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You are going to love this. Oh my gosh,
it's going to be so much fun.
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Hi.
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Hi. I'm here for the 3 o 'clock
appointment.
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Okay, well I'm going to see and I'll let
them know you're here. Are we getting
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facials? Yeah, something like that. I
love facials.
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Awesome.
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Hi,
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your 3 o 'clock is here.
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Okay.
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You get to return the favor since you
brought me here for my bachelorette
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No. Oh, my gosh, I didn't walk straight
for weeks.
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Oh, you're going to be fine.
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You're such a great friend.
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Thanks, I know.
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What kind of a place is this?
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Oh, my gosh, Ashley, have you really not
told her where we are? No, I wanted it
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to be a surprise.
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Well, actually, it's the male escort
service.
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kidding me, right? No. We're here to get
fucked. No.
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What? Yeah.
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Seriously. You guys are totally just way
too funny. Thank you.
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No. Let's move on from the practical
joking.
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We're here to get like spa treatments or
something, right?
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No, we're here to get fucked.
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No. We can get a spa treatment on your
face.
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You ladies are so funny. You know what?
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That's why my son... And that's why I
love you so much. We're both so much
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So, really, where are we? No, seriously,
we're going to get fucked.
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Really nicely.
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Really nice, guys.
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Really?
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I'm really touched, Ash, that you
invited me to your bachelorette party
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everything, but... But what?
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I don't know how my Jason would really
feel about his future wife visiting a
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male escort service.
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And even more importantly, his own
mother.
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Well, we are going to be family, and I
want you to be my best friend.
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Yeah, but... Best friends keep secrets,
right?
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I guess.
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Come on, let's have some fun.
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Okay, I guess.
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And trust me, our men keep secrets from
us. There's no reason that we can't keep
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secrets from them.
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You know who I want today? I want Ara.
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He's so tall and gentle.
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By the way, Yancey is the reason why I
didn't walk straight for two weeks. He
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is, like, huge.
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And Jordan, oh my gosh, she's my
favorite in the app.
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Oh yeah, definitely. Jordan is so good
in the app, but not as good as Steve. He
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was awesome.
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No, Jordan is better.
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I guess so. I guess I could try both the
next time.
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We're going to have so much fun. So much
fun.
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I guess so.
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How many times have you ladies been
here?
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I mean, not that many times. Maybe like
20 or 30?
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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I know we should really come here more.
I know.
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Actually, ladies, this is your 44th
visit.
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One more visit and you get a free
session.
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Really? Nothing's better than a free
five. Oh my gosh.
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High five.
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Is it just me, or every time you come in
this place, do you get wet pussy?
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I know, total snail trail.
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Oh my gosh.
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Oh, it's the best. I love it. I don't
want to get up off this couch. I'm a
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little embarrassed.
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My pussy is so wet.
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I'm going to be your mother -in -law.
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Listen, Veronica.
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Cock is cock.
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Your son is the light of my life. But
I'm going to need some other man meat
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in a while.
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Hello, ladies.
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Hi. Hello.
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Hi.
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Nice to see you again.
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Oh, my God.
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It's been so long. Well, I mean,
actually, like 10 days. But that's a
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for us.
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So, ladies, who's taking who?
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Well, I think because it's Veronica's
first time, she should have both.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I couldn't.
I couldn't do that. Yes, it's my treat.
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I've never done anything like this
before.
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You ladies just go have some fun, okay?
Come on. We're all in this together.
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It means girl power.
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Yeah, come on. Girl power!
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She's the coolest mother -in -law ever.
Now she's even cooler.
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Wow.
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I'm sorry. I'm nervous. I've never
really been to a place like this before.
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You both seem like such nice young men.
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Try to relax me, Savala.
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We'll take care of everything for you,
okay?
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That is really nice.
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I haven't had anyone touch me like that
in years.
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Oh, God, that feels so good.
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Oh, I haven't been out on a Friday night
in so long.
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Usually Friday night's family night with
the kids to watch movies.
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I can't believe I'm doing this.
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Movie night, huh?
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Yeah.
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I usually make rice crispy cheese.
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Oh, you do.
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There's something a little bit better.
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Oh, my God.
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You know.
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Yeah, that's it.
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Oh,
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God. Oh,
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God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh,
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God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my
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God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh
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my
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God.
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Let me see that again. Let me see that
again.
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Let me see that again.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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Oh my God.
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Oh God.
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Why don't you turn around?
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Why don't you turn around?
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Why don't you turn around?
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I love you.
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Oh, my God!
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I know what you're kidding me about.
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Oh, fuck you, Adam.
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Yeah, I like that.
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Thank you.
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Oh my gosh, I just had the best time
ever. How was yours?
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00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,780
Amazing. I just got the best cream pie
ever.
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00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:03,360
I got the best facial.
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00:36:05,620 --> 00:36:08,680
What's up with your mother -in -law?
Where is she? Stay forever.
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00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:09,920
I don't know.
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She's all yours, girl.
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My God.
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Oh my God.
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00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:17,140
Do you have a makeup?
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00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,320
Looks like somebody had a good time.
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