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This is so good.
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Well, hi, Marina.
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How are you today? What are you doing?
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School's so late. School's over.
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Can you let your study time in?
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This is so good.
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That is so...
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You okay?
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C-hac-cum.
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What
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is that?
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Cigarette.
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Cigarette? What?
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There's Don't smoking on campus? What is...
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It's just a cigarette.
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It's...
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Cigarette?
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That's a cigarette!
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A cigarette!
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Did you not clearly read the post?
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We've been posting these in every single classroom.
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We have zero tolerance for drugs and alcohol, and this...
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is the worst offender.
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Do you know what this is? It's just weed.
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And they say, it's the gateway drug.
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And I'm not kidding, you know this can lead the much more hard.
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I sit down on the time, let me explain to exactly what's going on here
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and how serious this issue really is.
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You just smoked?
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Don't, I don't know what, Don't.
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I'm trying to prove a point to you.
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See, that's what you children aren't getting these days.
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If you smoke this, other more terrible things, you know, are going ultimately end up happening to you.
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For instance, but even before you get into the next drug alone, did you not read the strikes?
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After one strike, it's a day of detention.
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Do you know what happens after two?
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A week of detention?
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And then after that, a month and then...
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Expulsion.
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Exactly.
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And I don't know why.
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I mean, you really don't want to go down that road, D?
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Don't.
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So, I mean, as serious as this offense is,
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If you were to do something that might make me forget this egregious incident.
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Oh.
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So...
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The...
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I'm just...
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I really hadn't thought about it.
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I mean if you were just a little lower.
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Mm.
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See what I mean?
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That's a little bit of behavior.
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That's illicit behavior.
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Can I hit that?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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My God.
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See what I mean? You just go down the wrong roads.
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I just gave a student a jet.
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Thanks.
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Oh.
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I'm
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Thanks.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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I'm gonna
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mrs.
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mrs.
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I'm
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going to say a bit more.
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I'm gonna do.
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Ah.
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Ah.
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uh...
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Uh.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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I'm gonna do.
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Mm-hmm.
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*haar.
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Oh.
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Uh,
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Mm.
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Oh, oh, um...
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Ah.
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Oh.
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Oh, my...
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Oh.
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Mm.
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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I'm sorry.
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I have.
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Oh.
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Mm-hmm.
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And...
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Oh, man.
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And...
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Oh.
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Oh.
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I'm
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And...
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And...
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, oh
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yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
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Oh yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh my.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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And...
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Oh, my...
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Oh, and...
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry.
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Yeah.
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I'm...
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Oh yeah.
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Ah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I'm...
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Ah.
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Ah...
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*m...
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...and...
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And...
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Oh, shit.
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...heem
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I have Don't
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Oh, shit, that's all right?
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Oh, shit.
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M.
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one.
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M.
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Yeah.
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Ah.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't
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Oh my...
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Oh my...
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know.
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Yeah.
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Oh my...
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah.
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Uh, yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah.
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Mm.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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I don't know.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Ha ha ha.
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Yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh, my.
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Mmm.
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Mm.
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Fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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I'm just my
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my breath.
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Oh.
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I don't know.
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I'm not going to be.
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I don't know.
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Oh, Don't.
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Oh.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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Oh.
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Ah!
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One, two, one and two,
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Mm.
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I don't know that's about it.
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Mm-hmm.
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Here we go.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Just like that.
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I don't know.
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Don't, for that.
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Yeah.
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I'm
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just going to bed.
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Just feel like anything more.
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Just wait for your eyes.
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Just wait until your own.
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So I want your eyes, glass
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over.
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Ah, me and...
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So I want you,
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Oh, you know.
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Ah!
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I'm gonna go.
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Oh.
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Um...
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I'm gonna go.
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I'm on my back.
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I don't know.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna.
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I'm...
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Uh, yeah.
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Oh!
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Oh, dear!
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I'm gonna be.
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And you see, this is why we use a gateway drug.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh.
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Because I'm likely to get fired now.
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You want to coach?
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It's okay.
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I think it's worth it.
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*ha ha ha.
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*m...
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*mere...
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