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You're a bit famous.
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You all right, pumpkin?
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Not long now. Guests are coming in.
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Hey, what's the matter?
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Oh, nothing. Just worried.
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What are you worried about?
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That I'm married to the wrong guy.
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Yeah, that's a pretty big fucking worry.
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You haven't still got the hots for that
Tim, have you? He just seems more fun,
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that Rob.
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Listen to me. Tim is not the kind of
bloke you get married to.
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He's a wrong one.
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He's a bad boy.
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You don't marry the likes of Tim.
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You marry the likes of Rob. He's a nice
boy.
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He'll look after you, he'll love you,
take care of you.
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I promise you, you're doing the right
thing. You think so? I know so.
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Plus, Tim's the fucking best man, for
God's sake. I mean, that's going to look
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pretty bad, isn't it?
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OK. OK, that's enough of this nonsense.
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Plus, I've paid enough of this fucking
money.
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Yes, let it happen.
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Look at this.
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Hey, girl.
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Hey.
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Made of honours with the guests. She
just wanted me to make sure you're
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or something, which you are, of course,
so... Of course, I'm dressed.
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What a dress it is as well. I mean,
Jesus, you could fit a whole man under
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couldn't you?
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It just doesn't show.
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Yeah, I never thought you'd be one for a
traditional wedding.
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I do.
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I don't know. Something involving whips
or chains.
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I'll make you wetter than a knotter's
pocket and all, sweetheart.
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That
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feels
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great, doesn't it?
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I'm fucking marrying him.
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Oh, my God.
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Hey,
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Princess, I reckon in about 20 minutes
we'll be heading down the aisle, OK?
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OK, yeah.
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Feeling better?
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So much regret. Oh, fucking hell. Oh,
fucking hell. All right, all right.
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Language, language.
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Oh, sorry.
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I'm just excited.
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Yeah, I can see that.
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You look like you're about to blow.
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Very likely.
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What? I said, very likely.
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Rending him, yeah.
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Okay, all right. Well, take your time
and, you know, get yourself ready and
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be back in a bit. All right. Take your
time.
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Okay.
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Oh my god.
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Yeah!
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You like that fucking dick?
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Oh yeah, get that fucking tits out.
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Oh yes.
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It's like that.
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Let's get that head back. It's like
that.
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Oh yes.
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Oh, that's not the only pearl necklace
you're going to be wearing today, buddy.
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Oh, shit.
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There you go.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yes. Look at that.
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Oh, yes. He's a fucking lucky boy, isn't
he?
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Oh, shit.
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Shit Oh
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Yes
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yes,
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baby, that's it.
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Oh, no wonder he's fucking marrying you.
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Oh, shit.
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Show me that fucking ass.
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Oh, my God. Look at his fucking dress.
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Let's do my little flower on your
flower, huh?
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Fuck this arse.
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Are you all set?
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About ten minutes.
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Okay, Dad.
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Your dress looks very messed up. Do you
want to get your mum to help you with
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it?
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, everything is okay.
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You're looking a lot better. A bit
peaky, actually. What are you doing?
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Exercising?
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Just letting it down.
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Letting it out? What are you letting
out?
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Oh, you're fucking... Oh, my God.
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Is it like yoga or something? Is it like
yoga? Oh, yes.
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OK, what do you want? Is it good? Yeah,
is it good?
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Oh, yeah. What do you mean?
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Oh,
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yeah. Oh, OK.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, it's very good. OK, well, if it gets
you in the right mood and everything,
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it's going... Yeah, that's fine. Yeah,
it's fine. All right, OK, well, you get
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yourself ready and I'll see you in a
minute. I'll see you in a minute.
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OK. Oh,
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yes. Oh, all right.
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Fuck.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god, yes.
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That's it, baby.
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Look at that fucking asshole.
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Oh, yes.
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Look at that now, huh?
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Look at that fucking asshole.
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Let that fucking go.
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I just wanted to see I love you,
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too Okay
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Take your fucking dress off.
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Look at yourself Look at yourself
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Okay, hold on.
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Oh, yes.
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oh oh oh
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Ooh.
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What the fuck is this?
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Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
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Fuck you.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh yeah, there you go.
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Perfecto.
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Fuck. Yeah,
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you can't suck this fucking dick up.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, yes. Just like that.
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Oh, yes.
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You fucking messier. You fucking
messier.
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Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
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Oh,
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yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh yeah.
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Just like that.
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Yes. Fucking awesome.
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oh yeah oh
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yeah
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yes, fuck, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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I am so sorry.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah, you want this fucking cup?
Here.
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Here. Oh, yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yeah.
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Just like that. There you go.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yes. Just like that, you fucking baby.
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Oh, yeah. Oh,
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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Like that.
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Oh, I fucking do.
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Sweetheart, 10 minute warning, 10
minutes.
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Yeah?
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Okay.
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I'm good.
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Yeah.
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It's good.
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I love you.
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I love
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you
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now. Yeah.
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There's something you want to tell me.
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A little something there. You die.
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Really.
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Lucky guy.
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She's a dirty little spunk monkey.
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Mate, the inside of her panties look
like Charlotte's web.
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Very likely.
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Take the biscuit out of that. No, mate,
lucky.
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And it's here that I've found the
otter's pocket hiding away under this
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woman's wedding dress.
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Lucky guy with that little spunk
biscuit, aren't you?
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Panties are like the inside of
Charlotte's web. Do you know what I
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Good luck on the old consummation of
that.
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She won't be constipated, I can tell you
that.
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Sorry, sorry.
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I bet you're wondering where the ring
is.
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Oh, pants.
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Wait, you can't do it like that. You've
got to do it normally.
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Okay. Action.
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I fucked her.
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in the poop chute, as some call it. Up
the rusty sheriff's badge.
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Yeah, just in case.
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Found our little balloon knot, got up in
there, in case you were curious.
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So, all morning, really.
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