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[intro music]
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[imitates train] Tickets this way
for the Chatsworth Express!
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Come and watch pikeys
making a mess of the lives
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they were given by him upstairs.
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And kids they're convinced
aren't actually theirs.
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[shouts] Stay away!
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What sounds on earth could ever replace
kids needing money or wives in your face?
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Cos this, people reckon, and me included,
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is why pubs and drugs
were kindly invented,
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to calm us all down
and stop us going mental.
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These are Chatsworth Estate's
basic essentials.
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We are worth every penny
for grinding your axes.
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You shit on our heads,
but you pay the taxes.
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[all laughing]
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Imagine a Britain
without Chatsworth buccaneers
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who'd come on your face
for the price of a beer.
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Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now!
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Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now!
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[laughing]
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Scatter!
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Party!
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[music fades out]
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[Liam] Had double maths today.
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We had to make up our own sums.
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Peter Brannigan calculated how many times
a bloke'll masturbate in their lifetime.
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-[school bell rings]
-[Liam] Didn't use that word, though.
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Got a detention.
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I worked out the total number of days
I spent with Mum before she left. Twice.
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Hiya, love.
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[Liam] Came to 1,976.
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Made your favourite.
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[Liam] Not great when you consider
I've been on the planet for 4,382.
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Makes you want to become self-sufficient.
You know, cope with stuff on your own.
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Means no one will ever let you down again.
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Oh, and in case you're wondering,
it's 5,783.
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The number of times a bloke will you know.
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What they teach you at school?
How to be a twat?
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-She's been cooking all afternoon.
-Didn't ask her to.
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She's bending over backwards for you.
Show some respect.
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She's trynna impress Dad.
Needs a roof over her head.
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Grow up!
They're here to stay, so get used to it.
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I'll give them a month.
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Stella loves having 'em here.
Never seen her so happy.
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Sleeping through for the first time ever.
Don't fuck it up for her.
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[doorbell rings incessantly]
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Hold yer friggin' horses!
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[knocking at door]
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Dad found out I'm gay.
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Left a porno in the bathroom
and he went schizo.
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He did that?
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-I'm going round.
-[Ian] You're not!
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-Sounds like he's lost the plot.
-Didn't Mum do anything?
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[Bruce] She wasn't there.
She hasn't been for a month.
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She's ran off with another bloke.
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And nobody bothered to tell me? Thanks!
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I don't wanna go back there
until he's calmed down.
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Stay here for a few days.
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-Cheers, mate.
-[Micky] You can sleep with me.
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Top to tail. [tuts]
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So, how did your dads react
when they found out?
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What, they don't know?
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I'm just... waiting for the right moment,
you know.
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-There's no point telling him anymore.
-What d'you mean?
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-We're seeing each other.
-Fuck me! So, you're bi?
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-Just... found the right person.
-[Micky gags]
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Oi, greedy arse,
you gonna pass that or what?
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[Ian goads Micky]
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-I didn't hear your dad come in.
-He didn't.
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-So, who's that for, then?
-Me.
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No, you don't. It's illegal.
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-You can't tell me what to do!
-What's with you lately? Know what?
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Don't bother speaking at all
if you're gonna be a cheeky little prick.
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Night, love.
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[slurring]
Now, that's what I call service!
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[Lillian] I'll be wanting
some money off this. A dent in it.
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Yeah, I know. Saw you do it. Full price.
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-Ten pence cheaper at Cost Chopper.
-Piss off to Cost Chopper, then!
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I'll be buying me girls' condoms
elsewhere and all!
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You gotta stop taking
your sexual frustration out on customers.
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Oh, is Jamie still making the earth move?
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-Yeah, I've got a great sex life, thanks.
-[scoffs] Really?
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So, when did you last come?
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[moaning, panting]
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[Karen screams]
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[guttural moans]
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-How many times, Joe? It's over.
-You're doing my fucking head in.
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This is getting sorted out.
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It's already sorted.
I'm with the bloke that I wanna be with.
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-Yeah?
-Deal with it.
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Right.
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I will.
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Morning, love.
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Made any friends at big school?
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You're welcome to invite 'em back for tea.
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Long as they aren't gingas.
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-[Libby] What about breakfast?
-I'm all right.
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-I'm worried about him.
-[door closes]
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Worry's like a rocking chair.
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Gives ya something to do
but never fucking gets ya anywhere.
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Needs his cherry popping.
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I think it's obvious
what his behaviour's signifying.
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-He needs mothering.
-Have to bloody find her first.
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-Bit early, innit?
-I'm still in a bit of pain.
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Now... you need to be discreet
to survive around 'ere.
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Anyone finds out you're a mincer,
your life won't be worth living.
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So, just follow my lead,
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and if a bloke catches you perving...
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-What you looking at, you faggot?
-...there's only one way out of it.
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Dunno, but you're looking at Maguire.
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[man grunts in pain]
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-[Ian] Bruce!
-[man groans and splutters]
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[keys jangling]
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I dunno what you bothered
changing the locks for.
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He'll never wanna step foot in here again!
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-[Cameron] So, he went crawling to you?
-He couldn't get far, could he?
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You haven't got a bloody clue
what it's been like here.
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Turning your back on your own son!
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He smokes that marijuana shit
from the minute he wakes up.
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Oh, right, so you chucked him out
for being a stoner.
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[Cameron]
He needed a wake-up call, the loser!
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Coward! You're just making up excuses
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to cover up for the fact
that you threw him out because he's gay.
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-Bruce is what?
-Pathetic!
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I'm just glad
Mum's seen the light at last.
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She shoulda left you years ago.
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-You gonna give me a crack as well?
-What the fuck's he been telling ya?
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-I'm going to call the police.
-He'll be at Homework Club or summat
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-It's nearly ten!
-He could be at a friend's.
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I don't like this, he's not been himself.
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[sighs]
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-Oh, cheers, great welcome.
-Liam's not home from school yet.
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Probably run off,
wouldn't be the first time.
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I knew a lad who ran away to London once.
Ended up living in the slums,
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forced into a life of crime.
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-That'll be Oliver Twist.
-He'll be back when he wants feeding.
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-Thought of entering Father of the Year?
-[Patty] You read all sorts these days.
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Anything could have happened to him.
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You're a proper little ray of sunshine,
you know that?
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-[door opens]
-Oh, thank God!
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We thought you were on
a train heading somewhere exotic.
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-So, where've you been?
-Out.
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[Libby] I thought we could go
to town Saturday. Just you and me.
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-Who's she?
-That's Wayne Dobson's little sister.
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-Why's she here?
-You two can go upstairs and play.
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-I'm 11.
-No, I mean go and...
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"play".
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[sassy jazz music]
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Would you like me
to read you a bedtime story?
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-So, were you in the Army?
-RAF.
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[Liam] What plane did you fly?
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Spitfire.
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-What was the name of your squadron?
-This is worse than the bloody Gestapo.
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Your school said it'd only take half hour.
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I don't wanna do this
any more than you do.
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I wanted someone from World War I,
but they're all dead.
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Stupid bloody soldiers
and stupid bloody wars.
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"We make war that we may live in peace."
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-Aristotle.
-Whatever.
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Be a lot less bother
if people actually talked,
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told each other what was wrong.
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Like Churchill said,
"Less war war, more jaw jaw."
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[pants]
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[coughs, breathing heavily]
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Piss off if you're going.
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-How long have you got?
-I said piss off.
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[nostalgic brass music]
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-[panting] You've done this before.
-I'm surrounded by cabbages at home.
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I better go.
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Your teacher said you'd fail this module
if you didn't get this assignment in.
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Come tomorrow, huh?
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Let yourself in. Any time.
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[pop music plays on stereo]
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D'you ever get gay boys in 'ere?
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Only the ones who like hospital food.
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-What you drinking?
-Better have a pint.
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Two pints, please, Karen.
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-Straight enough for ya?
-You don't have to go overboard.
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Mam, this is Bruce, Maxine's brother.
He's staying with us.
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About time we had a bit
of eye candy round here, ey, Karen?
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-Mimi Maguire.
-Oh, Katie's nana?
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You must really miss her.
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-Feel like I've had me heart ripped out.
-I hear she doted on you.
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I was always in her nightmares.
Saving her from the monsters, like.
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Good looking lad like you could have her
with the click of a finger.
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-She's not got the right bits.
-He means she's not his type.
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He likes big tits, not fried eggs.
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I'm gay.
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Urgh!
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[Frank] Better stick some Kylie
on the jukebox for the fudge-packer.
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[laughter]
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[laughter, jeering]
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-[punter 1] Go on!
-[punter 2] Get it, Frank.
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[jeering, laughter]
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He only went
and told everyone he's a Mary.
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I just wish you'd had
the bloody decency to tell me first.
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I'm not really.
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-I saw you in the pub.
-I was just having a laugh.
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Why'd you tell everyone
that's why I kicked you out?
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I kicked him out
to force him to sort himself out.
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-Make-up!
-You snidey little--
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We all tell porkies occasionally.
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He's not a doctor. He isn't anything.
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-You complete fuck-up.
-I needed somewhere to--
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[Maxine] Just go!
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-Gonna miss footie practice tonight.
-You miss footie?
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Must be seeing a bird.
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-Well, are ya?
-Yeah.
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[Frank] Mimi?
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Any chance of sticking
this one on the slate?
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Same chance as me sitting on yer face.
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The milk of human kindness curdles
and turns slowly sour.
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[sighs heavily]
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-Yes, mate?
-Pint and a whisky chaser.
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Double.
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-[devious music]
-[Frank] It's like a jungle out there.
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Sometimes I wonder
how I keep from going under.
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So, well, they say
a problem shared is a problem halved.
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[mutters] Get him a drink.
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Oh, cheers.
You're a gent. Frank Gallagher.
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-Ian's father?
-Well, sort of.
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Cameron Donnelly. Maxine's dad.
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[chuckles] The meeting of the in-laws!
Mimi, line 'em up.
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Need to celebrate
the coming together of two noble tribes.
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Great. Cheers, mate.
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[sighs with satisfaction, burps] So...
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either your missus left you
or you just discovered your son's a poof.
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-Both.
-Shit!
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Two emergency Es, Mimi.
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What would you do
if you found out your son was bent?
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Actually...
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I don't think I'd mind.
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It has its advantages, doesn't it?
They don't have nippers,
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so you haven't got
robbing grandkids bleeding you dry.
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They've got lots of girlie mates,
so you've got plenty to ogle at.
235
00:16:03,901 --> 00:16:06,901
And statistically they die younger,
y'know, AIDS and shit.
236
00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:08,740
You may come into a bit of money,
237
00:16:08,821 --> 00:16:11,100
plus you never have to run
a Hoover over again.
238
00:16:11,181 --> 00:16:15,460
They like a nice, clean home, don't they?
Hey, what would you do, Paddy,
239
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:17,860
if you discovered one
of your lads was a fruit?
240
00:16:18,860 --> 00:16:20,021
I'd do the right thing.
241
00:16:21,701 --> 00:16:23,220
Put him out of his misery.
242
00:16:23,301 --> 00:16:26,901
[tense music]
243
00:16:46,581 --> 00:16:49,220
-You go to fucking night school!
-Why are you following me?
244
00:16:50,421 --> 00:16:52,581
Wanted to see what she looked like.
Where is she?
245
00:16:52,661 --> 00:16:54,421
Finishing off her macramé basket?
246
00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:56,581
What's this?
247
00:16:58,581 --> 00:17:02,821
I've to write down the times I get narked.
I'm doing an anger management course.
248
00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:05,261
Yeah, right.
249
00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:09,140
There's no girlfriend?
250
00:17:13,461 --> 00:17:15,741
-Look, if you're doing this for me--
-I'm not.
251
00:17:17,021 --> 00:17:19,660
I need to sort meself out.
I know I've got a problem.
252
00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:22,821
-[Karen] You could've told me.
-None of your business.
253
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:26,061
-It is if you talk about me in there.
-[exasperated] I talk about me.
254
00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:28,461
You can't do this on your own.
255
00:17:28,541 --> 00:17:30,180
-I can help.
-Leave it!
256
00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:37,861
-[laughter]
-[Libby] Oh, thank the Lord!
257
00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:39,861
I phoned all the hospitals, Frank.
258
00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:42,261
-That's a strange habit.
-[Carl] Like a dog,
259
00:17:42,341 --> 00:17:45,301
-always finds his way home eventually.
-Come and sit down.
260
00:17:45,381 --> 00:17:48,141
-[Patty] Oh!
-[Frank, Cameron laugh]
261
00:17:48,221 --> 00:17:51,781
[Frank] Hey, I didn't know
the Tories knew how to party!
262
00:17:51,861 --> 00:17:55,101
[to tune of football chant]
Cameron, Cameron, Cameron.
263
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,741
[Carl] Where were you again last night?
264
00:17:57,821 --> 00:18:00,021
-I think he's got a girlfriend.
-[Frank goads]
265
00:18:00,101 --> 00:18:02,781
We don't all need adoration
to mask our insecurities.
266
00:18:02,861 --> 00:18:06,061
It's not a problem if she's a minger, son.
267
00:18:06,141 --> 00:18:07,420
[Cameron laughs]
268
00:18:07,501 --> 00:18:10,221
-[laughs] We all have to start somewhere.
-I was at Reggie's.
269
00:18:10,301 --> 00:18:12,581
Bring him round.
Let's see if he's as geeky as you.
270
00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:13,701
[Liam] He can't walk.
271
00:18:14,621 --> 00:18:17,061
You don't wanna hang around
with a raspberry ripple.
272
00:18:17,141 --> 00:18:20,021
-It's crap for your street cred.
-He doesn't go to my school.
273
00:18:20,101 --> 00:18:22,221
[Cameron] Even worse!
Kid from another school,
274
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:24,781
-you got to beat the shit out of 'em.
-[Frank grunts]
275
00:18:24,861 --> 00:18:28,341
-Oh, don't do that again, sir.
-He doesn't go to any school.
276
00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:29,420
He's 84.
277
00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:34,700
[Frank scoffs] What are you doing
spending all your time
278
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,541
-with a coffin-dodger for?
-You know what for.
279
00:18:37,621 --> 00:18:39,581
You signed the consent form for school.
280
00:18:40,741 --> 00:18:44,940
-I just don't show up on your radar, do I?
-Who is he? Where's he live?
281
00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:50,781
Come here. Give me the bag.
Give me the bag!
282
00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:54,141
-Get off!
-No! It's mine.
283
00:18:54,221 --> 00:18:55,981
[Frank laughs hysterically]
284
00:18:56,061 --> 00:18:58,021
-What's this?
-[laughter continues]
285
00:18:59,021 --> 00:19:01,221
-When did this come?
-[Libby] Get off, Frank.
286
00:19:01,301 --> 00:19:03,501
We're worried sick about her
and you kept this to yourself?
287
00:19:03,581 --> 00:19:04,700
Easy, Carl.
288
00:19:04,781 --> 00:19:06,541
-Four days ago!
-Debbie sent it to me.
289
00:19:06,621 --> 00:19:08,581
It's mine, it's private.
290
00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:12,660
"Dear Liam, hope you lot
haven't burnt the bloody house down.
291
00:19:13,381 --> 00:19:15,781
By the time you read this
I'll be in Afghanistan.
292
00:19:15,861 --> 00:19:18,940
-[Frank and Libby sigh]
-Just been told I've been posted there."
293
00:19:19,021 --> 00:19:22,061
[Libby] Is this what
you've been worried about?
294
00:19:22,141 --> 00:19:23,821
-Liam!
-[sobs] Afghanistan!
295
00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:26,101
-If you need to talk...
-[door slams]
296
00:19:28,461 --> 00:19:31,141
[Reggie] If you 're after
getting something off your chest,
297
00:19:31,221 --> 00:19:35,221
some sort of touchy-feely nonsense,
you've come to the wrong place.
298
00:19:35,301 --> 00:19:37,981
All I'm after's a bit of privacy,
so that's fine by me.
299
00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:42,261
You're having a bad time.
Don't worry, it won't last for ever.
300
00:19:51,221 --> 00:19:52,900
[breathlessly] What the hell's this?
301
00:19:52,981 --> 00:19:55,061
It's for you, for helping with my project.
302
00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:58,420
You shouldn't go wasting your money.
303
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:02,261
I've... I've got enough shit
in this place as it is.
304
00:20:03,341 --> 00:20:04,341
[exclaims]
305
00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:13,940
What was it like?
306
00:20:15,420 --> 00:20:16,381
Flying?
307
00:20:19,821 --> 00:20:21,461
I don't want to talk about it.
308
00:20:22,581 --> 00:20:24,981
-[machine gunfire]
-[plane engine rumbling]
309
00:20:27,221 --> 00:20:30,341
[Liam] I read a lot of pilots
found it hard to cope after the war.
310
00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:32,021
Missed it so much.
311
00:20:33,341 --> 00:20:35,621
[air raid siren]
312
00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:40,541
Reggie. Reggie.
313
00:20:40,621 --> 00:20:42,621
-Yeah?
-[beeping]
314
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:45,660
[Reggie laughs]
315
00:20:46,381 --> 00:20:51,021
You're the only person I know
who enjoys meals on wheels.
316
00:20:51,981 --> 00:20:54,940
-[Liam] Why d'you get them delivered?
-Legs don't work.
317
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:58,621
No one to push me, since I lost the wife.
318
00:21:00,541 --> 00:21:04,021
-Why don't you ask for some help?
-I like to keep myself to myself.
319
00:21:05,861 --> 00:21:07,301
Like a bit of privacy.
320
00:21:16,501 --> 00:21:20,021
-[squeak and pop]
-Two little ducks, 22.
321
00:21:21,501 --> 00:21:23,940
-Kelly, love, Libby wants a word.
-It's about Liam.
322
00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:28,381
-[Kelly] What's up?
-He's just really withdrawn.
323
00:21:28,461 --> 00:21:30,180
Plus he's lost his appetite.
324
00:21:30,821 --> 00:21:32,821
-I thought he might open up to you.
-[pop]
325
00:21:33,541 --> 00:21:36,141
Young and keen, number 15.
326
00:21:36,221 --> 00:21:38,501
How's he doing at school?
Made any friends?
327
00:21:38,581 --> 00:21:41,821
Not really.
But he has befriended a retired gentleman.
328
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:43,261
-[squeaks]
-Always round there.
329
00:21:43,341 --> 00:21:46,660
-[Lillian] S and M, number 10.
-What's wrong?
330
00:21:46,741 --> 00:21:51,381
Well, why would an old geezer
wanna spend time with an 11-year-old boy?
331
00:21:53,741 --> 00:21:55,501
-I'll have a word.
-[squeak, pop]
332
00:21:55,581 --> 00:21:58,101
[Lillian] Danny La Rue, 52.
333
00:21:58,180 --> 00:21:59,781
Where have they all come from?
334
00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:02,741
Autumn Days. Nursing home on Brewer Lane.
335
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:06,660
[Lillian] Sister-in-law works there.
She's give me the entertainment budget.
336
00:22:06,741 --> 00:22:09,261
They keep forgetting
to cross off the bloody numbers.
337
00:22:09,341 --> 00:22:10,741
-Senile!
-[pop]
338
00:22:14,261 --> 00:22:15,341
[strains]
339
00:22:18,261 --> 00:22:19,821
[pants, gags]
340
00:22:22,381 --> 00:22:24,061
-[grunts with effort]
-[gags]
341
00:22:25,141 --> 00:22:27,101
Frank Gallagher!
342
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,741
[wistful music]
343
00:22:39,180 --> 00:22:40,861
[plane engine rumbling]
344
00:22:42,501 --> 00:22:46,221
[Reggie] Sky, speed, adrenaline,
345
00:22:46,301 --> 00:22:50,101
the best thrill,
the purest high of my entire life!
346
00:22:50,180 --> 00:22:51,460
Feel it.
347
00:22:51,541 --> 00:22:54,261
Feel it. Feel it, lad.
That energy, that strength!
348
00:22:54,341 --> 00:22:57,861
That's how we lived.
That's how we got through it.
349
00:22:57,940 --> 00:22:59,541
Grasp every opportunity.
350
00:22:59,621 --> 00:23:02,861
Take it and squeeze every second
out of every minute,
351
00:23:02,940 --> 00:23:05,581
out of every hour, out of every day,
352
00:23:05,660 --> 00:23:08,981
-knowing it could be your last.
-[echoing] No!
353
00:23:09,061 --> 00:23:11,541
[Reggie] Every bullet
that whistled through the air,
354
00:23:11,621 --> 00:23:14,221
every streak of fire
that flew from the enemy guns,
355
00:23:14,301 --> 00:23:16,741
could mean you'd be over, like that.
356
00:23:16,821 --> 00:23:19,341
-[explosion]
-[Reggie] Faces melted,
357
00:23:19,420 --> 00:23:21,621
blown apart, torn limb from limb.
358
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:23,541
-The screams, the pleas.
-[screaming]
359
00:23:23,621 --> 00:23:25,981
[Reggie] You would not tell
with such high zest
360
00:23:26,061 --> 00:23:30,180
to children
ardent for some desperate glory
361
00:23:30,261 --> 00:23:36,381
the old lie:
"Dulce et decorum est Pro patria mori."
362
00:23:36,460 --> 00:23:39,420
My sister's just been sent to Afghanistan.
363
00:23:41,221 --> 00:23:42,221
I'm sorry.
364
00:23:43,621 --> 00:23:45,420
But that's how it is.
365
00:23:45,501 --> 00:23:47,861
[giggles]
366
00:23:50,301 --> 00:23:51,581
[giggles]
367
00:23:57,781 --> 00:23:59,621
[giggles]
368
00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:01,301
The nutter's flipped again.
369
00:24:05,781 --> 00:24:07,621
-Karen, what the fuck?
-What?
370
00:24:07,700 --> 00:24:10,741
There's a free Engie Benjy
in selected boxes.
371
00:24:10,821 --> 00:24:12,420
He's Connor's favourite.
372
00:24:26,061 --> 00:24:28,180
Not our lucky day... hey?
373
00:24:33,341 --> 00:24:34,460
Sorry about the mess.
374
00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:45,581
Hey, hey.
How much did you get for her? [laughs]
375
00:24:47,180 --> 00:24:49,541
[sighs] You okay, kiddo?
376
00:24:51,581 --> 00:24:53,301
I, uh...
377
00:24:53,381 --> 00:24:54,861
hear you've got a new friend.
378
00:24:54,940 --> 00:24:56,341
[sighs]
379
00:24:57,501 --> 00:25:00,541
Where'd you get the cash for all that?
380
00:25:00,621 --> 00:25:02,021
Used my dinner money.
381
00:25:03,621 --> 00:25:05,221
You get free meals.
382
00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:10,341
-How did the interview go?
-All right. Okay.
383
00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:12,541
Good. I dunno.
384
00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:15,381
Well, they'd be stupid not to take you on.
385
00:25:16,781 --> 00:25:19,541
What does a head cleaner do, anyway?
Get a bigger brush?
386
00:25:28,381 --> 00:25:31,541
You did the right thing.
He needs to stand on his own two feet.
387
00:25:31,621 --> 00:25:33,621
Chucking your own brother
out on the streets?
388
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:34,541
Homophobe!
389
00:25:38,821 --> 00:25:40,061
What can I get for ya?
390
00:25:40,821 --> 00:25:41,741
[Maxine laughs]
391
00:25:45,021 --> 00:25:46,821
[Ian] Two pints. Vodka and coke.
392
00:25:48,261 --> 00:25:49,660
He said anything about me?
393
00:25:51,261 --> 00:25:53,301
Only that you made him very welcome.
394
00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:57,180
Considering he's a royalty-loving,
right-wing nonce,
395
00:25:57,261 --> 00:25:59,781
-your dad's quite a laugh. Innit?
-You've met me dad?
396
00:25:59,861 --> 00:26:02,660
Met? He was Sonny to my Cher.
397
00:26:03,301 --> 00:26:05,420
Portland Street Hotel. We're barred.
398
00:26:06,101 --> 00:26:08,420
It's nice to know
he's busy enjoying himself.
399
00:26:10,940 --> 00:26:13,021
I don't think he's coping very well.
400
00:26:13,101 --> 00:26:16,301
That's why he needed
some medicinal support.
401
00:26:17,101 --> 00:26:19,381
Listen. As much as we care about our kids,
402
00:26:19,460 --> 00:26:21,741
we don't always do
the right thing by them.
403
00:26:23,021 --> 00:26:26,341
Even I have been neglectful on occasion.
404
00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:28,341
He doesn't give a shit about me.
405
00:26:29,141 --> 00:26:32,021
-He never has.
-You see, that's where you're wrong.
406
00:26:32,981 --> 00:26:36,021
You leaving home and living with us
was a kick in the teeth for him.
407
00:26:36,101 --> 00:26:37,301
Said so himself.
408
00:26:40,541 --> 00:26:43,981
Listen, you're gonna have to act straight
when you're serving.
409
00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:46,821
Good job I left my Lycra hot pants
at me dad's, innit.
410
00:26:47,581 --> 00:26:51,700
The punters aren't used to it.
Don't usually get arse-bandits round here.
411
00:26:52,660 --> 00:26:55,021
I'm not the only bloke here
who gets a stiffy
412
00:26:55,101 --> 00:26:56,261
watching the rugby league.
413
00:27:03,381 --> 00:27:04,420
[whispers] Hi, son.
414
00:27:05,821 --> 00:27:07,900
[doorbell rings]
415
00:27:14,261 --> 00:27:15,541
Excuse me.
416
00:27:20,420 --> 00:27:21,621
What the fu...
417
00:27:25,861 --> 00:27:26,821
What?
418
00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:30,021
Your mother's left me up shit creek.
419
00:27:31,261 --> 00:27:32,341
When did you last eat?
420
00:27:33,061 --> 00:27:34,261
Can't remember.
421
00:27:34,981 --> 00:27:38,301
Right, get your arse in the bath.
Tea'll be ready when you come down.
422
00:27:39,021 --> 00:27:41,180
And chuck your dirty washing downstairs.
423
00:27:45,700 --> 00:27:47,341
[Joe] Did "time-outs" tonight.
424
00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:50,821
Leaving a situation
whenever you start to feel uptight.
425
00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:53,621
Yeah, well, I think it's a load of
touchy-feely bollocks.
426
00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:55,861
Well, it's working.
As you've already seen.
427
00:27:58,180 --> 00:28:01,501
I can see why your Liam
likes goin' that old boy's house.
428
00:28:01,581 --> 00:28:02,741
Spoiling him rotten.
429
00:28:02,821 --> 00:28:04,381
Bags of sweets and...
430
00:28:05,541 --> 00:28:07,101
Thought he'd be chuffed, but...
431
00:28:07,821 --> 00:28:10,180
he looked far from chuffed
when I just saw him.
432
00:28:13,821 --> 00:28:15,101
-[thud]
-[grunts]
433
00:28:15,180 --> 00:28:17,101
-[Frank laughs] Vroom!
-Frank!
434
00:28:17,180 --> 00:28:21,341
-What are you doing with that?
-[chuckling] Found it in the yard.
435
00:28:21,420 --> 00:28:23,101
[Frank imitates speeding car]
436
00:28:23,741 --> 00:28:26,700
-Why's the old bloke giving sweets?
-[Frank] Button it up, Jenson.
437
00:28:26,781 --> 00:28:30,220
-Might be a perv, Liam.
-Evolution passed you by, didn't it, Carl?
438
00:28:30,301 --> 00:28:31,700
-Has he touched you?
-Yeah.
439
00:28:31,781 --> 00:28:34,741
-[Carl] Where?
-Living room, kitchen...
440
00:28:34,821 --> 00:28:36,700
-Where?
-Here! In here!
441
00:28:36,781 --> 00:28:39,220
Carl, you can't go accusing people...
442
00:28:39,301 --> 00:28:40,301
Look what happened
443
00:28:40,381 --> 00:28:42,141
when everyone thought
you murdered that lad.
444
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:45,101
-[mocks her Irish accent]
-He's helping with my history project
445
00:28:45,180 --> 00:28:47,700
and is one of the few people
not always on my back!
446
00:28:47,781 --> 00:28:48,781
What's it about?
447
00:28:52,861 --> 00:28:54,220
World War Il?
448
00:28:54,301 --> 00:28:58,021
-What a bloody waste of time that was!
-Frank!
449
00:28:58,101 --> 00:29:00,220
Well, what is the point of us winning?
450
00:29:00,301 --> 00:29:04,301
Might not be able to hear
the sound of marching jackboots
451
00:29:04,381 --> 00:29:06,660
[imitates German accent]
but it's still oppression.
452
00:29:06,741 --> 00:29:09,741
Might be best if you don't
go round there anymore, love.
453
00:29:09,821 --> 00:29:13,381
-We can help you with your project.
-[Frank] Pathetic fucking mates.
454
00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:17,781
It makes you wonder why
all those fucking brave soldiers
455
00:29:17,861 --> 00:29:19,621
gave their lives,
456
00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:22,821
-when you look at the modern landscape...
-[Liam sighs]
457
00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:25,861
...of loutishness and disorder!
458
00:29:27,420 --> 00:29:30,021
[emotive music]
459
00:29:38,301 --> 00:29:39,381
It's going cold.
460
00:29:43,741 --> 00:29:44,660
I'm not hungry.
461
00:29:46,180 --> 00:29:47,180
Whatever.
462
00:29:50,420 --> 00:29:52,501
You know, Bruce is still the same person.
463
00:29:54,700 --> 00:29:55,821
He's queer.
464
00:29:57,341 --> 00:29:58,781
It's not what I hoped for.
465
00:30:00,141 --> 00:30:01,581
What every father hopes for.
466
00:30:03,940 --> 00:30:06,341
Why make up a pathetic lie
about Ian being a doctor?
467
00:30:10,381 --> 00:30:12,541
My school reports all said the same thing.
468
00:30:13,220 --> 00:30:17,021
-"Maxine lacks confidence."
-I've only ever encouraged ya.
469
00:30:17,741 --> 00:30:20,101
Shouting at me
for coming second at sports day?
470
00:30:20,180 --> 00:30:21,180
You could've won.
471
00:30:22,541 --> 00:30:26,301
I got Ian to lie because I wanted you
to think I'd made something of meself.
472
00:30:26,381 --> 00:30:29,660
Don't blame me for your under-achieving,
you never pushed yourself.
473
00:30:32,021 --> 00:30:36,381
I'm a glorified cleaner at that hospital.
I clean floors like no other.
474
00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:37,781
I take pride in my work.
475
00:30:38,781 --> 00:30:41,301
I applied for a promotion
to be head cleaner.
476
00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:42,420
I didn't get it.
477
00:30:43,180 --> 00:30:44,940
My boss said I lacked confidence.
478
00:30:52,101 --> 00:30:54,061
I tried ringing Mum, her phone's dead.
479
00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:04,381
[Bruce] Ah, I bet you're dead pleased,
seeing all the boys settled down.
480
00:31:04,460 --> 00:31:06,700
It's just this one to marry off now.
481
00:31:06,781 --> 00:31:08,980
Not brought any women home
to your mam lately?
482
00:31:09,061 --> 00:31:12,660
[Mimi] No, he keeps 'em all to himself.
Heard all about them, though.
483
00:31:12,741 --> 00:31:15,781
-Oh, yeah?
-Well, there was that fiery redhead.
484
00:31:15,861 --> 00:31:17,980
-Got a bit obsessive, didn't she, son?
-Yeah.
485
00:31:18,900 --> 00:31:21,781
[Mimi] Then there was
that stunning blonde, but she dumped him.
486
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:24,660
Sat in his room
listening to Whitney for weeks.
487
00:31:24,741 --> 00:31:26,621
-Aw, bless!
-[Mimi chuckles]
488
00:31:29,381 --> 00:31:32,261
-Want another beer?
-Anyone'd think you're keeping tabs on me.
489
00:31:32,341 --> 00:31:34,460
-[warped voice]
-[Micky sobbing]
490
00:31:34,541 --> 00:31:36,980
Sorry, son.
Can't have a screamer collecting debts.
491
00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:40,261
[screaming] No! No!
492
00:31:45,501 --> 00:31:47,220
Couldn't get rid of you last night.
493
00:31:47,301 --> 00:31:51,501
Shame you fell asleep cos me and your mum,
we were up talking for hours.
494
00:31:52,581 --> 00:31:55,021
I want a word with you, soft lad!
495
00:31:55,101 --> 00:31:56,420
[strains]
496
00:31:57,381 --> 00:31:59,220
[Micky sobs]
497
00:31:59,900 --> 00:32:01,861
No! [blood-curdling scream]
498
00:32:02,581 --> 00:32:06,261
What's this I've heard
about you not flushing after a shit?
499
00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:08,861
-Anyone'd think you were dragged up!
-[Micky sighs]
500
00:32:08,940 --> 00:32:10,301
[Girls Aloud ringtone playing]
501
00:32:19,781 --> 00:32:22,180
-[choir on record player]
-[hissing of air]
502
00:32:25,940 --> 00:32:27,220
[grunts]
503
00:32:29,460 --> 00:32:31,581
Silly cow burnt my school shirt.
504
00:32:31,660 --> 00:32:36,061
-Been getting the rise taken all day.
-Oh, get some new ones, huh?
505
00:32:38,621 --> 00:32:40,420
I can't take it with me.
506
00:32:42,341 --> 00:32:44,180
My brother says you could be a pervert.
507
00:32:44,261 --> 00:32:46,501
[laughing] He's right.
508
00:32:46,581 --> 00:32:48,861
But I haven't got the energy, lad.
You're safe.
509
00:32:48,940 --> 00:32:50,061
I know.
510
00:32:51,341 --> 00:32:54,021
[Gregorian chant music playing]
511
00:32:56,420 --> 00:32:58,581
-Can I turn it up?
-[Reggie] Yes.
512
00:32:59,980 --> 00:33:02,021
[air hissing]
513
00:33:10,021 --> 00:33:12,700
-Aren't you a bit hot in all that?
-I'm fine.
514
00:33:14,220 --> 00:33:18,420
We must never judge a man by his actions
until we know his motives.
515
00:33:18,501 --> 00:33:21,101
I'm 84.
516
00:33:21,180 --> 00:33:24,220
You can't show me anything
I've not seen before.
517
00:33:24,301 --> 00:33:25,460
Take it off.
518
00:34:06,980 --> 00:34:09,180
What little test
have you got for me today?
519
00:34:09,260 --> 00:34:12,141
I've realised
I've been wanting everything me own way.
520
00:34:12,220 --> 00:34:13,541
And so you should.
521
00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:16,021
What you need is stability.
522
00:34:17,101 --> 00:34:20,260
-I just need time.
-Got any extra-long?
523
00:34:20,340 --> 00:34:21,381
Bottom shelf.
524
00:34:21,461 --> 00:34:23,501
I thought
you weren't buying 'em here anymore.
525
00:34:23,581 --> 00:34:25,981
We cleared Cost Chopper out.
We've had a few stag dos.
526
00:34:30,260 --> 00:34:32,220
Can't we just go back to the way we were?
527
00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:35,740
No.
528
00:34:36,780 --> 00:34:39,740
I'll only ever be just a fuck to you.
529
00:34:39,820 --> 00:34:44,021
I want more. A wife, family.
530
00:34:46,941 --> 00:34:50,381
If I can't have a future with ya,
531
00:34:50,461 --> 00:34:53,660
then I'll have to have it
with someone else.
532
00:34:53,740 --> 00:34:57,701
[Lillian] Have you not got any ribbed?
I like to treat me girls now and again.
533
00:34:57,780 --> 00:34:59,261
Keeps the morale up.
534
00:35:01,901 --> 00:35:04,461
She's forgot her milk, dozy cow.
535
00:35:13,101 --> 00:35:15,741
It's Debbie's. My sister.
536
00:35:15,820 --> 00:35:17,061
[grunts in recognition]
537
00:35:23,381 --> 00:35:25,421
It's the wife's.
538
00:35:25,501 --> 00:35:28,780
I've worn it since the day she died.
[chuckles]
539
00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:30,221
Here.
540
00:35:31,381 --> 00:35:34,541
[panting]
Reminds me of all we had, though.
541
00:35:34,621 --> 00:35:37,860
She's just that bit closer.
542
00:35:40,101 --> 00:35:42,300
A ring's symbolic.
543
00:35:42,381 --> 00:35:45,901
There's no beginning... no end.
544
00:35:49,541 --> 00:35:53,141
I dunno what the fuck
wearing a dress is all about, though.
545
00:35:53,221 --> 00:35:54,621
I can still smell her perfume.
546
00:35:56,981 --> 00:36:00,221
The house used to smell of it
on a Saturday night.
547
00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:01,981
Doesn't anymore, though.
548
00:36:07,981 --> 00:36:11,860
I hope she makes it.
I hope she's one of the lucky ones.
549
00:36:14,581 --> 00:36:16,061
Fetch the milk, would you?
550
00:36:20,221 --> 00:36:22,461
[foreboding music]
551
00:36:22,541 --> 00:36:23,901
[sighs]
552
00:36:25,541 --> 00:36:28,541
[Reggie struggles to breathe]
553
00:36:31,701 --> 00:36:32,941
Help me up, would you?
554
00:36:39,820 --> 00:36:42,501
[Reggie whimpers]
555
00:36:47,901 --> 00:36:49,941
[whimpering]
556
00:36:51,701 --> 00:36:52,780
[Reggie cries out]
557
00:36:54,661 --> 00:36:56,941
-I'm sorry, lad. I was--
-I know what you were doing.
558
00:36:57,021 --> 00:36:58,461
-I trusted you!
-Just--
559
00:36:58,541 --> 00:36:59,541
I trusted you!
560
00:37:01,501 --> 00:37:03,901
[downbeat music]
561
00:37:16,221 --> 00:37:18,661
[woman] I just can't stand it
when you're in the supermarket
562
00:37:18,741 --> 00:37:22,820
and somebody walks in front of ya.
And you think, hold on a minute. Fuck off!
563
00:37:22,901 --> 00:37:24,221
I've been here ten minutes.
564
00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:26,741
[all talking indistinctly]
565
00:37:37,021 --> 00:37:39,021
[facilitator] Excuse me. Can I help you?
566
00:37:40,501 --> 00:37:43,061
I'm Karen Pritchard. Joe's wife.
567
00:37:48,340 --> 00:37:50,421
There's a room at my place if you want it.
568
00:37:51,300 --> 00:37:53,981
-That you making a pass at me?
-No! You're not my type.
569
00:37:54,061 --> 00:37:55,300
Take it or leave it.
570
00:37:55,380 --> 00:37:58,221
Just stop threatening me,
cos there's only so much I'll take.
571
00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:05,061
Look, the thing about addicts is
572
00:38:05,141 --> 00:38:08,701
they're just running away
from who they really are
573
00:38:08,780 --> 00:38:10,981
and what they hate about themselves.
574
00:38:11,061 --> 00:38:14,981
Just talk to him, calmly, civilised.
575
00:38:20,661 --> 00:38:21,501
Bruce.
576
00:38:28,181 --> 00:38:30,820
Why can't you be a man
and just admit that you're a faggot?
577
00:38:32,661 --> 00:38:35,021
Although, I realise that's
a contradiction in terms.
578
00:38:37,741 --> 00:38:38,701
Okay.
579
00:38:41,141 --> 00:38:44,181
I'm a big, fucking, screaming faggot.
580
00:38:50,941 --> 00:38:52,581
That's not quite what I meant.
581
00:38:53,340 --> 00:38:54,380
Effective!
582
00:38:58,860 --> 00:38:59,741
I just...
583
00:39:01,141 --> 00:39:02,820
snap, see red.
584
00:39:03,860 --> 00:39:05,380
And I've gotta sort it out,
585
00:39:05,461 --> 00:39:08,021
cos I can't keep fucking up
all my relationships.
586
00:39:10,701 --> 00:39:12,141
When I started seeing her
587
00:39:13,340 --> 00:39:15,021
it was a complete head fuck,
588
00:39:16,141 --> 00:39:17,261
cos...
589
00:39:19,581 --> 00:39:21,820
I'd never felt like that
about anybody before.
590
00:39:22,941 --> 00:39:24,780
I made out it was just a bit of fun,
591
00:39:24,860 --> 00:39:26,021
cos I was shit scared.
592
00:39:26,941 --> 00:39:28,340
[facilitator] Tell your wife.
593
00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:42,261
I just want to get away from here.
594
00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:46,780
A new life, whatever it takes.
595
00:39:46,860 --> 00:39:48,981
Free from the past.
596
00:39:50,261 --> 00:39:51,981
After all this time...
597
00:39:53,261 --> 00:39:55,021
we deserve a chance at happiness.
598
00:39:56,820 --> 00:39:57,860
The three of us.
599
00:39:58,661 --> 00:40:02,541
You, me and our son, Connor.
600
00:40:13,901 --> 00:40:14,741
[clears throat]
601
00:40:20,061 --> 00:40:21,380
Why are we here?
602
00:40:22,181 --> 00:40:24,981
Cos there's a right bloody draught
in that lounge.
603
00:40:25,701 --> 00:40:27,860
I meant, why are we here?
604
00:40:29,261 --> 00:40:30,141
Oh.
605
00:40:33,261 --> 00:40:35,661
I don't think
there is one definite reason.
606
00:40:37,141 --> 00:40:38,581
Just got to find your own.
607
00:40:39,860 --> 00:40:40,820
How?
608
00:40:41,461 --> 00:40:44,181
Well... through your actions.
609
00:40:46,340 --> 00:40:49,461
Making the world a better place
for your family and your mates.
610
00:40:54,541 --> 00:40:56,461
'Specially when they need you most.
611
00:41:02,581 --> 00:41:04,661
-Where are you going?
-Reggie's.
612
00:41:05,340 --> 00:41:06,860
I'm sorry, Liam, no.
613
00:41:07,461 --> 00:41:09,661
I was walking by earlier and I saw you...
614
00:41:10,461 --> 00:41:11,661
in the dress.
615
00:41:12,780 --> 00:41:14,061
What?
616
00:41:14,141 --> 00:41:18,141
-No, Carl! Carl, no!
-You can't go jumping to conclusions!
617
00:41:18,221 --> 00:41:20,261
-Where does he live?
-No! Oh!
618
00:41:20,340 --> 00:41:21,901
[screaming] Where does he live?
619
00:41:21,981 --> 00:41:23,061
-Libby?
-Don't!
620
00:41:23,141 --> 00:41:25,741
I'll find him and I'll kill him.
Keep him 'ere.
621
00:41:30,061 --> 00:41:33,021
[music playing on TV]
622
00:41:36,101 --> 00:41:37,101
I need to see him.
623
00:41:39,061 --> 00:41:40,221
I need to.
624
00:41:45,901 --> 00:41:48,941
[remote beeps]
625
00:41:49,621 --> 00:41:51,941
No, Mum, stop. Don't do that.
626
00:41:52,021 --> 00:41:52,941
You know it...
627
00:41:53,021 --> 00:41:57,661
[devious music]
628
00:42:11,021 --> 00:42:12,021
[door opens]
629
00:42:12,101 --> 00:42:15,461
["Variations On An Original Theme,
Op. 36: IX" by Nimrod on record player]
630
00:42:19,901 --> 00:42:21,941
It was just a bloody hug, lad.
631
00:42:24,181 --> 00:42:25,021
I know.
632
00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:37,300
[breathing heavily]
633
00:42:52,421 --> 00:42:56,021
[music continues playing]
634
00:43:01,941 --> 00:43:04,741
You need to get up.
It'll make you feel better.
635
00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:07,741
It's too late.
636
00:43:09,541 --> 00:43:10,461
No time.
637
00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:15,061
Bags of time!
638
00:43:20,221 --> 00:43:22,221
Open the fucking door, now!
639
00:43:22,981 --> 00:43:24,780
Open the fucking door, now!
640
00:43:24,860 --> 00:43:27,141
Open the fucking door! Open the door!
641
00:43:27,221 --> 00:43:29,461
-[Frank] Liam! Liam!
-[Libby] Carl, no.
642
00:43:29,541 --> 00:43:31,461
-[Libby] Stop!
-[Frank] Liam, get out here!
643
00:43:31,541 --> 00:43:33,380
-[screams]
-Just get up.
644
00:43:33,461 --> 00:43:36,061
Walk around the room a bit. Come on!
645
00:43:36,141 --> 00:43:38,061
[yelling continues outside]
646
00:43:39,780 --> 00:43:41,181
Get up!
647
00:43:42,860 --> 00:43:43,860
[plane engine rumbles]
648
00:43:50,621 --> 00:43:53,581
[music becomes louder]
649
00:44:00,300 --> 00:44:01,421
[Liam laughs]
650
00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:08,021
[both laughing]
651
00:44:26,780 --> 00:44:27,981
[music crescendos]
652
00:44:33,181 --> 00:44:34,741
[plane engine rumbles]
653
00:44:34,820 --> 00:44:36,021
[music stops abruptly]
654
00:44:38,701 --> 00:44:40,141
He didn't.
655
00:44:42,421 --> 00:44:43,860
He didn't, Carl.
656
00:44:53,541 --> 00:44:56,701
-[Libby] We should call the police.
-Not yet.
657
00:45:06,380 --> 00:45:09,021
[emotive music]
658
00:45:24,581 --> 00:45:27,221
[Liam]
People are always gonna leave eventually,
659
00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:29,541
no matter how much you don't want them to.
660
00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:33,461
That's why you gotta enjoy them
while they're here.
661
00:45:34,501 --> 00:45:37,380
Doesn't matter how much time
you actually spend with someone,
662
00:45:37,461 --> 00:45:40,661
it's the fact you've spent time
with them at all that's important.
663
00:46:17,021 --> 00:46:20,141
I'm gonna be a fireman.
I've only got one more test to pass.
664
00:46:20,221 --> 00:46:22,061
Give it up, son. You'll never make it!
665
00:46:22,141 --> 00:46:24,900
Beat my drum, Dad.
Don't beat me into the fucking ground.
666
00:46:24,981 --> 00:46:28,541
You wanna get down Ian's boxing club,
Ches. Take some of that out on a bag.
667
00:46:28,621 --> 00:46:31,101
-You hittin' this hard cos it's me?
-Too right.
668
00:46:31,181 --> 00:46:33,380
[crowd cheers]
669
00:46:33,461 --> 00:46:35,541
-You can carry a tune, can't ya?
-Been known to.
670
00:46:35,621 --> 00:46:37,221
Been known to murder a few, too.
671
00:46:37,300 --> 00:46:40,141
Used to love my singing,
said I had the voice of an angel.
672
00:46:40,221 --> 00:46:42,101
-[Maxine shouts indistinctly]
-[Ian] Jock!
673
00:46:42,181 --> 00:46:43,221
[Micky screaming] No!
674
00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:47,380
-[Micky screams in pain]
-Micky! [sobs]
675
00:47:30,581 --> 00:47:33,461
["Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley plays]
676
00:47:33,541 --> 00:47:35,461
♪ Ever since I was little ♪
677
00:47:35,541 --> 00:47:38,101
♪ Ever since I was little
It looked like fun ♪
678
00:47:39,340 --> 00:47:44,661
♪ And it's no coincidence I've come, mmm ♪
679
00:47:44,741 --> 00:47:46,621
♪ And I can die when I'm done ♪
680
00:47:49,221 --> 00:47:52,300
♪ But maybe I'm crazy ♪
681
00:47:53,501 --> 00:47:56,421
♪ Maybe you're crazy ♪
682
00:47:57,741 --> 00:48:00,981
♪ Baby, we're crazy ♪
683
00:48:02,221 --> 00:48:07,820
♪ Probably... ♪
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