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[♪♪♪]
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-Jeff?
-Hey.
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-What are you doing here?
-I'm enjoying a cold, refreshing beverage.
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We are in the middle of game night
upstairs at Liz's.
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-It's your turn at charades.
-I know.
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The movie I got was The Fugitive.
Leaving was my clue.
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I made an effort, I wrote down celebrity
names, I threw them in the bowl.
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Willy Nailer is not a celebrity.
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-I know, but do you get it?
-Yes, Jeff, I get it.
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Yes, I got it, I got it.
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God, you have always been selfish,
but when did you become so anti-fun?
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August 12th, 1995.
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So now you remember
our wedding date?
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I mean, come on.
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Charades at Liz's,
you think that's fun?
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That's how North Korea
gets information from prisoners.
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You know, I am sick
of your lack of effort.
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You never wanna go anywhere
or do anything!
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You are zero fun.
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Because everything you drag me
to is boring.
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Why don't you, uh,
drag me to a strip club?
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Or, uh, a different, uh, strip club.
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Oh, God.
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You know what? I'm done, I'm finished.
I officially give up.
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I'm going back to Liz's to have fun.
You can stay here and be a jerk.
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Audrey.
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Yes?
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If they still haven't opened up
that bottle of wine we brought.
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-Bring it back.
-Oh, my God.
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[SEÑOR HAPPY'S
"HOW MANY WAYS" PLAYING]
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♪ How many ways
To say I love you ♪
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♪ How many ways to say
That I'm not scared ♪
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♪ With you by my side
There is no denying ♪
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♪ I can't wait for me and you ♪♪
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[♪♪♪]
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Audrey,
I don't know where you are...
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...but at the diner they've got
those Belgian waffles that you like.
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So come on down, or, uh,
I could bring some up to you.
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If you want.
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Uh, by the way, this is Jeff.
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Bingham.
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She still freezing you out?
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Oh, two days now.
She thinks that I'm selfish and no fun.
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She's just getting that?
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Talk about a long sink-in, heh.
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-Oh, a tool. Oh.
-Oh, no.
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What a douche.
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-Look at this idiot.
-What's up, dudes?
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-Hey, buddy.
-What are you doing?
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Oh, no, I'm just rocking a little P.
Benatar. She helps me get my jog on.
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This guy's just begging for it.
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Ah, go ahead,
hit me with your best shot.
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Don't do that.
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-What's up with him?
-Audrey's still barely speaking to him.
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Her default setting
is mildly annoyed at me...
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...but this feels different.
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Well, love is a battlefield.
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I mean, at least when she yells at me,
I can yell back.
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But, uh, you know, now she's all quiet
and checked out.
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Yeah, congratulations,
you broke her spirit.
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This is not a good thing.
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-How are you gonna to fix it?
-I don't know.
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I'm not sure I've got that club
in my bag.
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Maybe it's time to call it quits,
you know, move on to wife number two.
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Nah, not that bad.
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But I may have to do something
I've never done before.
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I may have to make an effort.
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-Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, come on.
-Just put the brakes on it.
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I'm gonna figure out a way to show her
that I'm fun...
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...and that I'm not selfish.
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You know what's worked for me
in the past? Two words, Jeff.
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Scavenger hunt.
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-Hmm? What?
-Scav it up, bro.
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Dude, give her a bunch of clues
to lead her on this cool...
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...fun adventure all over the city.
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-Ladies love it.
-Scav, dude.
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It works with the chicks.
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I usually send a girl a drink,
which leads her to getting drunk...
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...which leads her to my beddy-bye.
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Which leads her to the free clinic.
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It's good, it's good because you make
the clues personal...
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...with stuff from your relationship.
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-Shows you've been paying attention.
-That sounds super gay.
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-I was just trying to--
-No, no, no.
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Super gay may be
what's called for here.
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Audrey loves that kind of thing.
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[CELL PHONE CHIRPS]
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Ooh! All right. Oh, sweet.
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I get a, uh, alert every time
a new celebrity sex tape drops.
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Ooh, this is a good one.
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-Who is it?
-I think it's the local weather chick.
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[SIGHS]
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Looks like she's got a high-pressure
system bearing down on her.
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Ahem, uh,
you really shouldn't watch that.
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Yeah, I know, I should wait
for a bigger screen, but I can't wait.
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No, no, no, Russell, she doesn't
want you to see that, okay?
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Some ex- boyfriend
probably put that online...
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...and that's just not cool. Trust me.
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Well, I seem to have struck
a personal chord.
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Let's just say that someone, uh,
very close to me had this happen to her.
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-Someone close to you.
-Her, her, her--
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-Jen!
-Oh, my God--
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-Jen!
ADAM: No!
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There's a sex tape
with Jen on the internet.
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-Sex tape with Jen.
-No!
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No I did not say that, okay.
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There's no reason anyone
should go looking--
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RUSSELL:
Taxi!
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[♪♪♪]
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Hmm, called me in on a Saturday,
hard at work.
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Must be looking at....
Ah, yes, pornography.
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Adam let it slip that there's a sex tape
of Jen somewhere online...
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...and I'm a-gonna find it.
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Well, she is your good friend's
fiancée...
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...so I can see how that would be
appropriate.
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Anyway, here's your soda,
you repulsive beast.
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My goodness, sir.
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Oh, right, I've been at it a while.
Starting to tighten up a little bit, heh.
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Here, help me with the can.
I gotta rehydrate.
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Hmm, aah.
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Okay, there's so many videos,
I'm never gonna find it.
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Is this the part
where I give an inspirational speech...
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...to see you through
your noble cause?
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You're right, Timmy, I can do this.
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And you're gonna help.
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Sir, I don't care
how gnarled your hands are.
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When you find the video,
you're on your own.
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No. I just need you to help
narrow the search.
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Go talk to Jen.
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Root around
and find out some helpful deets.
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-Okay, I will.
-You will?
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You cave in that easy?
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No big lecture
about your stupid dignity?
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Ah, my dignity.
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I wouldn't even recognize it
if I ran into it on the street.
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[♪♪♪]
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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JEFF:
Hi.
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So you got the scav all planned?
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I'm lining it up as we speak.
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Sweet. What's your launch?
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I'm recreating the trip to New York
that Audrey and I took back in college.
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Solid.
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Clues start
at the bar the Hotel Essex.
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Later to all the places that we went...
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...and then end up in a room
at the Hotel Du Jour.
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ADAM:
Mm-hm.
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Where, uh, we will once again
destroy it.
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[ADAM CHUCKLES]
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That's some good work, my man.
And I got you these.
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A bag full of rose petals.
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I feel like if I accept this I'm sending you
the wrong message.
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No, no, it's for your launch.
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Okay, spell out that first clue
in these rose petals.
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It's a classy touch that's led
to some of my more successful scavs.
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-Thanks.
-Yeah.
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All right, well, you should, uh,
probably get outta here.
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-Because Audrey's on her way home?
-No.
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[♪♪♪]
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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JENNIFER:
Oh, hi, Timmy.
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-Adam's out.
-Actually, it was you I was looking for.
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Oh, why?
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Because, uh, well, I've come to know
Adam so it occurred to me, Ms. Morgan...
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...that I know so very little about you.
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Where you're from,
what make you tick.
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Do you know I can't even name
one of your ex-boyfriends?
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Shameful.
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-Okay, what's going on?
-I see I've been found out.
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[JENNIFER SIGHS]
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Jennifer, please forgive me.
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Russell wanted me to ply you...
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...for information
regarding a certain sex tape.
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What?
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The one an ex-boyfriend of yours
put on the internet.
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Look I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Why would Russell think.... Adam.
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Oh, there's no sex tape.
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I told him an ex-boyfriend
made a mix tape for me.
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Ah, a mistake very much
in Mr. Rhodes's wheelhouse.
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Now go tell that disgusting troll
to call off the search.
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I shall, heh.
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Although, there is a far more
rewarding option here.
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Timmy, I like you,
but we're not making a sex tape.
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[♪♪♪]
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[KNOCKS]
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-Sir.
-Hey, there's my little brown gumshoe.
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All right, what do you got?
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Well, it wasn't easy.
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-Hmm.
-And it's not much to go on...
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...but the man with whom Ms. Morgan
made the tape, sir, was older.
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Hey, daddy issues.
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-Seventy-two to be exact.
-Whoa...
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...granddaddy issues.
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Well, I'm just going to have
to adjust my search.
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Oh!
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Old guy junk.
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Well, uh, I'll just leave you
to your work then, shall I, sir?
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[RUSSELL SIGHS]
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Oh, no!
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[♪♪♪]
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[CELL PHONE RINGING]
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Oh. Crap.
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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-Hello?
JEFF [OVER PHONE]: Hey, honey.
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-Are you, uh, home yet?
-Uh, just about to head in.
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Glad I caught you.
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I know you've been bummed with me.
But I did something to make it up to you.
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Really?
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And I have to say
it's pretty thoughtful.
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Is that so?
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A grand gesture
that will right all the wrongs.
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-What is it?
JEFF: I can't say.
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But I left you a little message.
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A message?
Wait, what are you talking about?
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Gotta go.
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[SIGHS]
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Hot sex?
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What an ass.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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-It's Audrey.
-Okay.
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-Did you see the message that I left you?
-Yeah, I saw it.
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-Do you know what it means?
-Yeah, it's pretty clear.
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-Where are you?
JEFF: No, no, no, no.
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You're not getting it that easy.
You gotta work for it.
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-Work for it? What the....?
-I'll see you later, heh.
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Yeah, she's totally into it.
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[♪♪♪]
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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So, sir, still enjoying watching the aged
bump wrinklies?
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I found it.
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Uh, found what?
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Jen's sex tape. I found it, come here.
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-Huh? Huh? Huh?
-Huh, it does look a lot like her.
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RUSSELL:
Hmm.
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But I'm positive it's not.
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-How are you positive?
-Well, first off...
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00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:47,433
...this woman's hair is blonde.
242
00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:50,519
Well, not all of it. Scroll down.
243
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,023
-Oh, dear.
-Heh-heh-heh.
244
00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:56,442
Well, sir, the gentleman
looks rather young.
245
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:59,987
Heh, you wouldn't call him a gentleman
if you saw the whole thing.
246
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:07,369
All right, um, even so, how did you get
from elderly pornography to this?
247
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,496
That's an interesting story.
248
00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:13,750
After seven punishing hours
of geezer pleasers...
249
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:17,629
...I says to myself, I says...
250
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:21,008
"What kind of old guy
would Jen wind up with?"
251
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,844
Maybe a college professor?
252
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:24,428
Let's look at the facts.
253
00:13:31,518 --> 00:13:34,105
Jen attended Rutgers University.
254
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:39,026
I dug up her transcripts,
and, by the way, ouch, heh.
255
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:42,446
Clearly not the grades
of someone sleeping with her professor.
256
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,408
Which, uh, led you to her--
257
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,702
BOTH: Yearbook.
-Yes, precisely.
258
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:54,083
In it I found several photos of her
with a guy that were getting quite cozy.
259
00:13:55,167 --> 00:14:00,297
Using facial recognition software
I discovered, uh, this.
260
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:04,385
-Incredible, sir.
-Isn't it?
261
00:14:04,676 --> 00:14:06,053
Now I'll have to ask you to leave.
262
00:14:06,803 --> 00:14:09,515
If you'd please lock the door
behind you.
263
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:15,104
I don't wanna be disturbed
while I'm, uh, reviewing the data.
264
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:19,150
[♪♪♪]
265
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,863
I got a sweet room upstairs.
266
00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:26,407
Audrey's gonna go nuts.
She loves this place.
267
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:30,327
She's really dragging this out.
How long do these things usually take?
268
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:34,748
Okay, well, the longest it's ever taken is,
like, an hour and a half.
269
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,084
And let me tell you that girl
is no genius. When she was--
270
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,254
[COUGHS THEN CHOKES]
271
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,673
Whoa.
272
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,675
I think I swallowed a toothpick.
273
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,556
I'm gonna text her,
see how she's doing.
274
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:53,600
Seriously. I mean, this is the worst
he has ever been.
275
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:56,062
He says, "All wrongs will be righted."
276
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,730
...and then leaves me a message
that says, Hot Sex.
277
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,441
What, that's going to fix everything?
278
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:02,902
I don't know,
sometimes that works for us.
279
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,695
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
280
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,656
Oh, great. A text from him.
281
00:15:07,864 --> 00:15:10,451
"What are you doing?"
Heh, he wants to know what I'm doing?
282
00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:12,536
I'll tell him what I'm doing.
283
00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:14,663
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
284
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,540
-I'm about to pack a bag.
-Hey!
285
00:15:16,748 --> 00:15:19,168
All right.
She must have gotten the last clue...
286
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:20,711
...and gone home to get her stuff.
287
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,922
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
288
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:25,049
"Hurry up and get going."
289
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:28,970
-What, is he having a stroke?
-Ugh, I don't need this.
290
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:32,723
I really am going to pack a bag.
I'm gonna stay at a hotel tonight.
291
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,226
Ooh, what a jerk!
292
00:15:36,893 --> 00:15:40,272
-This is great. I owe you, buddy.
-Oh, thanks, man.
293
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,524
Hey, you could just get this.
294
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,735
Nah, I'll just owe you.
295
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,778
[♪♪♪]
296
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:53,869
Ms. Morgan, please believe...
297
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,454
...I did everything in my power
to prevent this.
298
00:15:55,662 --> 00:15:58,457
-About what?
-Hello, Jennifer.
299
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:04,588
-Are you still looking for that sex tape?
-No, because I already found it.
300
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:07,633
-What?
-He thinks he has.
301
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:11,220
-But it's clearly not you.
-Oh, there's nothing clear about it.
302
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:13,680
I'm gonna ask you one question,
and then I'll drop it.
303
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,433
Is this you?
304
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:18,227
No!
305
00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:20,521
I don't believe you
and I'm not dropping it!
306
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:23,482
Sir, she just confirmed it's not her.
307
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:25,734
There's only one way to know for sure.
308
00:16:26,943 --> 00:16:30,114
The girl in this video
has a butterfly tattoo on her--
309
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:31,740
[CHUCKLES]
310
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:36,453
Well, let's keep it classy
and call it her bikini line.
311
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:39,831
Yes, let's keep it classy.
312
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:42,918
Okay, so if I take off my pants
and show you...
313
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,837
...that I don't have a butterfly tattoo,
will that end this?
314
00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:49,675
That should do it.
315
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:57,391
Wait, go outside, I'll take off my pants,
and then signal you to come back in.
316
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:01,103
That should be acceptable.
317
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,981
This is great!
318
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,734
Because even if it's not her,
we still get to see stuff.
319
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:10,071
[SIGHS]
320
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:13,240
[LOCKS TURNING]
321
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,205
[WHISPERS]
Was that the signal?
322
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,415
[♪♪♪]
323
00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:27,213
Ah, there she is.
324
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,131
Jeff, what are you doing here?
325
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:34,261
What do you mean? I am your prize.
326
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:43,104
All right, I got the.... Dude!
327
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,480
Dude, dude, dude, what happened?
328
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:47,149
Oh, you gotta clean up
before Audrey gets here.
329
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:50,902
What did you do that for?
330
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,115
For the same reason I did this.
331
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:59,745
Please stop that, mine was top shelf.
332
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,372
Did Jen tell you I was coming here?
333
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,625
No, I knew you were coming here
because of the scavenger hunt.
334
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,335
What scavenger hunt?
335
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,254
The scavenger hunt
that you're on right now.
336
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:12,174
-I'm not on a scavenger hunt.
-Oh, the hell you're not!
337
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:16,928
It's the grand romantic gesture
that I did.
338
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:20,141
Oh, spelling out
"Hot Sex" in rose petals?
339
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,726
What? No.
340
00:18:22,934 --> 00:18:26,938
It wasn't " Hot Sex,"
it was, uh, " Hotel Essex".
341
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:31,193
Some of the rose petals must have
gotten, uh, moved around.
342
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,779
You gotta anchor them buddy.
343
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:35,947
Excuse me.
344
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,496
[♪♪♪]
345
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:44,956
And the bartender
at Coughlin's...
346
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,083
...was gonna send you
to the handsome cab driver...
347
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,586
...who was going to bring you here.
348
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,964
You actually remembered all those things
from when we were dating?
349
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:54,216
[SIGHS]
350
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,261
-Yeah.
-Ha-ha-ha.
351
00:18:57,469 --> 00:19:00,722
-That was some fun stuff.
-It was fun.
352
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:03,642
And that's my point.
We should still be doing fun stuff.
353
00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:06,687
Damn it, I knew this was going
to come back to bite me in the ass.
354
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,732
Jeff, come on, this was really nice.
355
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,485
-But it can't just be a one-time thing.
-Of course not...
356
00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:16,697
...but I do have to draw the line
at Liz's game night.
357
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:20,242
Hmm, fair enough, it was pretty awful.
358
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:22,161
You got out before Twister.
359
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:23,870
Hmm.
360
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:27,416
Everyone else learned that Liz
is not a fan of underwear.
361
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:36,007
Well, from here on in,
I promise to make more of an effort.
362
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,260
I would appreciate it.
363
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,098
Hey, speaking of fun stuff...
364
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:46,310
...you still haven't collected your prize.
365
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,770
[CHUCKLES]
366
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:51,315
Let me guess, you wanna give me
my prize up in our room?
367
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:52,608
Well, we could do it here,
368
00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:56,445
...but the, uh, staff seemed pretty upset
when it was just drinks flying around.
369
00:19:56,653 --> 00:20:00,156
Heh, yeah. Let's take this upstairs.
370
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:07,163
And in the spirit of fun,
I tied a ribbon around your prize.
371
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,667
AUDREY:
Hmm. Charming.
372
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:12,669
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
373
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:15,547
[AUDREY MOANS]
374
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,051
Wow.
375
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:23,389
I, uh, probably should have left
a little more play in that ribbon.
376
00:20:24,055 --> 00:20:25,432
[♪♪♪]
377
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:29,811
[♪♪♪]
378
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,647
Hey.
379
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,482
Look what I found in the closet.
380
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,778
Oh, God.
381
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:41,907
-What?
-I just forgot I had it.
382
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,576
Maybe we should use this next time
we fool around, huh?
383
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:47,329
-Okay, sure, heh.
-Yeah?
384
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:50,832
Hey, check it out.
385
00:20:54,085 --> 00:20:56,212
I'm a surfer dude.
386
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,425
Does that do it for you?
387
00:21:00,967 --> 00:21:02,344
Yeah.
388
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,138
-Ha-ha-ha.
-All right, cool.
389
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:06,515
[♪♪♪]
390
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,690
[♪♪♪]
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