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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,060 Hi, I'm David Faustino, Bud Bundy, Merriwood Children. This is what happens 2 00:00:03,060 --> 00:00:05,880 I drink. My money's gone, my mother's a midget, and my wife left me for my 3 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:08,920 neighbor, Julio. This is my best friend, Corin Emmett, former star of TV's 4 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:12,240 Parker Lewis Can't Lose. He did lose. My manager's been with me since I was in 5 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:13,560 diapers. Now he's in diapers. 6 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,980 When I'm not trying to kill myself, I run a porn shop left to me by a crazed 7 00:00:16,980 --> 00:00:19,360 fan. Oh, and I'm also freakishly short. Thanks, God. 8 00:00:25,930 --> 00:00:28,030 And look who we have here. 9 00:00:28,330 --> 00:00:29,530 Linda, stop for a second. 10 00:00:30,770 --> 00:00:31,930 Just kill me. 11 00:00:32,390 --> 00:00:38,970 Kill me with poison. We have David Faustino, TV Bud 12 00:00:38,970 --> 00:00:40,810 Bundy. How you doing, David? 13 00:00:41,290 --> 00:00:43,870 Can I please just die in peace, please? 14 00:00:45,510 --> 00:00:48,610 All right. I'll give Faustino your love. Bye. 15 00:00:52,930 --> 00:00:54,790 Stop! It's hot! 16 00:00:55,210 --> 00:00:56,710 Fucking cocksucker! 17 00:01:04,510 --> 00:01:05,510 Hello? 18 00:01:08,910 --> 00:01:09,910 Ira! 19 00:01:10,910 --> 00:01:15,850 I can't understand you very well. Have you had another stroke? 20 00:01:16,230 --> 00:01:21,730 You know, talent fuck, you miserable schmuck, it is time to fuck your... 21 00:01:24,430 --> 00:01:25,430 Germany? 22 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:32,590 Corey Feldman dropped out of the field? Corey Feldman dropped out? They want you 23 00:01:32,590 --> 00:01:33,590 to replace him. 24 00:01:58,570 --> 00:01:59,570 Okay, let's do it. One drink. 25 00:01:59,730 --> 00:02:02,170 What kind of pussies are we if we can't have one drink? Yeah. 26 00:02:02,510 --> 00:02:03,510 Alright. 27 00:02:34,540 --> 00:02:37,160 a talking monkey move. They'll pay me 50 G's. 28 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:39,360 That's 100 G's. 29 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:40,760 That's 200. 30 00:03:37,290 --> 00:03:40,430 This is the 31 00:03:40,430 --> 00:03:47,430 craft service table. A lot of 32 00:03:47,430 --> 00:03:48,430 fiber on there. 33 00:03:50,060 --> 00:03:52,180 That schnitzel must really stop you guys up, huh? 34 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,200 So where's my dressing room? 35 00:03:58,180 --> 00:03:59,180 It's that way. 36 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:12,820 The other actors, they want 37 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,600 to know if you have a meal preference for them. 38 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:16,220 For them? 39 00:04:16,820 --> 00:04:17,820 What do you mean? 40 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:19,540 I'd like to get a script. 41 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:22,150 I don't have a script. We go with the flow around here. 42 00:04:23,770 --> 00:04:24,770 So to speak. 43 00:04:34,110 --> 00:04:36,530 This is my second, eighth grade. 44 00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:42,290 I might even taste vomit. 45 00:04:54,950 --> 00:04:55,950 I'd like to try some beers. 46 00:04:56,210 --> 00:04:58,710 Nice German beers, local brewery beers. 47 00:04:58,990 --> 00:05:01,630 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I never, never, never drink when I work. 48 00:05:02,690 --> 00:05:05,050 Hey, could just have one sip. 49 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:19,910 Wow, he took a lot of shit in the last scene. I've never seen an American actor 50 00:05:19,910 --> 00:05:21,950 taking so much shit and enjoy it. 51 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:23,300 and natural. 52 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:28,740 We're moving right along. We're going on to the final scene. The big climax now. 53 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:30,200 What big climax? 54 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:31,420 I haven't even seen the script yet. 55 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:52,220 I don't know. It's a bit weird, man. 56 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:53,780 The Germans are always bizarre. 57 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:58,680 Listen, you know this company I'm working for? It was called 58 00:05:58,920 --> 00:05:59,920 What? 59 00:06:00,780 --> 00:06:03,240 Wunderscheiss? Hold on a second. Wait a minute. What? 60 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:08,200 I got a discontinued copy of it right here, man. This thing is highly illegal, 61 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:12,440 Dave. Shit in my mouth and they kill me. Sorry, Jeremy Miller. What? We 62 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:15,100 shouldn't even be selling it. It's a snuff film scheisse movie. 63 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:16,580 You know scheisse shit? 64 00:06:16,820 --> 00:06:18,340 They're going to make you eat shit. They're going to kill you. 65 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:47,279 He's not the Jew. 66 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:48,460 Kill him anyway! 67 00:06:54,120 --> 00:07:00,740 Did you hear something? 68 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:12,000 I didn't hear anything. 69 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:26,280 Aw, you broke the cipher. 70 00:07:26,740 --> 00:07:27,740 I'm a lady. 71 00:07:28,020 --> 00:07:29,020 Damn it. 72 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,320 Oh, sure. 5068

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