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Hey.
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Hi. How was your day?
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Terrible. Really? The opposing
attorney's getting a divorce. I must
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man of his wife because he looked at me
in front of the judge and said, what do
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you know about anything? You should be
home taking care of your husband and
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children. At which point I politely
turned to him, offered him my card and
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please give this to your wife.
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I'd love to represent her in your
divorce for free.
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Tell me again what he said.
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He said, what do you know about
anything?
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What is his name?
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No, because I will go over and talk.
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No, I'm serious. Now, let me tell you
about my day, dear. Darling, let's talk
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about that later.
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I've had a terrible day.
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Well, I listened to you talk about your
day. Why can't you listen to mine?
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You asked me about my day. I did not ask
you about your day.
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Days like this, I feel like getting out
of the legal profession and I come home
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and see these bills. I know why I'm
working.
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What bills?
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Am I not allowed to talk?
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I'm sorry. Of course you can talk. Come
on, and we can look at these bills
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together. The first one is from Jake's
Appliances. Is there anything I should
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know about this, Cliff?
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No, I don't think so.
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I don't think so. No, no. Look, as a
matter of fact, I was thinking, since
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you're so depressed, why don't I take
you for a nice long ride?
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Oh, the cutest thing. Thank you, my
darling. And I'm looking at this bill. I
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know you. You go into Jake's and get
unconcerned. Stop.
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Total purchases for the month, $2 .69.
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That's right. And the $2 .69 I spent on
batteries for your calculator.
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And I think you should apologize with a
kiss.
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Well, I'll kiss you, but it's not an
apology. I just like having my lips on
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face. Mmm, I love that.
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Mom, Dad, I'm glad you're back. Why is
it that every time I kiss my wife, a
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child pops up?
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How was your day at school today, Rudy?
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Why are you asking her about the day and
you didn't ask about mine?
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Please, let the child speak.
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School was fine.
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Good. Listen, there's something I saw I
want you to get me.
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Yeah, well, why is it that it's always
something I want you to get me? Why
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you ever say, Mom, Dad, I want to buy
you something?
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Why would I say that?
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Well, Mom, I already have everything.
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If I had what you had, I wouldn't have
to ask for it.
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Yes, and you know what we have that you
don't have?
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Jobs.
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What is it that you want?
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I was at the mall, and there it was in
the window.
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The most beautiful sweater.
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ever seen.
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You take one look at it, and this is to
die for.
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Now, didn't I take you to the mall last
month and buy you new sweaters? Yeah,
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but you didn't buy this one.
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This one is to die for.
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I think I know why Rudy wants to buy a
new sweater.
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I was walking Rudy home from school the
other day, and we bumped into this ten
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-year -old boy named Clarence. No!
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No!
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Mom's text was so flustered she could
hardly talk. Really?
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Vanessa, stop teasing your sister. I'm
not. I think it's great. I'm all for
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being in love.
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Clarence! Oh. Dad, she has Clarence
written all over her history. Oh, no.
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No. No.
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Vanessa, I'm studying somebody by the
name of Clarence. Who are you studying?
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King Clarence? Clarence the Great?
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Clarence the Hun?
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I think it's Clarence the Wonderful.
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I told you I go to work to pay bills.
That's only half the story. I also go to
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get away from that.
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You know, I had this demanding patient
today.
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Oh, baby, please.
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Not now. Later, okay?
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And it's time for me to prepare dinner
now.
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Perhaps you'd like to hear my story.
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Since the beginning of time, everybody
in the whole world... has had to
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learn how to get along with one another,
to be congenial in different
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situations. Isn't that right?
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I'll bet even 10 ,000 years ago,
prehistoric men used some form of
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table manners, for instance.
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So, wake up, Kenneth.
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So I thought it would be fun for us to
study manners the way they are today.
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our first lesson will be good manners at
the dinner table.
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As you can see now, I've set up the
dinner table, and I want some volunteers
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to come up and demonstrate good table
manners.
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Good, good, good, good.
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Now, what about some male volunteers?
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No male volunteers?
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All right, have it your own way. Would
you be good enough to oblige us, Kenny,
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and follow me?
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But I didn't volunteer. Yes, I know.
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You've been drafted.
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Congratulations, Kenneth. Come up here
and sit at the table. Now, I need two
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young ladies, Rudy and Amy, and I need
one more gentleman.
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I'll do it. Clarence, that's very good
of you. Come along. Come along.
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Now, you sit over there next to Rudy,
and we're going to start to learn how to
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pass bread at the dinner table.
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Now, Amy, you ask Kenneth for the bread.
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Kenny, may I have some bread, please?
Yes, you may.
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don't take the bread first dear hey have
you ever seen her eat if i don't take
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it now i'll never get it now rudy and
clarence i'd like to see you do the same
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thing clarence yes rudy may i please
have the bread yes you may
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thank you clarence no thank
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you clarence
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exactly right. Class, did you see this?
I mean, I want you to do it exactly the
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way Rudy and Clara did.
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Class dismissed.
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Oh, and children, tomorrow we're going
to explore another form of communication
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where good manners are absolutely
essential.
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The telephone.
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And, uh, Kenneth, we'll start with you.
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Very nice.
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You should all do the way Rudy and
Clarence do it.
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You know, Clarence, I think you like
Rudy. What are you talking about?
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No, I don't.
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Yeah, right.
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You know, we saw you jump right into the
seat next to her.
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I don't like Rudy. Sure, tell us some
other lies.
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Right. Excuse me, Clarence, may I please
get through? Hey, I'm standing here,
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and if you want to get through, climb
over to this, right?
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Yeah. But you're in my way.
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Tough. I was here first.
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Goober brain. Just stay there.
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Gronk face.
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Arf head.
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Lime tick.
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All right, Clarence. Lime tick. You
leveled her.
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Back in the club, my man.
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Hi, Dad. Hey.
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Well,
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it's Rudy and the Chiffons.
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Well, the chiffons, a long, long time
ago, was a singing group, and Mrs.
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Huxtable and I would be sitting in a
car, and they'd start to sing, and...
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We'd start to kiss.
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If a boy tried to kiss me, I'd throw him
out the car.
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Yeah, boys should stay in caves where
they belong.
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Yeah, most of the time they're hog
heads.
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Well, now, wait a minute. It sounds like
you all are having some problems with
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the boys.
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Don't make me talk about it, Dad. I'll
get sick to my stomach.
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But you know what?
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There's a certain guy by the name of
Clarence.
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Clarence? What?
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He's just like all the other boys. Yeah,
they walk around like they own the
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world. I'll show you how they walk, Dr.
Huxtable.
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You got it.
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Here we go. Put your lips where my heels
slip.
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What's that mean?
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What's that mean?
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What's that mean?
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What's that mean? What's that mean?
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What's that mean?
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Hey, Dad. Back from the mall.
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That's acceptable. Guess what?
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What? I bought you a present. Guess
what?
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What? Give it to me.
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There you go.
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It's a pen that has a ship that floats
in it. It's a bag. I know, just like the
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one my daddy sells on.
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Yes, well, thank you so, so much.
Because I was just
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saying to my children how nobody ever
gives me anything. And look, you give
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to me. This is the most beautiful pin
I've ever seen.
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Me too. Can I keep it?
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You don't give someone a present and
then ask for it back.
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Look, he's crying.
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I know, but he has a lot of pain.
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Take your stinking pain.
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I'm going to go upstairs and draw you a
thank you note.
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Thank you.
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Dad,
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you're a good sport. I think I'll go
draw you a thank you note, too.
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There's Martha and the Vandellas going
downtown or somewhere.
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Where are y 'all going?
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Oh, Kim's mom's taking us to the mall.
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What's happening at the mall?
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That's where Clarence and all the other
boys are.
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Well, wait.
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Four people who look like you all just
walk through here saying, Black, this is
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the way they walk. And now you're going
to the mall where they are?
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Right. That's where we're going.
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Clarence and the boys hang out at
Circuit Burger at the mall.
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You're going to sit at the table right
next to them. And ignore them.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait. You're going over
there and sit down next to them. And
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when they look at you, you're going to
ignore them.
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Yes. Well, what if they don't look at
you?
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They will.
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Today we're going to learn how to speak
on the telephone with intelligence,
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responsibility, and above all, good
manners.
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Kenny, remember, we're starting with
you. Come along.
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Quickly, quickly, quickly.
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Now sit down at the table.
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Attaboy. Are you ready?
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What are we doing?
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I'm going to call you up on the
telephone.
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Now, if you'll notice, there's a pad and
pencil there. You can take messages.
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Are you ready?
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Yes, ma 'am.
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Ring, ring.
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Ring, ring.
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Ring, ring.
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Kenneth, I want you to pick up the phone
when you hear me say, ring, ring.
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Okay? Ring, ring.
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Hello.
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That's very good.
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Hello, Kenneth. This is Mrs. McGee.
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Is your father at home?
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I'm afraid he's not here right now. Oh,
that's too bad.
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Will you ask him to call Mrs. McGee at
the school? I will be in between 2 .30
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and 5 .30. My number is KL58621.
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Okay, bye.
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Goodbye.
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Kenneth, I left you a message. You
didn't write the message down.
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I can't. If my father found out that you
called, I'd be in big trouble.
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Class dismissed.
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Clarence, don't forget to stay after and
clean the blackboard. Yes, ma 'am. Oh,
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and children, tomorrow is our last of
the series of the good manners classes.
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And guess what? We're going to have a
dance.
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Oh.
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I want the girls to wear pretty dresses,
and I want the boys to wear jackets and
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ties. Oh.
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All right, then the girls can wear a
jacket and ties, and the boys can wear
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pretty dresses.
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Can you believe it? We have to dance
with those glunks tomorrow.
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Let's pretend we're sick and stay home.
I have a better idea.
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Let's do what we did at the mall. Ignore
them. Yeah, that really worked.
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Let's go over and do it right now.
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basketball. I gotta say, I think it's a
boy. Okay, bye. See you, Granny.
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I forgot my history book.
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So? So I'm going to get it.
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Don't expect me to dance with you
tomorrow.
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Fine, dance with yourself.
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That's not funny.
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It wasn't meant to be funny.
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to one of you. If you'd like to be so
close together, you can be partners at
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dance tomorrow.
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Pick up these books, Rudy, and go home.
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Clarence, finish cleaning the blackboard
and go home.
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And I'll take my notes and go home.
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I said, what's happening, homegirl?
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Hi.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Came here to do a little housework.
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Cleaning the table with your feet so
when I put my sandwich down, it can
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like old dirty socks.
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Okay,
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well, we're depressed.
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So, we'll just sit here.
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And be depressed.
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Daddy, it's not funny.
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Oh, okay, I'm sorry. You want to talk
about it?
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Okay. There's this boy in my class,
Clarence.
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Clarence? Yes, yes, yes.
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I hate him. Oh, no.
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Okay, well, now, why do you hate him?
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He pushed my books on the floor and
shoved me.
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Why do boys act like that?
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Oh, okay. Well, look.
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You're ten years old.
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And ten years...
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The girls, they're like capsules.
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And the capsules are exploding.
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Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And the
boys, they're like capsules. But their
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capsules are still soaking.
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Dad, that makes no sense whatsoever.
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Okay, try this. Think of geraniums.
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Girl geraniums open earlier.
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The boys don't.
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Don't open till sometime one night.
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What in the world does this have to do
with Clarence?
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Clarence is a boy, not a capsule.
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I am a girl, not geranium.
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You should be better at this.
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You've gone through three daughters
before me.
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Okay, let me try this on you.
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Huh? That's okay.
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I'll just go upstairs and see what I can
find in the encyclopedia.
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Hey, Woody, Woody, Woody.
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Denise, we have to talk later.
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Okay.
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What was that all about?
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Well, your sister's having problems with
the ten -year -old boys, and I was
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trying to explain it to her.
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Oh, Lord, you didn't go rambling on
about geraniums and capsules, did you?
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No, I was not rambling, and I think it's
a very good way to tell that particular
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part of life. I mean, it worked on you.
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Yes, and I was confused until I went to
go see Mom.
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Oh, come on. Yes. You never said
anything like that. This is different,
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because this boy, first of all, he
shoved her, threw her books on the
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Oh, my, Dad.
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Yeah? This happens to all...
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grade pushed me into a tree. And you see
this?
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You see this right there?
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Todd Chaney, okay? He hit me with a bat
and made me eat dust.
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Why didn't you say something?
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Because we were afraid you were going to
go after them. Of course I am. It's
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some thick business pushing people with
baseball bats. Why didn't you say
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something?
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Yeah, well, you're...
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around shoving, nobody says anything.
How is that boy still here?
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I just want you to know that.
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Okay.
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Do you really think I look gorgeous?
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Yes. I was thinking of wearing a pink
outfit instead.
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No, just go with that.
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It's to die for.
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Thanks, Olivia.
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Good. Now, we have a dance floor, and we
have a punch bowl, and we're going to
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have music, and presto, this is a social
occasion.
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And what do young ladies and gentlemen
do at a social occasion?
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They mingle. And what do we mean,
mingle?
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Mingle means to stroll about and say,
how are you? And just fine, thank you,
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and see you later. You understand?
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Now, everybody, mingle.
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Children, don't you think it would be
interesting if the boys would mingle
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the girls?
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All right, we'll skip mingling and go
right to the music.
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Now, Rudy and Clarence, you're going to
start the dance first, all right?
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If he tries anything, we'll be right
behind him.
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She plays rock, step on her toes.
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Right.
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Do you think you could dance a little
closer?
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Would you like to pretend that you're
enjoying yourself, children?
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Rudy, a little smile.
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Good girl. And Clarence, what about you?
A smile.
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All right, now, everybody, everybody,
choose your partners and join Clarence
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Rudy. Choose your partners and everybody
dance.
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Ah,
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that's lovely.
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Mr.
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McGee? Yes, uh, Kenny, what is it? I
can't dance.
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What do you mean you can't dance? What's
the matter?
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All the girls are taken.
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No, Kenny, not all of them.
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