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All right.

When can I come down?

Momentito, oh, impatient flower.

Is that the ribbon, the ceremonial
ribbon? It's the plate.

Okay, the ceremonial scissors?

Ceremonial orchestra.

Oh,

lovely flower.

Of this house. You may come down now.

I say unto you.

Now, what is all this about?

Good morning, Mrs. Huckable. I am your
escort for the morning.

Theodoro, Duke of Brooklyn.

Yes.

Good morning, Duke. Where do I go with
sweet?

Well, that is for me to knoweth and
youeth to find out. Just go with it,

All right.

Here we go.

Right this way, please.

Claire

Huxtable,

do you remember some time last summer?

When I looked at you and I said, I'm
going to build a room for you.

Claire Huxtable, you see this before...
Please come back, dear.

You see before you that this is a room
that you will be able to move into

and no longer will you be able to hear.

Will you please pick me up at the mall?

Will you... Please make my dental
appointment.

Will you please get the bubble gum out
of my hair?

No! This is it! The Claire Hanks
Huxtable Memorial Room, and you don't

be dead to enjoy it.

This is very sweet.

Yes. But the room is not done yet.

Ha -ha! You underestimate your loyal
subjects.

Would you do the honor, Your Eminence?
But of course.

Craftsmen would say, flight of hand.

Or in French, le jour de mort.

This rock wasn't due for another week.

Le jour de mort.

Wow.

Le jour de mort.

A telephone?

Le jour de mort, Mom.

All I can say is this is the best gift
that anyone has ever given me, and I

thank you. Thank you, one and all. No,
Ma, you're welcome. You're welcome,

Cousin Clare.

Don't mention it. You're welcome, Cousin
Clare. You people walk around acting

like you had something to do with this.
You had nothing to do with this. You

didn't plan it, you didn't build it, and
you certainly didn't pay for it. The

only thing you did was make this room
necessary.

For that, I am grateful. You see, Cousin
Clare, we did help.

Yes. Excuse me.

Come inside.

There you go. Now, everybody outside.

I thought this was a room -warming
party. Yeah, we came here to celebrate.

yeah, yeah. Come on now. Let's go. We're
in sparkling cider.

You people are going into the living
room and drink there. Take one last look

this room because it's the last time
you'll see it. Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Boy, pushy. Thank you very much. Act
like he owns the place. Thank you very,

very much.

Acting like I own the place. Now, before
you get busy touching everything, check

this out.

Here is your special private room
packet.

Now, listen to me carefully.

And this is the number for your private
phone.

Now, step this way. Now, when you want
to get into this room, madame, you're

going to be able to set this. This is a
thick letter code.

You set this, and nobody can get in
except the person who knows the code.

the secret code, you see. So you have
six letters. For instance, if you want

to be back off, B -A -C -O -F -F.

Or stay away, S -T -A -W -A -Y.

Stay away, you see.

That's your code, huh? My room.

My room. Six letters. All right. Honey,
enjoy this.

And just, yes, yes.

Yes. Oh, yes.

Here we go.

So,

now,

if you will, I'm just going to go check.
Oh, boy.

I'm just going to go check on the
children. So if you will give me the

code number for the door. You know, just
so I can have in case of emergency.

Emergency? Yes.

Well, listen.

You know.

Oh. Yes.

Oh, I see.

Well, you know what? I have to sit here
by myself and think about that.

I have to sit here alone and figure out.

What my secret code will be.

Alone.

Thank you. Alone.

You need some help in getting up? No,
no, no.

Now, that was nice. Yeah, we hooked it
up right.

Now, time to do science.

Yeah, warm it up.

No, we should wait for Mom.

Mom!

Let me tell you something. Your mother
is enjoying the room.

Understand? She'll come out when she
wants to come out.

So in the meantime, everybody just
chill.

She's going to come out soon. We have to
go grocery shopping. You know...

This is not a fox hunt.

So you stop hounding your mother.

But, but dad.

What kind of word is that? But dad, but
dad, but dad.

Okay.

Dad, I was just going to go and ask
where the cookie cutters were because

going to make Christmas cookies.

Right. And you don't know where the
cookie cutters are?

No. Have you looked for them?

No. Ha ha.

Mom. She knows where they are, and Mom's
right there, so why should I just go

looking for her?

She's going down the back stairs. That's
at her house. No, Ava, stop it.

I'm telling all of you. Sit down.

Your mother wants to come in here.

She will come in here.

Okay? That's fair enough, isn't it?

Where are you going?

I'm going to make Christmas cookies.

I'll help.

Go make your cookies. And don't send her
either. Don't try that old trick of

sending the young dumb one.

I'm just going to make out a grocery
list. And the same thing goes for you,

I think I'm going to get the Christmas

lights and fix them. Get them ready to
decorate the house.

Any volunteers?

love to help you, but... No, no, no, no.
It's not you really would.

Huh? I'm giving you a chance to
volunteer.

Yeah. Let me just explain. The only
reason I'm not volunteering is because

blood sugar's low, man.

It's low?

It's low. You need something to carry it
up? Yeah, and there's nothing in the

refrigerator. Okay.

Well, let's put it this way.

We'll work on these Christmas lights.
And then I will rush you to the

All right?

Gosh,

this thing has been answering me for...

Hello, this is Claire.

One of the Wisps, Free Spirit.

I don't feel like... talking to you
right now.

Nothing personal. I'm just not in the
mood. But should my mood shift, I'll get

back to you.

Hello?

Hi, Daniel.

Hi, this is Aunt Claire. How are you?

Is your mom home?

Can I speak to her?

Thank you.

Sister Sarah.

Hi, girl.

Guess where your big sister is at this
very moment, even as we speak.

That's right.

No, it is finished.

Listen. Listen to this.

Wasn't that gorgeous?

Isn't that beautiful?

No, no. I said I'd live in here for a
little while before I put the furniture

in. Oh, but wait, wait, wait. There's
something else I want you to listen to.

Hold on.

French doors.

Inside.

Outside.

Inside.

Outside.

Isn't that great?

Wasn't that lovely?

No, I've not lost my mind.

But listen, I do need your help. Yeah,
I've got these pictures that I need to

hang and he's doing what?

Well, Sarah, I'm going to let you go,
dear, but I just want to tell you that

room is your room. If you ever need
refuge, my room is your room.

Where's your spontaneity, dear? Of
course it's a long haul from Denver for

minutes of solitude.

But it's worth it.

I love you, too. Bye.

Oh, it took me 28 years to get here, but
I'm here.

Listen, I finished testing all the
Christmas lights. Uh -huh. Yep, I

them in, and the bulbs that were burnt
out are unscrewed, and that's that.

May I ask you a question?

Yeah.

You've seen me put these lights together
before, haven't you?

Yeah. When you were a little boy, you
helped me, and I explained how to do

Yeah. Did you ever hear me say, now, the
way to do it?

Is to just plug them in and the lights
are out, you unscrew them, and then

that's it?

No. Uh -huh. Well, why did you think I
was doing all that other work?

I don't know, Dad. I thought maybe you
didn't have anything better to do.

Okay, man, never mind. I just thought
that, you know, working with these

is passing down family tradition.

Dad, let me ask you a question. What?
Okay, and please take no offense. No.

Shouldn't you be passing this tradition
down to Sandra?

I mean, one, she is your oldest child,
and two, she lives here.

Check with Sandra.

She's not ready.

And Denise is in Asia.

And if Denise were here, she wouldn't be
ready.

Now, are you ready? No, Dad, I'm not
ready.

Okay, Dad.

No, no. I don't have any kids.

Hey, man. I'll tell you what.

When I have kids and when it's Christmas
time, I will come back and I will pick

up that tradition. Pick it right up,
yeah. Pick up the tradition.

Well, you'll do it in somebody else's
house because you won't be allowed in

here.

No, I'm not threatening you or anything,
man. I'm just talking to you.

Father to son, please don't touch me.

Father to son, man. Look, I'm just
trying to build a family tradition.

And if you don't want it,

Then, I cried with him.

I'll take that.

And then on the guest one, son, and look
at what he got.

because he said we can decorate them.
But look at them, they're inflated.

And why are they like this?

I don't know.

Mom would know, but you're not letting
us ask her.

Well, Rudy, it doesn't matter how they
look, it's how they taste.

You still have to ask Mom.

We didn't have all the right
ingredients, so we had to do a little

We could have avoided this disaster if
we had access to the proper channel.

Are you telling me that this is my
fault?

Yes, sir. These cookies are puffy and
bad because I said for you all to

go... I'm telling you right now, they
aren't just puffy and bad. These are

and disgusting.

I'm confused because why are you eating
them?

I told you before my blood sugar was
low, but I don't know you.

The point is, you can't say that because
you can't get in touch with your

mother, that's why these cookies are
puffy. If you go shopping, who buys the

ingredients to put in the cookies?
There's where the fault is. We're

about purchaser's power.

You get it? Yeah.

Got any money?

Did you hear that? Yeah. Cousin Claire!

Mom! That was her desk, man.

She's moving in that room.

Well, she's supposed to, son. That's her
room.

Dad, this is getting weird. She's not
coming out.

Yeah, Cousin Cliff, aren't you worried?
She doesn't have any food in there.

Well, I'll take her a sandwich.

Now, that's a good idea. She must be
hungry, because obviously we're

Dr. Huxville, got a delivery.

Anybody call for Chinese food?

Not me. Not me. Not me. We'll take it,
though.

I'm afraid there's some mistake.

Oh, no, no, no. I have specific
instructions. It says, head straight for

kitchen, turn right into the dining
room, take a left, and come alone.

Yes, sir.

There you are.

There you go. Hey, why is the door open?
It's cold in here.

We're putting the Christmas lights up.
You guys are just in time to help.

Okay, have a cookie.

Have a cookie. No, no, thank you. I'll
get some later, thank you.

You know, it's not that we really need
Mom to make Christmas cookies, but it's

just more fun with her.

I can understand that. It's like you
have someone to share it with. Kind of

hanging Christmas lights.

We'll tell all of you something about
privacy.

Privacy is is being able to have a
complete thought and follow it all the

through without somebody coming in, but
dad, but dad, but dad.

To this day, I don't know how smart I
actually could be because

people keep coming in and jamming my
thoughts. I don't know how many

I could have created had I been able to
have a complete

thought.

And that's what I'm trying to give to
your mother. You people are always

and jamming. That's why I do these
Christmas lights.

Because as soon as I start work on them,
people disappear.

I just hope that my wife is in that room
just being

within herself.

Roll that street all the way. No, no,
take her hand. Watch yourself.

Watch yourself.

Watch yourself. Look both ways when you
cross the street.