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[narrator 2] Brought to you
by Brindey's Bindles.
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Running away never
looked this cool.
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Ooh. So what does my palm say?
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Hmm. Oh.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Yes, yes, okay.
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It is asking me if I know
how to read palms.
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- I do not.
- Huh.
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Well, good to know.
Want to play something else?
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You know,
I've been wanting to play
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Down by the Bramble Bushes.
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Remember that game?
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[laughs]
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Let's go ask them.
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Mm. I'm going to go with cool.
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No, freaky.
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Uh, he removes
a whole banana peel
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before ever taking a bite.
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I mean, that's more freaky
than cool, right?
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What are you talking about?
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We're playing
Annoying, Freaky, Cool.
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What's that?
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It's when you pick three people
and then everyone decides
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who's annoying,
who's freaky, and who's cool.
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- Oh, I wanna play.
- Count me in.
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Okay, it's between MDT,
Secretary Prince,
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and Mr. RiPeppa. [chuckles]
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- [laughing]
- Oh, no, you didn�t. [laughs]
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[laughs]
Annoying has to go to Peppa.
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No, Secretary Prince, obviously.
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[playing musical tones]
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Come on, Kiff,
what do you think?
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Oh, well, I don't think
any of them are annoying.
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But that's the game, Kiff,
you have to pick.
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For example,
Billiam picked you as annoying,
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like, five minutes ago.
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[? dramatic choral music
playing]
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[? music stops abruptly]
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[bell rings]
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[thinking]
Billiam picked me as annoying?
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Me.
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If it makes you feel
any better,
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Billiam only said
you're annoying
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based on limited options.
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That's right.
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Yeah, we don't know
who the other two people were.
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Exactly!
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So, I think it's clear that...
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- ...you should just let it go.
- I should ask Ren�e.
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Or that... Or that.
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Who are the other two people?
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For what?
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Oh, Billiam's Annoying,
Freaky, Cool round?
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Well, I had to go to
the bathroom. Ask Trevor.
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- Mm. [slurping]
- Trevor?
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- Trevor!
- Huh?
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Oh, yeah. It was, uh, Glarbin,
and, uh, Mystery Lad.
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No!
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[? dramatic choral music
playing]
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[? music stops abruptly]
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- Yeah, them.
- The jerkiest jerk pigeon
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who�s locked
in a reality TV mansion
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for being super annoying
and... and...
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and Glarbin?
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[scoffs] It�s worse
than I thought!
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[slurps]
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[clears throat]
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So, I hear you think
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I'm the most annoying person
in Table Town, huh?
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Kiff, it's no big deal.
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I don't think you're annoying
all the time. Just sometimes.
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Oh, okay, that...
that makes sense.
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I can leave it alone now.
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Hey, uh, just out of curiosity,
what times did you mean?
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[sighs] Roll the tape.
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[vocalizes Kiff theme song]
Billiam!
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[vocalizes] Billiam!
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Oh, look, it's Darren.
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[vocalizes]
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"Benedict, it�s either me
or the peanut butter..."
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[shushes]
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- [bell rings]
- You forgot to assign homework!
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[groaning]
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[sighs]
And if I'm being honest...
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Hey, uh, just out of curiosity,
what times did you mean?
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Kiff, are you okay?
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I'm in agony. I had no idea
people saw me this way.
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I don't see you that way.
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You're blinded
by our friendship.
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So, what'll you do?
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It ends today.
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I renounce all of
my annoying habits.
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No more being chatty or chipper,
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no more goodie-goodie-ing,
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or... and...
and no more curiosity!
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I got a new phone.
Wanna take a selfie?
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Okay.
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[sighs]
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[thinking] Don't be chipper.
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Uh, are you okay? You're not
your usual chipper self.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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This is me.
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Oh! You're supposed
to hold the door.
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Goodie-goodies hold doors and...
well, that ain�t me no more.
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Ooh, okay. Remember,
don�t be a chatty Charlie.
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Or was that a chipper Charlie?
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Whatever, don't talk. [grunts]
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What'll it be today, Kiff?
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Where are you pointing?
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This?
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This one?
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Down here?
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This one? Beet juice?
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- [groans]
- What is taking so long?
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- You gotta help me out here.
- [patron] This is making me mad.
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This is so annoying!
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[groans] But I'm trying
not to be annoying!
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Well, you're failing!
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Everything I do is annoying,
and everyone's annoyed
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in a different way.
I just can't win!
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I was pointing at the hot cocoa,
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but I don't even
want it anymore. [sobs]
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[scoffs] Finally!
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Okay, I will have a...
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uh...
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[tuts]
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Oh... Ooh-woo-woo.
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? Oh, we�re not annoying
No, we�re not annoying on TV ?
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[host] That's right.
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We're searching for an all-new
annoying cast member
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to mix things up in an all-new
season of The 6 Jerks.
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Because they are annoying.
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Yeah, they are annoying.
That's the point.
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Reality TV. That's it.
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My annoyingness
just needs to be re-homed.
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Hello, Roy.
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I think I just found your new
annoying cast member.
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Me.
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[groans] Is this Kiff?
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I thought I told you
to never call this number.
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Jeez, you're annoying.
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- You're hired!
- Yup. See you soon.
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[? tranquil instrumental music
playing]
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[sighs]
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Goodbye, Table Town.
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What did you say, Kiff? Ah!
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Whoa, a bindle. Pretty cool.
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It is?
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Oh, hey look, you can see
the Foreverangees from up here.
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[groans] Sorry to be
a know-it-all, so annoying.
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No, the Foreverangees
are freaky.
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You're kind of freaky too, Kiff.
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[laughs] Okay.
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First... First you think
I'm annoying,
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and then I'm cool,
and now I'm freaky?
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Yeah. [laughs]
I change my mind constantly.
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Some people think
that's annoying. [chuckles]
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Whatever, you know? [laughs]
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[automated voice] Transfer
to the Five Jerks Mansion.
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Uh, are you getting off?
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No.
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No, I'm not.
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So really, everyone has
a little annoying in them,
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a little freaky,
and a little cool too.
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[scoffs] Probably.
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[? upbeat instrumental music
playing]
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Hi, friends. Guess who's
ready to play anno...
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Actually, Kiff,
after your meltdown,
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we decided that Annoying,
Freaky, Cool is really mean.
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Someone called Candle annoying,
didn't they?
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- Yeah, that's right.
- Yeah, you got it.
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Whatever.
Let's play something else.
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Down by the Bramble Bushes?
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Yeah!
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Yes!
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? Down by the bramble bushes
under Table Town ?
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? I fell into a big hole
and I�ll tell you what I found ?
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? It wasn�t a dinner roll
'Twas not a piece of fruit ?
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? It was a little trumpet
that went teet-a-teet-a-toot ?
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? One, two, three, four
Trevor�s farting out the door ?
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No! No!
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? Five, six, seven, eight
Does he make it? Too late ?
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? Someone call Trevor's mom
She needs to pick him up ?
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Why is it always me?
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? He's hiding on the porch
like a sad little pup ?
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Stop the song.
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? Sad little pup ?
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? Potatoes in the pantry
Cheese is on the plate ?
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? Lick it until it�s clean
or go jump in a... ?
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? Lakes are home for sailors
who sail a hundred ships ?
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? But I bet you ten nuts
that you can�t do this! ?
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- [laughing, cheering]
- All right!
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Barry is, um... cool.
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All right, that's one down.
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Let's see who's freaky.
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[laughing, cheering]
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[? pleasant instrumental music
playing]
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[? music ends]
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