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[intro music]
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[imitates train] Tickets this way
for the Chatsworth Express!
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Come and watch pikeys
making a mess of the lives
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they were given by him upstairs.
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And kids they're convinced
aren't actually theirs.
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[shouts] Stay away!
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What sounds on earth could ever replace
kids needing money or wives in your face?
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Cos this, people reckon, and me included,
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is why pubs and drugs
were kindly invented,
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to calm us all down
and stop us going mental.
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These are Chatsworth Estate's
basic essentials.
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We are worth every penny
for grinding your axes.
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You shit on our heads,
but you pay the taxes.
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[all laughing]
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Imagine a Britain
without Chatsworth buccaneers
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who'd come on your face
for the price of a beer.
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Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now!
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Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now!
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[laughing]
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Scatter!
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Party!
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[music fades out]
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No, you can't. Her dad's in the army,
we only see him on webcam.
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Em, go play outside for a bit.
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-I'll do anything.
-[Emma] Mummy!
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Minute, treacle.
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What d'you want?
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I just want 462 pound and 10p, please.
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You scumbag.
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How can you do this?
How can you live with yourself?
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[tense music]
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[Micky] For too fucking long
I've been on a road to nowhere.
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Nothing to show for meself.
No master plan.
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Been told I was useless
so much I believed it.
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Well, it's time to stop crying
into my Ruby Grapefruit Breezers.
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Stuff the knockers, negative fuckers,
voices in my head saying, "You can't."
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[hissing]
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[Micky] Yes, I can.
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I can do stuff.
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I've got dreams...
and I'm gonna make 'em happen.
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Believe that!
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Micky.
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-What are you doing?
-Casualty evacuation procedure.
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[laughs]
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[Libby] To the shop! [laughs hysterically]
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[tense string music]
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[dramatic music]
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-[Dean] Were you trying to avoid us?
-No. I love these get-togethers.
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You were seen wearing a dress
under your uniform.
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D'you like dressing up as girls, Lianne?
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I don't know what you're on about
and my name's Liam.
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Not unless you pay the toll, tranny-boy.
Tenner, or it's all over school.
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[Libby laughing]
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["O Fortuna - Carmina Burana"
ringtone plays]
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That'll be me dad.
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I'll bell him back in a bit.
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I'm off up the Hilton Tower,
test me head for heights.
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Great. Ta for the ride, gallant sir.
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Liam? Love?
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Oi, cloth ears!
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[Karen] Hey, don't take it to heart.
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-Lads his age can just be sensitive.
-[Cameron crying]
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Oh, little man! What's your sob story?
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He's narky with his mum
for dragging him out
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to put up her posters.
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[Libby] Nice idea, lady.
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It's mad what you think up
at three in the morning doing a feed.
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[Connor continues crying]
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Oh, here, you stick them up.
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-I'll watch narky.
-Thanks.
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What's the matter? Yes.
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Better? See?
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I'm not really a witch.
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-[pop music on speakers]
-[Ian grunts]
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[Maxine] Last five, four, three...
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Two... watch out Ricky Hatton!
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-[grunts with effort]
-All right!
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[Jock] Like having the hitman 'ere again.
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Give him some stick
or I won't hear the last of it.
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No, Maxine,
I believe in giving credit where it's due
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and he's made great progress.
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Course, that's no good
if you can't see a punch coming!
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-[Maxine, Ian laugh]
-Still throwing low-blows, Jock?
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Amazing what a lick of paint can do.
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We're definitely back on our feet,
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so if you don't mind,
you can get off my case now, Paddy.
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Keep your guard up, Gallagher.
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Always.
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-I didn't know you knew Paddy Maguire.
-Oh, yeah.
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I've known him since he was
a whippersnapper on the run from Belfast.
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-Poor bastard never got any prettier.
-[Maxine laughs]
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-Everything's all right?
-Aye.
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One, two, three. See?
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[Libby chuckles]
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-Got a kid of your own, Libby?
-No.
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-But still could, kind of.
-It's Frank.
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Not so creative any more.
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Shit. All the boozing
finally had an effect?
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[scoffs] No,
his stomach's lined with asbestos.
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He had the... after Stella.
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Frank Gallagher, denying mankind his seed?
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I don't think so.
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Sadly, it's true.
The most pain he's ever felt.
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Should see the scar.
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-From the electric shock to his balls?
-Mmm?
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I've heard the stitches story enough
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to know he would never let
a doctor down there.
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[Frank moans]
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You know vasectomies can be reversed.
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[stammering] But, it's...
it's never, you know,
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that successfully.
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You hear all sorts of stories.
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It's uncomfortable.
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More uncomfortable
than 100 volts to the knackers?
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[groans in pain]
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You never got snipped. Bastard!
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You told me that you couldn't,
biologically, so,
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you know, in a moment of compassion,
I told you I couldn't.
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But we can, artificially.
I froze my eggs, Frank.
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They're in a clinic
asking to be fertilised.
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-And you're gonna give me what I want.
-Am I, fuck!
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Well, I'll just find myself
a real man, then.
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-Well, good luck.
-[sighs]
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Hey, you don't mess with nature!
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Have we learned nothing
from Dolly the sheep?
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[door slams]
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-Time.
-[music fades]
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Manual dexterity, in your face!
[chuckles] Pow! Pow!
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["O Fortuna - Carmina Burana"
ringtone plays]
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-Don't you know I'm in training?
-Training for what, The Krypton Factor?
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[all laugh]
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Ain't seen hands move that quick
since I went to Home Alone's!
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Piss off, you fucking wank-stain.
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You wanna get down Ian's boxing club.
Take that out on a bag.
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-Yes, there's some good joining-up offers.
-I'm fine.
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I don't need your charity.
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He's been like that since we got back.
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It's like treading
on fucking eggshells here.
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[door closes]
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Three months till they're past
their sell-by date?
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[sighs] Well, what are my options?
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And if I don't fertilise or donate?
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Right.
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I'd best decide, then.
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That's why you lifted me earlier!
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You can't tell anyone. This is for me.
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I've been short-listed.
Just have to pass the assessment day.
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-Oh, great. Well, everything crossed.
-Yeah, nice one.
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[panting] You know what it's like
when you want something so bad?
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Well, it just feels right.
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It doesn't scare me. I'm calm in crisis.
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-I look well fit in uniform.
-[laughs]
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Nothing's gonna stop me getting this.
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["O Fortuna - Carmina Burana"
ringtone plays]
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[Paddy] Numb-nuts.
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Got a job for ya, grab a pen.
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[stammering] I can't. I'm busy.
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Take down this address or I'll get busy
on your face, you insolent fuck.
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-Ready?
-Yeah.
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-[hip hop music plays on stereo]
-Game?
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How about we make it more interesting?
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If I win, you come check out
the boxing club with me.
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-And when I win?
-You get your ego boost.
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Job done. No-one beats me around here.
I own this fucker. Yeah?
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-Nah. Stuff your deal.
-Chesney, wait.
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Took me ages to get over that Jimmy crap
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and I know he scared the shit out of you
when he chased you off the estate,
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but you can't let it send you under.
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The only way to regain confidence
is to learn how to look after yourself,
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and you can,
cos Jock makes you feel unbeatable.
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Next time some fucker comes at me
or takes the piss, I'm ready for him.
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Let me go and fetch him.
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-[knock at door]
-Jock, found you a new recruit.
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-What's going on?
-Oh, nothing.
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-Fuck nothing. Your face!
-I'm fine, Ian. All right, leave it!
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-[Chesney] Shit.
-Who's this?
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Chesney, my mate.
He was after boxing lessons.
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Golden rule, pick your fights.
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Saying that, I caught the bugger a beauty.
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I cut him, too.
He'll be uglier than you in the morning!
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-[Micky exclaims in pain]
-Well, you will walk into doors!
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[Ian] He didn't.
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-He walked into a jab from Jock.
-You what?
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He hit me. I was defending meself.
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He owes me dad three grand.
I had to give him a warning.
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-Orders, innit?
-You could've said no!
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He's an old man!
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Tell Paddy to give him more time.
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-That's between them.
-[Ian] I'm not asking, Micky!
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But he won't listen to me.
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Fine. Pack your stuff, get out.
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-Ian!
-But that was my last ever job.
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I'm done with all that.
Big changes from tomorrow.
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You'll do his dirty work forever
and you know it. Go on!
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Fuck off!
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[dramatic music]
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[ominous music]
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This show is set up for the Maguires.
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Talent to spare, us.
Jamie, you've got a lovely voice.
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Shane, unbelievable contortionist.
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[Shane] I was ten years old.
I'm not so nimble anymore.
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Yeah, I have to suck his cock! [laughs]
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[Karen] How about you, Mimi?
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-You can carry a tune, can't ya?
-Been known to, best daughter-in-law.
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Been known to murder a few, too.
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Committed more crimes in the shower
than Norman Bates!
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-What's she like?
-[laughter]
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[Kelly giggles]
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[Libby]
The clinic say my eggs are going off.
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If I want children,
it's now or never, Frank.
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This has come out of nowhere.
You know, you just sprung it on us.
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Can I, can I have time to give it
the thought that it deserves?
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I need your decision, Frank. Tomorrow.
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[haughty music]
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-And cough.
-[coughs]
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[grunts in pain]
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-Okay there?
-[groans]
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[gutturally] And...
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-cough.
-Mr Maguire?
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Yeah...
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A dry mouth. Bit nervous, you know.
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-Perving on me now?
-No.
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That was really good.
Could make real money--
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-Shut up.
-Serious!
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-What are you doing?
-Don't you want me to?
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But... I thought...
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you liked...
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-[Frank] God bless librarians.
-[Libby] This what you're looking for?
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I just checking to see
if this clinic's legit.
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There's a lot of quacks about, Lib,
preying on vulnerable women.
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-Don't make out you care, Frank.
-[stammering] Well, I...
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-You just wanna scramble my eggs!
-[continues stammering, sighs]
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[sighs deeply] You've got a family here.
Can't we just make do?
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She loves you to bits.
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What happens when she gets to Liam's age
and she hates my guts?
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Why do you think I want one of my own?
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Liam! What happened?
Who's done that to your hair?
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00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,980
Where is he? Where's my little man?
239
00:14:32,061 --> 00:14:33,860
Say the word and it's fucking war.
240
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:36,021
Me and you, kid. Kelly's heroes.
241
00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:40,100
Sorry, we are trying
to resolve this sensibly, as a family.
242
00:14:40,181 --> 00:14:42,500
Where are you at in your resolution?
243
00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:44,740
-We're at cease-fire.
-You're letting 'em off?
244
00:14:44,821 --> 00:14:47,181
This is the Chatsworth, love.
We do eye for eye.
245
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,740
Yeah, so everyone's blinded? Good example!
246
00:14:49,821 --> 00:14:51,821
For the love of God, Liam's sitting there.
247
00:14:51,901 --> 00:14:54,901
Why don't you try asking him
what he wants?
248
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,941
I just want it to stop.
249
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,701
[melancholic music]
250
00:15:02,261 --> 00:15:03,301
[water running]
251
00:15:03,381 --> 00:15:07,340
[Mimi sings "Karma Chameleon"
by the Culture Club]
252
00:15:07,421 --> 00:15:10,701
♪ You come and go ♪
253
00:15:10,781 --> 00:15:14,181
♪ You come and go ♪
254
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:18,901
♪ Loving would be easy
If your colours were like my dreams ♪
255
00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:21,141
-♪ Red, gold and green ♪
-♪ Red, gold and green ♪
256
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:24,701
-[laughing] ♪ Red, gold and green ♪
-How long have you been there?
257
00:15:24,781 --> 00:15:28,661
Long enough to know your ex was talking
out of his bum hole last night.
258
00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:32,220
Paddy was just showing off.
He didn't mean any of it.
259
00:15:32,301 --> 00:15:35,381
It still hurt. He used to love my singing.
260
00:15:35,460 --> 00:15:38,261
-Said I'd the voice of an angel.
-Why care what he thinks?
261
00:15:38,340 --> 00:15:40,860
Can't just stop the habit of a lifetime.
262
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,901
I really think you should enter the show.
263
00:15:44,581 --> 00:15:45,620
No.
264
00:15:47,541 --> 00:15:50,021
Nana's saving all her songs
for her new man.
265
00:15:50,781 --> 00:15:53,301
You have the luxury
of showing Micky the door.
266
00:15:53,381 --> 00:15:56,661
-Not so easy for family.
-Did he say why I kicked him out?
267
00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:59,740
Nope and seeing him
with that face and those bin bags
268
00:15:59,821 --> 00:16:02,821
-didn't put me in a talky mood.
-Jock's a good man, Paddy.
269
00:16:02,901 --> 00:16:06,500
He can't do enough for kids round here
and he lives for that boxing club.
270
00:16:06,581 --> 00:16:08,661
You know nothing
about that two-faced cunt.
271
00:16:10,781 --> 00:16:14,340
-Just give him another week.
-A week? I could give him a lifetime
272
00:16:14,421 --> 00:16:16,821
and he'd still default.
He's shite with money,
273
00:16:16,901 --> 00:16:18,980
but he always spends his way
out of trouble.
274
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,380
Now, does that seem sensible?
275
00:16:21,301 --> 00:16:23,141
No, it's naive.
276
00:16:24,021 --> 00:16:25,220
He's out of his depth.
277
00:16:26,261 --> 00:16:29,181
Tell him I'll be round tomorrow
with a van to gut the place.
278
00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:33,941
[phone vibrating]
279
00:16:34,021 --> 00:16:36,941
["O Fortuna - Carmina Burana"
ringtone plays]
280
00:16:41,141 --> 00:16:43,581
Don't be mad. Don't shout at me.
281
00:16:43,661 --> 00:16:46,421
-Hi, Dad, how's it going?
-Why's your phone been off, numpty?
282
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,581
[Micky] Because I'm on
an assessment course for the fire brigade.
283
00:16:50,421 --> 00:16:52,541
Yeah? That's not bad for you.
284
00:16:53,141 --> 00:16:55,541
Now, get your arse here,
I need you to find a van.
285
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:58,541
No, I'm serious. I'm gonna be a fireman.
286
00:16:59,821 --> 00:17:01,421
-You?
-Yeah.
287
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,980
Do you have any references?
288
00:17:03,061 --> 00:17:05,940
If someone was asking me,
I'd say you raise the bar in bungling,
289
00:17:06,021 --> 00:17:08,781
and I only keep you cos you're cheap.
Fireman, my arse!
290
00:17:10,261 --> 00:17:11,261
[laughs]
291
00:17:14,061 --> 00:17:16,180
[muttering indistinctly]
292
00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:19,261
[laughter]
293
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,021
Bad reception, innit?
294
00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:27,061
[Jock] Float, sting.
295
00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:29,221
-You hittin' this hard cos it's me?
-Too right.
296
00:17:32,461 --> 00:17:33,741
Boy's a quick learner.
297
00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:36,981
We'll get him working
on the footwork tomorrow.
298
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,501
Paddy's coming to shut you down tomorrow.
299
00:17:39,581 --> 00:17:41,861
I tried talking to him,
but he's got it in for you.
300
00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:44,821
Hey! Keep your gloves up!
Peeping over the top of the...
301
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:47,261
Hear what I said?
D'you know who you're dealing with?
302
00:17:47,341 --> 00:17:49,581
-Course I do.
-[Ian] Then why get into debt?
303
00:17:50,180 --> 00:17:52,900
He said I could pay him back
when it was good for me.
304
00:17:52,981 --> 00:17:53,981
Mates rates.
305
00:17:55,501 --> 00:17:58,061
He always promised me the earth
and then let me down.
306
00:17:58,141 --> 00:18:00,541
Said you've got form
for throwing money at problems.
307
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,141
This gym always comes first.
308
00:18:03,221 --> 00:18:05,741
Paddy Maguire was my great hope.
309
00:18:07,141 --> 00:18:10,381
He was raw,
but as tough as I've ever seen.
310
00:18:11,261 --> 00:18:12,781
He just couldn't be tamed.
311
00:18:14,381 --> 00:18:17,981
His father had just died.
He wanted to fight the world,
312
00:18:18,061 --> 00:18:20,501
go out in a blaze of glory, just like him.
313
00:18:21,261 --> 00:18:22,940
And I took that anger...
314
00:18:24,741 --> 00:18:26,501
and I showed him how to use it,
315
00:18:27,581 --> 00:18:29,501
and I made him believe.
316
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,660
But he didn't wanna be a fighter.
317
00:18:33,741 --> 00:18:36,341
[dramatic music]
318
00:18:36,420 --> 00:18:38,501
He just wanted to be feared.
319
00:18:40,261 --> 00:18:42,420
I know exactly what I'm up against, son.
320
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,221
Hey, Ches!
Hey, hey, hey, all right, all right.
321
00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:53,420
Jock... Ricky Hatton, you still in touch?
322
00:18:54,581 --> 00:18:57,420
-Sure, yeah, yeah.
-Get him to make an appearance!
323
00:18:57,501 --> 00:18:59,261
We'll sell tickets and clear your debt.
324
00:18:59,341 --> 00:19:02,501
I can't ask him to do that.
The lad's got too many commitments.
325
00:19:02,581 --> 00:19:03,821
Jock, stuff pride!
326
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:06,541
Paddy'll clear this place out
if he doesn't get his money.
327
00:19:06,621 --> 00:19:09,341
Call the hitman, I'll do the rest.
328
00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:12,061
[Libby] Liam!
One last piece with your name on it.
329
00:19:12,141 --> 00:19:14,061
-I need some more.
-I'm wasting away!
330
00:19:14,141 --> 00:19:15,101
[sighs]
331
00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:16,221
[Carl] Yeah!
332
00:19:18,261 --> 00:19:19,381
Wait, wait.
333
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:23,660
-What can I do?
-You're trying too hard to be liked.
334
00:19:23,741 --> 00:19:25,981
-Nothing kids hate more.
-Thank you, Mother.
335
00:19:26,061 --> 00:19:28,261
No, she's right. For once.
336
00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:31,180
Monica felt bad after the first bunk,
337
00:19:31,261 --> 00:19:34,461
so she made a bit of an effort
to get onside, right?
338
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,700
-Yeah, then she fucked off again.
-Meaning...
339
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:41,021
Liam's seen it all before.
It's all about trust, yeah?
340
00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:44,660
-I've had to earn it, time and again.
-Nobody trusts you.
341
00:19:48,341 --> 00:19:50,021
How do I make that happen?
342
00:19:51,821 --> 00:19:52,741
Just stick around.
343
00:19:55,381 --> 00:19:56,541
Just be there for him.
344
00:19:58,141 --> 00:20:00,341
[soft, sage music]
345
00:20:03,261 --> 00:20:06,221
-[fireman 1] Watch the hydrant!
-[examiner] Well done, Maguire!
346
00:20:06,301 --> 00:20:08,700
-Hose needs pressure!
-[fireman 2] C'mon!
347
00:20:08,781 --> 00:20:09,940
[fireman 1] Watch out.
348
00:20:11,101 --> 00:20:13,341
-Come on, come on!
-[examiner] Come on, lad.
349
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,781
-[Micky panting]
-[fireman 2] Increase pressure.
350
00:20:15,861 --> 00:20:17,741
Give it up, son! You'll never make it!
351
00:20:17,821 --> 00:20:19,581
[pants aggressively]
352
00:20:21,021 --> 00:20:22,461
[grunts] Get in!
353
00:20:22,541 --> 00:20:24,141
[inaudible orders being shouted]
354
00:20:25,501 --> 00:20:26,741
Okay.
355
00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:30,221
-[fireman 1] Head right.
-[all] Head right.
356
00:20:30,301 --> 00:20:32,461
-[fireman 1] Extend the ladder.
-[fireman 2] Fall round.
357
00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:34,420
[fireman 1] Well done, Maguire.
358
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:37,221
-[fireman] Extend the ladder.
-[fireman 2] Extend the ladder!
359
00:20:38,101 --> 00:20:39,101
[examiner] Let's go.
360
00:20:40,341 --> 00:20:42,420
[fireman 1] Great stuff there, that's it.
361
00:20:46,141 --> 00:20:47,301
That's it. Go on.
362
00:20:56,461 --> 00:20:59,341
Bring your giro money,
we'll be raffling off fight memorabilia.
363
00:21:00,381 --> 00:21:02,180
How much would you say you loved me?
364
00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:05,501
You wanna keep going
a bit more there, pal.
365
00:21:05,581 --> 00:21:08,581
I spoke to the hospital press officer
to make some calls.
366
00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:11,501
It's going out everywhere. Papers, radio.
367
00:21:11,581 --> 00:21:14,341
Ricky Hatton's coming back
to Chatsworth to save his old club.
368
00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:16,261
No way! Fucking hell.
369
00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:17,940
-Quality!
-[Maxine laughs]
370
00:21:20,541 --> 00:21:22,341
[people shushing]
371
00:21:23,381 --> 00:21:25,141
-Pint.
-Sure.
372
00:21:36,221 --> 00:21:39,821
♪ Chatsworth's burning,
Chatsworth's burning ♪
373
00:21:40,581 --> 00:21:43,141
♪ Fetch the engine, fetch the engine ♪
374
00:21:43,221 --> 00:21:46,420
♪ Fire, fire! Fire, fire! ♪
375
00:21:46,501 --> 00:21:49,861
♪ Pour on water, pour on water ♪
376
00:21:50,581 --> 00:21:51,781
[girl screams]
377
00:21:53,221 --> 00:21:56,021
-[Paddy chuckles] Whoa!
-[Micky] D'you think that's funny?
378
00:21:57,301 --> 00:21:59,821
Making me look stupid
in front of all these people?
379
00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:03,460
I'm your son.
380
00:22:04,660 --> 00:22:07,700
Beat my drum, Dad,
don't beat me into the fucking ground.
381
00:22:09,381 --> 00:22:10,741
Take your foot off me head.
382
00:22:12,381 --> 00:22:15,021
Have you any idea how much that hurts?
383
00:22:16,541 --> 00:22:18,541
Every time you put me down...
384
00:22:19,981 --> 00:22:20,940
I bleed.
385
00:22:22,420 --> 00:22:25,501
I've got fucking scars
on top of scars, me.
386
00:22:27,420 --> 00:22:28,420
What...
387
00:22:28,501 --> 00:22:31,581
How am I meant to deal with that,
hey, Dad?
388
00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:35,301
Be a man and deal with it.
Get him another drink.
389
00:22:35,381 --> 00:22:36,541
You'll pass next time.
390
00:22:39,581 --> 00:22:40,501
Who says I failed?
391
00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:45,581
I'm gonna be a fireman...
392
00:22:46,581 --> 00:22:48,700
but you'll always be a bitter cunt.
393
00:22:51,381 --> 00:22:52,460
Deal with that!
394
00:22:57,021 --> 00:23:00,021
[music resonates]
395
00:23:04,861 --> 00:23:06,781
[clock ticking]
396
00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:09,900
[siren alarm]
397
00:23:16,180 --> 00:23:17,301
[siren continues]
398
00:23:21,021 --> 00:23:23,821
[upbeat guitar chords]
399
00:23:26,101 --> 00:23:28,981
-Different class, Libby.
-Proud to call that breakfast English.
400
00:23:29,061 --> 00:23:31,781
First for you, not burning the rashers!
401
00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:50,861
You need to cut Libby some slack, pal.
402
00:23:50,940 --> 00:23:53,541
Look. Come on, do it for me.
Appreciate it.
403
00:23:57,940 --> 00:23:59,861
Fucking broody, isn't she?
404
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:02,660
-That's disgusting.
-All right, easy!
405
00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:06,821
Listen, I'm with you. I just think
that if you were a bit more accepting,
406
00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:08,741
she wouldn't be as needy.
407
00:24:11,861 --> 00:24:13,581
Libby.
408
00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:15,660
My guitar.
409
00:24:22,501 --> 00:24:24,341
Would you like a lift to school?
410
00:24:24,420 --> 00:24:26,940
In a fucking ice-cream van?
411
00:24:27,021 --> 00:24:28,981
-I'll walk him in.
-Oh, the escort girl?
412
00:24:29,061 --> 00:24:30,420
I could always give it a miss?
413
00:24:30,501 --> 00:24:31,900
-[Libby] No way!
-[Kelly] No fucking danger!
414
00:24:31,981 --> 00:24:36,180
Okay, Liam. Apart from jibbing school,
what would you prefer?
415
00:24:36,261 --> 00:24:40,301
I'll go on my own. It's my problem.
Maybe they'll get bored and give up.
416
00:24:42,541 --> 00:24:45,021
[fast, manic music]
417
00:24:52,341 --> 00:24:55,420
-Get on. I'll give you a backy.
-Then what? Another kick in?
418
00:24:55,501 --> 00:24:58,341
I'm trying to make up for that. Hurry.
419
00:24:58,420 --> 00:25:00,061
Put your arms around me.
420
00:25:00,141 --> 00:25:03,141
Liam, I don't want a wank.
You'll fall off otherwise.
421
00:25:03,221 --> 00:25:06,221
-Just don't get your hopes up!
-[footsteps rapidly approaching]
422
00:25:06,301 --> 00:25:08,900
-Not my hopes you need to worry about.
-[Liam] Huh?
423
00:25:08,981 --> 00:25:11,341
[indistinct shouting]
424
00:25:13,420 --> 00:25:16,101
[Maxine] Left. Down a bit your end, Ian.
425
00:25:17,541 --> 00:25:19,700
Lower. Lower.
426
00:25:20,861 --> 00:25:22,741
Lower. Lower.
427
00:25:26,781 --> 00:25:29,420
-[shouts] What you trynna say?
-It's shit.
428
00:25:29,501 --> 00:25:31,940
You fetch the punters in,
leave the look to me.
429
00:25:32,021 --> 00:25:34,900
-Oi, you putting this up or what?
-Fancy a fuck, skinny boy?
430
00:25:34,981 --> 00:25:36,101
Eh? [laughs]
431
00:25:36,940 --> 00:25:39,420
-Think you're fucking funny?
-[Carl] Ches, leave it out!
432
00:25:39,501 --> 00:25:41,141
-What you saying?
-Go on!
433
00:25:41,220 --> 00:25:43,621
-Do it again, I'll cave your face in!
-Walk with me!
434
00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:45,301
-Fuck off!
-[Maxine] Carl, don't!
435
00:25:45,381 --> 00:25:47,621
-[Ian] No fighting in 'ere!
-[Carl] What, in a boxing club?
436
00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:50,700
-What the fuck's all the shouting about?
-Nothing.
437
00:25:50,781 --> 00:25:52,261
Everything's fine.
438
00:25:55,501 --> 00:25:58,261
I don't wanna fight him, anyway.
He's a best mate.
439
00:26:03,381 --> 00:26:06,220
When all that shit happened,
you had them there for ya.
440
00:26:07,341 --> 00:26:08,861
Who did I have?
441
00:26:08,940 --> 00:26:11,821
Me. I've always got your back, bruv.
442
00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:13,341
[soft, sentimental music]
443
00:26:13,420 --> 00:26:15,981
Look, we're here for you, Chesney.
Anytime.
444
00:26:22,821 --> 00:26:26,501
He had no right having a go at me.
I've never stood in the way of my kids.
445
00:26:27,301 --> 00:26:30,700
Never encouraged them, either.
Stopped supporting altogether.
446
00:26:30,781 --> 00:26:34,061
D'you even know
the meaning of family anymore?
447
00:26:34,141 --> 00:26:36,781
There's benefits to having a fireman
in the family, though.
448
00:26:37,781 --> 00:26:41,301
[loudly] We'll pass
the health and safety every time.
449
00:26:44,660 --> 00:26:47,101
Bit rich,
hitting me with the family stick...
450
00:26:48,821 --> 00:26:51,021
You fucked off
and we were all over the place.
451
00:26:52,781 --> 00:26:56,061
[Mimi] Fine.
Let's get together later, the lot of us,
452
00:26:56,141 --> 00:26:59,900
and you can watch me
murder a song in the talent show.
453
00:26:59,981 --> 00:27:02,301
-That sound good?
-[Micky] Right.
454
00:27:02,381 --> 00:27:05,981
D'you want the bad news or the bad news?
-[Karen] Don't start, Micky.
455
00:27:06,061 --> 00:27:09,821
Go on, son. Give us your assessment.
456
00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:11,821
As your appointed fire safety officer,
457
00:27:11,900 --> 00:27:15,420
it is my duty to highlight hazards
and make recommendations.
458
00:27:15,501 --> 00:27:18,141
-Such as?
-Closing down.
459
00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:19,261
The place is a death trap.
460
00:27:19,341 --> 00:27:22,180
You need to act now
or there will be casualties.
461
00:27:25,981 --> 00:27:27,501
You what?
462
00:27:28,541 --> 00:27:32,621
Right. You've just been promoted
to talent show superintendent.
463
00:27:32,700 --> 00:27:36,180
Fix the problems, monitor the acts tonight
464
00:27:36,261 --> 00:27:38,460
and then we'll, um...
465
00:27:38,541 --> 00:27:40,581
We'll get you a new tabard.
466
00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:48,341
-[pop music playing]
-[indistinct chatter]
467
00:27:56,381 --> 00:27:58,741
[Maxine]
You've only gone and done it, champ!
468
00:27:59,940 --> 00:28:02,341
Let's wait till
the real star shows up, eh?
469
00:28:02,420 --> 00:28:06,061
Ricky's the ultimate showman,
he'll be building anticipation.
470
00:28:06,141 --> 00:28:08,981
I just hope he feels at home
in his Hatton wonderland.
471
00:28:09,061 --> 00:28:12,420
I'm just gonna go and check on Jock.
He's a bag of fucking nerves back there.
472
00:28:12,501 --> 00:28:15,621
-Good job you're on the money.
-[laughs] Alright, Joe?
473
00:28:15,700 --> 00:28:19,900
-[chanting] Hatton! Hatton! Hatton!
-[people join in] Hatton!
474
00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:25,261
[Karen] You're such a chancer.
475
00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:29,381
Just staying one step ahead
of everyone else, Karen.
476
00:28:29,460 --> 00:28:32,220
Life's all about making
the most of your opportunities.
477
00:28:32,301 --> 00:28:35,021
But how far are you prepared to go, Joe?
478
00:28:36,581 --> 00:28:40,301
-You'd take Ricky Hatton?
-He'd kill you, one punch.
479
00:28:40,381 --> 00:28:43,700
I'm just saying, if we met down an alley
while he was in between fights...
480
00:28:43,781 --> 00:28:46,980
Bam, bam, bam! Don't think
he'd live with my lightning jab.
481
00:28:47,061 --> 00:28:49,781
-Undefeated in the ring.
-You got sparked out your last fight.
482
00:28:49,861 --> 00:28:53,460
For money. If Paddy Maguire tells you
to take a dive, you hit the deck.
483
00:28:53,541 --> 00:28:57,460
Why not show this lot that jab?
Exhibition match till Ricky shows?
484
00:29:00,341 --> 00:29:01,341
No, you're all right.
485
00:29:02,381 --> 00:29:05,341
-Wuss.
-Marquee act, not performing monkey.
486
00:29:07,781 --> 00:29:09,861
I'll do it. Stick me in the ring.
487
00:29:09,940 --> 00:29:13,261
-No. I'll get one of the members to do it.
-Ian, I can do it.
488
00:29:13,341 --> 00:29:16,021
[Ian] It's too soon.
There's nobody your standard or weight.
489
00:29:18,980 --> 00:29:21,021
-What about him?
-[Ian] Nails?
490
00:29:21,101 --> 00:29:23,021
I'll tag-team if you're struggling.
491
00:29:26,061 --> 00:29:28,301
[sighs] It's Wales all over again.
492
00:29:28,381 --> 00:29:30,341
-[fight bell rings]
-[crowd clamours]
493
00:29:30,420 --> 00:29:32,980
[hip hop music playing]
494
00:29:33,061 --> 00:29:34,381
Go on, Ches!
495
00:29:34,980 --> 00:29:37,700
[cheers, applause, whistling]
496
00:29:39,021 --> 00:29:41,021
[muffled sounds]
497
00:29:47,900 --> 00:29:49,700
[crowd] Boo!
498
00:29:50,940 --> 00:29:51,940
[Ian] Right!
499
00:29:52,021 --> 00:29:53,101
Get in that corner!
500
00:29:55,781 --> 00:29:56,940
[inaudible]
501
00:29:59,460 --> 00:30:03,460
-You all right? Yeah? Sure you're okay?
-[muffled sounds]
502
00:30:10,341 --> 00:30:12,940
[crowd clamours, jeers]
503
00:30:24,980 --> 00:30:27,381
[cheering]
504
00:30:33,261 --> 00:30:36,141
[crowd cheers wildly]
505
00:30:36,220 --> 00:30:38,021
[whistling]
506
00:30:57,741 --> 00:31:00,021
Ricky sends his apologies.
It's nobody's fault.
507
00:31:00,101 --> 00:31:01,301
Load of bollocks.
508
00:31:10,180 --> 00:31:11,061
[Paddy] Hey!
509
00:31:12,101 --> 00:31:13,781
Jock doesn't even know Hatton.
510
00:31:15,021 --> 00:31:18,261
-[Ian] What?
-Lad fought here once as an amateur.
511
00:31:18,341 --> 00:31:21,341
-Gobshite's been spinning the story since.
-That's rubbish.
512
00:31:22,700 --> 00:31:24,581
-I drank with the boy.
-[Paddy scoffs]
513
00:31:25,381 --> 00:31:28,861
Got him a pint so he could ask
to name the gym after him, fucking user.
514
00:31:29,541 --> 00:31:31,541
[downbeat music]
515
00:31:32,660 --> 00:31:34,581
[Ian] What were you thinking, Jock?
516
00:31:35,220 --> 00:31:38,781
-Why'd you let me go through with it?
-I didn't know it'd be like this, did I?
517
00:31:38,861 --> 00:31:41,621
All this press and... and the radio.
518
00:31:42,980 --> 00:31:45,460
You were so up to it
and you've been so supportive.
519
00:31:45,541 --> 00:31:49,180
-I didn't have it in me to let ya down!
-Shite! You don't care about him.
520
00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:52,621
It's only ever about you,
you pathetic fucking traitor.
521
00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:53,781
Paddy, no! Leave him!
522
00:31:53,861 --> 00:31:56,381
No! Look, leave him! It's done.
523
00:31:56,460 --> 00:31:57,940
You've won. It's over.
524
00:32:03,821 --> 00:32:07,301
I'm gonna leave you as you left me,
without a hope in the fuckin' world!
525
00:32:10,460 --> 00:32:13,021
-[equipment hisses]
-[examiner] This is it, Maguire.
526
00:32:14,861 --> 00:32:16,660
Pass this, you're one of us.
527
00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:19,541
[Micky] Come on, Mick. Fucking show 'em.
528
00:32:21,101 --> 00:32:22,501
-[door slams]
-What's going on?
529
00:32:22,581 --> 00:32:25,940
It's all part of the test.
Working in confined spaces, go on.
530
00:32:26,021 --> 00:32:27,940
[tense music]
531
00:32:28,021 --> 00:32:30,940
-[Micky] Uh-uh.
-[Paddy] Are you stuck there son, hmm?
532
00:32:31,021 --> 00:32:34,021
-Struggling?
-Oh, he's gone!
533
00:32:34,101 --> 00:32:35,861
[Micky] Get out of my head.
534
00:32:36,581 --> 00:32:40,180
[examiner] If you're in difficulty,
raise your hand.
535
00:32:40,261 --> 00:32:41,581
[Paddy] Raise your hand.
536
00:32:42,781 --> 00:32:45,341
[Micky] Stay calm and you're in.
[exclaims in fright]
537
00:32:47,061 --> 00:32:49,381
[examiner]
You're running out of time, Maguire!
538
00:32:54,460 --> 00:32:55,980
[Paddy goading] Daddy's here.
539
00:32:57,621 --> 00:32:58,900
Just say the word.
540
00:32:59,621 --> 00:33:02,021
[music intensifies]
541
00:33:03,660 --> 00:33:04,940
[Micky] You can do this.
542
00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:08,021
[grunting]
543
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:11,940
[breathes heavily] Believe.
544
00:33:12,021 --> 00:33:14,021
[music fades out]
545
00:33:18,261 --> 00:33:20,740
["Boom Boom Pow"
by The Black Eyed Peas plays]
546
00:33:20,821 --> 00:33:22,420
♪ Boom boom boom (Gotta get that) ♪
547
00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:24,460
♪ Boom boom boom (Gotta get that) ♪
548
00:33:24,541 --> 00:33:28,141
♪ Boom boom boom (Gotta get that)
Boom boom boom (Gotta get that) ♪
549
00:33:28,220 --> 00:33:29,541
♪ Boom boom boom ♪
550
00:33:29,621 --> 00:33:31,581
♪ Boom boom boom... ♪
551
00:33:31,660 --> 00:33:33,861
Why is your dad so fucking bitter?
552
00:33:33,940 --> 00:33:36,781
We need more people like you
to stand up to the fucker.
553
00:33:36,861 --> 00:33:39,180
It's not worth it.
There'll only ever be one winner.
554
00:33:39,261 --> 00:33:40,700
Says the trainee fireman?
555
00:33:40,781 --> 00:33:43,660
[cheering, applause]
556
00:33:45,740 --> 00:33:47,061
Woo!
557
00:33:55,261 --> 00:33:57,541
-They're rubbish compared to you.
-Popular, though.
558
00:33:57,621 --> 00:34:00,101
-We all loved Feral.
-Give you some competition.
559
00:34:00,180 --> 00:34:03,781
-Make yourself popular.
-If I did it my way, I'd get destroyed.
560
00:34:03,861 --> 00:34:06,381
Crap. It's okay to dance differently.
561
00:34:06,460 --> 00:34:10,220
-But what did the judges think?
-A trillion percent, yes!
562
00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:13,421
-It's what this competition is all about.
-[Feral cheer]
563
00:34:13,501 --> 00:34:16,220
-[cheering]
-[Karen] Thank you, Patty.
564
00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:17,820
Just be who you are.
565
00:34:17,901 --> 00:34:22,461
[Karen] Okay, here's Flame-filled Whopper!
566
00:34:22,541 --> 00:34:24,260
[cheering]
567
00:34:26,381 --> 00:34:30,461
Was it good, then? Making Jock suffer?
568
00:34:30,541 --> 00:34:33,061
[tense music]
569
00:34:33,141 --> 00:34:36,901
[Ian] Why even give him a loan if you
hate his guts and knew he'd default on it?
570
00:34:36,981 --> 00:34:39,860
Ian, how do you think lenders make money?
571
00:34:39,941 --> 00:34:43,021
By making a fucking killing
out of failure.
572
00:34:43,101 --> 00:34:45,860
Yeah, well,
you'd know all about that, wouldn't ya?
573
00:34:45,941 --> 00:34:47,021
Sorry?
574
00:34:47,101 --> 00:34:51,141
[Ian] You enjoy watching people fuck up.
You pick on them till they do.
575
00:34:51,220 --> 00:34:53,340
I think you do it
to feel better about yourself.
576
00:34:53,421 --> 00:34:57,981
-Walk away, Ian. While you can.
-How much for that boxing gear?
577
00:34:58,061 --> 00:35:00,901
-What?
-I'll buy it back off ya.
578
00:35:00,981 --> 00:35:04,461
[sighs] Let it go, son.
You don't have that kind of money.
579
00:35:04,541 --> 00:35:06,181
A grand.
580
00:35:06,261 --> 00:35:08,581
-[Paddy] It's worth treble.
-[Ian] And it's used.
581
00:35:08,661 --> 00:35:11,141
-Fifteen hundred.
-Why the fuck are you doing this?
582
00:35:11,221 --> 00:35:15,621
Cos I wanna keep the boxing club open.
It might not have suited you,
583
00:35:15,701 --> 00:35:17,261
but it's been good to me.
584
00:35:17,340 --> 00:35:20,340
Is that what you heard?
Is that what Jock told you?
585
00:35:20,421 --> 00:35:24,820
-It didn't suit me.
-Yeah. Cos you never wanted to fight fair.
586
00:35:28,981 --> 00:35:32,461
[Paddy] You'll be pouring it
down the drain. That club's jinxed.
587
00:35:33,141 --> 00:35:37,261
[crowd exclaims]
588
00:35:42,820 --> 00:35:45,141
-[Paddy] Jock doesn't deserve a lifeline.
-[Ian] I'm not doing it for him.
589
00:35:45,221 --> 00:35:47,741
-I'm doing it for lads like me.
-[cheering, applause]
590
00:35:53,141 --> 00:35:56,101
[tense music]
591
00:36:06,021 --> 00:36:10,021
[music intensifies]
592
00:36:24,541 --> 00:36:27,541
[cheering]
593
00:36:32,421 --> 00:36:34,901
[Maxine] Thanks, Micky. Sorry about that.
594
00:36:37,421 --> 00:36:42,021
-[cheering, indistinct chatter]
-[guitar playing]
595
00:36:45,421 --> 00:36:48,101
-You decided what you're gonna sing yet?
-No.
596
00:36:48,181 --> 00:36:51,780
You really know chuff all about kids!
Liam's rivals are here.
597
00:36:51,860 --> 00:36:53,621
Snidey little bastards.
598
00:36:53,701 --> 00:36:57,421
-They'll crucify him.
-I know, I didn't put him up to it.
599
00:36:57,501 --> 00:36:59,860
-I'll try and talk him out of it.
-Wait. Let me.
600
00:36:59,941 --> 00:37:02,461
-[upbeat music plays]
-[applause, indistinct chatter]
601
00:37:02,541 --> 00:37:04,941
[inaudible]
602
00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:15,101
You've never performed in front of family,
let alone the Chatsworth.
603
00:37:15,181 --> 00:37:17,181
And you can't make a guitar hip-hop.
604
00:37:17,261 --> 00:37:20,261
Did you fix this so I'd play again
or to score points?
605
00:37:20,340 --> 00:37:21,380
No!
606
00:37:22,061 --> 00:37:25,021
I mean, of course I want you to play.
607
00:37:25,101 --> 00:37:26,300
For yourself.
608
00:37:27,181 --> 00:37:28,101
I care.
609
00:37:28,181 --> 00:37:30,780
I care about all of ya.
Even your bloody dad!
610
00:37:30,860 --> 00:37:32,901
Why? He's rubbish at everything.
611
00:37:32,981 --> 00:37:35,221
-Soon as you realise that, you'll leave.
-I won't.
612
00:37:36,101 --> 00:37:37,621
I know what I've bought into.
613
00:37:38,661 --> 00:37:41,181
It may not seem perfect, but what is?
614
00:37:41,261 --> 00:37:43,300
God, look at the baggage I lug about.
615
00:37:45,101 --> 00:37:47,581
I think we both need each other.
616
00:37:47,661 --> 00:37:49,340
Why not give us a chance, eh?
617
00:37:50,581 --> 00:37:53,780
[Karen] Our next act
must really fancy his chances.
618
00:37:53,860 --> 00:37:55,261
Playing acoustic guitar...
619
00:37:55,340 --> 00:37:58,021
-[Libby] You don't need to do this, love!
-Yeah, I do.
620
00:37:58,101 --> 00:38:01,300
-...it's our Liam Gallagher!
-[cheering, applause]
621
00:38:12,501 --> 00:38:16,340
[unskilfully strums guitar]
622
00:38:17,860 --> 00:38:21,501
-[Feral] Off, off, off! Get off!
-[crowd joins in] Off!
623
00:38:23,340 --> 00:38:26,021
[jeering]
624
00:38:30,021 --> 00:38:31,981
[sighs deeply]
625
00:38:47,820 --> 00:38:50,621
[cheering]
626
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:56,860
[applause]
627
00:39:20,221 --> 00:39:23,780
[woman] Our Dean,
get off that table, you poof!
628
00:39:23,860 --> 00:39:26,021
[booing, jeering]
629
00:39:29,141 --> 00:39:31,101
Shut up!
630
00:39:31,181 --> 00:39:32,741
Don't you dare.
631
00:39:36,741 --> 00:39:38,380
-[cheering]
-[guitar playing]
632
00:39:50,380 --> 00:39:52,181
Ian, you've got to come, it's Jock!
633
00:39:53,221 --> 00:39:54,221
Micky, now!
634
00:39:57,221 --> 00:39:59,501
Fucking stupid bastard!
635
00:39:59,581 --> 00:40:00,541
[Ian coughs]
636
00:40:01,340 --> 00:40:04,581
["You'll Never Walk Alone"
playing on piano]
637
00:40:06,661 --> 00:40:11,021
[Mimi sings tunelessly]
♪ When you walk ♪
638
00:40:11,101 --> 00:40:12,340
Jock!
639
00:40:12,421 --> 00:40:15,101
[Mimi] ♪ Through the storm ♪
640
00:40:15,181 --> 00:40:20,981
♪ Hold your head up high ♪
641
00:40:21,061 --> 00:40:23,820
-[clapping]
-Well done! That's the winner!
642
00:40:23,901 --> 00:40:25,901
[male judge] Congratulations.
643
00:40:27,941 --> 00:40:29,741
You put them up to this?
644
00:40:30,981 --> 00:40:34,461
[shouting] That's your idea
of bleeding support?
645
00:40:36,621 --> 00:40:43,380
♪ And don't be afraid
Of... ♪
646
00:40:43,461 --> 00:40:46,181
[Ian] Jock, you're safe.
Hold on, we'll get you out of there!
647
00:40:46,261 --> 00:40:48,061
[Maxine] It's not safe. Micky, tell him!
648
00:40:48,141 --> 00:40:49,421
-No!
-[Maxine] Stop him!
649
00:40:50,621 --> 00:40:55,780
[Shane harmonises]
♪ At the end of the storm... ♪
650
00:40:55,860 --> 00:40:57,421
-[indistinct shouting]
-[coughing]
651
00:40:57,501 --> 00:41:03,261
♪ Is a golden sky ♪
652
00:41:03,340 --> 00:41:10,300
♪ And the sweet silver song ♪
653
00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:17,061
♪ Of the lark ♪
654
00:41:18,981 --> 00:41:25,820
♪ Walk on through the wind ♪
655
00:41:25,901 --> 00:41:32,661
♪ Walk on through the rain ♪
656
00:41:32,741 --> 00:41:39,461
♪ Though your dreams be tossed ♪
657
00:41:39,541 --> 00:41:46,461
♪ And blown ♪
658
00:41:47,181 --> 00:41:53,581
♪ Walk on, walk on ♪
659
00:41:54,261 --> 00:42:00,901
♪ With hope in your heart ♪
660
00:42:00,981 --> 00:42:07,181
♪ And you'll never walk ♪
661
00:42:08,141 --> 00:42:11,221
♪ alone ♪
662
00:42:14,021 --> 00:42:21,021
♪ You'll never walk ♪
663
00:42:22,061 --> 00:42:28,541
-♪ alone... ♪
-[cheering, applause]
664
00:42:30,901 --> 00:42:32,261
[song ends]
665
00:42:34,461 --> 00:42:35,901
[applause fades]
666
00:42:49,981 --> 00:42:51,981
[Paddy]
You don't deserve friends like these.
667
00:42:53,421 --> 00:42:55,021
Fuck happened between you two?
668
00:42:57,300 --> 00:42:58,901
D'you wanna tell him or shall I?
669
00:43:09,021 --> 00:43:10,380
It was a long time ago.
670
00:43:11,860 --> 00:43:14,300
And neither of us came out
of it with any credit.
671
00:43:15,181 --> 00:43:16,101
Doesn't matter.
672
00:43:17,181 --> 00:43:18,300
Needs telling.
673
00:43:21,501 --> 00:43:24,860
Bastard hung me out to dry.
Said he'd taken me as far as he could,
674
00:43:25,501 --> 00:43:27,181
but he was lying out of his arse.
675
00:43:28,340 --> 00:43:31,300
He was being bankrolled by gangsters
and when they needed muscle,
676
00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:34,021
they got the best of his stable.
677
00:43:35,900 --> 00:43:36,981
That Judas...
678
00:43:39,380 --> 00:43:40,340
gave me up,
679
00:43:41,581 --> 00:43:44,141
after treating me like fuckin'...
680
00:43:49,261 --> 00:43:51,261
I tried to send you back to your mother.
681
00:43:51,340 --> 00:43:54,261
[scoffs] I couldn't go back to Belfast.
682
00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:57,701
I was a dead man there! You knew that.
I wanted away from that shite.
683
00:43:57,780 --> 00:43:59,501
You should've stuck up for me,
684
00:43:59,581 --> 00:44:02,181
but you dropped me right back in it,
you weak... fuck.
685
00:44:03,421 --> 00:44:04,661
I was just a boy.
686
00:44:07,900 --> 00:44:10,261
Was never good enough
to be a contender, but...
687
00:44:11,221 --> 00:44:14,421
I had a shot at being decent. Not bad.
688
00:44:17,661 --> 00:44:19,741
Instead, I've just been a fucking letdown.
689
00:44:24,661 --> 00:44:25,900
I'm so sorry, son.
690
00:44:30,621 --> 00:44:32,261
[Micky] I'm not gonna be a fireman.
691
00:44:34,221 --> 00:44:37,101
-[sad orchestral music]
-I failed.
692
00:44:39,780 --> 00:44:40,900
My last test.
693
00:44:46,780 --> 00:44:47,941
I lied.
694
00:44:51,820 --> 00:44:53,621
Just...
695
00:44:57,141 --> 00:44:59,900
I just wanted to get one over on you, Dad.
696
00:45:07,900 --> 00:45:09,461
Fuck's sake, son, who cares?
697
00:45:12,900 --> 00:45:15,541
You're a hero.
698
00:45:15,621 --> 00:45:18,261
Better man than I'll ever fucking be.
699
00:45:21,461 --> 00:45:22,860
[door closes]
700
00:45:22,941 --> 00:45:26,741
[Micky] I never knew what people meant
when they said: "I don't feel meself."
701
00:45:28,061 --> 00:45:31,340
I'd be like: "Really? Not even a tickle?"
702
00:45:34,021 --> 00:45:36,581
I had no idea it was about
how happy they were.
703
00:45:36,661 --> 00:45:38,101
You know, in themselves.
704
00:45:39,380 --> 00:45:41,661
[Ian, Micky laugh]
705
00:45:46,621 --> 00:45:48,541
[Micky] Confidence is like love, innit?
706
00:45:48,621 --> 00:45:51,701
We all want some,
but it's hard to hold on to.
707
00:45:51,780 --> 00:45:55,181
Some get lucky. They're born sure.
708
00:45:55,261 --> 00:45:56,621
Bastards.
709
00:45:58,900 --> 00:46:03,221
Others find their feet eventually,
after a lot of tumbles.
710
00:46:03,300 --> 00:46:04,501
[sighs with relief]
711
00:46:05,661 --> 00:46:08,581
[Micky] Then there's the ones
who get a buzz when they achieve stuff.
712
00:46:08,661 --> 00:46:10,860
But they're up and down.
713
00:46:10,941 --> 00:46:14,261
The rest have one good day
where they can take on the world,
714
00:46:14,340 --> 00:46:17,021
but mostly crap ones.
715
00:46:17,101 --> 00:46:21,221
Thing is,
since I started believing a bit more,
716
00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:25,860
I have been feeling myself, fucking loads.
717
00:46:25,941 --> 00:46:27,900
And it feels mega!
718
00:46:32,860 --> 00:46:34,421
A prisoner in your own body.
719
00:46:34,501 --> 00:46:36,981
Your only escape,
your only release, in your dreams.
720
00:46:37,061 --> 00:46:40,181
Maybe miracles don't just happen
to other people.
721
00:46:40,261 --> 00:46:41,981
-Shit!
-Your dad's in The Jockey.
722
00:46:43,261 --> 00:46:45,101
[Kelly] Count this as a warning,
723
00:46:45,181 --> 00:46:47,181
-Daddy dearest.
-Or what?
724
00:46:47,261 --> 00:46:50,900
I'm sick of being told what to do.
Now, you're gonna do some listening.
725
00:46:52,820 --> 00:46:55,860
Father Francis, here for the cure.
726
00:46:56,741 --> 00:46:57,741
Jesus!
727
00:47:39,581 --> 00:47:41,820
[Carl pants]
728
00:47:43,860 --> 00:47:45,101
[man] Carl Gallagher?
729
00:47:47,300 --> 00:47:48,541
Is it your dad?
730
00:47:50,860 --> 00:47:52,061
Boyfriend?
731
00:47:54,101 --> 00:47:55,221
Who's asking?
732
00:48:01,340 --> 00:48:03,021
[fight bell rings]
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