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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,740 --> 00:00:11,480 - Okay, what are we looking at here? 2 00:00:12,830 --> 00:00:14,230 A flock of cormorants. 3 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:20,450 A couple mallard. 4 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:27,590 Not a cormorant. 5 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:32,110 Well, wait, no, that's a California towhee, I think. 6 00:00:37,770 --> 00:00:40,120 Oh, people. 7 00:00:45,430 --> 00:00:47,480 [sniffs] Yuck. 8 00:00:51,220 --> 00:00:54,570 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 9 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:58,100 Ah, nah, that's just a survey flag. 10 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:06,190 Well, here we are at the exact coordinates 11 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:08,890 that Sky Shark Mark 92 laid out for a sighting 12 00:01:09,020 --> 00:01:10,940 of the American avocet, and as we just saw, 13 00:01:11,070 --> 00:01:13,460 that was not an American avocet. 14 00:01:13,590 --> 00:01:16,160 It wasn't any kind of avocet. 15 00:01:16,290 --> 00:01:17,860 I mean, all I've seen out here so far 16 00:01:17,990 --> 00:01:20,950 are a bunch of mallards, a common crane or two, 17 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:23,120 a sea duck that flew off course. 18 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:27,260 And I guess a few black-necked stilts, 19 00:01:27,390 --> 00:01:30,780 which of course are great, but I mean, 20 00:01:30,910 --> 00:01:32,090 I've already ticked them. 21 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:38,480 I don't even know. 22 00:01:41,050 --> 00:01:43,750 But I am not prepared to give up hope. 23 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,500 What? 24 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,600 What the heck? 25 00:02:05,730 --> 00:02:08,690 [dramatic music] 26 00:03:23,020 --> 00:03:27,330 - [yelling] 27 00:03:30,030 --> 00:03:31,550 - What is it? 28 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,160 - [yelling] 29 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:34,120 - What do you mean? 30 00:03:34,250 --> 00:03:35,340 - Bag! Bag! 31 00:03:35,470 --> 00:03:36,690 - You want my bag? 32 00:03:36,820 --> 00:03:38,130 My bag? 33 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:41,220 - [yelling] 34 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,530 - Ju-- 35 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:49,490 - Bag! 36 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:52,230 [gasping] 37 00:03:58,320 --> 00:03:59,670 - Are you okay? 38 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,020 Sir? 39 00:04:10,980 --> 00:04:12,510 You're good? 40 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:17,430 You sure? 41 00:04:21,300 --> 00:04:22,690 Okay. 42 00:04:26,830 --> 00:04:29,870 [grunting] 43 00:04:35,530 --> 00:04:37,840 Sir? Sir? 44 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:40,970 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 45 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:42,410 Wake up. Wake up. 46 00:04:42,540 --> 00:04:43,630 Sir? 47 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:44,630 - Whoa! 48 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,670 Whoa, whoa. 49 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:47,720 I'm alive! 50 00:04:47,850 --> 00:04:48,590 I'm alive. 51 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:50,020 Oh, God. 52 00:04:50,150 --> 00:04:52,110 I thought that was it. 53 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:54,810 Wait. - What--what happened? 54 00:04:54,940 --> 00:04:57,070 - The pulley. 55 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:58,680 The pulley, oh, God. 56 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:00,340 You pull. 57 00:05:00,470 --> 00:05:01,340 It's supposed to go down. 58 00:05:01,470 --> 00:05:02,210 - Yeah. 59 00:05:02,340 --> 00:05:04,170 - I went up. 60 00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:07,350 It was so scary, so scary. 61 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:10,260 Oh, oh. 62 00:05:10,390 --> 00:05:12,660 - You're okay now? 63 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:14,570 - I'm okay. 64 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:17,880 Oh! 65 00:05:18,010 --> 00:05:19,180 Oh, yeah, I'm okay. 66 00:05:19,310 --> 00:05:20,230 I'm sorry. 67 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:22,230 You must be so busy. 68 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:23,490 You do--yeah, you do you. 69 00:05:23,620 --> 00:05:25,930 I'm--I got this. 70 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:27,580 I'm going to-- 71 00:05:27,710 --> 00:05:29,670 - Is there somebody you want me to call or? 72 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:30,930 - No. 73 00:05:31,060 --> 00:05:34,370 I think I'm just-- 74 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:37,510 well, that's a really nice camera. 75 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:40,810 Wait, wait, yes, yes. 76 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:42,030 You're not busy, are you? 77 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:44,300 Can you do me a favor quick? 78 00:05:44,430 --> 00:05:45,860 - Well, I'm kind of-- 79 00:05:45,990 --> 00:05:47,300 - No, no, no, I'll pay you $1,000 cash. 80 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:48,690 I need you for 10 minutes. 81 00:05:59,220 --> 00:06:03,750 - As long as I can remember, I've only had one wish. 82 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:08,190 It wasn't for $1 billion or a million more wishes. 83 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,100 I just wanted to fly. 84 00:06:10,230 --> 00:06:13,850 Cut to, it's 1994, 85 00:06:13,980 --> 00:06:16,070 a young boy pops in a VHS of a film 86 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,160 called "Terminal Velocity." 87 00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:21,510 He's basking in the glow of Charlie Sheen's brave 88 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:23,640 and incredibly underrated performance 89 00:06:23,770 --> 00:06:26,640 as skydiver Ditch Brodie. 90 00:06:26,770 --> 00:06:29,690 And that boy knows his dream is going to come true. 91 00:06:29,820 --> 00:06:32,780 But he also knows dreams don't come cheap, 92 00:06:32,910 --> 00:06:35,610 and dreams need help, 93 00:06:35,740 --> 00:06:39,440 which is why you might want to hire someone professional 94 00:06:39,570 --> 00:06:42,220 who might be able to make sure that nothing bad happens, 95 00:06:42,350 --> 00:06:44,490 which is why I contracted you, 96 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:46,970 your company, Cloudaholics Skydiving, 97 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:48,970 to make sure everything went okay, 98 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:51,670 so that, say, I wouldn't be told, 99 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,190 pull your cord anytime after 10 seconds 100 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:57,460 and accidentally get caught up in the plane's jet stream, 101 00:06:57,590 --> 00:07:00,020 shoot straight up in the air instead of shooting down. 102 00:07:00,150 --> 00:07:04,110 Or--or I wouldn't be advised to say, hey, go ahead 103 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:05,900 and just jump on your own even though it's your first jump. 104 00:07:06,030 --> 00:07:08,640 You don't need a buddy up there when you're panicking. 105 00:07:08,770 --> 00:07:10,690 There's nobody up there. There's nobody around! 106 00:07:10,820 --> 00:07:15,130 Or--or so that you won't end up 100 miles from the target, 107 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:17,820 crumpled up on the ground, 90-- 108 00:07:17,950 --> 00:07:19,130 Too emotional. 109 00:07:19,260 --> 00:07:20,480 - Huh? 110 00:07:20,610 --> 00:07:21,390 - I said, it's too emotional. 111 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:22,790 It's too emotional, isn't it? 112 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:23,920 - Uh-- 113 00:07:24,050 --> 00:07:24,960 - I knew it, I knew it. 114 00:07:25,090 --> 00:07:26,140 I knew it. 115 00:07:26,270 --> 00:07:27,830 Look, it's too emotional. 116 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:29,400 Let me explain to you what I'm trying to do here, okay. 117 00:07:29,530 --> 00:07:31,970 I want to sue Cloudaholics Skydiving. 118 00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:33,490 I want to use the footage you have of me 119 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,450 almost dying in that field. 120 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,580 But I need to combine it with a perfect video. 121 00:07:37,710 --> 00:07:39,020 And my video sucks! 122 00:07:39,150 --> 00:07:40,280 It's too emotional. 123 00:07:40,410 --> 00:07:41,500 - I don't know. 124 00:07:41,630 --> 00:07:43,940 I think the emotion works. 125 00:07:44,070 --> 00:07:45,200 - Really? 126 00:07:45,330 --> 00:07:47,160 - Sure, yeah. 127 00:07:47,290 --> 00:07:48,940 I mean, it shows you're passionate, uncompromising. 128 00:07:49,070 --> 00:07:50,330 It'll play with the jury. 129 00:07:58,340 --> 00:08:01,820 - You just made me feel so good. 130 00:08:01,950 --> 00:08:07,050 You--I was just about to head into a full shame spiral 131 00:08:07,180 --> 00:08:09,180 of self-criticism, and you know what you did? 132 00:08:09,310 --> 00:08:10,750 - What? 133 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:12,790 - You saved me. 134 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:14,660 You saved me for the second time today. 135 00:08:14,790 --> 00:08:16,800 Because you are-- 136 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:19,320 I mean, who-- who are you anyway? 137 00:08:19,450 --> 00:08:21,100 You're an angel. You know what? 138 00:08:21,230 --> 00:08:22,800 Let me show you. 139 00:08:22,930 --> 00:08:24,850 I've been focused on myself this whole day. 140 00:08:24,980 --> 00:08:26,280 Okay, who are you? 141 00:08:26,410 --> 00:08:27,850 What's your name? 142 00:08:27,980 --> 00:08:29,720 - Elliot. 143 00:08:29,850 --> 00:08:31,940 - Elliot. [chuckling] Elliot, phone home, ET. 144 00:08:32,070 --> 00:08:32,990 Okay, what are you doing out here, Elliot? 145 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:34,550 Tell me. 146 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,290 - I'm taking pictures of birds. 147 00:08:36,420 --> 00:08:37,990 - Oh, yeah, I'm taking pictures of you. 148 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:39,470 What's your blog called? 149 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:41,040 - "Feathers." 150 00:08:41,170 --> 00:08:43,000 - That's a great name for a blog. 151 00:08:43,130 --> 00:08:44,740 But what are you doing in the middle of nowhere? 152 00:08:44,870 --> 00:08:46,000 Seriously, look at us. We're nowhere. 153 00:08:46,130 --> 00:08:48,130 What are you doing here? 154 00:08:48,260 --> 00:08:52,790 - A guy on the community had confirmed a sighting of a bird 155 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:54,220 that's on my life list. 156 00:08:54,350 --> 00:08:55,660 - Hmm. 157 00:08:55,790 --> 00:08:58,140 What's it called? 158 00:08:58,270 --> 00:08:59,490 - The American avocet. 159 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:00,800 - Yeah, what does it look like? 160 00:09:00,930 --> 00:09:04,710 - It's a long-legged bird 161 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:08,370 with slightly webbed feet and blue legs. 162 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:11,630 It's got a small, rounded head and a long black bill 163 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,590 that turns slightly upward at the end. 164 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,290 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait there. 165 00:09:16,420 --> 00:09:20,560 Did you say blue legs, webbed feet, 166 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:23,380 small, rounded head, and long black bill 167 00:09:23,510 --> 00:09:26,040 slightly curved at the end? 168 00:09:26,170 --> 00:09:27,260 - Yeah. 169 00:09:27,390 --> 00:09:29,960 - Oh, oh, oh, oh. 170 00:09:30,090 --> 00:09:32,830 Oh, this is going to be a good day, Elliot. 171 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:36,480 Elliot, come with me. 172 00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:37,090 Hey, where's your car? 173 00:09:37,220 --> 00:09:38,010 - You saw it? 174 00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:43,230 - Okay, keep that camera on. It could be here any second. 175 00:09:43,530 --> 00:09:47,190 I swear, I saw a whole flock of them right up here. 176 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,590 - Oh, man, I can't thank you enough for doing this. 177 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:51,980 Especially with everything you've been through today. 178 00:09:52,110 --> 00:09:52,980 - Are you kidding me? 179 00:09:53,110 --> 00:09:54,590 This is your wish. 180 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:55,070 I mean, what did you-- what did you call it? 181 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,940 A life list? 182 00:09:57,070 --> 00:09:59,940 You have to see this bird before you die, Elliot. 183 00:10:00,070 --> 00:10:01,330 - [laughs] 184 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:02,550 - Look at you. 185 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:04,560 Look at that happy little boy. 186 00:10:04,690 --> 00:10:06,510 I love how much you love these birds. 187 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:07,780 It's so pure and beautiful. 188 00:10:07,910 --> 00:10:08,860 Where does it come from? 189 00:10:08,990 --> 00:10:10,170 - I don't know. 190 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:11,430 I guess I like the whole thing. 191 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,520 I like sneaking up on them 192 00:10:13,650 --> 00:10:14,780 and spending some time with them 193 00:10:14,910 --> 00:10:17,000 before they know I'm there. 194 00:10:17,130 --> 00:10:19,440 When you spend that kind of quality time with a bird, 195 00:10:19,570 --> 00:10:20,310 you tend to get a little-- 196 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:21,960 - Obsessed? 197 00:10:22,090 --> 00:10:24,660 - Well, that's kind of a strong term. 198 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:25,920 - No, obsession has a bad rap. 199 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,230 There's nothing wrong with obsession. 200 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,580 It's natural. 201 00:10:28,710 --> 00:10:30,930 I mean... 202 00:10:31,060 --> 00:10:35,020 I'm a little obsessed with you, Elliot. 203 00:10:35,150 --> 00:10:38,330 I think you might be a little obsessed with me too. 204 00:10:38,460 --> 00:10:39,370 - What? 205 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:40,940 - I'm kidding! 206 00:10:41,070 --> 00:10:42,160 Awkward humor alert. Anyway, sorry. 207 00:10:42,290 --> 00:10:44,250 Continue, please. 208 00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:47,900 - Yeah, I mean, I guess I do get a little deep into it, 209 00:10:48,030 --> 00:10:50,300 but I'm not, like, a purist like a lot of birders. 210 00:10:50,430 --> 00:10:52,260 I mean, they look down on the fact that I film them. 211 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:53,950 - Wait, what? 212 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:55,690 - Yeah, there's, like, a whole thing about 213 00:10:55,820 --> 00:10:57,740 you know, being out in nature 214 00:10:57,870 --> 00:11:01,000 with the bird alone, no technology. 215 00:11:01,130 --> 00:11:04,050 But I don't know, I guess I'm different. 216 00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:09,790 For me, the way to enjoy it best is to film them. 217 00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:15,410 And then you end up with, like, these tapes 218 00:11:15,540 --> 00:11:17,800 you can watch over and over and over again. 219 00:11:17,930 --> 00:11:22,810 I mean, I have, like, a whole closet full of them. 220 00:11:22,940 --> 00:11:24,850 You probably think I'm a weirdo. 221 00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:26,120 [tires screeching] 222 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:30,030 - I don't think it's weird at all. 223 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:31,950 - Huh? 224 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,170 - I think it's beautiful. 225 00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:36,390 This is beautiful, man. 226 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:39,350 This--this sharing, this-- this honesty here, it's just... 227 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,220 While I have you, just the two of us, 228 00:11:43,350 --> 00:11:45,480 can I ask, 229 00:11:45,610 --> 00:11:48,310 you ever bait your birds? 230 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,180 - What do you mean? 231 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,230 - I think you know what I mean. 232 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,270 You ever try to lure them in a little bit with, like, 233 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,620 a "ca-caw," bird call, or maybe some food? 234 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:58,540 - No, I'd never do that. 235 00:11:58,670 --> 00:11:59,760 That's entirely unethical. 236 00:11:59,890 --> 00:12:01,020 - What about capturing? 237 00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:02,060 - Capturing? 238 00:12:02,190 --> 00:12:03,850 - Yeah. 239 00:12:03,980 --> 00:12:05,500 You ever want to, like-- like, jump on them with a bag, 240 00:12:05,630 --> 00:12:06,980 and like, you know, 241 00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:08,330 try and take a little buddy home with you? 242 00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:09,460 - No, God, no. 243 00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:10,770 - Why? 244 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:12,470 Would the birds die in the bag? 245 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,770 - I don't think so. 246 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,430 It'd just be hard to catch in the first place. 247 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:18,210 Besides, I never do that. 248 00:12:18,340 --> 00:12:20,210 - Elliot, have you seen the film "American Beauty"? 249 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,910 There is a line from it that perfectly encapsulates 250 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,130 what we're talking about here. 251 00:12:23,260 --> 00:12:25,090 - Shut up, shut up, shut up. 252 00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:26,650 Did you see that? 253 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:29,480 - Wait, where--where you going? 254 00:12:29,610 --> 00:12:31,440 Wait, wait. Elliot! 255 00:12:31,570 --> 00:12:32,750 Come back! 256 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:37,970 - Shit! 257 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:41,970 Shit! 258 00:12:43,710 --> 00:12:45,020 I'm sorry, man. 259 00:12:45,150 --> 00:12:46,110 I thought for sure that-- 260 00:12:50,630 --> 00:12:51,900 Sir? 261 00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:57,640 Hello? 262 00:13:04,690 --> 00:13:07,130 Where did you go? 263 00:13:34,630 --> 00:13:36,510 [scraping] 264 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:37,900 Fuck. 265 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:41,900 Guess I'm going to have to go find him. 266 00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:47,730 [both screaming] 267 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,780 [running footsteps] 268 00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:51,350 - Elliot. 269 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:52,740 Elliot, don't you walk away from me. 270 00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:53,650 Don't you walk away from me. 271 00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:54,310 I got something to say to you! 272 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:57,220 Hey! 273 00:13:57,350 --> 00:14:02,140 Look, sometimes a man, he can spend all his time 274 00:14:02,270 --> 00:14:04,970 looking for a special bird, and he doesn't realize 275 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:08,630 there's, like, a pretty decent regular bird in front of him. 276 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,020 You feel your heart? 277 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:10,540 You feel the way it's beating right now, 278 00:14:10,670 --> 00:14:12,800 that gushing blood? 279 00:14:12,930 --> 00:14:14,670 You were looking for the--for that feeling 280 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,110 from that special bird, 281 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:20,030 and sometimes there's a regular bird 282 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,380 right in front of you that can-- 283 00:14:21,510 --> 00:14:22,900 that can give you that same feeling. 284 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,340 Do you understand what I'm saying? 285 00:14:24,470 --> 00:14:25,770 - Yeah. 286 00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:27,510 - Elliot, do not lie to me. 287 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,210 No more lying. 288 00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:32,520 Do you understand what I'm saying to you? 289 00:14:32,650 --> 00:14:34,520 - Yes, yes. 290 00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:45,100 - Come on. 291 00:14:46,490 --> 00:14:49,450 [engine starts] 292 00:14:49,580 --> 00:14:52,100 [dinging] 293 00:14:53,670 --> 00:14:55,240 - Door's locked. 294 00:14:55,370 --> 00:14:56,850 - Mm-hmm. 295 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,460 - The door is locked! 296 00:14:59,590 --> 00:15:02,070 - I know. 297 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,510 - Okay, can you push the little button? 298 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,030 Do you want to? 299 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:09,290 - Not really. 300 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,170 - Okay, what's going on? 301 00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:19,870 - I can explain that. 302 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,520 - Yeah, I can explain it too. 303 00:15:21,650 --> 00:15:26,050 This is bird bait. 304 00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:30,750 And this is a liar. 305 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,100 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 306 00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:33,540 Sir! 307 00:15:36,230 --> 00:15:37,370 Sir! 308 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,940 [tires squealing] 309 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,330 - This is not going to work 310 00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:50,070 unless we're honest with each other, Elliot. 311 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:52,470 - What? 312 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:53,990 - I first need you to admit that 313 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:57,430 you're a little bit obsessed with me. 314 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:00,350 - I can't--I can't understand what you're saying. 315 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,780 - I said, I'm not giving you your car back 316 00:16:02,910 --> 00:16:05,440 until you admit that you're obsessed with me! 317 00:16:05,570 --> 00:16:06,790 - Okay. 318 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,570 I'm obsessed. 319 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,100 - With me. 320 00:16:12,230 --> 00:16:14,710 - Yes, yes, with you. 321 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,490 - Okay, good. That's good. 322 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:19,800 Now, second, I need you to tell me 323 00:16:19,930 --> 00:16:24,240 you understood what I meant with my special bird metaphor. 324 00:16:24,370 --> 00:16:26,280 - I--I think I understood. 325 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:29,110 - I don't think you did, Elliot. 326 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,510 - Can I just have my car back now? 327 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,420 - No, you may not. 328 00:16:32,550 --> 00:16:33,380 Not until you tell me you understood what I meant 329 00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:35,770 with my special bird metaphor! 330 00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:37,770 - Can you please just come back here 331 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:40,080 so we can talk about this without screaming? 332 00:16:42,470 --> 00:16:44,390 - You are so frustrating! 333 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,170 God! 334 00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:00,880 - Jesus Christ. 335 00:17:10,850 --> 00:17:12,240 What? 336 00:17:13,770 --> 00:17:17,380 Where? Where? 337 00:17:17,510 --> 00:17:18,510 Where? 338 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:19,820 Where? Where? 339 00:17:19,950 --> 00:17:20,950 - It's in the pond. 340 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:23,340 The blue legs, the webbed feet. 341 00:17:23,470 --> 00:17:26,170 - [panting] 342 00:17:29,870 --> 00:17:32,130 [sighs] Man, fuck this. 343 00:17:35,090 --> 00:17:39,490 Look, can I just have my keys back now, please? 344 00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:40,580 - No, Elliot. 345 00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:42,360 No, you cannot. 346 00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:44,320 Not until we clear up all these lies. 347 00:17:44,450 --> 00:17:46,970 - Oh, man, I am getting so tired of this. 348 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,980 The sun is going down. 349 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,980 I know you think I've been lying to you. 350 00:17:51,110 --> 00:17:52,890 - No, no, Elliot. No, no, no, no, no. 351 00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:55,460 It's not you, it's me. 352 00:17:55,590 --> 00:17:57,510 I'm the one who's been lying. 353 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,120 - It's okay. 354 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,120 We all do it. 355 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,510 I--I lied about the baiting. 356 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,120 - Clearly. 357 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:07,820 - Can I just have my keys? 358 00:18:07,950 --> 00:18:10,740 And I will drop you wherever you need to go. 359 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,350 - No. 360 00:18:15,350 --> 00:18:17,350 No. No. 361 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,920 No. 362 00:18:19,050 --> 00:18:20,050 I need you to understand 363 00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:21,790 why I have been so emotional. 364 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:22,920 And I need to show you. 365 00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:24,620 And when I show you, Elliot, 366 00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:26,750 you are going to understand everything. 367 00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,240 Okay, you rolling? You ready? - Yeah. - Okay. 368 00:18:31,370 --> 00:18:32,370 Here we go. 369 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:37,020 Uh, hold on. [chuckles] 370 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,590 Helps if there's a little bit of wind. 371 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,900 Give that another shot. 372 00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:46,340 It's just--anyway, the point is that 373 00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:48,470 the regular bag sort of undulates and dances 374 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,470 in this very special way because of the wind. 375 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,210 If you'd seen "American Beauty" or listened 376 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,690 to what I was trying to tell you before 377 00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:56,090 you cut me off earlier, you'd understand. 378 00:18:56,220 --> 00:19:00,920 But fine, we're here now, so it's-- 379 00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:03,660 it's really-- there's never any wind 380 00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:04,750 when you need it, is there, Eliot? 381 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:05,840 It's really frustrating. 382 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:07,270 - Yeah, I think I get it. 383 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,880 - No, Eliot, I really don't think you do. 384 00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:09,880 - I don't-- - No, you don't get it! 385 00:19:10,010 --> 00:19:11,360 You don't get it! 386 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,630 Elliot? 387 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,330 - Yeah? 388 00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:28,290 - I'm just trying-- 389 00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:30,160 I'm just trying to tell you I think you're special. 390 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,910 That's all I'm trying to do here, all day. 391 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:41,870 That's why I lied to you about the bird. 392 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:46,220 It's why I lied to you about Cloudaholics Skydiving. 393 00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:48,750 I didn't get lost up there, Elliot. 394 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:49,920 I found you. 395 00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:52,970 I found you down here. 396 00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:56,150 It was almost like-- like you were baiting me. 397 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,020 And so I came to you. 398 00:19:58,150 --> 00:20:00,500 And then you spent all day 399 00:20:00,630 --> 00:20:04,940 looking for that stupid special bird! 400 00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:07,290 And I'm just regular. 401 00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:13,250 Why can't regular be special, Elliot? 402 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,470 - Look, dude, I don't-- 403 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:15,250 - Elliot, shut your mouth. 404 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,600 Shut up, shut up. 405 00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:23,480 [whispering] The special bird is right there. 406 00:20:23,610 --> 00:20:25,260 Elliot! I know you don't believe me. 407 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,960 I would not lie about this. 408 00:20:27,090 --> 00:20:28,130 Look! 409 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,350 - Uh... 410 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,700 - Look! 411 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,310 Look! 412 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:45,760 - Holy shit. 413 00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:47,280 It's the avocet. 414 00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:48,720 - That's right, Elliot. 415 00:20:48,850 --> 00:20:51,160 It's your special bird. 416 00:20:51,290 --> 00:20:53,200 And now you have a choice to make. 417 00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:55,860 And this is not a test in any way. 418 00:20:55,990 --> 00:20:58,820 Special or regular? 419 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,800 - What are you doing? - I baited you. 420 00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:28,330 I baited you. 421 00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:29,240 - What the fuck are you doing? 422 00:21:29,370 --> 00:21:30,410 Get away from me. 423 00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:31,460 - Yeah! 424 00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:32,630 Elliot! 425 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:33,680 Go! 426 00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:34,940 - What are you doing? 427 00:21:35,070 --> 00:21:37,070 [laughter] 428 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,560 [panting and grunting] 429 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,520 [grunting] 430 00:21:55,790 --> 00:21:57,180 - It's okay. 431 00:21:57,310 --> 00:21:59,140 It's okay. 432 00:21:59,270 --> 00:22:01,530 It's okay. It's okay. 433 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:06,320 [panting] 434 00:22:44,010 --> 00:22:46,840 [dramatic music] 28758

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