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you
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It's the best elevator music I've ever
heard.
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Come in.
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Hi, Dad.
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Hey, hon.
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How you doing? All right.
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So, you busy?
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Uh, well, uh, sort of. What, uh, what
you have in mind?
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I just came by to see if you needed
anything.
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Oh, sort of making a house call, huh?
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Dad,
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this place is crawling with dust.
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Thank you.
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How much?
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Only $15.
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$15 for what?
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To dust your office.
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What is it that you want $15 for, dear?
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Dad, there's this new CD that I have to
have. Tell me what would happen to you
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if you didn't get it.
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I'd die.
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It can't happen.
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Dad, it's only $15.
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Only $15, okay.
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Clean out the garage, I'll give you $15.
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Dad, that place is a mess.
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But I'll dust your office for $14 .75.
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$4. $14 .50?
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$3 .95.
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Dad, you're going the wrong way. That's
not how you negotiate.
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Don't tell me how to negotiate. $3 .85.
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You're not going to give me the money,
are you?
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$3 .75.
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My offer's on the table.
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Now, you keep talking, it keeps
dropping.
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Dad, I'd be happy to dust your office
for $3 .75, but I don't know anybody who
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works for that kind of money.
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Really? Let me tell you something.
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In 1919...
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Coal miners earned 73 cents an hour.
They had to crawl down into
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a small hole, miles, in the dark, with a
pick.
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And they had to hack away, water
dripping on them, gas fumes coming at
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dirt all over the face, no fresh air.
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Bent over in a little crawl space and
did that all day long and came out with
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maybe $7.
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And from that $7, those coal miners
bought dinner, paid the rent, made
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contributions to church, and had time
and money left over
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to buy CDs for the children.
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way. Real men don't dance.
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That's ridiculous.
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Lots of men dance.
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Besides, I'm looking around the room. I
don't see any real men.
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Hey, Danielle.
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Hi, you guys. I just bought the most
amazing thing at Judy's Shirt Shop
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the corner.
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Look. Wow.
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How much did it cost?
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You won't believe it. It was on sale for
only $5.
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I just have to have one. Me too.
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Let's go over to the shop now.
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I don't get my allowance until tomorrow.
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Tomorrow will be too late. They only
have two left.
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Well, maybe I can find the $5 up in my
room.
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Kim and I will stay at the store and
make sure no one buys the last one.
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wait for you there.
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Okay, come on, Kim. I'll get your
jacket.
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We'll be so...
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Okay.
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I count $2 .70.
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I'm $2 .30 short.
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I don't have any more money.
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Why don't you sell something?
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What do I have to sell?
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How about this raggedy old basketball
poster?
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I'll take it off your hands.
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No way, that's my autographed poster
magic job.
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dad gave me that poster. I love it. A
girl can't appreciate a magic Jonathan
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poster. I bet you don't even know his
real first name.
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Irvin. He's the point guard for the
Lakers.
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Last season, he had a per game average
of 22 and a half points, 12 .8 assists,
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and 7 .9 rebounds.
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Well, everybody knows that.
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Or nothing.
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Okay. It's a deal.
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Great.
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Wait a minute. Hey, hey, hey. Where's my
money?
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I don't have it right now.
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But my brother owes me $3. I'll give it
to you then.
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But I need my money now.
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Why don't you borrow it from somebody?
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You can pay them back when I pay you
back.
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Then I'll ask my parents for it. Good
choice. They're loaded.
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I want to show you something.
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A Declaration of Financial Independence
for Vanessa Huxtable. I figured it's
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about time, don't you? Did you get a
job?
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See, that's the beauty of it. It doesn't
require me to get a job so that I can
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spend more time studying.
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See, the average 16 -year -old's
allowance is one -tenth of one percent
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average family income.
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But you and Dad make more than the
average salary.
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So if my allowance were raised to one
-tenth of one percent of that, I could
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be... financially independent.
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So the assumption is that as our child,
you are entitled to a percentage of our
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income. Yes. No.
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But, Mom, it's your responsibility to
clothe and feed me. I didn't ask to be
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born. That was your and Dad's decision.
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That was your father's decision.
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It's too late now, Mom. I'm here, and
you have to deal with it. All right, I
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will. Your allowance will remain the
same until you get married, and then it
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will drop.
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Come on, Mom, I need a bigger allowance.
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I'm a Huxtable.
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My friends expect me to have money when
we go out. Vanessa, I couldn't care less
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what your friends expect, and you would
have more money if you were more
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responsible. Well, I'm very responsible
with my allowance. Hey, Mom!
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Vanessa, I'm speaking with your sister
at this moment.
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I would strongly suggest that you get a
job or learn how to budget your
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allowance because I am tired of giving
out extra money every single week.
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Nobody's getting any more money from me
today.
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Rudy? Yeah? Was there something you
wanted to say?
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No.
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get the money for my mom.
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I guess you can kiss that sweatshirt
goodbye.
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You sure that you can give me the $2 .30
later?
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Absolutely. My brother gets a paycheck
tonight.
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Then I know where I can get the money.
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Go ahead.
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Okay, see you.
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Will somebody get that?
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I'll get it, Mom!
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Hi, Andy.
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Hey, Rudy.
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I got your mom's dry cleaning. Hi, Andy.
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Hey, Ms. Huckable.
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Did you get that spot out of my red
blouse? You know our motto. We go
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great pains to get rid of those stains.
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So you got it. Well, we went through a
lot of pain, but you still have a stain.
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But everything else came out
beautifully.
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Well, thank you.
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Here's your exact change.
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$18 .50.
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Thanks. Thank you very much, and I'll
see you next week.
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Um, Miss Huxtable, I'm afraid you're $2
.30 short.
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I am?
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Well, now, um, it must have fallen on
the floor.
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I know.
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Um, Andy, I put the money right here.
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Really, I don't understand. I put $18
.55 right here so that it will have the
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exact change, and it's just not here.
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Ms. Huxtable, don't worry about it. You
can give it to me next time I come by.
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Well, thank you.
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I'm so organized, usually. I just don't
know how this could have happened.
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That's okay. Bye.
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Bye.
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That doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
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Now, where could that money have gone?
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Oh, I must be losing it.
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Quiet. Come on.
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Well, did you get the money?
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I couldn't get it all.
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How much did you get?
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A dime.
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A dime?
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That doesn't do me any good.
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I need $2 .30.
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And you said your brother would give it
to you. He didn't have it. But don't
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worry. I get my allowance on Friday.
I'll pay you then.
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Friday's going to be too late. I need
the money now. I want to pay my mom
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I thought you said your mother wouldn't
give you the money.
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She left it on the counter, so I took
some.
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You stole it?
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I didn't steal it. I borrowed it.
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Only because you said you were going to
pay me back now.
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That's still no reason to go around
stealing.
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I've got to get the money somewhere.
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I'll go to see him. You're going to
steal it from him? No!
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I'm going to ask him for it.
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I still can't believe you stole that
money.
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You come from such a good family.
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$2 .35 down on the stove says that when
Andy came from the dry cleaners, I'd
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have the exact change for him. And when
he came home, it was $2 .30 short.
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Well, see, I don't know, but I must have
dropped it somewhere between here and
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the kitchen because how could $2 .30
just... Here you are.
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I'm so happy to hear this.
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Here's the lawyer.
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Order all the time. And now you can't
find $2 .30.
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Make funny husband when he can't find
anything. And here she is dead.
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Desperately tearing up the room for $2
.30.
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You're so big, bud.
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The other day I came out of the
supermarket with a lot of packages. I
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purse on top of the car while I was
loading it. I got in the car and drove
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I drove all the way home with my purse
on top of the car.
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That is pitiful.
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You want me to help you look for it? No,
that's all right. I'll find it myself.
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Okay, well.
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What I'm going to do, dear, is I'm going
to go downstairs and then I'm going to
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get your car and drive it over and have
it serviced. No, you don't have to do
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that. I did that an hour ago.
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Dear, your car is sitting in the
driveway right now.
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Wait a minute.
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Clint, there is... That was funny, but
you still don't have
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$2 .30.
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Your mother is upstairs tearing the room
apart looking for, ta -da, $2 .30.
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Here? Yeah.
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Hey, what's up? Hey, Dad. Oh, boy.
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Rudy,
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here's the money you wanted. I think it
was $2 .30.
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Um, I didn't want any money.
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What are you talking about?
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You called me up at school. You got me
out of the library. You told me it was
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emergency. You better take this money,
girl.
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Theo, I just called to see how you were
doing.
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Rudy, you begged me to come over here.
He said if you didn't get the money by
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tonight... Now that I think of it, it
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was Justine.
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You know, you guys really sound alike.
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Yeah, sorry.
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Well, while I'm here, I guess I'll get
something to eat.
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Well, you owe it to yourself.
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You owe it to yourself.
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up. Make sure you eat $2 .30 first.
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Well, well, well, well, well, well,
well, well, well, well. A lot of people
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talking about $2 .30.
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Um, well, I think I should be going
upstairs. No, I think you better sit
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down here.
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Come on, sit back down here, because
we're talking about $2 .30 an awful lot,
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and I'm just curious about $2 .30.
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You got something to say?
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Dad, there was this sweatshirt that I
wanted, but I needed the money.
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Kenny said if I sold him my Magic
Johnson poster, he'd give me the $2 .30.
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Well, I did it. But Kenny couldn't give
me the money right away.
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So I took Mom's money off of the
counter.
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But it was only $2 .30.
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If it was only $2 .30, why'd you steal
it?
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If it was only $2 .30, why did you sell
a poster?
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that I gave you.
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If it's only $2 .30, why is your mother
upstairs tearing the room apart and
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you're sitting here looking like this?
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Why didn't you come and ask me for the
money?
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Well, if I asked you, you would have
said, what's it for?
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And I would have said, it's for a
sweatshirt that lights up.
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Then you would have said, do you know
how much coal miners got paid in 1990?
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So, you...
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took money from your mother without
asking?
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Yes. I didn't, and I'm sorry.
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Okay. Well, then you just have to go
tell your mother that.
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Okay.
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Let's go.
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No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait. You got this over with. You and
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go ahead.
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Because I didn't do anything wrong. Your
mother knows I didn't do it. As a
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matter of fact, your mother knows
everything about me from the day I was
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I don't owe anybody any money. And don't
forget, it's only $2 .30.
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And make sure that you understand this
also, young lady, that 1919 is going to
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become very important to you when you
have children.
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$2 .30.
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Not now, Olivia.
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But you promised.
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I'm busy.
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But you just said...
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I'm thinking.
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It doesn't look like you're thinking to
me.
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I have to tell Mom, and I'm thinking of
a way to do it.
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Is it something bad?
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No, but Mom might think it is.
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Will you get into trouble?
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I don't know, but it wasn't my fault,
Olivia.
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Why don't you tell her that? Why don't
you go upstairs and talk to Mom for me?
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Sure, your mom is nice. Tell me what you
did.
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I borrowed some money.
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That's not bad.
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It was the money she was going to pay
the clerk.
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She left the money on the counter and
Kenny said he was going to pay me back,
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but he didn't.
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So I took the money off the counter.
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Sorry, Ritty. I think you're on your own
with this one.
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Okay. We're still friends, aren't we?
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something. I know where the $2 .30 is.
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What?
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00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:35,440
I took the money off of the calendar and
used it to buy a sweatshirt that lights
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up. Yes!
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I did not lose the money. I did not lose
my money.
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Yes!
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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No, you come back here now. The
celebration is over.
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You watched me get agitated in the
kitchen when I couldn't find the $2 .30.
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didn't you come forward with the truth
then?
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00:19:04,430 --> 00:19:08,450
I thought you'd be angry with me. Honey,
you saw me get upset. You watched me go
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through this entire drama looking for
money that you knew where it was, and
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said nothing?
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That's dishonest.
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I'm sorry I didn't, and it won't happen
again.
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00:19:18,890 --> 00:19:22,450
I would sure like to see the shirt that
caused all this trouble. Go get it.
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00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:28,080
Tell me. I can't remember where I put a
thing.
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00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:30,280
My mind is organized.
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00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:31,880
Hi, Mrs. Constable.
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00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:35,400
Hi. I have to tell you something. It's
from Rudy.
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00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,420
Oh, okay. Come here.
302
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,380
She sold your magic show poster.
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00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:47,880
Now she wants you to meet me at the
counter in the kitchen so you can borrow
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00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:52,300
some money. What you did wasn't wrong,
but you thought it was wrong because
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nobody's right.
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It has life.
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00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:05,120
Yeah, watch.
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00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:10,020
It doesn't work.
309
00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:12,400
I got a bad shirt.
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00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:17,920
So you got the shirt that you wanted,
even though the way you went about it
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caused a lot of trouble, and it doesn't
work.
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00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:23,720
One little sad fisheye.
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00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:28,080
And it's still the matter of the $2 .30
which you owe me, and you will pay.
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00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:33,000
But, Rudy, even if the shirt had worked,
Was it worth all this?
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You little thief.
316
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Hi, kid.
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Come on in. I want to talk to you about
something.
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I bet it has something to do with Rudy.
I bet you it does.
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Now, this afternoon,
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My daughter wanted to buy some kind of
shirt, I don't know what, but she didn't
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00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:11,300
have the money and she was willing to
sell you a Magic Johnson poster.
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00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:15,780
That's right. My brother said, an
opportunity knock, open the door.
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And you walked right in.
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You say that your brother owed you some
money, but I suspect that your brother
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doesn't owe you any money at all. True
or false?
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00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:29,780
True. But I did ask him. He's broke.
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00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:36,860
True or false, I also suspect that your
allowance will not cover this $2 .30.
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00:21:37,220 --> 00:21:43,180
True. So, you lied to get what you
wanted, and my daughter ended up
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get what she wanted.
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I know. She really surprised me.
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00:21:49,980 --> 00:21:53,640
Okay, Mrs. Huxtable and I are dealing
with Rudy.
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00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:59,360
However, I want to talk to you about
something that's important, because that
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is... my Magic Johnson poster.
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Well, I know it meant a lot to you.
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00:22:06,210 --> 00:22:07,590
I'll let you have it for $4.
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00:22:09,810 --> 00:22:12,230
I don't think you understand, Ken.
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00:22:13,130 --> 00:22:19,010
You didn't pay for the poster.
Therefore, the poster does not belong to
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I bought it on credit. That's the
American way.
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00:22:23,070 --> 00:22:28,610
The going rate on credit, all right, is
about $18.
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So on $2 .30, at the end of the month,
you would probably owe something like
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$2 .75.
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00:22:40,330 --> 00:22:46,970
And if you didn't pay anything on it as
time rolled by, it could go up as high
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as $873.
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00:22:51,290 --> 00:22:53,030
And that's the American way.
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00:22:55,050 --> 00:22:56,290
Well, I'll bring it to you tomorrow.
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00:22:56,930 --> 00:23:00,630
Yeah, well, no, see, that's what I
wanted to talk to you about also. When
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talk about credit and money owed,
there's another thing that's the
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and that's called repossession.
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00:23:08,790 --> 00:23:10,310
I know what that means.
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It's when they come to your house.
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Happens to my brother every month.
Right.
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