:17:45,963
You came.
395
00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:47,531
He was worried about you.
396
00:17:47,532 --> 00:17:50,101
Carol.
397
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:51,569
What are you doing here?
398
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:52,903
Oh.
399
00:17:52,904 --> 00:17:55,239
I knew two days'
worth of supplies wouldn't be enough,
400
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,742
so I just wanted to drop this off.
401
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,443
Thank you.
402
00:18:01,813 --> 00:18:04,815
Well, good-bye, Tandy.
403
00:18:04,816 --> 00:18:06,817
Bye.
404
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:14,625
Tandy, did you really write me a song?
405
00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:17,828
Can I hear it?
406
00:18:17,829 --> 00:18:19,830
Of course.
407
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:30,107
♪ They say the moon is to wish on ♪
408
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:35,112
♪ Make you feel all romantic ♪
409
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:40,117
♪ They say it makes the waves ♪
410
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:44,989
♪ That serenade our sadness ♪
411
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:50,328
♪ It's for hopers and dreamers ♪
412
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:53,331
♪ And poets who swoon ♪
413
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:58,669
♪ Well, screw the moon ♪
414
00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:02,340
♪ What good's the moon ♪
415
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:06,677
♪ If Care Bear is not here with me? ♪
416
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,321
So where should we go?
417
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,323
What?
418
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,892
You're staying with me?
419
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,793
You need me.
420
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:25,529
Well, what about New Phil?
421
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:28,232
I don't want to be with a man
422
00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:30,234
that can leave someone
in the desert to die.
423
00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:31,903
I want to be with the man
424
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,238
who doesn't have the heart
to go through with it.
425
00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:37,575
And I don't know, call me crazy,
426
00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:40,578
but I feel like we belong together.
427
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:42,580
I got to be honest, Carol.
428
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:45,049
I feel like you're making
a big mistake here.
429
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:47,552
I know.
430
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:49,253
Come on.
431
00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:50,955
All right.
432
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:04,035
So what do you say we start over?
433
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,436
Okay.
434
00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:07,438
Hello.
435
00:20:07,439 --> 00:20:09,440
I'm Carol Andrew Pilbasian.
436
00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:10,775
I'm from Delaware.
437
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:12,443
I'm a Scorpio.
438
00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:13,778
And I'm an only child.
439
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:16,514
You go. You go.
440
00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:18,850
I'm, uh, Phillip Tandy Miller.
441
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,518
I'm from Tucson.
442
00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:21,853
I'm a Gemini.
443
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:24,522
And, uh, I had one brother.
444
00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:26,858
You had a brother? I didn't know that.
445
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:29,126
Well,
there's a lot about me you don't know.
446
00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:30,361
Tell me everything.
447
00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:31,762
We have time.
448
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:33,297
- Well, he was...- Belt. Seatbelt.
449
00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:34,432
What?
450
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:35,700
Please put on your seatbelt.
451
00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:38,102
But, Carol... Fine.
452
00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:48,479
Houston, do you read?
453
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:53,017
Houston, do you read?
454
00:20:55,243 --> 00:20:59,158
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