All language subtitles for the_cosby_show_s08e16_eat_drink_and_be_wary

Thank you.

All right, honey, now take care.

Don't you want to stay a little while?

Do you have to leave?

Well, no.

But I better.

I better leave right now. You better go
now. Well, Washington's gain is our

loss. I want you to behave yourself.

In this dress?

Hey, I don't want you going out there
running up and down the hallways.

knocking on strange men's doors and
streaking past the White House.

Well, what can I do then?

Because I know what you'll be doing.
What will I be doing? Tell me. No, you

shouldn't go out this way.

Tell me to behave myself. Yes. And
you've got an unsupervised weekend ahead

you. I don't need any supervision.

Don't go up under there, dear.

How did you know I was going up under
there? You're only going to get soot,

that's all I'm telling you. Soot.

Soot. There is cholesterol in this
kitchen.

No, there's not.

I know you. There are cookies and chips
hidden. No, there's no chips. Nothing,

I'm telling you.

That's what we're eating. See?

That's what I'm eating.

Look at the greens on top. Please,
please, please don't demonstrate those

little uncut vegetables to me. I know
you.

As soon as I walk out of the door,
you're taking them back to the market.

going to trade them in for some sad
lunch meat. Oh, this is pitiful. I'm

I am hurt. What's in there?

Seven grain bread.

Yeah, right. Would have been 11, but I
got to the bakery too late.

So, that's it.

Now, go on and go to Washington, D .C.
You'll want out your welcome.

Go ahead.

There's nothing there. I'm going to drag
it out in the light. I'm going to be

late.

See, your son's calling. Bye -bye.

All right, honey.

Take care.

Okay. You be good now.

I will. All right.

Go ahead.

Here we go. I'll call you soon if I get
there. Please.

I miss you.

Bye. Especially in the dark.

Oh.

Oh.

I'm cooking.

I've turned over a new leaf now, I'm
telling you. You never know when I'm

to show up.

Well, I'll be ready for you.

Okay, what do you think about this skirt
and this top?

No way.

What's the matter with this?

It doesn't make a statement at all. Hey,
you're wearing daisies. What kind of

statement does that make?

Now, look what I'm wearing. What do
these say to you?

Susan, those are so...

She pairs for a dollar at the accessory
hut.

Do you know how Sharon Williams and her
two so -called friends, Mary and Joanne,

are getting to the dance?

Isn't their mom dropping in? Yeah,
that's what I heard.

Nope.

Their mother's giving them money for a
cab. No, no way. I don't believe it.

She's probably just making that up.
Yeah. No, it's true.

Oh, you know them. We're going to hear
about this forever. I know how we could

make a statement and show Sharon who's
really hot and independent.

What? Forget about the cab.

We could take this.

Subway to the dance.

Subway? Into Manhattan at night?

What is more hot and independent than an
adventuresome woman? Rudy, you are so

right. Can you imagine the look on
Sharon and her friends' faces when we

them how we got to the dance? Yeah.

Wait, what about our parents? What about
them? Yeah. Do you think they'll let us

go? Hey, as long as we can tell them
that we're responsible and that we know

what we're doing, I don't see why they
wouldn't let us go. Yeah.

By the way, how do we get there?

Are you finished with my gold hoop
earrings?

Pam, Charmaine, come on in.

If you were going to take the subway
tonight into Manhattan near LaGuardia

how would you get there? By the subway.

Well, that's easy, girlfriend. You just
go to the Clark Street Station, take the

number two to three, either to 241st
Street in the Bronx or 148th Street in

Harlem. Make sure you stay in the middle
of the cars, transfer from Fulton

Street Station, go up the stairs, and
this is also the Royal Nassau Street

Station. Then you take the A to
Washington Heights.

Thank you, Charmaine.

Now, why would we want to go there?

We don't. We're going to the movies.

Talk about them, Charmaine.

Oh. Rudy.

There's going to be a dance there
tonight.

And you think your dad's going to let
you take the subway there at night?

how old were you when you first took the
subway at night?

I was ten.

And I was nine. I was just tall for my
age.

Wow. If our parents would let us do
that... We'd be really mature by now.

I know. Instead of being dropped off
like a bunch of kids.

Listen to that. They don't want to be
driven places.

Imagine that. I mean, if my family had a
car and they had time to drive me

around, honey, I would call people to
come out their house to come watch me

leave.

Well, we want to take the subway.
Instead of people saying, who are they?

be saying, there they are.

And we have to show them that we know
what we're doing.

So could you go over those directions
again, please?

Sure. You take the number two to three
to 241st Street in the Bronx. Hold on.

Wait, wait, wait.

Let me get a pencil and pad so I won't
miss a thing.

They're going to get lost.

Well, Tracy just got in town today, so
we're going out to dinner at Abbott's.

Oh, my goodness. Well, bless you. We
thought we'd stop by here first and say

Where's Mom? I want to return this law
book that I borrowed from her.

Mom is away at Washington, D .C., pardon
me, at Lawyer's Convention, you see.

But you know, you guys can join us. Come
on.

Oh, no, no.

We're celebrating.

Tracy just drove in from Oregon.

You're kidding.

How long did it take you?

Six weeks.

Well, you know, they've upped the speed
limit.

No, Dr.

Huxtable, I stopped to take photographs.

Yeah, Tracy's going to be publishing a
book.

Really? What's it about?

Well, I'm driving cross -country, but
I'm taking the back roads, not the main

highway, photographing my impressions of
small -town America.

Photography. Was that your major at
Princeton?

Uh, no.

It was architecture.

But you see, one day I realized that I
was not enjoying what I was doing. So I

picked up my camera and I told my
parents that this is what I want to do.

Are your parents, how do they feel about
this career change after they spent

$140 ,000?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Tracy takes very good photographs.

Yeah? All right. Well, good luck.

Good luck. Oh, Dad, broccoli?

Steamed.

And chicken.

Boiled.

Brown rice. Brown rice, the only way you
can do it.

Yes, indeed.

Well, Dad, where's the stuff that you're
going to eat?

That's it.

Tracy, every time my mother goes out of
town, my dad gorges himself on junk

food. I'm telling you, I turned over a
new leaf.

Well, Dad, you know, you turned over a
new leaf a couple of times before, but

the problem was that the old leaf was
always right under there waiting for

Go ahead, sing something.

Oh, okay, the attire for going out. You
got it all together?

Yep, it's all ready.

Okay, and your mother is going to pick
the three of you up here and take you

to the dance.

I'm asking you a question.

Yeah, okay.

And your mother is going to pick the
three of you up at the dance.

And drop Rudy off here.

That's the plan.

Or maybe we'll take the subway.

Nice try.

Nice try.

I have to...

give a lecture. I know none of you like
lectures.

But Rudy is our last child.

And I knew from experience, the other
four, that when the three of you came

in a line, there was something tricky
going on.

So then, you walk off and you say, oh,
we take this that way.

Like, hoping that maybe...

one of those steam plants.

Well, it didn't.

I heard subway.

Not car. I heard, well, maybe it takes a
subway.

Now, all I want to know is subway.

I mean, how are you going to do that?

Oh, we'll buy some token.

going to knock me out, tie me up, throw
me down in the cellar, and the three of

you take off on a subway to go to this
dance.

We'll be in high school only two years.

This changes the subject, doesn't it?

We've gone to the subway to now when
you're graduating and going to be in

school. What does that have to do with
tonight's subway?

See, all we have to do is take the 2 to
the Bronx or the 3 to Harlem, then

transfer to the CRA to Bronx or
Washingtonite, and then get off at

Square, West 4th Street.

Good.

So you keep that in mind two years from
now when you're in high school.

Okay? But, Dad... But, no, no, no,
please don't but, Dad, me.

I've got three young ladies.

supposed to have somebody pick them up
and take them to the... And now you all

are changing this thing around on me. I
need two parents, a volunteer, to ride

the subway train with you.

But, Dad, if a parent goes along, it's
the same thing that's driving us there.

Could you clarify that?

Well, the point is we want to go by
ourselves.

Ah!

Ah! Then the answer's easy.

No!

Very much.

And that doesn't help either.

Get me in trouble.

Oh, yeah, sure, go ahead.

Right, and I'll be popular with the
kids. And then the parents call up. Have

seen our children?

They're on the 11 o 'clock news, you
know.

Spinach, mushrooms with a vinaigrette
sauce, and I mixed it all around. Go

ahead, hit it.

Salad?

Yes, the crunchy green stuff. You've all
eaten it before. Good for you.

Nutrition. Oh, okay, I get it. The
nutrients before the feet. Right.

So what's the second course, Cousin
Cliff?

Cooking!

No.

Chicken!

Boiled, with the skin taken off.

You're serving a lot of green food,
Cousin Cliff. No.

Balance it out. Have a carbohydrate.

French fries?

and 30.

And what time would this movie be
letting out?

9 .30.

9 .30, the same time our dance ends.

Well, you know Dad won't let us ride the
subway alone at night. We need a

chaperone. Since we're going to St.
Moira, do you think that we could...

with you there?

You're going to have it. I already did.
She says it's okay.

And I guess... I did too.

Go ahead.

Catching up on the news.

Oh. Mm -hmm. Can I read the newspaper,
too?

Okay,

I'll give you the funny.

No, no, no.

I want to catch up on the news.

I'll give you the front page.

That's the front part of the paper.

I'll give you all...

thought you'd live to see the day what,
dear?

You have to wait until I'm finished.

Boy, oh boy.

Boy,

oh boy, huh?

Boy... Boy, oh boy.

Says here that Olivia Kendall

Has to wash the dishes and clean the
stove

and do the kitchen floor.

be able to get all that by 830 tonight?

I don't know. Look in your paper. It has
all the big news.

It was great. I had Tracy drop me off
here. Yeah, you did?

Mm -hmm. Oh.

Oh, good.

Yeah, so the dinner was fine, and all
the children are gone now,

and Olivia's upstairs, got her all
bedded down, and I'm thinking

about turning in myself.

You planning on staying?

Mm -hmm.

Hi.

Dr. Huxtable, here you go.

Buffalo wings, extra sauce on the side.

One pizza and one pint of coffee ice
cream.

Mrs. Huxtable must be out of town.

fight tonight.

Olivia, this food you ordered is here.

Thank you. Enjoy the fight, Doctor.

Thank you.

They're not allowed up here, you know,
and you are the first.

And so, I want you to enjoy this to the
fullest, because I'm going to enjoy

you.

Hello?

sweetheart.

And how are you?

I'm fine.

I owe you an apology.

This morning I doubted your commitment
to your diet and that was wrong.

Yeah, well, listen, honey, don't make a
big thing out of it. Don't wear yourself

out, you know. Just let bygones be
bygones.

So how was your dinner?

Dinner? Yeah.

Oh, it was fantastic.

Just enjoyed it. You know, the broccoli
florets, they were like little brooms

sweeping out the arteries.

Oh, I'm glad you feel better.

You must be very, very exhausted by now,
so get yourself some rest. Well, I

am. I am tired, but...

I attended a most interesting seminar
today on partnership assessment.

And do you know what the most important
element in a successful partnership is?

Trust. I love you.

Good night.

Yes, I love you too, honey.

Good night.

Okay.

Dirty, dirty.

Dirty. Dirty.

Dirty. Dirty lowdown.

No good wife.

Dirty.

Able to look through the telephone.

Ah, you're no good dirty.