All language subtitles for the_cosby_show_s06e24_the_moves

Hi -ho hi -ho It's off to work I go.

When are you working today? It's
Saturday.

Yeah, well, if we don't reach an
agreement today, hi -ho, hi -ho, it's

court I go Monday morning, and we don't
want that to happen. Why not?

Well, this case is a long shot for my
clients, and these are my clients. These

are your clients?

Mm -hmm. A bunch of little kids running
around a playground.

How are they paying you, Mom? Are you
taking their lunch money?

No.

My firm agreed to represent their
community center. They're about to lose

playground. Somebody's going to tear it
down and put up an office complex.

Well, no wonder they look so sad.

Well, they look that way because I
promised ice cream to the child who

make the most pitiful face. Well,

I'm pulling all the stops out on this
one because I'm going up against a very

tough attorney, Bernadette Foley.

Mom, Bernadette Foley? You guys are
friends.

You go out to dinner.

How can you go up against someone you
like?

personal, darling. This is the practice
of law.

You see, we appreciate each other's
abilities.

Oh, right.

Okay, okay, strategy.

You want Bernadette to thank you all her
friends so when she lets down her

guard, you can go for her throat. I got
it.

Denise, it's nothing like that. We
really do respect each other. But, Mom,

know you're the better attorney, right?
You could rip her to shreds any time you

wanted.

What are you talking about? Nobody's
gonna be shredded here.

This is not Perry Mason. I'm just
representing my client's best interest.

that note, I've got to get out of here.

Okay, but Mom, down deep inside, you
know you're the better attorney, right?

been in your office since your company
redecorated it. Very nice.

And I like that print.

Oh, that. That is a signed Elgin clay.

That is a very limited edition.

Yeah, I know.

Why, your firm has one?

Oh, no. We don't have the print. We have
the original.

How nice.

Let's get down to work, Claire.

Look, I've read over all of your
correspondence, and frankly,

I don't know why you're here.

These are my clients, Bernie.

They are why I'm here.

That's very good.

You really got them to look pathetic,
Claire.

But let's get down to the facts. Your
client has put a playground on my

land. Yes, they do. Not once in five
years did they obtain my client's

permission. True. All right. Now, we are
set to begin construction on that land

next week.

We have every legal right to do it.

And we're sorry that these kids have to
find another play area, but it's not our

responsibility.

Claire, case closed.

Bernie, open it up again.

Why? Because for years we have been
writing to your client and never

response, and we believe that we have
grounds for adverse possession.

That's ridiculous. You can't claim
adverse possession unless there's been

occupancy for 20 years or more. The
community center was constructed in

and although the playground was recently
added, the land has been in use for 20

years. You are kidding me. You are
pulling my leg. That will not stand up

court. The judge will throw you out on
your teeter -totter. I don't think so.

All right, Claire. I'm going to give you
our final, final word on this.

No. No. It's impossible.

Forget it.

Well, Bernie, thank you for your final
word.

And, uh, see you in court.

Fine. Fine.

Great.

said was no can't we talk it over

The divorce became final yesterday, so
I've been making a few changes.

Sure have.

Yes, all for the best.

Bridget's very happy. She has a great
new life up in Nyack. Her little

Beth comes to visit me every other
weekend.

You can see how I'm doing. It's the new
me.

You look all right.

Well, you know, the change was
necessary.

And it's all explained in this letter.
This is the letter that Bridget wrote to

me the day she left. And I want you to
read it.

I want you to read it out loud. Out
loud?

Absolutely. That's why I came over here.

You want music with it?

No, straight up.

Okay.

My dearest Jeffrey, I love you, but I
can't live with you.

Our life together was too boring.

We never did anything spontaneously.

If I said, let's drive to the beach and
run barefoot on the sand, you'd say, no,

we might step on poisonous creatures.

It's true, Cliff.

And all the romance in our relationship
seemed to fade.

You talked about a tuna fish sandwich.

With more passion than you would about
how I looked.

Well, I do have a weakness for tuna
fish.

You want me to keep reading?

No, it just goes on about how too boring
I am, too civilized.

But those days are over. Check these
threads.

Do you think these are the clothes of a
man who lacks passion?

No, indeed.

And I'll tell you something else that's
part of the new me.

other one if you don't like this one.
Good.

This is a little different.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'll tell you
what's next.

Uh -oh. I want to get a sports car.

I've been driving around with these
clothes and my old station wagon.

Then get a sports car.

Why not? I can afford it.

I just sold another novel. I know a
dealership that sells exotic bees.

Whoa!

I knew you would know. That's why I came
over here. Come on, let's go. All

right, let's go. I'm ready.

Oh, but one thing now. What's that? I
don't want a convertible. No.

I mean, I put so much money into these
things, I wouldn't want them to go

off.

Claire, what you're asking for is
impossible. The building is all office

There isn't a single square inch to
spare. You've got 15 ,000 square feet

for executive health club space. Give
some of that up, Bernie. What do you

the executives to do, go down and play
on the swings?

No, Claire, it's impossible. The
architect's going to be here in a couple

minutes. She's going to tell you the
same thing. Fine, let's take a break and

wait for her.

I had the most incredible meal last
night. Yeah? Yeah, I took my mother to

Lutef. We started out with the escalope
de saumon frais à l 'océan,

moved on to the tornados au pois de
canard, finished that

with a lovely frites rouges au coulis de
framboise.

My tastes have become more exotic.

Last week, Cliff and I went to Raga.

I had vegetable samosa, palak paneer,
puri bread, and mango lassi.

Yes. And didn't give Cliff any.

No.

Let's order lunch.

Yeah. All right.

What'll it be? Pizza. Good.

Clark, could you come in here? We want
to order some lunch.

Clark, we'd like to order pizza. What
size?

Large. Small.

Medium.

Uh, pepperoni? Not on my half.

Sausage? No.

A little extra cheese?

No cheese on my half.

All right, let me get this straight.

One half pepperoni, sausage, extra
cheese.

The other half pita bread?

I suppose you would just laugh at
anchovies.

No anchovies. All right, all right. No
anchovies on her hand. No anchovies near

my hand. Claire, I've got to have
anchovies.

Anchovies are non -negotiable. That
smell, it floats all over the box and

into every piece.

Clark, one medium pizza, one half sauce
only. The other half, pepperoni,

sausage, extra cheese. And have someone
walk behind you with a cup of anchovies.

Gotcha.

Hey, Mr. Ingalls.

It's all right. The guy said it would
take a while. People who know you have

get used to it, right?

Right.

Sorry you weren't with us. We just took
a test drive in a Vesuvia FR5BX.

Whoa. Those things have 12 cylinders and
they go over 210 miles an hour.

Yeah, your father and I put it through
its paces.

As a matter of fact, the car is sitting
right outside.

Whoa. Oh, man, it's red.

Yeah. Did you buy it? Well, they're just
letting me drive the demo for a day to

see if I like it. And I think I like it.
Well, how fast have you driven it?

Well, it's not so much a matter of how
fast. I mean, every two blocks there's a

light, so we just went... We

stayed in reverse.

more than we did second gear.

But you should have seen the way those
young girls looked at your father and me

when we were in that car. It was as if,
Mr. Ingalls.

Now, I have a very busy schedule at
school, but I would find the time to

and buff your car once a week if you buy
that car.

Phil, you're a prince. I wouldn't even
charge you money for it. All I ask is

that you allow me to take a spin in it
once a month.

What? I'd be delighted to take you for a
drive.

No, no, no.

What I meant was once a month, I get to
drive it. Are you nuts?

Look, the mechanic explained only one
person can drive this car. If anybody

tries to drive it, the car becomes
extremely confused.

But, uh, would you still be interested
in washing it for me?

I think my son's schedule just got a lot
busier than mine.

Oh, well.

Say, you know all this excitement is
making me hungry?

Tell you what. Why don't I go out and
get us each a three -pound lobster?

For lunch?

Why not?

Hey, why not?

Hey, come on, Theo.

You know, there's a fish market in New
Jersey where you can buy them fresh

off the boats. Cliff?

Start that water boiling now.

Wait a minute. You're going all the way
over to Jersey. I don't have to start

with the water right away. It's only
five minutes for it to boil.

You forget.

I'm driving the Vesuvia.

Hey, hold this. I got another one in the
car. I want to see which one you like

the best.

Ten points.

Double blank.

Ten points.

What?

Don't leave this thing around the house.

What are you guys doing?

We're playing dominoes. Well, teach me
how to play it. Okay, I'll tell you

I'll teach you, but first, my feet are a
little cold.

If you go upstairs, look in my closet,
way in the back, on my leather slippers.

Bring them down. Okay. All right.

Pretty crafty. You better believe it.
See, she'll go upstairs.

You know how kids are. Look in their
closet, see nothing, and then not want

come back down here. She'll go in her
room and play for the rest of the night.

This is my play.

Thank you, my dear.

Okay, fine. But I would appreciate if
you would go upstairs and get my robe.

It may be somewhere in Rudy's room. Look
around hard and good for it. Now you go

ahead. But this better be it.

My play.

Now I will... Hi. Oh, my goodness.

Hello.

Jeffrey? Hello.

This is, um, Bernadette Foley.

Hello. Hi.

Hi. How'd the two of you make out? Bern,
is she treating you all right? It's

been an interesting day, Cliff.

Claire has been trying to rearrange the
architect's model of this building my

clients are putting up. She's had it on
its side.

She's had the lobby on the roof.

She's had the parking garage in the nave
of the Episcopal Church next door. She

finally suggested that we take the whole
48 -story building and put it

underground.

He said, Claire, there are easier ways
to get to Australia.

You came up with that retort just like
that?

That was unbelievably clever.

Anybody like something cold to drink?

Apple juice. Apple juice? I'd like a
soda.

Diet? No, sugar.

Jeffrey?

No, nothing for me, but I'll come with
you. Oh.

And Bernadette?

Sensational. Oh, yeah?

Oh, she's so attractive and witty. And
did you hear what she said about that

drink? She didn't want that diet stuff.
She's a rebel.

Sugar.

So you like her, huh? Like her?

Look at me. I'm fluttering.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Was I wearing this thing?

It's natural. Now just put it back on.
No, I can't. What do you mean you can't?

Why? Because this is artificial turf.

And there's no turf up here at all.

She doesn't know that you don't have
hair. You don't understand.

This person is so magnificent, I don't
know what I can say to her. Look, we're

going to go back out there.

I'll start to talk about you, okay?

You just sit there and then take your
cue, all right? Now put the thing on.

right. All right.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

You got it on backwards.

All right. But if she doesn't spark to
what you're saying, just make any...

You know, Jeffrey just told me he sold a
new novel. Oh, yes? Yes.

You're a novelist?

Oh, yes. He's a fine writer of Western
novels.

And what is the title of this new book?

Longhorns from Laredo.

Wait a minute.

What is your last name?

Well, my name is Engels, but I write
under the name Buckleroo.

Are you the same Buck LaRue who wrote
Five Bullets for Billy?

Yeah, that was the first in my Billy
series.

Oh, that is a tremendous book.

Oh, this is a treat to meet you. I don't
normally read westerns, but somebody in

my office gave me that book. This book
is so gritty and raw, I kept wondering

what Buck LaRue looked like.

I kept picturing this cowboy with his
six -shooters strapped to his side,

the range.

Actually, I'm allergic to horses.

Well, at any rate, you have an
incredible imagination. This book is

the most wonderful imagery and passion.

Claire, why don't we go in the kitchen
and get some cheese?

No, wait, wait. You stay here. Excuse
me.

What are you coming in here following me
for?

I can't do this. It's just impossible.

What do you mean you can't do this? You
heard her. She was excited about you.

She said raw and gritty. She was
interested in you. Oh, I know, I know, I

I know. But, I mean, this is not really
me.

None of this stuff. It's just
ridiculous.

It's ridiculous.

Look, I know I'm boring, but I have to
be me. Here I meet this wonderful

and I behave like a complete... Idiot!
I'm very sorry about it. The whole

thing's been a mistake. That's it.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Where'd everybody

go?

But you didn't find my yellow robe.

I did.

You did?

Yes, Rudy helped me.

Rudy found my yellow robe?

No, but she said when she was little,
you did the same thing to her.

Did what?

Make sure to look for your yellow robe
when you wanted to keep her busy. So we

looked for it together.

Did you find it?

Yes. Well, where is it?

In other words, I don't get my robe
until I teach you how to play dominoes.

Right. Now let's begin, but nice and
slow.

Hey, Jeff.

Hey, neighbor. Well, you changed.

Yeah. The real Jeffrey Engels. Yeah.

My own clothes, my own head.

Very natural.

Well, you look nice.

So is Bernadette still here?

No, no, they went back to the law
office.

Boy,

I'd really like to see her again.

And you know what I do?

By that time, I may be even more me.

Well, that'll be nice. That'll be nice.

Well... Better be going. I'm going to be
returning a few things. You know, the

suit, the hair, and the Vesuvia. You're
returning the Vesuvia? Yeah, yeah. The

dealer closes at about 5 o 'clock.

5 o 'clock? Well, you better hurry. It's
3 of.

You forget.

I'm going to be driving the Vesuvia.

in front of a studio audience.