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Bye.
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You hear that, Cliff?
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The birds are chirping.
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It's the sound of spring.
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Yeah, little fellas flew all the way
from Florida.
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There they are.
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Say, fellas!
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You see this, don't you?
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Okay, we're going to make the same deal
as last year.
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Every day, I give you a couple of these.
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You stay away from my car, right?
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You're a thief and a liar.
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I am not. You're just dizzy and stupid.
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Hey!
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Yes, Dad?
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Yes, Dad?
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Hold it down!
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You know, Cliff, I've about had it with
those two.
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Every single day they are hiding.
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When I think about their childhood, I'm
not going to think in terms of years.
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I'm going to think about rounds.
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Hey! I'm sorry.
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See,
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nature was not always correct.
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It should have been the children to fly
south.
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As I recall, this is my day to run
errands, and you get to stay home with
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dueling duo. Come on, come on, come on.
I'll see you in about an hour. No, wait.
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No, don't leave me. Please.
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Don't leave me here with them. Don't
leave me here by myself.
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Listen, tomorrow, is it possible that
you and I could go on a picnic by
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ourselves?
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Hmm?
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Spring has always done this to you.
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Hmm. Yeah.
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sounding like you're making adjustments
on the doors. You seem that you want to
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bring them in with you whenever you're
closing.
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If there are problems that exist in the
Hotel Huxtable, your mother and I, your
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gracious hosts, really value any
suggestions you have.
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Dad, we're sorry.
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Yeah, Dad, it won't happen again as long
as she doesn't start it. Me? You
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started it! Listen, I'm having a problem
right now because...
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I have my ceiling that collapsed.
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I want the mess cleaned up. Oh, man.
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You get the dustpan, and you get the
broom, and I'm going to go up and see
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trouble went on in your suite upstairs.
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What is broken and what is not?
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I know none of this would have happened
if you hadn't stolen my Bobby Brown
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tape.
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the desk the legs are just completely
splintered because vanessa threw it look
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you guys are going to pay for it out of
your allowance now sweep the mess up
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please
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All right, can you make it quick?
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You're doing this on purpose.
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I am not.
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Rudy, nobody brushes their teeth that
slowly.
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was doing was trying to put on my makeup
and she shoved me did you hit your
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sister well yeah but i thought we told
you that hitting each other is not
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allowed but she is constantly provoking
me she does that on purpose and you you
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you're a sucker for that every time you
keep falling for that an older person
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should know better than to let a little
young person pull a chick like that if
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you know she does
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That I'm not too bright?
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No, Dad. It was just an observation. You
appear to be telling me that you don't
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think I'm that bright. No, Dad. You're
very bright.
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It's just that she gets away with
everything.
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You seem to have forgotten the fact that
when you were little, you used to do
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the same thing to Theo. But Theo really
would do bad things to me first. Yes,
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but you were the person who started... I
did it first.
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I expect older people to know better.
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But, Dad, you're older than all of us.
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You should understand what she's doing
to me.
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Which gets back to your original
statement that you don't think I'm too
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Dad, may I be excused? What did you come
in here for?
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To put my makeup on.
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Well, then why would you ask to be
excused if you haven't put your makeup
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yet?
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You're the one who's not too bright
around here.
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What
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do
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you want?
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Well, I know how much you wanted your
Bobby Brown tape back, so I've decided
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return it.
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that wouldn't you but i know what you're
up to and i'm not falling for it
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falling for what you want me to lose
control so i'll hit you and get into
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trouble but i'm a better person than
that i'm just going to ignore you
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want to lead a peaceful life now if
you'll excuse me i'm gonna go have some
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breakfast don't eat too much elbow face
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It isn't necessary, dear.
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I've talked to them, and I think we have
it all cleared up. They are peaceful
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and gentle with each other now.
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Hi, Mom.
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Hi, Mom.
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Hello.
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Rudy, I'm going to have a glass of
orange juice. You want some?
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It would be lovely.
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I'd better place that table. Thank you.
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I don't have a fever.
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Well, I must say, it's very nice to see
you all behaving so politely to each
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other. Thank you.
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It's very easy for me because I have
better manners than you.
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Rudy, it's not good manners to tell
someone else that you have better
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than they do.
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It's true.
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In fact, if you had better manners...
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Maybe you'd have a boyfriend right now.
Would you do that?
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Because you're a pig.
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Well, you're the slop that pigs eat.
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You are the piggy that makes all the
other piggies.
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Come on, come on, come on. That's it.
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Now, I want both of you to go upstairs.
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I want you to take your clothes out of
the drawers. Put them in the suitcase.
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I want you to... Right now. You're not
serious.
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Is this a serious face?
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Let's go. Come on. You're throwing us
out of the house? No, of course not. I'm
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not throwing you out of the house. You
guys are going to move down into the
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basement. Mom! No, your mother has
nothing to do with it. I am...
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Father!
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Hit it! I'm serious.
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No, hit it. Goodbye.
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Cliff.
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Yes, dear?
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Did I hear you say that you are moving
the children down into the basement?
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Yes, dear, because I'm tired.
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But you're not going to lock them in
there. I mean, they can come out to eat
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use the bathroom, right? Of course.
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It's just that...
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Down in the basement, they can stomp
around, they can throw things, they
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I mean, because everything in the
basement is just about on its way out
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And so are they, dear.
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Yeah, Dad, we've learned a lesson.
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This is not a lesson. This is the way
it's going to be, my dear.
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Now, let's keep moving.
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But, Dad, we promised.
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Really. We won't fight anymore.
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Yeah, Dad.
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Look. See?
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We're getting along.
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I love you!
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That's wonderful. I love to see that.
And I'm happy that you all love each
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other. But this is where you're going to
be.
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Just enjoy yourselves. And like your
mother said, If you get hungry, you go
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upstairs anytime you want to. If you
want to wash up or anything, go upstairs
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anytime you want to. And think about the
bright side of it. You have a washer
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and a dryer.
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Your clothes will always be clean.
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Jeff, come on. The joke's over.
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Right? This is no joke.
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What isn't it like when you took Theo to
the army? He never went into the army.
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The army would not take Theo.
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The basement will take you.
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What do we do now?
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Rudy, this is all a bluff.
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Nobody would do this to their kids. He's
standing outside the door waiting, and
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he's going to come back in here any
minute.
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Just wait.
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There. It's just like the old saying,
when you're giving lemons, you make
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lemonade. That doesn't even make sense.
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Rudy, you have been moping around here
for the last three hours.
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You'd probably feel a lot better if you
did something with your side of the
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room. I'm not staying here long.
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How are you getting out?
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I've got plans.
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Big plans.
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Sooner or later, I'm busting out of this
tree.
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But in the meantime, I think you owe it
to me to tidy up your side of the room
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so I have to look at that unsightly
mess.
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I owe it to you?
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Yes. Do you want to know what I owe you?
This is what I owe you.
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That is what I owe you.
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I think it's time for you.
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I can always get more lipstick.
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What are
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you doing? Making a wish.
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This reminds me of a
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movie I once saw.
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Women Behind Bars.
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I just came down here to see my basement
beauty.
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How's it going down here?
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Fine. That's good to hear, because I was
just talking to Mom and Dad, and it
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seems like you two will be down here for
a long, long time.
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Yeah, well, don't bet the farm on that.
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Right. I hope both of you can appreciate
the poetic justice of the situation.
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I mean, after...
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All of the trouble both of you have
gotten me into through the years, I'd
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this sweet revenge.
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Well, we like it just fine down here,
don't we, Rudy?
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Yup. Well, I hope you can still say that
tonight when the rats come out.
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Rats? Oh, wait a minute. Don't listen to
him, Rudy.
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Dad just had an exterminator here a
month ago. There are no rats.
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Well, exterminators can only get rid of
living things.
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So there's something you guys don't
know.
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Dad bought this house cheap.
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Because it's built over a graveyard.
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And at night, the angry ghosts come up
through the pipes just looking for
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some little girl to take back with them.
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Bye, girls.
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I'm sure I won't be your last visitor
tonight.
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I don't believe a word he said.
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Me neither. That was a stupid story.
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Thank you.
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Escargot. Escargot.
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Fix it up very nicely down here.
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Yeah, we haven't heard any fighting
noises in a while.
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We figured either the two of you are
getting along better or you've killed
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other.
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You'll be happy to know that the tape
has come off your bedroom doors and
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free to go back to your rooms now.
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