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- ♪ MTV ♪

- This season on the
Tournament of All Stars,

18 queens competed
in three brackets.

And tonight, the top
nine All Stars face off

in the semifinals,
as they continue

their quest for a coveted
spot in the "Drag Race"

Hall of Fame.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

I'm RuPaul "Too Tall" Charles.

- And I'm Michelle
"Mad Dog" Visage.

- And this--

both: Is the semifinals of the
Tournament of All Stars.

- Mad Dog, the heat is
on because these

All Stars' pussies
are on fire.

- Speaking of
pussies, reporting

from the parking lot, let's go
to Ross "Kitty Girl" Matthews.

- All Stars!

All Stars!

Sports, sports, sports.

Yeah!

I love sports.

Sports, sports, sports.

Yeah!

Whoo, I'm wet.

- And thank you, Ross.

I couldn't have said
it better myself.

And now, bring back our
super-fine nine semifinalists.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

First up,
from bracket one, Irene

the Alien, Bosco, and Aja.

- Bitch, 18 girls came,
nine have fallen.

Who's gonna survive?

Let's clock that tea.

- This is going to be
a nasty blood brawl

to the fucking ground.

It really is that serious.

- Take me to your leader.

The preliminary round
feels like a long time ago,

but now my species is
back to finish the job.

[laughs]

You're fucked.

♪ ♪

- Up next from
bracket two, Jorgeous,

Lydia Butthole Kollins,
and Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

[upbeat music]

- The Butthole is bleached
and ready for another round.

- She is known
for her back nine.

- [laughs]

- Girl, this semifinal
round is about to get muggy.

I guess you could say
I'm a little pickled now,

and these girls don't
got nothing on me, OK?

- Baby, you know they cannot
go into the semifinals

without the queen,
Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

I am going to get that
crown, and I'm going

to knock every bitch out.

Now, clock that tea.

- ♪ Turn it up ♪

- And from bracket three,
it's Ginger Minj, Daya Betty,

and Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

- Bitch, I am here
to whup some ass.

Baby, I am ready for
everything,

because Betty is always ready.

Say it with me.

Betty is always ready.

It's not that hard.

- Well, well, well,
the Cuckoo is on semifinals,

and I'm ready to
slap somebody else's

cuckoo on the competition.

[vocalizing]

- It's funny how these
queens lose weight,

but yet their tits get bigger.

- The Minj is back
in the building.

I am half the man I used
to be but twice the woman.

So these other girls
better watch out.

♪ ♪

- Welcome back, semifinalists,
and condragulations

for making it one step
closer to the grand prize--

of $200,000.

- Ah.

- Give yourselves a hand.

Starting today and for
the next two weeks,

semifinal rules
are in full effect.

To start, we are wiping
the points you've earned

in the preliminary round.

- Yes.

- So everyone starts
the semifinals

on a level playing field.

- Hmm.

- OK.

- Moving forward, I will name
one top All Star of the week,

who will receive a cash tip
of $10,000.

- Ooh.

- Work, bitch.

- And the two bottom queens
will lip sync for their lives--

- Ooh.

- Oh, nice.

- Oh, bitch.

- --then ask one of you to stay
and one of you to sashay away.

- [gasps]

- Oh my god.

- Oh, god.

- Now, to survive this week,
you either live by the snatch

or die by the snatch.

- [laughs]
- Oh, my.

- That's right.

It's time for the Tournament
of All Stars Snatch Game.

- Yes.
- Yes.

Let the games begin.
Mwah.

- Your mission is simple--

impersonate a celebrity,
make me laugh,

and last but not
least, make me laugh.

[laughter]

- Girl, the Snatch Game.

No time to ease in, girls.

Just bend over and open wide
because the best of the best

are back, and it's
going to be a battle.

- I can't wait to see
how this turns out.

- All stars, start your engines
and may the best drag

queen win.

- Ooh.

- ♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪

- The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply
of Anastasia Beverly Hills

cosmetics, a coveted spot in
the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000,

with extra-special guest
judge,

Sarah Michelle Gellar.

- ♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪

♪ May the best drag queen
win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

[upbeat music]

- [shouts]

- Baby, the semifinal
bracket is in full effect.

- I can't see.

- Girl, taking
up so much space.

- This is not the
same game anymore.

Girl, you might have
had every challenge

won in the first bracket,
second bracket, third bracket.

But now if you're in the
bottom two and you lose

the lip sync, boo,
you're going home.

- Wait, everybody.

They gave me a
skinnier bodysuit.

I'm kind of livid.
- Oh my god.

- Oh, wow.

[laughter]

- In our lockers,
the points are gone.

I'm a little fucking miffed.

I'm not going to lie because,
in the preliminary round,

I stomped the competition.

I was in the top every
week, so I worked

really hard for those points.

I wish they would have at
least been there, just as

a reminder to the other girls.

- All right, where
are we congregating?

- Wait, no, I feel
like-- no, no.

We need to have
separate meetings first.

My group, we gotta go
separate real quick.

I feel like we need to,
like, get it together.

- It's OK.

It's OK.

Ciao.

- In the semifinals, I think
I have a huge advantage

because, as the
HBIC of bracket two,

I don't want to
say I'm like God.

I don't want to offend.

But if there was a man in the
sky, I might be next to him.

So, you know, I would love
to keep that momentum going

and have these girls
in the palm of my hand.

- I need to know the tea
from everybody's groups

because, obviously,
we fucking missed it.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, like, I feel
like ours was pretty

chill for the most part.

- Girl, no, it fucking wasn't.

- I'm like, that
doesn't sound like Daya.

- Bosco is my diva.

She was kind of my ride or
die throughout season 14.

She has a grumpy face,
but a really good heart.

And I am just
blessed to be back

in the competition with her.

- They're gonna ask like,
how did we get here?

Are we gonna tell them
what started all the drama?

Should we say that
we stole the points?

- Girl.

- Darling--
- What do you think?

Should we-- should we say
that we stole the points

or no because they were shady?
- No, exactly.

- They're not gonna trust us.

- We're over here for,
like, five minutes.

They already don't trust us.
- [laughs]

- All right, bad
influences, let's go.

Let's do it.
- OK, let's go.

Yeah, it'll come to me.

It'll come to me naturally.

- In the preliminary
bracket, Mistress

did adopt me as her daughter.

So I'm going to go along
with what Mistress wants

because, at the end of
the day, you cannot, like,

go against the grain
or else you're gonna

be completely bulldozed.

- Why, when we were on the
runway, Aja looked at Ginger?

What did she say, Jorgia?

- She said, I feel bad for you.

- That's not what happened.
- No!

- That's not what happened.

Bitch, no.

No, there she goes.

- I was saying it to Jorgeous
because Jorgeous couldn't

sit down in her dress.

So I said, I feel bad for
her because she can't sit.

- I thought she was--

- And Mistress starting
shit, as always.

- Always.

- Why are you saying
that to Ginger?

- I literally was
like, what the fuck?

- No, I'm curious.
Why would you say that?

- I didn't.

That's the point.

- You said what you
said about Ginger.

- No, I did not say that.

- You said what you
said about Ginger.

- Mistress is the biggest
liar in this competition.

Even though the
game is changing,

we're with a new
group of girls,

there's always going to be
mental gymnastics, chaos,

and absolute warfare
happening.

There's booby traps everywhere.

I mean, expect the
unexpected with me.

[laughs]
She's a scammer.

- Yes.

- If there's anybody who's
going to steal my identity

here, it's gonna be her.

- Mistress down.

- Everybody, check
your credit after this.

- Is there anyone here who
you think, like, they're

obviously not gonna win?

Because, at this point,
we have to be strategic.

I'm gonna just, like,
put it out there.

I feel like Ginger
is being very--

Ginger thinks she's that
girl, she about to come

and sweep Snatch Game.

- Well, if I had the top
score, I probably would too.

- Ginger is amazing.

And she'll tell you.

- She'll be the
first to tell you.

- I live, though.
I live.

- I know.

- I love an evil bitch.

- Bitch, we just walked
in, and I just see Mistress

already poking the bear.

- Pushing the buttons.

- Bitch, you have no chill.

- You guys did tour
together, right?

- I shared a room with Ginger
and never saw her shower,

so take that for what you will.

[laughter]

- I know that Mistress
gets a lot of joy

from making other
people uncomfortable,

but I'm just gonna keep to
myself and keep focused.

I am not even gonna
entertain this bullshit.

[laughter]

- It's Snatch Game, divas.

- Nothing like welcome
back, jump right in.

- The Maxi Challenge this
week is the Tournament

of All Stars Snatch Game!

- You know it's coming.

Every single season,
there's a lot of pressure.

- I got to the semifinals
because of the love

and support of my sisters, but
now there's no more MVP points.

So I have to slay one of the
most difficult Maxi Challenges

in the history of the show.

- This is like your bread
and butter, I feel like.

- You'd feel that
way, wouldn't you?

I feel like there's
a lot of pressure

to not even do as well as
they did before, to do better.

On season 7, I tied for the
Snatch Game win as Adele.

No whammies.

And then on All Star 6,
I won with Phyllis Diller.

So I feel like
more than anybody

else in this
competition, I'm gonna

be under a microscope by Ru and
the judges to be like, well,

what are you going
to do to be better

than you were the last time?

- OK, so I'm assuming,
by the wig, it's Reba.

- Yes.

I have adored Reba McEntire
my entire life.

She's so iconic,
and everybody knows the way

she looks, the way she
dresses, the way she acts,

the way she talks.

So I'm taking a big swing,
which could either pay

off or send me home.

- My original season on 14, our
Snatch Game was so terrible.

- Oh.

- I remember--

- You are all up
for elimination.

- I try to forget.
I try to forget.

[laughter]

But I truly think anything
could be better than what

I presented last time.

Last time, I did Ozzy Osbourne.

Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy!

Oi, oi, oi!

Snatch Game in season 14 was
a complete dumpster fire,

and I am going into
this with something

to prove because Snatch Game is
an iconic thing from the show

that you want to do well at.

Like, everybody loves
watching the Snatch Game.

So, obviously, you want to
win and prove to the judges

that you are that
bitch to beat.

- I was going to
ask you, we did--

well, you did
really, really bad--

- Oh, you--

- --on Snatch Game.

- So what-- who are you doing?

- Jane Lynch is kind
of my first option.

- Ooh, OK.

- I am doing the
iconic Jane Lynch,

not only because I
am tall and also look

like a lesbian in drag,
but she doesn't, like,

go out of her way to
make things funnier.

They just kind of
fall into place funny,

and that's what I'm
hoping happens with me.

- Cynthia, you did
Sofía Vergara on your season.

- Yeah, and it was terrible.
- Girl, OK.

- Oh, wait, I was there.

- You was there, yeah.

I have a mix of emotions
because I've been preparing

myself for Snatch Game,
but also, I remember

what happened on season 9.

So what I'm doing in my
head, it's like [humming].

You got this.

I have a character.

I'm gonna give you some hints.
- Ooh.

- Like, red.

Best TV show and movie,
"Interview with"?

[suspenseful music]

Dracula.

- Oh my god.

- Oh, wow.

- This is going to be a very
surprise for a lot of my

Cuckoo fans, because they see
me sweet,

and they see me nice
and lovely,

but they don't know
that I love vampires.

I mean, Dracula is a
little bit evil because you

are killing people for blood.

I don't do that.

I kill for money.

[laughs]

I'm joking.

No, don't call the police.

- Whose blood are
you gonna drink?

Who are you feasting on?
- None of you bitches.

- The blood of an icon.

- Mermen!

- Transylvanian, Cynthia?

Girl, what?

- Ooh, hallelujah.

- Ms. Diva?
- I--

- You've never done it.
- I've never done it.

I've never done any
of this shit.

I won all three challenges
in the prelim round,

but all I've ever heard
is, this is the hardest

challenge in "Drag Race."

Yes, I did very well in
the improv challenge,

but playing a celebrity,
and improv-ing,

and doing it in front
of RuPaul and all of--

oh, oh, it's intimidating.

I was bouncing
around between two.

My first one is Zsa Zsa Gabor.

- Yes.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor.

- And then my other
one is Martha Stewart.

- You should teach us how
to make a glass of water.

- That's-- my god.

I'm going to break your
glasses so you can't see when

you're putting on your makeup.

I'm excited to get
to finally do it,

but I'm also very
nervous, especially when

we have people who are
masters of the Snatch

Game in this group.

Ginger's won this
challenge twice.

- She's taking an
open-book quiz.

I hope she'd be good at it.
- I know.

- What if she flops completely?

Let's-- hold on.

- That'd be so fierce.

That would be so fierce.

- Ginger, I really respect
you as an artist,

but I really hope that you do
not do good in this challenge.

- Everyone in the room is just
saying how Ginger's gonna win,

and Ginger's gonna
do her big one,

but I'm the kind of bitch who
believes seeing is believing.

I think everyone's banking
that Ginger's gonna kill it.

[upbeat music]

- Well, you just
missed our prayer.

- Yeah, we just-- we just
literally just manifested it.

- Honestly,
start the sabotage now.

Let's go wake it up.

Ginger,
can you come here, babe?

- She looks so angry already.

- Let's wake it up.

I'm just kind of hazing her.

I want to see, like, bitch,
if you think you're that girl,

show me.

Let's wake it up.

- Here we go again.

- OK, everyone is saying
that they feel like

you're the girl to
beat, like-- you're like

the Snatch Game girl.

I'm even hearing,
like, brujeria

and spells are
being put on you,

prayers that you
have your downfall.

- Yes, of course.

- I'm not laughing.

I'm not laughing.

- I don't need anybody else to
tell me I'm going to do well,

and I don't need
anybody else to tell

me, well, you know
that they're putting

hexes and curses on you.

Bitch, whatever.

I'm right with God, girl.

It's fine.

- I love.

So they can-- so they can never
get you together like that?

- They can do
whatever they want.

The thing is, nobody knows what
the fuck is gonna happen

until you're in that moment.

- Right.

- Mistress needs to focus more
on playing the Snatch Game

instead of trying to play mind
games because, if she's going

to put all her energy
there, she's going

to have nothing left to give.

- I'll get there, though.

I promise you,
I will break her.

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

- This week's Maxi
Challenge is the Tournament

of All Stars Snatch Game.

Yay.

[laughs]

- Hey, ladies.

[all shouting]

- RuPaul!

- Come on, floral spring.
- Ooh.

- OK.

- Hello, diva-licious diva.

- All right, Ginger, Bosco,
and Jorgeous, come on over.

Well, ladies.

- Yes.

- You know,
Snatch Game is the one.

It's the one that--
that decides who is who.

Have you done Snatch Game?
- I have done Snatch Game.

- What-- what did you do?

- I did Gwyneth Paltrow,
unfortunately.

- I don't remember.

- That's for the best.

[laughter]

I stormed the girls in
that preliminary round,

just giving them glamor
along with my comedy chops.

So I hope they are
ready for what I am

bringing for this semifinal.

- So you've got a tuxedo there.

You've got that hair.

I can't imagine what that is.

- I'm gonna do Kenny Kerr,
the creator of "Boy-lesque."

- I love it.

God rest Kenny Kerr's
lovely soul.

- Kenny Kerr was a
legendary Las Vegas icon.

She's an emcee.

She's a funny
lady who has a lot

of impersonations, like
Cher and Joan Rivers,

under her belt.

- I worked 30-something
years ago with Kenny Kerr.

We were both headlining at
The Sahara in Las Vegas,

and I made billboards that
said the queen of Las Vegas,

and Kenny Kerr was
not happy with that.

- My plan is to start
as Kenny and then rotate

through her impressions.

Oh my god, it's a huge risk,

but my last Snatch Game was
so unmemorable.

They're gonna at
least remember this.

- You've lost how much weight?

- 125 pounds.

- Jeez.
Wow.

- 30 more to go.

I want her to be the fat one.

[laughter]

- You've won twice.

What's the secret of
winning Snatch Game?

- It's all about being present.

You've just gotta listen.

- Yeah, and have fun
with your friends,

kiki'ing with your friends.

What was your Snatch Game
experience, Jorgeous?

- Girl, when I tell you Snatch
Game was horrifying for me,

both times I did it.

My first time,
I did Ilana Glazer.

It was kind of rough.

And then the second time,
I did John Leguizamo, Mama.

- OK, so you've got a pair
of Aviator glasses there.

I can't imagine who that is.

- Go with Mr. Worldwide.

- Oh.

- 305.
Pitbull.

- Pitbull.

- Mm-hmm.

- What made you
decide to do Pitbull?

- Because I remember
on All Stars 9,

I just arose as, like,
the stud character,

and y'all loved it.

So I was like, you know what?

Let me bring, like, a
thuggish character back.

I did so bad the last two
times with the Snatch Game,

and I feel like I need to show
RuPaul that I could totally

do this and that I'm worthy
enough to win this crown

this season, OK?

- Let's talk Snatch Game.

- Let's do it.

- I expect
David Lynch to reappear

with a ratty blond wig.

[laughter]
- Close.

Close.

I'm going to do Pete Burns.

- Oh my god,
you're doing Pete Burns?

- I didn't have any fun the
first time I did Snatch Game.

So this time I'm
choosing Pete Burns

because he was so
unapologetic,

so confident,
and so funny.

Have fun, kid.

- I knew Pete Burns.

- Oh, really?

I became a fan of Pete Burns
around his "Big Brother" era.

- Uh-huh.

- I just think the
look is so bulletproof.

- Yes.

- And he's just so funny and
unapologetic at that point.

- Yes.
- Yeah.

- I love it.
I love it.

Now, you got a
breastplate there.

- I haven't hit the right
puberty yet, so I needed

some shakers to let you know.

- Oh, OK.

Yours don't shake like that?

- They came with a disclaimer.

- [laughs] So what character
do you need those--

those breasts for?

- Cookie Tookie.

- I don't know who that is.

- Cookie Tookie, AKA

Samantha James Revlon, she
was this Black trans woman

who would go on all
over the internet,

and she just terrorized.

And last time,
I did Crystal LaBeija.

And I was so in character, but
I need someone that I'ma just

be crazy and chaotic with.

- Well, listen, I don't
have to know who it is

to think this person is funny.

It depends on you.

- Let us pray.

- Irene, Cynthia,
and whoever else this is.

- Hello.

- This woman,
oh my god, look at you.

- Thank you.
- You're emerging.

What does that feel like?

- First season I
was on "Drag Race,"

I weighed 400 pounds and--

- You're kidding me.

- I wish I was kidding you.

Yeah, I was 400 pounds in the
smallest kitten heel ever.

I never looked at life, like,
going beyond a certain point,

but after being on "Drag Race"
and after, like,

having an amazing career and
so many opportunities, like,

I started going to therapy and,
like, actually, like, oh, like,

I kind of have something
to live for now,

and, like,
something, like, that

actually makes life matter.

You know what I mean?

- I do, yeah.

- Being on "Drag Race," it just
opened up the doors to, like,

so many friends and so
many other opportunities.

I literally get to
travel the world,

and there's so many times I
just, like, sit on the plane

and look out the window.

I'm just like, I'm so
fucking grateful because I

worked so fucking hard.

- Now, I see you've
got a fake chin.

Oh, CEO baddies.

You are that kid.

- You're thinking--
no, you're thinking

about Catch Me Outside girl.
- Yeah, Catch Me Outside.

- No, no, no,
this is Natalie Nunn,

who's kind of like-- she made
the way for girls like that.

- Oh, really?

- So she was originally on
"Bad Girls Club," which is

kind of what I wish this was.
- Yeah.

- So I'm gonna
live through her.

- Well, you've kind of made
this show that, haven't you?

[laughter]

- Someone argue.

- So, Irene, this is your
first time doing Snatch Game.

You've got a blonde wig
there and furry collar.

I have no idea.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor, darling.

- Darling.

- That's a great choice.
- Thank you.

Like, my first Snatch Game
choice was Martha Stewart.

And then I was like, mm.

What would Ru like more?

- Zsa Zsa Gabor.

- Am I right?

- Yes, I love it.

All right, you've surprised
everyone in this competition

because, this time around,
you've really excelled.

- Yep.

- Just have fun.

I mean, you know,
even this banter we're doing,

same kind of thing.

Just have fun with it.

- Ru is saying, just have fun,
but I'm terrified because it

would be so devastating to win
every single week in the prelim

round, make it to
the semifinals,

and then get eliminated.

This is a make-or-break moment,
so I just have to not break.

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

- Live from Hollywood,
it's the Snatch Game.

Now, here's our host, RuPaul.

- Welcome to the Snatch Game.

Let's meet our two contestants.

They are the stars of
"Fashion Photo RuView"

on WOW Presents Plus.

Let's welcome Raven and Raja.

Well, hello, Raven.

- Hi, Ru.

- Have you had a
good toot lately?

- I didn't realize
you could smell that.

[laughter]

- And the fabulous Raja.

[applause]

Any fashion tips for us?

- You can never have enough
hats, gloves, and shoes.

- Raja, when's the last
time you wore gloves?

- Is that shade?

[laughter]

- Are you ready
to meet our stars?

- Yes.

- First up, the original
queen of Las Vegas, Kenny Kerr

is here.

Hey, Kenny.

- Hey, Ru.

Do you remember that one
time we played the Sahara?

- Yes.

Yes.

- And you came into town,
you put your name on all

those fucking
billboards, saying

you were the queen of Vegas.

- Yes.

- That's crazy.

That's fucking crazy.

I am the queen of Vegas.

I am the queen of Vegas.
- That's right.

- Ugh.

- Up next, it's Mr. Worldwide!

Pitbull is here.

Hey, Pitbull.

- Yo, it's
Mr. Worldwide, Mr. 305,

reporting live from this side.

[laughter]

It's my time to shine.

- Yes, it is.

All right, up next, the
incredibly funny Jane Lynch

is here.

- That's me.

- So, Jane, what do
you look for in a man?

- A vagina.

[laughter]

What kind of question is that?

- All right, up next,
from Transylvania

with love, it's Count Dracula.

[spooky music]

- How are you, mortal?

- I'm doing great.

Now, century after
century after century,

you look fabulous.

What is your secret?

- Botox.

[laughter]

- It's funny.

I would have thought you
would have said blood,

but you say Botox.

Just keep your fangs
out of my neck.

- I was about to ask
you your blood type.

[laughter]

- That is so stupid.

Up next, from
Hungary to Hollywood,

it's the eternal,
glamorous Zsa Zsa Gabor.

- RuPaul, it's so
good to see you again.

I have not seen you since we
jumped Liz Taylor at Nancy

Reagan's fishbowl party.

- Yes.

[laughter]

It seems like ages ago.

- But also,
where is the waiter?

- We will get a waiter
over here, yeah,

in just a minute, Zsa Zsa.

Up next, straight
from Thrilladelphia,

it's Cookie Tookie.

Hey, girl.

- Shout out to all my
fucking haters out there.

I am your first
African-American transgender

mortician cunt.

- Ooh.

- Bitch, I'm from
Philly, and I'm

shaped like a
Philly cheesesteak

with the meat hanging out.

- [laughs] Up next, he will
spin you right round, baby.

It's Pete Burns.

- Oh, hello, Ru.

And you are spinning
me right round.

I feel like I've just been
fired out of a fucking cannon.

- [laughs] Oh my gosh,
so many great songs.

- How about this one then?

- OK.

- Bust a pussy
nut with my finger

in your butt.

Oh, Ru.

Oh.

- Say it again.

- Bust a pussy
nut with my finger

in your butt.

- [laughs]

Up next,
she's the queen of country.

It's Reba McEntire.

- Did you want fries with that?

Yeah, I'm sorry, Ru.

I'm just a single mom
who works two jobs.

[laughter]

- I've always wanted
to ask you, Reba.

- Yes.

- What are Brooks
and Dunn really like?

- They always stole
my Maybelline.

- Oh my gosh.

- You wonder why I
only have one lip.

That's all I had
enough left for.

[laughter]

- Shade.

Shade, Reba.

Last but not least, from "Bad
Girls Club," it's Natalie Nunn.

- What's the tea, everybody?

It's your favorite bad
girl, Natalie Nunn.

And I'm here just
to wake it up.

- What makes you
such a bad bitch?

- Ask yourself because, who
put you in charge, the fuck?

- OK.

Now, Raven and Raja,
ready to play?

- Ready.

- OK, here we go.

[upbeat music]

First question is for Raven.

It's official.

They're making "Wicked 3"
starring a new drag witch.

Instead of defying
gravity, she defies blank.

Celebrities, go ahead
and write your answers.

All right, what say you, Raven?

- A court order.

- Oh, a court order.

Have you ever done that?
- No.

- Defied a court order?

- I had to show up.

[laughter]

Twice.

- OK, let's go to
our celebrities

and find out if Raven
has a match,

starting with
Mr. International, Pitbull.

Instead of defying
gravity, she defies?

She defies culo.

[laughter]

- OK.

- Because you know I like to
take a picture of the culo

with a Kodak.

[laughter]

- Of all the girls on
the panel, whose culo

would you like a Kodak of?

- I'm more into a
girl with a big chin.

[laughter]

- Hey, what's up?

- She almost put my eye
out with that thing.

[laughter]

- It ain't that long, sweetie.

- That's what my husband said.
- It's iconic.

[laughter]

- Unfortunately, that's
not a match for Raven.

Let's move on down
to Count Dracula.

Are you from Transylvania?

- I am from Transylvania.

- What part?

- Just from Transylvania.

- Oh, just-- just
the whole region.

- The greater area.

- Bitch, I'm from the capital.

- 100%.

And even the suburbs.

- Oh, and the suburbs too?

- Yeah.

- OK. All right.

Count Dracula, instead of
defying gravity, she defies?

- Hemorrhoids, and I have some.

Do you want some hemorrhoids?

- Oh, I have plenty.

Thank you.

- Did Count Dracula just
say, defying hemorrhoids?

- Yes.

- How do you defy hemorrhoids?

- I don't remember.

Oh, oops.

This is what happens
when you no-- don't go

to the dentist for 100 years.

[laughter]

- Let's move on down
to Reba McEntire.

Are you taking calls?

- I do have two jobs.

Yeah, I got a
family to support.

- Yes, work, work, work.

I wonder, is that tech support?

What are you doing
on that call?

- Oh, no, it's phone sex.

[laughter]

- Wow.

Reba is a jack-of-all-trades.

- Yes, I am jacking
off all trades.

[laughter]

- We're looking
for court order.

- I defied all the odds
becoming a high-class hooker.

- Oh.

[laughter]

- You should make
a song about that.

- Was her name
Fancy, by any chance?

- How did you know?

[laughter]

- Let's move on down
to Natalie Nunn.

We're looking for court order.

- I put,
she can defy handcuffs.

- How many times have
you been arrested?

- I've never been
arrested because I run LA.

They can never keep me down.

You can't keep a
bad bitch down.

And let me tell you something,
sweetie, I know everybody.

All I got to do, call up
Pitbull, and it's a wrap.

The fuck?

- OK, we believe you.

I think we're all convinced.

- All right, this next
question is for Raja.

Raja, Raven was such a
mean girl in high school,

she was voted most
likely to blank.

Celebrities, go ahead
and write your answers.

- I was going to
say judge a bitch,

but I say dissect a bitch.

- Dissect a bitch.

- Dissect a bitch.

- OK, let's go to
Kenny Kerr and find

out what Kenny Kerr wrote.

Kenny?

- Well, I do want to ask my
close friend, Joan Rivers,

to answer this question.

- Oh, we're gonna
get an impersonation.

[laughter]

- Can we talk?
- Yes.

- Oh my god.

Raven, she was
gonna be an asshole.

Look at her over there.

Oh my god, I've
never seen something

so gay and brown
since the last time

Rock Hudson
took a shit.

Bitch is crazy.

Look at her.

- OK, well, not a match, but
a very entertaining answer.

- Very.

- Let's move on down to
fabulous actor, Jane Lynch.

We're looking for
dissect a bitch.

What do you say, Jane?

- Well, you know,
I'm very familiar

with the female species.

- Oh, OK.

- And you are a very
beautiful female.

So I'm just going out on a whim
here and saying, munch box.

- Raven, have you
ever munched a box?

- Never.

[laughter]

- Do you want to?

- Nah, I'm cool.

I'm cool.

- All right, let's move
on down to Hungary.

Now, Zsa Zsa,
what did you write down?

- People often ask me, how
do you get so many husbands?

And it is because, Ru,
I am a marvelous housekeeper.

Every time I leave a
man, I keep his house.

- Aw.

- So I said, she was voted
most likely to clean houses.

- So she's calling you a maid.

[laughter]

She's calling you--

- I'm interested
in your services.

[laughter]

Here, for the poor.

- Oh.

[laughs] Not a match.

Let's move on down
to Cookie Tookie.

- Baby, I'ma let
you know right now,

I feel like Raven might be
into sissies a little bit.

You ever had titties
on your back?

- I have.

- Bitch, I know you have.

- Me too.

[laughter]

- Mine are down to my knees.

[laughter]

- So I wrote, she was trying
to get her a butch queen.

- Not a match.

- Maybe I'll find
me a butch queen.

- All right, this next
question is for Raven.

Have you heard about the
new drink inspired by Raja?

It's hot with an
extra shot of blank.

[upbeat music]

- Shade.

- Oh, let's go
on to Kenny Kerr.

We are looking for
shade, Kenny Kerr.

What say you?

- I'm impersonating Cher.

And I just put down vanilla.

- Not the right
answer, but it's

great having you here, Cher.

- Thank you.

I'm here all the time.

- Oh, you certainly are.

- I don't know why I
haven't judged yet.

It's a pretty flawless
impersonation,

if I do say so myself.

- OK, let's move
on down to Pitbull.

- Yo, it's Mr. Worldwide,
and I'm here to tell

y'all, I'm struggling
mentally, and I don't know

how much longer I can take it.

- Is there something we can
do for you, Mr. International?

- I could use a
piece of that ass.

[laughter]

- You're gonna have to wait
till after the show for that.

OK?

We are looking for shade.

What say you?

- ♪ Rumba de gasolina ♪

♪ Ay, I know you like it ♪

- Can you translate
that for us, Pitbull?

- Gasoline.

- Oh, just-- just gasoline.

- I didn't know that.
- Rumba.

- I didn't know that.

- All right, let's move
on down to Pete Burns.

So we're looking
for a shot of shade.

What did you say?

- A shot of spunk.

- A shot of spunk.

Now, here in America, it
actually means sort of vigor.

Wait, what did
you just call me?

It means, you know, chutzpah.

- I thought it
meant jizz, Ru.

[laughter]

- Bitch, I love loofahs.

[laughter]

- All right, now, this
is our last question,

and it is for Raja.

The next season
of "White Lotus"

is gonna be gayer than ever.

It's set inside Jimbo's blank.

[upbeat music]

- Jimbo's belly button.

- Ooh.

- She's got three
of them, I think.

- I think she does.

I think-- I think she does.

- One of them.

- Move on down
to Count Dracula.

Before you were a count, did
you hold any other titles?

- Yes, phlebotomist.

[laughter]

- OK, what did you
say, Count Dracula?

- This Jimbo mortal individual,
maybe, probably, her ring?

- Set inside her what?

- Ring.

- Set inside her ring?

Is that what Count
Dracula said?

- I think so.

- R-I-N-G.

[suspenseful music]

- What the hell is going on?

- You can define
it at so many ways.

- Yes, so many ways,
or not at all.

[laughter]

All right, thank you,
Count Dracula.

Let's move on down
to Natalie Nunn.

It's set inside Jimbo's what?

- I think I got it
right because you know

you got to chase that bag.

So I wrote belly button.

Where's the check at?
Where's the money?

Where's the coins?

- Oh.

Oh, I see you scratched
something out, and you put--

- No, baby, I put belly button.

You see it, Reba?

- Oh, actually,
the judges, they

have disqualified your answer.

- I know you fucking lying.

Where they at?
- They're--

- Let's wake it up.
[buzzer]

- Uh-oh.

That buzzer means
we are out of time.

Now, the moment you've
all been waiting for.

Today's winner is--

[drumroll]

Raven.

You're a winner, baby.

Condragulations, Raven.

And finally--

- Gorgeous.

- Nice.

- Raven, is there anything
you'd like to say?

- With a tanning booth and a
dream, anything is possible.

- Yeah!

[cheers and applause]

- Yay.

- Wonderful.

- Good job, girl.

- All right, we will see you
next time on the Snatch Game.

Good night, everybody.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

[upbeat music]

- Oh my god.

Girl, that was a--

- That was fun as fuck.

- The girls were girling.

- Transylvania.

- Good morning, kingdom.

Mwah.

- Runway day.

- Whoo!

- Here we go.

It is a brand-new
day in the Werk Room,

and I am eager to find
out what the judges think

of my Snatch Game performance.

It's been a minute since we've
experienced an elimination,

so I'm really just hoping
for the best at this point.

- How are we doing?

- I felt pretty good,
honestly, not gonna lie.

Bitch, you played
all those characters.

You were flipping your
wigs every which way.

I was like, oh my god.

I have so much pep
in my step because,

girl, honestly, I thought
I did pretty well.

I'm like, girl, do I
have this in the bag?

Oh my god, I could.

- You're so fucked tonight.

- Girl, bye.

Girl, actually,
mine was so funny.

Like, I literally was like--
- You liked yours?

- I really did.

I feel like I swung big,
and I had some hits

and I had some misses,
but that's Snatch Game.

You know what I mean?
- Yeah.

Mistress is saying she had
some hits and some misses,

but I'm not so sure
I saw the hits.

- On my season, I feel like
I did so good at Snatch Game.

- I'm gonna be
so real with you.

- I think you're gonna.

- I don't think you
necessarily slayed it.

I think the season 15
Snatch Game was just full

of pretty weak characters.

- Well, that's probably because
you were watching from home,

and you weren't there.

- That's so true, but--

- But I don't really like to
hear the fan's perspective,

but I appreciate that.

[laughter]

That was lovely.

I love the sentiment.

- [laughs]

- Do I think I was the best?

No, but I think I was up there.

- Do you think you
were the second best?

- Probably third, fourth.
- Third, fourth.

- I would say.
- Who's the bottom four?

Give it to us.

- Actually, why the fuck
are we whispering?

Everyone, right now,
who's your bottom three?

And let's wake it up.

- No, actually, Mistress,
if you want to-- if you want

to make it a big
public discussion,

then why don't you start?

- Yeah.

- OK, for me, based
off of who I think

got the least amount of
laughs, I would say--

well, Cynthia got laughs
for the wrong reason,

but I thought Cynthia
was funny as fuck.

I lived, but do I
think it was the fool?

Yes.

- I think in general,
I did a great job.

Ru laughed for all my
performance from the beginning

till the end.

So let's see.

[upbeat music]

- Do you think
you're in the bottom?

- I don't think I'm
in the bottom two.

I don't know.

I don't feel like I
deserve a low place,

but I feel like it
just wasn't her humor.

- He says, make me laugh.

So if you didn't get
no laughs, you didn't

meet the challenge criteria.

- Well, yeah.
- I don't know.

We'll see.

- This is not the
best I've ever done.

And the idea of me being
in the bottom,

it's kind of scary.

I'm having my own
little spiral.

Even though I don't necessarily
think I'm in the bottom two,

I just feel like my
journey cannot end here.

I just feel like
I'm like-- you know,

I ended up quitting drag in
order to figure out who I am.

And, obviously, I've fallen
in love with dragging,

and I'm here.

I'm in this process of
rebuilding myself, but--

- I am just in-- like,
just a completely unstable,

like, place in my life because
there are days where I--

I could literally end
up homeless any second.

And, Bosco, I feel
like a fucking failure.

I'm still trying to
rebuild my career,

and I just think I'm spiraling.

And it's not just the
pressure of the competition,

it's the pressure of life.

- You are an incredible queen,
and you're an incredible part

of, like, queer pop culture.

- You're a fucking icon.

- You're an icon.

- If there's anything I
need to do in this moment,

it's just understand
that drag is my superpower,

and I have to wear
that as my armor

because it's really
when I need it the most.

- Come here.

Love you.

[upbeat music]

- One thing you're
really good at

is volleying, especially
in Snatch Game.

I know you were trying to do
it with a couple other girls.

- Yeah.

- So I'm just curious
what that was like working

alongside Mistress because I
know there's tension there,

you know.

- It was fine.

Like, it was-- it was fine.

Before the Snatch Game,
Mistress was

trying to get in my head,
but I didn't let it shake me.

I think my Snatch Game
was fucking great.

I-- I am cautiously optimistic
about my relationship with her.

- Right.

- But she also
will say what she

has to to get what she wants.

At the end of the day,
if my name

is the name that's
on your lips,

that means I'm all
you can think about.

[upbeat music]

- We got an elimination today.

Someone's going home.

So how is everybody feeling?

- Ugh.

- This is crazy.

- Fucking crazy.

- A little nervous,
yeah, but excited.

- I'm having more flashbacks.

- I'm starting to get
nervous, for y'all.

- Yeah, Jorgie, I hope you know
the words to that lip sync.

- I hope we all know it.

- All I need to
put my mind at ease

is to hear the
words, you're safe.

That's all I need to hear.

- If you don't hear
those words tonight,

you better still fucking fight.

Do you hear me?

- [sighs]

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

- ♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Walk, walk, walk ♪

♪ Walk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

- Look at her.

- Whoo-hoo!

- Mama.

- Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race,"

Tournament of All Stars.

Her snatch is unmatched.

It's Michelle Visage.

Michelle, are you excited
about the semifinals?

- Ooh, Ru, I've got
a semi right now.

[laughter]

- He's always snatched for the
gods, it's Carson Kressley.

- Well, Ru, only my
proctologist knows for sure.

- [chuckles]

- And she's back,
back, back to slay another day.

It's Sarah Michelle Gellar.

- Ru, you make me feel
like a snatchural woman.

- [laughs]
This week, we challenged

our All Stars to impress
us in the Snatch Game.

And tonight on the
runway, category

is Tira Mi Suit, a look that
goes from a suit to a serve.

All Stars, start
your engines and may

the best drag queen win.

- ♪ 'Cause you're a star,
baby ♪

- Category is Tira Mi Suit.

Up first, Bosco.

Ooh.

- Ha-ha.

I love it.

- Hard times call
for hard fronts.

This hair is crazy.

- I told her not to
sleep in that hat.

- Mm-hmm.

- [laughs]
- Oh.

- Whoo.

- Oh.

Look at those shoes.

- I have accessorized the
fuck out of this thing.

It's dandy.

It's cool.

We're locked and loaded, baby.

- Vivienne definitely Westwood.

- Yes, I'm getting a
little Westwood right now.

- I bet.

- Jorgeous.
- Ooh.

- Ooh, OK.

- The devil wears a suit.

- Girl, this is my
first time ever wearing

a suit on the runway,
and I want

to come out as
butch as possible

because, girl, I had
just played Pitbull.

- How's it going, Beelzebub?

[laughter]

- As you made a
deal with the devil,

now you're going to get, like,
this sickening, sexy demon.

- Whoo, yeah.
- Ooh.

- Oh.

- I have all these slits.

I'm wearing all this red,
all this upside-down crosses.

And, girl, I look
like a bad bitch.

- The eighth deadly
sin, all that ass.

- Yeah.

♪ ♪

- Daya Betty.

- Oh, yeah.

- Pump that iron.

- I am that butch
queen at the gym,

running on the treadmill
in her 10-inch pumps,

pumping her weight, feeling
good, but she's also

getting really sweaty.

- She's definitely an
athletic supporter.

- She is.

- My boobs sweat glitter too.

[laughter]

- Oh.

- And there's a little
surprise at the end.

You want it?
- We want it.

- Yeah.
- Give it to us.

- Oh!
- Whoo!

- Who doesn't
like a little ass?

- It's the window to
her soul and her hole.

- Oh.

- ♪ 'Cause
you're a star, baby ♪

- Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

- My look is the
Cuckoo Mi Suit.

I went completely
literal with this look,

with the colors of the
original dessert, tiramisu.

I look gorgeous, beautiful.

The body of the
Cuckoo is cuckooing.

But then when I start
revealing the look,

I'm having a lot of
issues with it, you know.

No.

No, no, no.

- There she is.
- There we go.

- There we go.

- And there's some butt
cleavage back there.

- There is.

It's camouflaged,
but it's there.

- Honey, she done
glittered that cuckoo.

Irene the Alien.

- I'm coming out in classic
Irene Dubois fashion.

She's back with her sickening
paint, giant oversized hair,

and her tailored vintage suit.

- Who's behind
those Foster Grants?

- But what's this?

This isn't the Irene
Dubois you all know.

This is an impostor!

- Yeah.

- Oh.

- Oh, wow.

- Wow.

- I shed the being
that was Irene Dubois,

and now I am the fully
realized version of myself,

Irene the Alien.

And I'm here to stay.

- You've heard of goth couture.

This is moth couture.

- Oh, OK.

Aja.

- ♪ 'Cause you're
a star, baby ♪

- My Tira Mi Suit is this
power suit cocoon moment.

My hair is little antennas
with a ponytail

because, you know,
she got her business going.

When I rip out of my cocoon,
I'm in this beautiful

butterfly moment.

- Oh.
- Oh.

- Letting the judges know
the woman and butterfly

that I have become.

- She's the metamorphosis.
- Mm-hmm, bitch.

- I feel fucking beautiful.

Get into it.

- Come on, Ms. Monarch.

- Yes.

- ♪ Star ♪

- Lydia Butthole Kollins.

You want to make more money?

- Yes.

- Wear a suit.
- Mm-hmm.

- There is a lot
of inspiration

circling this look.

This jacket is structured.

It's severe.

It's very inspired
by Mugler shapes.

And if that wasn't enough,
bam, the trousers come off.

- You want to make
even more money?

Take off said suit.

- OK.

- I'm giving hospital gown,
mint blue gorgeousness.

I feel smart.

I feel sharp.

I feel like a Tim Burton
illustration come to life.

- Oh.
- Oh.

- Oh.

- She's cracked the code.

- Yes, she's cracked the code.

- They didn't call her
Butthole for nothing.

- [laughs]

Ginger Minj.

Oh, My Fair Shady.

- I've decided to go with
a very Janelle Monáe,

Doechii-inspired
oversized culotte tuxedo.

- Whoo.
- Oh!

- Oh.

- And I ripped that bitch
off to show you my sassy,

sexy, beautiful,
pearl-encrusted wedding gown.

- Oh, here comes the bride.

- Ginger is moving from her
campy era into her sexy era,

and I really want
to show that.

- Caught it.
- What?

Hey.
- Sorry, Sarah.

- I was going for it.

- I can't believe she has
the nerve to wear white.

[laughter]

Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

- I kind of wanted to share
a message of my growth

from my preliminary round
to the semifinals.

So I'm going from this
amazing airbrush fat suit

with a bikini.

I spin, spin, spin,
and the whole thing

opens into a beautiful,
sickening gown.

- Ooh.

- Oh.

- Now, this is living.

- The whole
bodysuit transformed

into the undergarment
petticoat

of a beautiful ball gown.

I'm still the same
heavyweight champ, but maybe

now the midweight champ.

- ♪ 'Cause you're
a star, baby ♪

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

My queens, tonight I'll name
one top All Star of the week,

and the bottom two queens
will lip sync for their lives,

and one of you
will be eliminated.

[dramatic music]

Now, I've made some decisions.

When I call your name,
please step forward.

Bosco.

Daya Betty.

Irene the Alien.

Ladies, you--

are safe.

[applause]

You may leave the stage.

- [chuckles]

- Thank you, judges.

[suspenseful music]

- All Stars, you represent the
tops and bottoms of the week.

And now it's time for
the judges' critiques,

starting with Jorgeous.

- Hello-tis.

- Dolly, Pitbull, I like that
you love to play these kind

of masculine characters.

It worked the last
time you were here.

- I had fun with
you as Pitbull.

I thought it was funny.

I thought it was a
great choice for you.

- It's my time to shine.

- And then this outfit,
absolutely gorgeous.

- That suit was fire.

Just the cut of the
pants, I was like,

I would wear that tomorrow.

The best part is the
juxtaposition from the suit

to this sexy, sexy dress.

- Great concept,
but even better execution.

- Thank you so much.

Thank you.

- Up next,
Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

- Let me start by saying that
I'm one of those goth girls

who's a huge Dracula fan.

Now, you could go so
over the top as Dracula,

but there was no accent,
just Cynthia's accent.

- You can define
it at so many ways.

- Some might say that
I'm expert on vampires,

and I think there was
a storytelling portion

of it that was missing.

I think that's, like,
the key to Snatch Game.

It's about a commitment
and a point of view.

- Thank you.

- Cuckoo, your
Dracula was so awful--

that I loved it.

[laughs]
It was ridiculous.

There are times when
things can be so bad

that they become really, really
good for all the wrong reasons.

This outfit, not so much.

- I know it's Tira Mi Suit,
but I just didn't really

understand the point of view.

And there are some
finished details.

Like, that front
slit isn't finished.

And I think when you
were removing the pants,

the reveal wasn't
very seamless,

and that kind of ruins
the moment, unfortunately.

- Thank you, Carson.

Thank you.

- Up next, Aja.

- I'm not sure a lot of people
know who Cookie Tookie is,

so you could have kind of
done whatever you wanted,

and you did.

You had fun with her.

- You executed the
character beautifully.

It just didn't
have a story arc.

- It felt a little repetitive.

I think we just needed more
variety from that character.

- This runway look,
your cocoon,

and then this gorgeous monarch
butterfly, very symbolic.

I love the hair, the makeup,
the giant butterfly earrings.

I think this is very beautiful.

- Thank you so much, Carson.

- I too love this dress.

I love that it looks like
Kenny Scharf, an artist

from back in the day.

You look gorgeous.

Thank you.

- Thank you, Mother.

- Up next,
Lydia Butthole Kollins.

- Pete Burns.

What I loved most is that
you felt confident in it.

You're clearly a fan of Pete.

I just wanted more laughter.

- It was very obvious
that you knew who he was.

- Bust a pussy nut with
my finger in your butt.

- Yes, you probably
could have gone further,

but I knew the character.

- I have been humming
bust a pussy

nut with my finger
in your butt all day.

- Me too.

- This look,
the suit transitioned

into this silk charmeuse.

It's so gorgeous.

And then my eyeballs just
go right down to the bottom

and like, does she
not own a steamer?

And it also seemed a little
long and hard to walk in.

- Up next, Ginger Minj.

- So, Ginger, you're one of
those people who really do

know how to embody
and impersonate,

and I love that
you went with Reba.

- I defied all the odds
becoming a high-class hooker.

- I think you did a
really, really good job.

It was fully rounded.

I felt so comfortable.

- You know how to
do Snatch Game.

You understand the story arc.

You have a point of view.

You added your perspective.

It was great.

- As Reba, you got
the most laughs.

- Thank you.
- Hands down.

- Let's talk about your runway.

I love the idea of
the bride and groom,

but that zoot suit
look with the fedora,

either go overboard
with the hat

or don't do gigantic pants.

- Well, the hat
looked bigger on Temu.

[laughter]

- It always does.

- Right?

- But I loved the
change into the bride.

This is so fun.

That length, you know,
it's a little unnerving,

which is great for drag.

It's a wink-wink, nod-nod.

When you do that with a sense
of humor, you get drag magic.

- Up next,
Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

- You did Natalie Nunn, who
I've loved watching for years,

all the way back to
"Bad Girls Club."

You knew exactly who
she is, and you got it,

but you didn't really
know where to go with her.

- You played her
on point, but she

was just angry all the time.

And there were not
a lot of jokes.

- On the runway,
I loved that idea,

going from a bathing suit.

I thought that suit could have
used a little bit more finish

and detail, but
in transitioning

to this beautiful evening
gown, I think, is gorgeous.

- I love this dress.

And you've got your-- your
new body, and it's beautiful.

It's pretty amazing to watch
you transform like this.

- Thank you.

- Thank you, All Stars.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage, the
judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

♪ ♪

All right, now,
just between us squirrel

friends, what do you think?

First up, Jorgeous.

- I enjoyed watching
Jorgeous, but I'm not sure

if it's because Jorgeous
really embodied Pitbull,

or if it's because Jorgeous
was Jorgeous with a bald cap.

- For me, the big
moment was this runway.

- That suit could be on a
fashion runway tomorrow.

- Nobody else had a look that
was fantastic, both as the suit

and the serve.

- All right, let's talk
about Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

- Now, Ru, I know that
you enjoyed that Dracula.

- Uh-huh.
- However--

- [laughs] I enjoyed it
because it was so terrible.

- Yeah, but it wasn't
terrible enough.

- It wasn't terrible enough.

- No actor wants to hear that.

- [laughs]

- And this runway tonight
was a miss on both

the Tira Mi and the suit.

- OK.

- You can top stick a hem
to make it look finished,

and it would have made
all the difference.

So it felt a little
bit like she gave up.

- Yeah.

Aja.

- Anytime you do someone
that's a little bit esoteric

like that, it's hard
to make it funny.

- You've got to understand
what this character is

and what this
character means to you.

- But her runway
look was beautiful

and told such a great story.

I loved it.

- It was a very, very strong
look, one of my favorites.

- Lydia Butthole Kollins.

- Pete Burns always
crossed the line,

so I was expecting her
to take it too far,

and it didn't even,
like, touch the line.

- On the runway, my goodness,
this was absolutely beautiful.

- Yes, it's Butthole
for St. John's Knits.

[laughter]

There was some attention
to detail that was missed.

It needed to be steamed,
and it was too long.

And those are things you
need to catch before you come

to Tournament of All Stars.

- Ginger Minj.

- Nobody volleys better
than Ginger Minj.

- She knew her character.

She made me laugh the most.

- I enjoyed Reba.

I enjoyed going
to her every time.

Brilliant performer.

- But I do not like this
first Tira Mi Suit look.

- It was so big and bulky.

But when she revealed the
crinoline, we knew why.

- Mistress.

- She knows who
Natalie Nunn is.

You could tell she
loves watching her,

but I think she got stuck in
the "where do I go with her?"

Situation.

- There weren't a lot of jokes.

Well, there were
no jokes there.

There was no laughs,
but I did enjoy this outfit.

- The suit part looks
unfinished and amateurish.

What it revealed
to was gorgeous.

- As gorgeous as that gown
is, it was a bit cumbersome.

- But I think that's the
metamorphosis that she felt,

and I think that story
was really pretty.

- All right, silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my All Stars.

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

- Welcome back, All Stars.

I've made some decisions.

[suspenseful music]

Jorgeous,
your Pitbull had bite,

and your runway was hella good.

Ginger Minj, this week you
charmed a king, a congressman,

and the occasional aristocrat.

Ginger Minj, condragulations,
you're a winner, baby.

- Yes, Minj.

- Good job.

- Three for three, honey.

[upbeat music]

- Condragulations.

You'll receive a
cash tip of $10,000,

courtesy of "RuPaul's Drag Race
Match Queen," available now.

- Thank you.

- Jorgeous, you are safe.

- Thank you, Mother.

Thank you, judges.

- You two may join
the other girls.

- Congratulations.
Mwah!

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

- Cynthia,
your Dracula didn't suck,

but your runway
needed a transfusion.

Cynthia, I'm sorry, my dear,
but you are up for elimination.

Aja, your cookie
needed more tookie,

but your runway left no crumbs.

Dame Lydia Butthole Kollins,
your Pete Burns

was more dead than alive,
but your runway gave us life.

Mistress, on a scale
of one to chin,

your runway was the bomb,

but your Snatch Game
was, the fuck?

[laughter]

- Oh my god.

- I live.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Mistress, I'm sorry, my dear,
but you are up for elimination.

- Oh my god.

- Aja, Butthole,
you're both safe.

You may join the other girls.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Oh my god.

- I love you.

- Two All Stars
stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress me and save

yourself from elimination.

[dramatic music]

The time has come for you

to lip sync for your life.

♪ ♪

- I don't think I deserve
to be in the bottom,

but I just know that I'm
not going home tonight.

- I'm gonna perform
every single word,

every single emotion
because I want to stay.

I'm going to stay.

- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

- ♪ Whoa, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ You walked in on the sly ♪

♪ Scoping for love ♪

♪ You came to catch ♪

♪ You thought I'd
be naive and tame ♪

♪ You met your match ♪

♪ But I beat you
at your game ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Who's zooming who ♪

♪ Who's zooming
who ♪

♪ Who's zooming who ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, yeah ♪

♪ Maybe you'd end up without ♪

♪ It up ♪

♪ It up ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Who's zooming who ♪

♪ Take another look ♪

♪ And tell me, baby ♪

♪ Who's zooming who ♪

♪ Fish in the sea ♪

♪ But they ain't me ♪

♪ Who's zooming who ♪

♪ Show them right ♪

[laughter]

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

♪ Who's zooming who ♪

♪ Who's zooming who ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Who's zooming who ♪

♪ Anyhow ♪

[laughter]

- Yeah!

[applause]

[laughs]

[suspenseful music]

All Stars,
I've made my decision.

♪ ♪

Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

Shantay, you stay.

[applause]

You may join the other girls.

- Thank you.

[funky music]

- Cynthia Lee Fontaine,
all is not lost.

[dramatic music]

- What?

- There's still a chance that
one of the regular judges

will enter you in
the wild card lottery.

And if chosen, you'll return
to compete in the final

Lip Sync Smackdown
for the crown,

a chance to win $200,000.

- Twists and turns.

They never end.

[laughs]

- But for now, sashay away.

[upbeat music]

- Thank you so much.

- Love you, Cynthia.

- We love you, Cynthia.

- Bitch, show off that big ass.

- Remember,
the Cuckoo is still more

bigger and juicy than ever.

See you in Transylvania.

- Bitch.

- I'm feeling very sad because
I don't came here to fail.

I came here to slay,
but there's hope.

[laughs]

- Condragulations, All Stars.

And remember, if you can't
love yourself, how in the hell

you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

[together]
Amen!

- All right,
and let the music play.

- ♪ You make me feel ♪

♪ Whisper in my ear ♪

♪ Whatever you have to say ♪

♪ Long as you whisper to me ♪

♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ ASMR lover ♪

♪ That is what you are ♪

- Next time on the
Tournament of All Stars.

- Last week, I wasn't
mentally here, but now I am.

- Are you?

[dramatic music]

- Yes, I am.

- I look forward to seeing you.

- You was in the
bottom two last week.

You know, you really just
need to humble yourself.

- For this week's
Maxi Challenge,

we're hosting the Tournament of
All Stars Talent Invitational.

[all cheering]

- [shouts]

- Yes, bitch.

- Devoured.

- Work, diva.

[laughs]

- Work it, sister!

- I don't know
what I'm watching.

- [laughs]

- ♪ You make make me feel ♪

♪ Whisper in my ear ♪

♪ Whatever you have to say ♪

♪ Long as you whisper to me ♪

♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ ASMR lover ♪

♪ That's what you are ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Ay ay ay ay ay ♪

♪ ASMR lover ♪

♪ That is what you are ♪