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Okay, so Ted, I can count on you and
your musicians to be here Saturday at 5.
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On time.
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Thank you. All right.
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Got it. All together.
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Wow, wow, what?
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Hey, Dad, let's ask you a question, huh?
Have you and Mom figured out what
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you're going to do for the anniversary?
We certainly have. We certainly have.
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We are going to spend the time with each
other going back to the old days.
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You see, a long, long time ago, Mrs.
Huxtable and I, on our honeymoon, went
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clean but shabby little restaurant
called the Callaloo Pot.
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You mean you'd taken her back to a
shabby little restaurant?
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The Callaloo Pot.
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closed a long, long time ago.
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I'm going to bring the Callaloo Pot here
along with
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a live calypso band.
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How are you going to do that?
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Well, I called the restaurant
association and I found the name of the
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He said he'd be more than happy to come
to the house and cook. The band is
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coming over.
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And you have it. I got it. Look, since
you're going to provide the food and the
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music, let's say we provide the
atmosphere.
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You can do that. And I'll tell you
exactly how.
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By clearing out.
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Dad, listen, you don't understand.
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I'm serious. We can redecorate the
dining room to make it look like the
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plot. Right, right. I got the beat. I
grew up with West Indians my whole life.
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Please, Dad. Come on, please.
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No, no, no. Because you all, the first
thing you will do is you all will start
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project and leave something hanging in
the middle. That's the way you do
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No,
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you said that to me. I've been suckered
into this many, many times. This will be
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our gift to you and Mom.
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Yes, I've seen and heard these gifts.
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We deliver to you a quality Callaloo
pot. We will do it complete and on time
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using very little money.
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Come on.
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Okay. You know what?
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Look.
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Upstairs, I have a picture of your
mother and me
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in that restaurant.
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I'll let you have the picture.
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You try to duplicate.
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We'll make this perfect anniversary
dinner. You got it. All right. This is
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just for me. This is for your mother.
You got it. You got it.
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My
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anniversary
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bride.
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Happy anniversary.
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I'm very sorry, sir, but I'm already
married to a very well -established
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of law books.
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Go on out and make sure you keep going
and don't come back here until after
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work. Don't dare try to circle the block
and come back here and see what I'm
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preparing for you. You are the best. You
are the sweetest and the cutest, too.
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Thank you so much. Now give me a hint.
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I've been hiding this, but I have...
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I'm covering these walls with blow -ups
of you when you were a baby.
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And then, for entertainment, I'm going
to tell them your age.
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Now, that's enough now.
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That's enough. Yes. No, that's enough
now.
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That's quite all right. Thank you very
much. You asked to find out.
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It's going to be a wonderful day. I know
everything I need to know.
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Dad?
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Look at this.
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I paid nothing for this.
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Look at this. What do you think?
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I spent a week collecting decorations
for tonight.
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I call it my, uh, tropics and a drum.
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Dad, don't you get it?
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Your son rolls to the challenge. The
task.
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to find in New York City authentic
Caribbean objects?
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All right, let me show you what I'm
talking about.
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Yes, look at this.
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Look at this.
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There you go, see?
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On loan from Seaside Pizzeria.
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Later on, my quest...
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led me over to the boathouse at Central
Park where the kid negotiated dinner.
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Guess what?
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I got it for free.
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Let me show you what else I got.
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I went over to the flower district and I
picked over some leftovers.
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Now, don't worry about the brown parts.
I'm going to cut those off.
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Hey, Dad.
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Dad.
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Mr.
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Atkins, how are you, sir?
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Dr. Hoxtable. Yes, yes, yes.
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Good to see you after 27 years.
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Yes. Too bad I didn't know you then.
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Well,
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the kitchen. Well, good customers is
like spices. They're many and varied.
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But without them, you're out of
business.
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Yes, indeed.
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Well, here it is. Here it is.
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What do you think?
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What a beautiful place to create.
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Yes. Ah, the sauces, the aromas, the
succulent juices that will flow from
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Yes, indeed.
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No. No, we don't have them. Desirable,
but not crucial. All right. Okay. Now,
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let us talk about the menu. Yes. Then I
shall go shop.
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Yes. First, I want you to fix for me and
my
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wife conch fritters.
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Ah, yes.
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Conch fritters.
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Conch. Yes. The most delectable.
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Yes. but no longer fashionable of
shellfish.
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But if you both, I could puree the conch
with a colorful array of spring
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vegetables and blacken them in Cajun
spices.
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I don't think so.
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I'm talking about conch fritters that
you would take and roll the
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conch in the filler.
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and then dip them into the grease and
fritterize them.
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Please. Now, what did you have in mind
for the second course?
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Callaloo soup.
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Callaloo. Callaloo.
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Callaloo. Callaloo. We need some dasheen
bush, okra, coconut water, a pesto
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sauce. Pesto sauce. And a dollop of
fresh, Raspberry Tofu Mousse.
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Don't write that down.
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I think you and I are having a
communications problem.
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I want the food that you cooked at the
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Kuala Lumpur 27 years ago. You mean 27
years ago when you had...
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I don't do that no more.
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You don't do that no more?
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No!
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go home again?
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I'm already home.
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Well, I'm on my way to my home.
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You can threaten me so, but you can't
threaten me.
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Contract is broken. I hope you don't
expect me to give you any money.
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Well, Dr. Huxtable, I feel the breeze of
compromise
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blowing us together.
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Oh. Good afternoon, Dr. Huxtable. You're
the musician.
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Yes, we are. Nice to meet you.
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You fellas are early.
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Yes, we are.
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Yes. We had many subways to take, and we
want to make sure we have plenty of
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time. Yeah, but you're two hours early.
Well, that's plenty of time.
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You want us to wait outside? No, no, no,
no. You don't have to do that. Make
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yourselves comfortable.
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Olivia, this is Ted in Trinidadians. Say
hello. Hello.
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I'll be with you in a minute. Take your
coats off.
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How are we doing, Mr. Atkins? Oh, I'm
doing extremely well, considering the
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creative constraints.
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Of course, knowing you'll pay me in cash
provides additional motivation.
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I just hope that we're singing the same
Caribbean tune.
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We are. Yes. We are in perfect harmony,
Doctor. Are we, Mr. Atkins? Are we?
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Tofu? Yes, tofu.
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I use it as garnish, Chef. Off -white
goes with everything.
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But you won't. You'll never taste it.
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We had an agreement, Mr. Atkins.
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And we still do, sir.
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In fact, I take it as a personal
challenge to make old food awesome.
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Look, I want you to cook the food that
tastes like the food my wife and I had
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at the Callaloo Pot 27 years ago.
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Well, if you can remember the year, why
can't you remember the recipe?
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Tofu -less.
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Tofu -less.
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I always wanted to say that.
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You said it. You said it good, Dad.
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That sounds great.
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Happy anniversary.
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It's from Sandra and me. Thank you.
Thank you, son.
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Really appreciate it. Dad, you don't
look good. Your eyes are red and puffy.
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got a glowing gland.
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Okay.
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Look, more importantly, do me a favor,
man. What? I got a chef in the
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kitchen who I...
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He cooked for us 27 years ago. You know
Caribbean food. I grew up on it.
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Keep an eye on this man.
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He wants to put tofu in my food.
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I don't know what else, you know, but he
keeps talking about things blossoming.
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You want me to watch it? Yeah. Don't
worry about it. I got it. Keep an eye on
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it. Okay. It sounds great, guys.
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Why don't you save that for the evening?
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Well,
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I'm not paying you by the hour.
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Callaloo. That smells fantastic. What
did you say was in there?
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I didn't.
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But I will.
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Dachshund bush, okra, coconut water,
mirabelle.
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Sounds great.
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Mr. Atkinson, was that tofu you put in
there?
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Yes.
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Tofu. Tofu.
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Tofu and callaloo. That's interesting,
because I've never had that myself, but,
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you know, it could be good.
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It could be quite good, actually.
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Smells
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great.
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What is that, a kiwi?
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Yes. The kiwi. You're going to put a
kiwi in the Callaloo? Yes.
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The whole thing, sir, with the fur?
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It's the best part.
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Who knows? I mean, that could work. I
mean, kiwi in Callaloo? You know, I've
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never had it, but then again, it's, you
know, limited experience.
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You could be right.
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Garbage. Elvin, you don't have to pick.
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They'll be ample to sample when I'm
done.
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Ah, the Kalaloupat. Just as I remember
it. So full of atmosphere,
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so empty of customers.
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How's everything going?
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Dr. Huxtable.
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My...
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Smells like it.
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Looks like it.
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Callaloo.
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Callaloo.
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Callaloo.
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Callaloo. Callaloo.
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Callaloo.
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The
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fellas
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do me a favor.
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Mrs. Huxtable's coming in about 15 to 20
minutes. I want you to take everything
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over. To the callaloo pot now. Can you
do that?
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Yes. Okay.
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Wait
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for
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me.
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What I will do is I will then signal you
and then you will start to play. Can
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you do that?
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One more time.
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Hello?
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Gentlemen, I'm Mrs. Huxtable.
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Oh.
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The signal.
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What? It's not our fault. He never gave
us the signal.
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I'm not our fault.
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This is the last. This is the last.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh.
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And the children, the children worked so
hard to fix up the dining room for you.
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It looks, it looks just like the color,
the color of the pot.
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I'm sorry, Annie.
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Happy anniversary.
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Yes, to you too.
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My skin hurts.
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I would say something louder, but my
head would fall apart.
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