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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,040 Hi, I'm David Faustino, Bud Bundy, Merriwood Children. This is what happens 2 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:05,880 I drink. My money's gone, my mother's a midget, and my wife left me for my 3 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:09,060 neighbor, Julio. This is my best friend, Corin Nemec, former star of TV's Parker 4 00:00:09,060 --> 00:00:10,580 Lewis Can't Lose. He did lose. 5 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:13,560 My manager's been with me since I was in diapers. Now he's in diapers. 6 00:00:13,820 --> 00:00:16,920 When I'm not trying to kill myself, I run a porn shop left to me by a crazed 7 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:19,380 fan. Oh, and I'm also freakishly short. Thanks, God. 8 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:28,120 Five billion dollars. 9 00:00:28,420 --> 00:00:29,420 That's a lot of money. 10 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:32,320 Every time I look at that sign, I want to jerk off all over my desk. 11 00:00:33,380 --> 00:00:37,160 So, what's a client thinking in the way of residuals? 12 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:41,080 Residuals? What the fuck are residuals? 13 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:44,319 Like that. 14 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:45,320 You're my kind of Jew. 15 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:47,680 Moving on? 16 00:01:09,550 --> 00:01:10,550 You have nothing. 17 00:01:13,010 --> 00:01:14,010 Nothing? 18 00:01:17,590 --> 00:01:18,590 Nothing. 19 00:01:26,290 --> 00:01:27,290 First floor dig! 20 00:01:30,830 --> 00:01:32,510 Ready? I don't think it's a good idea. 21 00:01:32,730 --> 00:01:34,110 I'm telling you, we're going through with this. 22 00:01:34,590 --> 00:01:38,440 You're doing it. Just, whatever you do... Stay here. I don't want him to see 23 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:41,820 and recognize you. Oh, come on. He's forgotten about that by now. 24 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:45,160 You stealing money out of his dressing room? I didn't steal the money, Dave. 25 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:48,140 Yeah, you did. I accidentally walked into the wrong dressing room. Fine. Stay 26 00:01:48,140 --> 00:01:49,960 here. Okay. Don't move. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 27 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:53,180 Okay. Just do it. Okay. 28 00:01:54,340 --> 00:01:55,340 Stay here. 29 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:56,458 All right? 30 00:01:56,460 --> 00:01:57,480 Get as much as you can. 31 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,580 How's your mother? She all right? My mother's good. She's still a midget? 32 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,460 Yeah, she's still a midget. Guess what? 33 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,420 She's going to stay a fucking midget. 34 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:14,520 There's kids. There's kids. 35 00:02:14,820 --> 00:02:15,820 Be careful. 36 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,660 Excuse me. 37 00:02:18,140 --> 00:02:19,820 She's a good woman. We had a little side business. 38 00:02:20,020 --> 00:02:21,020 Hold on. Hold on. 39 00:02:21,860 --> 00:02:23,640 Just cut right to the fucking chase. 40 00:02:23,980 --> 00:02:25,200 Okay? I'm trying to eat. 41 00:02:25,620 --> 00:02:28,560 You wanted to say hi. I was in the neighborhood. I knew you'd be here. 42 00:02:29,220 --> 00:02:32,340 How much money do you want from me? 43 00:02:33,140 --> 00:02:34,480 What's the number, you know? How much? 44 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:36,640 You want me to just throw a number out there? 45 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:39,460 So you're asking me to just throw a number out? 46 00:02:41,140 --> 00:02:44,140 Well... I'm just 100 grand. 47 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,080 Excuse me. 48 00:02:46,220 --> 00:02:47,980 You said $100 ,000. 49 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:49,300 Is that what you just said? 50 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:52,200 You said throw a number. I know I said to throw a number, and you threw the 51 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:56,260 fucking number. I just threw a number out. What the fuck's the matter with 52 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,940 How the fuck does your mind work anymore? I need to be tightened up. It's 53 00:02:59,940 --> 00:03:01,380 rough, you know... $100 ,000? 54 00:03:01,660 --> 00:03:04,710 You're a... Fucking crazy. Well, that would help me get me on my feet. I 55 00:03:04,710 --> 00:03:05,830 you were asking for like a hundred bucks. 56 00:03:06,210 --> 00:03:09,230 I got in trouble with that. Yeah, but I was just throwing a number out, just a 57 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:12,710 ballpark figure to start. When do you need to know the answer? When would you 58 00:03:12,710 --> 00:03:13,710 like to hear the answer? 59 00:03:14,310 --> 00:03:15,930 Now? Here's my answer, David. 60 00:03:16,270 --> 00:03:19,750 Go fuck yourself in your fucking ass. 61 00:03:21,750 --> 00:03:22,750 That's a no. 62 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:26,430 You're like, you know, we were close. You were like my father. Think for 63 00:03:26,430 --> 00:03:27,930 yourself. Think for yourself. 64 00:03:28,510 --> 00:03:30,810 How many fucking times have I told you? No, I know you're not. 65 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:32,620 My real father. I'm not your father. 66 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:36,100 I'm not married to your midget fucking mother. 67 00:03:36,660 --> 00:03:37,700 Okay? For starters. 68 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:38,920 But let me ask you this then. 69 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:42,800 Forget the money. Maybe a couple bucks before I go. Do you still hang around 70 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:45,480 with that fucking scumbag that used to hang around that show with you? That 71 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,100 fucking Parker asshole? No, no, no. 72 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:51,160 Huh? Because you know how I look at this now? I think you owe me the fucking 15 73 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:54,900 he took out of my fucking wallet that time. Don't think I forgot that. If I 74 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:57,080 run into that little prick, he's going to catch a beating from me. 75 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:58,418 All right. You understand? 76 00:03:58,420 --> 00:04:03,460 That scumbag little fuck took my fucking money. I agree. It's not the 15. 77 00:04:04,140 --> 00:04:06,160 That's beside the fucking point. It's the idea. 78 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:09,680 Look, I know. He's an asshole. And I'm trying to clear that up. 79 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,800 Hey, what's up, Ed? Hello, Ed. 80 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:14,240 Hey, Ed. 81 00:04:14,740 --> 00:04:15,739 Hey, Ed. 82 00:04:15,740 --> 00:04:18,180 Long time no see. He just had to drive me down here. 83 00:04:18,820 --> 00:04:19,820 Hey, 84 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:21,100 man. What's up? 85 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:24,280 Mmm. 86 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:27,350 This is good, though. 87 00:04:29,630 --> 00:04:30,930 What's up? Take care of yourself. 88 00:04:31,210 --> 00:04:32,210 You know I love you. 89 00:04:32,250 --> 00:04:35,770 I love you, too. It's a bad day for me today, that's all. I was in a bad mood. 90 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:36,709 Thanks a lot. 91 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:37,850 Okay? You like it? 92 00:04:38,710 --> 00:04:39,710 Beautiful, huh? 93 00:04:40,370 --> 00:04:41,370 Touch my dick. 7001

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