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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:04,254 [narrator 2] Brought to you by Brindey's Bindles. 2 00:00:04,255 --> 00:00:07,216 Running away never looked this cool. 3 00:00:10,052 --> 00:00:11,678 Ooh. So what does my palm say? 4 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:14,639 Hmm. Oh. 5 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,558 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 6 00:00:16,559 --> 00:00:18,101 Yes, yes, okay. 7 00:00:18,102 --> 00:00:21,272 It is asking me if I know how to read palms. 8 00:00:22,273 --> 00:00:23,731 - I do not. - Huh. 9 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:25,692 Well, good to know. Want to play something else? 10 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:27,110 You know, I've been wanting to play 11 00:00:27,111 --> 00:00:28,528 Down by the Bramble Bushes. 12 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,155 Remember that game? 13 00:00:30,156 --> 00:00:31,781 [laughs] 14 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:33,200 Let's go ask them. 15 00:00:34,285 --> 00:00:35,785 Mm. I'm going to go with cool. 16 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:37,245 No, freaky. 17 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:39,247 Uh, he removes a whole banana peel 18 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:41,166 before ever taking a bite. 19 00:00:41,167 --> 00:00:44,170 I mean, that's more freaky than cool, right? 20 00:00:44,587 --> 00:00:46,171 What are you talking about? 21 00:00:46,172 --> 00:00:48,424 We're playing Annoying, Freaky, Cool. 22 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:50,558 What's that? 23 00:00:50,559 --> 00:00:53,303 It's when you pick three people and then everyone decides 24 00:00:53,304 --> 00:00:55,597 who's annoying, who's freaky, and who's cool. 25 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:57,558 - Oh, I wanna play. - Count me in. 26 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:04,480 Okay, it's between MDT, Secretary Prince, 27 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:07,442 and Mr. RiPeppa. [chuckles] 28 00:01:07,443 --> 00:01:11,321 - [laughing] - Oh, no, you didn�t. [laughs] 29 00:01:11,322 --> 00:01:14,033 [laughs] Annoying has to go to Peppa. 30 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,453 No, Secretary Prince, obviously. 31 00:01:18,454 --> 00:01:20,413 [playing musical tones] 32 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:22,208 Come on, Kiff, what do you think? 33 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:28,171 Oh, well, I don't think any of them are annoying. 34 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:30,298 But that's the game, Kiff, you have to pick. 35 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:32,467 For example, Billiam picked you as annoying, 36 00:01:32,468 --> 00:01:33,636 like, five minutes ago. 37 00:01:42,353 --> 00:01:45,773 [? dramatic choral music playing] 38 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:58,202 [? music stops abruptly] 39 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,371 [bell rings] 40 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:06,710 [thinking] Billiam picked me as annoying? 41 00:02:09,505 --> 00:02:10,673 Me. 42 00:02:11,046 --> 00:02:14,133 If it makes you feel any better, 43 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,385 Billiam only said you're annoying 44 00:02:15,386 --> 00:02:17,178 based on limited options. 45 00:02:17,179 --> 00:02:18,229 That's right. 46 00:02:18,230 --> 00:02:20,682 Yeah, we don't know who the other two people were. 47 00:02:20,683 --> 00:02:21,808 Exactly! 48 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,560 So, I think it's clear that... 49 00:02:23,561 --> 00:02:25,562 - ...you should just let it go. - I should ask Ren�e. 50 00:02:25,563 --> 00:02:26,814 Or that... Or that. 51 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,590 Who are the other two people? 52 00:02:32,278 --> 00:02:33,444 For what? 53 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:36,614 Oh, Billiam's Annoying, Freaky, Cool round? 54 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:39,576 Well, I had to go to the bathroom. Ask Trevor. 55 00:02:40,411 --> 00:02:42,204 - Mm. [slurping] - Trevor? 56 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:44,581 - Trevor! - Huh? 57 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:49,044 Oh, yeah. It was, uh, Glarbin, and, uh, Mystery Lad. 58 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:51,171 No! 59 00:02:57,136 --> 00:02:58,946 [? dramatic choral music playing] 60 00:03:03,676 --> 00:03:05,810 [? music stops abruptly] 61 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:08,604 - Yeah, them. - The jerkiest jerk pigeon 62 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:10,523 who�s locked in a reality TV mansion 63 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:13,609 for being super annoying and... and... 64 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,278 and Glarbin? 65 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:17,489 [scoffs] It�s worse than I thought! 66 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:20,583 [slurps] 67 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:23,411 [clears throat] 68 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:25,204 So, I hear you think 69 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:28,375 I'm the most annoying person in Table Town, huh? 70 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:31,169 Kiff, it's no big deal. 71 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:35,424 I don't think you're annoying all the time. Just sometimes. 72 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:38,843 Oh, okay, that... that makes sense. 73 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:40,429 I can leave it alone now. 74 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:46,560 Hey, uh, just out of curiosity, what times did you mean? 75 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:49,271 [sighs] Roll the tape. 76 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:55,318 [vocalizes Kiff theme song] Billiam! 77 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:59,697 [vocalizes] Billiam! 78 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,282 Oh, look, it's Darren. 79 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:02,333 [vocalizes] 80 00:04:05,329 --> 00:04:09,415 "Benedict, it�s either me or the peanut butter..." 81 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:10,466 [shushes] 82 00:04:10,886 --> 00:04:15,630 - [bell rings] - You forgot to assign homework! 83 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:17,298 [groaning] 84 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:19,635 [sighs] And if I'm being honest... 85 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:27,559 Hey, uh, just out of curiosity, what times did you mean? 86 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:35,608 Kiff, are you okay? 87 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:39,695 I'm in agony. I had no idea people saw me this way. 88 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:41,323 I don't see you that way. 89 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:43,742 You're blinded by our friendship. 90 00:04:45,536 --> 00:04:47,537 So, what'll you do? 91 00:04:47,538 --> 00:04:48,831 It ends today. 92 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:54,460 I renounce all of my annoying habits. 93 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,838 No more being chatty or chipper, 94 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:58,840 no more goodie-goodie-ing, 95 00:04:58,841 --> 00:05:01,301 or... and... and no more curiosity! 96 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:08,683 I got a new phone. Wanna take a selfie? 97 00:05:08,684 --> 00:05:09,893 Okay. 98 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:12,353 [sighs] 99 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:13,939 [thinking] Don't be chipper. 100 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:20,611 Uh, are you okay? You're not your usual chipper self. 101 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:22,572 I don't know what you're talking about. 102 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:23,657 This is me. 103 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:30,539 Oh! You're supposed to hold the door. 104 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:34,626 Goodie-goodies hold doors and... well, that ain�t me no more. 105 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:46,763 Ooh, okay. Remember, don�t be a chatty Charlie. 106 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:48,806 Or was that a chipper Charlie? 107 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:50,601 Whatever, don't talk. [grunts] 108 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,437 What'll it be today, Kiff? 109 00:05:55,314 --> 00:05:56,732 Where are you pointing? 110 00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:00,785 This? 111 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,070 This one? 112 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:04,448 Down here? 113 00:06:04,907 --> 00:06:06,365 This one? Beet juice? 114 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,701 - [groans] - What is taking so long? 115 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,953 - You gotta help me out here. - [patron] This is making me mad. 116 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:12,914 This is so annoying! 117 00:06:12,915 --> 00:06:15,291 [groans] But I'm trying not to be annoying! 118 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:20,463 Well, you're failing! 119 00:06:20,464 --> 00:06:22,757 Everything I do is annoying, and everyone's annoyed 120 00:06:22,758 --> 00:06:24,759 in a different way. I just can't win! 121 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,802 I was pointing at the hot cocoa, 122 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:29,389 but I don't even want it anymore. [sobs] 123 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:31,641 [scoffs] Finally! 124 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:36,020 Okay, I will have a... 125 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:39,148 uh... 126 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:40,483 [tuts] 127 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:42,653 Oh... Ooh-woo-woo. 128 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:51,619 ? Oh, we�re not annoying No, we�re not annoying on TV ? 129 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:52,670 [host] That's right. 130 00:06:52,671 --> 00:06:54,747 We're searching for an all-new annoying cast member 131 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:58,960 to mix things up in an all-new season of The 6 Jerks. 132 00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:01,587 Because they are annoying. 133 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:04,383 Yeah, they are annoying. That's the point. 134 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:07,343 Reality TV. That's it. 135 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,972 My annoyingness just needs to be re-homed. 136 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:12,857 Hello, Roy. 137 00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:15,505 I think I just found your new annoying cast member. 138 00:07:15,853 --> 00:07:16,936 Me. 139 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,479 [groans] Is this Kiff? 140 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,565 I thought I told you to never call this number. 141 00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:21,859 Jeez, you're annoying. 142 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,737 - You're hired! - Yup. See you soon. 143 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:32,494 [? tranquil instrumental music playing] 144 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:38,466 [sighs] 145 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:02,899 Goodbye, Table Town. 146 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,736 What did you say, Kiff? Ah! 147 00:08:06,737 --> 00:08:09,907 Whoa, a bindle. Pretty cool. 148 00:08:10,741 --> 00:08:11,825 It is? 149 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:18,951 Oh, hey look, you can see the Foreverangees from up here. 150 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:23,712 [groans] Sorry to be a know-it-all, so annoying. 151 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:27,049 No, the Foreverangees are freaky. 152 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,552 You're kind of freaky too, Kiff. 153 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:34,055 [laughs] Okay. 154 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:36,182 First... First you think I'm annoying, 155 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:40,519 and then I'm cool, and now I'm freaky? 156 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,606 Yeah. [laughs] I change my mind constantly. 157 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:46,484 Some people think that's annoying. [chuckles] 158 00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:48,445 Whatever, you know? [laughs] 159 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:52,133 [automated voice] Transfer to the Five Jerks Mansion. 160 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,081 Uh, are you getting off? 161 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:03,793 No. 162 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:05,587 No, I'm not. 163 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:11,217 So really, everyone has a little annoying in them, 164 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:14,136 a little freaky, and a little cool too. 165 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,722 [scoffs] Probably. 166 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:21,603 [? upbeat instrumental music playing] 167 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,986 Hi, friends. Guess who's ready to play anno... 168 00:09:29,987 --> 00:09:31,821 Actually, Kiff, after your meltdown, 169 00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:34,592 we decided that Annoying, Freaky, Cool is really mean. 170 00:09:34,593 --> 00:09:36,992 Someone called Candle annoying, didn't they? 171 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,786 - Yeah, that's right. - Yeah, you got it. 172 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:40,657 Whatever. Let's play something else. 173 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,207 Down by the Bramble Bushes? 174 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,626 Yeah! 175 00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:46,628 Yes! 176 00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:53,718 ? Down by the bramble bushes under Table Town ? 177 00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:56,721 ? I fell into a big hole and I�ll tell you what I found ? 178 00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:59,724 ? It wasn�t a dinner roll 'Twas not a piece of fruit ? 179 00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:02,643 ? It was a little trumpet that went teet-a-teet-a-toot ? 180 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,895 ? One, two, three, four Trevor�s farting out the door ? 181 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:05,946 No! No! 182 00:10:05,947 --> 00:10:08,274 ? Five, six, seven, eight Does he make it? Too late ? 183 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,693 ? Someone call Trevor's mom She needs to pick him up ? 184 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:11,744 Why is it always me? 185 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:13,821 ? He's hiding on the porch like a sad little pup ? 186 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:14,864 Stop the song. 187 00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:15,915 ? Sad little pup ? 188 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:18,367 ? Potatoes in the pantry Cheese is on the plate ? 189 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,745 ? Lick it until it�s clean or go jump in a... ? 190 00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:23,080 ? Lakes are home for sailors who sail a hundred ships ? 191 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:26,209 ? But I bet you ten nuts that you can�t do this! ? 192 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,838 - [laughing, cheering] - All right! 193 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:36,218 Barry is, um... cool. 194 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:37,970 All right, that's one down. 195 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,848 Let's see who's freaky. 196 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:44,061 [laughing, cheering] 197 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:47,773 [? pleasant instrumental music playing] 198 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,087 [? music ends] 199 00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:15,687 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 14176

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