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[intro music]
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[imitates train] Tickets this way
for the Chatsworth Express!
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Come and watch pikeys
making a mess of the lives
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they were given by him upstairs.
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And kids they're convinced
aren't actually theirs.
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[shouts] Stay away!
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What sounds on earth could ever replace
kids needing money or wives in your face?
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Cos this, people reckon, and me included,
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is why pubs and drugs
were kindly invented,
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to calm us all down
and stop us going mental.
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These are Chatsworth Estate's
basic essentials.
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We are worth every penny
for grinding your axes.
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You shit on our heads,
but you pay the taxes.
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[all laughing]
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Imagine a Britain
without Chatsworth buccaneers
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who'd come on your face
for the price of a beer.
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Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now!
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Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now!
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[laughing]
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Scatter!
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Party!
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[music fades out]
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["Wuthering Heights" by Kate Bush playing]
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♪ Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy
I've come home ♪
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♪ I'm so cold
Let me in your window ♪
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[Libby] The human heart
is a powerful muscle.
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Like all muscles,
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if you don't flex it once in a while,
it becomes tired, flabby and weak.
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[Libby] Confined to a prison cell, I kept
my heart active with one pure thought,
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that the love of my life was waiting
for me on the outside,
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ready to care for me,
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hold me close
and tell me everything was all right.
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♪ Ooh, let me have it,
let me grab your soul ♪
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[car horn honking]
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Mum.
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[Patty] No knight on a white charger,
no windswept poet, just me.
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Only person fool enough to put up with ya.
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[Libby] This time.
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-[car brakes abruptly]
-[Libby screams]
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[Libby and Frank together]
Which heaven to gaudy day denies...
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[Libby moans]
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[people shouting]
[glass smashing]
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-[Libby screams]
-[Frank] No!
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[Libby] I'm not going to let it
slip through my fingers.
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[Libby shouts] Frank!
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[Libby] I'll find my love.
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[Patty] And that's what you've blown
your redundancy on?
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[Patty] God forbid you'd treat
your mother to a Balearic cruise,
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new wheelchair, pair of shoes.
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I'm taking knowledge to the people.
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And it's my mode
of transport in my search for...
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You're wasting your time on 'im.
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[Patty] There's a reason
you're on your own.
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[Patty] You're an acquired taste, like
tripe.
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[Patty] Lucky I'm prepared to put up with
you.
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Lord knows no-one else would.
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["Just Dance" playing]
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[Phone ringing]
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[Jamie] Karen, seen my phone?
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[baby crying]
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[Jamie opens drawer]
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[drawer opening]
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[knife spreading on toast]
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[Jamie] Been busy, haven't we?
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[Karen] Hmm.
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Hey!
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[Pills rattling in and out
of the dispenser]
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[Karen picks knife and keep spreading
on the toast]
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[upbeat music]
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[Jamie pants]
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[upbeat music]
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[upbeat and fast paced music]
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Races with a few of the lads.
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Don't blow it on some old nag, now.
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[Patty] Where was he
when you were incarcerated?
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Where was he
when you needed support, needed love?
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-[Libby] Where were you?
-I was out in rain and snow,
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negotiating dog shit
and cripple-kickers,
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[Patty] collecting signatures
for the petition for your release.
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Five names in your handwriting
does not a petition make.
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He doesn't love ya.
He doesn't know how.
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I experienced more love
in a few short hours with him
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than in all of the empty
years before him.
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[Libby] If there is the remotest chance
that he has a space in his heart for me,
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then I have to find him and I will.
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Knickers.
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-I will!
-[Patty] No.
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Knickers.
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["Wuthering Heights" playing]
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[Libby] Wonder if you can help me.
I'm looking for someone.
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-Is that right?
-I've little information,
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-but I can describe him to you.
-Go for it.
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Well, he's about your height, wild, long
brown hair, a bit worn around the edges.
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[Libby] It's vitally important
that I speak with him.
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Wild, long brown hair.
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Goes by the name of Frank.
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-[Joe hitting Chesney]
-[Chesney gasps]
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There's no bells ringing, love.
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[Libby] I know he's around here somewhere.
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[door slamming]
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[together] DSS.
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[chatter]
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[shouting] It's the Social!
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[fast paced chasing music]
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-Can I help you, love?
-[Libby] I'm looking for a man.
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-Aren't we all?
-[Libby laughs]
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[Libby] His name's Frank.
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[clicks her tongue]
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[Mimi] Frank? No, sorry.
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[Libby sighs]
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I have to find him. Have to!
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May I...
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Powder my nose?
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-Is that a euphemism?
-Yes.
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Fill your boots.
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-Is that a euphemism?
-We could go on all day.
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Door on the left.
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[Door rattling]
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[Mimi] Actually, love,
I've just remembered...
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they're out of order.
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-[Micky farts]
-[People scorning in disgust]
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Sorry!
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[Maxine exults] Ah!
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I've been feeding that all day.
I knew it was about to pay out.
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Well, it obviously just
needed a woman's touch.
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Is that right?
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[Maxine] Either you've got it
or you haven't.
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I lay a finger on Ian, and
it goes off like a rocket.
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He always lasted a bit longer with me.
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You know, prolonging the pleasure.
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He's insatiable.
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[Maxine] A right sex bomb.
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Well, a bomb only goes off once, don't it?
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More of a machine gun with me.
Bang, reload,
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-bang, reload, bang!
-[Maxine chuckles]
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[Micky] Might be
something lacking in your technique.
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What he really likes is two fingers.
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-[Maxine laughs]
-Stop shit-stirring and fuck off!
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[Maxine chuckles]
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-Oh, fifty-fifty?
-Fuck off!
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[fast paced music]
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-Fuck's he doin'?
-[Liam] Nervous energy.
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[Frank] This kitchen floor hasn't
been cleaned in months.
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[Frank] Stinks of baby shit in 'ere.
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[Carl] Dad, that smell's got
fuck all to do with the baby.
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[Liam] They've got over
3,000 fraud officers carrying out
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2,000 investigations every week.
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[Liam] They've got mobile
surveillance units, hidden cameras.
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They're closing in.
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[Frank] Some twisted twat
has phoned the hotline.
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Can't stand to see
a man try and better himself,
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-provide for his--
-[door knocking]
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You don't know me.
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[knife dropping]
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-[Libby] I was told Frank lives here?
-Never heard of 'im.
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[Libby pushes the door]
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[Libby] Well,
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if you do come across him,
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tell him...
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Tell him I won't be bothering him again.
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I thought there was something there,
but obviously there wasn't.
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That's all.
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[sad music]
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[fast paced music]
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[suspenseful fast paced music]
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Hey, if I'm paying for it,
I want better than you.
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DSS.
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[engine failing to start]
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[engine failing to start]
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[Lillian] I've lost a lovely bird
down the lav this morning.
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Seems a shame to poison them,
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but they keep peckin' at me semi-skimmed.
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I'm a marked man.
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Eyes following me everywhere,
waitin' to pounce.
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[Frank sighs]
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Me number's up, Lillian.
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The clock's ticking,
tick, tock, tick, tock.
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["Wuthering Heights" playing]
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[Libby screams]
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[Libby shouts] ♪ It's me Cathy! ♪
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-[Libby and Frank] To that tender night...
-[car brakes screeching]
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[Libby and Frank] Which heaven
to gaudy day denies.
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["Wuthering Heights" playing from the van]
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[static]
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[Remote control beeping]
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What's with the new telly?
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Punters kept complaining
about the quality of the porn. This is HD.
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[Lillian] They'll have lulus coming
at 'em every which way.
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[static]
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[voice through the static]
Lillian... Lillian...
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[voice through the static]
Lillian...
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Brendan?
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[Chesney] Three-fifty.
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[Joe] Oh, here he is,
public enemy number one.
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Don't... You don't know what it's like,
livin' in constant fear.
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Treating everyone as a potential threat.
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I'll been looking over me shoulder
the rest of me natural.
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-[Till closing]
-No change there, then.
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[Joe] I might be able
to help you out there.
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Er, no, no.
Rearranging me face is not an option.
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[Joe] Know thine enemy, Francis,
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in glorious black and white.
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["Wuthering Heights" by Kate Bush playing]
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Libby!
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[Jamie] Whoa!
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You don't mind sticking
your tongue in everywhere else.
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[Jamie sighs]
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You're made for the job.
Duck to water.
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You just keep that enthusiasm up.
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Yeah, well, I gotta get it somewhere.
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[Michelle] You'll be getting
more than enough.
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You're booked for the whole day.
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My clients are waiting for you.
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Where? What's the address?
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Just follow the directions.
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[Lillian] I'm telling you,
that were my Brendan.
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You hear about these spirits
coming through the static.
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Electronic voices coming
from beyond the grave.
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-You been sniffing the poppers again?
-That were just to clear me sinuses.
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I've been chosen as a vessel.
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[Mimi] Karen, can you take Connor
for a bit? Me arm's fuckin' killing me.
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Daddy's home.
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I've got to go straight back out, sorry.
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Wouldn't be shirking
your parental responsibilities, would ya?
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I don't mind taking Connor off your hands,
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but I'm fucked if I'm playing full-time
manageress and psychiatric nurse.
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-[Jamie] Karen's all right.
-It's you she needs.
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[Mimi] Look, I'll get your dad in tonight
to man the bar
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-while I mind the baby, so you two can--
-What?
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Go for a nice meal?
Or have a quiet night in?
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She wouldn't even know I was there.
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Beware the scarlet woman.
She says you're a fool.
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Fuck off, you weirdo!
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-[Ian] ...only a tiny bit.
-[Maxine laughs]
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[Lillian] This could be you.
It's initial K.
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[Lillian] An older man has put you
in a very awkward position
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and he's dangling something over you.
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Happens to me every day of the week!
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-She's a good girl, Karen.
-[Jamie] It's complicated.
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You can't go running out the door
every time things get rough.
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-Do you think I don't know that?
-From where I'm sittin'?
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[Patty] I was right, wasn't I?
He was nowhere to be seen.
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Each and every time a man enters your
life, you lose all sense of reason.
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00:14:00,061 --> 00:14:01,381
Each and every time?!
245
00:14:02,061 --> 00:14:04,301
There have been
three men in my life, Mother.
246
00:14:04,381 --> 00:14:05,501
All wasters.
247
00:14:05,581 --> 00:14:08,301
You set your sights too low.
It's always been your problem.
248
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:09,220
I've been taught to,
249
00:14:09,980 --> 00:14:11,100
since I was a kid.
250
00:14:12,340 --> 00:14:14,340
I hope you're not insinuating--
251
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:17,821
[Libby] "Don't wear your skirt so short,
Libby, you've not got the legs for it."
252
00:14:17,901 --> 00:14:19,781
Calves only a cow could love.
253
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,980
[Libby] "Don't worry, Libby,
looks aren't everything."
254
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:24,061
You had skin like bubble wrap.
255
00:14:24,141 --> 00:14:28,340
"There are some smells even a deodorant
just can't disguise, Libby."
256
00:14:28,421 --> 00:14:31,460
You had a traumatic puberty.
257
00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:35,061
I turned down every opportunity
of happiness, just for you.
258
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:36,421
I could have been a wife, a mother.
259
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,661
[Patty] He's doing
all he can to avoid you. That's my point.
260
00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:51,100
Thought we could go out
with the baby this aft,
261
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:52,941
get some fresh air, the three of us.
262
00:14:53,781 --> 00:14:55,220
You should have said earlier.
263
00:14:55,301 --> 00:14:57,021
Well, I didn't think we had to book.
264
00:14:58,701 --> 00:15:00,141
Got something on.
265
00:15:00,220 --> 00:15:01,340
Obviously.
266
00:15:02,021 --> 00:15:03,620
Karen, I don't want a row.
267
00:15:03,701 --> 00:15:04,701
You're not getting one.
268
00:15:10,181 --> 00:15:12,261
[baby moaning]
269
00:15:27,381 --> 00:15:30,261
-I had a run of good luck on the horses.
-[Paddy] That's what your mother said.
270
00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:31,421
[Jamie sorts notes]
271
00:15:33,980 --> 00:15:35,021
Gonna pay off Karen's cards.
272
00:15:37,181 --> 00:15:38,340
Doing well.
273
00:15:39,261 --> 00:15:40,141
Careful, though.
274
00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:44,141
Everyone's luck runs out eventually.
275
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:47,021
-Don't want to end up losin' everything.
-[phone ringing]
276
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:48,261
I have to take this.
277
00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:51,980
[phone ringing]
278
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:55,980
What?
279
00:15:57,141 --> 00:15:57,980
Yeah?
280
00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:01,021
Well, it's not QV-fucking-C, is it?
281
00:16:02,901 --> 00:16:05,141
Look, I don't like doing business
over the phone.
282
00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:06,181
It's not convenient.
283
00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:09,380
Who was that?
284
00:16:11,740 --> 00:16:13,141
[Jamie sighs]
285
00:16:14,021 --> 00:16:14,941
Jamie?
286
00:16:19,421 --> 00:16:21,340
He's got a lot on.
A lot of pressure.
287
00:16:21,421 --> 00:16:22,380
You both have.
288
00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:23,941
[Karen] I've not made things
any easier for him.
289
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,860
All I can do it get out
of bed in the mornings.
290
00:16:27,701 --> 00:16:29,340
Jamie's keeping all this going.
291
00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:32,661
I'll have a word.
Might make things a bit easier.
292
00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:33,740
No, Paddy.
293
00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:35,821
Thank you,
294
00:16:36,581 --> 00:16:38,821
but no.
It's husband and wife stuff.
295
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,460
He needs to let off a bit
of steam now and then.
296
00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:43,821
Get off the leash a bit.
297
00:16:45,141 --> 00:16:46,261
Let's just let him.
298
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:59,460
[classical soothing music playing]
299
00:17:02,661 --> 00:17:05,301
[Michelle] You know I could make life
easier for you, Jamie.
300
00:17:06,781 --> 00:17:08,741
[classical soothing music playing]
301
00:17:09,701 --> 00:17:12,180
All I'm saying...
302
00:17:13,701 --> 00:17:15,981
[Michelle] Is that
if you're looking for a way out,
303
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:20,781
cos it's all too
much at home, you got it.
304
00:17:21,501 --> 00:17:23,860
[classical soothing music playing]
305
00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:26,380
I'll help you through it.
306
00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:30,101
We can get through this, babe.
307
00:17:32,221 --> 00:17:34,101
I'm doing this, doing you
308
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,581
to get my family out of the shit.
309
00:17:42,101 --> 00:17:45,101
You fuck me because you love me.
310
00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:47,541
[menacing music]
311
00:17:47,621 --> 00:17:50,621
I fuck you because you pay me.
312
00:17:53,381 --> 00:17:56,141
[menacing symphonic music]
313
00:18:19,101 --> 00:18:23,021
-[phones ringing]
-[people chattering]
314
00:18:24,541 --> 00:18:27,581
[upbeat music]
315
00:18:33,581 --> 00:18:34,700
Oh, cheers!
316
00:18:38,420 --> 00:18:40,301
Got nothin' stronger?
317
00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:47,700
-[Frank half-gasps] Fuck!
-[man] Let's begin.
318
00:18:51,101 --> 00:18:52,861
[static noise]
319
00:18:53,581 --> 00:18:54,861
[Micky gasps]
320
00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:56,900
Something's just brushed
against me, I swear.
321
00:18:57,541 --> 00:18:59,461
Grow a pair of bollocks, will ya?
322
00:19:01,621 --> 00:19:05,021
[whispering through the static]
323
00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:07,141
They're here.
324
00:19:10,821 --> 00:19:13,660
[tense music]
325
00:19:17,021 --> 00:19:18,821
Speak slowly, lovey.
326
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:20,221
I can't make it out.
327
00:19:21,981 --> 00:19:23,420
Oh! Bunty.
328
00:19:24,261 --> 00:19:26,261
[Lillian] I don't know how to break it
to you, but...
329
00:19:26,341 --> 00:19:28,381
you've only got six months to
live.
330
00:19:29,861 --> 00:19:31,180
[Lillian clicks her tongue]
331
00:19:32,101 --> 00:19:34,180
[Lillian] Oh, a new voice.
332
00:19:36,861 --> 00:19:39,141
[Lillian] Micky,
the scarlet woman is going to take you
333
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,541
for everything you hold dear.
You must fight her.
334
00:19:42,261 --> 00:19:44,621
-Where is she?
-[Lillian] I can hear someone new.
335
00:19:45,301 --> 00:19:46,341
It's a young girl.
336
00:19:47,781 --> 00:19:50,461
Her name starts with the letter... M.
337
00:19:52,541 --> 00:19:54,461
[Lillian] She's calling for her mum.
338
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,861
Time to let go, move on.
339
00:19:56,940 --> 00:19:58,301
I love you, Mandy!
340
00:19:59,061 --> 00:20:00,981
We all miss you so much!
341
00:20:01,821 --> 00:20:03,821
Go to the light, Mand.
342
00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:04,821
Go to the light.
343
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,981
[man] See you next week, Frank.
344
00:20:11,021 --> 00:20:11,981
We meet again.
345
00:20:12,581 --> 00:20:14,821
-What the hell are you doing here?
-Looking for Libby.
346
00:20:16,821 --> 00:20:17,700
She's dead.
347
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,940
Found swinging in her cell.
348
00:20:21,541 --> 00:20:23,501
[Patty] Hung herself
with her own pop socks.
349
00:20:23,581 --> 00:20:25,021
Couldn't take the rejection.
350
00:20:25,101 --> 00:20:28,861
You've got blood on your hands.
I told you it would end in tears.
351
00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:32,341
We are meant to be together.
352
00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:34,061
[Frank] We just are.
353
00:20:34,141 --> 00:20:36,341
[Frank] And I know it's difficult,
you losing your only daughter,
354
00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:38,501
stroke, unpaid full-time carer,
355
00:20:38,581 --> 00:20:41,700
[Frank] kept under your thumb, trapped by
her narcolepsy,
356
00:20:41,781 --> 00:20:46,821
but it's time you faced up to the fact
she's got a life of her own to live.
357
00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:48,061
Bye.
358
00:20:49,101 --> 00:20:50,900
Help! Help! Pervert!
359
00:20:50,981 --> 00:20:53,461
He's just exposed
himself, waved it right in my face.
360
00:20:54,581 --> 00:20:55,461
I--
361
00:20:55,541 --> 00:20:57,900
[lad] Stop him! Stop him!
362
00:20:58,821 --> 00:21:01,621
[fast chasing music]
363
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:03,141
[Frank screams]
364
00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:06,461
[Frank shouts] Don't go! Don't go!
365
00:21:07,501 --> 00:21:09,420
[Frank] This was meant to be.
366
00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:11,861
We were meant to be.
367
00:21:11,940 --> 00:21:14,301
Frank! You came for me!
368
00:21:14,381 --> 00:21:20,180
♪ Heathcliff, it's me, Cathy
I've come home now ♪
369
00:21:20,261 --> 00:21:22,461
[van's horn honking]
370
00:21:22,541 --> 00:21:25,781
♪ Let me in your window ♪
371
00:21:25,861 --> 00:21:27,861
[horn honking]
372
00:21:37,221 --> 00:21:39,900
[menacing music]
373
00:21:44,940 --> 00:21:45,861
Fancy making fifty notes?
374
00:21:47,021 --> 00:21:49,301
-Depends what I have to do.
-A spot of waste management.
375
00:21:49,381 --> 00:21:51,141
Something I started I need to finish.
376
00:21:52,821 --> 00:21:54,781
[upbeat music]
377
00:22:09,180 --> 00:22:10,821
[Libby moaning]
378
00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:14,261
-[Libby whispers] Oh, Frank.
-[Frank gasps and sighs]
379
00:22:14,341 --> 00:22:15,781
[Libby] Oh! Don't worry.
380
00:22:15,861 --> 00:22:18,101
-[Frank scorns with rage]
-[Libby] Oh!
381
00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:20,061
[Frank sighs]
382
00:22:20,141 --> 00:22:21,981
I can't manage it.
383
00:22:22,061 --> 00:22:27,141
You've... You've spent months longing,
dreaming about this moment
384
00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:30,141
and now that it's here,
it's just all too much.
385
00:22:30,221 --> 00:22:33,660
Yeah, but I've never wanted it so bad.
386
00:22:33,741 --> 00:22:36,021
You don't need to tell me, Frank.
387
00:22:36,101 --> 00:22:40,101
Locked up in prison,
the urges I had were all-consuming.
388
00:22:40,180 --> 00:22:43,581
[Libby sighs] The things that went on
within those walls, Frank...
389
00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:46,900
What kind of things?
390
00:22:49,621 --> 00:22:51,501
Hundreds of hormonal women.
391
00:22:53,341 --> 00:22:55,460
Starved of sexual attention.
392
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,981
[Libby] Not a man in sight.
393
00:22:59,141 --> 00:23:00,341
You do the maths.
394
00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:03,821
Were you ever tempted?
395
00:23:05,341 --> 00:23:07,940
-No, Frank.
-[Frank] Huh?
396
00:23:08,021 --> 00:23:10,660
-What's that? I don't mind.
-[Libby sighs]
397
00:23:10,741 --> 00:23:12,981
What do you take me for?
398
00:23:13,061 --> 00:23:16,021
-I can show a little restraint.
-No, I'm just saying...
399
00:23:16,101 --> 00:23:17,341
It won't bother me.
400
00:23:17,420 --> 00:23:18,621
Well...
401
00:23:20,341 --> 00:23:24,700
Three, four times, tops.
Look, you've made me blush now.
402
00:23:32,621 --> 00:23:33,660
Tell me.
403
00:23:35,660 --> 00:23:36,781
Well...
404
00:23:38,301 --> 00:23:40,541
I can't remember all the details, but...
405
00:23:42,341 --> 00:23:45,021
-I was in a hot steamy shower.
-Yeah.
406
00:23:45,101 --> 00:23:51,261
And in walked the MacKenzie sisters,
two notorious lesbian siblings.
407
00:23:52,660 --> 00:23:56,021
Their greedy hands
quickly got to work on me,
408
00:23:56,101 --> 00:24:00,101
building up a soapy lather
across my breasts,
409
00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:03,021
-pinching at my rosebud nipples,
-[Frank sighs and moans]
410
00:24:03,101 --> 00:24:06,221
hands reaching between my legs,
411
00:24:06,301 --> 00:24:09,180
fingers gently tending my lady garden.
412
00:24:09,261 --> 00:24:11,021
-[Libby moans and gasps]
-[Frank] Here we go!
413
00:24:11,101 --> 00:24:12,861
-[Libby chuckles in excitement]
-[Frank pants]
414
00:24:21,341 --> 00:24:22,781
I'm your 6:30.
415
00:24:25,021 --> 00:24:26,460
[Jamie breaths heavily]
416
00:24:27,460 --> 00:24:28,341
How did you know?
417
00:24:29,861 --> 00:24:32,781
[Carl gasps for air]
I don't know anything!
418
00:24:32,861 --> 00:24:34,900
[Carl screams]
419
00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:38,741
Intuition.
420
00:24:44,221 --> 00:24:45,861
[Paddy] It said two hundred
on your website.
421
00:24:45,940 --> 00:24:47,101
[sort notes]
422
00:24:48,981 --> 00:24:50,940
[Paddy] That should buy a couple of hours.
423
00:24:52,381 --> 00:24:54,221
You should spend them with
your wife and kid.
424
00:24:54,301 --> 00:24:56,861
-Fuck you.
-Son, don't be stupid.
425
00:24:58,061 --> 00:24:59,420
[Paddy gasps in pain]
426
00:25:00,660 --> 00:25:02,700
Stay out of my fuckin' business, Dad.
427
00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:11,541
[Paddy] Once it's gone, Jamie,
there's no gettin' it back.
428
00:25:12,741 --> 00:25:14,141
Take it from me.
429
00:25:19,220 --> 00:25:20,861
[Patty] I'm controlling the medication.
430
00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:23,101
[Patty] Her getting excited makes
her narcolepsy worse.
431
00:25:23,180 --> 00:25:24,501
She needs her pills
432
00:25:24,581 --> 00:25:27,460
and she also needs love and affection
433
00:25:27,541 --> 00:25:29,341
and a life outside these four walls.
434
00:25:29,420 --> 00:25:30,621
She wouldn't know what to do with it.
435
00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:31,581
Listen, Patty,
436
00:25:32,220 --> 00:25:34,581
listen, I've waited a long
time for someone like her.
437
00:25:35,541 --> 00:25:37,900
[Frank] I never expected
to get this lucky.
438
00:25:38,781 --> 00:25:40,541
Just don't fuck it up on me now.
439
00:25:41,141 --> 00:25:42,660
-All right?
-[Lippy sighs]
440
00:25:43,261 --> 00:25:44,101
[Libby breaths heavily]
441
00:25:45,101 --> 00:25:46,821
What's going on?
442
00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:48,821
-[Patty] Take your pills.
-[Frank] Come here
443
00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:50,261
[Pills rattling]
444
00:25:52,581 --> 00:25:54,420
You need to double up her dose,
you know,
445
00:25:54,501 --> 00:25:55,861
maybe even treble.
446
00:25:55,940 --> 00:25:57,180
It's obviously not strong enough.
447
00:25:57,261 --> 00:25:58,781
You're not a doctor.
448
00:25:58,861 --> 00:26:01,781
[Frank] Sheila, me ex-wife,
was heavily medicated.
449
00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:04,541
-She'd need to be.
-[Frank] Me son Liam's epileptic.
450
00:26:04,621 --> 00:26:06,900
[Frank] He was like Shakin' Stevens before
I doubled up the tabs.
451
00:26:06,981 --> 00:26:08,261
Now not so much as a tremor.
452
00:26:09,381 --> 00:26:11,061
He'll have you dead in a week.
453
00:26:12,581 --> 00:26:14,021
Well, it's all about control.
454
00:26:16,021 --> 00:26:17,341
I'm willing to try.
455
00:26:22,501 --> 00:26:24,981
[Frank] Right, what we need now
is a bit of excitement.
456
00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:27,581
At least wait till I've left the room.
457
00:26:27,660 --> 00:26:30,061
There's a do on at the Jockey.
Fancy dress.
458
00:26:30,141 --> 00:26:31,501
Is that exciting enough for you?
459
00:26:32,700 --> 00:26:33,541
Yeah!
460
00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:35,141
Yeah!
461
00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:38,621
♪ When no-one else can understand me ♪
462
00:26:40,541 --> 00:26:44,420
♪ When everything I do is wrong ♪
463
00:26:45,821 --> 00:26:49,381
♪ You give me hope and consolation ♪
464
00:26:49,460 --> 00:26:51,781
[Elvis impersonator keeps singing]
465
00:26:51,861 --> 00:26:53,341
[Lillian] Sorry about that.
466
00:26:55,180 --> 00:27:00,861
♪ To lend a hand ♪
467
00:27:00,940 --> 00:27:04,460
♪ in everything I do ♪
468
00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:07,981
-Who have you come as?
-JFK.
469
00:27:09,821 --> 00:27:10,781
Uh-huh.
470
00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:14,621
I know who the scarlet woman is.
471
00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:16,781
[Micky] Has the telly said anything about
how to get rid of her?
472
00:27:17,621 --> 00:27:18,621
Walk away.
473
00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:19,541
What?
474
00:27:19,621 --> 00:27:22,021
[Lillian] The harder you try
the stronger she gets.
475
00:27:22,101 --> 00:27:24,141
Be firm, act like you don't care
476
00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:26,460
[Lillian] and you'll have her
eating out of your hand,
477
00:27:26,541 --> 00:27:27,420
all right?
478
00:27:28,220 --> 00:27:31,261
♪ Your kiss to me is worth a fortune ♪
479
00:27:33,781 --> 00:27:34,900
Noddy Holder's not dead.
480
00:27:37,621 --> 00:27:38,821
[Frank] Rod Hull and Emu, then.
481
00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:40,101
-Who gives a shit?
-[Libby laughs]
482
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,021
Ah, Davros.
483
00:27:44,341 --> 00:27:46,581
Isn't it brilliant?
I'll get the drinks in.
484
00:27:48,101 --> 00:27:50,940
♪ It's the wonder ♪
485
00:27:53,301 --> 00:27:55,141
-[singer] ♪ The wonder of you ♪
486
00:27:56,460 --> 00:27:57,581
Movin' on.
487
00:27:57,660 --> 00:28:00,180
-[Ian] What?
-I was just sayin' I've got a date later.
488
00:28:00,821 --> 00:28:02,460
[Ian] Oh great! I'm well pleased.
489
00:28:02,541 --> 00:28:07,180
-Are ya... Really?
-Yeah, keeps you off my back.
490
00:28:07,821 --> 00:28:09,900
You know,
I thought me and you had something.
491
00:28:09,981 --> 00:28:11,180
But looking back,
492
00:28:12,141 --> 00:28:13,940
I think I was just infatuated.
493
00:28:14,621 --> 00:28:18,261
You came round with your...
Your fancy gay ways.
494
00:28:18,341 --> 00:28:19,220
I was taken in.
495
00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:21,741
It's great you're makin' a new start.
496
00:28:25,301 --> 00:28:26,821
Well, don't try and stop me.
497
00:28:28,180 --> 00:28:29,061
I won't.
498
00:28:31,621 --> 00:28:32,581
[door closes]
499
00:28:36,220 --> 00:28:42,180
[singer ending the song]
♪ The wonder of you ♪
500
00:28:44,341 --> 00:28:49,021
[audience cheering]
501
00:28:49,101 --> 00:28:50,581
[singer] Thank you.
502
00:28:50,660 --> 00:28:52,541
You're late.
503
00:28:52,621 --> 00:28:55,660
If it's one thing you need
in this business, besides the obvious,
504
00:28:55,741 --> 00:28:57,660
it's good timekeeping.
505
00:29:00,220 --> 00:29:03,021
[Michelle] I've been thinking
about what you said, and I agree.
506
00:29:03,741 --> 00:29:05,141
This is a business arrangement.
507
00:29:07,861 --> 00:29:09,101
So let's do business.
508
00:29:12,381 --> 00:29:13,980
-Now.
- It's over.
509
00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:17,180
[Jamie] This is the end.
510
00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:24,501
I'll tell her.
511
00:29:25,341 --> 00:29:26,581
[Michelle] Your lovely wife.
512
00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:29,501
I will tell her.
513
00:29:30,501 --> 00:29:34,460
When and where and how,
and how much I paid and why.
514
00:29:34,541 --> 00:29:35,420
No...
515
00:29:36,581 --> 00:29:37,541
I'll tell her.
516
00:29:42,700 --> 00:29:45,180
[tense music]
517
00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:50,341
[Ian singing in the background]
518
00:29:50,420 --> 00:29:52,261
Don't start, Micky. I'm not in the mood.
519
00:29:52,341 --> 00:29:54,660
-I'm sayin' nothing.
-Oh, good.
520
00:29:54,741 --> 00:29:57,341
I've had enough of your snipin'
these past few weeks.
521
00:29:57,420 --> 00:29:59,781
I was just lookin' out for a mate.
522
00:29:59,861 --> 00:30:01,501
You were trying to split us up.
523
00:30:04,021 --> 00:30:05,741
Well, at least you're not denying it.
524
00:30:08,821 --> 00:30:10,861
[Maxine] Just leave us, please.
525
00:30:10,940 --> 00:30:14,460
You know, when it ends,
when it does all fall to pieces,
526
00:30:14,541 --> 00:30:18,141
when you get bored of messing around
and decide you'd rather have a hetero?
527
00:30:20,821 --> 00:30:21,980
Let him down gently, eh?
528
00:30:23,980 --> 00:30:26,900
-[song ends]
-[audience cheers]
529
00:30:26,980 --> 00:30:28,900
[sad music]
530
00:30:29,621 --> 00:30:32,381
-You ok?
-Yep, I'm good.
531
00:30:42,180 --> 00:30:44,900
Don't think I'm taking orders off
some pissed-up slapper from the Jockey.
532
00:30:44,980 --> 00:30:47,741
I haven't married her, we're just
dating, and she's not a slapper.
533
00:30:47,821 --> 00:30:49,061
-Then why involve us?
-[Frank] Cos I like her
534
00:30:49,141 --> 00:30:51,061
and it would be nice if you
all liked her an' all.
535
00:30:51,741 --> 00:30:53,581
[Frank] She's clever and...
536
00:30:53,660 --> 00:30:54,980
Caring.
537
00:30:55,061 --> 00:30:57,021
and if you ever had anything
that you were worrying about,
538
00:30:58,541 --> 00:31:00,980
y'know, she's very understanding.
539
00:31:01,061 --> 00:31:02,220
-Well, let's see her, then.
-Oh,
540
00:31:02,980 --> 00:31:05,381
and don't startle her, for fuck's sake.
541
00:31:06,341 --> 00:31:07,700
-Local?
- Work?
542
00:31:07,781 --> 00:31:09,261
She drives a mobile library.
543
00:31:09,341 --> 00:31:11,460
-[Shane] Any convictions?
-[Frank] One. Political prisoner.
544
00:31:11,541 --> 00:31:13,341
-Divorced?
-Widow?
545
00:31:13,420 --> 00:31:14,980
[Liam] What are your thoughts
on globalisation?
546
00:31:15,061 --> 00:31:16,301
How do you feel about drugs?
547
00:31:16,381 --> 00:31:17,301
-[Carl] Alcohol?
-Crime?
548
00:31:17,381 --> 00:31:18,301
-Prostitution?
-Cubism?
549
00:31:18,381 --> 00:31:19,301
Music?
550
00:31:20,381 --> 00:31:22,700
[voices getting faster and confused]
551
00:31:22,781 --> 00:31:23,861
[Liam] If culture's a process,
552
00:31:23,940 --> 00:31:26,541
is a new pattern of behaviour invented
or an old one modified?
553
00:31:28,741 --> 00:31:30,741
Oh, yeah, and she's a narcoleptic.
554
00:31:32,061 --> 00:31:33,741
Really need to up her dose.
555
00:31:33,821 --> 00:31:35,141
[food splattering]
556
00:31:37,420 --> 00:31:38,940
It's all right.
The others have gone.
557
00:31:40,341 --> 00:31:42,501
-Frightened them off?
-[Liam] Cleared the place.
558
00:31:43,541 --> 00:31:45,621
-Frank?
-[Liam] Dropping Stella off.
559
00:31:47,581 --> 00:31:50,341
-Bet you've all had a good laugh at me.
-Yep.
560
00:31:51,581 --> 00:31:53,861
Told Frank he should terminate
the friendship.
561
00:31:53,940 --> 00:31:56,940
You don't want 'em hanging round
with someone mentally unstable.
562
00:31:57,021 --> 00:31:58,420
No, that's an advantage.
563
00:31:58,501 --> 00:31:59,381
[Libby laughs]
564
00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:00,501
I see.
565
00:32:02,021 --> 00:32:03,501
Your dad's told me all about you.
566
00:32:04,261 --> 00:32:06,740
[Libby] Must be hard, having
so much upheaval in your life.
567
00:32:06,821 --> 00:32:10,061
And you think a narcoleptic's going to
provide some much-needed stability?
568
00:32:10,141 --> 00:32:11,781
I'm quite nice once you get to know me.
569
00:32:11,861 --> 00:32:13,220
I'll be the judge of that.
570
00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:16,980
-I hope we can be friends.
-I doubt it.
571
00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:21,061
Your dad and me...
572
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,821
We're gonna
try and make a go of it.
573
00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:24,781
[Liam] Your funeral.
574
00:32:24,861 --> 00:32:26,381
Of course I wouldn't try
to replace your mum.
575
00:32:26,460 --> 00:32:28,180
Wise, because I'm not looking for one.
576
00:32:28,861 --> 00:32:30,581
I'm glad we had this chance to talk.
577
00:32:31,180 --> 00:32:32,740
You got spaghetti in your hair.
578
00:32:37,460 --> 00:32:39,261
[Libby] They hated me, Frank.
579
00:32:39,341 --> 00:32:41,581
The gynaecologist never
prodded me so deeply.
580
00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:44,781
They're just keeping a look out for me,
I made one or two mistakes in the past.
581
00:32:44,861 --> 00:32:46,261
What am I getting myself into?
582
00:32:47,180 --> 00:32:50,141
An honest and committed relationship.
583
00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:51,301
[Libby sighs in despair]
584
00:32:52,940 --> 00:32:54,900
I've got to start the meeting.
585
00:32:56,821 --> 00:32:58,700
[Frank] I'll be right here.
586
00:32:58,781 --> 00:32:59,660
[Frank chuckles]
587
00:33:02,460 --> 00:33:04,420
Ok, everyone, settle down.
588
00:33:06,141 --> 00:33:06,980
Now...
589
00:33:07,581 --> 00:33:10,101
Carol, you wanted to--
590
00:33:10,180 --> 00:33:12,341
[Carol snores]
591
00:33:12,420 --> 00:33:14,581
She's looking
for sponsors for her hike up Ben Nevis.
592
00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:18,541
[Libby] Anyone interested can speak to her
after the meeting, get a sponsorship form.
593
00:33:18,621 --> 00:33:23,021
[Libby] Now, moving along
to discrimination in the workplace,
594
00:33:23,101 --> 00:33:25,101
I know a lot of members have suffered.
595
00:33:25,180 --> 00:33:26,101
[Carol snores]
596
00:33:26,180 --> 00:33:29,141
[Libby] The world is full
of ruthless people
597
00:33:29,220 --> 00:33:32,581
eager to take advantage
of the vulnerable and naive.
598
00:33:32,660 --> 00:33:34,141
[Carol keeps snoring]
599
00:33:41,381 --> 00:33:43,621
[Frank] The money was about
to fall out of her purse.
600
00:33:43,700 --> 00:33:44,740
I was helping the woman out.
601
00:33:44,821 --> 00:33:47,141
You can treat me like
a fool only once, Frank.
602
00:33:47,220 --> 00:33:49,261
Oh, don't act like some paragon of virtue.
603
00:33:49,341 --> 00:33:51,501
You're the one that's been
in the nick for inciting a riot.
604
00:33:51,581 --> 00:33:55,740
Yeah, I let my emotions get the better
of me and I paid my debt to society.
605
00:33:55,821 --> 00:33:58,781
You were about to thieve
from a good friend of mine,
606
00:33:58,861 --> 00:34:00,660
a kind, gentle woman,
607
00:34:00,740 --> 00:34:05,101
blind, narcoleptic, and suffering
from the early onset of dementia.
608
00:34:05,180 --> 00:34:07,501
-How could ya?
-It was the perfect crime.
609
00:34:07,581 --> 00:34:10,220
She wouldn't see me, and if she did
somehow know it was me,
610
00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:11,981
ten minutes later
she'd have fuckin' forgotten.
611
00:34:12,061 --> 00:34:14,421
-[Libby gasps in frustration]
-Libby!
612
00:34:14,501 --> 00:34:16,141
[Libby] Fuck off, Frank!
613
00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:17,180
Libby!
614
00:34:24,780 --> 00:34:25,941
[spoon tinkling]
615
00:34:27,021 --> 00:34:29,061
Any chance of you lookin' after
your sister?
616
00:34:29,141 --> 00:34:30,941
I could do with drowning me sorrows.
617
00:34:31,021 --> 00:34:34,541
None whatsoever.
I'm on a promise tonight.
618
00:34:34,621 --> 00:34:35,581
[cabinet closes]
619
00:34:35,660 --> 00:34:38,780
What happened to whatshername?
Why not get her over?
620
00:34:38,860 --> 00:34:41,660
Early night for Stella,
a leg-over for you.
621
00:34:41,740 --> 00:34:43,780
Might put a smile back on your face.
622
00:34:43,860 --> 00:34:47,461
It's, er... Not worked out.
623
00:34:47,541 --> 00:34:51,541
What was all that shit about, then?
Introductions and all that?
624
00:34:51,621 --> 00:34:54,660
Well, I thought I could get what I wanted.
625
00:34:56,941 --> 00:34:58,061
She must be special.
626
00:34:58,141 --> 00:35:01,261
I haven't seen you clean your shoes since
the last time you were in court.
627
00:35:01,340 --> 00:35:04,381
I told yer. I'm on a promise.
628
00:35:04,461 --> 00:35:05,941
And when you're onto a good thing,
629
00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:09,621
you should do everything in your power
not to let it slip out of yer hands.
630
00:35:09,701 --> 00:35:12,820
[sad music]
631
00:35:19,021 --> 00:35:22,741
[Patty] You can never trust 'em.
They're like drug addicts, drinkers.
632
00:35:22,820 --> 00:35:25,820
Promise you the earth and then deliver
something the size of a window box.
633
00:35:25,901 --> 00:35:27,901
Your father was the same. Waster.
634
00:35:30,181 --> 00:35:31,941
[sad music]
635
00:35:32,021 --> 00:35:36,701
Ah, Libby darling, forget him.
636
00:35:36,780 --> 00:35:38,340
You would never have settled to that,
637
00:35:38,421 --> 00:35:42,621
some sort of mother to his kids, and
a cook, cleaner, bottle-washer to a drunk.
638
00:35:42,701 --> 00:35:44,381
I thought Frank was different.
639
00:35:44,461 --> 00:35:46,141
[Patty scoffs] You thought wrong.
640
00:35:46,221 --> 00:35:49,181
When I was with him, I felt more alive.
641
00:35:49,261 --> 00:35:50,780
For the first time in years,
642
00:35:50,860 --> 00:35:55,261
I knew what it was like to have blood
coursing through my veins.
643
00:35:55,340 --> 00:35:58,141
Those figs are coursing
right through my system.
644
00:35:58,221 --> 00:35:59,701
Fetch the commode.
645
00:36:06,141 --> 00:36:08,421
[sad music]
646
00:36:09,741 --> 00:36:11,461
I wanted to say I'm sorry.
647
00:36:18,221 --> 00:36:20,501
-I fucked up and I needed--
-[Karen] I don't wanna hear it.
648
00:36:22,021 --> 00:36:25,461
-Karen.
-No! No, no.
649
00:36:25,541 --> 00:36:27,581
[Karen] Whatever it is,
I don't wanna hear it.
650
00:36:27,661 --> 00:36:28,581
-[Jamie] Please!
-[Karen] No.
651
00:36:28,661 --> 00:36:29,501
[Karen turns music on]
652
00:36:29,581 --> 00:36:32,860
Karen, please. Karen!
653
00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:37,021
-Please!
-I do not want to hear it!
654
00:36:37,101 --> 00:36:43,701
["Back to Black" by Amy Winehouse playing]
655
00:36:43,780 --> 00:36:45,340
[Jamie turns music off]
656
00:36:51,820 --> 00:36:53,261
I'll take over now, Dad.
657
00:36:54,261 --> 00:36:55,820
All sorted?
658
00:36:55,901 --> 00:36:58,021
Not yet, but it will be.
659
00:36:59,901 --> 00:37:02,221
[Michelle] So who do I have to fuck to get
a drink around here?
660
00:37:02,300 --> 00:37:03,981
[everybody cheers]
661
00:37:05,501 --> 00:37:07,101
[Michelle laughs]
662
00:37:08,501 --> 00:37:11,300
-I'll leave that to you, shall I, son?
-Yeah.
663
00:37:13,181 --> 00:37:15,941
Gin and tonic, and a word
with the landlady, please, Jamie.
664
00:37:16,021 --> 00:37:17,901
She knows.
665
00:37:17,981 --> 00:37:19,421
And you're still standing.
666
00:37:19,501 --> 00:37:23,061
Ok, well, you've left me with
a bit of a problem.
667
00:37:23,141 --> 00:37:24,741
Just get someone else.
668
00:37:26,181 --> 00:37:29,141
There must be a million men more
than willing to take my place.
669
00:37:29,221 --> 00:37:32,101
Willing, yes. Qualified... Hmm.
670
00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:35,941
There must be someone.
671
00:37:38,780 --> 00:37:40,780
[suspenseful music]
672
00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:44,181
[knock on door]
673
00:37:52,421 --> 00:37:53,701
I'm a twat.
674
00:37:53,780 --> 00:37:58,021
A lying, thieving, drug-taking,
beer-swilling, fanny-chasing sponger
675
00:37:58,101 --> 00:38:00,461
who hasn't done a day's work in his life
and doesn't care who knows it
676
00:38:00,541 --> 00:38:02,300
so long as it's
not anyone from the DSSS.
677
00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:03,701
-[Libby] Frank.
-Let me finish.
678
00:38:03,780 --> 00:38:07,261
[Frank] I wasted a good education
and every opportunity was put my way.
679
00:38:07,340 --> 00:38:10,581
I disappointed me mother and father,
I drove away the women who loved me,
680
00:38:10,661 --> 00:38:13,221
the children who wanted something
from me, I was incapable of giving,
681
00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:14,701
couldn't wait to see the back of them,
682
00:38:14,780 --> 00:38:18,421
[Frank] so that I could return to being
centre of my decrepit little universe.
683
00:38:19,780 --> 00:38:21,661
[Frank pants]
684
00:38:22,340 --> 00:38:23,701
[Frank] But...
685
00:38:27,501 --> 00:38:32,380
When I'm with you,
I want to be something else.
686
00:38:32,461 --> 00:38:33,661
Someone else.
687
00:38:35,661 --> 00:38:36,901
A bet--
[Frank pants]
688
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:38,221
A better man.
689
00:38:41,101 --> 00:38:44,101
You complete me, you know.
690
00:38:44,181 --> 00:38:45,021
I just nee--
691
00:38:45,860 --> 00:38:47,661
[Libby] Shut up!
692
00:38:47,741 --> 00:38:49,461
Just shut up!
693
00:38:51,380 --> 00:38:53,300
You had me at "I'm a twat"!
694
00:39:14,780 --> 00:39:16,461
[they both moans]
695
00:39:16,541 --> 00:39:19,061
-[Frank] Libby?
-Yeah.
696
00:39:19,141 --> 00:39:21,141
[Libby screams and pants]
697
00:39:21,221 --> 00:39:22,501
[both panting in excitement]
698
00:39:23,181 --> 00:39:27,461
[both moaning heavily]
699
00:39:27,541 --> 00:39:30,380
-[Libby screams]
-[Frank gasps]
700
00:39:30,461 --> 00:39:31,501
[Libby screams]
701
00:39:36,021 --> 00:39:37,820
You'll need these.
702
00:39:40,820 --> 00:39:45,141
[Kelly] It's 5 pounds for the psychic
audience and a tenner for one-to-one, so.
703
00:39:45,221 --> 00:39:47,141
[people sorting notes]
704
00:39:47,221 --> 00:39:48,780
[Lillian] Is there an Eileen in the room?
705
00:39:48,860 --> 00:39:51,581
The spirits want to tell her
about her wayward son.
706
00:39:51,661 --> 00:39:53,661
They say Roy is feeling neglected.
707
00:39:53,741 --> 00:39:55,221
Is there anything else for me?
708
00:39:56,981 --> 00:39:59,101
Something
about a factory closing down
709
00:39:59,780 --> 00:40:01,421
and a husband with murderous thoughts.
710
00:40:01,501 --> 00:40:02,581
It's Corrie.
711
00:40:03,340 --> 00:40:05,741
[Lillian] And there's an outbreak
of chlamydia on the horizon
712
00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,621
and someone's cheating in an exam.
713
00:40:07,701 --> 00:40:08,541
It's Hollyoaks.
714
00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:13,621
[Kelly] Don't tell me, someone's had
an abortion and there's a fire in the pub.
715
00:40:13,701 --> 00:40:15,621
Wow, Kelly, you've got the gift as well.
716
00:40:15,701 --> 00:40:17,421
No, I watched it.
717
00:40:17,501 --> 00:40:20,380
She's just telling you what's
been happening in the soaps.
718
00:40:22,221 --> 00:40:25,461
You've still got your old aerial, Lil.
It's all digital now.
719
00:40:25,541 --> 00:40:27,741
[Mimi] I'll fuckin' white noise yer.
720
00:40:27,820 --> 00:40:29,021
What have I done?
721
00:40:29,901 --> 00:40:31,380
Someone
better go and tell Bunty.
722
00:40:31,461 --> 00:40:33,701
She's sold all her belongings
and booked a parachute jump.
723
00:40:36,941 --> 00:40:39,941
[upbeat jazzy music]
724
00:40:49,541 --> 00:40:51,021
[tense music]
725
00:40:57,820 --> 00:40:59,021
You get paid for this?
726
00:41:01,461 --> 00:41:05,461
[upbeat electric guitar riff]
727
00:41:06,461 --> 00:41:07,461
[Michelle laughs]
728
00:41:07,541 --> 00:41:10,661
[Michelle pants]
729
00:41:10,741 --> 00:41:16,261
[Michelle moans]
730
00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:17,701
[Michelle pants]
731
00:41:20,380 --> 00:41:24,061
[Michelle screams and pants]
732
00:41:27,181 --> 00:41:28,741
What time
d'you want me back?
733
00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:30,461
[Michelle laughs and gasps]
734
00:41:30,541 --> 00:41:33,181
I have
a slight cash flow problem, sweetie.
735
00:41:33,261 --> 00:41:34,621
You've cleared me out.
736
00:41:36,101 --> 00:41:38,340
[both panting]
737
00:41:38,421 --> 00:41:41,661
[Carl breathes heavily]
738
00:41:42,461 --> 00:41:43,780
I'm sure we can think of something.
739
00:41:49,661 --> 00:41:51,741
[Frank] Kids smashed yours in,
library's shut down
740
00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:53,860
and you won't get a job
with your record, so...
741
00:41:53,941 --> 00:41:55,300
-[Libby sighs in amazement]
-[Frank] Eh?
742
00:41:56,741 --> 00:41:58,621
It's all very laudable, Frank,
743
00:41:59,541 --> 00:42:01,661
but this wouldn't last
two minutes where I live.
744
00:42:01,741 --> 00:42:03,661
Well, it'd last a lot longer
than that round here.
745
00:42:05,860 --> 00:42:07,021
What are you saying?
746
00:42:09,501 --> 00:42:10,380
Live with me.
747
00:42:11,701 --> 00:42:12,741
Here I am.
748
00:42:12,820 --> 00:42:16,780
Honest-ish,
a "warts and all" autobiography,
749
00:42:17,541 --> 00:42:19,181
bit dog-eared, but a good yarn.
750
00:42:19,780 --> 00:42:22,461
I couldn't possibly,
it's too early, it's too quick.
751
00:42:24,261 --> 00:42:26,780
I need a woman in me life.
752
00:42:28,501 --> 00:42:31,141
[Frank] But if you take me on,
you take on the kids too.
753
00:42:31,221 --> 00:42:33,701
[Frank] They need someone gentle
754
00:42:33,780 --> 00:42:36,221
and nurturing, especially the baby.
755
00:42:37,661 --> 00:42:40,221
-You've got a baby?
-[Frank] Yeah, Stella.
756
00:42:40,300 --> 00:42:43,461
[Frank] You hardly notice she's there,
apart from the smell now and again.
757
00:42:45,300 --> 00:42:46,621
A baby.
758
00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:52,181
["The Loving Kind" playing]
759
00:42:57,860 --> 00:42:59,621
[Jamie turns music off]
760
00:43:02,141 --> 00:43:03,340
I'm sorry.
761
00:43:08,340 --> 00:43:09,380
Are you leaving me?
762
00:43:13,461 --> 00:43:14,421
[Jamie] All that...
763
00:43:15,380 --> 00:43:17,741
[Jamie] phone calls, the late nights.
764
00:43:19,380 --> 00:43:21,380
I was just taking care of business.
765
00:43:28,661 --> 00:43:30,981
I know not to get involved with business.
766
00:43:31,661 --> 00:43:32,860
It goes right over my head.
767
00:43:37,261 --> 00:43:38,661
It's all sorted now.
768
00:43:39,340 --> 00:43:40,221
It's over.
769
00:43:41,061 --> 00:43:41,941
Good.
770
00:43:49,261 --> 00:43:51,021
D'you know, if it all gets too much...
771
00:43:53,981 --> 00:43:55,780
And you can't handle it...
772
00:43:58,860 --> 00:44:01,421
take Connor, and you go.
773
00:44:01,501 --> 00:44:03,900
-You just go.
-No.
774
00:44:16,701 --> 00:44:18,900
Fancy a brew?
775
00:44:18,981 --> 00:44:20,221
Yeah, I'd love one.
776
00:44:23,541 --> 00:44:24,661
[Karen chuckles]
777
00:44:28,421 --> 00:44:31,541
-[loud panting sounds]
-[door knocks]
778
00:44:32,981 --> 00:44:35,860
Libby there? I'm her mother.
779
00:44:35,941 --> 00:44:38,541
She's, um...
780
00:44:38,621 --> 00:44:41,300
It's all right, I'll wait.
781
00:44:45,461 --> 00:44:47,261
Sorry, son, you'll need to bring those in.
782
00:44:49,621 --> 00:44:53,741
-[Libby screaming]
-[Frank panting]
783
00:44:53,820 --> 00:44:56,021
[Libby and Frank panting]
784
00:44:56,101 --> 00:45:00,541
[calming music]
785
00:45:18,661 --> 00:45:21,621
[Libby] I believe
that true love lasts for ever.
786
00:45:21,701 --> 00:45:26,900
Occasionally it takes a holiday,
but returns refreshed, deeper,
787
00:45:26,981 --> 00:45:29,541
more powerful
and dynamic than ever before,
788
00:45:29,621 --> 00:45:31,741
-[Libby pants]
-[Libby] coursing through your veins,
789
00:45:31,820 --> 00:45:35,900
filling your brain,
your heart, your soul with...
790
00:45:36,981 --> 00:45:38,221
[Frank breathes heavily]
791
00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:41,981
[Frank] Alright.
You have a nice sleep, Libby, love.
792
00:45:42,061 --> 00:45:43,141
[Frank gasps]
793
00:45:46,101 --> 00:45:46,900
We're getting wed.
794
00:45:46,981 --> 00:45:49,701
[Kelly] I can't marry him
if I don't tell him.
795
00:45:49,780 --> 00:45:51,300
It'll destroy him. And you.
796
00:45:51,380 --> 00:45:52,340
Pub closed?
797
00:45:52,421 --> 00:45:54,221
I know a fake when I see one.
798
00:45:54,300 --> 00:45:55,501
Yeah, right back at you.
799
00:45:55,581 --> 00:45:56,860
Are you having a party?
800
00:45:56,941 --> 00:45:59,941
[girl] Come with us.
You can spit-roast me, like in the movies.
801
00:46:00,021 --> 00:46:02,421
[man punching heavily] She's my sister!
802
00:46:02,501 --> 00:46:03,941
[people cheering]
803
00:46:04,021 --> 00:46:05,061
I'm fucking no-one's!
804
00:46:05,141 --> 00:46:07,300
[Shane] Unless I'm fucking paying ya!
805
00:46:07,380 --> 00:46:09,340
[man] I don't ever wants to see your faces
round Chatsworth again
806
00:46:09,421 --> 00:46:11,421
-Can you smell owt?
-Other than you?
807
00:46:54,021 --> 00:46:57,501
[male TV host] If you want this item,
please get on the phone now.
808
00:46:57,581 --> 00:46:58,661
[female TV host] Yes, they are flying out.
809
00:46:58,741 --> 00:46:59,981
[male TV host] You won't regret--
810
00:47:03,181 --> 00:47:04,941
[static noise]
811
00:47:06,741 --> 00:47:10,221
[voice whispers through the static]
Lil-li-an. Lil-li-an.
812
00:47:11,661 --> 00:47:18,261
[voice whispers through the static]
Lil-li-an Lil-li-an I love you, Lil-li-an.
813
00:47:18,340 --> 00:47:19,541
-[screaming through the static]
-[Lillian gasps]
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