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MAYA: (ON PHONE) Hello?
ANNA: (ON PHONE) Maya?
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MAYA: Na.
ANNA: Guess what?
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MAYA: What?
ANNA: This is freakin'
crazy but,
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guess who the hell's
sleeping over at your house
for two school nights?
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MAYA: Wait, what? You are?
ANNA: Yeah.
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MAYA: No.
ANNA: Yeah.
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MAYA: Wait, is this real?
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ANNA: It's so real.
MAYA: Oh, my God. Wait.
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My mom knows?
Yeah, she okay-ed it.
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My parents are going on,
like, a couple's retreat
or something.
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MAYA: What's that?
I don't know.
Summer camp for grown-ups.
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They leave tomorrow.
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MAYA: Oh, my freaking Jesus.
I know.
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Fluff your freaking
pillows for me,
so we can be real comfy.
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MAYA: Okay, okay, okay.
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Oh, and bring your clothes
that match mine
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so we can be twins.
ANNA: I'm never, ever gonna
wanna leave.
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Like, I love you.
MAYA: I love you.
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ANNA: I love you more.
MAYA: I love you the most.
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ANNA: F you!
MAYA: (LAUGHS) F you, bitch!
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Love you. Bye.
ANNA: Bye.
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(BLOWING AIR)
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Ew, what is that?
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It's sage. It's supposed
to help with negative energy.
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I want the house
to be really clean
when we come home.
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Jesus, Kathy.
This is so freakin' heavy.
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What do you
have in here? God!
No, no, no. Don't. No.
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Why in the hell
are we taking
rocks to the retreat?
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They are crystals,
all right?
Yeah...
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And we need them
for the meditations.
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CURTIS: Says who?
What is this retreat for?
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Well, it's because
your dad and I haven't
been getting along.
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Well, you probably
weren't aware of that.
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Yeah, she...
She knows, Kathy,
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because we're
fighting right now.
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KATHY: No,
we're not fighting.
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Is this thing for you guys
to get along better?
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Yeah, that's the plan.
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Okay. Well, I really gonna
miss when you get back
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and Dad doesn't sleep
on the couch anymore.
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CURTIS: (CACKLING) Yeah.
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Hopefully, that'll be
happening a lot less
from now on.
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Right?
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Huh?
Yeah.
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Okay. Vámonos.
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♪ I'm getting a sister
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♪ I'm gonna get a sister
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♪ I'm gonna get a sister
Sister...♪
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Shut the fuck up.
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YUKI: Maya!
Shuji, language.
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YUKI: Maya...
MAYA: What?
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Just because Anna is coming,
it doesn't mean slumber party.
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Mom, you can't
be too strict.
You can't...
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No, it's still school week.
You two...
Mom, I know.
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Both have to behave.
Mom, stop.
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You can't be too
strict with her.
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We talked about this.
(REPLYING IN JAPANESE)
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MAYA: No...
YUKI: (IN ENGLISH) No,
I'm just gonna treat her
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just like I treat you.
MAYA: No, Mom.
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(IN JAPANESE) It's the same.
Don't. Mom!
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Stop whining, dummy.
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Don't call me that.
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What, don't call
you "dummy"?
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Dad, are you
serious right now?
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Maya, stop whining.
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Shuji, enough of the dummy
thing, huh?
(MAYA WHINING)
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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That's them, that's them,
that's them!
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Sister, sister, sister.
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(MAYA EXCLAIMING)
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Hi...
Hello.
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ANNA: Oh, my God.
My sister.
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Thank you so much
for letting Anna stay here.
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I hope she's not
gonna be an inconvenience.
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Hun, I am staying over
on a school night.
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♪ You're staying
on a school night
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We should say goodbye.
Yeah.
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♪ You're gonna
be my sister, sister
Anna.
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CURTIS: Anna, we have to go.
YUKI: Maya.
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ANNA: I love you.
Hey, come here.
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Bye.
Bye, sweetie.
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Be good, okay?
Have fun at the retreat.
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Bye. Love ya.
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Okay.
MAYA: Bye-bye.
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Goodbye, Maya.
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Hmm.
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Thank you.
Anna...
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Mmm-hmm.
Please take your shoes off.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Bye.
Your shoes.
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Bye.
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Please take them off.
Oh, sorry.
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I always forget.
She doesn't
have to, Mom.
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Yes, she does.
Stop!
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Sorry.
She does. Okay.
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MAYA: She doesn't have to.
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Ooh, so muddy.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(RETCHING)
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No running.
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(IMITATING HORSE CHARIOT)
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BOTH: We are sisters.
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(INAUDIBLE)
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BOTH: Shuji, Shuji,
Shuji, Shuji...
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Get out.
MAYA: No.
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(ROARS)
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Smells bad.
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Hey, girls,
don't stretch that T-shirt.
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♪ Oh, my dreams
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♪ It's never quite as it seems
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♪ Never quite as it seems
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♪ I know I felt like
this before
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(SCREAMING)
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♪ Because it came from you♪
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(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Thanks.
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(CHUCKLING) Anna.
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What song is this?
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(HUMMING)
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Go help your mom.
Go help your...
♪ Daddy, daddy, daddy
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Go help your mother.
♪ Daddy, daddy, daddy
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♪ I wanna play with
daddy, daddy, daddy... ♪
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YUKI: Maya, stop it!
That...
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That... That's fine.
YUKI: Daddy doesn't like it.
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Don't. Come on.
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Yes. Stop showing off.
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I'm not, idiot.
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Anna, let's go
play Sylvanian.
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Um, I wanna help
do the dishes.
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Oh, thank you, Anna.
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Mom, you never thank me
for doing the dishes.
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Well, you never help me.
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Are you serious?
Yes, I do.
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(DISHES CLANKING)
When?
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Anna...
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Let's play.
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We will.
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I love the food.
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What is that lemony thing?
It's so good.
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Yuzu. You like that?
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It's a... It's like
a Japanese citrus fruit.
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You like yuzu?
I love yuzu...
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I guess.
YUKI: It's really great.
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And I love you-zu.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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Anna,
let's go play.
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Let's go.
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(MAYA IMITATING MUSICAL
INSTRUMENT AND SINGING)
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♪ Goin' to the chapel
And we're gonna
get married to the man
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Let's get a hamburger.
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Hamburger, go away...
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I want...
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What's your brother up to?
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I don't know. Who cares?
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Maybe we should
go annoy him.
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I thought we're gonna
play Sylvanian.
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Well, who's to say
how long we do Sylvanian for?
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And I just feel like
guest's choice.
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So...
Actually,
it's the host's choice.
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'Cause it's my house,
like that's...
Technically we are...
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Technically,
it's our house.
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'Cause I am your sister
for these two nights, so...
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Guess I get to choose.
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Okay, host gets pick.
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You get to pick.
What do you wanna do?
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You wanna do Sylvanian,
or you wanna do Shuji?
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Hey, knock, you soy bomb.
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What's a soy bomb?
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It's like a really
gnarly fart.
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Maya has the smelliest
farts of anybody
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that I freakin' know.
Yeah, I know.
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'Cause that's why
he calls me soy bomb.
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No, Anna is a soy bomb too.
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No, I am not.
Anna.
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ANNA: What are you doing?
(FARTS)
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Are you okay?
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(SHRIEKS) Ew!
Ouch.
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That is disgusting.
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That's so loud, Anna.
You want another one?
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I got this shit like
I'm automatic.
No, I don't.
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Put it in my face.
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Give it to me next.
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(SHUJI FARTS)
Stop.
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I like farts.
No!
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Yeah, I bet you drop
crazy soy bombs, huh?
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ANNA: I don't even know
what you are talking about.
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I don't poop.
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SHUJI: Ugh.
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I mean, like, you can't poop
and you can't fart,
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like, what's on your butt?
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Is there no hole in your butt?
I have a big hole in my butt
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and I poop a lot out of it.
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Okay.
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You guys just
don't realize it.
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I am the smelliest
shit there ever was.
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ANNA: Can I wear your chain?
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SHUJI: Leave.
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(MAYA CHUCKLING)
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(ANNA SPEAKING)
Hello.
(MAYA MOUTHING)
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My name is Mayana.
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Hello, Mother.
Hello, brother.
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(MAYA AND ANNA LAUGHING)
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Morning.
Did you see that?
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YUKI: Morning.
MAYA: That's 'cause
we are twins.
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(LAUGHS)
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This looks amazing.
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(IN JAPANESE)
Thanks for the meal!
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(SLURPING)
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(SLURPING HEAVILY)
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Oh, my God.
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You like it?
Really... Wow.
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I love it.
Oh.
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(IN JAPANESE)
Share it her little more.
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I, like, barely had a bite.
I am not done.
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Anna...
Just a little bit.
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I wasn't done.
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I, like, didn't
even have any.
Okay.
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Seriously?
Yes.
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Mmm.
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Thanks a lot.
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It's okay, sis,
we'll share.
YUKI: Enjoy.
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Thank you.
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Do you want some?
Oop, sorry.
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Aah, that's my napkin.
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(MAYA WHINING)
Yeah, Anna,
stop being a dummy.
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ANNA: You are so funny, Shuji.
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But for a dumb person.
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(ANNA CHOMPING FOOD)
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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OSEI-KUFFOUR: Hello.
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I am your substitute teacher,
Ms. Osei-Kuffour.
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Now, Mr. O told me
to teach y'all some
history on Mark Twain.
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But guess what
rhymes with Twain?
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Harriet Tub-main.
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We're gonna be
learning about her,
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and all the rest
of my heroes today.
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Now, I want everyone
to write an essay...
ANNA: Maya.
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Um, are we still
on to practice our
dance after school or...
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Yeah.
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OSEI-KUFFOUR: Fifty pages.
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Okay.
Of course.
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Okay.
That's the plan.
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Okay.
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MAYA: All right.
Five, six, seven, eight...
245
00:09:02,684 --> 00:09:07,437
Okay, sorry, you keep doing
that. It's actually like this.
246
00:09:08,146 --> 00:09:10,231
That's exactly what I did.
247
00:09:11,190 --> 00:09:12,545
Okay, no.
You were doing...
248
00:09:12,649 --> 00:09:15,756
It's like this, and you
were doing like this.
249
00:09:15,860 --> 00:09:17,591
And it's like this.
250
00:09:17,695 --> 00:09:20,280
I wasn't.
I was doing this.
251
00:09:21,197 --> 00:09:22,553
But okay, whatever.
252
00:09:22,657 --> 00:09:24,637
Whatever, actually, I don't
really want to do it anymore.
253
00:09:24,742 --> 00:09:25,930
Let's just not practice.
254
00:09:26,034 --> 00:09:27,556
I am gonna talk
to my boyfriend.
255
00:09:27,661 --> 00:09:29,745
Can I have some privacy?
256
00:09:30,329 --> 00:09:32,414
Please.
Who's that?
257
00:09:33,498 --> 00:09:35,521
What?
258
00:09:35,625 --> 00:09:37,710
Who's your boyfriend?
259
00:09:38,877 --> 00:09:40,941
It's Flymiamibro.
260
00:09:41,045 --> 00:09:43,652
Like, have talked
about him constantly.
261
00:09:43,756 --> 00:09:44,986
No, I know.
262
00:09:45,090 --> 00:09:47,237
I didn't know it was official.
It's official now?
263
00:09:47,342 --> 00:09:50,281
Haven't been able to talk
to him since however many
days you have been here,
264
00:09:50,386 --> 00:09:52,950
'cause there hasn't
been time, but...
All right, fine, whatever.
265
00:09:53,054 --> 00:09:55,285
Okay. Whatever.
266
00:09:55,389 --> 00:09:56,578
(KNIFE CHOPPING)
(ANNA LAUGHING)
267
00:09:56,682 --> 00:09:59,288
To be honest, my mom usually
uses canned tomatoes,
268
00:09:59,392 --> 00:10:01,665
so I have not
really done this.
YUKI: Oh.
269
00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,041
ANNA: Like this?
270
00:10:03,145 --> 00:10:04,792
Or like...
YUKI: Like that.
271
00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,085
Yeah, yeah...
272
00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:08,253
Very good, Anna.
You're natural.
273
00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:10,922
Is that thin enough?
Yes, yes, yes.
274
00:10:11,026 --> 00:10:13,111
Thanks.
Good.
275
00:10:14,195 --> 00:10:15,800
What are you guys doing?
276
00:10:15,904 --> 00:10:17,468
YUKI: Slice them
a little bit thinner.
ANNA: Yeah.
277
00:10:17,572 --> 00:10:18,552
MAYA: I can help.
278
00:10:18,657 --> 00:10:20,637
Here, I'll do this tomato.
Be careful.
279
00:10:20,741 --> 00:10:22,764
Shh... Ouch. Ow.
280
00:10:22,868 --> 00:10:25,432
That's actually different than
your mom wants it to be cut.
281
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:28,768
I know how my mom
wants her tomatoes cut, Anna.
282
00:10:28,872 --> 00:10:31,353
Th... that's...
That works.
283
00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:34,773
Not really.
It looks... Ugh.
284
00:10:34,877 --> 00:10:36,274
(CONTINUES CUTTING TOMATOES)
285
00:10:36,378 --> 00:10:38,442
If you can't use that,
then you can't really use...
Maya.
286
00:10:38,546 --> 00:10:40,985
...anything. I don't
really understand.
287
00:10:41,090 --> 00:10:43,508
Shh...
Sorry, she's so silly.
288
00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:45,822
She's...
289
00:10:45,927 --> 00:10:47,073
ANNA: Okay.
290
00:10:47,178 --> 00:10:49,617
What do I do
with the end slice?
291
00:10:49,721 --> 00:10:50,909
YUKI: Oh, eat it.
292
00:10:51,014 --> 00:10:51,952
Eat it.
293
00:10:52,056 --> 00:10:53,870
It's okay.
294
00:10:53,974 --> 00:10:55,663
Mmm.
Yum?
295
00:10:55,767 --> 00:10:57,164
Mmm-hmm.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
296
00:10:57,268 --> 00:10:59,166
ANNA: ...she kinda puts
it to her nose...
297
00:10:59,270 --> 00:11:01,042
(ALL LAUGHING)
...and smells it and goes,
298
00:11:01,146 --> 00:11:04,440
"A female raccoon has
been living in my helmet."
299
00:11:06,358 --> 00:11:07,380
So...
300
00:11:07,484 --> 00:11:08,256
It's like...
301
00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,841
What are you talking about?
302
00:11:10,945 --> 00:11:13,030
I was like, "What?"
303
00:11:13,739 --> 00:11:15,824
She'd know that.
304
00:11:17,533 --> 00:11:20,056
It's not that funny,
you guys.
305
00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:22,224
It's hilarious,
no, come on.
306
00:11:22,328 --> 00:11:24,476
So, does your dad sing?
307
00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:26,352
ANNA: He does.
He's a very good singer.
308
00:11:26,457 --> 00:11:29,563
And my mom can't hold a...
Can't hold a note,
309
00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:30,939
very tone-deaf.
310
00:11:31,043 --> 00:11:33,649
Well, you are really
a great singer.
YUKI: Hmm.
311
00:11:33,754 --> 00:11:35,067
ANNA: Thank you.
312
00:11:35,171 --> 00:11:37,027
I sing too, Dad.
313
00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:38,403
Yeah, I know, I know, honey.
314
00:11:38,507 --> 00:11:41,113
But, um, you're interested
in scatting, too, right?
315
00:11:41,217 --> 00:11:43,990
I like it but I
don't know if I am...
316
00:11:44,095 --> 00:11:46,513
(SCATTING)
317
00:11:53,977 --> 00:11:54,915
(HIGH PITCHED)
318
00:11:55,019 --> 00:11:57,605
(SCATTING)
319
00:12:07,278 --> 00:12:09,572
(SCATTING WEIRDLY)
320
00:12:17,744 --> 00:12:19,266
♪ I am flying now
321
00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:23,457
♪ I have a little cape
'Cause I fly real high ♪
322
00:12:26,292 --> 00:12:28,064
I think you are just
hurting our ears.
323
00:12:28,169 --> 00:12:29,857
Um, can I use your phone?
324
00:12:29,962 --> 00:12:32,401
'Cause I just remembered
I need to call my parents
to check in.
325
00:12:32,505 --> 00:12:34,152
YUKI: Mmm-hmm.
Oh, we are not allowed
to use the phone
326
00:12:34,257 --> 00:12:35,487
during dinner.
327
00:12:35,591 --> 00:12:37,029
Oh, okay. Sorry.
MAYA: Yeah.
No, it's okay.
328
00:12:37,134 --> 00:12:38,697
Anna is a guest,
so it's okay.
329
00:12:38,802 --> 00:12:41,157
So, go ahead,
call your parents.
FRED: It's fine.
330
00:12:41,262 --> 00:12:43,430
Thanks.
Uh-huh.
331
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:48,246
Never in the 13 years
that I have been living
332
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,248
have you ever let me
use the phone during dinner.
333
00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:52,687
She's a guest, it's okay.
334
00:12:53,813 --> 00:12:54,876
Bullshit.
335
00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:56,252
What?
336
00:12:56,356 --> 00:12:58,337
What did you say?
337
00:12:58,441 --> 00:12:59,713
Nothing.
338
00:12:59,817 --> 00:13:03,195
I just... What I said
is I said bullshay.
339
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,509
No, you didn't.
340
00:13:05,613 --> 00:13:07,677
Yes, I did.
341
00:13:07,781 --> 00:13:09,887
Fuck you.
342
00:13:09,991 --> 00:13:11,096
Maya, go to your room.
343
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,889
No.
FRED: Go to your room.
344
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:13,932
Now!
345
00:13:14,036 --> 00:13:15,516
Mmm.
346
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,705
One...
347
00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:20,937
Two...
348
00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:23,418
I'm not afraid of you.
349
00:13:26,045 --> 00:13:27,317
Three.
350
00:13:27,421 --> 00:13:30,110
Okay, I am going, I am going.
(CRYING) I hate you.
351
00:13:30,214 --> 00:13:31,194
(SLAMS DOOR)
352
00:13:31,299 --> 00:13:34,614
Um, Yuki is teaching
me to cook.
353
00:13:34,718 --> 00:13:35,739
KATHY: Mmm-hmm.
354
00:13:35,844 --> 00:13:37,574
But, um,
355
00:13:37,678 --> 00:13:40,952
like with Maya, I think
I might be bothering her.
KATHY: Mmm-hmm.
356
00:13:41,056 --> 00:13:42,536
Can you hold on? Curtis?
357
00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:45,205
Anna, I can't do two
things at once, okay?
358
00:13:45,309 --> 00:13:46,748
I'm gonna call
you back, okay?
359
00:13:46,852 --> 00:13:48,249
Mmm-hmm. Bye.
360
00:13:48,353 --> 00:13:50,438
(LINE DISCONNECTS)
361
00:13:51,897 --> 00:13:53,982
(PHONE CLICKING)
362
00:13:54,816 --> 00:13:56,901
(MAYA PUNCHES PILLOW)
363
00:13:57,985 --> 00:14:00,237
(GRUNTS)
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
364
00:14:01,988 --> 00:14:04,073
What?
365
00:14:07,659 --> 00:14:09,431
You okay?
366
00:14:09,535 --> 00:14:13,496
I feel like my parents
are being annoying, so...
367
00:14:19,876 --> 00:14:22,628
I could tell they
were bothering you.
368
00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:27,152
You wanna talk about it?
369
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:32,427
(SIGHS) No, I kinda
wanna go to bed.
370
00:14:39,766 --> 00:14:41,246
Mmm.
371
00:14:41,350 --> 00:14:43,581
Do you mind if I sleep
alone on the bed tonight,
372
00:14:43,685 --> 00:14:46,229
'cause I just haven't
been sleeping that well?
373
00:14:48,189 --> 00:14:50,274
Sure.
374
00:14:54,277 --> 00:14:55,215
Can I at least have a pillow?
375
00:14:55,319 --> 00:14:57,300
Yeah, of course.
376
00:14:57,404 --> 00:14:59,551
Can I? I can't
really get it. Okay.
377
00:14:59,655 --> 00:15:01,740
Thanks.
378
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,723
I was fluffing it.
Yeah.
379
00:15:06,827 --> 00:15:09,830
I fluffed it a lot
before you got here, so...
380
00:15:10,914 --> 00:15:13,541
It should be fluffy enough.
381
00:15:20,171 --> 00:15:22,255
(SLURPING)
382
00:15:39,727 --> 00:15:42,041
Good morning.
YUKI: Morning, Anna.
383
00:15:42,145 --> 00:15:44,334
How did you sleep last night?
384
00:15:44,439 --> 00:15:46,419
My back hurts a little,
but I am fine.
385
00:15:46,523 --> 00:15:48,608
Okay.
386
00:15:50,151 --> 00:15:52,236
(BOWL CLANKING)
387
00:15:52,653 --> 00:15:54,738
(SLURPING)
388
00:15:57,948 --> 00:15:59,012
(MAYA SLURPING)
389
00:15:59,116 --> 00:16:01,201
(MUNCHING)
390
00:16:05,996 --> 00:16:08,081
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
391
00:16:09,374 --> 00:16:11,062
I need my eraser.
392
00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:12,647
Hey, that's mine.
393
00:16:12,751 --> 00:16:14,065
No, it's not.
394
00:16:14,169 --> 00:16:15,190
This?
Yeah.
395
00:16:15,295 --> 00:16:16,316
No.
396
00:16:16,420 --> 00:16:17,525
No, I... I bought this.
397
00:16:17,630 --> 00:16:19,277
You don't have any
cool erasers, this is mine.
398
00:16:19,381 --> 00:16:20,569
Are you kidding?
I bought that at Sanrio.
399
00:16:20,674 --> 00:16:22,070
Yeah, I am kidding,
ha ha ha.
400
00:16:22,175 --> 00:16:23,405
No, I am serious.
You... Anna...
401
00:16:23,509 --> 00:16:24,989
I bought it,
and I let you borrow it.
402
00:16:25,094 --> 00:16:27,178
(TEACHER SHUSHING)
403
00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:30,639
Silent work time.
404
00:16:32,182 --> 00:16:33,162
Can you give it back?
405
00:16:33,266 --> 00:16:34,663
Seriously, ask someone
else for one.
406
00:16:34,767 --> 00:16:36,581
Ask your mom for one,
to buy one for you.
407
00:16:36,685 --> 00:16:38,166
Anna, give it to me.
It's mine.
Sto...
408
00:16:38,270 --> 00:16:40,626
I am... I am...
Stop. I need to use it.
409
00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:42,836
I am literally
erasing one word.
410
00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:46,547
(SOFTLY) Go ask someone
else for one, like, literally,
I need it right now.
411
00:16:46,651 --> 00:16:47,714
This minute?
412
00:16:47,819 --> 00:16:49,924
You're so annoying.
You're being a bitch.
413
00:16:50,029 --> 00:16:51,008
What?
414
00:16:51,113 --> 00:16:52,468
That's enough!
415
00:16:52,572 --> 00:16:54,511
Clearly, I need to
separate you two.
416
00:16:54,615 --> 00:16:56,825
Anna Kone, sit right here.
417
00:17:28,390 --> 00:17:29,328
(ANNA GASPING)
418
00:17:29,433 --> 00:17:31,205
Oh, my God.
(HISSING IN PAIN)
419
00:17:31,309 --> 00:17:35,562
This is why you kids
are not allowed to play
with anything on my desk.
420
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,899
(SNIFFS)
I am, like, bleeding.
421
00:17:44,819 --> 00:17:46,216
KATHY: (OVER PHONE)
What's wrong? How is it?
422
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,675
ANNA: Mmm-hmm,
it's really fun.
423
00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:49,301
KATHY: Good. Aren't you gonna
ask me how am I dong?
424
00:17:49,406 --> 00:17:50,719
Ask me, about me.
425
00:17:50,823 --> 00:17:51,720
I know.
426
00:17:51,824 --> 00:17:53,555
I was about to ask.
How are you?
427
00:17:53,659 --> 00:17:55,389
I am talking to our daughter,
is that okay?
Mom.
428
00:17:55,494 --> 00:17:56,807
Curt, is that okay?
So controlling...
429
00:17:56,911 --> 00:17:58,767
Can you pay attention?
I'm trying to talk to you.
430
00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:01,519
I am paying attention,
but please...
What?
431
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,770
I am seriously not.
I'm just...
All right.
432
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,481
Curtis... Okay, look,
you know what...
Who do you...
433
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,649
I can't, I can't talk to both
of you at the same time.
434
00:18:08,753 --> 00:18:10,609
I am getting so distracted.
You know, there's too much...
435
00:18:10,713 --> 00:18:13,111
Can you just be ready
to go when we get there?
436
00:18:13,215 --> 00:18:15,404
Okay. I love you
so much, Anna.
Okay, I'll see you soon.
437
00:18:15,508 --> 00:18:17,823
Curtis, why...
Thanks for listening. Bye.
438
00:18:17,927 --> 00:18:20,012
I mean...
439
00:18:23,264 --> 00:18:25,161
Thanks.
440
00:18:25,266 --> 00:18:27,350
(INAUDIBLE)
441
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:32,586
I didn't get the memo
about the hair brushing.
442
00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:35,797
Oh, I'll brush
yours next. Okay?
443
00:19:35,901 --> 00:19:37,986
Fine.
444
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,863
Can I at least
have an Oreo?
445
00:19:41,739 --> 00:19:43,865
Oh, sorry,
that was the last one.
446
00:19:45,366 --> 00:19:47,451
(MUFFLED) Oh, sorry.
447
00:19:49,578 --> 00:19:51,663
What's going on here?
448
00:19:52,705 --> 00:19:54,811
This... This is getting,
like, really weird.
449
00:19:54,915 --> 00:19:57,354
Like, you have your
own family. Can you go
back to your own family?
450
00:19:57,459 --> 00:19:58,605
Don't be so rude, Maya.
451
00:19:58,709 --> 00:20:00,398
No. I am sick of her
being here at my house.
452
00:20:00,502 --> 00:20:02,525
Like, you are stretching out
my PJs, Anna.
453
00:20:02,629 --> 00:20:05,360
Maya, stop acting
like a baby.
454
00:20:05,464 --> 00:20:07,549
You are not a little
girl anymore.
455
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:13,033
What?
456
00:20:13,137 --> 00:20:14,075
(CAR HONKS)
457
00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:16,327
Oh, my God,
I guess that's my parents.
458
00:20:16,431 --> 00:20:19,454
YUKI: Okay.
I am sorry, Anna.
459
00:20:19,558 --> 00:20:21,289
No, I get it.
460
00:20:21,393 --> 00:20:23,040
Thank you.
You're welcome.
461
00:20:23,144 --> 00:20:25,229
Bye.
462
00:20:30,983 --> 00:20:32,338
(ANNA SNIFFLES)
463
00:20:32,443 --> 00:20:34,423
Thanks for having me.
464
00:20:34,528 --> 00:20:36,612
It's all right.
465
00:20:37,530 --> 00:20:40,032
(MAYA CRYING)
466
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,368
(MAYA SOBBING)
(SLAMS DOOR)
467
00:20:50,539 --> 00:20:52,624
Hi.
Hey.
468
00:20:54,501 --> 00:20:56,064
How was it?
469
00:20:56,169 --> 00:20:58,274
Good. Good.
470
00:20:58,378 --> 00:20:59,400
How was it with Maya?
471
00:20:59,504 --> 00:21:01,235
Good.
472
00:21:01,339 --> 00:21:03,424
Good.
Okay.
473
00:21:08,970 --> 00:21:11,054
(SNIFFLING)
474
00:21:18,226 --> 00:21:20,311
Oh, no.
475
00:21:21,145 --> 00:21:23,001
No...
476
00:21:23,105 --> 00:21:25,190
No, stop.
477
00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:47,873
Maya, come here.
478
00:21:55,004 --> 00:21:57,651
You can never talk
to someone like that,
479
00:21:57,756 --> 00:21:59,840
especially to your friend.
480
00:22:02,384 --> 00:22:03,697
Yeah, but she was...
481
00:22:03,802 --> 00:22:05,887
No.
482
00:22:07,054 --> 00:22:08,243
(MAYA SNIFFS)
483
00:22:08,347 --> 00:22:11,161
Anna is going through
a tough time right now,
484
00:22:11,266 --> 00:22:13,038
so we gotta be there for her.
485
00:22:13,142 --> 00:22:14,997
Mom, I am going through
a tough time right now,
486
00:22:15,102 --> 00:22:16,707
and you haven't
been there for me.
487
00:22:16,811 --> 00:22:19,126
But I am always
here for you.
488
00:22:19,230 --> 00:22:20,585
Always.
489
00:22:20,689 --> 00:22:22,774
When you said that I am not...
490
00:22:23,441 --> 00:22:25,609
Your little girl anymore,
491
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:28,424
did you mean that?
492
00:22:28,528 --> 00:22:29,758
(MAYA CRYING)
493
00:22:29,863 --> 00:22:31,948
You're always my little girl.
494
00:22:35,617 --> 00:22:37,514
Mmm.
Oh...
495
00:22:37,618 --> 00:22:39,870
(IN JAPANESE)
What are you saying?
496
00:22:46,583 --> 00:22:49,252
(SINGING LULLABY IN JAPANESE)
497
00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:24,549
Anna.
Yeah.
498
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,821
Can we come in for a minute?
499
00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:29,281
Yeah.
500
00:23:34,535 --> 00:23:36,620
Um...
501
00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:40,665
What's up?
502
00:23:48,421 --> 00:23:50,505
Go ahead.
503
00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:54,842
KATHY: Your dad and I
have something to tell you.
504
00:23:58,553 --> 00:24:00,638
I don't know how to say this.
505
00:24:07,893 --> 00:24:12,230
Things with me and your dad
haven't been working...
506
00:24:13,397 --> 00:24:15,482
For a long time.
507
00:24:17,275 --> 00:24:19,360
Right, Curtis?
508
00:24:20,778 --> 00:24:22,863
That's right.
509
00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:29,305
KATHY: So, I hate...
510
00:24:29,409 --> 00:24:32,036
To tell you this...
511
00:24:36,539 --> 00:24:38,145
But we're...
512
00:24:38,249 --> 00:24:40,334
Getting a divorce.
513
00:24:42,127 --> 00:24:44,316
Okay.
514
00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:46,776
KATHY: The retreat...
515
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,965
Helped us realize...
516
00:24:49,674 --> 00:24:51,759
That it's, uh...
517
00:24:52,885 --> 00:24:54,970
The right thing to do.
518
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,284
(RINGING)
519
00:25:28,328 --> 00:25:30,829
(RINGING)
520
00:25:34,415 --> 00:25:37,272
(RINGING CONTINUES)
521
00:25:37,376 --> 00:25:39,648
YUKI OVER VOICEMAIL:
You have reached
the Ishii-Peters.
522
00:25:39,753 --> 00:25:42,359
Please leave your name
and phone number,
523
00:25:42,463 --> 00:25:44,548
and we'll get back...
524
00:25:52,887 --> 00:25:55,723
(PAPERS RUSTLING)
525
00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:03,270
(PHONE RINGING)
526
00:26:07,607 --> 00:26:09,045
HEATHER: Hello?
527
00:26:09,149 --> 00:26:11,234
ANNA: Hi, is Heather
there, please?
528
00:26:11,776 --> 00:26:13,861
This is Heather.
529
00:26:43,258 --> 00:26:46,760
(CRYING)
530
00:26:47,678 --> 00:26:49,763
(SPOTLIGHT SWITCHES ON)
531
00:26:50,930 --> 00:26:54,620
♪ I'm not a girl
532
00:26:54,725 --> 00:26:58,290
♪ I am just a woman
533
00:26:58,394 --> 00:27:02,043
♪ And I don't want
the world to know
534
00:27:02,147 --> 00:27:05,378
♪ Everyone's gonna go
535
00:27:05,483 --> 00:27:08,672
♪ Away from me
536
00:27:08,777 --> 00:27:11,800
♪ 'Cause I am a little baby
537
00:27:11,904 --> 00:27:13,593
(VOICE BREAKING)
♪ But not really,
538
00:27:13,697 --> 00:27:15,386
♪ 'Cause I am a woman
539
00:27:15,490 --> 00:27:19,201
♪ I am gonna be a star
540
00:27:20,786 --> 00:27:24,684
♪ 'Cause I don't have
anymore mommy♪
541
00:27:24,789 --> 00:27:28,687
♪ In my life
542
00:27:28,792 --> 00:27:31,773
♪ I am just gonna be a baby
543
00:27:31,877 --> 00:27:34,838
(VOICE CRACKING)
♪ For life♪
544
00:27:36,589 --> 00:27:39,299
(SPOTLIGHT SWITCHES OFF)
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