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My name is Noah,
and this is my arc.
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I moved to LA to
become a screenwriter
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and met my three best
friends in the whole world.
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Alex is the crazy
momma bear of our crew.
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Warm, fierce, funny...
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You let him get your buginas?
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He and his
husband, Trey, are crazy.
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Damn, baby!
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I told you I'm a lethal weapon!
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About each other.
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Let's have a baby.-
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Ricky is
the, shall we say,
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free-spirited one of the group.
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Men are not programmed
for monogamy.
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But one very hot doctor
helped him believe in love.
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Ricky, I love you.
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I love you too, Junito.
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Chance was always
the grounded, rational one,
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until Eddie took him by storm.
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We can't wait to celebrate your
first night in your new home.
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And turned
his life upside down
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in all the best ways.
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All right, I'll marry you.
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I will never
love anybody
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as much as I love you.
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I don't want a life
with anyone but you.
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I, on the other hand,
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had never even had a boyfriend.
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But then I met--
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Wade, what are you doing here?
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Noah? What's up, boy?
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Why didn't you
tell us about him?
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Oh!
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He's straight!?
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Definitely not
straight guy behavior.
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Despite my best
efforts, I fell for him.
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What's the tea, girl?
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What if Wade is really the one?
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And boys, they are
nothing but trouble!
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And as it turns out...
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I've never
kissed a guy before.
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But do you want to?
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He fell for me too.
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Of course, it
wasn't all smooth sailing.
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If you're embarrassed to
be seen with the real me,
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- then that's on you.
- Take it or leave it.
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But we stuck it out.
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- I love you, Wade.
- I love you too, Noah.
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And eventually...
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Wade and I are getting
married this weekend.
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To Noah!
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Hi, OJ !
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How's our little Zulu warrior?
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What do you think about kids?
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I will be your port
in the storm
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and your shield in the battle.
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I will take all
that trembles inside of you
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and place it safely
in the palm of my hand forever.
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Now all of us are
about to start a new chapter.
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- The answer is yes.
- I would like to have children.
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The reactor has gone critical.
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This is most likely
my last post.
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Hopefully the blast
will buy us enough time
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to figure out a solution.
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Even still,
I believe in us, I do,
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because we are resilient.
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And we?
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We are adaptable!
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And we will endure this.
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And cut!
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That's a series wrap, everybody!
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Yeah!
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♪You see me the
way you wanna be ♪
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♪Oh no, you're dead to me ♪
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- Marley?
- That was beautiful.
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You have made the season for me.
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Oh, no, that was you, Noah.
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Seriously, you have
elevated gore into art.
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And I thank you.
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We had to fight the network
every inch of the way,
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but we got here.
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And I'm so proud of you, Marley.
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Thank you.
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Cheers!
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Oh, shit, Marley,
I gotta run.
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I'm late.
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- That's okay.
- Go, go, go!
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Hey, Siri, text Wade.
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What would
you like to say?
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Just leaving set, period.
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Free at last, exclamation
point, exclamation point,
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exclamation point.
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- Pick you up in 15.
- Be out front.
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We are late, exclamation point.
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♪I've arrived ♪
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♪And it's clear ♪
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♪I look in the mirror
and love who's there ♪
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♪I've arrived ♪
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♪And I'm passionate ♪
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♪The whole world's
gonna know who I am ♪
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♪'Cause baby, I'm fabulous ♪
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♪Black card, yes,
went cashless ♪
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♪Step into a room
like fashion ♪
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♪I'm not actin' ♪
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♪I gotta say flashin' ♪
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We want LaChance!
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We want LaChance!
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We want LaChance!
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We want LaChance!
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Y'all hoes asleep?
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LaChance, you don't hear
that crowd out there
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- makin' all that noise, girl?
- Bring your ass on!
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- Bitch!
- You better change your tone.
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I am the owner of this club.
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Well, you should
set a better example
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for you girls, Miss Thing.
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Miss Genevieve, if you
don't back up out my face
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with that stank-ass breath...
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girl!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
sorry for the delay.
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What are you doing?!
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Bringing to the
stage the beautiful,
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the illustrious, the legendary,
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the fabulous, the great...
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The lovely...
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This bitch might
not ever be on time,
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but she's always worth the wait!
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Give it up for
LaChance Devereaux!
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♪Contact ♪
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♪Contact ♪
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♪Ooh, ah, ah, ah ♪
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♪Ooh, ooh, yeah ♪
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♪You've been avoiding me like
a cat trying to dodge a dog ♪
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♪I never see ya shine ♪
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♪You're as cold
as the London fog ♪
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♪You claim you want my love ♪
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♪Well, I wouldn't know
by the way you behave ♪
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♪If you want to feel
the thrill of my touch ♪
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♪You better come
out of your cave ♪
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♪It's so perplexing ♪
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♪Why you fight it,
won't you try it? ♪
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♪Love's electric ♪
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♪Turn me on and see ♪
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♪Love is a contact sport ♪
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♪You gotta move in time ♪
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♪If you wanna do it right ♪
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♪Here I am ♪
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♪Love is a contact sport ♪
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♪You gotta act untamed ♪
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♪If you wanna play the game ♪
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♪So grab my hand, SLAM ♪
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♪Hey, boy ♪
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♪Why don't you come on over? ♪
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♪So we can make
that contact, you dig? ♪
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♪It's so perplexing ♪
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♪Why you fight it,
won't you try it? ♪
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♪Love's electric ♪
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♪Come get next to me ♪
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♪Contact ♪
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Whoa!
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♪Love is a contact sport ♪
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♪You gotta move in time ♪
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♪If you wanna do it right ♪
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♪Here I am ♪
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♪Love is a contact sport ♪
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♪You gotta act untamed ♪
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♪If you wanna play the game ♪
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♪Oh boy ♪
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♪Oh, oh ♪
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♪Love is a contact sport ♪
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♪You gotta move in time ♪
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- Yes, girl, honey!
- Put your hands together!
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For
Kennedy Davenport!
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Dynisty St. James!
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And of course,
LaChance Devereaux!
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Uh-uh, hold up!
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Noah and Wade?
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How dare you!
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Not only are you two
bitches late for my show,
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you're also late for
your own baby shower!
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A few words for
the expectant fathers.
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- Ah, Esther?
- Set it off, girl.
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Okay, okay.
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When my boy Noah said that
he was lookin' for someone
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to carry his baby,
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I thought to myself,
what desperate spinster
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would be willing to
put herself through
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all that mornin' sickness,
swollen feet,
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and a busted vajayjay
for this boy?
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Then I realized
that fool was me.
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So thank you.
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And on your behalf,
I thank myself even more.
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So to me!
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To Esther!
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Esther!
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Ricky, you go next,
and keep it clean.
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Personally?
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I think you're all insane.
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I have absolutely no interest
in being a godparent,
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even if you begged and pleaded.
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Okay, fine, I'll consider it.
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But don't ask me to
change any crappy diapers.
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- Real talk?
- Trey and I didn't know
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what joy truly was
'til we had our baby, Olivia.
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And now that she's a teenager?
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We've never known such pain.
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So drink up, 'cause
you're gonna need it.
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If we can be half the parents
that you and Trey have been?
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Or offer our kids
half the support
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that you guys have given us?
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As Anne Lamott once said--
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- Oh my god!
- Okay, here she go!
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"There are places in the heart
you don't even know exist
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until you love a child."
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Aww...
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Here's to both of
you discovering
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those magical places.
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To Noah and to Wade!
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To Noah and to Wade!
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Woo-hoo!
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Open the gifts already!
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Mine first! I gotta go.
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Thank you.
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- What is it?
- What is it?
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"Money pit"?
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"Career killer"?
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Ricky...
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Thank you.
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I love you, bye.
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Oh!
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All the children's
books banned
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by the right wing fascists.
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Olivia, this is great!
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You can read them to the
twins when you babysit.
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I knew you were my favorite
goddaughter for a reason.
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I'm your only goddaughter.
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And that's the reason.
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♪Ooh ♪
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Hey, you.
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♪Woo, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪Ooh ♪
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♪Uh, uh ♪
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Let's get out of here.
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My gift is the best, Noah!
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I read all about it
in O magazine.
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It's the octopus
from the TV show!
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All right!
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'Scuse me, can I get
another drink, please?
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You can get anything you want.
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So the hot waiter
at the club tried to get it,
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and you said no?
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Huh!
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Like you ever be cool
with me saying yes.
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Maybe you don't know me
as well as you think.
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Oh, okay.
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Say we did bring in a, a third.
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What kind of guy?
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A top.
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Oh.
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So you wanna bottom?
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I want to watch.
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Oh!
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Aww!
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Can you believe we're
actually doin' this?
266
00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,725
I know.
267
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:27,061
One of the things that scared
me the most about being gay
268
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:31,190
was the idea of missin'
out on being a dad.
269
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,567
Well?
270
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,403
You'll always be
my daddy.
271
00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:39,073
Very...funny...
272
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,950
- Oh yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
273
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,494
- That's how you feel?
- Mm-hmm!
274
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,206
You 'bout to get it!
275
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:52,169
♪It's incredible ♪
276
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,338
♪Call it magical ♪
277
00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:59,760
♪How you make me feel alive ♪
278
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,595
♪Ah, ah ♪
279
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:05,599
♪I get infatuation ♪
280
00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:06,600
♪I'm so captivated ♪
281
00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:12,732
♪Like a snow in July ♪
282
00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:15,109
♪Ah, ah ♪
283
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,902
Stop, stop, stop it.
284
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,529
If you move, it's over.
285
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,114
I have to.
286
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,923
So...that's it?
287
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,010
Two years of having
your wicked way with me
288
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:44,472
and you're just gonna walk away?
289
00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:47,892
Well, you could just
hop in my suitcase.
290
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:52,480
And relocate all
the way to Toronto?
291
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,231
No thanks.
292
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,159
Well, I guess that's it, then.
293
00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:12,792
Is there something
else you wanted to say?
294
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:21,217
Have a safe flight.
295
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:46,033
Olivia, where do you think
you're goin' dressed like that?
296
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,409
Uh, where do you think?
297
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:49,537
Girl, back to your room
to untie that shirt,
298
00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:51,247
roll down that skirt,
299
00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,665
and wipe that makeup off,
Miss Spears.
300
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,042
Who?
301
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,919
- Honey, hurry up.
- We don't wanna be late.
302
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,547
You just want me to look ugly.
303
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,340
I want you to look
like a young lady.
304
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:05,511
This is what young ladies
look like under the age of 60.
305
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,473
In your room or
the phone gets it.
306
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,141
- That's not fair!
- Gimme back my phone!
307
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,142
I have rights!
308
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,519
Not in my house, you don't!
309
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,020
This is a dictatorship!
310
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,316
Olivia Jade Kirby Iverson,
311
00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:22,570
if you break that, so help me--
312
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,031
Oh, so you tryin' me?
313
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:30,411
I'm too old to be chasing you
around this block like this!
314
00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:32,079
Thank god you're here!
315
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,664
He's being completely
unreasonable!
316
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,040
He won't give me back my phone
317
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,584
all because I don't wanna
be told how to dress
318
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,752
by a frumpy old drag queen!
319
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,337
Olivia, calm down!
320
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:41,922
- Go wait in the truck.
- I'll be there in a minute.
321
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,257
You always take his side.
322
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,717
Go wait in the truck!
323
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,722
Mm-hmm.
324
00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:51,265
And you better make sure
them clothes are straight
325
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,641
before you get to school!
326
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:55,269
When did our sweet little girl
327
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,605
become such a screaming demon?
328
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,148
She's just at that age.
329
00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:02,151
- The age to get choked out?
- That age?
330
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:03,819
Trey, if you give
her back this phone,
331
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,279
you are undercutting
my authority.
332
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,197
She's gotta have a phone, Alex!
333
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,574
What are we gonna do
if she goes missing?
334
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,242
Dance a jig of glee?
335
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,872
♪Mm, mm, mm, no ma'am ♪
336
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,999
♪I hope your heart
is strong enough ♪
337
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,876
♪It's about to skip a beat ♪
338
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,294
Lord Jesus, give me strength
339
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,129
not to bust this
girl upside her head!
340
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:23,547
♪Before it gets
too hard to breathe ♪
341
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:24,798
♪I'm about to shake things up ♪
342
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,133
Watch your step.
343
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,969
Keep 'em close, keep 'em
close, keep 'em close.
344
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,930
Wade, what is this?
345
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,556
What did you do?
346
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:33,974
Just a little somethin'
to commemorate your new role
347
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,560
as a stay-at-home mom.
348
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,437
Oh...wow...
349
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,773
Yeah.
350
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:42,441
We need something safe
and reliable for the twins.
351
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,777
And all reports said
this is one of the safest.
352
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,322
Thanks.
353
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:54,495
I love you, baby.
354
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:55,871
I love you too.
355
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,417
Ah! Almost forgot.
356
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,813
♪You broke, silly hoe ♪
357
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,773
♪I'm poking now 'cause
I got money to blow ♪
358
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,025
Why would your thievin' ass take
money out of my college fund?
359
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,151
Ooh!
360
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:27,152
Little girl, watch your mouth!
361
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:29,029
I'm still your momma!
362
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,073
♪Droppin' kids off, and I ain't
talkin' 'bout no custody ♪
363
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,866
♪Yeah, I got
a rich nigga build ♪
364
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:35,202
♪Send a grand to my man,
get a bitch nigga killed ♪
365
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,745
♪'Cause I don't do no talkin' ♪
366
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,163
♪And these Lous are
made for walkin' ♪
367
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,331
♪Have your nigga
spend the night ♪
368
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,165
♪Sit on this rich nigga grill ♪
369
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,835
♪I see these hoes hatin',
they got every right ♪
370
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:44,628
♪'Cause a nigga stay dead
almost every night ♪
371
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,172
♪Always ♪
372
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,883
♪Now the price has increased,
almost every bite ♪
373
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:52,302
♪I got thick 'cause I'm rich
and a bitch been eatin' ♪
374
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,555
♪I got thick 'cause I'm rich
and a bitch been eatin' ♪
375
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:56,890
♪I got thick 'cause I'm rich
and a bitch been eatin' ♪
376
00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:59,518
♪I got thick 'cause I'm rich
and a bitch been eatin' ♪
377
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,229
♪I got thick 'cause I'm rich
I got thick 'cause I'm rich ♪
378
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,147
I used
the emergency key.
379
00:17:04,147 --> 00:17:05,482
Okay.
380
00:17:05,523 --> 00:17:07,151
My dads are emotionally
abusive assholes
381
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,569
who do not respect
my boundaries.
382
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:12,364
Can I stay with
you and Uncle Wade?
383
00:17:13,156 --> 00:17:15,367
Noah, I wanna know
what the hell is goin' on!
384
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:18,203
Alex, Trey, Olivia
doesn't want to be
385
00:17:18,244 --> 00:17:21,415
in an emotionally unsafe space
386
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,916
at this point in her
developmental journey.
387
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,587
Oh, I'll show her
emotionally unsafe!
388
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:29,173
Olivia, I know you're behind
and you're listenin' to me!
389
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,216
Why don't you give her
a few days to cool off?
390
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:32,551
You know how kids are.
391
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,094
Yeah, we do!
392
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,930
Unlike you, Miss Johnny
Come Lately to parenthood!
393
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,892
Alex, Olivia also feels that...
394
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:46,190
...your drag queen lifestyle...
395
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,775
is detrimental to
her psychological
396
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:50,736
and emotional progress
as a young trans woman.
397
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,115
'Cause you know what?
398
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,034
I will choke her 'til
her ass go out of style!
399
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,036
Olivia, uh, we'll
pick this up later.
400
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:01,663
Maybe we're lookin'
at this the wrong way.
401
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:02,998
You've been sayin'
we need a break.
402
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,375
I said I wanna
break Olivia's neck!
403
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,710
But hear me out.
404
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,588
Hear me out.
405
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,965
Olivia at Noah and Wade's
means no rude-ass teenager
406
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,967
turnin' her nose
up at your food.
407
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:16,678
You can be loud as you want.
408
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,598
As I recall,
you're the loud one.
409
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:22,726
You are--when I hit that spot.
410
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:26,688
The boy's really talented.
411
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,816
But I don't think he can keep
his head in the game long enough
412
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,151
- to finish an album.
- He's been in jail twice.
413
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:33,487
He's on probation now
for grand theft auto.
414
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,572
- Ugh!
- And he's barely 19.
415
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:36,740
Of course,
the head of the label
416
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:38,617
can't wait to market him
to the white kids
417
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,661
as "authentically hood."
418
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,329
Uncle Noah, can I be excused?
419
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:45,290
You barely touched your plate.
420
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,501
I can't eat this chicken.
421
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,920
- It's free range.
- But it's not organic.
422
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,797
We'll go to the farmer's
market tomorrow after school
423
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,925
and I'll show you
how to shop responsibly.
424
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,065
She need her ass whooped.
425
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:13,861
I'm just sayin'.
426
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:16,113
Hope our kids aren't that
weird when they hit that age.
427
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,823
Our goddaughter's not weird.
428
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:21,118
She's just...principled.
429
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,169
Wade...
430
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,379
- another gift.
- You shouldn't have!
431
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,630
I didn't.
432
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:53,025
This has got to be a hoax.
433
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,736
- No, it's the real deal.
- I talked to my manager.
434
00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:58,572
- Wow, bitch.
- This is amazing!
435
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,991
She wants you to
tell her uncle's story?
436
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,534
It's not an offer.
437
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,244
She wants me to develop a pitch.
438
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:06,413
Bitch, how do you know
the queen?
439
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,749
More importantly,
how does the queen know you?
440
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:11,084
She's a fan of the show.
441
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:13,128
She watches We Are the Dead ?
442
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,255
Yes, she's
one of our many fans.
443
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:18,133
- Girl, you done made it!
- Everybody know the uncle story.
444
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,844
When she talked about him
in that acceptance speech,
445
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,596
it wasn't a dry eye
in the house.
446
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,389
And in telling his story,
447
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:26,808
you get to highlight the
generation of Black gay men
448
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:28,560
we lost to the AIDS epidemic.
449
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:32,397
But you're not
gonna do it.
450
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:33,565
What?
451
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:34,900
I can't do it!
452
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,944
- Ugh.
- I can't!
453
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:38,987
I have two babies on the way,
454
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:41,448
and I promised Wade.
455
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:45,410
Even just writing the pitch
would be a ton of work!
456
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,454
Never mind the actual show.
457
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:52,876
I wish, I wish this was
the right time, but it's not!
458
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:55,754
I have to tell her...no.
459
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,047
Say no to Queen Bey!
460
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,469
Here's
your pie, Mr. Kirby.
461
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,638
Oh, thanks, dear.
462
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,098
You're welcome, boss.
463
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,643
Lord, make me pure.
464
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:11,603
But not yet.
465
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:16,316
♪The time is now ♪
466
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,662
Damn! I shoulda been a chef,
467
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:31,540
'cause I love tossin' salad.
468
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:33,292
Turn your ass over.
469
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,002
Oh, okay!
470
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:36,128
Okay.
471
00:21:36,169 --> 00:21:38,338
Oh, oh, oh...
472
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:55,397
Yeah...
473
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:09,745
Eddie!
474
00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:13,999
That was hot, right?
475
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,334
Just what you wanted.
476
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:18,837
What you think?
477
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:20,547
I think you're a slut.
478
00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:39,232
Hey you, sweet niece.
479
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:40,734
Come here, baby,
come here.
480
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:44,029
Uh, can you open--
481
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,073
open them curtains
a little bit for me?
482
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:49,743
Divas always got
to find their light.
483
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,203
So this is her uncle?
484
00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:52,287
Mm-hmm.
485
00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:57,459
Now you remember, baby...
486
00:22:57,501 --> 00:23:01,880
until your last breath, you...
487
00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:04,341
you are alive.
488
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:09,596
And while you're alive,
you've got to live.
489
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:12,182
And live what?
490
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,893
Fabulously.
491
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:19,189
Oh, see, baby,
that's our magic.
492
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:22,943
That's what we were born with.
493
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:27,781
And that's what we will
take to our graves and beyond.
494
00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:32,411
I love you so much, baby.
495
00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:34,287
Me too.
496
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:38,625
They're just like
you and me, Uncle Noah.
497
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:43,755
Olivia, you should probably
get ready for school.
498
00:23:50,011 --> 00:23:51,930
You look nice.
499
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,181
Thank you.
500
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:58,019
I'm thinking about
scaling back at work.
501
00:23:58,061 --> 00:23:59,271
Wade, I know
what you're doing--
502
00:23:59,312 --> 00:24:01,022
I'm gonna talk to my boss today.
503
00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:05,277
You know you're taking
this job, right?
504
00:24:09,197 --> 00:24:10,991
♪I know she can't get off me ♪
505
00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:12,826
♪I and it's
hard to go to sleep ♪
506
00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:14,411
♪I've been workin', I
gotta make ends meet ♪
507
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:15,996
♪When I look in the
mirror, it's different ♪
508
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:19,833
I told you no guns
in the studio!
509
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:24,171
- Wade! Two-Tone.
- How's it goin'?
510
00:24:24,212 --> 00:24:27,007
- Great!
- Totally back on track.
511
00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:28,967
- I mean, here, take a listen.
- Run that.
512
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:30,343
♪Oh ♪
513
00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:33,680
♪I know that I am a star ♪
514
00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:37,184
♪Baby, ♪
515
00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:38,810
♪They know I'ma show out ♪
516
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:40,979
We have been very impressed with
517
00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:43,440
how you've been
handling Two-Tone.
518
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:44,691
He's been
telling me a lot about
519
00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:46,860
how much he enjoys
working with you.
520
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:49,863
- Oh, cool!
- In light of which,
521
00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:53,200
I am putting you
in charge of his project.
522
00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:54,618
I, um...
523
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:58,872
I know it is a lot
more responsibility.
524
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:03,168
Shine in this position,
and that VP spot is yours.
525
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,213
Two-Tone!
526
00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:08,089
Keep
up the good work.
527
00:25:08,131 --> 00:25:10,425
Ha ha, sho' thing,
boss!
528
00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:12,010
Yeah.
529
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:20,227
- All right.
- Gimme my piece back.
530
00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:21,853
No can do.
531
00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:24,731
Oh man, so you live over
there with them white folks.
532
00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:26,900
You ain't from where I'm from.
533
00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:28,735
I need it for my protection.
534
00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:30,195
On God.
535
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:37,536
I never saw it.
536
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,043
Just play the track.
537
00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:47,879
♪I know she can't get off me ♪
538
00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:49,714
♪I and it's
hard to go to sleep ♪
539
00:25:49,756 --> 00:25:51,758
♪I've been workin', I
gotta make ends meet ♪
540
00:25:51,758 --> 00:25:53,093
Baby, I swear, I went in there
541
00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:55,262
with every intention
of reducing my role,
542
00:25:55,303 --> 00:25:56,388
but got blindsided.
543
00:25:56,429 --> 00:25:57,764
Maybe you deserve it!
544
00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:59,099
Of course he deserves it.
545
00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:00,267
Olivia!
546
00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:01,893
Dinner's almost ready!
547
00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:02,894
- Okay!
- Hey!
548
00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:04,312
You deserve your dream job.
549
00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:06,189
I support you
following your passion
550
00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:08,275
the way you support
me following mine.
551
00:26:08,316 --> 00:26:10,443
That's what we do, Papi.
552
00:26:10,485 --> 00:26:11,987
Eww!
553
00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:14,114
Please don't make the
pregnant lady throw up!
554
00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:15,532
How can I accept this promotion
555
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,951
when we already don't have
enough hours in the day?
556
00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,452
And the babies
aren't even here yet.
557
00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:21,037
You might just have
to bite the bullet
558
00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:22,831
and do something you
said you wasn't gonna do.
559
00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:24,416
- Make you keep the babies?
- Oh hell, nah.
560
00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:25,834
Don't even play
with me like that.
561
00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:27,586
You gonna do what every
hardworkin' parent does
562
00:26:27,627 --> 00:26:30,463
when they get their
dream job--get a nanny.
563
00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:34,259
Always let the baby cry it out.
564
00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:37,637
Parents must grasp
the need to be tough.
565
00:26:37,637 --> 00:26:40,307
And I hope you're not one of
those timeout type of parents,
566
00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:43,768
'cause honey, ooh, timeout in my
world, honey, is knock you out.
567
00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:45,478
Wow.
568
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,606
Kids, they're born with
everything they need, you know?
569
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,482
I mean, if they
wanna be in diapers
570
00:26:49,524 --> 00:26:51,234
or breastfeed 'til
they're six...
571
00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:52,569
No one's
gonna be breastfeeding.
572
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,112
It's, it's, uh, it's just us.
573
00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:56,406
Oh, I
might just lactate naturally.
574
00:26:56,448 --> 00:27:00,201
Wow! Two handsome daddies!
575
00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:04,247
That is great, because moms
are usually such bitches!
576
00:27:06,082 --> 00:27:08,543
Okay, Melissa!
577
00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:10,962
I don't run every time
a child sniffles, honey.
578
00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:12,422
Don't let them fool you.
579
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:14,132
They may not be able
to hold their head up,
580
00:27:14,174 --> 00:27:15,508
but they know what
they're doin'.
581
00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:16,843
What would you say
is your technique?
582
00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:19,596
My little nanny secret!
583
00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:23,433
I have this breast simulator
that simulates breastfeeding!
584
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:24,768
Put 'em right to sleep!
585
00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:28,980
Wow...go back to sleep...
586
00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:31,941
Wearin' all kinds of
tight clothes and--no!
587
00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:33,443
We're not doin' that,
you know what I'm saying?
588
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,362
I see you two are
very fashionable.
589
00:27:35,403 --> 00:27:37,822
Are you gonna be dressing
your sons like that?
590
00:27:38,823 --> 00:27:39,949
References.
591
00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:41,868
Uh, do you have any references?
592
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:44,162
References, um...
593
00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:45,330
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
594
00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:47,499
You got a piece of paper?
595
00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,209
I can give you a number.
Actually, here, write this down.
596
00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:50,543
No, this is all right.
597
00:27:50,543 --> 00:27:54,547
Um, 555, uh, 626...2.
598
00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:55,548
Oh, so you're not really--
599
00:27:55,590 --> 00:27:57,384
You're not a...
600
00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:59,052
That's my auntie.
601
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:08,937
Thank you so much
for coming in.
602
00:28:08,978 --> 00:28:10,689
Um...
603
00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:11,523
Tomorrow?
604
00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:13,024
We'll, we'll call you.
605
00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:14,567
All right! Good for y'all.
606
00:28:19,322 --> 00:28:22,826
So you don't think Melissa?
607
00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:24,411
No, I do not.
608
00:28:24,452 --> 00:28:26,162
There's just enough
left of your bisexuality
609
00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:29,874
to make that prospect
uncomfortable.
610
00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:32,043
We should've done
this months ago!
611
00:28:32,085 --> 00:28:34,546
All the sane nannies are booked.
612
00:28:34,587 --> 00:28:36,881
Maybe we can do this ourselves.
613
00:28:36,923 --> 00:28:38,883
Looks like we don't
have a choice.
614
00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:47,308
The agency.
615
00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:49,853
"Newly back on the market,
top ranked..."
616
00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:52,564
"Looking for a gay
couple to work with."
617
00:28:52,605 --> 00:28:54,941
Is that cute or creepy?
618
00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:56,860
Better than overt homophobia.
619
00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:58,278
"Highly sought after.
620
00:28:58,319 --> 00:28:59,446
It's like you'll be..."
621
00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:01,156
"...auditioning for her."
622
00:29:07,036 --> 00:29:12,417
One question that I ask
all my prospective clients.
623
00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:15,837
Why do you want children
at this particular at time?
624
00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:19,799
I mean, is it ever a
good time for anyone?
625
00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:21,593
We are at a point where,
you know,
626
00:29:21,634 --> 00:29:23,845
it's all about new challenges!
627
00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:24,804
Noah?
628
00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:26,848
We got a lot to offer a kid.
629
00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:28,266
- Kids.
- Kids.
630
00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:29,267
Kids.
631
00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:30,560
We're having twin boys.
632
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,228
Them being boys,
does that matter to you?
633
00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:33,229
No!
634
00:29:33,229 --> 00:29:34,606
I mean, no.
635
00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:36,483
No, no, but, but, but,
636
00:29:36,524 --> 00:29:39,944
as Black men, we
understand the perils
637
00:29:39,986 --> 00:29:41,362
facing Black boys.
638
00:29:41,404 --> 00:29:44,491
The challenges--
and joys, of course.
639
00:29:44,532 --> 00:29:46,576
We'd have been
every bit as happy with girls.
640
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:49,662
And you will both
be working full time?
641
00:29:49,704 --> 00:29:51,247
With some flexibility.
642
00:29:51,247 --> 00:29:53,124
We want to be home
as much as possible.
643
00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:54,709
And what will you
do when the babies
644
00:29:54,751 --> 00:29:56,836
wake up at 2 o'clock
in the morning?
645
00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:58,505
Make my way to the top
of the stairs
646
00:29:58,546 --> 00:30:00,089
and scream for the governess?
647
00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:05,428
You know, uh, Blanche?
648
00:30:05,428 --> 00:30:06,846
Golden Girls ?
649
00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:08,556
Yes.
650
00:30:10,725 --> 00:30:11,810
And your surrogate,
651
00:30:11,851 --> 00:30:13,603
is she a friend of
the family?
652
00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:15,772
Yes, Esther.
653
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:18,775
But we purchased the eggs
from an anonymous donor.
654
00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:21,528
Our embryos, her womb.
655
00:30:21,569 --> 00:30:23,029
Our cookies, her oven.
656
00:30:23,071 --> 00:30:28,368
We're very,
very lucky to have her.
657
00:30:28,368 --> 00:30:30,995
Esther is amazing.
658
00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:33,164
Where the hell
were y'all?
659
00:30:33,206 --> 00:30:34,541
Speak of the devil.
660
00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:35,875
I can't believe y'all
forgot about me again!
661
00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:37,669
Esther, this is Nana LaDonya.
662
00:30:37,710 --> 00:30:40,171
In Lamaze class, everybody
looking at pitiful ol' me
663
00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:42,048
'cause my two
oh-so-handsome babyfathers
664
00:30:42,048 --> 00:30:45,718
decided to not show up--again!
665
00:30:45,718 --> 00:30:48,263
And I keep askin' myself,
do y'all give a damn about me,
666
00:30:48,304 --> 00:30:50,515
or am I just some
unpaid incubator?
667
00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:53,059
And I can't even enjoy a
self-medicating glass of wine!?
668
00:30:56,771 --> 00:30:58,231
Oh.
669
00:30:58,273 --> 00:30:59,148
Oh, shit...
670
00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:00,441
I'm...
671
00:31:00,483 --> 00:31:02,277
I'm sorry,
I'm just tired and hot.
672
00:31:02,318 --> 00:31:03,903
- I'll clean this up, y'all.
- No, no, no!
673
00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:05,196
- Don't touch anything.
- I got it.
674
00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:09,576
Well, I think I have
everything I need.
675
00:31:09,617 --> 00:31:11,536
Thank you, gentlemen,
so much for your time.
676
00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:12,996
Are you sure?
677
00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:14,747
Nana, you must have
other questions, right?
678
00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:17,667
There's...gotta be more you
wanted to, uh, uh, talk to us...
679
00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:19,085
- about?
- Bye!
680
00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:23,089
Oops!
681
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:32,932
So where you goin'?
682
00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:36,769
Gonna hang with your friends?
683
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,816
Y'all gonna talk about me?
684
00:31:45,486 --> 00:31:49,741
Okay, I know made it
hard on you, but...
685
00:31:49,782 --> 00:31:51,784
but...you don't--you
don't have to leave.
686
00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:01,794
Why they just now
puttin' in the headstone?
687
00:32:01,836 --> 00:32:03,212
Shhh!
688
00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:04,631
It takes a year
for the grave to settle.
689
00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:05,506
Shhhhh!
690
00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:32,367
Ricky, we're in a graveyard.
691
00:32:37,872 --> 00:32:40,124
I'm sorry.
692
00:32:46,714 --> 00:32:48,841
He did not deserve this.
693
00:32:48,841 --> 00:32:51,844
We did not deserve this!
694
00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:55,932
How, how, how, how--
how does anybody move on?
695
00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:02,939
♪Oh, oh, oh, oh,
now can't you see ♪
696
00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:07,276
It's been a year and it feels
like it happened yesterday!
697
00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:11,864
♪So just let me go ♪
698
00:33:11,906 --> 00:33:14,701
♪'Cause I can't let go ♪
699
00:33:14,742 --> 00:33:17,662
♪'Til you let me go ♪
700
00:33:28,589 --> 00:33:33,344
You should've seen him, Wade,
it was just...heartbreaking.
701
00:33:34,929 --> 00:33:37,306
I don't think he's processing it
as well as he's pretending to.
702
00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:39,183
I can't imagine what
he's going through right now.
703
00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:41,853
If I ever lost you...
704
00:33:41,894 --> 00:33:44,022
I don't know what I'd do.
705
00:33:44,063 --> 00:33:46,024
Me neither.
706
00:33:49,235 --> 00:33:51,029
"Congratulations.
707
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,740
You've reached the
final selection stage."
708
00:33:53,781 --> 00:33:55,992
Of what? American Idol ?
709
00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:12,550
"You have one week.
710
00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:13,842
Good luck."
711
00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,887
It's from the nanny.
712
00:34:28,608 --> 00:34:29,775
Oh!
713
00:34:39,452 --> 00:34:43,581
"Baby's head needs to be held
up just like a real infant!
714
00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:45,708
"The baby's computer
keeps track of all the times
715
00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:48,085
you don't provide
proper support for the head."
716
00:34:48,127 --> 00:34:49,920
Does it say how to
stop the crying?
717
00:34:49,962 --> 00:34:51,922
"The baby cries when
it needs attention,
718
00:34:51,964 --> 00:34:53,507
and it has several
different cries."
719
00:34:53,507 --> 00:34:54,675
I don't care how
many cries it has.
720
00:34:54,717 --> 00:34:56,260
I just want to stop it.
721
00:34:57,553 --> 00:34:59,639
Hey, Siri, how do I
stop a baby crying?
722
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,100
A baby can sometimes
be calmed by rocking gently.
723
00:35:02,141 --> 00:35:03,601
I've done that.
724
00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:05,144
By offering a
pacifier or soother.
725
00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:06,646
I've done that.
726
00:35:06,687 --> 00:35:08,564
By singing,
talking softly,
727
00:35:08,564 --> 00:35:10,108
or taking a walk
with a stroller.
728
00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:12,068
I've done all that.
729
00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:14,403
You can't put it
back in there!
730
00:35:14,403 --> 00:35:15,446
It's gonna suffocate!
731
00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:16,823
They're dolls, Wade.
732
00:35:16,864 --> 00:35:18,449
"A Reality Baby is
not a toy or a doll
733
00:35:18,491 --> 00:35:19,992
"and should not
be treated as one.
734
00:35:20,034 --> 00:35:22,829
It is a lifelike experience
of caring for a newborn."
735
00:35:22,870 --> 00:35:24,997
They are dolls!
736
00:35:25,039 --> 00:35:26,457
No, they're our ticket
to getting the nanny
737
00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:28,292
that we desperately need.
738
00:35:28,334 --> 00:35:30,753
If we can't handle 20 minutes
with a couple of Wet Betsys,
739
00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:33,840
how are we going to
manage real babies?
740
00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:35,341
There, there, there.
741
00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:37,969
There, there, Kobe, LeBron.
742
00:35:38,010 --> 00:35:40,388
Daddy's got you now.
743
00:35:40,429 --> 00:35:42,849
You are not giving
those things names.
744
00:35:42,890 --> 00:35:45,434
Shh, they'll hear you!
745
00:35:45,476 --> 00:35:49,272
♪Hush, little baby,
don't you cry ♪
746
00:35:49,313 --> 00:35:52,358
♪Daddy's gonna
sing you a lullaby ♪
747
00:35:57,905 --> 00:36:00,908
You are kidding me.
748
00:36:00,950 --> 00:36:02,618
Wanna hold one?
749
00:36:20,094 --> 00:36:22,013
Just like that?
750
00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:27,310
We're gonna be daddies.
751
00:36:39,947 --> 00:36:41,949
♪Woo-ooh-ooh ♪
752
00:36:46,162 --> 00:36:47,580
♪I've got something to say ♪
753
00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:49,874
♪Da, da-da, da, da, da ♪
754
00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:51,584
♪I've got something to say ♪
755
00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:53,502
♪Da, da-da, da, da, da ♪
756
00:36:53,502 --> 00:36:55,880
♪We all got something to say ♪
757
00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:57,715
♪Da, da-da, da, da, da ♪
758
00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:00,760
♪Everybody in the
world ♪
759
00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,096
♪I got something to say ♪
760
00:37:08,851 --> 00:37:11,312
♪Da, da-da, da, da, da ♪
761
00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:13,231
♪I got something to say ♪
762
00:37:14,148 --> 00:37:16,275
♪Ooh, ooh ♪
763
00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:23,032
Hey, baby, you
should be in the air by now.
764
00:37:23,032 --> 00:37:25,618
I'm already missing
you terribly.
765
00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:28,037
You realize we haven't been
apart longer than a day
766
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,747
since we met?
767
00:37:29,789 --> 00:37:31,832
I don't know how I'm gonna
get through these two weeks,
768
00:37:31,874 --> 00:37:33,626
but if you have to go
away for work again,
769
00:37:33,626 --> 00:37:35,711
I'm comin' with you.
770
00:37:35,711 --> 00:37:36,921
I love you, Chance.
771
00:37:39,006 --> 00:37:41,425
Somebody
ordered a slumber party?
772
00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:44,845
Open the door, bitch!
773
00:37:45,846 --> 00:37:48,641
Every time those damn dolls cry,
774
00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:50,476
I wanna throw them in the trunk
775
00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:52,561
and roll the car into a ravine!
776
00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:54,313
Trust me, that won't change.
777
00:37:54,313 --> 00:37:56,357
We've had them six days!
778
00:37:56,399 --> 00:37:57,775
And if they were alive,
I would've killed them
779
00:37:57,817 --> 00:37:59,235
seven times already!
780
00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:01,988
Wade treats them
like they're human.
781
00:38:02,029 --> 00:38:04,323
Isn't that the whole
point of the exercise?
782
00:38:04,365 --> 00:38:05,700
He's even given them names!
783
00:38:05,741 --> 00:38:07,535
LeBron and Kobe.
784
00:38:08,452 --> 00:38:10,997
Give me an entire break!
785
00:38:11,038 --> 00:38:12,540
Oh my goodness...
786
00:38:12,581 --> 00:38:13,958
I'm sorry, Chance.
787
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,626
Here I am bitchin' and
moanin' about my husband
788
00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:18,629
and the pregnancy
and my career, and you just...
789
00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:20,089
What? You can say it.
790
00:38:21,882 --> 00:38:24,218
You just laid the
headstone on Eddie's grave.
791
00:38:24,218 --> 00:38:26,053
It's fine.
792
00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:27,722
Eddie's dead.
793
00:38:27,763 --> 00:38:30,683
I'm not.
794
00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:32,852
I like hearin' about
your domestic drama.
795
00:38:32,893 --> 00:38:35,646
It is very reassuring
to be reminded
796
00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:37,565
that nobody's life is perfect.
797
00:38:37,565 --> 00:38:39,984
Even Beyoncé deal
with negative shit.
798
00:38:40,026 --> 00:38:42,403
I heard that!
799
00:38:43,904 --> 00:38:46,866
Ricky, have you
heard from Junito?
800
00:38:46,907 --> 00:38:48,492
Nothin' worth talking about.
801
00:38:48,534 --> 00:38:51,912
Is that why you're trolling
on that hookup app?
802
00:38:51,954 --> 00:38:54,332
Swank is an
exclusive dating app.
803
00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:55,833
Mm-hmm.
804
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:58,210
And I'm not trolling.
805
00:38:58,252 --> 00:38:59,211
You are.
806
00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:03,049
"Buff professor."
807
00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:08,679
You downloaded this
app on my phone?
808
00:39:08,721 --> 00:39:11,265
With my real age!
809
00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:13,768
That's my real age.
810
00:39:13,809 --> 00:39:17,772
"Buff professor with a high IQ
and an even higher--"
811
00:39:17,813 --> 00:39:19,648
"--stallion booty!"
812
00:39:20,399 --> 00:39:22,610
- Stallion booty?
- That is not funny!
813
00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:24,862
- That's not funny!
- I don't have a stallion booty.
814
00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:26,697
Oh, bitch, relax,
it's a compliment.
815
00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:28,532
Ugh! Over half the guys
on this app
816
00:39:28,574 --> 00:39:30,493
are in a relationship.
817
00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:32,286
When did polygamy
become the norm?
818
00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:33,371
Polyamory.
819
00:39:33,412 --> 00:39:35,164
- What did I say?
- Polygamy.
820
00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:37,041
Oh, girl,
hakuna matata, chill.
821
00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:38,459
To-may-to, to-mah-to.
822
00:39:39,335 --> 00:39:40,336
Ooh!
823
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:41,837
This one is hot!
824
00:39:41,879 --> 00:39:44,256
- Lil Nas Yeah!
- Yes!
825
00:39:44,298 --> 00:39:46,300
How old is that zygote?
826
00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:47,802
Twenty-nine.
827
00:39:47,843 --> 00:39:52,932
Oh, when did almost 30
start lookin' so young?
828
00:39:52,973 --> 00:39:55,101
The millennials love a daddy!
829
00:39:55,142 --> 00:39:56,560
So do I!
830
00:39:56,602 --> 00:39:57,937
In that case...
831
00:39:57,978 --> 00:39:59,063
Oh, damn!
832
00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:00,356
Is that Bill Cosby?
833
00:40:01,774 --> 00:40:03,401
Wait.
834
00:40:03,442 --> 00:40:05,069
He's younger than me.
835
00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:07,571
Oh, this is depressing!
836
00:40:07,613 --> 00:40:09,281
Ricky, why did you put
this mess on my phone?
837
00:40:09,323 --> 00:40:10,574
It's been a year.
838
00:40:10,616 --> 00:40:11,992
You can start dating now.
839
00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:19,625
Oh! This I approve of.
840
00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:21,460
Send him a message.
841
00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:22,920
Do people still say hi
842
00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:26,298
or just send dick pics
and butthole shots?
843
00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:28,634
Just ask him out.
844
00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:30,970
- On an actual date?
- Mm-hmm.
845
00:40:31,011 --> 00:40:32,430
To where?
846
00:40:32,471 --> 00:40:34,306
Bootnanny's.
847
00:40:34,306 --> 00:40:35,766
So you can watch.
848
00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:37,977
So we can rescue
you if it's a dud!
849
00:40:38,018 --> 00:40:38,811
And...
850
00:40:38,853 --> 00:40:41,439
so you can dance!
851
00:40:45,568 --> 00:40:48,821
♪Ooh, yeah, yeah ♪
852
00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:55,411
♪Fancy me ♪
853
00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:58,497
♪Thought I had my degree ♪
854
00:40:58,539 --> 00:41:00,499
♪In life ♪
855
00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:04,962
♪And how love oughta be run ♪
856
00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:10,926
♪I had a one-step
plan to prove it ♪
857
00:41:10,926 --> 00:41:13,804
♪Guide in my pocket for fools ♪
858
00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:16,807
♪Folly and fun ♪
859
00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:21,687
♪Love had to show
me one thing ♪
860
00:41:21,687 --> 00:41:24,148
♪I was so right ♪
861
00:41:24,190 --> 00:41:26,233
♪So right ♪
862
00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:28,986
♪Thought I could turn emotion ♪
863
00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:30,070
♪On and off ♪
864
00:41:30,112 --> 00:41:32,031
♪I was so sure ♪
865
00:41:32,072 --> 00:41:33,908
♪So sure ♪
866
00:41:33,949 --> 00:41:37,369
♪But love ♪
867
00:41:37,411 --> 00:41:40,164
♪Taught me ♪
868
00:41:40,206 --> 00:41:43,209
♪Who was, who was,
who was the boss ♪
869
00:41:46,086 --> 00:41:47,838
♪Ooh-hoo ♪
870
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:52,510
♪Hoo, hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo ♪
871
00:41:55,137 --> 00:41:56,388
Finally!
872
00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:57,890
I thought you'd
be home hours ago.
873
00:41:57,932 --> 00:41:59,266
When the real babies come,
874
00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:00,809
you can't just vanish
all night like that!
875
00:42:00,851 --> 00:42:02,144
We were worried about Chance!
876
00:42:02,144 --> 00:42:03,979
- Don't even.
- I can smell the prosecco.
877
00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:05,731
It's practically
oozing out of your pores.
878
00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:07,483
Olivia, let's go!
879
00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:08,984
Have a good day at school!
880
00:42:09,026 --> 00:42:11,028
Bye, Uncle Noah!
881
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,199
- Chance is fine, by the way.
- Thanks for asking.
882
00:42:15,241 --> 00:42:16,700
I'm late for work!
883
00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:22,039
Daddy's just a big-ol'
grump, isn't he?
884
00:42:24,416 --> 00:42:26,168
Isn't he?
885
00:42:32,258 --> 00:42:34,635
How do I know when they're full?
886
00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:36,762
When it starts
beeping, you can stop.
887
00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:42,268
And then I have to burp them?
888
00:42:42,268 --> 00:42:43,936
Yes, you have to burp them.
889
00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:45,980
It's all there in
the instructions.
890
00:42:50,484 --> 00:42:53,612
I really appreciate you
letting me stay, Uncle Noah.
891
00:42:53,654 --> 00:42:55,281
You don't know how bad
I needed this break
892
00:42:55,281 --> 00:42:57,241
from my crazy parents.
893
00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:00,953
And I really appreciate
your help with the babies.
894
00:43:00,953 --> 00:43:03,038
But I am way behind on my pitch,
895
00:43:03,038 --> 00:43:07,251
so if you could take Kobe and
LeBron to the other room?
896
00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:09,086
Okay, I got you.
897
00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:21,640
Noah?
898
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,475
Meet Two-Tone Celo.
899
00:43:23,475 --> 00:43:25,936
Celo...
900
00:43:25,978 --> 00:43:27,771
meet Noah, my husband.
901
00:43:29,857 --> 00:43:31,275
What's up, bruh?
902
00:43:34,987 --> 00:43:38,616
This is a nonsmoking house?
903
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,119
My bad!
904
00:43:42,161 --> 00:43:44,330
Hey, thanks for
letting me crash here.
905
00:43:44,371 --> 00:43:47,166
I appreciate it, you feel me?
906
00:43:47,207 --> 00:43:50,794
Y'all doin' me a
solid, for real.
907
00:43:50,836 --> 00:43:52,129
Oh, oh!
908
00:43:52,171 --> 00:43:53,797
Two-Tone Celo!
909
00:43:53,839 --> 00:43:55,215
Uncle Wade, you
weren't telling me
910
00:43:55,215 --> 00:43:57,593
you was workin'
with Two-Tone Celo!
911
00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:01,138
Hey, what's up, shawty?
912
00:44:01,138 --> 00:44:02,306
Oh my god!
913
00:44:02,348 --> 00:44:03,932
Hey...
914
00:44:03,974 --> 00:44:07,061
I was listenin' to Enlarged
Heart just this morning.
915
00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:14,693
- Oh my goodness!
- So many tattoos.
916
00:44:14,735 --> 00:44:15,819
Man,
I got so many...
917
00:44:15,861 --> 00:44:18,197
Wade, you can't save every kid.
918
00:44:18,238 --> 00:44:19,865
I don't have a choice.
919
00:44:19,865 --> 00:44:21,617
The label posted bond.
920
00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:24,203
I'm responsible for makin'
sure he stays out of trouble
921
00:44:24,203 --> 00:44:25,871
and gets to his court date.
922
00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:27,831
What was he arrested for?
923
00:44:27,873 --> 00:44:29,208
Probation violation.
924
00:44:29,249 --> 00:44:31,502
What kind of violation?
925
00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:34,171
A weapons charge?
926
00:44:35,589 --> 00:44:38,175
You want Bone
Thugs and Disharmony
927
00:44:38,175 --> 00:44:39,593
to stay in our house
928
00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:41,178
with our impressionable
goddaughter?
929
00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:42,888
- When is she going home?
- I don't know!
930
00:44:44,765 --> 00:44:46,141
So I got
this one to celebrate me
931
00:44:46,183 --> 00:44:48,727
gettin' outta jail last year.
932
00:44:48,769 --> 00:44:51,480
- So cool!
- Olivia!
933
00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:53,023
You can go get started
on your homework.
934
00:44:53,065 --> 00:44:54,608
- I don't have any--
- Get some!
935
00:44:54,650 --> 00:44:57,945
Ugh!
936
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,949
Okay, while you are here,
937
00:45:01,990 --> 00:45:03,951
you must obey the
rules of the house.
938
00:45:03,992 --> 00:45:06,286
Number one, stay away
from my goddaughter.
939
00:45:06,328 --> 00:45:08,288
Man, me and shawty
was just talking!
940
00:45:08,330 --> 00:45:09,540
Ain't no issue.
941
00:45:09,581 --> 00:45:11,083
The issue is Olivia is a minor
942
00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:12,626
and we don't trust
your thuggish ass--
943
00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:16,130
We just need this to work
'til the end of the week.
944
00:45:16,130 --> 00:45:17,840
I don't wanna see you
lose your freedom
945
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,050
- or your record deal.
- All right, all right!
946
00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:21,927
I got it!
947
00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:23,220
Damn!
948
00:45:23,887 --> 00:45:24,930
Bougie-ass.
949
00:45:26,098 --> 00:45:27,224
You forgot your shirt!
950
00:45:32,771 --> 00:45:34,606
You gotta watch that boy.
951
00:45:34,606 --> 00:45:36,775
If Olivia loses her
virginity in our house,
952
00:45:36,817 --> 00:45:39,236
our twins will be born orphans.
953
00:45:46,910 --> 00:45:48,328
Mmm...
954
00:45:48,370 --> 00:45:51,123
♪What's underneath the hood ♪
955
00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:53,834
Papa, what are you doing?
956
00:45:55,502 --> 00:45:57,171
You'll wake the babies.
957
00:45:57,212 --> 00:45:59,798
And the teenagers.
958
00:45:59,798 --> 00:46:01,383
Don't you have to go to work?
959
00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:03,635
♪Babe, I wanna know
I just gotta know ♪
960
00:46:03,677 --> 00:46:05,888
After I finish workin' this.
961
00:46:09,391 --> 00:46:12,102
♪Ooh ♪
962
00:46:13,103 --> 00:46:15,063
♪Make it loud tonight ♪
963
00:46:15,105 --> 00:46:18,859
- Yo, Wade!
- Can a brother get a towel?
964
00:46:18,901 --> 00:46:20,819
Uncle Noah,
are these eggs organic
965
00:46:20,861 --> 00:46:23,155
or just free range?
966
00:46:26,408 --> 00:46:27,910
Babe...
967
00:46:27,951 --> 00:46:29,787
I have meetings all day.
968
00:46:29,828 --> 00:46:32,498
Can you babysit
Two-Tone and the twins?
969
00:46:44,468 --> 00:46:46,386
How did you get so
good with babies?
970
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:50,349
I got a son.
971
00:46:50,390 --> 00:46:52,351
Four years old.
972
00:46:52,392 --> 00:46:54,645
Wade and the label don't know.
973
00:46:57,523 --> 00:46:59,650
Your grandmother
raised you, right?
974
00:46:59,691 --> 00:47:01,819
'Till I was 11.
975
00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:03,612
Then she turned me
over to central juvie.
976
00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:07,866
I ain't gonna lie--
I was bad as hell.
977
00:47:07,908 --> 00:47:10,118
Eleven years old,
stealin' cars and shit
978
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,329
and not comin' home.
979
00:47:12,329 --> 00:47:16,124
She was like, "I don't
know what to do with him.
980
00:47:16,166 --> 00:47:17,501
I don't want him to
die in the streets."
981
00:47:17,543 --> 00:47:19,044
So...
982
00:47:19,086 --> 00:47:20,754
How long were you in juvie?
983
00:47:20,796 --> 00:47:23,382
In and out about 27 times?
984
00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:27,302
Where were your parents?
985
00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:32,307
My mom died when I was two.
986
00:47:32,349 --> 00:47:34,059
I don't know my dad.
987
00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:39,565
How did she die, if
you don't mind me asking?
988
00:47:41,984 --> 00:47:43,694
She got killed.
989
00:47:47,155 --> 00:47:48,782
What do you
know about her?
990
00:47:50,659 --> 00:47:54,037
It's like folks always
say the same stuff.
991
00:47:54,079 --> 00:47:56,498
Like, y'all act alike.
992
00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:58,417
Y'all look alike.
993
00:47:58,458 --> 00:48:02,671
But...I'm never really
gonna know, you feel me?
994
00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:06,049
Me, I don't got no
videos, no nothin'.
995
00:48:07,134 --> 00:48:08,969
All I've got is pictures.
996
00:48:08,969 --> 00:48:10,804
That's it.
997
00:48:16,810 --> 00:48:18,437
Whew!
998
00:48:18,478 --> 00:48:20,981
I don't know about you...
999
00:48:21,023 --> 00:48:22,649
but I'm famished.
1000
00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:24,776
How about we go downstairs
and I'll make us some lunch?
1001
00:48:24,776 --> 00:48:26,278
How about we get
some Mickey D's?
1002
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:27,738
You got Mickey D's money?
1003
00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:31,575
No, I do not.
1004
00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:34,411
I will make you some
homemade chicken nuggets
1005
00:48:34,411 --> 00:48:36,330
that will change your life.
1006
00:48:36,330 --> 00:48:37,915
Say less.
1007
00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:49,551
This is your
girl, Lady Genevieve!
1008
00:48:49,551 --> 00:48:52,763
What's up, YouTube land,
Twitter land, Instagram land,
1009
00:48:52,804 --> 00:48:57,225
Snapchat, Grindr,
Scruff, BGC, Jack'd,
1010
00:48:57,225 --> 00:48:59,895
Facebook, Periscope,
and last, but not least,
1011
00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:02,814
every single one of
my bitches in color
1012
00:49:02,856 --> 00:49:04,900
from Club Bootnanny, honey!
1013
00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:08,362
And baby, the girls are about
to rock the house tonight!
1014
00:49:08,362 --> 00:49:10,614
So if you a
hatin'-ass bitch in here,
1015
00:49:10,656 --> 00:49:12,449
I suggest you hang it up!
1016
00:49:12,491 --> 00:49:13,617
♪Next caller ♪
1017
00:49:13,617 --> 00:49:15,369
♪There's a hater on the line ♪
1018
00:49:15,410 --> 00:49:17,913
♪Let me block this
bitch one more time ♪
1019
00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:20,165
♪You made another page,
bitch, that's fine ♪
1020
00:49:20,207 --> 00:49:21,917
♪'Cause I'ma block your
ass one more time ♪
1021
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,502
♪Next caller ♪
1022
00:49:23,543 --> 00:49:25,087
♪Bitch, you callin'
talkin' yo shit ♪
1023
00:49:25,128 --> 00:49:26,755
♪Like I'm gon really
listen to you ♪
1024
00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:28,507
♪You bitch, you
bitch, you bitch ♪
1025
00:49:28,548 --> 00:49:30,509
♪Get a word in, you wish
All that hatin' you do ♪
1026
00:49:30,550 --> 00:49:31,969
♪Bitch, you really
just need to quit ♪
1027
00:49:32,010 --> 00:49:33,387
♪'Cause you ain't
talkin' 'bout nothin' ♪
1028
00:49:33,428 --> 00:49:34,680
♪You lurkin'
stalkin' ass bitch ♪
1029
00:49:34,721 --> 00:49:35,764
♪That flexin'
for the gram ♪
1030
00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:37,182
♪Stop it, hoe, you needa quit ♪
1031
00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:38,642
♪All that typin'
that you doin' ♪
1032
00:49:38,684 --> 00:49:40,227
♪Like I'm gon' really
sit and read it ♪
1033
00:49:40,268 --> 00:49:42,104
♪Usin' up all my data,
fuckin' up all my minutes ♪
1034
00:49:42,145 --> 00:49:43,355
♪Some fucknigga
that neva hit it ♪
1035
00:49:43,397 --> 00:49:45,107
♪A bitch nigga I never see ♪
1036
00:49:45,148 --> 00:49:46,984
♪There is no reason
for you to be callin' me ♪
1037
00:49:47,025 --> 00:49:48,527
♪Swipe left at the
first sign of hate ♪
1038
00:49:48,568 --> 00:49:50,153
♪You get deleted
Bitch, you blocked ♪
1039
00:49:50,195 --> 00:49:51,613
♪your
friend in the beginnin' ♪
1040
00:49:51,655 --> 00:49:53,156
♪Ain't no stoppin' Motor Mouf ♪
1041
00:49:53,198 --> 00:49:54,700
♪You best believe it,
bitch, I'm winnin' ♪
1042
00:49:54,741 --> 00:49:56,076
♪Zero followings, bitch ♪
1043
00:49:56,118 --> 00:49:58,036
♪I don't follow
hoes, I lead 'em ♪
1044
00:49:58,078 --> 00:49:59,871
♪While you broke-ass bitches
be there hatin' on the queen ♪
1045
00:49:59,913 --> 00:50:02,374
♪All yo long-ass messages, I'm
sittin' too high to see 'em ♪
1046
00:50:02,416 --> 00:50:04,835
♪Next caller--oh, there's
a hater on the line ♪
1047
00:50:04,876 --> 00:50:06,795
♪Let me block this
bitch one more time ♪
1048
00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:08,505
♪You made another page,
bitch, that's fine ♪
1049
00:50:08,505 --> 00:50:10,298
♪'Cause I'ma block your
ass one more time ♪
1050
00:50:10,298 --> 00:50:11,341
♪Next caller ♪
1051
00:50:29,401 --> 00:50:30,569
Ooh!
1052
00:50:31,820 --> 00:50:33,572
Your terrible toddler
videos don't bother me.
1053
00:50:33,572 --> 00:50:35,574
That's why we're hiring a nanny.
1054
00:50:35,615 --> 00:50:37,534
What happened to never becoming
one of those Hollywood parents
1055
00:50:37,534 --> 00:50:39,911
who let other people
raise their kids?
1056
00:50:39,953 --> 00:50:42,539
Eddie and I both worked and
Kenya turned out wonderfully.
1057
00:50:42,581 --> 00:50:45,709
Top of her class at Julliard,
starring role in the West End.
1058
00:50:45,751 --> 00:50:47,294
"The absence of a
full-time parent
1059
00:50:47,335 --> 00:50:48,587
within the first few years
1060
00:50:48,628 --> 00:50:51,089
can lead to profound
psychological problems,"
1061
00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:53,300
so say the studies.
1062
00:50:53,341 --> 00:50:54,801
Stop working mom shaming.
1063
00:50:54,843 --> 00:50:55,927
Oh, yes!
1064
00:50:55,969 --> 00:50:57,596
- Bravo!
- Brava.
1065
00:50:58,972 --> 00:51:00,766
Noah, how's my baby girl doin'?
1066
00:51:00,807 --> 00:51:02,267
She drivin' you crazy yet?
1067
00:51:02,309 --> 00:51:05,062
She is great, a huge help.
1068
00:51:05,103 --> 00:51:06,271
Dying to come home, though.
1069
00:51:06,271 --> 00:51:07,522
You should pick her up tonight.
1070
00:51:07,564 --> 00:51:08,940
Actually, you think
you could watch her
1071
00:51:08,940 --> 00:51:11,359
for just a little while longer?
1072
00:51:11,359 --> 00:51:13,904
Trey and I are enjoying
this extended break.
1073
00:51:13,945 --> 00:51:15,947
So, how many
tattoos you have?
1074
00:51:15,989 --> 00:51:17,449
Man, I got
so many, I done lost--
1075
00:51:17,491 --> 00:51:19,076
You say Olivia's doin' good?
1076
00:51:19,117 --> 00:51:21,119
Well, explain this!
1077
00:51:21,161 --> 00:51:24,289
What do you think of
transphobic rappers?
1078
00:51:24,331 --> 00:51:26,750
Man, these rappers
be cappin' in public?
1079
00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:29,920
But they be slidin' in these
trans bitches DM's on the low.
1080
00:51:29,961 --> 00:51:32,339
Would you ever
date a trans girl?
1081
00:51:32,380 --> 00:51:33,632
Maybe I already have.
1082
00:51:33,632 --> 00:51:35,175
Who knows?
1083
00:51:35,217 --> 00:51:36,343
I've got a body count.
1084
00:51:37,219 --> 00:51:38,637
Yeah. Excuse me.
1085
00:51:41,681 --> 00:51:43,517
- Hey, baby.
- No need to hurry back.
1086
00:51:43,558 --> 00:51:45,352
I've got everything
under control.
1087
00:51:45,393 --> 00:51:47,813
If by "under control"
you mean our goddaughter
1088
00:51:47,854 --> 00:51:49,815
rolling blunts with a
gangbanger on her TikTok Live,
1089
00:51:49,856 --> 00:51:52,609
then yeah, mission accomplished!
1090
00:51:55,362 --> 00:51:56,738
It's handled.
1091
00:52:01,368 --> 00:52:03,078
♪In the coupe, I'm
switchin' lanes, lanes ♪
1092
00:52:03,078 --> 00:52:04,913
♪I stop personal
planes, planes ♪
1093
00:52:08,834 --> 00:52:10,252
So this is Two-Tone "Cee-lo"?
1094
00:52:10,252 --> 00:52:12,003
"Ceh-lo"
1095
00:52:12,003 --> 00:52:13,130
Do you understand?
1096
00:52:13,171 --> 00:52:14,422
Do you understand
what he's sayin'?
1097
00:52:14,464 --> 00:52:16,633
- Not a word.
- And what's with that name?
1098
00:52:16,633 --> 00:52:20,512
Celo is short for Marcello,
his "guvmint" name.
1099
00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:21,805
He's just a kid, really.
1100
00:52:21,847 --> 00:52:24,683
A kid out on bail
on a gun charge.
1101
00:52:24,683 --> 00:52:26,101
What?
1102
00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:27,853
That little thug's
stayin' at your house
1103
00:52:27,894 --> 00:52:29,437
with my baby Olivia?
1104
00:52:29,479 --> 00:52:31,648
Alex, it's fine.
1105
00:52:31,690 --> 00:52:33,692
- We're on top of it.
- They're never alone together.
1106
00:52:33,733 --> 00:52:36,194
Except when they're
doing weed tutorials on TikTok.
1107
00:52:39,489 --> 00:52:40,866
Oh!
1108
00:52:42,075 --> 00:52:43,118
I got the baby!
1109
00:52:44,244 --> 00:52:45,495
Bitch, you're crazy!
1110
00:52:45,537 --> 00:52:47,581
What's wrong with you, Ricky?
1111
00:52:47,622 --> 00:52:50,375
That's why you don't
carry babies on your lap.
1112
00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:54,588
Where are you--
1113
00:52:58,884 --> 00:53:00,886
Do you think he knows that guy?
1114
00:53:00,886 --> 00:53:02,554
I think he's about to.
1115
00:53:02,596 --> 00:53:03,972
Uh...
1116
00:53:06,558 --> 00:53:08,310
Your uncle
Ricky's a slut.
1117
00:53:08,351 --> 00:53:09,686
Yes, he is.
1118
00:53:09,728 --> 00:53:11,188
A big old slut!
1119
00:53:12,522 --> 00:53:14,357
Child, how many vaccines
are we gonna have to get?
1120
00:53:14,357 --> 00:53:16,818
COVID shot, booster
shot, monkeypox?
1121
00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:19,362
The end of times
is here for sho'!
1122
00:53:20,238 --> 00:53:23,325
Alex Iverson Kirby?
1123
00:53:23,325 --> 00:53:24,492
Please?
1124
00:53:24,534 --> 00:53:25,493
- Thank you, thank you.
- Boy...
1125
00:53:26,745 --> 00:53:28,330
Being free of Olivia
seems to have put
1126
00:53:28,371 --> 00:53:30,582
the minerals back
in that marriage.
1127
00:53:37,589 --> 00:53:40,592
Chance N. Counter?
1128
00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:42,928
Your name is
Chance N. Counter?
1129
00:53:42,969 --> 00:53:45,931
My middle name is Nigel.
1130
00:53:45,931 --> 00:53:47,599
All these years,
and I didn't know your name
1131
00:53:47,641 --> 00:53:49,893
was Chance Encounter?
1132
00:53:52,812 --> 00:53:54,898
Hey, uh, give me one of those.
1133
00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:56,983
His name is LeBron,
not "one of those."
1134
00:53:57,025 --> 00:53:58,902
Hey, little LeBron!
1135
00:53:58,944 --> 00:54:00,779
Daddy's little angel!
1136
00:54:00,779 --> 00:54:02,072
Come on! Come on!
1137
00:54:02,113 --> 00:54:03,531
- Where are you--
- Come on!
1138
00:54:03,573 --> 00:54:05,116
Where does it--
1139
00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:09,454
I knew Junito movin' to
Toronto threw him for a loop,
1140
00:54:09,496 --> 00:54:12,374
but Ricky hasn't acted like that
since he was in his twenties!
1141
00:54:14,209 --> 00:54:15,919
He's going through
something.
1142
00:54:18,421 --> 00:54:21,633
- Good grief!
- Is Ricky pimping your baby?
1143
00:54:21,633 --> 00:54:23,468
This is getting out of hand.
1144
00:54:23,510 --> 00:54:25,762
Ricky!-
1145
00:54:25,804 --> 00:54:27,764
- I am so sorry.
- Time for Lebron's nap.
1146
00:54:27,764 --> 00:54:29,224
Ow! Ow, ow!
1147
00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:30,600
No-ah!
1148
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:31,768
He's a stupid doll--
1149
00:54:31,810 --> 00:54:33,895
He is not a stupid doll!
1150
00:54:33,937 --> 00:54:36,606
It's your audition to
be the twins' godfather.
1151
00:54:36,648 --> 00:54:38,316
Who said I want to be
anybody's godfather?
1152
00:54:38,358 --> 00:54:40,610
- You did!
- At the baby shower!
1153
00:54:40,652 --> 00:54:42,404
Well, it was a
stupid thing to say.
1154
00:54:42,445 --> 00:54:43,863
I might not even
be around anyway.
1155
00:54:43,905 --> 00:54:45,198
What are you--
1156
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:47,325
What are you talking about?
1157
00:54:49,661 --> 00:54:51,621
I have cancer.
1158
00:55:03,216 --> 00:55:05,135
So it's either
remove a testicle
1159
00:55:05,176 --> 00:55:07,178
or go through radiotherapy.
1160
00:55:07,220 --> 00:55:09,514
Radiotherapy should
shrink the tumor
1161
00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:12,267
and keep the cancer
from spreading.
1162
00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:16,938
With luck, I shouldn't have
to have surgery at all.
1163
00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:18,648
What did the doctor advise?
1164
00:55:21,359 --> 00:55:23,153
Surgery.
1165
00:55:23,194 --> 00:55:25,822
Then shouldn't you do that?
1166
00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:28,366
- I'm quite fond of my balls.
- They've served me well.
1167
00:55:28,408 --> 00:55:30,201
I'd like to keep both of them.
1168
00:55:30,243 --> 00:55:32,162
But if the doctor's saying that
surgery's your best option--
1169
00:55:32,203 --> 00:55:33,371
I don't want to
have surgery, Noah,
1170
00:55:33,371 --> 00:55:35,040
so please don't
do your usual thing
1171
00:55:35,081 --> 00:55:37,751
of trying to convince me
to do what you think is best.
1172
00:55:39,502 --> 00:55:41,588
I just need you to
support my decision,
1173
00:55:41,629 --> 00:55:45,133
- and if you can't do that--
- Okay, okay.
1174
00:55:45,175 --> 00:55:46,509
I got you.
1175
00:55:48,887 --> 00:55:51,389
Then don't tell the others.
1176
00:55:53,099 --> 00:55:55,685
But they're your family.
1177
00:55:55,727 --> 00:55:57,896
Alex will make it
all about him and...
1178
00:55:57,937 --> 00:56:01,900
Chance is barely
holding it together.
1179
00:56:01,941 --> 00:56:04,527
It wouldn't be fair for me
to dump all my shit on him.
1180
00:56:08,031 --> 00:56:09,491
Promise, Noah.
1181
00:56:10,283 --> 00:56:13,203
- I promise.
- Not even Wade.
1182
00:56:13,244 --> 00:56:14,412
Not even my hus--
1183
00:56:15,997 --> 00:56:17,624
Okay, fine.
1184
00:56:17,665 --> 00:56:19,042
Not even Wade.
1185
00:56:30,553 --> 00:56:32,097
♪Uh, uh, uh ♪
1186
00:56:32,097 --> 00:56:34,766
♪Uh, uh, uh-uh, uh ♪
1187
00:56:39,729 --> 00:56:41,189
Hey!
1188
00:56:41,231 --> 00:56:43,775
Everything's just about
ready for Nana LaDonya.
1189
00:56:43,817 --> 00:56:45,110
I'm gonna put the
babies in those cute
1190
00:56:45,151 --> 00:56:46,569
Laker onesies you got them.
1191
00:56:46,611 --> 00:56:48,905
Oh! What if she's not a fan?
1192
00:56:48,947 --> 00:56:50,573
Better go with the bunnies.
1193
00:56:50,615 --> 00:56:52,992
- What's wrong?
- Where's Two-Tone?
1194
00:56:53,034 --> 00:56:55,870
- In jail.
- What happened?
1195
00:56:55,912 --> 00:56:57,414
- Doesn't matter.
- He took off,
1196
00:56:57,455 --> 00:56:59,124
then I get a call
he's back in jail.
1197
00:56:59,165 --> 00:57:01,292
Stupid kid blew it.
1198
00:57:01,334 --> 00:57:03,002
But you're going
down there, right?
1199
00:57:03,044 --> 00:57:04,963
- You've still got time.
- What's the point?
1200
00:57:04,963 --> 00:57:09,134
- Nothin' I can do.
- But you could try.
1201
00:57:09,134 --> 00:57:10,885
Don't act like you care now.
1202
00:57:10,927 --> 00:57:12,220
You got what you wanted.
1203
00:57:12,220 --> 00:57:14,431
Thug's out your house!
1204
00:57:14,472 --> 00:57:16,224
It's just like you said.
1205
00:57:16,266 --> 00:57:18,143
Not every kid can be saved.
1206
00:57:18,184 --> 00:57:19,644
I'm going to take a shower.
1207
00:57:19,686 --> 00:57:21,688
Ooh...
1208
00:57:29,070 --> 00:57:30,405
Thanks.
1209
00:57:33,825 --> 00:57:35,493
Hi, I'm here for Two-Tone--
1210
00:57:35,535 --> 00:57:37,745
um, Marcello Murphy?
1211
00:57:48,047 --> 00:57:50,592
Sir, I told you,
there's nothing I can do.
1212
00:57:50,633 --> 00:57:52,177
You're the arresting officer.
1213
00:57:52,218 --> 00:57:54,095
- If you amend the report--
- Whoa!
1214
00:57:54,137 --> 00:57:57,974
The LAPD does not amend reports.
1215
00:57:58,016 --> 00:57:59,684
I mean, the kid got a rap sheet
a mile long.
1216
00:57:59,726 --> 00:58:00,810
Exactly!
1217
00:58:00,852 --> 00:58:02,687
He's just a kid!
1218
00:58:02,729 --> 00:58:04,731
He's had every strike against
him since the day he was born.
1219
00:58:04,772 --> 00:58:07,150
Now he's finally got a shot.
1220
00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:10,737
Listen, I know he messed up.
1221
00:58:10,778 --> 00:58:12,530
But can't you give
the kid a break?
1222
00:58:30,298 --> 00:58:33,051
Is that an autographed
We Are the Dead t-shirt?
1223
00:58:35,595 --> 00:58:37,305
Yeah...
1224
00:58:37,347 --> 00:58:39,224
Are you a fan?
1225
00:58:41,017 --> 00:58:42,685
Ooh!
1226
00:58:42,727 --> 00:58:44,812
Am I fan?
1227
00:58:44,854 --> 00:58:46,856
Yeah!
1228
00:59:00,453 --> 00:59:02,247
Where Wade at?
1229
00:59:02,288 --> 00:59:04,290
At home, where I should be,
1230
00:59:04,290 --> 00:59:06,668
instead of here
dealin' with your ass.
1231
00:59:06,709 --> 00:59:08,628
What happened?
1232
00:59:08,670 --> 00:59:10,171
Got jammed up.
1233
00:59:10,213 --> 00:59:11,464
What did you do?
1234
00:59:13,007 --> 00:59:14,384
This about your son?
1235
00:59:16,094 --> 00:59:18,179
His mom ain't doin' so good.
1236
00:59:18,179 --> 00:59:20,181
Got a call from
the neighbor and...
1237
00:59:20,223 --> 00:59:21,975
You know, I ain't supposed
to be over there.
1238
00:59:22,016 --> 00:59:24,727
Had to go see about him.
1239
00:59:24,769 --> 00:59:26,396
- Is he okay?
- Yeah.
1240
00:59:26,437 --> 00:59:28,523
I called my auntie
to come get him.
1241
00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:29,941
But I got jammed up.
1242
00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:31,776
Why?
1243
00:59:31,818 --> 00:59:34,445
Last time we got into it 'cause
she left him alone for two days.
1244
00:59:34,487 --> 00:59:36,406
She claimed abuse and
she got a restraining order.
1245
00:59:39,158 --> 00:59:42,203
My whole life, I ain't
never had nobody.
1246
00:59:42,245 --> 00:59:45,081
I just want my son to know
it's at least one person
1247
00:59:45,123 --> 00:59:46,791
that's always gonna be there.
1248
00:59:52,088 --> 00:59:54,924
Okay. Let's go.
1249
00:59:57,594 --> 00:59:58,469
Hey, what happened
to your shirt?
1250
00:59:58,511 --> 00:59:59,971
Shut up!
1251
01:00:05,310 --> 01:00:07,478
I was a little
skeptical at first.
1252
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:09,397
I mean, the whole
thing seemed silly.
1253
01:00:09,439 --> 01:00:11,482
But the more we got into it,
1254
01:00:11,524 --> 01:00:13,401
the more real that it felt.
1255
01:00:13,443 --> 01:00:16,112
Overall, I would
say that it made us
1256
01:00:16,112 --> 01:00:19,115
much more prepared
for the real thing.
1257
01:00:19,115 --> 01:00:22,493
What was the most
surprising aspect?
1258
01:00:22,493 --> 01:00:24,954
That you really
don't get a break.
1259
01:00:24,996 --> 01:00:27,248
I mean, babies aren't like pets.
1260
01:00:27,290 --> 01:00:29,292
They need attention
all the time.
1261
01:00:29,334 --> 01:00:32,003
And I knew that, but
I didn't know that.
1262
01:00:32,045 --> 01:00:33,630
You know?
1263
01:00:35,173 --> 01:00:39,260
Hi, I am so sorry I'm late!
1264
01:00:39,302 --> 01:00:44,349
Had a little family emergency.
1265
01:00:44,390 --> 01:00:45,892
Hope you can forgive me.
1266
01:00:45,892 --> 01:00:47,518
And I'm sure you're wondering--
1267
01:00:47,518 --> 01:00:50,188
The only thing I'm wondering,
Mr. Nicholson-Robinson,
1268
01:00:50,188 --> 01:00:55,193
- is where are the babies?
- Oh, the--
1269
01:00:55,193 --> 01:00:57,612
- Hey, yo, Noah!
- That back tire a little flat.
1270
01:00:57,654 --> 01:00:59,364
That's what the light
on the dash mean...
1271
01:01:00,948 --> 01:01:05,995
Nana, this is Marcello,
Wade's...work client.
1272
01:01:09,165 --> 01:01:12,377
Well, I think I have
everything I need.
1273
01:01:12,418 --> 01:01:14,337
I'll be taking the babies now.
1274
01:01:18,216 --> 01:01:20,718
Oh, watch the head,
watch the head.
1275
01:01:25,723 --> 01:01:28,726
The agency will be in touch
after evaluating the data
1276
01:01:28,768 --> 01:01:30,728
from the Reality Babies
1277
01:01:30,770 --> 01:01:34,190
and evaluating our
exit interview.
1278
01:01:34,774 --> 01:01:36,067
I get it.
1279
01:01:36,109 --> 01:01:37,527
We're a mess.
1280
01:01:37,527 --> 01:01:39,737
But we are trying
to be good at this.
1281
01:01:39,737 --> 01:01:41,197
We're not shopping
for a super nanny
1282
01:01:41,239 --> 01:01:43,199
who will do everything for us.
1283
01:01:43,241 --> 01:01:44,701
We're hoping for someone
who will teach us
1284
01:01:44,742 --> 01:01:47,036
not to need her.
1285
01:01:47,078 --> 01:01:50,039
And we're willing to do whatever
it takes to convince you.
1286
01:01:50,081 --> 01:01:53,000
Name it. Whatever it takes.
1287
01:02:16,774 --> 01:02:20,278
- Babe, guess what?
- Your tulips bloomed!
1288
01:02:20,319 --> 01:02:21,738
I'm not even gonna shower.
1289
01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:25,116
I know how you
like me all sweaty.
1290
01:02:27,452 --> 01:02:30,747
Look at what you're
missin'--my pecan pancakes.
1291
01:02:32,999 --> 01:02:35,293
You know, when I think of cakes,
1292
01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:37,170
your chocolate booty
comes to mind.
1293
01:02:38,379 --> 01:02:40,798
I got something to show you
when you get home.
1294
01:02:42,383 --> 01:02:45,511
Make no mistake, Professor,
you are the love of my life
1295
01:02:45,511 --> 01:02:47,638
and the little life we have.
1296
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:49,307
Now hurry home.
1297
01:02:49,348 --> 01:02:51,976
Your needy lover is awaiting.
1298
01:03:05,990 --> 01:03:11,120
♪Every shadow in
this bar is of you ♪
1299
01:03:19,170 --> 01:03:21,631
When you first suggested this,
I thought you were crazy,
1300
01:03:21,631 --> 01:03:23,591
but I'm lovin' it!
1301
01:03:23,591 --> 01:03:25,676
Shit, folks sleep on
this country tea dance,
1302
01:03:25,676 --> 01:03:27,261
but it's really fun, right?
1303
01:03:27,303 --> 01:03:28,888
Yeah!
1304
01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:46,155
♪In the twilight
glow, I see you ♪
1305
01:03:48,366 --> 01:03:49,575
♪Blue eyes crying... ♪
1306
01:03:49,617 --> 01:03:51,828
I'm, I'm sorry.
1307
01:03:51,869 --> 01:03:54,497
♪In the rain ♪
1308
01:03:56,582 --> 01:04:00,753
♪When we kiss goodbye... ♪
1309
01:04:02,630 --> 01:04:04,757
Chance?
1310
01:04:04,799 --> 01:04:06,175
- You okay?
- What's wrong?
1311
01:04:08,261 --> 01:04:11,764
That song...
1312
01:04:11,806 --> 01:04:13,474
That Olivia Newton-John song
1313
01:04:13,516 --> 01:04:16,060
was my late husband
Eddie's favorite.
1314
01:04:18,604 --> 01:04:20,982
I am not ready to date.
1315
01:04:21,023 --> 01:04:23,317
My friends mean
well, but I just--
1316
01:04:23,359 --> 01:04:24,735
No one knows what it's like?
1317
01:04:25,778 --> 01:04:27,238
I think I have an idea.
1318
01:04:32,994 --> 01:04:34,537
Dwayne.
1319
01:04:34,579 --> 01:04:37,915
I miss him every day.
1320
01:04:37,957 --> 01:04:41,043
What do you miss most about him?
1321
01:04:41,085 --> 01:04:42,712
The way he looked at me.
1322
01:04:47,049 --> 01:04:50,219
I miss being the light
of someone's eyes.
1323
01:04:52,972 --> 01:04:55,600
That is not easy to find.
1324
01:04:55,641 --> 01:04:56,642
Yeah.
1325
01:04:57,685 --> 01:04:58,769
It gets easier.
1326
01:05:01,022 --> 01:05:02,481
A little.
1327
01:05:04,358 --> 01:05:06,611
How did Eddie die?
1328
01:05:06,652 --> 01:05:08,863
A pulmonary embolism.
1329
01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:13,618
He collapsed at work and
he was gone just like that.
1330
01:05:13,618 --> 01:05:15,661
At least I know
he didn't suffer.
1331
01:05:15,661 --> 01:05:20,124
But, if you don't mind, I would
like to hear more about Dwayne.
1332
01:05:21,542 --> 01:05:23,085
Sure.
1333
01:05:23,127 --> 01:05:24,712
We met in grad school.
1334
01:05:24,754 --> 01:05:29,467
Uh, at this, like,
Janet Jackson costume party.
1335
01:05:29,508 --> 01:05:32,219
You know, I came as, like
Rhythm Nation Janet, you know?
1336
01:05:32,219 --> 01:05:33,095
Yeah.
1337
01:05:42,688 --> 01:05:44,982
Promise you won't be mad.
1338
01:05:54,867 --> 01:05:56,285
Aren't you gonna
invite me in?
1339
01:06:15,471 --> 01:06:18,015
- I'm so scared.
- I know.
1340
01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:25,648
There are new
protocols all the time.
1341
01:06:25,648 --> 01:06:28,651
But ultimately, it's up to you
which treatment you choose.
1342
01:06:30,736 --> 01:06:33,030
But whatever you do...
1343
01:06:33,072 --> 01:06:34,699
you're not gonna go
through it alone.
1344
01:06:36,075 --> 01:06:37,535
Except in the end, I do.
1345
01:06:37,535 --> 01:06:39,578
No, I'll be right by your side.
1346
01:06:41,163 --> 01:06:43,416
Especially if you take me up
on my offer to come to Toronto.
1347
01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:45,918
I'm telling you,
our hospital has
1348
01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:48,838
one of the best testicular
cancer experts in the world.
1349
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:51,173
I'll think about it.
1350
01:06:54,260 --> 01:06:55,720
I will.
1351
01:07:23,247 --> 01:07:29,378
♪In the twilight
glow, I see you ♪
1352
01:07:31,505 --> 01:07:37,344
♪Blue eyes crying in the rain ♪
1353
01:07:39,722 --> 01:07:45,561
♪When we kissed
goodbye and parted ♪
1354
01:07:47,730 --> 01:07:49,607
♪I knew we'd never meet again ♪
1355
01:07:49,648 --> 01:07:50,900
Eddie.
1356
01:07:55,279 --> 01:07:57,239
May I have his dance?
1357
01:07:57,281 --> 01:08:02,620
♪Love is like a dyin' ember ♪
1358
01:08:03,996 --> 01:08:10,586
♪And only memories remain ♪
1359
01:08:11,921 --> 01:08:18,219
♪And through the
ages, I'll remember ♪
1360
01:08:19,886 --> 01:08:21,846
♪Blue eyes crying
in the rain ♪
1361
01:08:21,889 --> 01:08:23,224
Eddie...
1362
01:08:26,977 --> 01:08:31,023
Eddie, I am
trying to move on.
1363
01:08:31,023 --> 01:08:32,566
I really am.
1364
01:08:34,401 --> 01:08:40,241
But I need you to give
me a sign, anything...
1365
01:08:40,282 --> 01:08:42,910
just so I know it's okay.
1366
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:48,499
♪Blue eyes crying in the rain ♪
1367
01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:52,002
It's okay, Chance.
1368
01:08:52,044 --> 01:08:53,462
It's okay.
1369
01:08:53,504 --> 01:08:58,509
♪Some day when we
meet up yonder ♪
1370
01:09:00,803 --> 01:09:01,804
♪We'll... ♪
1371
01:09:26,078 --> 01:09:28,247
♪Mm ♪
1372
01:09:28,288 --> 01:09:29,497
♪Ooh ♪
1373
01:09:29,540 --> 01:09:31,292
Ooh, baby!
1374
01:09:31,332 --> 01:09:32,835
Stuntin' on 'em like that?
1375
01:09:32,877 --> 01:09:34,211
You know how we do.
1376
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:35,754
Heard anything from--
1377
01:09:36,921 --> 01:09:39,216
Don't jinx it by
speaking her name.
1378
01:09:39,258 --> 01:09:42,011
I turned in my pitch
and I let it go.
1379
01:09:42,051 --> 01:09:43,679
It was a long shot at best.
1380
01:09:43,679 --> 01:09:45,514
She's probably considering
a bunch of writers.
1381
01:09:45,555 --> 01:09:47,474
I'm just happy to
have been asked.
1382
01:09:47,515 --> 01:09:49,143
Cheers, baby.
1383
01:09:49,185 --> 01:09:51,145
Hey yo, can I get some of that?
1384
01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:52,020
Sure!
1385
01:09:52,062 --> 01:09:53,606
As soon as you turn 21.
1386
01:09:53,647 --> 01:09:55,149
And why aren't you dressed?
1387
01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:56,400
This is what I wear to the club.
1388
01:09:56,442 --> 01:09:58,027
- No, not this club.
- Go put on a shirt.
1389
01:09:58,068 --> 01:10:01,572
My ink is my shirt, man!
1390
01:10:01,614 --> 01:10:02,573
Go!
1391
01:10:02,615 --> 01:10:03,532
You stay trippin'!
1392
01:10:03,574 --> 01:10:04,867
Mm-hmm!
1393
01:10:04,909 --> 01:10:06,577
Be outside.
1394
01:10:08,245 --> 01:10:12,750
♪You find a good thing just
the way that I found mine ♪
1395
01:10:12,791 --> 01:10:14,835
♪What is this good?
I just can't keep it to myself ♪
1396
01:10:14,877 --> 01:10:15,628
Kids.
1397
01:10:20,883 --> 01:10:24,386
Is that what you're wearing to
Bootnanny's 10-year annivesary?
1398
01:10:24,428 --> 01:10:26,972
I told you I'm not going.
1399
01:10:28,307 --> 01:10:29,934
But it's to celebrate
your father.
1400
01:10:29,975 --> 01:10:31,101
My father?
1401
01:10:31,143 --> 01:10:32,311
The man who thinks
"misgendering"
1402
01:10:32,311 --> 01:10:33,938
is some sort of
trans beauty pageant?
1403
01:10:33,979 --> 01:10:36,398
It's not funny, Uncle Noah.
1404
01:10:39,318 --> 01:10:40,903
You're a lot like him.
1405
01:10:40,945 --> 01:10:43,113
You know that.
1406
01:10:43,113 --> 01:10:45,491
Where do you think
you got your courage
1407
01:10:45,532 --> 01:10:48,911
to stand in your truth
at such a young age?
1408
01:11:00,673 --> 01:11:02,007
Let me hit that.
1409
01:11:05,469 --> 01:11:07,429
Hey, um...
1410
01:11:07,429 --> 01:11:09,431
appreciate you sending out
your dude to get me out.
1411
01:11:10,349 --> 01:11:12,393
My husband.
1412
01:11:12,434 --> 01:11:14,103
- And I didn't send him.
- He went on his own.
1413
01:11:14,144 --> 01:11:15,562
- If it was up to me--
- I get it.
1414
01:11:15,604 --> 01:11:17,481
It ain't personal.
1415
01:11:17,523 --> 01:11:19,316
I'm just yo' artist.
1416
01:11:19,358 --> 01:11:20,859
You just my A&R.
1417
01:11:24,071 --> 01:11:26,073
We'll see about
getting you a lawyer.
1418
01:11:26,115 --> 01:11:27,992
Take care of this
whole custody thing.
1419
01:11:32,538 --> 01:11:34,456
Appreciate it, man.
1420
01:11:53,225 --> 01:11:54,977
♪Though I wanna ♪
1421
01:11:55,019 --> 01:11:57,187
♪Run away ♪
1422
01:11:57,229 --> 01:11:59,189
♪Things just happen ♪
1423
01:11:59,189 --> 01:12:01,358
♪Seasons change ♪
1424
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:02,735
♪Time is ticking ♪
1425
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:05,362
That's okay.
1426
01:12:05,404 --> 01:12:06,822
Thank you, girl.
1427
01:12:06,864 --> 01:12:08,365
Somebody here to see you, girl.
1428
01:12:11,827 --> 01:12:13,537
Hey.
1429
01:12:13,579 --> 01:12:16,040
Hey. Come in.
1430
01:12:16,081 --> 01:12:17,041
Ladies, let's give
them a minute.
1431
01:12:19,710 --> 01:12:20,878
Let's give them a minute.
1432
01:12:24,048 --> 01:12:25,507
Have a seat.
1433
01:12:29,887 --> 01:12:31,347
Put it in.
1434
01:12:32,556 --> 01:12:35,017
Rub it across your
cheeks ever so lightly.
1435
01:12:35,726 --> 01:12:37,186
Brush it up.
1436
01:12:37,227 --> 01:12:38,562
That's it.
1437
01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:45,027
I remember, growing up, there
was no talk about nothin' gay.
1438
01:12:45,069 --> 01:12:48,572
They didn't even have the
"T" in the LGBT back then.
1439
01:12:48,614 --> 01:12:51,533
But I remember them talkin'
about this guy named Bootnanny.
1440
01:12:51,575 --> 01:12:54,286
He used to prance
around in women's heels
1441
01:12:54,328 --> 01:12:56,747
and carry a purse
and twirl a baton.
1442
01:12:56,789 --> 01:13:01,377
And he didn't give two hoots
about what anyone thought.
1443
01:13:01,418 --> 01:13:03,295
Even if they called him
all kind of punks and sissy
1444
01:13:03,337 --> 01:13:05,756
and everything but
a child of God,
1445
01:13:05,756 --> 01:13:08,759
there was always
a air of respect
1446
01:13:08,801 --> 01:13:11,095
when they spoke his name.
1447
01:13:11,136 --> 01:13:13,055
And if anybody came
for Bootnanny,
1448
01:13:13,097 --> 01:13:14,807
oh baby, he would
let them have it.
1449
01:13:15,974 --> 01:13:18,102
I never met him.
1450
01:13:18,143 --> 01:13:20,604
But just knowin'
someone like him existed
1451
01:13:20,646 --> 01:13:23,565
in a place like Hattiesburg
1452
01:13:23,607 --> 01:13:25,776
inspired me to be myself
1453
01:13:25,776 --> 01:13:27,486
and not care what
anyone thought.
1454
01:13:29,905 --> 01:13:35,119
So, I call the
place Bootnanny's
1455
01:13:35,119 --> 01:13:37,704
to honor all the
Bootnannys out there
1456
01:13:37,746 --> 01:13:42,251
who made it possible for me
and for you to be ourselves.
1457
01:13:46,463 --> 01:13:47,965
You know what would be cute?
1458
01:13:48,006 --> 01:13:49,758
Like, a little
updo or something.
1459
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:51,218
Ooh!
1460
01:13:52,511 --> 01:13:56,348
♪But really knows ♪
1461
01:13:56,390 --> 01:14:00,811
♪That you devise what a child ♪
1462
01:14:00,811 --> 01:14:03,981
♪Gets for free ♪
1463
01:14:03,981 --> 01:14:09,653
♪Can loving be that way
once for me? ♪
1464
01:14:11,530 --> 01:14:15,492
♪Come on and hold me tight ♪
1465
01:14:15,534 --> 01:14:19,746
♪Don't turn off the light ♪
1466
01:14:19,746 --> 01:14:22,749
♪Just let your
words embrace me ♪
1467
01:14:22,791 --> 01:14:26,128
♪Like a father's loving arms ♪
1468
01:14:26,170 --> 01:14:29,965
♪Protect me from the night ♪
1469
01:14:29,965 --> 01:14:34,261
♪It will be all right ♪
1470
01:14:34,303 --> 01:14:40,017
♪Tonight I'm just
a little girl ♪
1471
01:14:43,979 --> 01:14:48,358
♪Come on and hold me tight ♪
1472
01:14:48,358 --> 01:14:52,070
♪Don't turn off the light ♪
1473
01:14:52,112 --> 01:14:55,365
♪Just let your
words embrace me ♪
1474
01:14:55,365 --> 01:14:59,036
♪Like a father's loving arms ♪
1475
01:14:59,077 --> 01:15:02,164
♪Protect me from the night ♪
1476
01:15:02,206 --> 01:15:06,126
♪It will be all right ♪
1477
01:15:06,126 --> 01:15:11,632
♪'Cause tonight I'm
just a little girl ♪
1478
01:15:11,673 --> 01:15:13,842
♪Ooh, come on and ♪
1479
01:15:13,842 --> 01:15:16,512
♪Hold me tight ♪
1480
01:15:16,553 --> 01:15:19,515
♪Don't turn off the light ♪
1481
01:15:19,556 --> 01:15:23,644
♪Whoa, just let your
words embrace me ♪
1482
01:15:23,685 --> 01:15:27,189
♪Like a father's loving arms ♪
1483
01:15:27,231 --> 01:15:30,359
♪Protect me from the night ♪
1484
01:15:30,359 --> 01:15:33,737
♪It will be all right ♪
1485
01:15:33,737 --> 01:15:36,865
♪Oh, tonight ♪
1486
01:15:36,907 --> 01:15:41,995
♪I am just your little ♪
1487
01:15:42,037 --> 01:15:46,542
♪Girl ♪
1488
01:16:03,350 --> 01:16:05,561
♪I've got this feeling ♪
1489
01:16:05,602 --> 01:16:07,396
♪And I can't sh,
sh, shake it off ♪
1490
01:16:07,437 --> 01:16:09,648
♪Whenever he's near me ♪
1491
01:16:09,690 --> 01:16:11,525
♪I get these chills
all in my bones ♪
1492
01:16:11,525 --> 01:16:15,737
♪But tonight, tonight,
tonight, tonight ♪
1493
01:16:15,779 --> 01:16:18,156
♪He belongs to the city ♪
1494
01:16:18,198 --> 01:16:19,908
♪Yes he does,
oh, yes he does ♪
1495
01:16:19,950 --> 01:16:21,785
♪I've got this feeling ♪
1496
01:16:21,827 --> 01:16:23,662
♪And I can't sh,
sh, shake it off ♪
1497
01:16:23,704 --> 01:16:25,872
♪Whenever it's near me ♪
1498
01:16:25,914 --> 01:16:27,833
♪I get these chills
all in my bones ♪
1499
01:16:27,833 --> 01:16:31,044
♪But tonight, tonight ♪
1500
01:16:31,086 --> 01:16:32,796
Oh, oh, oh, can we
have two of those?
1501
01:16:32,838 --> 01:16:34,214
Ah, here you go, sexy.
1502
01:16:34,256 --> 01:16:36,091
Oh! Thank you!
1503
01:16:38,051 --> 01:16:39,928
You know,
once the twins get here,
1504
01:16:39,970 --> 01:16:44,099
it's officially the end
of fun, so, bottom's up?
1505
01:16:44,141 --> 01:16:45,809
Bottom's up.
1506
01:16:45,851 --> 01:16:48,937
♪I feel someone behind me,
hands around my waist ♪
1507
01:16:48,979 --> 01:16:52,441
♪Turn myself around, it's
lookin' right in my face ♪
1508
01:16:52,441 --> 01:16:54,610
♪I got this feeling ♪
1509
01:16:54,651 --> 01:16:56,570
♪And I can't sh,
sh, shake it off ♪
1510
01:16:56,570 --> 01:16:58,488
♪Whenever he's near me ♪
1511
01:16:58,488 --> 01:17:00,866
♪I get these chills
all in my bones ♪
1512
01:17:00,907 --> 01:17:04,620
♪But tonight, tonight,
tonight, tonight ♪
1513
01:17:04,661 --> 01:17:05,954
♪He belongs to the city ♪
1514
01:17:08,248 --> 01:17:10,667
Well...
1515
01:17:10,709 --> 01:17:12,544
Thank you for telling me.
1516
01:17:12,586 --> 01:17:14,588
We're here for you, Ricky.
1517
01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:16,173
I know it doesn't
solve anything,
1518
01:17:16,173 --> 01:17:18,467
but we are always here for you.
1519
01:17:22,596 --> 01:17:24,181
Mwah, mwah, mwah!
1520
01:17:25,474 --> 01:17:26,683
Ah.
1521
01:17:27,726 --> 01:17:28,810
What?
1522
01:17:28,852 --> 01:17:30,020
Is there something else?
1523
01:17:31,772 --> 01:17:33,398
Can you tell Alex?
1524
01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:34,650
Tell him...
1525
01:17:36,985 --> 01:17:38,445
I know he's just
gonna hoop and holler
1526
01:17:38,487 --> 01:17:41,531
like some kind of holy
ghost-filled church lady.
1527
01:17:41,573 --> 01:17:43,033
I really can't take that.
1528
01:17:43,075 --> 01:17:44,368
Sure.
1529
01:17:44,409 --> 01:17:46,328
I'll tell Alex.
1530
01:17:50,916 --> 01:17:53,210
You okay?
1531
01:17:53,251 --> 01:17:54,544
I need to go to the bathroom.
1532
01:17:54,544 --> 01:17:56,213
These babies tap-dancin'
on my bladder.
1533
01:17:56,254 --> 01:17:58,507
Oh my goodness, Esther...
1534
01:17:58,548 --> 01:18:00,133
- You okay?
- Uh-huh.
1535
01:18:00,133 --> 01:18:01,343
All right.
1536
01:18:02,052 --> 01:18:03,303
Okay, babe.
1537
01:18:03,345 --> 01:18:06,682
♪I can make you
I can make you ♪
1538
01:18:06,682 --> 01:18:10,352
♪Get you all on tonight ♪
1539
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:15,691
♪I can bring it
I can ♪
1540
01:18:15,732 --> 01:18:19,861
♪Oh, I can make you
I can make you ♪
1541
01:18:19,903 --> 01:18:21,905
Your husband tells me you're
about to become daddies.
1542
01:18:25,117 --> 01:18:27,452
There's nothing I like more
than I a couple of hot daddies.
1543
01:18:27,494 --> 01:18:28,662
♪You know how I do ♪
1544
01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:32,374
♪Do ♪
1545
01:18:52,936 --> 01:18:56,022
♪Ooh, ooh ♪
1546
01:18:56,064 --> 01:18:57,899
Esther!
1547
01:18:57,899 --> 01:18:59,609
My water broke!
1548
01:19:00,944 --> 01:19:01,987
Woo!
1549
01:19:02,028 --> 01:19:03,780
Woo!
1550
01:19:03,822 --> 01:19:05,699
- Woo!
- Relax. Relax.
1551
01:19:05,741 --> 01:19:07,284
The ambulance is on its way!
1552
01:19:07,325 --> 01:19:08,535
No time! No time!
1553
01:19:08,577 --> 01:19:10,328
The first baby's
already crowning.
1554
01:19:10,370 --> 01:19:11,538
It's almost time to push.
1555
01:19:11,580 --> 01:19:13,915
- Push, girl!
- Push like Salt N Pepa!
1556
01:19:13,957 --> 01:19:15,625
Alex, not helping!
1557
01:19:17,419 --> 01:19:19,087
Crowning! Crowning!
1558
01:19:20,922 --> 01:19:22,382
There you go!
1559
01:19:25,552 --> 01:19:27,220
It's a boy!
1560
01:19:32,309 --> 01:19:34,436
And it begins before they've
even taken their first breath.
1561
01:19:34,478 --> 01:19:37,147
The baby will tell
you its gender.
1562
01:19:37,189 --> 01:19:39,566
Girl, a healthy
baby is what counts!
1563
01:19:39,608 --> 01:19:41,860
- You're a total pro!
- Where's number two?
1564
01:19:41,860 --> 01:19:43,653
This ain't a damn rummage sale!
Wait!
1565
01:19:43,695 --> 01:19:44,946
Okay, here we go, Esther.
1566
01:19:44,988 --> 01:19:46,823
Remember, don't tense up.
1567
01:19:46,823 --> 01:19:48,200
Okay?
1568
01:19:49,367 --> 01:19:50,327
Crowning!
1569
01:19:50,368 --> 01:19:51,953
Crowning!
1570
01:19:51,953 --> 01:19:53,830
You can do it, Esther!
1571
01:19:55,499 --> 01:19:57,167
- Here we go!
- It's another boy!
1572
01:20:08,678 --> 01:20:11,014
- Yay!
- Woo-hoo!
1573
01:20:11,056 --> 01:20:12,724
Whew, thank god
that's done.
1574
01:20:14,726 --> 01:20:16,019
Wait, hold on.
1575
01:20:16,061 --> 01:20:17,771
There's something else in there.
1576
01:20:17,771 --> 01:20:19,481
What you mean somethin' else?
1577
01:20:19,481 --> 01:20:21,691
Oh, am I shittin' on myself?
1578
01:20:21,733 --> 01:20:23,360
Oh my gosh!
1579
01:20:23,401 --> 01:20:24,736
There's another baby in there!
1580
01:20:24,736 --> 01:20:26,154
- Another what?
- Excuse me?
1581
01:20:26,154 --> 01:20:27,405
You never said anything
about a third baby!
1582
01:20:27,447 --> 01:20:29,199
- I didn't know!
- Well, you should have!
1583
01:20:29,199 --> 01:20:31,493
- The doctor said there was two!
- I had no reason to doubt it!
1584
01:20:31,535 --> 01:20:33,662
It was inside you
the whole time!
1585
01:20:37,582 --> 01:20:39,042
It's a girl!
1586
01:20:41,086 --> 01:20:42,504
Holy shit, triplets!?
1587
01:20:45,423 --> 01:20:47,217
Goddamn,
that's an ugly-ass baby!
1588
01:20:47,217 --> 01:20:48,218
What's wrong with it?
1589
01:20:48,260 --> 01:20:50,136
It's the placenta, Alex!
1590
01:20:50,178 --> 01:20:51,054
Oh!
1591
01:20:55,267 --> 01:20:57,102
Congratulations!
1592
01:21:09,990 --> 01:21:12,742
So what are we gonna
call this little surprise?
1593
01:21:12,784 --> 01:21:15,704
Well, we've got
August and Essex.
1594
01:21:15,745 --> 01:21:19,708
- Let's call her Iris.
- Iris it is.
1595
01:21:22,460 --> 01:21:24,629
And to think...
1596
01:21:24,671 --> 01:21:27,674
these little wonders
came into the world
1597
01:21:27,716 --> 01:21:31,428
on the glittering stage
of LA's best drag bar.
1598
01:21:31,469 --> 01:21:32,554
Hm.
1599
01:21:32,554 --> 01:21:35,056
Somehow, it seems apropos.
1600
01:21:35,098 --> 01:21:38,184
♪Please take care of me ♪
1601
01:21:39,352 --> 01:21:41,646
♪And if you're
lucky in love... ♪
1602
01:21:41,688 --> 01:21:42,814
Alex, I have
something to tell you.
1603
01:21:42,814 --> 01:21:44,399
And I, I need you to be calm.
1604
01:21:44,441 --> 01:21:45,942
- Chance, I'm busy.
- What's going on?
1605
01:21:45,942 --> 01:21:47,611
Sweetheart,
Ricky's got testicular cancer.
1606
01:21:47,652 --> 01:21:48,737
Ricky!
1607
01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:49,946
What did you--
No, no, no!
1608
01:21:49,988 --> 01:21:51,948
Oh my gosh!-
1609
01:21:51,990 --> 01:21:53,408
Jeez!
1610
01:21:53,450 --> 01:21:55,243
- It's gonna be okay!
- It's gonna be okay!
1611
01:21:55,285 --> 01:21:56,494
- Come on, come on.
- It's gonna be okay.
1612
01:21:56,494 --> 01:21:57,829
Take me to the hospital!
1613
01:21:57,871 --> 01:21:59,080
- No, no, no!
- Not Ricky!
1614
01:21:59,122 --> 01:22:00,165
Alex...
1615
01:22:02,626 --> 01:22:05,754
- '- Cause I'm free!
- Stop playin'!
1616
01:22:05,795 --> 01:22:07,547
Ain't no more babies in me!
1617
01:22:15,639 --> 01:22:17,724
The other ambulance
is on its way.
1618
01:22:17,724 --> 01:22:19,142
May I?
1619
01:22:20,810 --> 01:22:22,604
♪If you're lucky
in love tonight ♪
1620
01:22:24,314 --> 01:22:25,899
♪Please take care
of me ♪
1621
01:22:25,899 --> 01:22:28,610
♪Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
1622
01:22:28,610 --> 01:22:30,070
Yeah!
1623
01:22:30,111 --> 01:22:31,363
♪Please take care
of me ♪
1624
01:22:31,404 --> 01:22:32,781
♪Please take care
of me ♪
1625
01:22:32,822 --> 01:22:34,199
♪Lucky in love ♪
1626
01:22:34,240 --> 01:22:35,700
♪If you're lucky
in love tonight ♪
1627
01:22:35,742 --> 01:22:37,661
♪Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
1628
01:22:38,954 --> 01:22:39,871
There we go.
1629
01:22:39,913 --> 01:22:41,539
Where did you learn that?
1630
01:22:41,539 --> 01:22:43,166
I'm actually a nanny.
1631
01:22:43,166 --> 01:22:44,918
Pole dancing's just
something I do for fun.
1632
01:22:47,545 --> 01:22:49,130
Thanks.
1633
01:22:54,511 --> 01:22:56,054
Don't even think about it.
1634
01:23:02,727 --> 01:23:03,728
No.
1635
01:23:03,770 --> 01:23:05,605
♪I've arrived ♪
1636
01:23:05,605 --> 01:23:07,232
♪And it's clear ♪
1637
01:23:07,273 --> 01:23:11,695
♪I look in the mirror
and I love who's there ♪
1638
01:23:11,736 --> 01:23:15,782
♪I've arrived and
I'm passionate ♪
1639
01:23:15,824 --> 01:23:17,867
♪The whole world's
gonna know who I am ♪
1640
01:23:17,909 --> 01:23:19,202
Hello?
1641
01:23:19,244 --> 01:23:20,370
Noah Nicholson-Robinson?
1642
01:23:20,370 --> 01:23:21,871
Please hold for Ms. Carter.
1643
01:23:26,501 --> 01:23:28,378
♪I've arrived ♪
1644
01:23:28,420 --> 01:23:30,046
♪And it's clear ♪
1645
01:23:30,088 --> 01:23:34,300
♪I look in the mirror
and I love who's there ♪
1646
01:23:34,342 --> 01:23:36,344
♪I've arrived ♪
1647
01:23:36,386 --> 01:23:38,638
♪And I'm passionate ♪
1648
01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:41,808
♪The whole world's
gonna know who I am ♪
1649
01:23:50,817 --> 01:23:53,987
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