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There isn't any movie I want to see.
Hey, how about this one?
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Unusual Circumstances. You guys know
what that's about? I think that's a
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of a French movie.
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Hey. Hey, how you doing?
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Didn't you and Mom see this movie,
Unusual Circumstances? Yeah. What's it
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It's about three swinging bachelors, and
they live in the same apartment, and
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somebody leaves a baby porcupine in
front.
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They do it, but then a Dalmatian comes
along and attacks the
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porcupine, and the porcupine gives some
porcupines to the Dalmatian, and they
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have to take the Dalmatian to this
hospital where they meet these three
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attractive nurses.
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And so they just started to, it was
just, I mean, that was about all it was.
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That's too deep for us, Dad. Yeah, and
it was too deep for your mother and me.
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But then again, you know, we laid out $7
a piece, so you just stay with the
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movie, you know.
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We're not gonna make any movie if Denny
doesn't hurry up. He's already 15
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minutes late. Again?
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It's love.
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Denny's in love?
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It's worse.
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The man's hypnotized. He's dating an
acting student.
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Jade Marsh.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Isn't that the
woman you kissed in the dorm lounge and
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Justine caught you? Yeah, that's the
one. Guys, I got it.
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At the All Night Theater on 44th Street,
we got a triple feature of Kung Fu
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movies. All right. They're playing Enter
the Ninja, Fist of Destruction, and
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Master Chin meets Master Fu.
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Kung Fu movies?
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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You're not so good.
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Chin Wong.
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I thought you were dead.
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Watch yourselves, or you'll be in a...
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Couldn't help it.
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Jade has a lead in this play, and now
she needs me for support. Yeah, right,
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Jimmy. But, guys, I wish you could have
been there.
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Jade is playing Madea. This is her
greatest role yet. She gets to wear this
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short toga. It's powerful.
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That's nice.
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Yo, I forgot to eat lunch today. You
have anything in the fridge?
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Yeah, I could use a snack myself.
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No problem. Mom and Dad went and bought
groceries this morning.
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Let's go.
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Hey, Dad.
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person. Let's go.
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Dad, you're not getting charged $2 a
piece for food. See what he grabbed us?
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You're getting a deal for $2 a piece.
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True point, Dr. Huxtable, but I don't
have $2. Hey, Lou, you keep giving me
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same line. You owe me $492 ,000.
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Guys, you have to see this. I found it
on the way over here. I was walking on
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Atlantic Avenue and I saw something
shiny in the grass. Where is it? Here it
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and this is an expensive watch. Yeah, I
thought it might be. This is a designer
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watch. This is a Jacques Pardo.
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I saw one of these on Lifestyles, and
they're rich and famous.
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Boy, I never thought I'd be sitting this
close to one. Well, if it's that
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valuable, maybe I should take it to the
police station. What for?
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A policeman didn't lose this. Uh -uh,
they can't afford one of these on their
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salary.
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What am I going to do with it? It's a
woman's watch.
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Well, Jimmy, if it's a woman's watch,
maybe there's a woman you want to give
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to.
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Theo, you are a genius. Jade would love
this.
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Let's go to the cafe now. She hangs out
there after rehearsal.
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What about this food?
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Oh, come on, guys. I am too excited to
eat. I need you to back me up. You know
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how I get around beautiful women. My
mouth dries up and phone comes out.
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All right, then. We got you.
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Lou,
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come on. Hey, I'm paying $2 for this.
I'm getting food to go.
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feeling the phone coming back. Drink
more water, man. Loosen up.
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It'll all turn out great. Just remember,
when you give her the watch, remember
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what we told you to say. Yeah, man,
practice the line. Work on your chops.
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Jade, I would like to present you with
this token of my affliction.
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No.
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No, man.
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Affection. What did I say?
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Affliction. I'm gonna blow it.
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She's gonna laugh in my face.
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Maybe Denny should just mail it to her.
No, no, no. I can do this. Once I pass
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the first sentence, I'll be fine.
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Jade, I would like to present you with
this watch as a token of my affection.
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All right. Good, good.
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This watch is as timeless as your... Our
love. Our love.
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Guys, Jane's here.
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Dennis, darling.
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Cut.
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Oh, hello, Leo, Stu, Pritchett. Theo.
Lou. Mitchell.
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Fine. Dennis, I am beside myself with
anger. What is it, my sweet?
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I mean, how could a campus newspaper
write such vicious things about me?
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I was the star of the play.
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Listen to this.
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The only problem this reviewer had with
the play Mother Courage was the
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performance of Jade Marsh.
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Her acting reminds me of a ham and
cheese sandwich without the cheese and
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Me?
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I feel so bad, Jade. Lots of people like
him.
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This is so upsetting. I must have a
cappuccino. I'll buy it for you, my
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Denny, wait.
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This would be the best time for her to
get the watch. Her ego is crushed.
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If only our man could get the words out
of his mouth.
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Come on, then. Quit drinking. Give her
the watch.
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He's got it out.
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He's giving it to her now.
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And I don't see any phone.
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Whoa.
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I think she's getting all emotional or
something.
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And it looks like the real thing.
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Touchdown.
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And the extra point.
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I gotta get me a watch like that.
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Come on, Lou. Turn the jazz up a little
bit. If you want women to hear this, you
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gotta make it loud.
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Here, look, some babes at 9 o 'clock are
scoping us out. I told you this jazz
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stuff would draw them in.
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All right, now this looks like we really
understand this stuff. All right, all
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right.
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Hi. What's going down?
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Can you turn your music off?
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We can't hear ourselves think, jerk.
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She wasn't my type anyway.
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Right.
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Have you seen the lovely ornament that
my dear Dennis gave to me?
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Whoa. Beautiful.
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Yes, I'm never taking it off. It's the
most gorgeous gift I've ever received.
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And expensive.
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I took it to a jewelry store to have it
appraised. Trust me, fellas, you will
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never love a woman as much as Dennis
loves me.
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Excuse me.
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Yes? Are you, uh, Jade Marsh?
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Well, yes.
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We were contacted by a Mr. Krause from
Zach's jewelry store today.
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He said you came in to have a watch
appraised.
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That's correct.
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Is that the watch you're wearing now?
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It is.
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Are you aware that that watch was
reported stolen two days ago?
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Preposterous. This was a gift from my
boyfriend.
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Well, could you take it off so we could
check the serial number?
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Never.
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I cherish it.
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I will not take it off for anyone.
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Jay, don't you think that you should
cooperate with the police here?
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I know my rights.
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This is an invasion of privacy.
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Dennis, darling, these people have the
audacity to imply that this watch is
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stolen. Please tell them how you bought
it for me as a symbol of our love.
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Well, it's a symbol of our love.
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Fine.
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I'd like to see the serial number on
that symbol of your love.
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Look, if we don't see the serial number,
we're going to have to take you in for
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possession of stolen property. You can
shackle me and throw me in a dungeon
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before I will allow this watch to leave
my wrist.
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Grab it your way.
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Let's go.
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If truth shall be my companion in the
flames,
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so be it.
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That won't be necessary.
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Dennis, our love will carry me through
this.
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Don't leave town, Mr. Love.
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Denny, did you steal that watch? Oh,
come on, guys. You know me. I wouldn't
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something like that. I found it on
Atlantic Avenue, like I said. The thief
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have dropped it. Well, then you better
get down there and tell the police the
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truth. This is all your fault. You guys
talked me into giving Jade a stolen
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watch. We didn't know that watch was
stolen. Me neither.
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Well, you better get down there before
the... with your girlfriend behind bars.
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You're right. I'm going to tell her the
truth about that watch. I just hope it
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won't spoil our date tonight.
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Hey, Rudy.
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Shh.
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Theo's on the phone with Lou.
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Rudy, you know better than to listen in.
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I know.
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they talking about?
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See, Denny found a stolen watch, and
Theo and his friends talked him into
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it to Jade as a present.
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The police came and took Jade away.
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Denny found it with the police station
right now.
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He may even have to go to jail.
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But why didn't Denny just tell Jade that
he found the watch in the first place?
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You know, guys, they're dumb.
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If I were Denny, I would come over here
and beat Theo up. Yeah, he should beat
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him up good.
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You really think so?
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Hello, Kenny? I have to go now. Bye.
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You're talking to Kenny, huh?
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Yeah. You weren't listening to my
telephone conversation?
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No.
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We gotta go.
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You better leave us alone.
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We can have you put in jail too.
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Hey, man.
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You okay?
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I guess not.
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You want to talk about it?
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The police told me that the watch was
stolen from a woman's house Tuesday
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I was free and clear because I was
watching Jade at a rehearsal.
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Well, it sounds like everything worked
out. Theo, it was awful.
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Jade and I had to stand in front of a
sergeant's desk surrounded by drunkards
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and prostitutes and one guy who I think
was a murderer.
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There, in front of all of them, I had to
tell Jade that I found the watch on the
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street.
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How'd she take it?
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Oh, she called me a despicable,
conniving cretin.
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Then she pointed at me, turned to the
sergeant and said, have him arrested for
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impersonating a man.
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It was the most humiliating moment in my
entire life.
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I feel for you, Din. Yo, you don't know
how I feel.
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After the watch, I was going to give her
a ring.
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I'm sorry, man.
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Maybe next time.
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Yo, you have to help me. I have to get
her back.
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You know what to do. You're always
messing up with women.
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Yeah, but I never get him back.
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It's your dad here. He's good with
advice.
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Yeah, but with my dad, you got to be
careful.
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See, if he's having a good day, he can
give you excellent advice, clear and to
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the point.
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But on his bad days, he can really
ramble.
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He'll lean back in his chair, let out a
breath, roll his eyes.
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And then you just have to sit there
until he runs out of words.
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I'll take my chances. I just want Jade
back.
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Okay.
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Dad?
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Hey!
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Okay, now, I'll ask him a test question,
and we'll see if he's having a good day
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or a bad day.
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Hey, Dad.
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You. I need to ask you a question. Huh?
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Go ahead.
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One of my professors gave me a C on the
paper, and I'm really upset with him.
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Yesterday, he invited a whole bunch of
people over to his house for a party.
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I don't really want to go because I'm
still upset.
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Should I go?
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Go?
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No sense burning your bridges unless you
have a boat.
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Thanks, Dad. All right.
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Dr. Huxtable, do you mind if I ask you a
question?
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Yeah, well, go ahead, then.
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Okay, you see, I found this expensive
watch on Atlantic Avenue, and I gave it
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Jade, but it turned out to be stolen.
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We both ended up at the police station,
but after I confessed, she dumped me.
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How do I get her back?
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Oh, yeah, well, see?
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Sit down.
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1951, 1952.
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Easter Sunday.
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And I had some, I had a piece of lint on
the
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side of my head.
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And I was going with this girl.
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And she already had a boyfriend.
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She told me, but she said, do you want
to go with me while I'm
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going with him? So I said, well, as long
as you say you still love me.
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She said, yes.
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So what her name was.
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I told her to meet me in church.
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I'm sitting there and she's sitting
there.
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Right where the lid is.
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Through the whole sermon.
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Dad? Yes?
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What in the world does that have to do
with Denny?
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Denny doesn't have a piece of lint in
his hair.
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Lent in my hair and Easter.
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During that time, there's another Lent.
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Exactly, Dr.
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Huxtable. No, wait a minute. Exactly.
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I'm glad the four of us are spending the
night together.
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Yeah, who needs a date on a Saturday
night, huh? I must rather be with my
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friends.
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I only have male friends now.
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Yeah, but then that's good.
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See, sometimes when I'm out with Justine
on Saturday nights, I think of you guys
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hanging out together, and I feel like
I'm missing something.
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What?
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You know, talking, laughing, doing the
guy stuff, just being a guy.
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It's great.
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I know exactly what this is.
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Four guys sitting there all alone.
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Got no dates. Oh, for four.
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Well, it happens every now and then,
fellas.
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No, Dad.
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Not what you're thinking.
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We decided it would be great just for
the four of us to sit here and hang out
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around the house.
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Really?
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That's nice.
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Why don't you join us, Dr. Huxtable?
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Well, I think I will, fellas, because my
wife went out with my sister -in -law
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tonight. I guess we're all for five
then.
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Not really.
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Mine will be back.
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You ever wonder what your life would be
like if you never got married?
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You know, it's funny you should ask that
question.
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I'm talking about 1950... 1952. I was
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working for a pharmacist.
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I was driving his car to make a
delivery. It was a DeSoto, I think. No,
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no, no. It was a Packard. The Packard.
No disrespect, Theo. I can't take this.
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And I'm driving, and this very painting
is similar to where I had to go, because
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over here was Harrisburg.
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And this was Philly, and the bridge,
there was a sign here, said Detour.
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I mean, I'd rather have some woman tell
me to get lost than listen to this.
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And the bridge was similar to this. And
it looked like it was going to go out.
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And it had this packet. Well, that
packet could hold the road, man. You sat
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on that thing, boom, and dropped it the
second. In those days, you had to
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synchromesh. You had to press down on
that clutch. And I'm driving with this
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medicine, trying to get over there.
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Now check.
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