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(KEYS CLACKING)
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(DIAL TONE)
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(DIAL-UP CONNECTION TONE)
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(STATIC)
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(STATIC CONTINUES)
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AUTOMATED VOICE: Welcome!
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♪ High
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♪ I am high
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♪ The you I show to you
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♪ Is just a lie
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♪ You take what you want
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♪ You get what you take
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♪ The high, high, high ♪
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ANNA: Okay,
(SIGHS) so screen names...
MAYA: Okay.
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So I have three options
here for me...
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Stardust4eva, Sclub7
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which might be
taken already...
Mmm-hmm.
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...and Babyspice666.
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Isn't 666 like
the Devil's number?
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No.
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Six is my favorite number
and my lucky number, so...
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(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
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MAYA: Oh, my God!
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Good job.
I got mine.
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(MAYA INHALES IN EXCITEMENT)
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Okay, cool, my turn.
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What do you mean?
I just signed on to mine.
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You got a screen name.
Now it's my turn.
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But I haven't added
any buddies.
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You, like,
don't need to.
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You just have one buddy.
Your boyfriend buddy.
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Maya, that's not
even funny.
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Like, we're barely
boyfriend-girlfriend.
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Yeah, right.
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"Hi, Brendan. It's Anna.
I'm hogging the computer.
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"I love you."
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(SIGHS)
(CHUCKLES)
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Who's "hockey00"?
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It's Alex.
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(MESSENGER CHIMES)
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(MAYA SNICKERS)
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Stop.
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(BOTH READING)
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So funny.
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(MESSENGER CHIMES)
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My God!
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It's messed up.
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He probably got knocked off.
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That's shady.
That happens.
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That's not cool.
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Okay, let's talk to Sam.
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Okay, fine.
What's his screen name?
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Okay.
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It is "LittlemanbigD1814"
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"Little man big D"?
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Ew!
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He's so nasty.
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It's funny, though.
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Type it in.
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ANNA:
Hey, hon. It's Anna.
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No, and me. Say me, too.
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Maya.
Say me-ya...and Maya.
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Okay.
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(SAM VOICEOVER)
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Okay, he wants to know
my screen name.
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I want to type.
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(MAYA READING)
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(SAM SPEAKING)
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(CHATROOM SIGN-IN TONE)
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MAYA: Oh, my God.
Who's "Dogwigs2332"?
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Oh, my God, Brendan's online.
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(GASPS)
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(MESSENGER CHIMES)
Oh, my God!
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(MAYA READING)
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Oh, my God.
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Stop. Should I respond?
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Like, what if Alex comes back
on and I'm distracted.
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Yeah, but he's, like,
your boyfriend,
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so you have to respond.
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(INHALES DEEPLY)
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(ANNA SPEAKING)
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(MESSENGER CHIMES)
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BRENDAN: "WUWU"?
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What the fuck is "WUWU"?
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(MESSENGER CHIMES)
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Oh, my God.
He doesn't even know
what WUWU means?
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I don't know what it means.
What does it mean?
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"What's up with you?"
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WUWU.
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ANNA: I can't believe
you don't know
what that means.
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Smiley face.
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Okay, it's my turn.
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Maya, Brendan
just IM'd me.
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No, let me set up
my screen name.
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Maya, we're talking.
Give it.
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(CLENCHING)
Stop! It's my turn!
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Don't break my keyboard.
Don't break my keyboard.
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Give it to me!
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Thank you.
Finally, like...
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I just...
Okay, let me say goodbye.
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Okay, say goodbye
and then bye-bye forever.
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(KEYS CLACKING)
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Okay, screen name.
So I'm gonna be...
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Viper911.
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My God! What the eff!
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It's taken.
I'm sorry, hon.
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But look,
AIM gives other options.
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Oh, yeah.
(SIGHS) Let me see.
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I'm just gonna do this one.
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The "D" one?
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Yeah. It's Viper
with a "D" 911.
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Diaper emergency!
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Think about it.
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I think it's, like, cool.
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(KEYS CLACKING)
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(MAYA SPEAKING)
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(MESSENGER CHIMES)
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(SAM LAUGHING)
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(SAM SPEAKING)
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Can I just check to see
if Brendan's still online?
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Anna, like, you were just
talking to him.
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You don't even like him
that much.
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(SIGHS)
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ANNA: There he is.
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What's that thing
next to his name?
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ANNA: It's weird.
MAYA: Oh, wait.
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He has a quote. It's like...
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(MAYA READING)
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(READING)
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Wait. That's about you.
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What do you mean?
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He's, like,
obsessed with you.
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He wants to hug you.
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It's just an
away message, Maya.
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Okay, I wanna see
who else is on.
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What the eff?
Everyone's signing off.
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Have you ever been
in a chatroom?
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(CHATROOM SIGN-IN TONE)
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Okay, what's that one? M4m.
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Holy eff. No way, Maya!
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MAYA: What?
ANNA: Local one.
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"Hot people
of Franklin County."
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Wait.
Should we go in there?
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Are we allowed?
We're hot. We're in Franklin.
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Okay, yeah,
I guess they can't see
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if we're hot or not,
so just do it.
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Do it.
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Oh, my God.
Uh, like, 16 people.
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MAYA: Oh, my God.
This is so crazy.
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Say something.
(MESSENGER CHIMING)
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What do I say?
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You do it.
No, you do it.
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You do it.
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Okay, fine.
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What do I say?
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Okay. 'Sup, hotties?
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I'm hot girl.
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Maya!
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Oh, my God.
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Wait. It's, like,
going so fast,
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you know, it,
like, gets lost.
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Okay, Maya, "PhuckMaStick"
just said "asl."
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What does "asl" stand for?
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(MESSENGER CHIMES)
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MAYA: Oh, my God.
Can he see?
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Of course not.
My dad doesn't have a webcam.
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Accept or decline?
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You do it. You do it.
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Cool.
Accept.
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Okay.
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(MESSENGER CHIMES)
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(MAYA READING)
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My God!
Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God, Maya.
Oh, my God, Na, stop!
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You're freaking me out.
You're freaking me out.
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Stop!
KATHY: Hey.
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I need to use
the phone line now,
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so IM time is over.
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Got it.
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Like, now.
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Okay.
Okay.
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Look out.
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AUTOMATED VOICE: Goodbye.
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MAYA: Listen, Sam,
it was, like, so messed up.
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It was crazy, crazy, crazy.
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Wait. You talked to
some guy in town?
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Well, he can't find you
unless you've told him
where you live.
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We were in a room
for Franklin County
for hot people,
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like, that's what we were in.
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He doesn't know your name.
Does he?
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Sam, you're scaring us.
Why?
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Sam, stop. No.
He just knows
our screen names, like...
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You're fine, Diper911.
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It's just for guys
who want to hook up.
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All right. I'm gonna
hang up now.
Later, losers.
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BOTH: Bye.
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(CAR HORN HONKS)
Oh, my God.
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It's all right.
It's my mom.
It's my mom.
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(SIGHS) Jesus!
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Love you.
Love you, Anna.
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Maya.
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(MAYA GROANS)
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(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
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(SIGHS)
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(DIAL UP STATIC ECHOES)
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No. Frickin' like,
do your homework.
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(SIGHS)
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Sponges and sea stars,
like, it's not that hard.
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♪ Toc, tic, toc, tic
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(DIAL-UP TONE)
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♪ Toc ♪
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YUKI: Maya?
AUTOMATED VOICE: Welcome!
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Are you done
with your homework?
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
You've got mail.
Yeah. I'm doing it.
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Like, (STUTTERS)
I need the computer
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for a research project, so...
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Research project?
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Yeah. It's due tomorrow.
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Tomorrow? Well, then
hurry up and finish it.
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That is literally
what I'm doing,
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so can you leave me
alone, please?
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Okay.
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(MUMBLES)
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So... I heard something today
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while I was, um,
driving Anna and Maya home.
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They were whispering but...
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What?
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You have a boyfriend.
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What?
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Mom, what,
you spying on us?
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Who? Someone we know?
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Brandon.
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Mom, it's Brendan.
It's not Brandon.
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You're not even a good spy,
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and we're just taking it
really, really slow.
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We just barely
started going out.
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Is he a catch?
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Because you are catch.
Kinda major catch.
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Curtis, is this from
Wok N' Roll or Shanghai?
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Because Wok N' Roll
is the one
that made me sick
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after your mole removal.
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I thought
that was Shanghai, so...
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Okay, so this
is Wok N' Roll.
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Seriously I reminded you this
morning before you left.
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Now again you made me...
(DIAL-UP TONE)
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CURTIS: It's Chinese food.
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KATHY: No, it's not
Chinese food.
(MESSENGER CHIMES)
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That one place
makes me sick,
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and the other place doesn't.
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(CHIMING CONTINUES)
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(MESSENGER CHIMES)
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I'm calling Anna
for homework help.
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(YUKI SPEAKS JAPANESE)
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Okay.
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(MESSENGER CHIMES)
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ANNA: Hello?
Oh, my God, Na!
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I'm back in "Hot people of
Franklin County."
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Oh, my God,
you're back in?
259
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,828
MAYA: There's like
19 people in here.
260
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,162
What are they saying?
261
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:50,268
They're saying so many things,
like, "discrete?"
262
00:12:51,019 --> 00:12:53,000
"Purple pussy cat."
263
00:12:53,104 --> 00:12:55,293
"Looking to play."
You love playing.
264
00:12:55,397 --> 00:12:56,711
(MESSENGER CHIMES)
(MAYA GASPS)
265
00:12:56,815 --> 00:12:58,504
Oh, my God, some random guy
just IM'd me again. Na.
266
00:12:58,608 --> 00:12:59,921
Oh, my God, Maya,
be careful.
267
00:13:00,026 --> 00:13:01,548
Remember last time.
268
00:13:01,652 --> 00:13:03,716
Flymiamibro22.
269
00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:05,008
That's a hot screen name.
270
00:13:05,113 --> 00:13:06,593
Yeah.
271
00:13:06,697 --> 00:13:08,594
Okay, I'm clicking on it.
(MESSENGER CHIMES)
272
00:13:08,699 --> 00:13:12,097
He says, "Hey, hottie. Zup.
What you look like?"
273
00:13:12,201 --> 00:13:13,390
Oh, my God, Na,
274
00:13:13,494 --> 00:13:15,349
he thinks I'm hot,
and he's saying hi. Help me.
275
00:13:15,454 --> 00:13:17,476
What do I say back?
Well, he can't
find out our age.
276
00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:20,374
Yeah, obviously.
Okay, let's just say
we're like...
277
00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:24,273
(SIGHS) Well, um...
278
00:13:24,377 --> 00:13:27,358
We're both 13, so, like, 13
plus 13, that's like 26.
279
00:13:27,462 --> 00:13:29,068
I'm just gonna say we're 26.
280
00:13:29,172 --> 00:13:30,652
Say we have blonde hair
and brown eyes,
281
00:13:30,757 --> 00:13:32,195
like, if we were one person.
(CHUCKLES)
282
00:13:32,299 --> 00:13:33,655
Okay. I love that.
283
00:13:33,759 --> 00:13:36,949
Blonde hair. Brown eyes.
284
00:13:37,053 --> 00:13:39,138
(MESSENGER CHIMES)
285
00:13:41,181 --> 00:13:43,266
Oh, my God,
he thinks we're hot.
286
00:13:44,267 --> 00:13:45,705
Okay, wait.
287
00:13:45,809 --> 00:13:49,333
He's 30.
He's a computer programmer
and a total gym rat.
288
00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:53,544
Oh, my God, he's a fricking
gym rat. That's like...
289
00:13:53,648 --> 00:13:55,254
What is that?
290
00:13:55,358 --> 00:13:58,339
Okay. Are you hot?
291
00:13:58,444 --> 00:14:00,132
Um, it's a chatroom
for hot people.
292
00:14:00,237 --> 00:14:02,322
Remember?
Shh!
293
00:14:03,447 --> 00:14:04,761
Oh, my God, he says,
294
00:14:04,865 --> 00:14:06,429
"People tell me I'm hot
but I am humble.
295
00:14:06,533 --> 00:14:07,930
"It's not for me to say."
296
00:14:08,034 --> 00:14:09,097
That means he's hot.
297
00:14:09,202 --> 00:14:10,724
Wait, that's what people
say that are hot.
298
00:14:10,828 --> 00:14:12,183
I know.
299
00:14:12,287 --> 00:14:14,518
(CALL WAITING BUZZ)
(SCOFFS) I'm, like,
into this guy.
300
00:14:14,622 --> 00:14:17,395
Oh, Maya, can you hold on?
I just have call waiting.
301
00:14:17,499 --> 00:14:19,584
Okay.
302
00:14:20,418 --> 00:14:21,607
Hello?
BRENDAN: Hi.
303
00:14:21,711 --> 00:14:23,483
Can I please
speak to Anna please?
304
00:14:23,587 --> 00:14:25,672
This is Brendan Tooler
speaking.
305
00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:27,903
Hi. It's Anna.
306
00:14:28,007 --> 00:14:29,696
Uh, hi.
307
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,073
What's up? You called...
308
00:14:32,177 --> 00:14:34,366
Yeah, is that cool?
309
00:14:34,470 --> 00:14:36,993
Yeah, I just... I'm talking to
Maya on the other line
310
00:14:37,097 --> 00:14:38,786
so I'm just gonna have to...
311
00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:41,830
Um, tell her that
I'll call her back, I guess.
312
00:14:41,934 --> 00:14:43,289
Oh. Okay, sure.
313
00:14:43,393 --> 00:14:45,478
Okay, hold on.
314
00:14:46,229 --> 00:14:47,501
Maya?
MAYA: What?
315
00:14:47,605 --> 00:14:49,127
Oh, my God,
Brendan just called me.
316
00:14:49,231 --> 00:14:51,003
Wait. Really?
Like...
317
00:14:51,108 --> 00:14:52,296
Oh, my God.
...are you kidding?
318
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,089
Anna, this is like real...
319
00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:56,174
Um, can I call you back
and just talk to him
for a minute, like...
320
00:14:56,278 --> 00:14:58,092
MAYA: No. Go, go, go.
321
00:14:58,196 --> 00:15:00,218
I'm talking to Flymiami.
322
00:15:00,323 --> 00:15:01,928
Whoa, you're still
chatting with him?
323
00:15:02,032 --> 00:15:03,262
MAYA: I know. It's crazy.
324
00:15:03,367 --> 00:15:05,264
Progress check
in the morning.
Okay.
325
00:15:05,368 --> 00:15:07,453
Okay. Be good over there, bye!
Bye.
326
00:15:09,162 --> 00:15:11,706
(MAYA READING)
327
00:15:15,209 --> 00:15:18,253
I like nature, too.
328
00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:21,109
Sand dunes.
329
00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:23,777
Ha. JK.
330
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,404
(CHIMES)
331
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,405
Mmm.
332
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:29,594
I shouldn't have said that.
333
00:15:31,012 --> 00:15:32,951
(CHIMES)
334
00:15:33,055 --> 00:15:35,432
(MAYA READING)
335
00:15:38,226 --> 00:15:40,310
(MUMBLES) That's like...
336
00:15:57,948 --> 00:16:00,033
(CHUCKLES)
337
00:16:01,618 --> 00:16:04,662
♪ I'm the one you need
338
00:16:18,297 --> 00:16:20,715
♪ I'm the one you need ♪
339
00:16:25,761 --> 00:16:27,950
Flymiamibro?
340
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:30,139
'Sup?
341
00:16:32,599 --> 00:16:34,455
FLYMIAMIBRO: Yo, girl,
you got an e-mail address?
342
00:16:34,559 --> 00:16:36,289
MAYA: Yeah,
I'll give it to you, hottie.
343
00:16:36,394 --> 00:16:37,915
FLYMIAMIBRO: That's hot.
MAYA: You're hot.
344
00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:39,000
You're so fricking hot.
345
00:16:39,104 --> 00:16:40,084
I've never felt
this way before.
346
00:16:40,188 --> 00:16:41,251
Me neither.
My heart's gonna burst.
347
00:16:41,356 --> 00:16:42,752
Bang!
Am I dead?
348
00:16:42,857 --> 00:16:43,962
You can take it, bitch.
349
00:16:44,066 --> 00:16:45,213
Because I'm in heaven
with you right now.
350
00:16:45,317 --> 00:16:46,589
Bury me.
When I think of other girls,
351
00:16:46,693 --> 00:16:48,048
I wanna barf my guts out.
352
00:16:48,152 --> 00:16:49,424
I wanna eat
that barf and guts up
353
00:16:49,528 --> 00:16:51,842
like a big, old bowl
of lentil soup.
354
00:16:51,947 --> 00:16:53,135
Yum, yum, yum, yum...
355
00:16:53,239 --> 00:16:54,449
Sometimes there's so much
beauty in the world,
356
00:16:54,532 --> 00:16:55,637
I feel like I can't take it.
357
00:16:55,741 --> 00:16:57,597
I love you more than
I love my own dad.
358
00:16:57,701 --> 00:16:58,931
Maya -chan.
(SCREAMS)
359
00:16:59,035 --> 00:17:01,120
Why are you still up?
360
00:17:01,495 --> 00:17:03,580
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
361
00:17:04,581 --> 00:17:06,749
I just finished
the research project.
362
00:17:08,084 --> 00:17:09,063
Go to bed.
363
00:17:09,168 --> 00:17:11,253
Okay.
364
00:17:12,587 --> 00:17:14,755
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
365
00:17:17,007 --> 00:17:19,092
I think I'm in love.
366
00:17:20,968 --> 00:17:22,240
Wow.
Yeah.
367
00:17:22,344 --> 00:17:23,491
Mai?
Yeah.
368
00:17:23,595 --> 00:17:25,075
That's a really big word.
No, I know.
369
00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:27,118
And you just like, barely know
him is the only thing.
370
00:17:27,223 --> 00:17:29,662
No, I know, but, like,
sometimes you can just tell.
371
00:17:29,766 --> 00:17:32,289
You haven't met him yet.
Just from the way
we're talking.
372
00:17:32,393 --> 00:17:34,499
Wassup, Maya?
373
00:17:34,603 --> 00:17:36,000
Hey.
374
00:17:36,104 --> 00:17:39,086
See. Even Evan's
way less hot to me
since I met Flymiamibro.
375
00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:40,128
That's how you know.
376
00:17:40,232 --> 00:17:41,879
Oh, my God. Don't look.
377
00:17:41,984 --> 00:17:43,422
Hey, Anna. Hey, Maya.
378
00:17:43,526 --> 00:17:45,611
Hey, Brendan.
Hey.
379
00:17:46,028 --> 00:17:48,113
I burned this for you.
380
00:17:51,699 --> 00:17:53,784
'Cause you said
you love music.
381
00:17:55,619 --> 00:17:57,704
You don't have to
listen to it.
382
00:17:58,162 --> 00:18:00,247
No, I do love music.
Thank you.
383
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,166
Bye.
Bye.
384
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,607
Oh, my God, he's, like,
in love with you.
385
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,359
We talked for hours
last night.
Wait. Really?
386
00:18:10,463 --> 00:18:11,860
It's all moving too fast.
387
00:18:11,964 --> 00:18:14,799
No, I think it's moving
exactly the right speed.
I do.
388
00:18:15,884 --> 00:18:17,968
Seventh grade rules.
389
00:18:18,969 --> 00:18:20,449
♪ Good girlfriends
390
00:18:20,554 --> 00:18:22,034
♪ The blonde one
391
00:18:22,138 --> 00:18:23,285
♪ Is making me... ♪
392
00:18:23,389 --> 00:18:25,453
I can't believe he
made me a mix CD.
393
00:18:25,557 --> 00:18:27,642
This song sucks.
394
00:18:28,184 --> 00:18:29,915
Play the next one.
395
00:18:30,019 --> 00:18:32,104
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS)
396
00:18:33,105 --> 00:18:36,753
Oh, my God, he wants to
slow dance with you...
397
00:18:36,857 --> 00:18:38,942
Maya, shut up!
398
00:18:40,443 --> 00:18:42,299
♪ Whatever you want
399
00:18:42,403 --> 00:18:44,509
♪ Whatever you need
400
00:18:44,613 --> 00:18:46,698
♪ Is yours girl
401
00:18:47,282 --> 00:18:49,387
♪ But whatever you do
402
00:18:49,492 --> 00:18:51,827
♪ Please don't stop the love
403
00:18:53,787 --> 00:18:56,768
♪ Some say that
I'm professional
404
00:18:56,872 --> 00:19:00,875
♪ 'Cause I know
How to handle mine
405
00:19:03,127 --> 00:19:06,358
♪ Be still, be cool
And wait awhile
406
00:19:06,463 --> 00:19:10,424
♪ And I'll show you
What some say is right
407
00:19:11,883 --> 00:19:16,241
♪ Now don't get the
Wrong impression
408
00:19:16,345 --> 00:19:19,993
♪ I don't do this
All of the time
409
00:19:20,098 --> 00:19:22,579
Anna, does your dad
have a digital camera?
410
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,955
♪ All I wanna do... ♪
411
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:26,707
Mmm-hmm.
412
00:19:26,811 --> 00:19:29,021
You think we can
take a picture of me
and send it to Flymiamibro?
413
00:19:30,272 --> 00:19:31,210
No.
414
00:19:31,314 --> 00:19:32,669
Why?
415
00:19:32,774 --> 00:19:34,587
I don't think
that's a good idea.
No. Yes, it is.
416
00:19:34,692 --> 00:19:36,214
It's just not something
we should be doing.
417
00:19:36,318 --> 00:19:37,340
It's just like
a picture of me
418
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:39,508
so he can know
what I look like.
419
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:42,051
No. We are not doing it.
No... Anna, yes.
420
00:19:42,156 --> 00:19:43,844
Maya, I'm putting
my foot down.
421
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:45,304
Absolutely not.
422
00:19:45,408 --> 00:19:47,535
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
423
00:19:50,453 --> 00:19:51,642
That's hot.
424
00:19:51,746 --> 00:19:53,727
And make sure
you're getting
the boob, too.
425
00:19:53,831 --> 00:19:55,916
Sure do.
426
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:58,709
okay, let me see it.
427
00:20:00,419 --> 00:20:02,566
MAYA: Oh, My God.
428
00:20:02,671 --> 00:20:04,735
That looks bad.
That's blurry.
429
00:20:04,839 --> 00:20:08,029
You look beautiful.
Oh, wait, I like that one.
430
00:20:08,133 --> 00:20:09,405
MAYA: That's good.
431
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,594
ANNA: Showing a lot. Um...
432
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,805
How about just this one?
433
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:17,536
That's literally
just my hand.
434
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,725
I know but it's beautiful.
435
00:20:21,476 --> 00:20:22,915
(CHIMES)
Okay.
436
00:20:23,019 --> 00:20:25,604
Oh, my God.
Stop. I'm gonna send it.
437
00:20:27,522 --> 00:20:28,627
(CHIMES)
ANNA: Oh, my God.
438
00:20:28,732 --> 00:20:30,837
Stop it! stop it!
Anna, stop.
439
00:20:30,942 --> 00:20:32,338
What if he doesn't
think it's pretty?
440
00:20:32,443 --> 00:20:33,464
I can't believe you
just did that.
441
00:20:33,568 --> 00:20:34,757
What if he doesn't
think it's pretty?
442
00:20:34,861 --> 00:20:36,946
Oh, my God,
he already responded.
443
00:20:37,530 --> 00:20:39,615
(MAYA READING)
444
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:46,203
Okay, I'm sorry,
we have to meet.
445
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,268
What?
Shh!
446
00:20:49,372 --> 00:20:51,603
I have to meet you...
447
00:20:51,707 --> 00:20:53,312
Maya, don't send that.
Stop.
448
00:20:53,416 --> 00:20:55,501
...in person.
Maya, don't send that.
449
00:20:57,961 --> 00:20:59,317
No. Don't send that.
450
00:20:59,421 --> 00:21:01,860
I sent it.
I sent it.
451
00:21:01,964 --> 00:21:02,944
Maya!
452
00:21:03,049 --> 00:21:05,133
Stop.
453
00:21:06,468 --> 00:21:09,970
(MAYA READING)
454
00:21:11,430 --> 00:21:13,515
Oh, my God!
455
00:21:16,517 --> 00:21:17,664
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
456
00:21:17,768 --> 00:21:19,748
Are you like so nervous?
457
00:21:19,853 --> 00:21:22,417
I mean... a little.
Yeah?
458
00:21:22,521 --> 00:21:23,835
MAYA: Yeah.
459
00:21:23,939 --> 00:21:25,795
It's like
I know he's the one,
you know.
460
00:21:25,899 --> 00:21:27,462
Who are you guys
talking about?
461
00:21:27,567 --> 00:21:28,797
None of you
fricking business, Jafeer.
462
00:21:28,901 --> 00:21:31,632
Yeah, it's none of
your fricking business.
463
00:21:31,736 --> 00:21:33,821
If you really
want to know...
464
00:21:34,197 --> 00:21:36,302
I've met someone.
465
00:21:36,407 --> 00:21:38,471
Or I'm about to meet him
after school.
466
00:21:38,575 --> 00:21:41,097
Wait, you haven't
met him in person yet?
467
00:21:41,202 --> 00:21:44,058
That's shady.
Oh, no, we've talked
on AIM like a lot.
468
00:21:44,162 --> 00:21:47,852
He's probably
some warty old dude,
who has a beer belly
469
00:21:47,957 --> 00:21:49,812
wears suit socks and lives
with his mother.
470
00:21:49,916 --> 00:21:53,440
Or he's a computer genius
with a tight bod, Jafeer.
471
00:21:53,544 --> 00:21:56,651
Like you wouldn't even...
Can we just change
the conversation?
472
00:21:56,755 --> 00:21:58,735
What?
Start a new one.
473
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,737
We weren't even
talking to you.
474
00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:02,321
It's just kinda lame.
475
00:22:02,426 --> 00:22:05,449
Okay, well...
Okay, well, stop...
Like, don't listen.
476
00:22:05,553 --> 00:22:07,575
ANNA: Anyway, Mai?
What?
477
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,452
I'm like,
so excited for you, honestly.
478
00:22:10,557 --> 00:22:12,120
I really, really am.
Yeah, yeah.
479
00:22:12,225 --> 00:22:14,122
I just wanna ask
one quick question.
Okay, what?
480
00:22:14,226 --> 00:22:15,748
Are you sure that
you want to meet him?
481
00:22:15,852 --> 00:22:17,937
Because what if he's pissed
that you're a kid?
482
00:22:20,397 --> 00:22:23,504
I don't think that's a
possibility, like, I don't.
483
00:22:23,608 --> 00:22:25,213
Okay.
I'm not gonna stand him up.
484
00:22:25,318 --> 00:22:26,923
I couldn't do that to him...
485
00:22:27,027 --> 00:22:29,925
Right. Okay.
You know. Yeah.
486
00:22:30,029 --> 00:22:32,886
I just feel like
we need back up.
Yeah. Yeah.
487
00:22:32,990 --> 00:22:35,471
Like someone that can
protect us.
488
00:22:35,575 --> 00:22:37,660
We should ask Brendan.
489
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,481
SPENCER: Sup, B?
490
00:22:48,585 --> 00:22:50,670
Spencer.
491
00:22:56,591 --> 00:22:57,779
(SIGHS)
492
00:22:57,883 --> 00:22:59,322
You're okay, Maya?
Can I get you some water?
493
00:22:59,426 --> 00:23:01,115
I'm good.
494
00:23:01,219 --> 00:23:03,304
I'm good. Don't leave.
495
00:23:04,597 --> 00:23:05,993
What if he gets mad
when he sees me
496
00:23:06,098 --> 00:23:08,787
that I don't look like
what I said I look like?
497
00:23:08,891 --> 00:23:10,747
Maya, you're fine.
You're fine as hell.
498
00:23:10,851 --> 00:23:12,623
You're finer than
you even described.
499
00:23:12,728 --> 00:23:14,124
MAYA: Yeah.
500
00:23:14,229 --> 00:23:16,168
And maybe he doesn't look like
how he described himself.
501
00:23:16,272 --> 00:23:18,398
I mean, he could really
be anybody in here.
502
00:23:19,941 --> 00:23:22,026
Yeah.
503
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,469
♪ Love
504
00:23:29,573 --> 00:23:31,179
♪ Mmm-hmm
505
00:23:31,283 --> 00:23:33,222
♪ Love is strange
506
00:23:33,326 --> 00:23:34,681
♪ Yay-yay
507
00:23:34,786 --> 00:23:37,308
♪ Lot of people
508
00:23:37,412 --> 00:23:38,726
♪ Mmm-hmm
509
00:23:38,830 --> 00:23:40,915
♪ Take it for a game
510
00:23:43,792 --> 00:23:45,877
(MUSIC STOPS)
511
00:23:51,756 --> 00:23:54,321
♪ Many people
512
00:23:54,425 --> 00:23:55,738
♪ Mmm-hmm
513
00:23:55,843 --> 00:23:57,657
♪ Don't understand
514
00:23:57,761 --> 00:23:59,575
♪ No, no
515
00:23:59,679 --> 00:24:01,993
♪ They think loving
516
00:24:02,097 --> 00:24:03,327
♪ Yay-yay
517
00:24:03,432 --> 00:24:04,995
♪ Is money in the hand
518
00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:07,184
(MUSIC STOPS)
519
00:24:07,810 --> 00:24:09,999
ANNA: Do you know
what's crazy?
520
00:24:10,103 --> 00:24:11,458
I was just thinking
that, like,
521
00:24:11,563 --> 00:24:13,648
in three years,
we'll be driving...
522
00:24:16,316 --> 00:24:17,755
♪ Sylvia
523
00:24:17,859 --> 00:24:19,464
♪ Yes, Mickey
524
00:24:19,569 --> 00:24:21,799
♪ How do you call
your loverboy?
525
00:24:21,904 --> 00:24:23,884
♪ Come here, loverboy
526
00:24:23,988 --> 00:24:25,761
♪ And if he doesn't answer?
527
00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:27,220
♪ Oh, loverboy
528
00:24:27,324 --> 00:24:29,430
♪ And if he still
doesn't answer? ♪
529
00:24:29,534 --> 00:24:31,869
(MUSIC STOPS)
530
00:24:41,835 --> 00:24:43,920
Maybe his Ferrari
broke down.
531
00:24:44,837 --> 00:24:47,110
Mmm-hmm, maybe,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
532
00:24:47,214 --> 00:24:49,299
Yeah, yeah.
533
00:24:50,341 --> 00:24:52,614
I think it's getting dark.
534
00:24:52,718 --> 00:24:55,116
We should just get home soon
before it gets too late.
535
00:24:55,220 --> 00:24:56,492
Do you think he...
536
00:24:56,596 --> 00:24:58,368
Do you think that
he came and saw me
537
00:24:58,472 --> 00:25:00,557
and thought
I was ugly and left?
538
00:25:01,141 --> 00:25:03,476
Well, if he did that,
then he's an idiot.
539
00:25:05,644 --> 00:25:07,416
(SNIFFLES) Yeah,
or I'm like an idiot
540
00:25:07,521 --> 00:25:09,710
for thinking
he would like me.
541
00:25:09,814 --> 00:25:12,629
Mai.
No, no, I'm fine.
542
00:25:12,733 --> 00:25:15,693
Here, go get yourself
a Mountain Dew.
543
00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,445
Thanks.
544
00:25:24,533 --> 00:25:26,305
Thanks for coming with us.
545
00:25:26,410 --> 00:25:28,494
(CHUCKLES) Sure.
546
00:25:34,707 --> 00:25:35,729
Oh, what are you doing?
547
00:25:35,833 --> 00:25:37,939
I can't... I can't...
548
00:25:38,043 --> 00:25:40,128
What...
549
00:25:40,879 --> 00:25:42,526
They don't have
any Mountain Dews left.
550
00:25:42,630 --> 00:25:44,715
Can we go? Please?
551
00:25:45,382 --> 00:25:46,403
Mmm-hmm.
MAYA: Like now?
552
00:25:46,508 --> 00:25:48,593
Okay.
553
00:25:55,222 --> 00:25:57,307
(MESSENGER CHIMES)
554
00:25:58,934 --> 00:26:00,622
(MESSENGER CHIMES)
555
00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:03,312
(FLYMIAMIBRO SPEAKING)
556
00:26:19,991 --> 00:26:22,159
(FLYMIAMIBRO SPEAKING)
557
00:26:53,682 --> 00:26:55,371
SAM:
That means a lot to me.
558
00:26:55,475 --> 00:26:57,560
(VOICEOVER CONTINUES)
559
00:27:04,232 --> 00:27:06,317
(EXHALES)
560
00:27:24,872 --> 00:27:27,040
(DIAL-UP TONE)
561
00:27:32,878 --> 00:27:34,733
AUTOMATED VOICE: Welcome.
562
00:27:34,838 --> 00:27:36,485
You've got mail.
563
00:27:36,589 --> 00:27:38,403
(MESSENGER CHIMES)
564
00:27:38,507 --> 00:27:40,592
(MESSENGER CHIMES)
565
00:27:43,844 --> 00:27:45,929
(MESSENGER CHIMES)
566
00:27:46,388 --> 00:27:48,473
BOY: Computer...
567
00:27:48,848 --> 00:27:50,161
AUTOMATED VOICE: Goodbye.
568
00:27:50,266 --> 00:27:51,996
(KEYS CLACKING)
569
00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:54,185
(CHIMES)
570
00:28:05,986 --> 00:28:08,070
(MESSENGER CHIMES)
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