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[intro music]
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[imitates train] Tickets this way
for the Chatsworth Express!
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Come and watch pikeys
making a mess of the lives
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they were given by him upstairs.
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And kids they're convinced
aren't actually theirs.
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[shouts] Stay away!
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What sounds on earth could ever replace
kids needing money or wives in your face?
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Cos this, people reckon, and me included,
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is why pubs and drugs
were kindly invented,
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to calm us all down
and stop us going mental.
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These are Chatsworth Estate's
basic essentials.
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We are worth every penny
for grinding your axes.
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You shit on our heads,
but you pay the taxes.
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[all laughing]
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Imagine a Britain
without Chatsworth buccaneers
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who'd come on your face
for the price of a beer.
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Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now!
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Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now!
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[laughing]
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Scatter!
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Party!
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♪ Happy birthday, happy birthday ♪
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♪ Happy birthday, happy birthday ♪
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Do some damage, Lillian.
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[Joe] When you're a kid,
a birthday is a day of sweets,
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fizzy drinks and throwing up.
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When you're older, it's a night of drugs,
alcohol and throwing up.
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I don't mind the celebrating,
it's everything else that I don't get.
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The sinister shit.
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People hiding in the dark,
surprising you with a cake on fire
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and singing that fucking horrible song.
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That first note, like a dirge.
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And all that makes you think:
this isn't a song about life,
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this is a song about fucking death.
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[chanting] Drink! Drink! Drink!
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[Joe] Which, I suppose, it kind of is.
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Another year,
another step nearer the grave.
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Another year where nothing's happened,
where nothing's changed.
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Happy fucking birthday.
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[all cheering]
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[woman] Joe Pritchard, I need a word.
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-[everybody] Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah!
-[laughing]
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-Oh, yeah?
-In private.
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He's been a very naughty boy, officer.
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-[everybody] Ooh!
-He's gotta go down!
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Hey, listen, ladies, when I do go down,
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I go down for a very... long... time!
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[all booing]
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And you are gonna have
to throw the book at me for this!
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[everybody cheers]
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Come on, then, get on with it.
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[singing] ♪ Get your tits out
Get your tits out for the lads! ♪
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Mr Pritchard, I'm sorry to say
that your father's been involved
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in a serious accident.
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He died earlier this evening.
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[background drowns out]
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[policewoman] I'm sorry.
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[dramatic music]
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[Joe] Don't put stuff off till tomorrow
because tomorrow might never come.
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Take the pill.
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Neck the drink.
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And fuck the married woman.
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Karen.
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Hiya.
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Sorry to hear about your dad.
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What's this?
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It's our new house. You, me, our baby.
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[indistinct chatter, laughter]
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You're not thinking
of playing today, are ya?
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[Joe] It'll do me good.
Keep my mind occupied, you know?
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All right.
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I'll, uh, I'll be outside.
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Gonna get battered again, aren't we?
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You lot have given up
before we've even kicked off.
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Halves, boys.
Just like the pre-match rules say.
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-Thank you.
-Fuck off.
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Mimi's not coming today,
so she's asked yours truly to escort ya.
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Just to make sure
you're all sober for kick-off.
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[Bruce] You only get tea at half-time
and nobody gets done for assault.
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-Wouldn't give me the ball back.
-It's called an 'at-trick.
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-And?
-Fuck.
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So, don't worry,
I'm not here to interfere with ya.
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-Unless you want me to, of course.
-[all booing]
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-Poof!
-[Micky] Shut it, fagasaurus!
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-Why not?
-My home. My husband.
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-My baby.
-Our baby.
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-You don't know that.
-And neither do you.
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Come with me for one night. Let me show
you what it could be like, us together.
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I can't just leave here for a night.
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[Karen] I'm not gonna leave Jamie
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and I'm not gonna walk away
from everything.
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[door slams shut]
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-D'you want a half?
-Oh, no thanks, I'm not stoppin'.
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Ian's got his football,
it's about time I had something.
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[Libby] Keep practicing circles.
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Picasso could paint a perfect circle.
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[sighs] Hmm.
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All right, boys, tea's on the way.
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[Bruce] Some painkillers for your back.
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Must be hurting,
amount of times you've had
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-to pick the ball out the back of the net.
-Yeah, cos this lot
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-are running round like headless chickens!
-Fuck off!
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[Bruce] Save a shot
every now and again!
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-He's like a dog on wet lino!
-[everybody talks]
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-You can't blame it all on Micky.
-What do you know about it?
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They're dictating all the play.
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[Bruce] You're giving them too much space.
They're pulling you apart on the wings.
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Drawing you out wide
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and then pummelling you
straight down the middle.
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But like you say, Chesney,
what would I know about it?
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Now, being a poof an' all?
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And, just for the record,
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there's more gays than Asians
in the Premiership.
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[Bruce] In fact, there's probably
more gays than Asians at United,
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which is why they're so successful.
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Are you saying they're successful because
they've not got Asians playing for 'em?
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-Fucking racist!
-Whoa! Leave it, Chesney! Leave it!
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-Chesney!
-[Chesney] Let go of me!
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[Ian] What are you doing, dickhead?
Calm down!
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[Micky] Deep breaths.
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Look, hands up if you want Bruce
to manage us second half.
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Full house. Kings and queens.
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-[glass shatters]
-[Mimi sighs]
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-You all right, Mimi?
-[Mimi] I'm not feeling meself.
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Is that all?
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Breathlessness, mood swings, tiredness.
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Me skin's crawling with spiders.
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An overly dry vagina.
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But I don't like to complain.
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-Yeah
-I'm probably dying.
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[Lillian] You're on the change.
Has your periods dried up yet?
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There you go, menopause.
You're just like me now.
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[Lillian] Keep an eye out
for a watery discharge.
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Your vagina walls might be atrophying.
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-[lads cheering]
-[Jamie] Eight - five!
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Chatsworth Estate's barmy army!
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[indistinct chatter]
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Your brother... mwah...
is a managerial genius.
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-Manager?
-I am a genius,
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but it wasn't just me or him,
was the whole team.
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-Drinks all round!
-Fuck off.
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You were missed, you know.
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[tuts] Oh, thanks.
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I couldn't have gone, not with my gut.
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I think it was that dodgy Chinese
I had last night.
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What was his name?
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I shagged a Chinese guy once
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and ten minutes later
I was horny all over again.
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That's racist.
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It's a joke, homophobe.
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Shame there's no more games, innit?
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-Maybe there could be.
-Why, what do you get out of it?
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Kudos, public adoration, respect.
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And permission to gaze at all the fit,
sweaty men running round in shorts?
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[everybody laughs]
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[upbeat music]
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["Sugar Spun Sister (Song For My)"
by The Stone Roses playing]
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♪ Her hair ♪
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♪ Soft drifted snow ♪
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♪ Death white ♪
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♪ I'd like to know ♪
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♪ Why she hates ♪
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♪ All that she does ♪
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♪ But she gives it all... ♪
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[buzzer]
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♪ Until the sky turns green ♪
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♪ The grass is several shades of blue ♪
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♪ Every member of parliament
trips on glue... ♪
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-Dark, innit?
-I asked you to come for a night.
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♪ Until the sky turns green ♪
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♪ And the grass
is several shades of blue ♪
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♪ Every member of parliament
trips on glue ♪
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♪ It takes all these ♪
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♪ And all that time ♪
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[song fades out]
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-[knock at door]
-[Maxine] Just a minute.
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Oh, I'm, uh, terribly sorry. I...
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[man] I just wanted to see
if everything's okay.
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-Our last life model--
-Mr Arlington!
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Maxine Donnelly.
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You haven't changed one bit!
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Uh, you have.
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[Bruce] Better be on form today, lads.
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I pulled a lot of strings
to get us in this tournament
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and laid out entrance
and registration fees.
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Wouldn't have done it
if I didn't think we could win.
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-Yeah!
-Come on, boys.
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-So, get out there and fucking have it.
-Come on, boys, let's do this!
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[Bruce] C'mon, boys, let's do this!
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[commentator]
And in the final game of round one,
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it's Churchill's Cocks
versus newcomers, the Knob Jockeys.
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[cheering, whistling]
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["Y.M.C.A." by Village People playing]
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[singing] ♪ Y.M.C.A. ♪
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♪ It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. ♪
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♪ They've got everything
For young men to enjoy ♪
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I've got the feeling
we're not in Kansas anymore.
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♪ It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. ♪
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-Everyone'll think I'm gay.
-What's wrong with that?
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-Women love the gays, don't they?
-The gays?
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[Carl laughs] Mate, they go mad for it.
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Wanna turn you straight and all that.
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Yes, Ches, it's a gay tournament,
but first prize is a grand.
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That'd cover fees for next year
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and leave us with enough
for a big fuck-off party.
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-[Ian whistles]
-[Bruce] What do you reckon?
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Go gay for pay?
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Hands up, those who think we should
get the fuck out of 'ere and go home,
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right now.
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-Ah, fuck it, I don't mind.
-Me neither.
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I just wanna kick around
and we might win something.
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Are you being serious? Carl?
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-[all cheering] Yeah!
-Come on, boys!
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Bit of a romantic on the quiet, aren't ya?
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Couldn't get a log fire sorted,
though, could ya?
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[both chuckle]
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[Karen] You smooth bastard.
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[Karen laughs]
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-It could be like this all the time.
-But this isn't real life.
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-And what if I got ill?
-I'd look after ya.
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-It's not like a cold or flu.
-I know.
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[Connor gurgles]
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I know it might not be easy,
and I know we'll have shit to deal with,
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but I have thought about it.
I've thought about nothing else.
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I'll do anything.
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I want you.
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-[Connor niggling]
-And you!
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Ian!
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[crowd cheering]
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[Shane] Bags of space, Carl!
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-Yes!
-[all cheering]
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-[player] Lovely strike, sweetie.
-[Carl] Easy.
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[player 2] Powerful shot you got!
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[on speaker]
Six to the fabulous Knob Jockeys!
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[quiet jazzy music]
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O-Observe the lines of the body.
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And see how they, they flow
into each other to form relationships.
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[artist] Ah, okay.
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And, uh, uh, pay particular attention
to the places where the lines form space,
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areas we can't see,
where innocent lines cross and...
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00:13:55,541 --> 00:14:00,141
And create space, shade, forbidden areas.
242
00:14:01,901 --> 00:14:03,261
[Marc stammers, clears throat]
243
00:14:05,701 --> 00:14:07,301
-[knock at door]
-Just a minute.
244
00:14:08,421 --> 00:14:09,980
That's a really bad habit you've got.
245
00:14:12,301 --> 00:14:14,980
Should it not be knock,
wait, then come in?
246
00:14:15,740 --> 00:14:18,141
I probably said the same thing to you
back at school.
247
00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:19,941
[chuckles] A couple of times, yeah.
248
00:14:20,821 --> 00:14:24,781
-Uh, sorry it's not very much.
-Oh, ta.
249
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:27,901
Wasn't really doing it for the money,
to be honest.
250
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:30,860
Uh, doing it for the love?
251
00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:32,381
Kinda.
252
00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:35,100
I wanted to do some art...
253
00:14:35,701 --> 00:14:37,061
But I'm shit.
254
00:14:37,141 --> 00:14:39,661
-[Karen] This is the nearest thing to it.
-You're not shit.
255
00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:42,941
You made some great sculptures
for me back in my class.
256
00:14:43,781 --> 00:14:45,901
I suppose I was always
quite good with me hands.
257
00:14:45,980 --> 00:14:47,460
[chuckles]
258
00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:50,340
-Not like that, Mr Arlington!
-Marc.
259
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,740
We're both adults now.
260
00:14:58,460 --> 00:14:59,541
Can I give you a lift home?
261
00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:05,541
One team of poofs
stands between us and 1,000 quid.
262
00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:10,261
[Bruce] So, listen, you are giants,
you are City, Barcelona, Brazil.
263
00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:11,980
You are kings.
264
00:15:12,061 --> 00:15:13,980
So, get out there and murder 'em.
265
00:15:14,061 --> 00:15:18,661
-Come on, boys.
-[Micky] Yes! Keep it nice and tight.
266
00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:20,100
[cheering]
267
00:15:20,181 --> 00:15:24,100
[compere] We welcome into the arena
our reigning champions,
268
00:15:24,181 --> 00:15:28,460
I'm sure you'll give it up
for the mighty Sparta Velvet!
269
00:15:30,061 --> 00:15:30,901
Fuck.
270
00:15:30,980 --> 00:15:33,460
[cheering]
271
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:37,181
["Gonna Fly Now (Theme From "Rocky")
by Bill Conti playing]
272
00:15:40,301 --> 00:15:44,181
♪ Trying hard now... ♪
273
00:15:44,261 --> 00:15:46,740
-[whistle blows]
-[cheering]
274
00:15:52,141 --> 00:15:55,941
[cheering]
275
00:15:56,021 --> 00:16:00,220
["I Am What I Am (2014 Club Version)"
by Gloria Gaynor playing]
276
00:16:00,301 --> 00:16:02,541
-What the fuck are you doing?
-Shit.
277
00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:03,781
[Jamie] You're shit!
278
00:16:04,901 --> 00:16:05,901
He sounds nice.
279
00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:07,500
Nice, yeah, he is.
280
00:16:09,901 --> 00:16:13,701
So, um, what about you, anyway?
Still married to Mrs Arlington?
281
00:16:13,781 --> 00:16:15,661
Um, divorced.
282
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:17,181
A... A couple of years back.
283
00:16:18,860 --> 00:16:20,021
-Are you okay?
-[Marc] Yes.
284
00:16:20,661 --> 00:16:21,980
It was all my fault, really.
285
00:16:22,661 --> 00:16:23,620
[Marc tuts] Hmm.
286
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:28,460
I had an affair.
287
00:16:29,061 --> 00:16:30,980
-[Marc] Uh, you must have heard.
-No.
288
00:16:33,301 --> 00:16:36,141
[sighs heavily] Susannah Royal,
289
00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:38,261
a couple of years behind you.
290
00:16:39,340 --> 00:16:41,701
-You shagged a pupil?
-She was 16.
291
00:16:42,781 --> 00:16:44,181
You never tried to shag me!
292
00:16:47,661 --> 00:16:48,740
[stammers] Another?
293
00:16:48,821 --> 00:16:50,980
I best not. I should get off.
294
00:16:51,061 --> 00:16:52,661
I mean... I should go.
295
00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:55,220
-I'll give you a lift.
-Honest, only round the corner,
296
00:16:55,301 --> 00:16:56,541
-it's fine.
-I insist.
297
00:16:57,261 --> 00:16:59,620
-[cheering, exclaiming]
-[Ian cries out]
298
00:16:59,701 --> 00:17:01,901
[Jamie]
You're a bunch of fucking pricks, hey?
299
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,981
[whistle blows]
300
00:17:05,061 --> 00:17:05,940
Fucking...
301
00:17:07,021 --> 00:17:11,221
[magical-like music]
302
00:17:22,261 --> 00:17:23,741
-Ian?
-[Ian grunts]
303
00:17:24,340 --> 00:17:25,701
I think I've pulled something.
304
00:17:26,660 --> 00:17:27,981
Something or someone?
305
00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:30,781
Corny.
306
00:17:31,621 --> 00:17:32,821
-That's me.
-[Ian chuckles]
307
00:17:34,141 --> 00:17:36,180
-Thanks, man.
-[Ste] You're welcome.
308
00:17:36,261 --> 00:17:38,660
[magical-like music continues]
309
00:17:43,141 --> 00:17:44,621
-You're on. It's five all...
-What?
310
00:17:44,701 --> 00:17:46,301
...we're a man down
and there's a minute left.
311
00:17:46,381 --> 00:17:48,180
You'd be letting your mates down,
your team.
312
00:17:48,261 --> 00:17:50,981
-[whistle blows]
-[indistinct chatter, cheering]
313
00:17:51,061 --> 00:17:52,461
Ref! Spitting!
314
00:17:53,141 --> 00:17:56,381
-For fuck's sake, Chesney, you have to.
-I don't have to do anything.
315
00:17:57,341 --> 00:17:59,180
You're right, Ches, you don't have to.
316
00:17:59,261 --> 00:18:02,461
[Ian] It's your choice, and whatever
you decide to do is fine by me.
317
00:18:05,381 --> 00:18:06,541
Reverse psychology?
318
00:18:07,621 --> 00:18:08,621
We'll see.
319
00:18:08,701 --> 00:18:10,341
[whistle blows]
320
00:18:12,141 --> 00:18:14,621
[slow tense music]
321
00:18:38,741 --> 00:18:41,381
-[Mickey cries out]
-[crowd gasps]
322
00:18:41,461 --> 00:18:42,461
[Ian gasps]
323
00:18:46,061 --> 00:18:47,381
Come on, Ches!
324
00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:51,341
["Gonna Fly Now (Theme From "Rocky")
by Bill Conti]
325
00:18:58,061 --> 00:19:01,741
♪ Gettin' strong now... ♪
326
00:19:01,821 --> 00:19:03,301
Come on, Ches!
327
00:19:03,381 --> 00:19:08,021
♪ Gettin' strong now ♪
328
00:19:08,101 --> 00:19:12,021
♪ Gettin' strong now... ♪
329
00:19:16,061 --> 00:19:18,381
Come on, Ches!
330
00:19:32,021 --> 00:19:34,301
[all cheering]
331
00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:41,341
[Bruce] Fucking have it!
332
00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:45,261
[compere] We have our new champions,
all the way from Chatsworth.
333
00:19:45,341 --> 00:19:48,221
The Knob Jockeys!
334
00:19:49,781 --> 00:19:52,781
-[singing] ♪ Who are ya? ♪
-Yeah, that's it, yeah.
335
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:55,741
No, whoa, whoa, whoa.
336
00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:57,940
Oh, yeah, that's it.
337
00:19:58,021 --> 00:20:01,141
-[indistinct chatter, laughter]
-[magical-like music]
338
00:20:09,621 --> 00:20:11,101
[Maxine] Private art teacher?
339
00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:13,461
You're not allowed
in schools anymore, then?
340
00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:14,381
No.
341
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,021
Oh, of course not.
342
00:20:17,101 --> 00:20:18,461
[chuckles]
343
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,420
Well, thanks for the lift.
344
00:20:20,501 --> 00:20:21,420
Again.
345
00:20:24,581 --> 00:20:27,180
Oh, uh, perhaps you don't remember.
346
00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:32,301
I picked you up once
from a bus stop, in the rain.
347
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:53,581
I, uh, um...
348
00:20:54,341 --> 00:20:55,621
-What? What?
-[Marc] No.
349
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:57,621
-I shouldn't.
-What?
350
00:21:00,861 --> 00:21:02,821
I wanted to kiss you that day.
351
00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:05,221
-[Maxine laughing]
-[Marc chuckles]
352
00:21:06,981 --> 00:21:09,741
I wanted to grab hold of you and kiss you.
353
00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:13,141
And...
354
00:21:15,461 --> 00:21:16,981
And fuck you senseless.
355
00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:23,581
Sorry, I've got to go.
356
00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:26,900
[car engine starting]
357
00:21:30,821 --> 00:21:31,900
[sighs]
358
00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:50,621
[door opens]
359
00:21:52,221 --> 00:21:54,501
-We won.
-Brilliant.
360
00:21:55,501 --> 00:21:56,940
How'd you get on?
361
00:21:58,301 --> 00:22:00,301
With Joe?
362
00:22:00,381 --> 00:22:03,781
You said you were gonna pop in
and give him a hand with the funeral.
363
00:22:03,861 --> 00:22:05,981
Oh, yeah, uh, I saw him.
364
00:22:06,061 --> 00:22:09,460
Uh, his dad ain't got a lot of mates,
so, um, won't be a big do.
365
00:22:13,021 --> 00:22:17,221
I'm just having a shower.
I feel a bit dirty. It's been a long day.
366
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,821
You feel a bit dirty, do ya?
367
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:23,821
Well, so... do I.
368
00:22:29,261 --> 00:22:30,861
What's up?
369
00:22:30,940 --> 00:22:33,781
-I need a shower.
-Oh, don't worry about that.
370
00:22:38,301 --> 00:22:40,101
No! No.
371
00:22:40,180 --> 00:22:42,301
-[both breathe heavily]
-Karen?
372
00:22:42,381 --> 00:22:44,221
-We...
-What?
373
00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:48,221
We need to talk.
374
00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:54,660
-Shall we get dressed, then we can talk?
-Get dressed?
375
00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:57,101
-If we get dressed, we can talk...
-What's it, Karen? What's going on?
376
00:22:57,180 --> 00:22:58,821
-Just give me a minute.
-What the fuck is going on?
377
00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:00,141
-Give me a fucking minute!
-Tell me!
378
00:23:00,221 --> 00:23:01,301
I'm seeing...
379
00:23:05,141 --> 00:23:07,341
I've been seeing someone else.
380
00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:11,581
[dramatic music]
381
00:23:24,061 --> 00:23:26,261
[Jamie] How have we got here, hey?
382
00:23:26,341 --> 00:23:30,940
I mean, we had so much, the two of us.
383
00:23:31,021 --> 00:23:33,460
I felt like I could do anything,
you know...
384
00:23:33,541 --> 00:23:35,781
With you.
385
00:23:35,861 --> 00:23:36,900
Together.
386
00:23:38,141 --> 00:23:40,981
-I'm sorry.
-No.
387
00:23:41,061 --> 00:23:42,541
No, I'm sorry.
388
00:23:44,741 --> 00:23:48,900
It's not all your fault, is it?
It's both of us.
389
00:23:48,981 --> 00:23:51,341
I've not looked after ya.
390
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:55,301
Fuck's sake!
391
00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:58,741
[breathes heavily]
392
00:23:58,821 --> 00:24:02,861
You are my fucking life.
393
00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:08,581
You're my fucking life, Karen.
You and Connor and...
394
00:24:08,660 --> 00:24:10,700
-I'm just gonna go to my mum's.
-Look...
395
00:24:12,581 --> 00:24:15,141
I've not exactly been faithful myself.
396
00:24:18,781 --> 00:24:23,101
Oh, come on, let's do something together.
Let's go pictures. [cries out]
397
00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:25,180
[kisses] I'll see ya later.
398
00:24:25,261 --> 00:24:27,341
-[Maxine cries out]
-[Ian laughs]
399
00:24:28,581 --> 00:24:30,381
-[Maxine cries out]
-[Ian sighs loudly]
400
00:24:30,460 --> 00:24:32,621
[Bruce] Oh, put him down.
You don't know where he's been.
401
00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:35,741
Come on, Canal Street is calling.
402
00:24:35,821 --> 00:24:37,261
Canal Street?
403
00:24:37,341 --> 00:24:38,581
[Ian sighs]
404
00:24:41,541 --> 00:24:45,141
It's a gay presentation
for a gay football tournament
405
00:24:45,221 --> 00:24:46,700
in a gay bar.
406
00:24:46,781 --> 00:24:50,261
Hardly gonna be Wetherspoons
on Deansgate now, is it?
407
00:24:50,341 --> 00:24:52,381
Oh, God. Yes, Max,
408
00:24:52,460 --> 00:24:55,261
I'll keep my beady little eye
on the raging heterosexual.
409
00:24:55,341 --> 00:24:56,541
Fuck off.
410
00:24:57,821 --> 00:24:59,261
Come 'ere.
411
00:25:03,341 --> 00:25:05,021
[Ian sighs] C'mon.
412
00:25:05,101 --> 00:25:08,261
Poor Cinderella
left all alone with the housework
413
00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:11,180
while the beautiful boys go to the ball.
414
00:25:14,741 --> 00:25:15,781
[door slams shut]
415
00:25:26,741 --> 00:25:28,581
[Jamie] You forgot to take it yesterday.
416
00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:30,781
-How about the day before?
-I don't know.
417
00:25:42,021 --> 00:25:43,220
It was months ago.
418
00:25:45,741 --> 00:25:46,581
Months?
419
00:25:48,541 --> 00:25:51,621
Went out with the boys.
I met her in a club.
420
00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:55,940
One thing led to another
and we slept together.
421
00:25:58,781 --> 00:26:00,940
So sorry, Karen. I didn't mean...
422
00:26:02,821 --> 00:26:05,861
I was angry, and I was pissed and...
423
00:26:07,861 --> 00:26:09,541
[Jamie] I started to do it for the money.
424
00:26:10,781 --> 00:26:13,220
-[Jamie] I mean, we were skint cos--
-What, because of me?
425
00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:17,021
So, it's my fault
that you fucked other people?
426
00:26:17,101 --> 00:26:18,261
You fucked other people.
427
00:26:18,341 --> 00:26:20,021
One person.
428
00:26:20,101 --> 00:26:22,341
One. There's a big fucking difference.
429
00:26:22,420 --> 00:26:25,021
I shagged anonymous women
who I didn't care about.
430
00:26:25,101 --> 00:26:26,021
And you...
431
00:26:26,781 --> 00:26:29,141
You went back to the same fucking bloke!
432
00:26:33,301 --> 00:26:34,420
Who is he, Karen?
433
00:26:36,301 --> 00:26:38,341
Who... have you... been fucking?
434
00:26:41,301 --> 00:26:43,781
-Who have you been fucking?
-It's none of your business.
435
00:26:43,861 --> 00:26:45,261
Course it's my business!
436
00:26:46,501 --> 00:26:47,700
It's got nothing to do...
437
00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:49,821
With nothing.
438
00:26:57,061 --> 00:27:01,741
-It's got nothing... to do...
-[dog growls]
439
00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:02,700
With nothing!
440
00:27:05,981 --> 00:27:06,981
It's nothing.
441
00:27:07,981 --> 00:27:10,341
[Karen sobbing] It's... It's nothing.
442
00:27:14,940 --> 00:27:16,301
Couldn't they have
posted the cheque or summat?
443
00:27:16,381 --> 00:27:19,341
Come on, Ches, you're the hero.
Enjoy yourself.
444
00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:22,420
[barman] Coming through!
445
00:27:23,460 --> 00:27:25,341
Here you are, love, get that down you.
446
00:27:26,141 --> 00:27:26,981
Gorgeous.
447
00:27:27,061 --> 00:27:29,220
[disco music playing]
448
00:27:30,101 --> 00:27:32,220
You're not gonna meet the girl
of your dreams in here, granted.
449
00:27:32,301 --> 00:27:33,660
Nobody will think you're gay.
450
00:27:33,741 --> 00:27:37,061
No one back in Chatsworth
will even know you're here, so loosen up.
451
00:27:37,141 --> 00:27:38,821
Might just have a good time.
452
00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:41,541
You ready, boys? Ian? Carl?
453
00:27:41,621 --> 00:27:44,220
Remember... act gay.
454
00:27:45,700 --> 00:27:47,301
Not that fucking gay!
455
00:27:47,381 --> 00:27:49,781
Nice in here, innit?
Everyone's dead friendly.
456
00:27:54,501 --> 00:27:57,220
-When's the presentation 'n that?
-Soon as the papers arrive.
457
00:27:57,301 --> 00:27:58,781
-Papers?
-[cameras click]
458
00:27:58,861 --> 00:28:01,180
Pink News, Gay News usually,
459
00:28:01,261 --> 00:28:04,021
but they've had
loads more interest this year.
460
00:28:04,101 --> 00:28:06,741
[Bruce] Manchester Evening News.
A couple of nationals.
461
00:28:06,821 --> 00:28:10,501
-There might even be a TV crew.
-TV transvestite, or TV television?
462
00:28:12,621 --> 00:28:13,900
We're gonna be famous.
463
00:28:15,341 --> 00:28:19,341
[dramatic music]
464
00:28:23,420 --> 00:28:24,261
[Maxine] Hiya.
465
00:28:26,781 --> 00:28:29,021
Um, the film doesn't start till two.
466
00:28:32,501 --> 00:28:34,460
Time for a cheeky glass before we go?
467
00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:36,741
Um...
468
00:28:40,061 --> 00:28:41,460
[Maxine] Cheers.
469
00:28:41,541 --> 00:28:42,501
[giggles]
470
00:28:46,581 --> 00:28:49,220
[giggles, gasps]
471
00:28:49,301 --> 00:28:50,621
[laughs]
472
00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:52,101
Eggnog!
473
00:28:53,180 --> 00:28:55,101
[fast paced upbeat music]
474
00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:04,021
[giggles]
475
00:29:08,141 --> 00:29:10,501
-[cameras click]
-[indistinct chatter]
476
00:29:10,581 --> 00:29:13,581
-[upbeat pop music playing]
-[cameras click]
477
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:16,741
Ches!
478
00:29:17,581 --> 00:29:20,781
[disco music playing]
479
00:29:27,700 --> 00:29:29,781
[Bruce]
I'd just like to say a few thank you's.
480
00:29:29,861 --> 00:29:33,660
First of all, to all the other teams
who battled it out in the tournament.
481
00:29:33,741 --> 00:29:36,460
-Losers!
-[punters cheering, whistling]
482
00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:40,220
Thanks to the organisers
and everybody here at Bar Whatever.
483
00:29:40,301 --> 00:29:42,141
[cheering]
484
00:29:42,220 --> 00:29:44,381
[Bruce] Let's hear it for the winners.
485
00:29:44,460 --> 00:29:48,021
The team from Chatsworth Estate's
one and only gay pub,
486
00:29:48,781 --> 00:29:50,180
it's the Knob Jockeys!
487
00:29:50,261 --> 00:29:53,021
[cheering, whistling]
488
00:29:53,940 --> 00:29:56,940
-A grand's worth of hotel vouchers?
-I swear, didn't know till yesterday.
489
00:29:57,021 --> 00:29:59,980
Why would I wanna go
to the Gayzone hotel in Barcelona?
490
00:30:00,061 --> 00:30:01,460
-Why wouldn't ya?
-Fucking queer!
491
00:30:01,541 --> 00:30:03,220
-What is your problem?
-Him.
492
00:30:03,940 --> 00:30:07,061
He had us mincing about in there
and it makes me fucking sick.
493
00:30:07,700 --> 00:30:10,101
-You're bang out of order.
-You can fuck off, too!
494
00:30:10,180 --> 00:30:11,261
Another lying faggot.
495
00:30:13,581 --> 00:30:15,220
Yeah, you heard right.
496
00:30:15,301 --> 00:30:17,301
Ian Gallagher's a fucking bender.
497
00:30:19,301 --> 00:30:20,861
-They know.
-I don't.
498
00:30:20,940 --> 00:30:23,261
-Maxine's a bloke?
-I know what you're about.
499
00:30:26,341 --> 00:30:27,180
You two.
500
00:30:28,021 --> 00:30:29,021
That lot in there.
501
00:30:29,821 --> 00:30:32,501
I know what you're doing
when you're putting your hands on my back.
502
00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:34,460
You like the straight blokes, don't ya?
503
00:30:37,980 --> 00:30:39,581
Is that what you did with my dad?
504
00:30:40,660 --> 00:30:42,900
Touched him up,
so you could suck his dick?
505
00:30:42,980 --> 00:30:44,021
Is it?
506
00:30:44,101 --> 00:30:45,420
You touched him up,
so you could suck him off?
507
00:30:45,501 --> 00:30:47,821
Yeah, yeah, I sucked your dad's cock.
508
00:30:47,900 --> 00:30:50,061
He sucked my cock.
He couldn't get enough of it.
509
00:30:50,141 --> 00:30:51,581
You fucking...
510
00:30:51,660 --> 00:30:54,220
But the thing you need to know
about your dad, Ches,
511
00:30:54,301 --> 00:30:56,301
is that it weren't me. It were him.
512
00:30:57,621 --> 00:30:58,940
-He came on to me.
-Fuck off!
513
00:30:59,021 --> 00:31:01,420
Believe what you want. Doesn't bother me.
514
00:31:03,420 --> 00:31:04,861
But you need to know the truth.
515
00:31:06,180 --> 00:31:08,341
[Carl] Right, I reckon
it's time we were going. Now.
516
00:31:08,420 --> 00:31:09,460
[Carl] Oi!
517
00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:12,900
I've got reason to believe
that you're not an all-gay team.
518
00:31:12,980 --> 00:31:14,741
[Micky] Who are you, the bandit police?
519
00:31:15,341 --> 00:31:16,501
[lad] Yeah, actually.
520
00:31:17,621 --> 00:31:20,021
This was an exclusive
for gay football tournament.
521
00:31:20,101 --> 00:31:22,301
All right. All right, we know.
522
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:24,460
Some of us are gay,
some of us aren't. 'Ere.
523
00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:29,501
Come on, let's bounce.
524
00:31:33,301 --> 00:31:34,861
You can stay for a bit, can't ya?
525
00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:36,261
[magic-like music]
526
00:31:41,420 --> 00:31:42,621
Canal Street?
527
00:31:45,220 --> 00:31:46,061
I can't.
528
00:31:47,821 --> 00:31:49,061
I'm with someone.
529
00:31:49,821 --> 00:31:50,900
Fine.
530
00:31:55,021 --> 00:31:55,980
[Chesney] It was him?
531
00:31:58,141 --> 00:31:58,980
It was my dad?
532
00:32:01,261 --> 00:32:02,301
Who came on to you?
533
00:32:04,660 --> 00:32:05,501
C'mon.
534
00:32:05,581 --> 00:32:10,141
[upbeat music]
535
00:32:11,581 --> 00:32:13,341
[laughs]
536
00:32:16,180 --> 00:32:17,541
Let's go pictures!
537
00:32:24,781 --> 00:32:26,021
Shit.
538
00:32:26,621 --> 00:32:28,101
I can't do this.
539
00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:29,101
I'm sorry.
540
00:32:30,381 --> 00:32:31,541
That's mine and Ian's bed.
541
00:32:33,101 --> 00:32:34,341
[sighs]
542
00:32:38,420 --> 00:32:40,220
-Let's do it on the floor, then.
-[sighs]
543
00:32:40,301 --> 00:32:43,061
-Standing up?
-No, I don't want to.
544
00:32:44,180 --> 00:32:46,420
I am so sorry to fuck you about, Marc.
545
00:32:46,501 --> 00:32:48,781
But this would be
the biggest mistake ever.
546
00:32:48,861 --> 00:32:51,581
-And I, I can't do that. Not to Ian.
-[Marc gagging]
547
00:32:53,980 --> 00:32:56,021
-That's a bit much, innit?
-Sorry.
548
00:32:57,101 --> 00:32:58,420
-Marc?
-It's my heart.
549
00:32:58,501 --> 00:33:02,141
-[panting] I can't...
-[Maxine] Marc?
550
00:33:02,220 --> 00:33:07,220
[gurgles] Excited. Stress. [panting]
Oh, fuck! Fucking hell!
551
00:33:08,501 --> 00:33:10,621
-It'll pass... In... [groans]
-Marc!
552
00:33:10,700 --> 00:33:12,460
Oh... fuck!
553
00:33:12,541 --> 00:33:16,581
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Fuck!
554
00:33:16,660 --> 00:33:18,460
[Marc chocking]
555
00:33:18,541 --> 00:33:20,821
Hiya. Ambulance, please.
556
00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:23,061
-Twenty seven, Shipman Street.
-[Marc choking]
557
00:33:23,141 --> 00:33:25,700
-[Maxine] Marc Arlington.
-[mobile phone ringing]
558
00:33:25,781 --> 00:33:27,301
A mild cardial infarction.
559
00:33:28,381 --> 00:33:30,141
Yes, a heart attack.
560
00:33:30,220 --> 00:33:32,821
-A fucking heart attack!
-[mobile continue ringing]
561
00:33:33,660 --> 00:33:35,621
Oh, fucking hell.
562
00:33:36,501 --> 00:33:38,420
No, no, no, not you.
Yes, he's still alive.
563
00:33:38,501 --> 00:33:40,220
Can you just hurry up, please?
564
00:33:40,301 --> 00:33:43,861
[Marc grunting]
565
00:33:43,940 --> 00:33:45,581
Hiya, babes, you all right?
566
00:33:46,220 --> 00:33:48,220
Oh, nothing, you know.
567
00:33:48,301 --> 00:33:52,021
Oh, it's, um, it's just some shit film.
I'll just turn it down.
568
00:33:53,101 --> 00:33:56,141
Yeah, you go for a drink.
Go for a dozen. [chuckles] Yeah.
569
00:33:57,821 --> 00:33:59,700
I'll just see you whenever. All right.
570
00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:02,980
[Marc grunts]
571
00:34:05,581 --> 00:34:07,660
He was my father, but he weren't a dad.
572
00:34:10,820 --> 00:34:12,021
He was never there for me.
573
00:34:13,780 --> 00:34:14,820
He never saw me...
574
00:34:15,660 --> 00:34:16,660
Kick a ball.
575
00:34:16,740 --> 00:34:18,541
Never bought me a pint. Never.
576
00:34:19,461 --> 00:34:20,340
Never.
577
00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:24,660
He fucked off when I was a kid
and I never saw him,
578
00:34:24,740 --> 00:34:27,300
except when I had a bit of cash
and he wanted something.
579
00:34:27,381 --> 00:34:29,180
But, as much as I hated him...
580
00:34:30,941 --> 00:34:33,941
He was me father. Never a dad.
581
00:34:44,021 --> 00:34:46,501
[emotive music]
582
00:34:59,261 --> 00:35:01,021
I'll see you later, Dad.
583
00:35:23,261 --> 00:35:24,300
[Ian] Maxine!
584
00:35:41,661 --> 00:35:44,421
-I think its egg and cress.
-Oh, that will be nice.
585
00:35:44,501 --> 00:35:46,261
-I don't like egg.
-Since when?
586
00:35:46,340 --> 00:35:48,621
-I want a pie.
-I don't think there are any pies.
587
00:35:48,701 --> 00:35:51,701
There must be some dinky beefs.
It's not a buffet without a dinky beef.
588
00:35:51,780 --> 00:35:54,181
[Libby] Oh, look, how about
a lovely chicken drum--
589
00:35:54,261 --> 00:35:56,701
I want a pie.
Ask if they've got any pies, go on.
590
00:35:58,181 --> 00:36:00,421
Excuse me, Joe, but..
591
00:36:00,501 --> 00:36:02,780
Do you have any pies?
592
00:36:04,661 --> 00:36:06,741
-[Patty tuts]
-Sorry.
593
00:36:06,820 --> 00:36:09,780
I'd have thought he'd have laid
on a decent spread for his father.
594
00:36:09,860 --> 00:36:11,340
Did you know him?
595
00:36:12,820 --> 00:36:14,541
Did any of you know him?
596
00:36:14,621 --> 00:36:18,820
Well, you know... not strictly, no.
597
00:36:18,901 --> 00:36:22,261
But, I mean, this is a time
when people come together, innit,
598
00:36:22,340 --> 00:36:24,581
you know, when communities unite.
599
00:36:24,661 --> 00:36:28,621
It's like we're all throwing flowers
at Lady Diana's coffin--
600
00:36:28,701 --> 00:36:30,021
Shut it, Frank.
601
00:36:30,101 --> 00:36:32,021
It's all right for me
to raise a glass though, innit?
602
00:36:32,101 --> 00:36:34,221
Sorry about that,
I was checking in on Karen.
603
00:36:34,300 --> 00:36:37,061
She's a bit all over the place
at the minute.
604
00:36:39,421 --> 00:36:40,860
Strictly between us...
605
00:36:42,101 --> 00:36:44,021
We're going through
a bit of a rough patch.
606
00:36:45,820 --> 00:36:47,581
She's been having an affair.
607
00:36:52,141 --> 00:36:55,300
It's over now.
I think we're gonna make a go of it.
608
00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:56,741
Enough about me, hey?
609
00:36:58,981 --> 00:37:00,780
-Two pints, please, Nic.
-Each.
610
00:37:00,860 --> 00:37:03,421
-That's just for starters.
-Bruce's paying, aren't ya, mate?
611
00:37:03,501 --> 00:37:05,101
Yeah, Bruce's promised a party,
haven't ya?
612
00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:07,340
[Micky] What's that Bruce,
drinks all round?
613
00:37:07,421 --> 00:37:08,581
[Micky laughs]
614
00:37:08,661 --> 00:37:10,501
[Carl] You all right, mate?
615
00:37:10,581 --> 00:37:11,901
I will be.
616
00:37:11,981 --> 00:37:12,901
Listen...
617
00:37:14,421 --> 00:37:16,380
I'll understand if you, uh...
618
00:37:16,461 --> 00:37:17,300
What?
619
00:37:17,380 --> 00:37:19,101
If you thought about giving me a blow job.
620
00:37:19,860 --> 00:37:21,581
I don't ever want you to do it
or anything,
621
00:37:22,380 --> 00:37:24,901
but I'll understand if you've had
a sly wank over the thought of it.
622
00:37:24,981 --> 00:37:26,221
[laughs] Fuck off!
623
00:37:30,421 --> 00:37:33,901
-[emotive music]
-[indistinct chatter]
624
00:37:43,820 --> 00:37:44,701
Another beer, Joe?
625
00:37:48,621 --> 00:37:50,581
Listen, I know how hard it is
to lose someone close,
626
00:37:50,661 --> 00:37:52,101
but it will get easier, I promise.
627
00:37:53,701 --> 00:37:56,340
In the meantime, if you need a chat,
a beer, whatever...
628
00:37:58,061 --> 00:38:01,741
if there's anything either of us can do,
anything at all, just ask.
629
00:38:03,141 --> 00:38:04,101
Anything?
630
00:38:05,061 --> 00:38:05,981
Yeah.
631
00:38:11,021 --> 00:38:11,860
Your wife.
632
00:38:14,461 --> 00:38:15,461
I want your wife...
633
00:38:16,661 --> 00:38:19,421
Who I've been fucking
on and off for nearly a year.
634
00:38:20,221 --> 00:38:22,941
We don't wanna waste any more time
sneaking around your back,
635
00:38:23,541 --> 00:38:25,141
so I'd like her to come with me.
636
00:38:27,541 --> 00:38:29,221
I'd like my son, too.
637
00:38:38,701 --> 00:38:40,221
You'll be wanting your change, then?
638
00:38:46,221 --> 00:38:47,780
I think you'd better get your coat.
639
00:38:48,981 --> 00:38:50,221
[cash register opens]
640
00:39:11,501 --> 00:39:15,101
[tense dramatic music]
641
00:39:24,780 --> 00:39:26,221
[Maxine] Nothing happened, Ian.
642
00:39:27,380 --> 00:39:31,021
I swear it on my life, nothing,
nothing happened.
643
00:39:32,421 --> 00:39:35,501
I thought about it,
and I nearly did, but I didn't.
644
00:39:35,581 --> 00:39:36,780
I couldn't.
645
00:39:37,901 --> 00:39:39,300
[crying] I love you!
646
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,621
[voice breaks] I love you!
647
00:39:52,661 --> 00:39:54,380
[Karen] What the fuck?
648
00:39:54,461 --> 00:39:56,901
What the fuck have you done, Joe?
649
00:40:04,061 --> 00:40:06,221
We. Karen, we.
650
00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:07,741
What the fuck have we done.
651
00:40:07,820 --> 00:40:10,461
-You should have left it to me.
-[Joe] I couldn't wait.
652
00:40:10,541 --> 00:40:13,061
-Life's too short.
-You don't know what he'll do.
653
00:40:13,141 --> 00:40:15,141
-We'll deal with it.
-[Karen] DNA tests.
654
00:40:15,221 --> 00:40:18,021
Psychiatric reports. Court cases.
655
00:40:18,101 --> 00:40:19,661
[Karen] He won't leave us be.
656
00:40:20,661 --> 00:40:22,101
-Let's kill the cunt.
-No.
657
00:40:22,181 --> 00:40:23,501
-Jamie!
-I said no.
658
00:40:24,901 --> 00:40:27,021
This is my shit and I'll fix it.
659
00:40:28,380 --> 00:40:31,101
I don't need help from any of you
unless I ask for it, you got that?
660
00:40:33,021 --> 00:40:35,181
[Karen]
He's a convicted fucking murderer.
661
00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:38,300
[Karen] What's gonna stop him
doing it again?
662
00:40:43,380 --> 00:40:46,581
[Karen] He isn't the sort of bloke
who just walks away from stuff.
663
00:40:47,941 --> 00:40:50,941
[tense dramatic music]
664
00:40:53,300 --> 00:40:56,021
-[glass cracks]
-[squelching]
665
00:41:04,421 --> 00:41:08,101
-[Connor cries]
-[Joe] We could go.
666
00:41:09,181 --> 00:41:11,300
We could get Connor and leave right now.
667
00:41:11,380 --> 00:41:14,780
-[Connor gurgles]
-[Karen] No... it's not safe.
668
00:41:15,541 --> 00:41:16,741
He'll kill us.
669
00:41:17,501 --> 00:41:19,780
[Karen] You... Me...
670
00:41:19,860 --> 00:41:22,340
[Connor cries]
671
00:41:28,501 --> 00:41:32,701
[Karen] This is when he's at his worst,
when you don't know what he's thinking.
672
00:41:32,780 --> 00:41:34,061
What he's planning on doing.
673
00:41:34,701 --> 00:41:35,780
[Karen] And this...
674
00:41:37,061 --> 00:41:38,141
This is when...
675
00:41:39,261 --> 00:41:43,300
He's either gonna... lock the doors...
and go to bed...
676
00:41:47,581 --> 00:41:48,860
or...
677
00:41:50,581 --> 00:41:51,780
[banging at door]
678
00:41:54,820 --> 00:41:56,780
I've double locked the shop, the flat.
679
00:41:56,860 --> 00:41:58,860
There's chains, bolts, CCT...
680
00:42:03,501 --> 00:42:07,741
[dramatic music]
681
00:42:09,300 --> 00:42:10,380
[Karen] What you doing?
682
00:42:11,300 --> 00:42:12,581
You're not going out there.
683
00:42:12,661 --> 00:42:14,581
[Joe] I'm not knackering up
my best clothes.
684
00:42:14,661 --> 00:42:16,421
-This isn't a little kids' fight.
-I'm not hiding away.
685
00:42:16,501 --> 00:42:19,300
[Karen] You're not at school.
He's not just gonna slap you about a bit.
686
00:42:19,380 --> 00:42:21,701
-He's gonna fucking kill ya!
-I'll be ready for him.
687
00:42:21,780 --> 00:42:23,541
[Karen] No! Joe! Joe!
688
00:42:30,501 --> 00:42:31,701
Jamie!
689
00:42:35,941 --> 00:42:37,780
Joe, please don't.
690
00:42:37,860 --> 00:42:39,461
Jamie, I know you're out here.
691
00:42:42,061 --> 00:42:43,541
Come back inside, Joe, please.
692
00:42:43,621 --> 00:42:44,820
[angrily] Jamie!
693
00:42:52,181 --> 00:42:54,380
We're gonna have to sort this out.
694
00:42:56,261 --> 00:42:59,300
-I know that your pride is--
-[Jamie] Fuck off!
695
00:42:59,380 --> 00:43:01,981
I've not come to see you,
you weaselly little fuck.
696
00:43:02,981 --> 00:43:04,701
Karen!
697
00:43:07,421 --> 00:43:08,701
Karen.
698
00:43:11,221 --> 00:43:13,021
-What?
-[Jamie] This is your last chance.
699
00:43:15,661 --> 00:43:19,221
Come home. We can work through this.
700
00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:23,820
Come home.
701
00:43:28,021 --> 00:43:29,221
What do you say?
702
00:43:39,421 --> 00:43:43,021
[tense anticipatory music]
703
00:43:47,261 --> 00:43:49,061
Brought someone to see you.
704
00:43:57,701 --> 00:44:00,900
[anticipatory music intensifies]
705
00:44:06,541 --> 00:44:08,021
[Joe coughs]
706
00:44:14,340 --> 00:44:16,900
-[Karen] No! Fuck, no!
-[Joe] It's me dad.
707
00:44:18,101 --> 00:44:19,981
Fuck!
708
00:44:21,101 --> 00:44:23,380
Fuck... Joe!
709
00:44:24,860 --> 00:44:26,941
Joe! Joe, get up!
710
00:44:27,021 --> 00:44:28,900
[Joe crying]
711
00:44:40,581 --> 00:44:42,021
[spade clanking]
712
00:45:12,941 --> 00:45:16,221
-Karen's looking a bit tired, in't she?
-Shattered.
713
00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:20,101
--Heard she's not been taking her meds.
Yeah, she'll go mental again.
714
00:45:20,181 --> 00:45:22,340
Shall I call the hospital,
get her sectioned?
715
00:45:22,421 --> 00:45:25,421
Don't worry about it, mate.
I'll look after her for ya.
716
00:45:27,021 --> 00:45:28,380
Where's Connor?
717
00:45:29,741 --> 00:45:32,461
-Where the fuck is my son?
-Far away from you.
718
00:45:32,541 --> 00:45:34,221
-Jamie...
-Get her out.
719
00:45:34,300 --> 00:45:35,340
He's safe from you.
720
00:45:35,421 --> 00:45:36,941
-What do you mean?
-Karen.
721
00:45:37,021 --> 00:45:38,300
[Karen] Jamie!
722
00:45:40,101 --> 00:45:42,541
Where the fuck is my son?
723
00:45:42,621 --> 00:45:44,661
-Go on, fuck off.
-[screams] Where is my son?
724
00:45:44,741 --> 00:45:46,421
-Fuck off.
-[Karen] He's my son.
725
00:45:46,501 --> 00:45:48,661
-I want my son!
-Fuck off out of here,
726
00:45:48,741 --> 00:45:51,141
-you mental fucking bitch!
-[Karen screaming]
727
00:45:51,221 --> 00:45:52,581
-Where's my son?
-Go on, Karen.
728
00:45:52,661 --> 00:45:55,780
-Piss off, you fucking trollop.
-Fucking slapper!
729
00:45:55,860 --> 00:45:57,141
[screaming] I want my son!
730
00:45:57,221 --> 00:45:59,741
[Joe] My dad didn't give a fuck
about right and wrong,
731
00:45:59,820 --> 00:46:01,860
fallout, consequences.
732
00:46:01,941 --> 00:46:04,141
Because they never affected him.
733
00:46:04,221 --> 00:46:05,780
Cause and effect.
734
00:46:05,860 --> 00:46:07,701
-Connor!
-[Joe] Whatever we do has an effect.
735
00:46:07,780 --> 00:46:12,061
Maybe not for us, at first,
but for everyone else, it does.
736
00:46:12,141 --> 00:46:14,261
It always does.
737
00:46:14,340 --> 00:46:18,581
The way you live your life,
the things you do, the choices you make...
738
00:46:18,661 --> 00:46:21,021
[screams] No!
739
00:46:21,101 --> 00:46:23,860
[Joe] ...will have an effect
somewhere along the line.
740
00:46:23,941 --> 00:46:26,181
And you might not give a shit.
741
00:46:26,261 --> 00:46:29,900
You're just a butterfly
fluttering its wings,
742
00:46:29,981 --> 00:46:32,221
but on the other side of the world...
743
00:46:34,421 --> 00:46:36,661
Connor.
744
00:46:36,741 --> 00:46:39,021
[Joe] I want him back.
You haven't seen us, right?
745
00:46:39,101 --> 00:46:41,221
-They've got my son!
-[Micky] We've got family up there.
746
00:46:41,300 --> 00:46:42,860
Loved ones
who're facing their darkest hour.
747
00:46:42,941 --> 00:46:43,860
[screams]
748
00:46:43,941 --> 00:46:46,061
-How's your fufu?
-It's fine, thank you.
749
00:46:46,141 --> 00:46:51,141
And it may get tough and some of us
might not get out alive...
750
00:46:51,221 --> 00:46:56,221
Just remember what it was
that turned this country from Britain
751
00:46:56,300 --> 00:46:57,261
into Great Britain.
752
00:46:57,340 --> 00:46:58,621
Check mate.
753
00:46:58,701 --> 00:46:59,981
[gunshot]
754
00:47:38,501 --> 00:47:40,741
[cackles]
755
00:47:40,820 --> 00:47:43,380
Fancy a little fire, Scarecrow?
756
00:47:43,461 --> 00:47:44,581
No!
757
00:47:44,661 --> 00:47:46,461
-[witch grunts]
-No! Help! Please!
758
00:47:46,541 --> 00:47:49,141
-No, don't be a cunt.
-[cackles]
759
00:47:49,221 --> 00:47:51,221
[gasping]
760
00:47:51,300 --> 00:47:55,221
I'm melting. [groaning]
761
00:47:55,300 --> 00:47:59,181
Who would have thought,
a good little girl like you
762
00:47:59,261 --> 00:48:03,501
could destroy my beautiful...
763
00:48:03,581 --> 00:48:05,661
[indistinct groans]
764
00:48:08,941 --> 00:48:10,021
[gasps]
765
00:48:11,300 --> 00:48:13,661
Fuck! [sighs] Oh, f...
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