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Yes, Sandra.
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That's exactly what I would prescribe.
Dr.
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Newman's right on the button.
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Yeah, sure.
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Penicillin's just fine.
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And please do me a favor. Take it the
whole nine days.
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Don't stop just because you feel good.
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All right? And that should get rid of
that old strep throat.
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Yes, indeed.
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All right, you have a fine doctor.
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Bye -bye.
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That was Sandra?
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Yeah. Why is she taking penicillin? She
has strep throat.
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Oh.
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Well, I would have liked to have talked
to her.
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Well, she didn't ask for you, did she?
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She's talking to me, you know. But I'm
her mother.
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Right, right, you are.
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But you are not a doctor. You're not a
doctor.
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Well, you're a doctor, so what does that
mean? Does that mean you know
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everything? What did you tell her to do
with the babies? She shouldn't be
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breathing on those babies.
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Well, uh, no, of course not. So I told
her that she could wear a mask, you see.
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A mask?
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Yeah. Fred, bacteria are tiny little
whatever that can get through anything
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please. Did you tell her to scrub the
walls down with disinfectant? That's
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you should have told her to do. Did you
tell her to do that?
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No, I didn't. See, now that's what I'm
talking about. You told the child to use
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a mask. A mask.
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What is that going to do? A mask. That
just goes to show you you don't know
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anything about sick people. She needs
her mouth.
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A mask, indeed. I'm going over there. I
will solve this problem myself.
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I'm going to go right over here. I'll
call Francine.
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I'll take her with me because she's a
grandmother, too.
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A mask.
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What was a mask going to do? Jesse James
wore a mask.
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A lot of good that did, people.
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I'm just here for a little while.
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And then the angel of mercy will come
and get me.
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Just a minute, honey. I'm coming.
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Oh, it's okay, honey.
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Don't be afraid. It's only Mommy wearing
a mask.
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Now, Francine, before we go in this
apartment, let's remember why we've
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We're here to get those babies.
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I agree. She shouldn't be breathing on
those babies. Yeah, the last thing she
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needs on her hands is a couple of sick
babies.
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Oh, Winnie, I'll be right back.
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Mom, it's just strep throat. I'll be
okay.
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Nonsense, Sandra. Strep throat is
serious business. You lie down.
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And who is this over here making all
this noise? Oh, it's Winnie.
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There, there, now. You don't have to do
that. I'm kidding. You heard me. You lie
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down right now.
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Oh, but I don't need to lie down,
honest. You need to lie down. Don't
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me. But, Mom, I have a million things to
do around here. You're not going to do
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anything. That's right. We're here to
see that you get better. I made you some
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hot chicken soup. I'll get a bowl.
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Yes, and I'm going to put this blanket
on you. Now, hold on there.
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Oh, but, Mom, I don't need a nap right
now. Oh, honey, it's all right. I'm
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to fix it so you don't have to move to
get a thing. Here's your telephone.
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Here's your remote control for your
television and lots of magazines. Now,
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just stay down.
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Oh, thank you, Mom. It has been really
hard being sick and having to take care
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of the babies, too.
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Sweetheart, I know. That's why we're
here to take care of the babies for you.
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Oh, Mom, I appreciate that, but I can't
expect you to stay here.
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Oh, we're not going to stay here.
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That's right. Your mother and I are
taking Winnie and Nelson with us.
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You're taking the babies?
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Well, we have to. You don't want them to
get sick, do you, Francine? Don't
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forget the rattlers. Check.
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No, but Daddy says the mask will protect
the babies. What does your father know?
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When did he have a baby, Francine?
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The box of diapers and an extra blanket
in the bedroom.
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Check. But, Mom, do you have to take
them? I've never been without my babies
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before. I know exactly how you feel.
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I felt the same. Well, then I had to
give you to Grandma and Grandpa that
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that I had the flu.
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But when I look back on it, it was the
only thing to do.
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Listen to your mother, Sandra.
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All right, Slippery, now don't talk
about it. You better go to sleep.
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Come on, I'm going to take you with me.
We're going to have a good old time.
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That's right, Shalobo. You and your
sister are coming with us. Say goodbye
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Mommy. Say goodbye to Mommy.
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Bye, Winnie. Bye, Nelson. Mommy would
kiss you, but I don't want you to get
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sick. And don't forget to eat that soup.
We'll call you later.
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Will you please do us a favor the next
time you get sick? Would you call us
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first? Okay, I will. Thank you,
sweetheart.
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Bye -bye.
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They're keeping them until I get well.
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Until you get well?
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Sandra, that might be two or three
weeks.
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Why did you let them do that, honey? You
just sat here while they took our
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children away?
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Elvin, it was for the baby's own good.
This way, Winnie and Nelson won't get
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sick. But they weren't going to get
sick. We're wearing masks.
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Elvin, I'm sorry. I was really tired,
and it sounded like the right thing to
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Well, I'm sure it did, but...
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You know, there was no reason why those
babies had to leave.
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I think that they used your sickness as
an excuse to take our babies.
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Alvin, don't be ridiculous.
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Well, honey, look around.
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I mean, there's hardly anything left.
The only thing left is the baby
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Now that you mention it, they were very
persistent.
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In fact, every time I tried to get up,
they shoved me back down.
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And then you should have seen their
faces when they got their hands on those
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babies. They were cackling.
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I was trying to... No, they came in here
and they lied to me about how I'd get
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the baby sick.
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And then they snatched them out of their
playpen and they ran off into the
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night.
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sweetheart, um, I think you're jumping
to conclusions. Why don't you just sit
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down here? I think your sickness might
be clouding your judgment a little bit.
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No, Elvin, I'm going to get dressed and
you're driving me over to my mother's
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house. We've got to rescue our children.
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Uh, do you really think you should leave
the house? You're sick, you know.
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Elvin, I'm going.
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Are you in or out?
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Um, I'm in.
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Good.
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And when we get there, I want you to
stay in the car and leave the motor
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in case we have to make a quick getaway.
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And now it's time for the health news
segment of our program.
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All right. Is the game on yet?
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No, but this will be off soon.
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All right.
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The latest findings from the Council on
Nutrition indicate that Americans
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consume too many fatty foods.
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In the past, the focus has been on
cholesterol.
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That is even more dangerous.
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Some foods that are high in saturated
fat include potato chips, cheese,
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processed meats, and fried meats.
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The highest incidence of health problems
occur in people who consume large
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amounts of these foods.
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People who are drawn to these foods
should learn to control their eating
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For some, the challenge is simply too
great.
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We recommend that these people seek
professional help with the nutrition
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All right.
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Don't move.
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Where are they?
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Who?
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Don't play dumb with me, Dad. You know
who.
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If I knew who, I'd tell you where.
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My babies, Winnie and Nelson, where are
they?
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You don't know where your own children
are?
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Your wife, my mother, along with...
Elvin's mother, took them right out from
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under me, walked out, leaving me on the
couch childless.
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They haven't been here.
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Ha!
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Now I'm going to find my babies if I
have to tear this place apart brick by
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brick.
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Honey, where's Sandra?
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There's someone around here tearing my
house apart.
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Elvin, did you do something to her?
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I may be slightly responsible for all
this. I told Sandra, I kind of suggested
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to her that our mothers took the babies
out of the apartment because they wanted
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to spend time with them.
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I had no idea she was going to get as
upset about this as she did.
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I should have known they wouldn't be
upset. That's too obvious. They won't
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outsmart me. I'll find them, and when I
do, someone's going to pay.
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What do I do?
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find the babies.
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Do you know where they are?
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Man, all I know is my wife left out of
here screaming about I don't know
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anything about medicine.
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Now, that's all I know. I don't know
where my wife is.
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You mean you don't know where your wife
went? I mean, how could you not know
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that? Because I have about as much
control over my wife as you have over
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I guess at a time like this, my life
must look pretty good to both of you.
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They're not in the kitchen, they're not
in the basement, and they're not in the
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garage. You check under the couch?
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Elvin, we're going to your mother's
house.
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And if they're not there, we're going to
my grandparents' house. And if they're
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not there, we're going to your aunt's
house.
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Honey, my aunt lives all the way up in
the Bronx.
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I don't care.
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If we have to, we'll drive to Ohio.
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We'll drive to Florida. We'll drive any
place we have to to get those babies
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back.
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Dad, what do I do?
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Send me a postcard.
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Albert, move it!
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You gotta move it, boy!
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And thus you see what a normal...
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Now we'd like to show you a photograph
of the heart of a person who has spent a
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lifetime consuming fatty foods.
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Notice the abnormal amounts of fatty
deposits on the...
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Stop by with a couple of our friends.
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Oh, they're such cuties. I've got to
take a picture. Please come down here,
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ladies, while I get my camera.
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We just came from the mall, and there
were at least a dozen people who came up
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to us and wanted to pinch their cheeks.
I don't blame them. They're
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irresistible. Look at these faces.
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That's right.
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Oh, look, he loves you. You are
irresistible, aren't you?
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I'm ready for the pictures.
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minute now this is the boy you cannot
put that ribbon in his hair i spike it
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now look at that you tell me
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are they ready for a fashion magazine or
what okay now everybody's fine
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pictures, Zandra. You know it. She is so
lucky to have people like us in her
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life.
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Zandra's very upset. You should have
heard the way she gave it to Dad.
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Zandra yelled at Dad?
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Mm -hmm. Theo told me all about it. He
said she wailed on Dad, showed him no
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mercy. You know what this means, don't
you?
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That when we grow up, we can yell at
Dad, too.
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No.
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is probably very hurt by what happened.
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It's up to us to rebuild his ego.
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How do we do that?
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Well, I don't know. This has never
happened before.
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Just say whatever you can think of to
make him feel better. Like what?
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I don't know. Just say something.
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Hey, Josh.
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Hi, Dad.
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Hi. Hello, Father.
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Hello, daughter.
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Dad, I just want you to know that you've
been a great influence on my life.
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Me too. I have a lot of respect for you.
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Thank you.
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As a father and a man.
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Thank you.
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Is there anything you want us to do?
Because we recognize your position as
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authority figure.
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And you smell good, too.
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How about you?
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Pardon me? How much? How much? How much
money do you guys want? Come on.
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Dad, we don't want any money. We just
love you because you're our father.
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Well, since you asked, I'll take a
dollar.
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Look who's here!
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Oh, baby!
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Oh, what did you do to their hair?
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We stopped by the beauty parlor to have
a little fun. We have some pictures
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here. Really?
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Sandra will love to look at these.
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We're going to take them by the
apartment.
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I don't think it's going to be
necessary.
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She should be coming back here pretty
soon.
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Sandra was here?
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Mm -hmm.
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She came over here and yelled at Dad.
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Uh -huh, she wailed off his head.
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She did not wail on my head.
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Did you see her wail on my head?
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All right, then, so how can you say
somebody wailed on somebody's head?
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And give me back the dollar I gave you.
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Why don't you girls take the babies
upstairs and change the diapers?
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Okay. Come on.
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Okay, and I'm telling Sandra where the
babies are when she gets here.
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Now, what is going on?
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Well, I was sitting here, my son and I,
we were eating, and this woman came into
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the house with this mask on and said,
Hot dog!
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The woman is looking for the two of you,
and she's serious, I'm telling you. She
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thinks that you two came over to her
house to deliberately take those
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away from her.
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That is absurd. Didn't we go there to
take those babies?
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No.
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Yeah.
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Well, uh... Remember, in the car you
said those babies are coming with us no
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matter what she says.
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But of course, but we did it for their
own good, right?
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Listen,
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you don't have to tell me anything. I'm
not the person who's looking for you.
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And she is looking for both of you.
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And I'll tell you another thing. When
she finds you, I'm going under a rock.
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Cliff, it isn't going to be anything
like that now. I'll just apologize for
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happened. Coming from one mother to
another, she'll understand. Everything
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be fine.
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Fine with me.
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Don't get me.
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Melvin, block this exit.
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Hi, everybody.
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Don't be nice to them.
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Now, Sandra, I can see that you're
upset. I know that we took the babies.
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And for that, I do apologize. So do I.
I'm very sorry. But we had the best of
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intentions. And to tell you the truth,
the children had a great time with us.
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Uh, see? We have pictures.
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You took my babies to the beauty parlor?
Yeah, they were a big hit. You took my
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babies out of my house so that they
wouldn't get my germs, and then you took
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them into a public place where dozens of
people were breathing on them?
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Sandra. I am talking.
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These are my children. I gave birth to
them. Do you have any idea how hard it
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to give birth to two babies at once?
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See, darn hard, I will tell you that.
Now, son, we only... I am still talking.
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I gave birth to these babies.
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You are confused.
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You are my mother. I am their mother.
What I say goes.
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I tell people what they can or cannot do
with my children.
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Now, if either of you ever tries this
again, the next time you see these
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children will be at their college
graduation.
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Whoa.
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Now, Elvin, get upstairs and get our
babies.
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Keep me covered.
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Nobody moves until I'm out of here.
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And if anyone tries to follow us,
they're going to get it.
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Do you think it's safe for us to move
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now?
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Do you feel lucky?
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She did not run over my face. Oh, tell
me anything while I'm looking at you.
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You are my mother.
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Are you kidding me? I sat back and met
you? I was tasty pudding, man.
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I was enjoying that.
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We really did have good intentions. We
thought we were doing the right thing.
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just got a little carried away, that's
all.
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Why don't you stop it?
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The funniest thing is the two of you, I
don't know what you call yourselves or
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what act it is, went over there and took
the woman's children.
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After telling me, you don't know
anything about medicine. What do you
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strep throat and penicillin? Went over
there and took and did something that
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even I, a doctor, had more sense than
that, than to take a woman's children
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away.
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Well, how did you come to know so much?
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I think I was about 10 years old.
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And it was a little blue jay, little
baby blue jay.
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uh uh was was uh flying around and and
hit and and hit a tree and went down
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and i picked it up and and and was
dusting it off because it was done and i
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now if i help this little bird this bird
will be my friend for life like your
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pet bird charlie well no no no i sat on
charlie i was just brushing
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him and taking care of him i looked up
and saw this mother
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Blue Jay was flying, and me and her face
was like this, and I don't know what
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she thought I was doing, you know, but
she just came, and then she landed on
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of my head and started picking my hair
out.
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And went like that and deep in the
closet and then came around to the front
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started pecking on my forehead.
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And that's what happened to you today.
You went out there and got your forehead
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pecked off.
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I guess so.
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Yeah. But what happened to the baby Blue
Jay?
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I came in the house and my mother said,
what is the matter with your forehead?
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You know how she talks.
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What is the matter with your forehead?
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She had all these little holes in her.
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She went upstairs, got my football
helmet, put it on, went out, grabbed the
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Blue Jay. The mother came down, landed
on my mother's head, started pecking on
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the helmet.
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So my mother said, Hey.
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Now, you have proven my point.
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Let the record show.
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You did not know what you were doing.
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Your mother knew.
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So what are you saying?
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I mean, are you saying that the next
time you go over to Saunders, you're
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to wear a football helmet?
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